You can't make this shit up
>tanned German
fucking top kek
PLEASE WAKE ME UP
>>73576613
There's an English version of die Welt? Or is that some autotranslate?
When even orchestrated bomb attacks have nothing to do with islam it's not that surprising. Maybe nuclear strikes or a meteor will have something to do with islam for them.
Score another one for "the religion of peace"
>>73576613
>tanned German
PLEASE can this be a meme?
>tanned german
>nothing to do with islam
I can't help but laugh
>>73576613
>tanned German
Holy cuck
>>73576686
autotranslate from 09:55 AM
>when it doesn't even suprise u anymore
It don't matta non of this mattas
>>73576613
>tanned german
mate i'm so sorry for the state of your country
>tanned German
KEK
EKE
KEK
EKE
>>73576613
>Shouted allahu ackbar
>"Nothing to do with Islam"
I audibly laughed
way to go
next hitler when
>>73576613
>tanned german
Holy fuck is this satire?
>Shouts Allahu Akhbar
>Nothing to do with Islam
>Dislikes uncontrolled immigration
>Nazi! Racist! Small Penis!
GERMANY YES
>>73576663
A new meme
>tanned germans
>mexican intellectuals
Top fucking kek.
>"tanned German"
>"nothing to do with Islam"
They're trying so hard.
TANNED
>tanned German
kek
KEK
K E K
K__E__K
>>73576613
top kek
>>73576613
>allahu akbar
>nothing to do with islam
Kek be praised
>>73576680
I keep seeing krauts on pol writing WAKE ME UP etc, but its not like you guys are imprisoned there, what's to stop you from getting a visa for another country
>>73576613
>tanned German
YOU LITERALLY CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
ITS ACTUALLY FUCKING REAL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GERMANISTAN
YES
>tanned german
>>73576613
>tanned german
>>73576613
>tanned german
>hispanic white man
>non-native swedish
Make it stop
>>73576613
>Tanned German
>>73576929
I think people still hope they can save their country. Where will we run to if it goes to shit everywhere?
>tanned german
>>73576663
>>73576869
>mfw it is funny
>>73576613
>tanned German
>>73576863
to be fair muslims say Allah Ackbar 24/7
going to school, beheading infidels, shooting down military helicopters, etc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrcuWqw2tT8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iboWG0cjIiM
It could have been a personal dispute that turned into a crime of passion
>Tanned German
>>73576841
I say we start referring to Islam only as the 'Religion of Peace', and Muslims as 'Adherents of the Religion of Peace'.
>>73577004
>if you leave a sinking ship, it wins
>todo
>>73576613
I wouldn't be surprised if merkel got hanged in public in the next few months
>>73576613
>tanned German
>>73576613
link?
>>73576613
keke
OP is a FALSEFLAG
DO NOT meme "tanned German". It IS zionist bait.
>>73576613
"Allahu Akbar" translated into English means "Run!".
>>73576613
Did you edit the "tanned" adjective, or did the Lügenpresse edit it?
What the fuck is a tanned German?
>>73576613
>Tanned German
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>>73577114
nvm found it
http://www.welt.de/politik/deutschland/article155205280/Ein-Toter-durch-womoeglich-islamistischen-Messerangriff.html
>>73577066
fucking kek
>tanned German
German media TRYING to paint it as a possible white guy... blows my mind.
>>73577060
If you leave your country because its shit then you are no better than all of the immigrants who flee their shit country, make the country better.
>>73576903
GERMAN
>>73576613
>tanned German
tip top kek
>>73576613
>nothing to do with islam
but it is connected, even if they want to pretend it isnt, is this happening in poland?
they really shouldnt be making comments like that at all, they should just report what happened
>>73576613
>tanned german
>>73576663
>>73576740
>>73576758
>>73576793
>>73576830
>>73576839
>>73576850
>>73576895
>>73576903
>>73576919
>>73576929
>>73576938
>>73576955
>>73576968
>>73576970
>>73576977
>>73577013
>>73577020
>>73577026
>>73577069
Well, it's Auto translate, but it still refers to him as a "GERMAN', so, yeah.
>>73577060
>if you chase them back, they win.
stress -> run or fight.
