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Ask a chosen one from Israel anything, /pol/.
>>73596239
How to shekle
>>73596304
Jewish insider trading.
>>73596239
Why do you hate christians when they all love you?
Would you marry a convert?
If you say yes, do you actually mean it or is it part of the agenda?
Can gentiles be jewified in the eyes of Jahwe?
Was Jesus murdered by your people or how do you see it?
>>73596397
We hate all goyim; Christians don't hold a special status, but they're certainly one of the worst considering the mass persecutions that they've committed against our people.
>>73596239
hows those sperm counts?
Fake and gay
>>73596517
>they're certainly one of the worst considering the mass persecutions that they've committed against our people.
but it was all in good fun, takes 2 to tango baby
>>73596239
What is your opinion on speedsolving cross-on-left?
>>73596239
Does anyone in your family look like pic related?
>>73596239
What is the best jewish pastry?
Do you consider Ethiopian Jews part of the chosen?
>>73596239
>Ask a faggot from Israel anything, /pol/.
Attention whoring has a place.
>Not /pol/
https://www.reddit.com/r/AMA/
>>73596504
>Would you marry a convert?
No.
>Can gentiles be jewified in the eyes of Jahwe?
According to the Torah, yes. I'm secular though.
>Was Jesus murdered by your people or how do you see it?
Yes, and we're proud of it. May his blood be upon us and our descendants.
>>73596562
Your mother told me it was bountiful.
>>73596610
Good thing we're getting our revenge with the destruction of Western civilization.
This is now a merchant thread
>>73596642
Yes, I do.
>>73596724
>What is the best jewish pastry?
Israeli baklava.
>Do you consider Ethiopian Jews part of the chosen?
If they have a Near Eastern or Semitic lineage, then yes.
>>73596239
where you from, moshe?
did you trick any silly goyim today?
Someone gives you a device wih a button. If you press it, every Palestinian dies.
Do you press?
Also, how many died in the holocaust?
>>73597062
Tel Aviv.
Took a quick break from doing that to trigger the neo-Nazis on here.
>>73597113
Yes. I masturbate to pictures of dead Palestinians.
6 million died in the Holocaust.
>>73596902
Still rocking that underbite
>>73596239
>wrong date
>smoker
>chosen
>>73597191
Always.
>>73596239
What's your favorite Pokemon?
Thoughts on President Trump?
>>73597242
Mega-Blaziken.
>>73596239
Move the paper, let us see your socks
>>73597262
Our puppet. Let his daughter be Jew'd to get our approval to become president.
>>73597291
Decent taste to be honest.
>>73596239
We're gonna need a nose for verification
why are you so nice to the goyim, Yehuda?
>>73597412
Refer to >>73596902
>>73597429
It's an act, Yosef.
How do you view the accomplishments of us goys before your people discovered how to hack our out group altruism?
>>73596239
What's your opinion on the Shoah?
Was it definitely 6 million, or was it maybe less, like 4 million or two million?
>>73597575
Pretty good, desu. I'll make sure each one of my slaves is a white man when the Mashiach comes.
>>73597595
It was 6 million, you anti-Semite.
>>73596239
Can i fuck your busty jew wife? I might even let you watch
>>73596239
take a pic and a silhouette of your nose?
>>73596239
Meefo atah fi israel? Atah mizrahi au Ashkenazi? Mah atah hoshev al hamizrachim im atah Ashkenazi? Ve mah atah hoshev al haashkenazim im atah mizrachi
how does it feel to be genitally mutilated because of peasants got a message from skydaddy and wrote it on a book
>>73597806
No.
>>73597842
I already did. Scroll up.
>>73597893
Ask her, fuck what you think cuck
>>73596239
Why do you have a pentagram on your flag?
What do you think of Sam Hyde?
>>73597891
Makes me feel like I'm a part of the tribe.
>>73597116
>neo-Nazis on here
/pol/ is satire though
>>73597956
No.
>>73597963
Because we worship the demiurge aka Satan.
Is there really a jewish conspiracy that controls everything? (media, world government, etc...)
>>73597970
Don't know who he is.
>>73598094
Can you give me some names of famous Crypto Jews we might not be aware of?
What do Israeli jews think about Taglit-Birthright and similar programs?
