Took an free online IQ test I saw in a Trump Gen. Am slightly intoxicated.
http://test.mensa.no/
Thoughts? At least I'm not black?
Don't be faggots, take it, and post your results. Average /pol/ IQ, let's get it started boys.
I was doing that test a couple of days back but lost interest halfway through, and clicked finish without looking at or answering the second half of the questions. Got 106.
Someone pointed out that if you click just random answers for each question, you'll get results varying from about 90-95.
I'm not sure if that test is all too reliable.
I got 135 points - 99 percentile and laughed my ass off at that. Told my mom that it might be I literally am autistic.
Get a warrant, pig.
I did randomly after 60% and got 100.
>>73577301
I guess that's what most people do if you scored 100
>>73576029
140 IQ, but this is a internet test, you should substract -10 to -20 from the result.
>>73576029
at first i wanted to flame it for being an "INTERNET" IQ test but then it started to become hard as shit at around 75%
guess I got btfo
>>73577301
that's the point
more difficult questions at the back have more weight
>>73577373
so I tried again just now clicking at random from start and this happened, this test is crap.
>>73576029
While we are at it, why not post our eyes too!
>>73577562
Both eyes fellow channers!
>>73577585
don't you have homework to do?
>>Your IQ lies outside the area that the test is able to measure. We are hoping to extend this area as soon as we have gathered more data. Remember that it is a good idea to practice tests such as this - there are many others available online.
IM SMART
>>73577642
>Italian intellectuals
The internet MENSA test is much easier than the real deal.
It's to lure you in and do the real MENSA test where you are going to get rekt.
You have 2 or 3 attempts at the real deal.
So practice enough online, LEL.
True story.
>>73577301
>>73577535
>>73577642
>italian
honorary mexican, truly a monkey
>>73576029
128 the other day
I'm probably barely above average in reality.
Feels bad man.
I'm smart.
>>73577702
>>73577742
I clicked randomly the second times baka.. just try it, no matter what you click, you get either the error message or a result higher than 95, you cannot even pretend to be retarded in this test.
>>73577421
Forgot to post pic.
>>73577618
I'm doing it right now, It would really help if you posted those eyes, thumb prints are good too.
>>73577884
did it come to your mind that randomly clicking ONE CORRECT answer during the last 5 questions might have the same effect as answering the first 10 correctly?
>>73577860
A fucking slav scored the same as me.
I'm confirmed for subhuman intelligence.
>>73576029
>Took an free
Two words it took for you to show retardation and you believe an online IQ test?!
Gullible fuckwit.
>>73577914
>true aryan
>literally dragged germany down in WW2
>>73577860
Me and you both.
>>73577961
That would be a retarded IQ test.
>>73577884
Discrete distributions homie.
I did half and then ended it and got 97.
Does that say everything else after that point was wrong or am I literally retarded and that was my score up to that point?
>>73577535
There's a floor of 95. I tried answering every question wrong.
Don't want retards getting too upset.
Holy fuck /pol/ is stupid. /sci/ averages 140 on this test and I got 138, fucking kill yourselves.
DON'T CLICK ON THE LINK IN OP.
IT'S A DATA-MINING THREAD. JUST DON'T DO IT.
Not unless you have a VPN or other IP adress hider anyways,
THEY WILL COME AFTER YOU. TRUST ME.
REPTILE LEVEL
I WILL DOMINATE YOU ALL
>>73578070
It is based on speed too.
>>73578042
It means you're cucked to death.
>>73578162
Ah, okay, I'll try to slowly answer them wrong.
>>73578131
Kek n wreck'd
My actual IQ, measured in 3rd grade, is 139.
According to this test, it's 161.
>>73578042
It probably averaged out your score after that. Why not just finish it? Do you really have the attention span of a 12 year old? Others have posted this same shit. The test takes 5 minutes. What the fuck.
>>73578131
good thing you have that bookmarked so you don't forget about it
maybe hitler should have made a similar chart for SMG use, maybe then you wouldn't have lost in fucking AFRICA fighting niggers
>>73578247
IQ "grows" with education.
>>73578308
>all those italians captured and castrated by fucking spear chuckers
>>73578308
Oh shit we gotta rebound from germanistan!
>>73578131
what's that? an italian banging a german woman? get over yourself luigi, the only thing people still like about you is how easy it is to destroy your armies and your spaghetti
>>73578308
This is not a conversation you want to continue
>>73578411
yeah you might lose another war for him
>>73577421
> subtract -10
so add 10?
You're all full of shit. If you take the "MENSA Test," you are a faggot looking for some sort of validation.
Take the LSAT. If you score over 161 or 162, you can mail in your score and get your little card.
164 = 133 IQ. It's timed, if you fuck up your life is over, you can't study for it. It's the only fair way.
Can only laugh at the amount of people here claiming to have 140 IQs. Yes, all of "science" is in the top one-tenth of 1%..
>>73578407
Just wait Hang Xiao, once i'm done with our german subhuman friend you will have my full attention
>>73578411
Uh-oh could that be germanistan's mother and half-sister?
