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MAKE WAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
FOR REFUGEES
>>73574847
nice nice
>>73574847
PRINCE SADIQ
MIGHTY IS HE
MAYOR OF LON-DON
STRONG AS TEN BRITISH MEN, DEFINITELY
HE ESTABLISHED SHARIA LAW
KILLED TWENTY BRITS FOR JIHAD
WHO SENT THOSE BONGS TO ALLAH?
WHY - PRINCE SADIQ!
>>73575046
HE'S GOT 75 TAKBIR KEKOLDS
OF SHARIA ZONES, HE'S GOT 53
WHEN IT COMES TO INDIAN EX-PATS
DO THEY POO IN LOO?
IM TELLIN' YOU
THERES NO TOILETS WITHIN THE CITY!
>>73575169
PRINCE SADIQ
GLAMOROUS HE
MAYOR OF LON-DON
HEARD YOUR WOMEN WERE A SIGHT, LOVELY TO SEE
SO BRITBONG THAT'S WHY
MOHAMMAD LOWERS HIS FLY
TO RAPE YOUR WOMEN AND CRY
"FICKI FICKI"!
REF-U-GEES
EASY TO SEE
THIS IS YOUR FUTURE
SUCH A PLACE, TO EMBRACE
DIVERSITY
COME TO LONDON AND RULE
DONT FUCK OFF WERE NOT FULL
WERE ON OUR KNEES
BEGGING YOU PLEASE
ALLOW US TO PREP THE BULL!
Wow
What the fuck
>>73576222
Noice
well /pol/?
Nice work pham
Amazing. Screencap and save.
Awesome
>>73574847
Australia not shitposting, other nations filling the void
splendid, absolutely marvelous!
Pity it's true
>>73574847
Poor UK. first sweden, then us, now its bong bashing time.
Its not nice, were all in the same boat folks.
on the other hand this was funny as fuck ameritard.
>>73574847
Inshallah old bean
>>73574847
>DELETE THIS
PLEASE SOMEBODY CAP THIS!
I WOULD BUT I'M ON A RASPBERRY PI WHILE I WAIT FOR A NEW CPU FAN
>>73577137
YOU'VE DONE GODS WORK TODAY ANON
>>73576726
>>73576655
>>73576323
>>73576288
glad you like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEryAoLfnAA
>>73574847
>>73575046
>>73575169
>>73575362
>>73575786
guys i think im dying from laughter should i call an ambulance? my face is frozen i can't move it
This isn't over you filthy yank.
Voiceover when? :D
>>73574847
>My sides
Refugees
Yes, they may be
But not as you know them!
Read my lips
And come to grips
With the reality.
Yes, meet a boy from Al Qaeda,
Who claimed he was only a minor,
Say hello to your precious REFUGEES!
---
So refugees
Turn out to be
Merely Rapists!
Just a con
Need I go on?
Take it from me.
Their culture filled flaws,
Give me adequate cause,
To send them packing on a one-way trip
So their prospects take a terminal dip!
Their assets frozen!
The venue's chosen!
It's the ends of the earth! Whoopee!
So long! Ex-REFUGEE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!
>>73578577
Well now a vocaroo is needed
>>73578577
i like it
>>73578777
>>73576222
And I just got trips two times in the same thread. Someone is willing a vocaroo to happen
>>73578577
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WpuBW0UzLP
Both my voice and the microphone suck but I gave it a go.
>>73579147
It's a hell of a lot better than any of my attempts.
My voice seems to be able to resist pitch deepening, so no matter how I tamper with it in audacity I can't seem to repair it.
You're one is pretty noice though.
Ebin
>>73574847
Londonistanabad is fucked.
Most of us bongers HATE it. It's like a different country.
It's fucking huge. The population of London is about 8 or 9 million.
Everyone who lives there is either foreign or some rich fucker.
Pic is where I live, hundreds of miles away from that fucking shithole. London is toxic. It must be eradicated.
It's almost a separate country. I want Donald Trump to help us build a wall around it, so its tentacles can't spread any further. Then nuke it.
I haven't visited London in over 20 years. I travel a lot and have to transit through Heathrow airport often and that's a cunt too. A horrible airport.
The best airports are in the far East - Hong Kong and Singapore are outstanding.
tl;dr DESTROY LONDON
Fuck London.
>>73574847
Theres 75 refugees in my town. And look who's organizing the whole thing, are they even trying to hide it? I've been here since we came over from
Scotland and I'll be damned if some dune coons try to sharia up here like they're doing in the old country.
>>73579147
Don't quit your day job, honey.
>>73580014
I work in London and I wholeheartedly agree.
>>73578577
>>73579147
Alright.
I've not got the voice for this sort of thing - too high pitched, no rhythm and also how damn nasally it is.
It's a damn good thing this place is anonymous.
Not as good as yours, but wanted to give it a go nonetheless.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gw0rB2x247
London, I don't think you quite realise what you got here!
So, why don't you just halalinate,
Whilst I haraminate the possibilities!
Well, Birmingham had them sharia zones,
Rotherham had a thousand rapes.
