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REMINDER TO REGISTER AND GET OUT AND VOTE
http://elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/
NE/WV: May 10th
OR: May 17th
WA: May 24th
CA/MT/NJ/NM/SD: June 7th
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/144105138301/the-apology-gambit
CROOKED HILLARY
>What Hillary Really Represents
http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/what-hillary-clinton-really-represents/
>Clinton Lying 13 Mins Straight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dY77j6uBHI
http://pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
http://correctrecord.org/barrier-breakers-2016-a-project-of-correct-the-record/
LATEST BANTZ
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule
TV STREAMS
https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
RALLIES
>Lynden, WA 5/7/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSabeGChdAI
>Spokane, WA 5/7/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHplocNJIk8
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on CNN 5/9/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I0NbF34cd8
>Trump on Fox Business 5/9/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85dy53V4Elg
>Manafort on Fox 5/8/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwKXKrW01ps
>Trump on NBC 5/8/16
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MHIp7LKOi18
ENTERTAINMENT
>GOP Forgets to Water Kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sOcpc8J77Y
>Hillary Clinton: Welcome to the Trump Jungle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4n3Dgi5d0M
>WEAK Hillary Heckled Off Stage in LA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydB6Sn75BdI
>New Moon Man Album – Camel FuKKKer II
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vshSAkiRkAQ
>2007: Trump Introduces Texas Tech Football Team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szVtpex-8ss
>Trump of War Crooked Hillary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtop_jbleoQ
>Trump to the TOP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJJEohBHgrg
>Blink 1488 - What's My Race Again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6pTFb4PV-s
>Trump Cinnamon Toast Life-Guard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BOhjkww3QA
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
SGOPET
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
Who else is ready for day 3 of the cuckening?
AWOO-GA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhmwh0EEoIo
Epic music for crushing the Dilldog
>mfw been awake on cocaine fueled sex binge for several days
>>73574822
Hopefully I'm asleep before it starts famalam.
Fuck MSNBC and morning cuck
Ivanka is so beautiful
>>73574822
count me out
https://www.rt.com/news/342448-attack-train-station-munich/
#NotAllMuslims
I smashed the post button.
Good night.
>>73574805
I don't get it.
>>73574822
I missed yesterday's. Was it good or bad?
>>73574850
Well its good to be young. Go to sleep and recover your late 20's will be just as fun.
>>73574805
Hillary reminds me a lot of my own grandmother, a kind and gentle soul. Honestly if The world was lead by her there would be peace justice for all, a bit like the world was only populated by females. #Imwither
>>73574698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydB6Sn75Bdl
>YOU BETRAYED WOMEN'S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS IN HONDURAS
For real? He says this 8 times but only mentions she helped out the coup only once?
Liberal priorities, I guess.
>DON'T TOUCH ME
>THAT'S MY PURSE
>>73574822
Joe's bosses must be threatening to fire him unless he says mean things about Trump.
>>73574916
Bad.
Very bad.
Joe was the most cucked he's ever been and the whole pannel was HillShills (typical of MSNBC). Mika wasn't bad from what I saw, though.
>>73574933
why do all the good videos use this same title?
>>73574822
Never again.
>>73574899
Me either.
>>73574822
Real trump supporters haven't been watching that shit since Super Tuesday. Only msnbc cucks kept watching that
>>73574899
>aus posters
>>73574973
I think so. He made such a rapid 180 then another 180. And his defense of himself on Twitter was half-hearted at best. You could tell he knew what he was doing and was ashamed. They own him.
>>73575003
The second wife and her daughter really are the worse of the Trump Family
>>73575003
hng I love Tiff/Marla pics
>>73575015
Shut up and explain yourself leaf
>>73574891
You can feel Melania's judgement......Fucking degenerates
>>73574994
Did he say anything about He and Trump's twitter beef?
if this post number ends on an odd i go buy A burger
Ivanka >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tiffiny
>>73575003
momsteachingdaughters.com
>>73574822
Morning Joke
>>73575110
No burgers for you, you're stuck with a salad.
>>73574561
Oh yeah, I worked in green energy for awhile, Solyndra was a total scam. Anybody could've done back of the envelope calculations that showed their energy returns were pathetic. I knew that was a scam months before any news came out, and was very surprised when the DOE invested so heavily in it.
A lot of the renewable energy companies are like that. Look at the Ivanpah plant, biggest CSP plant in the country. Was supposed to be 300MW, barely meeting half of that and in danger of default.
Renewable is just not viable right now. Libtards keep clinging to the evil oil companies but the numbers just don't back up wind and solar. There's a severe technological gap. Nuclear is the only real alternative. But try selling that to the green cucks.
It takes working in green energy to really understand how much of a pipe dream it is.