>>73578411
Germany's fate will be the same as Sicily's
https://youtu.be/S3yon2GyoiM?t=379
>>73578496
Could be worse eh
Didn't bother to pause the max volume Death Grips I was listening to, and for the last 20% i got bored and randomly clicked.
>>73578433
wow you have high iq congrats
>>73578477
your full attention? good, the german's flanks are open for attacks. you fucked up again you greasy brown failure. at least my country isn't completely lined with trash
>>73578247
>My actual IQ, measured in 3rd grade, is 139.
do you actually believe that? Based on a 3rd grade test?
None of you would want to have a IQ if you could experience it. You see only the worst in people and nothing makes you happy.
>>73578536
ITALY TAKING ON ALL CHALLENGERS!
What a night, folks.
>>73578411
70 years later you learn how to use pictures, great, maybe next time a war breaks out you will find the enemy forces on it instead of sending your troops on a completely wrong continent
>>73578405
>>73578492
america-kun just poking with a stick from the distance, as usual
>>73578551
Just because your father was a gutter oil tycoon and had enough dolla dolla to buy you a plane ticket on a cargo plane and a shack in Ottawa so you can be chinese abroad, doesn't mean your white.
You slant eyed yellow parasite
>>73576029
140. Assuming I'm average, subtract 40 from your score
>>73576029
Stoned atm and 3 beers in. It is what it is.
Also of note, daily chronic smoker for the past two years. Heavy, medicinal.
Hit buttons at random for 15 seconds and get an IQ of 101, perfectly average. Must be a really great test.
>>73578578
>You see only the worst in people and nothing makes you happy.
I'm not dyning or confirming it but thats pretty biased
>>73578542
>>73578685
All of these degenerate excuses. Anyone want to blame their socio-economic background?
>>73578247
>My iq is 136<>161
Dude, do you know what such an IQ entails? Firstly, you're mensa material. Secondly, this means you can breeze your way through university and probably get a PhD in particle physics with not too much effort.
I'm seriously doubting this is true.
Am i smart, pol?
Step back kiddies, Italy shows you business
>>73578734
>can only post old stale shit
we are out of fuel lads
>>73576029
>http://test.mensa.no/
Is this test the same test as always (pattern recognition)?
If so, that's like 1/6 of the real test. Took the real one years ago, and I had a 148.
>>73578808
I can do this all day
Joining the 128 club it seems.
Also Libertarian Electrical engineer, if anyone is wondering how political affiliation, job, and IQ correlates.
>>73578846
at least on the internet you can feel a sense of victory, posting random images
>>73578578
>>73578338
Actually, IQ doesn't have anything to do with education, it doesn't grow, and a 3rd-grade test is quite reliable.
IQ measures intellectual capacity, nothing more. It measures how much data you can hold at the forefront of thought at the same time, simultaneously drawing valid conclusions from it. Nearly all IQ test questions are puzzles, no knowledge is required to excel on an IQ test, you can't cheat an IQ test, can't study for it.
Some studies try to draw a correlation between IQ and SAT scores. This relies on a false dichotomy between capacity and knowledge. I may have the capacity to learn Portugese, but if I haven't actually learned it, you can talk to me in Portugese all day and I won't understand a word you say.
Conversely, someone with a lower IQ than me may have studied Portugese for years, speak it fluently, and make me look like a fool.
Generally, people who like to claim that IQ tests are not valid are people who are unsatisfied with their IQ's. "I'm smarter than that," they think, "there's something wrong with that test." Actually, they aren't a bit smarter than the test says they are.
But they may be more motivated than the next, smarter guy. Motivation: Just one more thing IQ tests don't take into account.
tl;dr - IQ is a valid measurement, but it doesn't measure what most people think it does, and it is far from the only measurement that matters
Fresh from the steppe.
>>73578433
Wew lad.
>>73578907
Save whatever is left of your dignity and leave before i switch to the heavy weapons
>>73578745
Not an excuse just stating that i'm ripped on some killer medicinal hash and thought it would be fun.
>>73578915
>Actually, IQ doesn't have anything to do with education, it doesn't grow, and a 3rd-grade test is quite reliable.
Tell that to drug abusers
>>73578962
be my guest then
>138
Lel. This pattern recognition shit has been done to death. You learn very quickly to find the patterns.
not terrible, but I usually score 140+
i took my time on the first few because I was distracted and didn't notice the timer so i just guessed on the last 3 because I only had 20 seconds left baka lol
Why do I even bother coming here? I'm talking to a bunch of literal subhumans.
>>73576029
128...
i usually score somewhere around 120-130, never gotten past 130 though so id say the test is on point with others that ive done.
some of those ones at the end really nigged me though i had no idea what was going on.
>>73579000
So be it
>>73578915
3rd grade tests are not very reliable because the brain is still developing. It measures IQ for children (and the standards are different)
Not bad for a burger.
138
Also, nice data mining thread.
>>73576029
>Your IQ was measured to 125, which is equivalent to the 95.2 percentile.
Dicked around half way through and I was supposed to be asleep an hour ago.
119
>>73578915
I got like 200 points more on the SAT from studying it which would translate to a SD of IQ
I've done a real one in person before and got 136 on it so this isn't far off. It's past 2am here so some deviation is expected.
t. high functioning aspie
The test is bullshit. You can get over 100 by simply clicking random.