But London you're in luck, 'cause up your sleeves
You've got a brand of sharia that never fails
You've got Prince Sadiq in your corner now!
Some heavy ammunition in your camp!
You got some punch, pizzaz, yahoo and how.
See, all you gotta do is elect that man, and he'll say:
"Hello Londoners, what will your pleasure be?
Let me take your country, burn it down?"
You ain't never had a ruler like me
Islam is your restaurant and I'm your maitre'd
Come on vote for who you want;
You ain't never had a ruler like me!
England, we pride ourselves on service.
Sadiq is the boss, the king, the shah.
Says what he wish; it's his, true dish.
How 'bout a little more Islamiser?
Have some of Sunni sharia, try All of Shia too,
I'm in the mood to convert you, dude.
You ain't never had a ruler like me
Oh my. No no. My my my.
Can your rulers do this?
Can your rulers do that?
Can your rulers pull qurans
Out their little hats?
Can your rulers go boom?
Well looky here.
Can your rulers go allahu akbar, let her rip,
And then make buildings disappear?
So don't just sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed,
I'm here to answer all your mid-day prayers,
You've got me bona fide certified;
You've got a Muslim for charge d'affaires.
I've got a powerful urge to rape your kids,
So Islam is your wish, you really wanna know?
You've got a list of infidels to kill, no doubt,
Well all you've gotta do is order like so, and oh -
Londoners, have a wish or two or three.
Your on the job you big !
You ain't never had a ruler, never had a ruler,
You ain't never had a ruler, never had a ruler,
You ain't never had a ruler like me.
You ain't never had a ruler like me
>>73580637
>I work in London
Fucking hell m8. I will pray for you.
>>73580014
Unfortunately for you it generates 22% of UK GDP despite accounting for only 12.5% of the population. London has a bigger GDP than Saudi Arabia.
>>73580884
We don't see any of the money anyway, just burn it down.
>>73579147
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WpuBW0UzLP
Nailed it.
>>73580849
It's my kind of fun. When the collapse comes, these posh twats won't know what's hit them.
>>73578120
You'll never top this
This is why i love this fucking place.
>>73580648
wow, that's great
Let's get down to business
To defeat zionism.
Did they send me infidels
When I asked for the ummah?
You're the most Christian bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Kufar, I'll make Muslims
Out of you.
Degenerate as a Kufar
But Islamic within.
Once you find the Prophet
You are sure to win.
You're a kufarrinate, haram Jewish lot
And you haven't got a clue.
Somehow I'll make Muslims
Out of you.
Muhammad: I'm never gonna fight the jihad
Ahmed: Say salam to those who know me
Rasheed: I was a fool in school for cutting quranic study
Ali: Islams got them scared to death
Aisha: Hope he doesn't try to rape me
Muhammad: Now I really wish that I knew how to takbir
[men] BE MUSLIM
We must be swift as a coursing rapist
[men] BE MUSLIM
With all the force of a great migration
[men] BE MUSLIM
With all the strength of a raging jihadi
Mysterious as the dark side of the Jews
Time is racing toward us
'til Islamic State arrive.
Heed sharia officer orders
And you might survive.
You're unsuited for the rage of jihad
So pack up, go home you're through
How could I make Muslims
Out of you?
[men] BE MUSLIM
We must be swift as a coursing rapist
[men] BE MUSLIM
With all the force of a great migration
[men] BE MUSLIM
With all the strength of a raging jihadi
Mysterious as the dark side of the Jews
[everyone]BE MUSLIM
We must be swift as a coursing rapist
BE MUSLIMS
With all the force of a great migration
BE MUSLIMS
With all the strength of a raging jihadi
Mysterious as the dark side of the Jews
Allah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64
>>73580648
where is this from?
>>73582221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99Op1TaXmCw
this was a good thread
>>73574847
You sir, are a fucking genius.
What's that?
>>73574847
>>73575046
>>73575169
>>73575362
>>73575786
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14jdpu2yDCo
Teaser, if you guys like it ill do the whole song.
>>73580648
Saved
>>73589580
Please proceed.
>>73575046
XD XD XD
> wanting to exit the EU because foreign officials
>elect Islamist to be capital's mayor
Brits are scum
>>73589580
Ebin.
>Amerilards not understanding what the mayor of London is
He's in charge of the transportation in London, and works with the London assembly on council issues like bin collection.
That's it.
>>73574847
requesting brit cuck lyrics for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afzmwAKUppU
>>73574847
MY FOLKS CAME FROM A LAND, FROM A FARAWAY PLACE
WHERE SHARIA POLICE ROAM
HERE IT'S NOT SO INTENSE
AND THE RAIN CAN BE DENSE
IT'S KUFFARIC BUT NOW IT'S HOME
MY FOLKS CAME TO THIS LAND, TO A FARAWAY PLACE
WHERE SWORDS BARELY BEND
WHERE THEY CARVE OUT THEIR PIGS
AND DON'T GIVE TWO FIGS
WHETHER THIEF STILL HAS ITS HANDS
WHEN WE COME FROM THE EAST AND GET RAISED IN THE WEST
AND THE TIME FOR JIHAD'S NIGH
COME ON NOW TRIM YOUR COCKS
CAST THE BALLOT IN THE BOX
FOR A LONG LONDON NIGHT
LONDON NIGHTS LIKE LONDON DAYS
WILL BE HOTTER THAN HOT
MORE OFTEN THAN NOT
IN A LOT OF GOOD WAYS
>>73575786
Top kek
>>73575046
>>73575169
>>73575362
>>73575786
Pls stop. I'm in so much pain.