>>73575064
>its a company named ibuypower
>corporate power buying
>ibuypower is also a really fucking shit company
yeah whatever you suck roonigger
>>73575049
always a bit of a shame when the mother looks more sexually attractive than the daughter
>>73575070
This remains one of the best webms of this election.
>>73575115
It's objectively true senpai. First wife produced the GOAT children and melania will be first lady. Second wife and tiffiny have always been a liability in looks and in life for Trump. The tripfag must have some fetish for fetal alcohol disease or something
>>73574822
>Morning Cuck
Maybe one day he'll find another dead woman at the office....
>>73575081
Yeah it was brought up, naturally.
Whole replay is here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWZux8Z-DGM
>>73575162
I think she could be better once the baby fat melts off.
She's not getting any uglier as she ages, I'd bet.
>>73574891
For some reason, this is the only place I feel Trump could do without the suit. I feel the same way about the gif with him and Bill Oreily doing the wave.
>>73575070
WHERE'S THE VIDEO FOR THIS
>>73574822
Will Trump punk them in real time again,forcing Morning Cuck to leave the set to phone a secret contact?
>>73575211
wat?
One day the world is going to be ruled by the beta male intellectuals currently in college.
>>73574916
So crazy how bad he was cucked
>>73575070
how did this even happen anyway
>>73575216
Thanks. Here's a rare Tantaros.
>>73575296
Who says?
>>73574891
Where was this?
>>73575047
I wonder how much attractiveness selection has affected some of the populations of europe. I'm guessing that WW2 killed more men than women, so after the war there was a surplus of females, and the attractive ones were more likely selected, at the expense of the ones who would be more likely to be passing along the smarts.
>>73574890
Islam has made an enemy for life. Sorry the people of Munich are to nice, you're the villain.
>>73575335
>>73575335
Does she have a fat ass?
>>73575296
>One day the world is going to be ruled by the beta male intellectuals currently in college
>like old cars
>all spics/niggers/wiggers like nip shit
>no more boomers to keep those old cars alive
>tfw my generation destroyed everything I loved
>>73575162
I know. Something about Trump and Marla's DNA mixing just wasn't good.
Tiffany could really up her beauty by hiring a good cosmetic surgeon. Ivanka's surgeon did wonders.
>>73574691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0YM_iLwXB0 [Embed]
>>73574770
>He implied that Saudi Arabia funded it, actually. It's the position he's always maintained.
It was ISIS, my bad. Watch this clip. It has to be Israel. They bring up Saudi Arabia and "another country" so it can't be the Saudis. Trump refuses to mention the "other country" due to not wanting to hurt "relationships".
He says Joe "knows who it is"
>There is literally no reason Israel would want to fund 9/11. That would be like a dog shitting in it's own food bowl.
How so? They have no particular affinity for us. And 9-11 is what got the U.S. firmly on board the with neo-con M.E. policy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVn75Fgbl9w [Embed]
Check this one out too. Protester straight up screaming that Israel did 9-11 and Trump is just like "calm down, he's on our side"
>>73574891
>Bobby Baccalieri
I knew Trump was mobbed up.
Next development in the email scandal
http://thehill.com/policy/national-security/279233-state-dept-claims-to-have-no-emails-from-clinton-it-aide
>>73575110
If you're trying to do something, pick something with higher odds, such as if it's a non-prime
IQ test lads, prove you're worthy of following the God Emperor
http://test.mensa.no/
>>73575383
YOU SEE THE WAY SHE WALKS?
DIOS MIO ESE, THAT SHIT IS TIGHT
>>73575444
Kek shows us trips of truth
>>73575216
Man, how they have fallen.
Britfags - What ever happened to the BNP? I remember years ago when they were the meme lords of the right wing before the UKIP craze.
Took that stupid IQ test that was posted last thread. Am slightly intoxicated.
>>73575458
TRUMP WINS WITH POOR PEOPLE
TRUMP WINS FOR RICH
TRUMP WINS WITH THE EDUCATED
TRUMP WINS WITH THE UNEDUCATED
TRUMP WINS FOR AMERICANS NO MATTER OF THEY'RE WHITE, BLACK OR LATINO
FUCK OFF NIGGER
>>73575148
Not to mention the Ivanpah facility fries up to 10K birds per year. They call them "streamers" and for some reason the libs don't care.
A coal power plant would kill 10x less wildlife.
>>73575499
Alas, He sends me dubs to show approval! Praise be!
>>73574858
Am I alone in finding her more beautiful than Ivanka? She reminds me of Amanda Siegfried.
>>73575444
>shh.
I WANT TO BELIEVEEEEEEEEE
>>73575038
MSNBC won't tolerate it's pundits saying things that run contrary to it's agenda. They are in full shill mode now that the primary is effectively over, and it will only get worse as the general gets fired up.
>>73575458
Donald Trump loves smart people AND stupid people!