If this test was legit it would mean that no one can score lower than 95. You can take Tyrone off the street and he is going to score over 95.
It's a bullshit test that tells you all that you're smart and special, even though many of you would score under 90 on a legit test. You score 120 on this one and feel real smart, but you'd never score over a 100 on a real test.
Just answer the first 6 questions which are piss easy, and then randomly select everything else. I constantly get over 110 using this method.
>>73578902
my nigga. same here lets be useless together
>smart enough to realise the futility of life
>not smart enough to do anything about it
A distracted 123
>>73578755
Of course I know what it "entails." The question really is, do YOU know what it entails?
First of all, let's settle on the fact that my IQ is 139, not 161. Internet IQ tests compared to real IQ tests are the equivalent of listicles compared to literature.
So at 139, what can I do?
I can do most math in my head. Even relatively hard math like division of large numbers with decimals. This talent comes in handy about once every two years.
I remember the exact same amount as most people, but I have more access to my memory than most people. I.E., I have more control over my brain's internal function than a guy with a lower IQ. Somewhere in my brain are all the formulae and so forth than I've learned in school. And I can make myself pull them up from the forgotten depths, MOST of the time. Because my brain is efficient like that.
I can do complicated logic puzzles that confuse most people. Why? Because I can maintain my train of thought. If I just deduced that Mr. Brown couldn't have fucked Mrs. White with the mocha-colored dildo, I remember that as I am evaluating other facts of the situation, and I can deduce more than a lower-IQ person because I am working with/deducing from more information at the same time than that of which they are capable.
At the same time, I'm a bit lazy, a bit under-motivated. So for you to say I should be able to easily breeze my way through university and get a PhD MIGHT be true. But it's never going to happen.
Also, I have met people with IQ's much higher than mine. Not a whole shitload of people, but the ones I have met have been mostly miserable people.
There is a strong tendency among high-IQ people to view the rest of mankind with a degree of contempt. This is not useful.
>>73576029
>Hurr I didn't try
>dumb reason I didn't do perfect 99.9 percentile
Fuck you faggots
>>73578902
Yay we can be dumb together.
I'm a classical liberal individualist, so small "L" libertarian.
>>73578162
>>73578218
Answering the questions wrong with a few minutes to spare.
This IQ test is crap. I could have scored a higher IQ but I skipped about 3 exercises. I took one from one university (can't remember which one) and I scored 131.
>>73578915
Dumb shit, if I fell out of the 99th% on the CTBS, I got beaten and my game controllers thrown in the toilet.
IT's still not the same as the LSAT, sitting there for hours and hours with one 10 min break to piss.
If I scored a 164, giving me a 133 IQ and I got into a top 10 Law School (as a White male), excuse me if I doubt everyone here claiming to have 160 iqs based on internet and 3rd grade tests.
The internet sucks. You either post with retards who aren't PC or can find "smart" people who won't call a nigger a nigger. Like the choice between getting it in ass or mouth.
>>73579548
Stop stealing my flag
I'm still going to compile all the answers of the people who legitimately took the test on this thread and come up with an average. For lulz.
>>73579461
>>73579363
Don't be so hard on yourselves. An IQ pattern recognition test result of 120+ is pretty good.
You're capable of great things, if you have the will to reach for it.
>>73579432
High IQ is correlated highly with success
>There is a strong tendency among high-IQ people to view the rest of mankind with a degree of contempt. This is not useful.
Yes it is shill. Plebs must be treated like plebs or you set everyone up for disaster.
>>73577516
can we be friends pls
tfw high as fucking balls
tfw iq of 117
>>73579432
You're using your high IQ to do mental gymnastics to excuse yourself from being failure.
You make a good case for why IQ isn't useful, but that's all it is, just a well constructed case for why IQ isn't that useful.
My IQ is 125. If my IQ was lower I wouldn't be as good of a public speaker, I wouldn't speak 5 languages and I wouldn't get promoted wherever I work.
What you're doing is listing minor things associated with your IQ and constructing this narrative in which high IQ is just this novelty gadget you whip out at parties to impress people with your math skills. It's not like that at all. You know it and I know it.
Here ya go nsa
>>73576029
How anyone can get sub 120 in a pattern recognition IQ test is beyond me
>>73579463
All IQ test use the time required for solving it into the final result.
If Person A solves the test 100% correct in 5 minutes and Person B solves in it 25 again 100% correct. It is pretty obvious that Person A is "smarter"
>>73579432
this would make fine pasta
Threadly reminder, I'm only taking into account people who actually post a screencap of their results.
>>73579973
I think if you've been raised in an environment where cognitive skills are important it's easier to score like 20+ points on this test.
>>73580114
I'm not /pol/, I'm actually black lel. So don't count me in
>>73579731
>High IQ is correlated highly with success
It's also correlated highly with Ted Kaczynski, Jeffrey Dahmer, and Ted Bundy.
From that information bloc, one can clearly see that having a high IQ gives one a 100% chance of being a serial killer and a 66.7% chance of being named Ted.
