>convince the owners of Sealand to be granted citizenship and be able to live there
>raise a child and teach him the dangers of Islam and what he must do
>save up enough to rent a plane and buy some conventional explosives
>tell son to fly to Mecca and blow up their precious box
>son is technically a citizen of Sealand
>Muslims declare all out war on Sealand
Thoughts?
so then what happens to sealand? they get culturally enriched?
>>73563457
Once Muslims destroy Sealand they'll probably make up someone else who was 'involved' and declare war on them
>>73563403
Destroying their box is pointless.
They've already rebuilt it twice, and the thing inside of it is a piece of space rock.
>>73565080
They've never rebuilt it on decaying plutonium though.
>>73563403
Destroy their precious box. Turn the space into a pork rendering plant!
>>73565080
Steal the space rock.
>>73565252
You, I like you, med kit.
>>73563403
Oh the irony would be amazing. But we can do better. Get a very powerful dirty bomb. Load it into a modified commercial airplane that can carry and drop bombs undetected. Label it as belonging to a country we also hate, and have it bomb them. Better yet, load multiple bombs, and carpet bomb everything.
>>73565571
Ooh that could be fun.
>>73563403
Nice fantasy life you got there, Walter Mitty, I bet you got that kid without ever having to actually touch a woman, too.
>>73565571
Make sure to replace it, Indiana Jones Style, with a clump of dried up white dog turds and feed the rock to some hungry pig.
>>73563403
All muslims would stop and drop dead, haven't you watched star wars 1?
1. see rods from gods
2. satellite unit "malfunctions"
3. boom goes the cube