It's funny, as an American Jew I'm completely unreligious but deep down I kinda want to make aliyah someday. I'm marrying a goy next year and not asking her to convert or anything though so it may be a tough sell. How hard is it to get by without speaking hebrew in israel?
>>73598074
Yes.
>>73598148
I cannot.
do you consider us as ally?
>>73596517
White protestant American Christians are the only friends Israel has in the world today.
Everybody else hates you.
Understand that.
>>73598150
Israel is your home; stop being a diaspora fag and return to the homeland.
Also, don't marry a goy.
>>73596239
What exactly were you chosen for?
>>73598202
I consider you to be pawns.
For all the goys in this thread that are getting red pilled atm, don't hate the jews for this, hate yourself and your peers that fail to look after your own peoples interest.
>>73598249
That's what you think.
>>73596239
Are all Goyim the same, or are sone ethnicities more respected than Others? After all, most ashkenazis speak Yiddiah which is essentielly german, and have german names. And most Israelis are just pseoudo-jewish Russians Who speak only Russian, eat Russian food, and watch Russian television. Nice purity you got there, kike. What Will you do when ultra Orthodox Jews Crash your country? I think youre a troll btw
>>73598259
To rule the goyim and to establish Satan's kingdom on Earth.
>>73596902
You guys always look like something smells perpetually bad to you. Is it the stench of the goyim or is is the BO from all your nervousness?
For what reason should I move to Israel? I'm a Jew living in New York City and don't see much of a reason besides "you just have to."
>>73598338
Sunni Islam is a paramilitary group for the advancement of the Zionist conspiracy. I'm right arent I? Don't tell me I'm not If I am, just don't respond if you can't say
>>73597937
apparently you didn't shekel enough. How's the wall? Will there be more walls?
>>73598256
Eh fuck off, she's great. Jewish broads are insufferable and you know it. I love my mom, she was a great mom. But thinking back, she was a horrible cunt of a wife for a few years there. Not sure why my dad didn't leave.
Do you have anything actually interesting to post or just troll bullshit?
Is it true Jews are a parasitic lifeform created by the alien Satan to lead God's children astray? Also, is it true Jews rely on the blood of God's children to survive because their own blood has no life in it?
>>73598400
But Jews couldn't even prevent being expelled from any nation on Earth, over the last few thousand years.
Also, God doesn't exist, and so neither does Satan.
Losing ground fast here, Jewbro.
All that's left is finances.
>>73598394
The goyim come from three Satanic spheres and are not of the same substance as the Jew.
>>73598310
not very nice of you :<
>>73598071
its the fuckin star of david
>>73598429
I smell great.
>>73597653
Bs. Some non-Jews Will voluntarily choose to help Jews, IF they act like the ultra Orthodox and not like the filthy secular subversive scum like you Who think the Satanic abomination State of Israel is the true Israel, Israel Will only be handed down by god
>>73598431
To stop being a diaspora fag.
>>73598338
Who loves you? Europe? Asia? Latin America? Africa? Face reality, everybody hates you except the white Christians that you despise.
>>73598435
The Saudi family is descended from a Jewish tribe from Arabia.
>>73596239
Why do you smoke the tobacco jew?
>>73598600
I knew it.
>>73598474
Traitors are not welcome in Israel. I take back my invitation.
>>73598431
They never have a better reason than that. Reasons I can see is that certain sectors thrive there like technology, good academics there, overall smart populace, beaches and warm weather.
But they always go back to dumb fatalism or religious reasons. You Israeli kikes know most of us diasporafags don't respond to that, right?
>>73596239
Guaranteed replies. Anyway, I have a qt3.14 jewish girlfriend. The idiots here who think all jews are literally Goldman Sachs executives live in a fantasy land. Her parents maybe make a combined like 230K and most of it is earned by her Catholic father.
>tfw I am slamming JAP pussy every night with out protection
Cant wait to have some little jew babies. Just like Trump.
>>73596517
Fuck you. You're not a jew, I bet you just read the /pol/ info graph and decided to role play based on that. Fuck you, fucking proto kike. Real jews have a relationship of mutual benefit with the goyim
>>73598492
We are children of Yahweh, the demiurge.
>>73598551
How often do you bathe in the blood of Gentile children?