A person with a high IQ tends to do what he wants. I'm on the low end of the high-IQ scale, but I do what I want.
And doing what you want may very well correlate highly with success, depending on what you want to do. Bill Gates wanted to build computers. So he did.
Edmund Kemper wanted to murder, fuck, and mutilate female hitchhikers, in that order. So he did that instead.
Got 137 from a mental health professional as part of testing when I was getting diagnosed with Major Depression.
>>73579944
We've already been over this a million times.
IQ doesn't matter. At all, really. Skills matter in life. Connections matter. Having a high IQ nets you nothing. Having a high IQ is about the same as having good reflexes. It's nice that you have higher standard talent, but it's not something to be proud of either. Because without applying that talent, you're nothing. That's why people on the internet like to discuss IQ because it makes them feel that they're above the curve without actually doing anything.
>>73580211
Did Duterte win?
>>73579484
You guys who say this IQ test is crap: no. This is one of the more reliable ones out there.
Note: The percentile means far more than the number. The standard deviation changes in some tests.
Anything over 120 is pretty good.
Got 119 but only made it 60% through the test. I think I arrived at mostly correct answers but I'm a slow thinker ;_;
>>73580114
yep its called "nigger dick bias"
no blacko wants to have his dick photographed if its small because theyre not allowed to have smallcox. since THE CHAN usually merits itself on intelligence its no surprise that people who got really crap scores are either salty or embarrassed
iq went down by 10 points in 16 days
>>73580299
take the test then scaredy cat
Your IQ was measured to 133, which is equivalent to the 98.6 percentile
Going to study computer science soon
Or linguistics or philosophy. JK CS is best
Libertarian left
Threadly reminder #2, posts will not be taken into account that don't have a supporting screencap.
Tested and got 143, on this internet test i got 140, guess it's pretty accurate
>>73580437
I've taken plenty of IQ tests. I always score 130-140. If I really wanted a high IQ, I would study them, because they can be practiced and studied. Which is yet another reason why they mean nothing, because they don't even measure intelligence. They measure how well you understand pattern recognition, usually.
>>73580525
Ditch mine as well, I don't belong here. Only posted it to show test is stupid.
>>73580595
You already posted it nigger, it's too late.
>>73580640
Bitch, why would you add the scores of a "subhuman nigger"???
>>73580299
You've been over it a million times and you're going to go over it a few million more because you're wrong. Flat out wrong. You simply can't admit that you're wrong.
High IQ correlates with high income and success. High IQ correlates with doing better in school. High IQ correlates with being more artistically inclined and better at art.
Just because some people with high IQ are lazy doesn't prove you right. They're still smart people, they're just losers. They're like virgins with big dicks. Just because they aren't having sex doesn't mean their dick goes poof and vanishes. It's still a very real thing.
>>73580338
>>73579816
i got the same, i'm absolutely terrible at pattern recognition, timed tests make me panic and im /adhd/
119 is a perfectly respectable score, still out of normie terratory
>>73580543
then take this one and show us how full of shit it is. Should be a breeze for someone as smart as you ;)
121 bernie-supporting redditor here
I guessed a lot towards the end
i'll play
133 non-ethnic Swede. We wuz smarts n shiet nigguh.
>>73580543
I absolutely agree. If your score is below 120 and you study some heavy math for a good period of time, expect it to raise with at least 10 points (only in the pattern recognition part of the IQ test ofcourse).
>>73580711
Because I don't 100% buy the meme of racism.
>>73580543
yeah im usually awesome at basketball but jeeeez my ankle has been playing up lately...
i know all the excuses sonny, since i wrote the book on uselessness. now cough up some resultz
>>73580889
Respect.
I hope the NSA find the results helpful.
>>73580757
fuck you but yeah same. almost ran out of time and even if i hadnt still probably wouldnt have gotten them
>>73580711
The only subhuman people are the stupid ones.
This just happens to contain a lot of people with dark skin for whatever reasons you wish to assign.
Modern world is largely segregated upon intelligence, not race.
>>73576029
mine is 138, don't need your shitty test...
>>73576029
I always wonder how these tests work.
I got 138. I always get around 140 with these internet tests. Never did a genuine one.
I already did the one of Mensa France and got 140+. But this one was really boring... Is it normal that a lot of questions/patterns are the same to me, it's like it only 2 or 3 actual different questions?
Is there several right answers, but some worth more because it means you noticed a more complex pattern?
I even did it again, at full speed, and only got 140. so time doesn't seem to really matter
>>73576029
Fuck this online snake oil shit.
I had my IQ properly assessed by a shrink when I was 15 and "scored" 131.
Our liege Alberto has bestowed upon me superior intellect.
>>73581218
You got some of them wrong. around 143-145 is max you can get out of this particular test.
The entire point is that a lot of them are similar so you can differentiate the small nuances that others do not notice.
>>73576029
Physics major
I guess Sheldon was telling the truth about iq tests not being able to measure his intellect
>Is it normal that a lot of questions/patterns are the same to me, it's like it only 2 or 3 actual different questions?
The main brunt of the test was its last questions most of which I couldn't crack.
>Is there several right answers, but some worth more because it means you noticed a more complex pattern?