My sides: 1987-2016
It'd be funny if it wasn't true...
>>73574847
>>73575046
>>73575169
>>73575362
>>73575786
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb2HFylQVp0
>>73578181
Dont need one, already got Robin Williams singing it in my head senpai
>>73578120
Cry more bitch nigga, this is almost as great as the night /sp/ killed brazil
>>73574847
>>73575046
>>73575169
>>73575362
>>73575786
as a german i should not laugh about this, we will be next, but screw this
that was >>73576655
>>73594992
who is this cinder seductress?
Delete this thread right fucking now.
PRINCE SADIQ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rGdXSh0eHq
Lyrics:
MAKE WAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
FOR REFUGEES
OI VEY
THE REFUGEES
-----------------------------
Hey clear the way in the ol' Britan
Hey you! Let us through-
it's a bright new star
Oh come be the first on your block to meet his eye!
Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells!
Bang the drums!
You're gonna love this guy!
------------------------------------------
PRINCE SADIQ
MIGHTY IS HE
MAYOR OF LON-DON
GENUFLECT, SHOW SOME RESPECT, DOWN ON ONE KNEE
Now try your best to stay calm,
DONT SAY ANYTHING HARAM
Then pray and meet his muslim coterie!
-----------------------------------
cont.
Delete this
>>73597718
PRINCE SADIQ
MIGHTY IS HE
MAYOR OF LON-DON
STRONG AS TEN BRITISH MEN, DEFINITELY
HE ESTABLISHED SHARIA LAW
KILLED TWENTY BRITS FOR JIHAD
WHO SENT THOSE BONGS TO ALLAH?
WHY - PRINCE SADIQ!
--------------------------------------------
HE'S GOT 75 TAKBIR KEKOLDS
OF SHARIA ZONES, HE'S GOT 53
WHEN IT COMES TO INDIAN EX-PATS
DO THEY POO IN LOO?
IM TELLIN' YOU
THERES NO TOILETS WITHIN THE CITY!
--------------------------------------------
PRINCE SADIQ
HANDSOME IS HE
MAYOR OF LONDON
That physique! How can I speak?
Weak at the knee
--------------------------------------------
Well get on out in that square
Drop your skirts and prepare
To get raped and slaughterd and spared by muslim men!
------------------------------------------------------
He's got ninety-five brown Persian monkeys
And to fuck them he charges no fee!
He's got slaves, he's got SERVANTS and flunkies..
They bow to his whim-
Love serving him!
They're just lousy with loyalty
To SADIQ!
cont.
kek
>>73597910
--------------------------------------
PRINCE SADIQ
GLAMOROUS HE
MAYOR OF LON-DON
HEARD YOUR WOMEN WERE A SIGHT, LOVELY TO SEE
SO BRITBONG THAT'S WHY
MOHAMMAD LOWERS HIS FLY
COME TO LONDON
AND RULE
DONT FUCK OFF
WERE NOT FULL
WERE ON OUR KNEES
BEGGING YOU PLEASE
ALLOW US TO PREP THE BULL!
MAKE WAY
FOR PRINCE SAIQ!!!
This is the best day of my life
>>73580014
Pikey.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
TOASTIN in EPIC BREAD
>>73591699
>london
>brits.
They say, the city, she's been dead for years now.
>>73580648
Christ that's good
never i had SUCH TASTY MEMES IN MY LIFE
>>73592852
that's right, britcuck
it means nothing
go back to sleep
your country isn't being slowly taken from you
be a good goyi- I mean, citizen
this is totally insignificant
diversity is a strength anyways
>>73593072
Ma' chere, infidel
>>73597718
downloaded friend.
>>73589580
MORE EXCELLENT WORK
>>73574847
Thanks, OP.
Very well done. 10/10 would read again
DELETE THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEE
I have often dreamed,
Of a far off place,
Where the girls spread their legs,
And are waiting for me
Where the crowds will cheer
When they see my face
And the jews keep saying
This is where I'm meant to be
I will find my way
I will cross those waters
I'll be there someday
Nothing can go wrong
I know every mile
Will be worth my while
I would go to London
I know thats where I belong
>>73597718
>>73597910
>>73597987
Amazing work finbro
>>73597987
Here´s some (you) to my fellow mongol bard.
>>73574847
Glorious motherfucker you!
>>73597987
>>73597910
>>73597718
Holy fuck you just made history.
This thread is fucking Gold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09f-gLWFjkg
>>73576288
Wtf. Two states get their own flag on /pol/? This and Georgia
>>73574847
>>73575046
>>73575169
>>73575362
>>73575786
Great way to start the day off, thank OP.