On a personnal level it's much better to run, for the sake of western civilization it's better to fight (which would require the whole group to commit, no one's going to risk their life if they do it knowing it's in vain).
>>73576613
What ? Everyone knows there is cenzurship in Germany thats nothing. I wonder when Germans will wake up and realize that its easyer for the Goverment to control them than migrants thats why when a german has his national flag police says he shouldnt provoke, and a german will complay then same with weapons they its easy to disarm germans so Police in fact is just peace keeping and they go with low resistance road Germans lol
>>73577068
Heres hoping my turkroach friend
>T. Anned President
>>73576613
>tanned german
>>73576929
Not everyone is willing to abandon their fucking homeland, faggot
>tanned german
> tanned german
> shouted allah akhbar
> motives unclear
> nothing to do with islam
This is satire news, right? We aren't living in a mentally ill dystopia just yet, right?
>>73577264
>nothing to do with islam
>tanned german
What have we done to deserve this ?
>>73577068
Not likely, mehmet.
Unless she insults islam or something
Can someone make an image like this but for Germany?
>>73577375
You lost
>>73576613
It's over Germany, say hello to the Caliphate.
FAGGOT GERMANS CHEER AND CLAP AT THEIR OWN DEMISE
This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but with an "allahu akbar" then a bang.
>tanned german
holy FUCKING SHIT
>Shouts religious phrase
>"Politically motivated"
But it just says Deutscher which means german, it doesn't mention anything about tanned, even in the german text
>>73577342
White people have no homeland don't you know.
Being white in Europe makes you wrong.
>>73576663
>tanned German
>>73576613
>tanned german
wat
>>73576613
>tanned German
>>73576613
>tanned German
An authentical German for sure !
>>73577394
And what about Sweden, UK, USA and their cuckery?
pls don't meme "tanned german" ... i was so happy that the whole weekend was all about britain cucking itself with its muslim mayor
That >tanned german isn't even in the german text.
>>73577494
they lost when they fought against you
>>73577494
Soviet subversion
>>73577532
>t. sunbathed german
>tanned German
You literally cannot make this fucking shit up
>>73576613
Holy hillbilly fuck, Germany.
>>73576613
Erinnert mich an die Geschichte mit dem bosnischen Islamisten in Graz. Der war auch als aller erstes kein Islamist und natürlich ein Österreicher.
>>73577258
There would only be one way to achieve this at that point in time, to be honest.
>nothing to do with Islam
>>73576613
>tanned German
Is this google translate or do they seriously use that term??
>>73577534
Too late, tanned german just makes too much sense. It represents the left's poor attempts to censor shitskin crime all too well.
>>73577458
Well in their defense to Muslims religion and politics are the same as Islam is totalitarian ideology which should in their view control everything.
>>73577534
Google Translate being told how to translate certain words. :)
>>73577532
Looks like we got a
>tanned German
here folks.
>ALLAHU ACKBAR
>nothing to do with Islam
Don't worry guys, you can commit any crime you want, all you have to do is be Islamic. Free pass!
>>73577675
Does it even matter at this point?
Just kill yourselves Germany
>>73576613
The text and police statement are fake you know...
Retarded /pol/ not even bothering to check the original article
>tanned german
no way
>>73576841
Seriously?
If a member of Swedish Democrats comits a crime, it's right wing terrorism. No expectations. So how can they even use that argument rationally?
Same as a man beats his wife and then men would claim that it has nothing to do with domestic violence against women.
>>73577532
Nice tan, Hans
>mfw you can't even be safe from mudslimes in fucking grafing in Oberbayern.
What happened to my peaceful middle europe?
>>73576613
Solarium time Hans
>>73577715
not really both sad and hilarious at the same time regardless
>>73577818
>Hans
That brings up an unrelated question I had. Brits are "Nigel", Germans are "Hans", Russians are "Ivan", etc. Is there a stereotypical name for Americans, besides Burger?
>>73576613
when they say a german did this you just know it was shitskin and they dont want to admit it. i fucking hate the cucked media here. they treat us like children that cant handle the truth without going full 4th reich mode.