>>73575447
>Bobby Baccalieri
Your not cute so stfu
>>73575451
So we can safely assume anything that could incriminate clinton is going to have mysteriously disapeared so no charge can be brought? Isnt it a crime in itself to make evidence disapear?
>>73575499
and du.bs confirm. Trump clearly stated that Israel "one of our so-called allies" is funding ISIS.
He also didn't do jack shit to correct a protester shouting "ISRAEL DID 9-11!!! TRUMP!! THE DANCING ISRAELIS"
He straight up says "he's on our side."
>>73575540
>I have a question for brits, I'll post it in the Trump General
>>73575669
It is but she knows without evidence the media doesn't have to talk about it and the voter base will never know.
>>73575720
Put a hat on that girl before posting her again
>>73575444
He said hes on our side let him be.......Holy shit Trump is for real
>>73575691
I know. I have had a feeling about him since I read Art of the Deal. Notice everyone he deals with is Jewish? He knows them and their game. I think 9/11 pushed him over the edge. He lost hundreds of friends, and maybe realized he was getting older too. I have no idea and I wont pretend I do, but it IS fascinating.
God speed, Donald Trump. Your father is proud of you.
>>73575296
No it won't. If they were ever the ones in charge, they'd be quickly knocked out of power by violent muslims with no resistance.
You can rest easy knowing that regardless of whether we win or lose, those people will inherit nothing but the most miserable fate.
>>73575444
>There is literally no reason Israel would want to fund 9/11. That would be like a dog shitting in it's own food bowl.
I know these weren't your words, but has this guy heard of the U.S.S. Liberty?
>>73575427
No.
>ywn eat at this Olive Garden
How many people post in Trump general while wearing MAGA hats?
>>73575784
here you are
sorry mate wont happen again
>>73575514
MSNBC is worse than CNN as far as liberal bias goes. Sure, the primaries were one thing, but all the MSM outlets will show their true colors now that the general election is looming.
Hannity is the only talking head I have trusted and will continue to trust, until proven otherwise. Judge Jeanine too, I suppose. But I haven't watched her show since she went nuclear on cuckservatives a couple months ago for not uniting behind Trump.
>>73575625
You're not alone because I'm here famalam. Ivanka is gorgeous but Tiff is young and has that mysterious black sheep of the family thing going for her. I love her. I'm really hoping she joins the rest of the family on the campaign trail this summer/fall now that she's graduated from college.
>>73575720
>implying most of us every leave our /comfy/ TrumpGens
>>73575790
Trump is trying to force The Red Suppository upon the masses; something /pol/ has been trying to do for ages. He will, effectively, expose the truth behind the shadow government and Israel's involvement with it. It is beautiful.
>>73575814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqA2Hs5dTFM
>>73575893
I am wearing my Trump shirt and the Trump scarf I bought at the Albany Rally.
>>73575814
That's how I see him too. I mean look at the man, he's from NYC and he likes buildings. He likes real estate. OF COURSE he's going to come across a bunch of jews during his long and successful career. That doesn't mean he likes them (I'm sure he loves the ones that aren't trying to actively destroy the country), and he probably knows them better than any of us.
>>73575882
Yeah I'm not sure why he said that. Maybe there are just people still unaware that neo-con/Zionist forces were definitely behind 9-11 ?(and I'm not saying wahhabist muslims weren't involved either -- those things aren't mutually exclusive)
The rest of his posts were cool...
>>73575541
I got bored of it around 59% in or whatever and I quit and I got 103 IQ lol
>>73575625
I'd happily fuck her but Ivanka is much more beautiful than Tiffany.
Tiffany has this trailer park whore look that while sexy isn't near the level of Ivanka's elegant allure.
>>73575216
Meh. I made it thru about 20 minutes. You could've literally heard a pin drop in the studio.
>>73575893
I always wear my purple tie and red hat when I post at night
>>73575923
Hannity is a whore. Not really loyal to anything except a trend. If Trump falls, Hannity will throw him away.
I remember his madness during the Bush years.
Is Hillary going to be more or less difficult for Trump to defeat compared to Cruz, Rubio, and the GOP establishment? Are the polls that have Trump losing to Hillary to be believed or can Trump turn things around?
Can someone tell me what the hell is going on between morning joe and trump?
Who started the feud? Why is trump turning on allies?
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>>73575151
Quiet leaf
>>73576132
This is why you put NO faith in MSM. At all.
Reminder Tiffany is only 22. By 30 she will be God tier like her sis
I would very much appreciate a good explanation of the Trump/Joe argument please. From what I know Joe is going back and forth between supporting him, yet Joe is getting scarred?
>>73576141
Much more. Much much much more.
The simple fact of the matter is, the odds are stacked in her favor no matter what. Win VA and it's over.
Trump must make her unacceptable to her own party. It's not impossible, but very, very, very fucking hard.