>>73597718
>>73597910
>>73597985
You should do that for a living finbro!
>>73574847
It's funny because it's true
>>73597987
>>73597910
>>73597718
Truly amazing
>>73578577
Crappy mic, rushed it at work, but here ya go!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UkrhusFPRe
>>73574847
Fucking kek'd.
>Capped and saved.
>>73597910
>>73597718
>>73597987
100/10
/pol/ - The musical when?
>>73589580
That was pure condensed ebin. whole song, please!
>>73597718
>>73597910
>>73597987
I love you. This fucking killed me. Please allow my wife to have your son.
>>73589580
more. definitely more
>>73597987
no nyt 5/5
It's beautiful
>>73580014
family from London, it's shit and I don't get the hype
>>73601388
It must be a terrible feeling
"/pol/ - The Album" when?
>>73575046
kekked
>>73601794
It exists.
Moonman channel on youtube.
>>73597718
Incredible
>>73592852
He mad
>>73597987
Outstanding
>>73597718
>>73597910
>>73597987
Thank you
This is how the west ends.............we invite in the enemy..............they take over and then..............
>we shitpost about it and laugh on the internet until we're bred out
Pretty good m8, i'll try to record it later and stik it on youtube. No promises that it's good.
>>73592852
>bin collection
you have a muslim disarming ad collecting British weapons
Inshallah my sides won't be damaged permanently from this thread.
>>73597718
I would suck your dick if you were here
>>73589580
More, my son.
>>73580087
>Orlando
>360
Fuck. At least Orlando is a massive city.
>>73597987
> toast
>>73603103
yes but at at sum point, there won't be enugh wite ppl left to sustain any sort of civilzation
>>73582179
You tried, but it doesn't quite work yet.
Let's get down to business
To defeat the Hans
First we rape their daughters
Then we rape their sons!
Works better for the first portion, but I can't be arsed to change the rest.
>>73597718
Dude this is...amazing.
>>73578577
Shit I have to do this too,brb. Thanks to you, OP and others who have made these ebin lyrics, you inspire me.
>>73597718
>>73597910
>>73597987
You have made this fucking fat redneck American die with laughter. I'd take you out on the ocean any day and give you all my fish for free.
>>73603879
It'll be like those Final Fantasies that have high tech cities in the past. Chrono Trigger is probably a better example. Instead of Lavos its tanned Germans.
thanks. this made me stop wanting to kill myself.
>>73580884
>London has a bigger GDP than Saudi Arabia.
Whats the difference?
>>73604644
stfu. You are Russian. Isn't killing kebab like a sport there? Your leader said no refugees.
>>73604740
Saudis massively invest their money in London, but no sane Brit invests theirs in Saudi Arabia.
>>73597718
Do you lurk alot? Would love to hear you working on other songs!
>>73603533
rare
>>73597718
Brilliant
>>73603333
checked
>>73604826
there are no kebab to kill.
the life is like trying to hop onto already moving bus of normie life. you can run for it in a desperate attempt but you'll look like a retard.
I can ruin the world
Bombings, slavery, splendid
Tell me, princess now when did
You last let Ahmed inside?
I can open your eyes
Blow up wonder by wonder
You will never recover
You’ll never get off this ride
A whole new world
500,000 refugees
You cannot tell us ‘No’
Nowhere to go
Islam is coming near you
>>73605183
A whole new world
Sharia law for everyone
That meat is not halal
Pray to Allah
And now you’re in a whole new world with me
Unbelievable crime
Indescribable raping
Crying, wailing, and bleeding
While 10 Persian men take turns
A whole new world
Don’t you dare expose your thighs
500,000 refugees
Hold your breath it gets worse
You’ll have to build a Mosque
and pay the cost
You can’t go back to how things use to be
A whole new world
With new countries to invade
I’ll send them anywhere
And I don’t care
Let me ruin this whole big world for you
FJ DJ admin, are you in this thread?
>>73605236
A whole new world
A whole new world
500,000 refugees
You cannot tell us ‘No’
Nowhere to go
Islam is coming near you
A whole new world
Every day a new bull to prep
With daily stoneings of infidels
Every kuffar, beheaded
I’ll kill them anywhere
No one to spare
I’ll kill them anywhere
No one to spare
Let me ruin this whole new world for you
A whole new world
A whole new world
That’s where you’ll be
That’s where we’ll be
Islam for all
Sharia law
For you and me
May Allah bless this day
>>73605301
>not A Whole New World Order
YOU FUCKED UP
Fuck this thread is good!
>>73605595
too many syllables. It seems lazy to keep the title and main line the same, but it still fits.
>>73577197
I miss Robin Williams.
>>73603879
Civilizations existed without white people.
>>73606002
When he means "civilization," he means welfare.
>>73597718
>>73597910
Oh i'm laffin' +1 internet
>>73578577
PRINCE SADIQ REPRISE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f2NHEYQwx4
Lyrics:
Refugees
Yes, they may be
But not as you know them!
Read my lips
And come to grips
With the reality.