>>73577684
But they have "German with migration background" as well. I like how they invent new words every other year, because their old word became an insult. It's like a euphemism tread mill.
Recently Refugee became an insult. Every nigger or muslim is now called refugee
>tanned german
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>73577916
Steve
CDU und CSU down to 30 % spd 19 % afd 15 %. This was before the attack. We're gaining
>>73577711
I wasted these trip dubs. I should've made a Carlos pun
>>73577940
Same here with "undocumented" and unacompanied "children" they say horse shit and retards accept it at face value.
>>73576613
>>73577916
Cletus is my personal fav
>>73577916
John
John is actually the stereotypical British name, but I give the USA to use it in absence of their own. Where did Nigel even start? It's not even a popular name, even at It's zenith It was no where near the top. Does it have any connotations to the meaning that Nigel means someone who has no friends?
>>73577259
SHITPOST.
>>73577274
I read the article, the police assumes that the attack did it with political motiviations, most likely islamic motiviation. The suspect was born in Germany according to one of the people who were interviewed, which is why they say he was german. The german article doesnt say anything about his skin colour as far as I can tell. Only that they actually assume it had something to do with Islam
>>73577916
Cuck
>>73578038
afd still remains unvotable
>>73578115
>Where did Nigel even start?
>Dem Sprecher der Staatsanwaltschaft zufolge handelt es sich bei dem mutmaßlichen Täter um einen 27 Jahre alten Deutschen. Wie ein Sprecher des bayerischen Landeskriminalamts sagte, stammt der Angreifer aus Hessen. Er sei in Deutschland geboren worden und habe keinen Migrationshintergrund.
It says that he was born in Germany and does NOT have a “migration background”, which would mean that he's actually German (well, as German as a Muslim can be) rather than a shitskin.
>>73577916
Redneck names.
Skeeter, Cletus etc
>>73578115
Nigel Thornberry, one of the few British characters on TV for nineties kids.
>>73577916
Billy-Ray
tahnned germahan
>>73578182
Has /pol/ ever been right?
Like, ever?
>>73578177
>>73578201
I had completely forgotten about that show. Fair enough I guess.
>>73578236
under8d
>>73578155
Rip english
Motivations* attacker*
>tanned german
>>73578182
They're only covering it, Hans.
#notallmuslims
>>73576613
>tanned German
ayyyy
tanned german...?
KEK LEVEL OVER 9000
Article unfortunately says nothing about a TANNED GERMAN. It also says he has no migration background but IDK if that extends beyond himself (immigrant kid).
Could also be one of those converted ultracucks.
>>73576613
Did you make a screenshot of the German original? They changed the text slightly since and I can't find the
>nothing to do with Islam
statement either.
>>73577916
Any nigger name, really
>>73578182
well if it was a german it's going to be pretty hard for the left to keep their """racism""" meme alive
Translate:
Guy is saying he spoke to an eye-witness and the woman told him the attacker was shouting "You are all non-believers!"
The good thing is, it doesn't even matter if he was white or not, because he was clearly Muslim.
1 dead
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/munich-stabbing-suspected-islamist-shouts-allahu-akbar-before-launching-attack-at-railway-station-in-a7021816.html
>tanned German
>>73576613
>tanned german
>>73578376
#notallMuslims
#pray4tannedGermans
if only the german ppl had a german trump to save them.
they had hitler but let him down so in a way i guess they deserve this
>>73576613
>Tanned German
>>73578182
t. Amhed Abu Muhammed
>>73576895
T A N N E D G E R M A N
A
N
N
E
D
G
E
R
M
A
N
>>73576663
was not a part of it but at least I got to witness
PHEW I THOUGHT IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH ISLAM GOOD THING IT DOESN'T THEREFORE WHO CARES
>>73576613
Obvious a Christian tanned German nazi stabbing in the name of Christ, but translating for Muslims. The only thing that can fix this is more refugees and tolerance.
>tanned German
>>73578547
Those bloody footprints indicate that someone casually walked out of the carnage.
I wish we knew what the motive was. He was shouting "allahu ackbar" but that doesn't mean anything.
>>73577162
Fuck off Ahmed.