>>73598400
you're roleplaying dude. you're acting like the evil jew /pol/ obsesses about because you're bored. right?
>>73598516
Troll. Israeli nationalists Who do bad things against Goyim are false you Jews and the spawn of Satan, ultraorthodoxy is the only truth. Real Jewry is against Zionism
>>73596751
>I'm secular though.
So you're not a Jew, you're just of (partial, probably) Semitic blood.
Secular Jews are not Jews.
>>73598511
We are getting our sweet revenge now. Greater Israel will be here soon, and so will the Third Temple.
>>73598666
Checked
is /pol/ an inside job?
>>73598150
OP is a dumb faggot. I lived in Israel for two months. I am not Jewish either. People are rude but mostly really nice no matter what your religion. If this guy is really in Tel Aviv he is probably very secular. I met many many successful people in the finance industry that made Alyiah and they all said the same thing, "Make it if your really believe in Zionism, God, and Israel".
While I was there a shooting happened in Tel Aviv, which I was about 50 yards from. The place is not as nice as you think if you haven't visited it yet. It is sort of like a little more high tech 3rd world middle Eastern country.
Don't believe the dumb Israelis that say it is way better than Europe or Egypt or everywhere else in the middle East. It is kinda shitty and the young people are fucking retards who have no savings.
>>73598567
It is our duty to bring the coming of the Mashiach, you dumb pagan goy.
>>73598236
I don't get this one.
>>73598680
Yup... most of us are middle class schlubs who retain some connection to the culture but generally see ourselves as white
>>73598744
How do us goys avoid eternal suffering on this earth?
>>73598699
>demiurge
>>73598578
A few more decades of conditioning your young ones will prove the contrary.
>>73598656
Israel is the enemy of True Jews
>>73596751
This comes across as false flag palestinian mudlsime bs.
>>73598633
Because it's nice.
>>73598618
This image is fake desu. It's propaganda put out by white supremacist. Did you ever bother to check ANY of the quotes in here?
>>73598680
Your children will be a part of the tribe, not you.
>>73598633
>board posts constantly about how world is fucked. Overrun with muslims. Etc.
Guy smoking a cig
>YOU FILTHY DEGENERATE
>>73598792
This us a false decception. You Will be exterminated If you follow this path
>>73598696
I'm obviously trying to get a rise out of people, you fucking leaf. I am a Jew though.
>>73598926
jew gold or GTFO
>>73598706
Had a nice bath earlier today with the blood of German children.
>>73597313
Noice
Can you make me a mid-level manager at a financial firm if I sell you my 2 kids as slaves? They are healthy and much stronger than Palestinian dirt children.
>>73598716
I'm obviously trying to get a rise out of people, you stupid goy.
Are modern Jews direct descendants of the ancient Israelites and Judahites?
>>73596239
Post yarmulke
>>73598968
Stop guilt tripping us, I don´t want to give you anymore submarines
>>73596239
How often do people over there go MUH Holocaust? Do they give a fuck about it or is it just directed at Goy to guilt them?
>>73596239
How do you feel about the Masonic year of lucifer (anno lucis) coinciding with the Hebrew year of jubilee?
>>73598926
That's what you and her think. Sometimes you jews learn that we goys have a few tricks up our sleeves as well. My children might be jewish by birth but will be raised Christian. She is hardly even a believer. Self hating jew type of jew.
>>73598783
Also as a further note: Israeli secular girls (the hot ones in the military pictures) literally try to get with and marry AMERICANS so they can leave Israel. Take that Moshe Ben Yehuda Ben Gurion Dizengoff, chosen people my ass.
>>73598968
How many procent of Jews are like stereotypical Chariactures out of Der stürmer
>>73598728
I'm half Mizrahi and half Ashkenazi. My lineage can be traced back to the Near East, and we've been Jews for as long back as we can look.
This is all fake and gay. A true Chosen One would know the password.
>>73596239
is /pol/ an inside job?
>>73596239
How is if you are chosen, your penis is so small?
>>73598968
>tfw /pol/ made me become jewish supremacist
This boards emphasis on nationalism made me want to move to Israel but at the same time I don't want to cause I don't want to get blown the fuck up by an Arab boy who's family we killed
I'm going to start taking Hebrew though for when I take my birth right trip next year
>>73598756
/pol/ was created by us to divert the dumb goyims attention from the real issues at hand.