>>73576132
how was he with bush?
>>73576041
Lol, I made a new post about it, I wanna get pols average IQ. I have no doubt we will be higher than average.
>>73576141
HASN'T
EVEN
STARTED
>>73575882
Am here.
That was a friendly fire incident, which happens all the time in war. We've hit plenty of our allies troops, vehicles, shot down their planes, etc.
They out-right apologized and said they thought they were targeting an Egyptian ship. This was in the 60s, they didn't exactly have GPS.
The false flag narrative is relegated to late night radio fringe shit, as usual. I have never heard one compelling argument or seen compelling evidence for any of the hundreds of false flag narratives that have been fielded about events last century, or this century.
There's a reason those people share a time slot with UFO experts and Big Foot hunters.
I might be in the hospital or dead by the time November comes. If I do an absentee ballot will it count if I'm dead? Does voting in a primary count as your first time vote? If it does then I don't have to send in a copy of my ID, right?
>>73576231
Why do people keep posting these maps like they're evidence?
I legit want to know.
Does it convince anyone?
>>73574698
Why is there a Trump general on /pol/ but no Hillary or Bernie general? What is this lack of political diversity?
>>73575444
holy
but if jews run the world and can make something like 9-11 happen, why would they let trump be prez, it makes no sense
>>73576223
>>73576159
joe shit on how trump was running his campaign so trump hit back
>>73576159
Trump only responds when he's attacked
>>73576293
Because instead of making their own generals, which we will all ignore, they choose to come here and shit in our party, because TRUMP GENERALS are the BEST GENERALS
>>73576027
Agreed. The Saudi's bankrolled Wahhabism no doubt, I see them as useful idiots for a broader Mossad operation.
>>73576141
Probably won't even be Shrillery.
>indictment
>watching rallies at the max speed
holy shit, you guys have to try this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXeFm0OecKk
Just click on the gear and set the speed to 2
>>73576292
Umm, because that's the game? Win the map?
It's really not up for debate. The Dems have 250 electoral votes just to start with. Denying that doesn't do anything other than prove you're delusional.
>>73576159
>allies
>"I'm a Kasich guy!"
>"Trump needs to tone it down!"
>"Trump needs to disavow!"
Joe turned on him first
>>73576274
Be strong and MAGA, anon.
>>73576274
Dead people vote all the time.
It's how JFK won Ohio, after all.
>>73576132
Hannity had a change in his tone yesterday. He loves Trump, but he's got a lot riding on Trump, too. Since he was the only one to not endorse a candidate, he has become Public Enemy #1 for the sore losers.
>>73576293
because bernie is for plebbit and hillary is AIDS
>>73576363
just like real life
>>73576274
I know people that file absentee votes for their dead relatives every election
>>73576370
doesn't work sadface
>>73576405
>>73576408
I need an answer, I'm serious
>>73576380
(You)
I'm debating it now.
Nice assumptions fuccboi.
>>73576159
Joe is a JEBhead thru and thru. As the Bush Family said No, so did Joe say No.
>>73576132
I wasn't of voting age during the Bush years, but yeah I definitely do not doubt you. I don't trust any of them. I have a lot of respect for Hannity for sticking with Trump from the begging, though.
>>73576380
>The Dems have 250 electoral votes just to start with.
Assuming you're serious,
Nah. Not this time.
>>73576293
>>73576293
Bernie supporters were limited in number and their threads were never getting traction. Bernouts all congregate on reddit these days. The bitch Hillary has never had support here
>>73576446
Works for me senpai
>>73576370
>not opening up browser console and pasting
vid = document.getElementsByClassName("video-stream html5-main-video")[0];
vid.playbackRate = 4.0
>inb4 this creates mustard gas in system32
>>73576292
Not at all
>user generated map
>>73576341
Because they aren't letting him. They have no idea what to do right now, which is why this election is insane. Everyone is shocked by how the establishment is acting. Its completely unlike anything we have every seen before.
They are terrified for the first time.
>>73576456
I have no idea. I would try google.
And most importantly try to be alive so that it doesn't matter.
>>73576159
Joe is an on and off retard. Former politician so no wonder.
He denounced Trump and declared Trump was unelectable when the David Duke hoax happened.
Trump is right not to trust him or take shit from him. If he lets media strongarm the interviews they will air 24/7 hit pieces and false negative stories. If Trump wants to reach the idiots who only know the headlines slamming Trump then he has to take control of interviews and go off their script.
>>73576565
I have no control over if I'm alive or not. I probably won't even be in my home state if this thing is cancer
>>73576261
We know they're funding ISIS so why is it such a stretch to say they funded 9-11? We don't know if it was the Israeli government, a rogue intelligence unit, or some other Israeli group.