Christ. CNN doesn't say a single thing about his race. It really is true that they're trying to cover this shit up. At least RT talks about his race Allahu akbar shouts. It's scary how real this shit is getting.
>>73578356
>no migration background
probably means he didn't arrive with the most recent wave.
remember Hans, Turks are just as German as you are.
RT: Aftermath of deadly attack at Grafin train station in Bavaria, Germany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLwK-4IZZLg
>>73576613
TANNED.COM
They have to go back
>>73578182
>Not having a migratory background
That could mean anything in your press. 2/3rd generation shitskin Id argue
>>73576613
Can 'Tanned German' please be the new meme?
Our new mayor's a Tanned German
>>73576613
I seriously laughed out loud when i read the headline "Suspect shouted allahu akhbar while stabbing people at random"
before i even read anything else.
>tanned German
to Germans actually bee-leive this crap?
>>73578703
hnnnng that blonde police woman
>Tanned
>>73576613
>the continued occupation of the german regime on the palestinians must stop!
>>73576613
>The attacker, a 27 - year old tanned German
...
>>73578796
9/11 terrorists were actually tanned Germans.
>>73576740
Oh, it's a meme
>>73577916
You were called Sammy in WWI
If I could decide on a name I'd go with Cody
“he yelled allahu ackbar. If he yelled “pep had to stay in bavaria“ (smth football related) would that be breaking news worthy? Would he be an evil terrorist or just a poor mentally troubled man?“
>#notallmuslims
>>73576613
>tanned german
I wanted to go sleep but, now you show me this, you really want me to keep shitposting on this site.
>>73578788
Well in official statistics it includes everybody whose grandparents migrated to Germany after 1950. So it involves a lot of ethnic Germans from eastern europe and russia, as well as a guy with this one swedish grandfather.
It's a stupid category
>>73578376
>because he was clearly Muslim.
Yeah but that's not why he attacked people.
>>73578796
>Can 'Tanned German' please be the new meme?
it should take off.
Meme magic will work.
>>73577025
Let's be real
This attack was absolutely halal
I don't know if it's funny or sad anymore
Dutch address the allahu akbar allegations but say some bystanders deny he ever said that. According to them he was shouting 'politically motivated' messages.
>allahu akbar
>politically motivated
This and tanned german, two new memes in one day!
>>73578817
Got me too kek, it's like real life is a parody at this point.
>>73578888
Checked also 7/7 bombings were tanned germans!
>>73578983
*Dutch media
bad translate, but holy shit
>The police checked testimonies, according to which the man is said to have called in the attack "Allahu-Akbar". A possible "confusion because of drug addiction" is checked.
>>73578912
>Murat
A snackbar defending other snackbars.
UPDATE
Some media as N24 and the "Merkur" (Mercury) are now again talking of the suspect as a man with a migration background.
TANNED GERMAN CONFIRMED
MAN WITHOUT MIGRATION BACKGROUND WAS A FALSE FLAG
i hate it when germany is in the headlines on /pol/
h...hey guys london has a muslim mayor!!!
>>73576841
>>73578912
what the fuck? People get stabbed every other day in Israel by terrorists
Dont they say alluha ackbar when they're gonna die? Maybe he thought he was gonna die when he did it. It isnt just terrorists that say allahu ackbar before they die. Its not likely, just a thought.
>"hey Mutti, where do all these violent people that raped my sister Gretchen and cut of pappa's head?"
>"it's a warm place of Germany where people are very tanned, little Hans"
Well let's get this started
NOT
ALL
MUSLIMS
BE DEUTSCHELAND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY
You asked for this lads
>>73578975
One can only laugh, Stylianos
>>73576613
>tanned German
>>73578614
bare footed.
>>73579040
you guys deserve this for letting down hitler
>>73579049
They're not used to European soft laws, in their home countries they'd get stabbed back or beheaded shortly after, but not in EU.
>>73579021
But he wears a tie
Surely he is a European
>tanned german
>nothing to do with islam
Congratulations, Germany. By getting stabbed and dying, you're winning.
Keep on winning.
>>73579165
Tanned borders for tanned Europeans.