Depending on the test, there can be more than one right answers. But it's not the complexity of the pattern that matters, but the degree of how accurate the pattern is.
>>73580712
>They're still smart people, they're just losers.
Arguably they would be even worse off if not for their IQ.
Or maybe better...
>>73576029
>http://test.mensa.no/
got bored at 30% clicked finish got 85
>>73581514
ZIMBABWE
*laughing ensues*
>>73580752
>>73580969
God you guys are fags. Here you go. Oh man I'm so smart I can do nothing with my life now, thanks IQ test!
91.9%
128. Am I an ubermensch now?
>>73581549
you spelled scared wrong
>>73581727
Post screencaps faggots, posts without screencaps are nulled.
>>73580336
>You guys who say this IQ test is crap: no.
So how can you score 70 IQ on this test?
>>73578247
This is a lie. The ceiling is 143.
>>73581677
im glad you were a good sport, sport.
>>73581514
I tried not answering questions, and got your message too.
Sorry Nigel, you're just too dumb to get your IQ measure here. Try the Africa Mensa test, it'll suit your intellect more.
>>73581483
145 seems to be the maximum since it says "145 or more". Was easy
>>73581549
If you get the first 6 right you are already going to score higher than 85.
You have to purposely pick the wrong answers to get 85. Even by picking all random you are going to get over 100 most of the time.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
started to choose random stuff about half way through, got 117
would probably get much higher under ideal conditions
>>73579432
>>73578247
>people not realizing that the test doesn't go beyond "145 or higher"
>>73581965
Finland is the smartest country in the western world
Mensa was pretty boring though
>>73581677
Good job, now you can bitch all you want. I agree with you too, these things mean nothing.
>>73577909
You must have autism if that really is your score senpai.
>>73581871
*145
smoke weed erryday
>>73579363
Fuck i know that. Score 145-160 on every IQ test.
> Not stupid enough to be happy, not smart enough to do something.
Have zero motivation to do anything can never push myself to do anything serious like writing papers for my Masters degree courses, ace every test, exam so i always pass.
Feel extreme pressure when writing and doing research that i can never do something to it's full potential simply due to inability to read and analyze enough data for it to be satisfactory.
>tfw you're never gonna be average Joe drinking beers with your buds afters hard day of labor.
>>73582119
I thought Irish curse was just a saying.
>>73581927
Ah, I love seeing a butthurt frog
anyone <120 pls leave dumbasses.
>>73579061
Top shows number which is different from bottom number.
No shops allowed 91-kun
>>73582274
>able to recognize patterns of lines and shapes
>unable to perform any meaningful task
This is why IQ tests are absolutely pointless.
>>73582274
nigger you dont need to be smart to start now
>>73582274
I just assume im a retard and leave it at that.
133 after a night of no sleep. Noice.
I would think my IQ would be this high. Not going to brag about it like a fag though.
Ook ook!
I had 1 minute left, and 20% remaining, and just randomly chose options to finish the test. It said it's better to guess than just get it wrong, but I'm worried that it goes by the percentage you got done in those 25 minutes.
>>73583127
That is why Brazil :^)
Didn't expect it to be this high
128 here :(
I call these tets bullshit
>>73583025
>>73583273
Online IQ tests aren't quit reliable though. Legitimate intelligence tests involve a psychiatrist, preferably with the assistance of real-time MRI scans as you go through the tests. Some people may score considerably higher or lower. I took IQ tests as means of diagnostics when I was 14, as I'm slightly within the autism spectrum. Even though the results results are conforming, the condition isn't.
Expensive (depending on your health plan), but definitely worth a try, regardless of your mental health.
Feels good man
>>73579061
>so smart, can't shop bottom number
>max score is 145
shopping the test results on an anonymous site...
I knew there would be at least one
I got 115
Is that good for an inbred iraqi?
>>73581483
You're right.
143 at normal speed, 145 at full speed.
I tried some weird neutral pattern at the end, I felt like I was always using the same one and I was missing something. I guess I was wrong. This test is just boring.
>>73581533
This one really seems simple. You just have to find a add-subtract merging pattern for the hardest questions. And it's almost always the same.
I guess mensa just want to get not too dumb people to apply. Since it's a 140+ association, seems possible that they don't want you to score 160+ and go circlejerk with your even smarter friends from mega foundation or pi society or whatever gives big brains a boner.
>>73582366
If we aint butthurt about something, we aint french
>>73576029
Got 108 in one a while ago. Been growing dumber ever since high school.
>smart enough to know im intellectually subhuman
This is the worst feel.
>>73583958
>smart enough to know im intellectually subhuman
110, I know the feel bro, seeing all these 130+ faggots makes me want to hang myself.
But I won't because life is good to me.
>>73583566
Isn't your immediate family a good indicator of your IQ as well. Let's say both parents have been tested to have high IQs, would mean you have around the same IQ?
>>73576029
>take a test
>get below 130
>don't post in this thread
or
>take a test
>get high IQ by your standards
>post in this thread
>wonder why this thread is full of geniuses or some shit
also frienldly reminder to substract the feel good part of an <<online>> test which is around 20 pts to get your true IQ
now what?