Yes, meet a boy from Al Qaeda,
Who claimed he was only a minor,
Say hello to your precious REFUGEES!
---
So refugees
Turn out to be
Merely Rapists!
Just a con
Need I go on?
Take it from me.
Their culture filled flaws,
Give me adequate cause,
To send them packing on a one-way trip
So their prospects take a terminal dip!
Their assets frozen!
The venue's chosen!
It's the ends of the earth! Whoopee!
So long! Ex-REFUGEE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!
----------------------------------------------------------------
>>73604942
I lurk from time to time m8.
>>73574847
Witnessed
>>73606637
nice stuff pekka
10/10 thread
>early morning shitposting
>first thing I do when I get up is check /pol/
>think that this shitpost thread is pretty good
>cut out a jafar, make him british
>edit the villains reprise
>thread explodes
>have to leave
>come back after work
>see what it has become
the thread has far surpassed all my expectations
i love this place sometimes
outstanding work anons
>>73594169
Uncuck the Right already has that song covered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BSRYU-6RRY
#RefugeesWelcome
>>73606941
>>73606637
Same bong that wrote the reprise, and made the Jafar door slam
This is outstanding my Finnbro.
11/10
>>73589580
very talented!
Mashallah brothers.
>>73604361
I love you dude.
>>73608205
Shut up Muhammed
>>73608205
brits on suicide watch
This is why i still come to this shithole of a board
For the 0.1% 11/10 thread
>>73574847
Please God someone archive this thread or screencap or something. There needs to be a record of this happening.
>>73606637
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f2NHEYQwx4
Dude, you should make a youtube channel and upload these. A++ would sub.
>>73608491
This.
>>73608497
Even more this.
>>73608491
Why? That's from a guy on jewtube who makes redpilled remakes of Disney songs.
He has a whole playlist of them. OP didn't create shit.
>>73608638
Link plz
>>73608491
I made an archive, save it in a txt document in a parody song folder or something.
https://archive.is/DWCqR
>>73608760
Uncuck the Right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFz1Gg2GnZQ
>>73575786
>>73575362
>>73575169
>>73575046
>>73574847
Holy fucking shit 10/10
Please send this to Uncuck the Right or Morriaku or one of the TRS goys.
>>73608862
Many thanks to ye!
>>73608760
Forgot to add Seventhson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhiZn4Z2HsQ
Morrakiu or TyrantFashister
https://www.youtube.com/user/Morrakiu/videos
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCS0hly6LqkPlwL3zTgl5F3Q/videos
Although his Tyrant Fashister channel is mostly the MerchantMinute. It also has a good series called "Agreeing with liberals for the wrong reasons".
>>73589580
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s14jdpu2yDCo
beautiful
this is what passes for humor now?
>>73605361
translate this shit you fucking baguette
Simply epic
>>73574847
All of the
>DELETE THIS
Just made this thread perfect. Bless you.
I know your ability to stump me
Is as shit as your mexican bride.
And as cucked as you are, you can't trump me
I'll win in a massive landslide.
It's clear from your stance on immigration
Demographics? You simply don't care
But we're talking walls and reclamation
My policies are not just hot air.
So prepare for the chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational polls
A shining new fuhrer is tiptoeing further
>And why should I bother?
Dank maymays on twitter
I know it sounds racist but there'll be more rapists
If we don't tighten border control!
And cuckservatives rightfully scared!
Be prepared!
>>73608497
>>73608577
Made a channel, expect Reprise soon.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCC9k6yw4b4v07Oa71nJGFvA
>this entire thread
I fucking love /pol/.
>>73609984
Fukkin kek
Anyone else sincerely pity Britain now?
>>73610003
Nice
>>73610668
Yes.
; _ ;
>>73610668
Absolutely.
I mean, the euros love to retort that we're only 2/3rds white and we have king nigger as president. And that's all true, but still. It's so much worse seeing this sort of shit happening in the very heartland of european civilization. At least with places like america, you can rationalize that it isn't the homeland and just a colony that's been polluted. But with europe? That's the fucking motherland, man. With america, you could at least say "well, we're overrun with niggers here, but at least the pure white race lives on in europe!"
>>73606637
Holy shit dude.
>this thread
My fucking sides.
On a serious note, I knew he was going to be Mayor, hopefully London is run into the ground, fucking shithole.
>>73610668
pity london, no need to pity the rest of us
if anything i pity you
t. cornishman
>>73589580
>>73603533
Finland has spoken
>>73603533
holy FUCK
>>73597910
>He's got ninety-five brown Persian monkeys
>And to fuck them he charges no fee!
>>73575046
Maybe change the line "MAYOR OF LONDON" to "MAYOR OF ALL LONDON" or "MAYOR OF OLD LONDON" it means you aren't stressing another syllable out of "MAYOR" to fit with the original songs rhythm.
Be our guest! Be our guest!
Put our women to the test
Tie your rope 'round your neck, cherie
And we'll provide the rest
Soup du harem
Hot hors devour
Why, we only live to serve
Try the pork here
It's delicious
Don't believe me? Ask the British
They can sing, they can dance
After all, migrants came from France
And my girlfriend here is never second best
Go on, unzip your panties
Take a glance and then you'll
Be our guest
Oui, our guest
Be our guest!