>>73579020
>A possible "confusion because of drug addiction" is checked.
lmao
>>73579103
we did what? The world let us down, not the other way around.
>tanned German
>>73579057
Are these the true Germans?
>>73578838
>to Germans actually bee-leive this crap?
It has been very sunny and warm in Munich these past few days.
>>73579103
Says the kike slave americuck who destroyed and raped germany
>>73576613
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36254513
>Some witnesses said he shouted "Allahu akbar" ("God is great" in Arabic) but the motive for the attack is unclear.
>the motive for the attack is unclear
It's like saying that though people were in the ground with stab wounds laying in a pool of their own blood, their cause of death is unclear
>>73577027
I prefer the term "peacekeepers"
>>73576841
let me interject here for a second:
He was actually shouting "Mali Mali Mali".
>>73579040
>>73579240
t. tanned german
>>73579292
This is a lie. I'm a tanned Syrian.
>>73577367
>We aren't living in a mentally ill dystopia just yet, right?
HAH
>>73576929
Or actually doing something about this shit in their own.
http://www.ksta.de/panorama/islamistischer-hintergrund-mann-ersticht-50-jaehrigen-an-s-bahnhof-grafing-bei-muenchen-24031900
well my local newspaper is telling it like it is, and i live in NRW, lefti fortress.
Islamic background knife attack.
>>73576740
Tan German!
Please Bateman dubs me
>>73579040
Lol holy fuck I never got to visit Europe before it became part of the caliphate
>>73579240
>It has been very sunny and warm in Munich these past few days.
>>73576613
How is she in damage control? What type of comments has Merkel made so far about this?
>>73576826
I got the reference buttnut
>>73579372
Peaceful knifing by peaceful tanned German.
Was actually sharing his culture
Racist bodies got in the way of his peace lesson
Disgusting non-tanned Germans.
>>73579390
How does it feel like living in Africa 2.0?
>ctrl+F "tanned"
>77 results
>>73579025
So do you have a screenshot of Die Welt from 09:55 in German?
>>73577916
Le-a for females
>>73579480
There's nothing to discuss Steve. We all know what to do but aren't allowed to do it. So we wait and laugh in the mean time. Once it happens, we'll all be there and fight.
>>73579292
STOP THIS MEME
>>73579401
>What type of comments has Merkel made so far about this?
She literally tweeted "#NotAllTanneds" and "#KnivesDontKillPeopleGermansDoKek"
Experts are talking about the guy being mentally ill and using islam to get attention
It's a matter of time before this is the pc way to refer to blacks
>sorry sir I'm a tanned American, ugh!
>>73579480
>>73579240
Don't you mean Sunni?
>>73579580
>>73579619
I don't know that that means and I shall not respond to it.
>>73579623
I told you yesterday
>>73579571
I know, I posted it too :^) >>73576955
>>73579619
Bantz on point as always Aussieland
Tanned German
Mexican intelectual
White argentinians
What a time to be alive
>>73579590
>muslims are indistinguishable from people with mental illness
Can we have the media continue to trend this too?
>>73579590
>mentally ill and using islam to get attention
Doesn't that describe the entire middle east?
>>73576613
>tanned German
You can't make this shit up
Wonderful it happened in Bavaria. CSU will go into batshit mode.
Oh, so it's ok for Germans to genocide other people, but it's not okay for foreigners to genocide Germans?
#DoubleStandards
>>73579590
Experts are deflecting criticism by saying the man was mentally ill
He was a german you fucking racists
Polfags btfo once again
>>73579590
>experts
How tan are they?
TANNED
>>73579694
>Brazilian cop
>>73576613
>tanned German
>>73577916
Pedro
>>73579694
I'll make a meme out of you, favela monkey.
>>73576613
TANNED GERMAAAN
>>73579762
>tanned German detected
>>73579047
Like the jap said:
If you come home and there is shit in the toilet, it is ok. But if you see shit in the kitchen, now there is cause to be concerned.
Tanned """"german""""
Top fucking kek.
Spiegel says his name is Paul H.
this can't be right
>>73578587
If I ever go crazy, I am totally going to start stabbing people in the name of Christ.
Thanks anon, you've given me a plan b.