But the fact is, we know that there's intelligence "groups" out there working with the Saudis, always working to rile up jihadists for their own aims. If you have a never ending source of crazy jihadis, then you have a never ending need for war.
I don't want to turn these threads into a debate over 9-11, but you should just know that Trump DID imply, on national TV, that Israel is funding ISIS.
>>73576292
>pic says user generated map
>>73576542
What is this? My hard drive is creating some kind of sm
>>73576370
Its a Trump christmas episode..... I will never forget watching this with my family on christmas. My Brothers girl is a mexican she loved it. I remember her bitching about the fact that none of the stores were decorated for christmas. Not really.
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>>73576341
Because it's way easier to rile up a few muslims (especially when the Saudis are already funding wahhabist mosques everywhere) to commit terror attacks than it is to fool the entire American populace. Not that they aren't trying.
Trump's sheer charisma and knowledge of how to manipulate the media is the only thing getting him through this.
>>73575444
https://youtu.be/hXeFm0OecKk?t=20m8s
>20:08
Holy shit, you could actually hear the guy screaming JEWS WERE ARRESTED JEWS! JEWS!
>He's alright, he's okay
I can only imagine what the general looked like when this happened, wonder if they made the connection
And there's a fucking protester A MINUTE after, and as soon as she starts screaming he just says get em out.
I think you're on to something man
>>73576231
Dems need more delegates to win than the GOP
>>73576604
Well, I think you need to start by looking up procedures for absentee voting in your state, and call whatever government office that falls under and explain your situation.
Hopefully it's not cancer.
Good luck, anon.
>>73576666
checked
You sure your friends don't post here?
>>73576558
>>73576683
OK but surely they could pay to rig the polls
how would the american people even know
>>73576622
I don't see how we know they're funding ISIS, and we're putting words in Trump's mouth by assuming that's what he meant.
You're right that this isn't the place for this debate though. I think we're just going to have to agree to disagree on this.
We're on the same side at the end of the day, even if we don't fully agree about who we're up against.
Who /pumpforTrump/ here?
Got a sick chest pump earlier in the day.
One day I'll have those juicy pecs.
>>73576370
master fucking lel. i wasn't expecting it to be so good. i lost my shit when the protester came up and Trump waves bye bye to him
>>73576710
Are you a Berntard? How the hell does that compute?
Rs are at a numerological disadvantage on electoral college votes. That's a fact.
when is ohayou joe
is there a link to it that doesnt make my anti-virus go off
>>73576888
I got an official MAGA shirt so I've been working out, since I fully expect to get flak from butthurt college students.
Am in the reserves so I generally maintain pretty decent fitness anyway.
But if you're gonna wear the colors you gotta represent.
>>73576666
CALL THEM KEKSERVATIVES, RUB IN INT HEIR FACE THAT THEY'RE LOSERS AND IF THEY DON'T JUMP INTO THE TRUMP TRAIN, THEN THEY'LL CONTINUE TO BE LOSERS
MEANWHILE, YOU'RE A WINNER, TRUMP IS A WINNER, AND, INEVITABLY, THEY WILL ALSO BE FORCED TO BE WINNERS BECAUSE TRUMP WILL MAKE AMERICA WIN AND WIN AND WIN AND WIN AND THEY CAN'T STOP IT
AND THEY CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT IT AS MUCH AS THEY WANT, BECAUSE THEY ARE KEKS WHO HAVE NEVER WON SO MUCH IN THEIR LIVES, BUT THEY'LL KEEP WINNING ANYWAY, YOU'LL ALL KEEP WINNING BECAUSE AMERICA IS GREAT AGAIN AND TRUMP WILL KEEP WINNING
dogs don't shit where they eat.
Okay, some do.
>>73576666
nice digits
>>73576842
It's not just Israel, it's elements within our own government. Think both Bushes, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Chertoff, Wolfowitz. Do you know these names?
I don't see how you could miss the subtle anti-neo-con tack Trump has taken with the way he took out Jeb and literally implied his brother didn't keep us safe on 9-11. That's as close as you can get to implying Bush knew something about it without coming right out and saying it.
>>73576834
They could. I am worried about the polls being rigged this November. You can only pull it off if the vote is very close though. Rigging the polls against a landslide is playing with major fire.
>>73576842
http://www.globalresearch.ca/israel-us-and-turkey-profit-from-stolen-isis-stolen-oil/5504101
"Israel is the main buyer of stolen Iraqi and Syrian oil."
"Last August, the Financial Times reported Israel importing up to 75% of its oil from Iraqi Kurdistan – about 240,000 barrels daily, shipped from Turkish ports, without explaining its smuggled source."
If Israel isn't bying ISIS oil, then who is?