Beef fragout
Please go away
Don't touch me in weird places
We'll prepare and serve with flair
A postition for the mayor!
You're alone
And you're scared
But the Muzzie's all prepared
No one's gloomy or complaining
Except the nation we are shaming
We tell jokes! I do tricks
With your juicy Muslim dicks
And it's all in perfect taste
That you can bet
Come on and lift your sign
You've just welcomed refugees
To be our guest
If you're stressed
It's alternative routes that we suggest
Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
My love and tolerance is the best!
Let us say for your entree
We've an few Swedes; may we suggest
toastin in ebin bread
>>73597718
>>73597910
>>73597987
Absolutely outstanding.
>>73580648
is this based on the movie or the musical?
Toasting this epic bread.
>>73597718
>>73597910
>>73597987
Awesome!
>>73580014
London is a shithole but its our shithole. Still better than Browningham
>>73611741
11/10
sing it
>>73597987
Made my day
Awesome work lads.
This thread is one of the best things to ever happen to /pol/, that fin autist deserves a fucking medal
>>73574847
Oh my fuck, this thread is absolutely ridiculous. I think I'm dying from all the laughter. I can't breathe. Someone needs to screenshot all of this.
Troll: What's the issue, dear? Why aren't you supporting Trump for president?
Is it the wall he plans to build?
Or the mosques that won't be filled?
Or the amply, manly sureness of his speech?
And though he hides his ego well, he prob'ly knows you're sorta jelly
'Cause when it comes to immigration, Trump will end the siege!
So he's the GOP front runner
A fact his enemies hate
They gather on Twitter, compare him to Hitler
For promising to make this nation great!
So he's the GOP front runner, and this we're certain of
You can't fix America by showing Muslims love
Is it the way he combs his hair?
Or that he doesn't put on airs?
Or that he blames the criminal and not the gun?
Are you holding back your fondness
Due to his Aryan blondness?
Or that his self-funding assures us, he's the honest one?
He's just the GOP front runner
He's got billions of bucks
His domination is confirmation
Of the stagnation of the other cucks
So he's the GOP front runner
So you know what to do
The way to fix the USA
Is for you to vote Trump too
Donald: Wait a minute. This is Hillary Clinton. She's running for the Democrats.
So she's the DNC front runner
She's a fucking shill
Her nomination depends on big donations
And by the way, she can't please Bill
So she's the DNC fron runner
And a feminist!
But everyone loves Donald Trump
So there's no way she'll resist!
We aren't saying you can stump him
'Cause the Donald can't be stumped
We're only saying to build a wall, so the border won't get jumped
Mudskins make bad neighbours, 'cause they're mad & scared & stressed
But put a little ban on them, and only take the best
We only want the best
Trump's the GOP front runner
He'll kick illegals out
Father, sister, brother
If you need each other
Take your anchor babies and get out!
Trump's the GOP front runner
He's got the biggest balls!
The only way to fix a nation and make the country great again is to
Build x5
Walls x6
Build...
Walls!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FJyMwYB2yw
>>73611741
>We tell jokes! I do tricks
>With your juicy Muslim dicks
>juicy Muslim dicks
>>73613525
>Frozen
If it werent for this being amusing as fuck id recommend a hearty killing of the self.
>>73613511
Save this link then
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/73574847
>>73613660
>stop liking things I don't like
One step ahead of the white man
Smarter than their bigger brains
Inventor of everything including braids
And I mean everything
One step ahead of the honky
Blacks are superior folk
It's odd that my entire race is broke
[Crowd:] Riffraff! Street rat! Scoundrel! Take that!
[Jamal:] I was gonna give it back, foo'
[Crowd:] Stop that sneaky, thieving dindu
[Jamal:] Say what you really think, it's just because I'm black
We are the original Jews!
[Crowd:] Who?
[Ladies:] Oh it's sad the black man's at the bottom
Responsible for all the nation's crime
I'd blame his dad except he hasn't got one
[Jamal:] Gotta rape and kill, 'cuz muh poverty
I don't gotta 'splain shit to you!
One step ahead of the cracker
Hands up! Please don't shoot
He's mad, 'cuz muh dick is bigger too
One step ahead of the devil
One hit and I'll knock him out
Pay up, or we'll burn this whole city down
[Crowd:] Stop, thief! Vandal! Outrage! Scandal!
[Jamal:] Calm down, please don't tase me
[Lady:] Arresting black men makes you racist
[Jamal:] Gotta rape and kill, 'cuz muh poverty
How can people say that's wrong?
[Crowd:] Wrong!
[Jamal:] One step ahead of the cave man
(Bell curve!)
Racist! IQ tests are bunk
(Detroit!)
White flight left it in doldrums
(Crime rate!)
Jim Crow, still causes us problems
(Can't swim!)