>>73598819
Accept your fate.
Did you have a quota of Palestinians that needed to be killed while in the military? How fun is it to run the children over in armored vehicles?
>>73599090
But you're not Jewish. Apparently, you're half-Semitic and half-Germanic.
>treating Judaism like an ethnicity
worst meme
>>73598563
do you also have the normal one?
>>73598859
Don't ever compare me to an Arab, you fucking leaf.
>>73599139
at least try. Youre getting lazy.
When you turn on the the fan in your car and air comes in, where does it exits?
>>73599025
I'll call up Goldstein and see what I can do.
>>73598744
kek
now we're roleplaying! :^)
>>73599246
Feet. For some reason jews dont like having air blown in their face. They also constantly change the thermostat and complain about everything.
>>73599028
Yes.
Still waiting on the password, goy.
>>73599034
I'm secular, and I'm not showing my face.
what do you think of US liberal jews??
>>73596239
If you could go back in time and stop the holocaust. Would you?
Could you live without muh 6 million?
>>73599035
Keep them coming, you Nazi. Pay for your crimes.
>>73599351
Exactly right here. So many jews dont even believe in god. I have been to temple many times it is like a fuckin freakshow. Nobody could actually believe that shit.
>>73599040
It's pretty much a thing we cash out on now. So many shekels to be made from impressionable goyim.
>>73599028
They are just arabs masquerading as Israelites
how many jews are going to die in the coming global race war and why is it all of them?
>>73599390
Ok....
>>73599246
Air is a hoax. There are just some particles floating in either, but it`s not a gas as described in the schoolbooks.
>>73599351
>not having a yarmulke
>chosen
>>73599051
Your wife will burn in Hell for leading her children down that path.
>>73599086
A decent amount. I think I'm one.
>>73599128
I prefer the term delicate.
>>73599390
Is there relief for me master?
>>73599246
Your nose, duh.
>>73599478
>"I'm a secular jew"
>"Your wife will burn in hell"
But the secular jews I know, my girlfriend included, say that hell does not exist.
>>73599130
You're welcome home anytime, brother. Don't let the Arab sub humans frighten you.
>>73596842
Yeah, it's about time for another one of those persecutions you keep getting.
Why are Jews the most persecuted group in History do you think? What do you think of The Talmud? Are you comfortable with Goyim knowing about it?
>>73599190
We were told not to kill any so not to bring a bad name to the state, but let's just say my finger might have slipped on the triggered a few times.
>>73599209
I'm a full-blooded Semite.
>>73599542
So why you procreate, if God had chosen you not to? Whom are you trying to cheat with your half-assed unfinished castrations you name "circumcision"?
What is going on with this damn kike thread?
>>73599582
>>73599042
How do you feel about the symbol on your flag? Does it bother you that a secular star from a false god is now the symbol of Judaism?
>>73599647
Alright, alright being serious for a moment now: Does that acutally happen? Did you slip once or even more?
>>73599595
> now with nigger piss flavour.jpg
>>73599373
Faggots. Right-wing extremism is the only correct ideology.
>>73599389
Hmm... difficult decision. We wouldn't be receiving the global outcry if it weren't for the Shoah.
Israels days are numbered
>>73599451
We have nukes. Don't attempt to touch us, goy.
>>73598792
Jokes on you. I've been here the whole time.
>>73599734
I couldn't care less, desu.
>>73599848
How are jews a tribe, if they do not have shared genes, culture or authority?
>>73599743
No comment.
>>73599831
You have nothing to say? Not even any sarcastic humor?
>>73599734
>>73599814
Nope.
>>73599768
damn, Israel is basically like a /pol country.
>>73599963
We do, though. Look at all the genetic tests that have been on all the different Jewish sub-groups.
>>73599963
They are just a bunch of butthurt arabs, sucking American cock for some money.
Like the Saudis but smaller noses.
>>73600022
Pretty much.
Do you guys want me to continue this on another thread?
>>73600022
Full of autists and relying on other people to pay their bills ?
>>73598910
actualy goyim are slaves for the jew that is their sole purpose. they will have 2800 goyim slaves
>>73600163
>relying
more like "fooling into"
>>73599000
Damn! Nice dub trips!