All memes aside
Do any of your normie friends use the word cuck in everyday banter? Other than the one or two confirmed /pol/ posting friends I have, I've never heard any of my friends call someone or generally use the word cuck.
so obv the dissent has for Trump in this thread
>>73576842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0bzVywel5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amCF-6UlsOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNnzvoBMyTM
>>73577171
I usually say "pushover".
>>73577212
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
>>73576888
right here brah
>>73576965
I don't know why your bait is so appealing, but it's good to get some practice in.
A: nu·mer·ol·o·gy (no͞o′mə-rŏl′ə-jē, nyo͞o′-)
n.
The study of the occult meanings of numbers and their supposed influence on human life.
nu′mer·o·log′i·cal
nu′mer·ol′o·gist
B: Where is the evidence of this?
C:
>Rs
This is kind of fun.
>>73577171
No. Before /pol/ made it popular, it was just some term for a porn fetish.
>>73577171
/pol/ has no influence here
And I have no normie friends. Though I am surrounded by normies
MAGA
>>73577212
Shills exist
There is this one thing I have been wondering anons. I understand lib news media like communist news network and MBC shilling for Hillary. But what about Fox news? Why are they being butthurt about Trump? I thought it was a conservative news channel.
>>73576370
oh shit this is also the rally where the guy was yelling about jews and Trump said don't worry he's on our side. even funnier on double speed.
>>73577299
It is, but they are still reeling from the primary ending so abruptly. It's been less than a week. Give it a little time to unfuck itself. They will fall in line one way or the other.
>>73577291
Denmark we've spoken about this
>>73577171
I heard a guy at the bar say cuck......
Bought him a drink.
>>73577299
Two wings of the same bird. Save for some hosts like Hannity.
>>73577281
>/pol/ has no influence here
wut m8?
>>73577387
Tiff makes me stiff.
>>73577353
Im never gonna stop the maga
>>73577353
fuck you
>>73577299
The establishment of both parties have more similarities than differences. They are both working against the American people to continue to offshore jobs, maximize profits, and make sure Wall Street is never regulated. Make sure the Fed is never audited. Make sure we all keep fighting these stupid wars for them.
>>73574698
HEY GUYS CHECK THIS OUT I THINK YOU WILL LIKE IT
>>73576400
>>73577437
KEEP FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT
MAGA
>>73577374
Don't shit me man
That's hilarious, I would have done the same.
One of us...one of us...gooble gobble gooble gobble
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSQt2Gztqws
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/may/10/donald-trump-london-mayor-sadiq-khan-exception-muslim-ban
What did he mean by this?
Is Trump going to loosen up on the muslim ban to appeal to a wider range of people?
>>73577171
I never use it, especially cuckservative, because the first time someone comes across it they will look here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckservative
Then you've been branded and opinion discarded. (((they))) want us to use it to fit their narrative
so I don't.
>BernieInSacramento trending on twitter
>Alluha Akbar the trend right under it
What did he do?
>>73577561
london mayor is already vetted.
>>73577538
Fucking brits. I love you guys. Revenge is best served cold.
>>73577171
>Muh dick
So much for no fap
>>73577299
The media backed the wrong horse(s). They will all fall in line like good lemmings when they realize Trump's ascension is inevitable.
They wouldn't want to get sued when Trump goes open season on them with the libel law reforms.
>Turn on MSNBC
>Rachel Maddow
UP LIKE TRUMP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74TFS8r_SMI
>>73577430
Wow, this really makes me rethink my political alignment.
I no longer #Shill4Hill
I-I am now #Stiff4Tiff
>>73577561
He was actually asked about that many months ago when the controversy was still hot. He's always said that there would be exceptions for foreign dignitaries and other useful people. The ban still applies to everyone else until we can "figure out what's going on."
>>73577550
Think this is THE most yank post I've ever seen
>>73576231
>Trump must make her unacceptable to her own party. It's not impossible, but very, very, very fucking hard.
it's really not that hard lmao. Trump picked the absolute perfect time to run. Hillary is an extremely weak candidate running against a senile cuck who refuses to attack her. The world is going to fucking burn when Trump takes off the gloves and attacks her like no candidate but Trump ever would. Everything has already been thrown at Trump. It's nothing but uphill and topkeks from here.
>>73577729
Could have been the next Eminem like Donald said, instead he chose to a self-hating cuck.
>>73577729
At least post real nigger Trump shit instead of white guilt rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLa9YxV1Xps
>that moment you realize Trump is a supervillain
We need a young, idealistic vigilante to stop his rise to power. Any takers?
>>73577938
we need
CAPTAIN SWEDEN
>>73577844
Problem is progressives are always going to see Dems more favorably than Rs or Trump. I don't deny that a lot of them don't like Shillary, that's why she's still losing states, but it's not like they'll happily cross over.
>>73577785
Thanks Britistan
>>73577938
Reported to the FBI.
>>73577744
Kek wills it
>but for real she does
>>73577938
Captain sweden quick inhale cock.