133
Drink your milk Untermensch
>>73576029
100 is the average, OP.
>>73577516
are you me?
>>73583818
>115 in Iraq
How are you not king?
>>73584455
post results or shoosh outlander
>>73584832
>tfw /pol/ is the most intelligent knitting forum on the internet
>>73584255
To an extent, but most of your intellectual output is inherited through your X-chromosome. My parents did not take any intelligence tests but my mother falls under the autism spectrum as well, and her condition is more easily noticed, with the main difference being she's very outgoing, while I'm more reclusive. We're also Jewish, so that might as well contribute to that.
You should read about Xq28 duplications, X-chromosome inactivation and how they affect intelligence.
They currently believe at least 75% of IQ variations within family members is attributed to the X-chromosomes. That means if you want your children to be intelligent, if doesn't matter how intelligent you are, if you marry a cretin, your male offspring (XY) will be just as intellectually impaired as their mother. Girls (XX) have better chances of developing average IQs, which explains why women have such a small IQ range in comparison to men: we have many geniuses, but we also comprise the majority of the mental asylum population.
>>73577585
you look cute~ :3
post feet
Done while going through severe opioid withdrawal. Fuck this curse mateys.
Hurry up and make the world burn so I can take my place atop the mountain of skulls.
>>73584987
Thanks. I'll give it a read.
>linked Xq28 to the heredity of homosexuality in human males.
Well, that explains a lot.
>>73577516
Uhh... I got 119 too. What the fuck?
>>73576029
I think the last online I.Q. test I took I scored a 75.
Reluctant to go again.
135 here
Better than I thought.
Tbqh this is lower than what I actually am, but I was rushed cuz I have 2 get to work
>>73576029
I got a 130 the last time it was posted, not going to do it again
How legit is this? I always hear about people talking about their IQ, is there some standardized test that people take at some point in their life? Besides the internet bullshit tests I've never heard of such test being administered.
do you get a lower score if you end the test before you are done?
127, got stuck on a few and missed the last 5 or so due to time.
used to be 145,120 now after hepatitis :)))
Reminder that the mean IQ of a college graduate is 115. If you graduated from a top ~10 program in your country then you could quite easily have an IQ of 130+.
>>73581848
drooling onto our keyboard
Has no one ITT done a real IQ test?
Ask me anything.
Take these online tests with a grain of salt, they are highly inaccurate to the real ones. Was tested twice by 2 different psychiatrists, first one was 137 and the second on 136. Apparently, your IQ shrinks as you age and there's no way to test higher that before
>>73576029
>only scoring slightly above the average
>on an online IQ test
Son, I have some bad news for you.
>>73585788
>implying they don't pass people all the time to preserve their stats
Anon please, top 10 means nothing.
>>73585910
Is the Swedish IQ test based on how many black dicks you can suck?
>>73586019
No, it's an internationally recognized test made in Germany IIRC.
>>73584370
invent facebook
>>73578782
It should be coulor coded from a dark brown to white colour gradient, white being the higher end of the results. It would then be interesting to see a comparitive map showing ethnic groups of the regions. Just for laughs I mean, because IQ tests are racist.
>>73585910
>Ask me anything.
including a time stamp?
>>73585675
It's not legit.
Maybe 15 or 20 points higher than actual IQ.
There is a standardized one, several one actually, longing around 2 hours, done by a psychologist and actually costing money. It's almost confidential. (meaning you don't read the questions on wikipedia)
I have no idea how you actually get to do one. Some people do one when they're young. I did one but never got the result, my parents didn't give me
I guess most people talk about an online IQ test.
Looking at all these scores in this thread would it be safe to assume subtracting about 20 points gives us a more accurate answer?
No way everyone in this thread is averaging 130 and there's no way OP isn't a literal retard.
>>73586161
>I did one but never got the result, my parents didn't give me
you got a telephone right? ask them
>>73586005
Okay, lets go with top 5. We're mostly referring to US institutions at this point.
I got 131. The last 4-5 questions I just chose the answer randomly. It started getting way too abstract for me.
>>73586161
>15 or 20 points higher than actual IQ.
>>73586237
>Looking at all these scores in this thread would it be safe to assume subtracting about 20 points gives us a more accurate answer?
Maybe for a lower bound.
>>73586379
youre a mutt like me. kill ourselves
>>73586379
السلام عليكم
>>73576029
Took it twice, got 130 both times.
The test seems pretty simple and not that rigorous though, I'm sure I'd score lower on a real one.
>>73585910
Do ordinary people bore the everliving shit out of you?
>>73576029
Took this at work, constantly interrupted and unable to finish the test in time.
>>73586379
Got assburgers?
>>73576029
Since this is /pol/, shouldn't we also post our race?
>>73586515
A little bit but I try to accept them for who they are and I have learned to appreciate mundane conversations. You gain nothing in life by being arrogant towards people who are less intelligent.
Besides, most ordinary people achieve more than me; they get better grades, have richer social lives etc.
>>73586627
A little bit. I have two sisters with ADD, a brother with assburgers (IQ 131) and a sister with mild assburgers so it runs in the family.