Not true, and I'm gonna prove it
I'm sure there's nothing to it
All I gotta do is jump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcTC7RkmHac
/pol/ is really a magical place, pls finnbro give us moar
>>73575046
>>73575169
>>73575362
>>73575786
>I can't wait to see this on /r/4chan XDDDD
To the person who is going to post this here fuck you.
we just moved up top number 1 lads...even poo in loos will have an easier time than us posting here now.
we really need a big terrorist attack soon or the Brexit is going to be rigged so hard.
>>73574847
>>73575046
>>73575169
these memes need to be spread around like canadian wildfires
>>73613525
Oh this is the best one in the thread.
Seriously, this is great
He dindu nuffin, he was a gud little boy
Bix nood, cof bin dub ho
Michael Brown
He dindu nuffin, he was a gud little boy
Bix nood cof bin dub ho
Michael Brown
Trayvon Martin, Tyrone and the others
Trayvon Martin, Tyrone and the others
Trayvon Martin, Tyrone and the others
Trayvon Martin, Tyrone and the others
etc.
Since the day they arrived on the slave ships
"Muh dicking" stepped into the sun
There was more to steal than can ever be owned
More gold grills than can ever be worn
Their jeans sag too low beneath their ass cheeks
They play knockout games in the street
So many of them die
In casual drive-bys
They abort much more than they breed
It's the burden of whites
To feed them all
To keep their welfare queens
Fat with EBT
Help them find a place
In white civilisation
It's the burden
The burden of whites
It's the burden of whites
To feed them all
To keep their welfare queens
Fat with EBT
Help them find a place
In white civilisation
It's the burden
The burden of whites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GibiNy4d4gc
>>73597718
>>73597910
>>73597987
>>73606637
/pol/ The Musical when?
>>73589580
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s14jdpu2yDCo
that was actually passable. do the whole song man!
>>73615626
I imagine southpark might do something,we have been pretty neglected by them except PiP and that was years ago.
Trey and Mat would have a full movies worth of shit to work with with the rapefugee crisis and recent muslim mayor.
/pol/ needs to document this thread as a never forget because this baking some epic bread
>>73574847
>252 replies and 117 images omitted
Das it mayne
You want to get married? Oh why, Rapunzel?
Look at you, not yet nearly forty
Still decades left before it's time to breed
You know why we teach you gender studies?
(I know but)
That's right, to decolonise your mind, dear
Guess I always knew you were a hetero
Knew that soon you'd want to birth some pests
Soon, but not yet
(But)
Shh, trust me, pet
Hebrews know best
Hebrews know best
We're your greatest allies
It's a white man's world out there
Hebrews know best
There's a 25% chance
One of them will rape you, I swear
Patriots with guns
Misogynists, racists
Nationalists and fascists, white pride
(No)
Yes
(But )
Also white flight
Men against abortion and
Stop, no more, you'll just oppress me
Here's a safe space
With books to educate you
Progressive critiques of the West!
Take some soma
Argue no more
Hebrews know best
Hebrews know best
Take it from a commie
On your own, it's too much work
Pretty, over-dressed
Independent, pasty
Please, you don't even know how to twerk
Internalised oppression
Positively racist
Skinny and a bit too, hmm, pale
Plus, I believe
Could do with getting chubby
I'm just saying 'cause blacks love it
Hebrews understand
We're here to help you
All I have is one request
Rapunzel?
(Yes?)
Don't ever ask to start a white family again
(Yes, professor)
Oh, I love you very much, goy
(I love you more)
I love you most, hmm
Don't forget it
You'll regret it
Hebrews know best
This fuckin thread
>My sides have left this plane of existence
>>73615878
I was actually referring to what /v/ does every year.
We could do something like that.
>>73597987
>>73597910
>>73597718
most talented finn since bjork
>>73616189
Too many lines, had to squeeze it all together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi8kYcl2Y38
This thread is legendary
SONG LIST:
>London Nights:
>>73594169
>One Jump Ahead Of The White Man:
>>73614107
>Mayor Like Me:
>>73580648
>Make Way For Refugees:
>>73574847 (OP)
>>73578577 (reprise)
>Ruin The World:
>>73605183
>Make A Muslim Out Of You:
>>73582179
>Go The Distance (to London):
>>73599342
>Be Prepared (for refugees):
>>73609984
>Be Our Islamic Guest:
>>73611741
>Fixer Upper (of borders):
>>73613525
>Circle Of Ghettos:
>>73614845
>Hebrews Know Best:
>>73616189
FinBro's Singing:
>Make Way For Prince Sadiq:
>>73597718 - http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rGdXSh0eHq
>>73606637 - http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f2NHEYQwx4 (reprise)
Good work lads, keep it coming.
>Long term link: http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/73574847
>If you want a permanent copy, the songs can be copy pasted to notepad, and the links to the vocaroo can also be copy-pasted
OTHER METHODS OF PERMANENT SAVING:
>Right click the page - click 'print' on the drop-down box - change the printer to "save as .pdf" - click 'print' to save the thread as a .pdf to your computer
>to save vocaroo songs, go to the link of the vocaroo, then right click one of the file formats found near the bottom of the page (.mp3 is best), and in the drop-down box click 'save link as'.
>>73610003
Good shit dude, post here when you got shit going.