>>73577932
Only other Trump nigger song that exists
>>73577785
Sup?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTFvAvsHC_Y
Have you cucks absorbed this glory from the God Emperor yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPOvePioFF0
DONALD I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME YOU BETTER STOP IGNORING ME AND JUST HAND OVER THE DELEGATES. I AM THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN STOP HILLARY.
JUST COUNT TO TEN DONALD, BRING ME THE DELEGATES.
>>73578055
Disgusting. Give some real music a try:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRldLdllZ8
>>73578043
Mac Miller doesn't really qualify as a Trump nigger song
Pic related, he's a white guilt cuck.
>>73578084
Best book
>>73578102
many keks were had while reading that with that image
10/10
>>73578129
Even autotune cannot help this young man's career. Seen many such cases! Very Sad!
>>73576370
>>watching rallies at the max speed
>holy shit, you guys have to try this shit
you sir are a gentleman and a scholar this is amazing. Have one of my internets anon you've earned it.
>>73578130
Fuck, I didn't know
>>73578043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkBs2tw89dk
>>73578129
I am now woke
TrumpGen real nigga hours:
Enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8z-sgtaNiQ
>>73578230
The more you know, family.
>>73576370
Man double speed is just right for my brain to process and understand.
>>73578328
This track is so fucking good. Love the sax sample.
>>73578264
>Implying batdance isnt the best song ever recorded
http://en.musicplayon.com/play?v=478997
>>73578129
Oi, leave the rappin' to US
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ntk7V6km3k
I made some OC. It's not that great, but it was my first try.
https://youtu.be/4wDs2EvaDWA
Guys... I made Bane Star:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU [Embed]
I've been trying hard to make the Trump equivalent but it hasn't happened.
I need a super catchy fucking thing to spread to all normies.
help me
>>73578533
wew lad
>>73578533
Kek approves of your OC. You want a Trump version of Smash mouths All star?
>>73578533
that shit sucks balls, fuck off with you tripshit autistic idiot
>>73578598
No. I want something just as infectious though. I had no idea Bane Star would get more than a few hundred views, and it blew up to over half a million. I can't match that without some insight from what people wanna hear. I tried a few songs but nothing stuck.
>>73578598
Interested
We are also flooding /b/ atm
Need more help
>>73578422
Agreed, my favorite off the album no doubt.
Keep on keeping on BestTiff!
>>73578664
Calm down Italy. I'm not doing this out of ego, I'm doing it cause I believe in meme magic senpai. Just want to contribute.
>>73578084
Best post in here
>>73578533
This fucking movie came out 4 years ago and niggas are still baneposting.
It will never die.
>>73578533
Cool.
I suppose think about what the memeiest songs of this year have been. Once you have a base song the magic can start flowing.
>>73578692
>Calm down Italy.
NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR ANGER.
THAT COME SHLATER.
>unironically voting for fascist megalomaniac Donald Drumpf
>>73578665
Well, now that I am thinking about it I have had tons of parody ideas for songs, fleeting, but now I can't think of any.
I can try to remember some though, For You.
>>73575458
But he loves the poorly educated!
>>73578759
fuck off you shit leaf, none of your business
P-Please forgive me Donald... I'm sorry that I was a cuck. J-just give us another live interview, ok? Mika and Willie will be there too.
D-Donald?
>>73578717
It truly is the ultimate meme. /tv/'s greatest gift to the world.
>>73578759
>Canadian
>>73576370
I was skeptical of this at first but wow thats fucking funny.
It's like he's talking with no spaces in between his words.
>>73578679
Fuck yeah man. How great would that be as some convention music of something of the sort? I love it.
You listen to the other Trumpwave music in the Trump playlist pastebin in the OP? Most of it is mine. If you like that album check of the Ethik album, too.
>>73577938
In Shakespearean times.
villain (n.) 1 serf, servant, bondman
so no, Trump is not a villain
>>73576370
Goddamn he seems like a tim heidecker character in fast motion.
>>73578873
>tfw some poor legal spic janitor has to clean liberal shit and cum off of the star every morning
>>73575458
There were two that I couldn't make heads or tails of, to be honest. Fuck shapes.
>>73578812
>It truly is the ultimate meme
For you.
>>73578812
For once I agree with a Canadian.
He hasn't tweeted for 7 hours and I need my fix, what do?
>>73576666
Tell them they're the cucks for continuing to support failed loser candidates, many of which BROKE THEIR PLEDGE that they all had to sign.
>>73578446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9Omtvdfh2U
froggy fresh <3
>>73578771
Just want to help the fire rise brother.
I did a Jeb bush song to the theme of NIN, and a Donald song to the theme of Aladdin... both were met with mediocre responses.
I'm good at creating songs, but not so great at thinking them up. I do it in tandem with you all.