I got 130 and spammed guesses on the last 4 questions because the timer ran down while I was on the phone.
It's a stupid test because the method for solving them stays the same for multiple questions so you just get different permutations of the same problem. Figure out what the pattern is for one and you can get the next 3 or 4 right just by applying the same solution.
Also online IQ tests mean nothing and always inflate their results because people are more likely to share the page and generate traffic if it makes them feel good about themselves.
Guessed the last couple questions cause couldn't be fucked. Still did alright.
Expected worse, I was getting my ass kicked at the end.
Is this shit remotely legit?
I got 130, started guessing some of them 75 percent in. I can barely concentrate on things unless it's a really important matter. I really suspected I was retarded.
>>73576029
wew, that was one hard ending
well it wasnt really hard, but i had no idea in the end if the connections i saw were intended or not
definitely the most confusing and unsettling test ive taken so far
also i find it hard to tell if this test is just "oversimplified" (its not simple but reduced to one topic, in contrast to many other test ive taken) or if this is actually a good way to figure out how well ones brain is working
>>73587196
Not in the slightest. It could be confirmation bias in that only people who already know they'll do well try the test, and only those who actually do well posting here, but even then. Regular 130+ results with most people here half assing the test should raise some questions.
>>73585910
>Has no one ITT done a real IQ test?
I got tested as a kid at the local university and scored 136. I think I was 8 or 9 at the time. I have no clue what I could score on a pro level test now.
the only thing I've ever really noticed about being in the top 2ish% of the pop IQ wise is I just catch on to stuff faster then most people. It's not night and day level it's like 1/2 a step at best.
I dum :(
Can I see the answers anywhere, I'm actually curious about what I got wron and what the logic behind them is supposed to be.
>>73576029
I'm black, and I reached the 98.6 percentile.
you know, IQ tests like this makes me realize that most plebs just memorize solutions to problems rather than actually being able to figure them out.
I'm sure somebody who's familiar with patterns would max this out, considering the fact that you're given way too much time to think and that they're not particularly unique problems.
Noice, Sicilian brain here.
>>73576029
Acceptable.
>>73586379
Fucking nigger.
>>73587515
A score of 136 on an IQ test for kids means that you were mentally developed as a child that's 136% your age.
Basically you were an 8 year old who's as smart as an average 11 year old.
Nothing to brag about, really.
>be 8
>win statewide "24" contest
>school asks my father for permission to administer IQ test
>all these random fucking shapes and puzzles
>get 132
I will never take another IQ test. My ego tells me I'm at 132 and I have a paper to prove it. No sense in ruining my pride.
And yes, I know it scales to match your age but 8 year old me didn't drink alcohol and generally gave a shit more.
Did this test last week and got 139. it was top 98 point something percentile.
btw im a ultra capitalist 17 yr old 5 foot 2 midget white kid that weighs as much as a muesli bar.
>>73585242
h-hai
Test is slanted in favor of STEMfags who do this type of shit every day.
>>73589275
If only there was a test to measure how deep your feelings are.
>>73576029
125... should I be content?
Anyone who gets less than 145 in this test should just gtfo this board. How can you form any opinions on an issue as complex as politics if you can't even ace a simple pattern recognition test.
130 here, no way this test is legit, too damn easy
am i white?
>>73589373
Not STEM =/= feelings
>>73582174
>jelly
>>73589662
What other useful and measurable quality do they possess?
>>73589472
>How can you form any opinions on an issue as complex as politics
Well, first of all, because I actually understand how the political system in my country works - Which is more than I can say about most of /pol/ based on years of experience with them. Non-Americans excluded, of course, since I wouldn't expect them to have a lot of knowledge about the American system.
Political issues mostly revolve around knowledge, anyway, rather than some abstract notion of intelligence as "measured" in this "test"
>>73587935
How many times have you been called an Uncle Tom?
Reached about 70% of the way and ran out of time. Pretty sure all the answers I gave to that point were correct. One or two held me up as I was working them out. If I took the test again I'd get further and probably achieve a higher score.
>>73581848
>>73585877
I don't even think the average ghetto kid would have the attention span to complete it.
>online IQ test
Took a 3 hour IQ test at a psychologist and it turns out I'm pretty smart but have shit rote memory which explains why I come off like an moron. Feels bad man.
>>73576029
>IQ Test
>Made by Mensa Norway
Totally legit
I hope this is not legit.
Because if so I really don't want to believe that the average person has an iq of 100.
>>73590207
It's nothing more than a feel-good test for STEMfags.
>>73590338
I'm a STEMfag and this just made me depressed
Sup dawgs.
>>73589960
>9th percentile Digit Span
>'Low Average'
>>73590207
The Average IQ is always 100, that's the basis for the IQ ranking.
>>73576029
i guessed the 3 last questions
>>73589813
Too many times to count.
Did it when i was drunk and got 126. Wonder what I'd get if I was sober and had some uppers in me.
>>73580058
>not double-checking your answers means you're smart
All these high results gives me an inferiority complex
Fucing nerds
>>73578070
Time is a factor.
>>73586019
>Is the Swedish IQ test based on how many black dicks you can suck?