>>73597718
HOLY SHIT I AM LAFFIN
>>73580087
why hide it?
NOOOOO OOOOOONE
RANTS LIKE OUR DON
HANDLES BANTS LIKE OUR DON
PLANS TO START A TRADE WAR WITH THE SLANTS LIKE OUR DON
I tried to do one, holy shit this is hard. Hats off to the guy who can do this.
10/10 thread
Somebody once told me the Brits were gonna rule me
I ain't the cuckest man in the shed
He was looking kind of fly with the Quaran to the sky
I told my friends "well this is it, just fuck me"
Well, the Arabs start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the muslims and I hit shed running
Didn't make sense not to live for Saqid
Just like Trudeau and his dankest weed
There goes my wife, there goes my life
Always makin' sure you bin that knife
You'll never know if you don't go
Seriously stay away this place blows
>>73616874
Kek
>>73575046
>>73575169
>>73575362
>>73575786
Holy fucking shit man this is great.
I did this song:
https://soundcloud.com/caleb-pearl/prez-like-t
I humbly request that you allow me to turn this masterpiece into an actual song
>>73616518
FINN BRO, YOU MUST SING ALL OF THESE!
>>73597987
>>73597910
>>73597718
excellent job
>>73617313
Nevermind. I see that I am late to this party
>>73610003
Look at the above
>this entire thread
I would just like to say I love every single one of you magnificent bastards.
Never change /pol/. Never ever.
include me in the screenshot plz
>>73617733
>screenshot
Heck with this level of content it'll be a god damn movie.
>A musical apparently
>>73617733
Shameless truly shameless
I will remember this day
>>73574847
Legendary thread.
>>73610003
my nigga
make a new thread and I'll make a forty thieves song.
>>73617936
Can't you make the new thread?
>>73617964
I haven't contributed to this thread yet, it doesn't feel right
>>73617313
HOOOLY SHIT
This is amazing.
MORE MAN MORE
The people are always whiter
In a european town
You dream about going up there
But then you may drown
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the sandy floor
Muhammad's prayers surround you
What more is you lookin' for?
Under the sea
Under the sea
Drowning aint better
Just pray to mecca
Take it from me
Wash up on the shore they do all day
Stay in the sun and pray away
Reading the Quran
Devoted to Islam
Under the sea
Down here Allah is happy
As infidel heads they roll
The muslim in europe ain't happy
Nothing Halal in their bowl
But here islam is lucky
Infidels recieve thier fate
In europe when you get horny
They're going to call it rape
Under the sea
Under the sea
No wave will beat us
Capsize and sink us
In Syria-
We get no angry look
Everyone living by the book
We got no troubles
No drownin in bubbles
Under the sea
Under the sea
Just pray to muhammad
Enjoy the Jihad
Naturally
Even the sunni an' the shiite
They get the urge 'n' start to fight
You got to hear it
Don't lose your spirit
Under the sea
>>73614845
top kek my paki friend
Include me in /r/4chan
>>73617313
You're Bane Star? Sing your heart out, senpai.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1cTiqXWKII
these songs are funny, but will never save us
>>73618513
Better to laugh yourself to death than cry yourself to sleep.
>>73617313
Your voice is great, please do some of the other songs in the thread.
STOP THIS!
NEW THREAD
>>73618713
NEW THREAD
73618713
There is literally nothing wrong with converting to Islam
>>73597987
this has to go on youtube to have this song be heard by the people
>>73603533
Another khan has joined the thread.
>>73582179
MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWS
>>73616874
I USE GOLDLEAF IN ALL OF MY DECORATING!
MY WHAT A GUY,
OUR DONNNNNNNNNNN!
WHEN I WAS A BOY, I HAD 1 MILLION BUCKS,
A VERY SMALL LOAN FROM MY DAD!
AND NOW THAT I'M GROWN
I HAVE FIVE BILLION BUCKS
BECAUSE MY DEAL SKILLS ARE TOTALLY RAAAAAD!
NO...
ONE...
RALLIES HICKS LIKE THE DON
BUTTHURTS LIBS LIKE THE DON
NO ONE TOTALLY DISMANTLES KIKES LIKE THE DON
AND HE'S OH SO BURLY AND BRAWNY
UNLIKE RUBIO I HAVE TALLNESS TO SPARE
AND EVERY LAST SINCH OF ME HAS GOLDEN HAIR!
MY WHAT A GUY, OUR DOONNNNN!
>>73617313
>that talent.
>>73575046
>>73575169
>>73575362
>>73575786
Londoners on suicide watch.
>>73618819
>>73614107
just going to drop a phat opinion, I thought this was the best one
>>73574847
>>73575046
>>73575169
>>73575362
>>73575786
STOP BULLYING LONDON
>>73619226
Thanks fampai
>This thread
>this thread
>>73597987
AMAZING. TERRIFIC. PRAISE GOAT-FUCKING ALLAH THAT WAS WONDERFUL
>>73609984
Glorious
High energy thread.
>>73597718
THANK YOU FIN BRO. FUCKING MADE MY DAY
posting in ebin thread
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