>>73578913
>legal
>lol
>>73578824
I'd be ecstatic!
No I haven't had the pleasure, but I'm checking it out now.
MAGA brother!
>>73578979
Be patient, the man needs his rest too.
>>73579037
I need Emperor's shitposts.
>>73574876
I honestly anticipate this. Probably not in 2024, but she will be our first woman President.
>>73579034
Enjoy man, there's plenty of good listens where that came from.
>>73574876
I didn't even see that. That's great.
>>73574876
Now that's a cunt I'd vote for. Which I'll probably be able to. Because by then Canada will be a US territory.
After the fire burns down half the country.
I can't wait for Trump to bash Trudeau.
FRESH OC
R
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H
O
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This was my inspiration: http://www.salon.com/2016/05/05/its_not_about_sexism_camille_paglia_on_trump_hillarys_restless_bitterness_and_the_end_of_the_elites/
>>73577729
I wonder if he is upset that his song is about Trump now that is has a political context. He's pretty liberal and self hating whitey (jew) isnt he? The lyrics are pretty appropriate though
>fuck da haters
>look at all this money
>haters gettin mad
>we gon win
>we gon take over the world while these haters getting mad
>>73579173
Never think bad, think big, Trump is the same
Is Trump on any of the morning news shows this morning?
>>73579070
The man isn't Tesla. He needs his sleep. And don't worry anon, Trump only sleeps when he's finished his stumping for the day. Given it's the day before shoe-in primaries, sweet dreams.
>>73579016
Alright. Your best bet is to get popular one hit wonders and songs either recent or retro. We can re-write the lyrics together if you find me some songs. I am bad at this stuff too, but if we both try to find some catchy songs, I can do my best to rewrite some lyrics.
Just remember, stick to one hit wonders and pop. You did good with Smash Mouth. Maybe we can do something with the song "Someday" by Sugar ray.
>>73578533
Don't Stop Til You Get Enough remix pls
>>73574932
#ihopeshewithersinjail
>>73577932
Yeah but that song is fucking garbage Tiff. I thought it was gonna be Danny Brown and got my hopes up.
>>73578873
Has that been vandalized yet? Only time before some one does.
>>73579256
>Given it's the day before shoe-in primaries
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>73579037
Need my shitpost fix
>Need my shitpost fix
Need my shitpost fix
>Need my shitpost fix
Need my shitpost fix
>Need my shitpost fix
Need my shitpost fix
pic: recent favourite
>>73578533
Great job I kek'd heartily.
>>73579256
>Given it's the day before shoe-in primaries
What's the state? I stopped paying attention after he became the presumptive nominee.
>>73579233
Yeah the lyrics were interesting to me as well, I bet he feels bad but hopefully he turns around, maybe he could see how right he was?.
>>73579300
I wish Danny Brown made a Trump-related banger.
Rae Sremmurd's music is pretty meme worthy either way
>>73579261
I like that song, but All Star had that 'already a meme' quality to it that I think people latched on. I agree that the Trump song needs to be something that people latch on to, but also needs to be a normie meme to some degree.
>>73579317
I bet Trump has a long list of potential Hillary VP picks(from Manafort's "sources", and an attack based on their shady past lined up for every single one of them.
>>73577932
this is fucking sick
t. white person
>>73579330
I thought the ZimZam Trial was the biggest happening we'd ever have
New high energy dubs thread
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>>73579422
Kek has blessed this new thread
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>>73579359
>I stopped paying attention after he became the presumptive nominee.
I really hope there aren't a lot of Americans doing this, Cruz is probably banking on people not showing up to vote because they think Donald has already won.
>>73579359
It's WV and Nebraska
>>73577568
Some sandnigger stabbed 4 people in Germany shouting Allah akbar, killed one, that must be why.
PS : Under the terrace's corner, next to a cabin, rising his hand. To colour flashes too much, he's easy to spot.
BEST TRUMP SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6TtGPFwl8k
>>73579639
DONT BE A cuck
SEND THEM ALL HOME
Btw new thread over here
>>73579422
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>>73579422
Migrate to the new high energy dubs thread
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>>73576370
wow that was good
This is a friendly PSA: Now that Trump news will slow down don't force 24/7 constant generals, the increase in tripfagging, forced thread-only memes, threadly pastas and substanceless posting turns generals into cesspools of faggotry no one wants to be a part of aside from the mega-autists
see: /int/ generals, all of /vg/, Gamergate, Project Chanology etc. etc.
>>73575203
>fetal alcohol disease
Shit dude... you just ruined her for me.
>>73579501
I'm a fucking leaf and you're a shitposter. Who cares what we fucking do? Americans aren't that stupid. I hope.
>>73579822
This. Let things cool down a bit, go with the flow.
>>73576370
>0.5 speed
Holy shit my sides.
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