Swedish genius reporting in!
>>73591099
>thread still up after hours reaching 300 posts
/pol/ sure loves IQ tests
>>73576029
Not bad. Slightly smarter than other whites, way smarter than the global average due to blacks pulling it down. (If I understood it correctly)
>>73579816
>can we be friends pls
what's your favorite color?
What I don't understand about people doubting constantly that there are many people on /pol/ with a 130 IQ is that they seem to think being a "genius" is rare, and it isn't.
I've taken both this one and in person IQ tests and I always score 130-140. This is keeping in mind I don't study for them or study pattern recognition. So I'm not just saying this to diminish the value of it, but that a 130 IQ genuinely doesn't mean much.
When someone words it as "You are in the top 1% of the population for IQ" or "You're in the top 1% in intelligence", it seems impressive. Wow, I'm in such an elite group! But it's really not true. Let's put it this way:
If you have an IQ of 130+, and we grab a group of 100 strangers...you're likely to be in the top 3 smartest of that group. But now think about the type of people you run into all over America: the half retarded nigger at the McDonald's service window, the girls who spend all day on facebook making ducklips, the football fans that work a construction job, asian hookers etc etc.
It's not that you're impressive as much as there are a lot of stupid people. A lot a lot. It's not like we're being measured against other competent, intelligent people. We're average EVERYONE'S intelligence. So yes, there is probably a higher concentration of smarter people on 4chan than the general populace due to a number of factors. But the point is that having an IQ of 130 isn't that rare or special.
Even though I'm in the 1% or whatever, it means that there are millions of people in America alone who are just as intelligent as me. It just means I'm above average, not that I'm amazing, and the ONLY reason I'm "above average" is because there are so many amazingly stupid people in existence that it makes even the moderately intelligent seem amazing.
So remember...it's not that the 130+ IQ guys are amazing. It's that people are fucking retarded.
>>73576029
And i'm a nigger.
>>73576029
scored 110
are these things suppose to make sense? i just clicked on whatever looked right
>tfw you have been and always will be a big ol' dumb-dumb
>>73576029
A kike-produced test for niggers.
>>73591466
This. IQ tests calculate your problem solving ability, not your overall knowledge or wisdom.
>White
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>>73591722
You're no nigger pal, you're a black man. Congratulations on your ascension.
>>73591466
>football fans that work a construction job, asian hookers
I love how you assume all of these people are stupid. They must be so stupid compared to all of the womyn on college campuses and beta nerds who always colored within the lines. Obviously a degree impresses the hell out of you while an honest job is for morons.
>>73591764
Th... thank you s-s-senpai.
There is no way I have a 130 IQ.
Considering that the whole test is really abstract, there are still some pretty visible equations.
First you need to figure if the equations go from left to right, top to bottom and both of those opposites.
Did one of these as a kid and scored somwhere near 143.
Guess life has made me stupid or I've lost some of my "instictive thinking" from childhood.
>>73577914
>exc use
10/10 kerning
Here /pol/
>>73591850
Have you ever worked at or been near a construction job you dumb fuck? Do you even know these people or are you just triggered because you're stupid and work construction and love football?
They're one of many types of stupid people, and one of the many reasons that a 130+ IQ isn't that impressive.
>>73591089
You can tell us your score Sven
>>73592259
>below 125
Fucking mongoloid
>>73591663
there are very few rules you have to follow in most of these raven type matrices. there are some academic papers on this.
http://www.iqmindware.com/iq-mindware/how-to-do-a-raven-matrices-test/
Of course knowing these rules will destroy the g loadedness of the test.
It´s just figures?
I don´t want to answer 50 questions about figures and then have english questions that will reduce my score.
Give me a test on mexican
>>73592194
>Have you ever worked at or been near a construction job you dumb fuck?
no, but I am an asian hooker
>>73591987
IQ is unstable and has a low heritibility until adolescence.
Raw test scores that give you 130 at age 9 will give you a much lower IQ at age 19.
>>73592570
I'd fuck you right in the superior IQ
>>73592401
Still. This test is for retards to make you feel good.
>>73592434
it's raven type metrices-
>>73592690
I don't feel good about myself, just bad for you.
>>73592637
>I'd fuck you right in the superior IQ
Angela Merkel?
>>73588723
>A score of 136 on an IQ test for kids means that you were mentally developed as a child that's 136% your age.
that used to be true but it isn't anymore. It's just standardized at mean=100,sd=15 for your comparison group.
>>73592498
Nigger
>>73578706
Did the same and got 104.
I am smarter than you, I guess.
too easy
>>73591865
>no cuck porn tab
>>73591089
>>73592498
Your score doesn't really mean anything, I got 138 but i'm actually pretty dumb irl, you must see it like a game, most of these riddles are just movements, shape fusing, and pairing.
I have no idea what the last one was though.
>>73593038
Can you also read minds and move objects?
>>73593092
I'm dead serious, you can find my IQ at http://test.mensa.no/graph.php?iq=420
>>73586758
Pay for the Windows, thief.
What is the maximum score on this test? Pretty sure it is 140.
I guess that's why mother doesn't allow me to stay on /pol/. You're retarded.
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