http://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/selfie-taker-knocks-over-and-smashes-126-year-old-statue/ar-BBsQdLm
>The most recent evidence of it is a young man who climbed the façade of the Rossio train station in Lisbon to take a selfie with a statue of once-ruler of Portugal Dom Sebastiao, only to knock over the free-standing sculpture over and watch it shatter on the ground below.
>The 24-year-old, who has not been named by police, attempted to flee the scene but was stopped by officers and is expected to appear before a judge.
>Last year it was reported that several governments and regulatory bodies were beginning to treat the selfie as a serious threat to public safety, off the back of a number of grisly selfie-related deaths and injuries, including one in Russia where the photographer posed with a tiger.
>In Texas a 19-year-old father shot himself in the neck while taking a selfie, while in Yellowstone National Park officials have warned tourists taking selfies with bison not to get too close to the animals.
How do we stop selfies?
>>73560603
The question should be "How do we stop retards?"
>>73560709
remove all warning sings
We don't, we let nature take its course.
>>73560603
Smartphones ruined the internet, remove smartphones
Every selfie uses light to form the image. Ban light.
>In Texas a 19-year-old father shot himself in the neck while taking a selfie
>>73560603
>hating art
Typical Trump tard fascist. Selfies are a form of art. Da Vinci painted himself, that was a form of selfie. Vincent Van Gohg cut his ear off in an attempt to take the perfect selfie for his bae. Even Monet painting himself with those thousands of dots like all his paintings. Trying to ban art, like you're doing, is literally what led to Hitler killing 8 million Jews (according to recent estimates). Why do you want that to happen again?
>>73560709
why stop them?
they're a problem that take care of themselvves
>>73560603
>How do we stop selfies?
Remember those niggers that killed that endangered dolphin for selfies?
>>73561152
Because they're causing damage and endangering others. If they only killed themselves at home, that would be fine.
>>73560603
>Portuguese statue
Suddenly I care a lot less.
>>73560603
>>73561209
And to stop it, punish all woman/nigger behavior.
>>73560603
>How do we stop selfies?
Require women take selfie classes and obtain selfie licenses
>>73560709
let them selfie themselves to death
selfies are for sandniggers
>>73561075
Clearly someone who makes great decisions in life. Shame he didn't die before breeding.
>>73561152
>>73560709
I dont care when an idiot manages to get themselves killed taking a selfie, that's a win for everyone. But assholes who destroy stuff, endanger others, etc. should be publicly shamed, fined, and have their lives ruined for their bad behavior.
who remembers this?
selfies are for fags
>>73561152
this
>>73561377
too bad niggers can't off themselves before breeding desu senpai
more sandnigger selfies as they invade europe
>>73561434
I'm hereby replacing the word fag with Swede every time I post.
Fucking newswedes
>>73560963
I cringe every time I see a screenshot from a mobileposter here.
Mobileposting ruined 4chan almost as much as Chanology media exposure and Gaia interloping.
another reminder selfies are for giant fags
>>73561550
let us meme this int existence
http://www.technobuffalo.com/2016/05/07/california-screamin-disney-selfie-stick/
Ride had to be shut down and the whole ride had to be checked for any damages before it resumed.
Literally as you walk into Disney land, you're greeted with a sign that says no sticks.
>>73561636
"Oi mate could I bum a swede off o' ya?"
selfies are for niggers
remember that one that wasted TWO human heart transplants
>>73561780
Didn't this niggerswede die after getting that heart too?
>>73561729
what would cig packs be?
swisherswedens?
>>73561780
this one still pisses me off. i need to stop coming to this place
>>73561853
ye, kek
>>73561853
Yes, robbed an old woman and wrecked the car in a police chase. Absolute waste, and it all happened because of kike media pressure for "MUH RACISM".
more self-absorbed, try-hard dumbfucks and their stupid fucking selfies
tee hee
selfie
tee hee
look at me look at me
stop racism
im a good person
selfie selfie
everyone look at me hee hee
selfies r so cool
>>73561618
Damn this I'm with her shit is real? I thought it was a play on those dumb I'm with stupid shirts.
thank you mobile phones and kikebook
for this
thank you for self-absorbed retared kids and selfies
all of the cool, self-obsessed, egocentric assholes love selfies
>>73562226
another of that kike homo and his selfies
>>73562122
>Damn this I'm with her shit is real?
yep
every fucking day, what i thought was a meme on /pol/ turned out to be real. one day we will meme the end of the world into existence
>>73562226
>all of the cool, self-obsessed, egocentric assholes love selfies
pretty much this. glad some of them got caught.
a selfie is even better with a retarded meme nigger gesture
more self-centered shitbag kids that just LOOOOOOOVE their selfies
selfie selfie selfie
so topical and unique
look at this thing that i did! i'm such a riot!
i'm so brave.
like and favorite
look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me
i'm a trendsetter
i betchu wish you were as cool as me doing this thing i took a picture of myself doing
i betchu soo jealous
>>73560603
>>The most recent evidence of it is a young man who climbed the façade of the Rossio train station in Lisbon to take a selfie with a statue of once-ruler of Portugal Dom Sebastiao, only to knock over the free-standing sculpture over and watch it shatter on the ground below.
>>73562433
why do these retards insist on using their personal social media accounts and posting their own fucking faces when committing crimes? is PERSEC a completely foreign fucking concept for these sheltered delinquents?
I did some stupid shit when I was younger but made absolutely certain that my identity was never compromised.
>>73562089
>>73562117
>>73562180
>>73562254
Do these people know they're giving free publicity to Trump? I mean, these pics are circulating through a demographic of people that Trump camp thinks is lost. Seeing people from your own camp being idiots will definitely turn some people off and they'll go vote for the opposition.
>>73562379
>still stuffing her face with junk food even while stealing
Poor girl has some terrible genetics
i am so clever and thoughtful
>>73562683
You swedes will take in the ass like a Swede.
>>73560766
>yfw mexico disappears by next morning
>>73560603
Why do they always have so much trouble putting that stupid statue together? I could do it in two seconds.
>>73560603
Who the fuck Cares just because its old doesn't mean its great You know how many ruins are destroyed every day sure its cool but at the end of the day its still there Society needs to move on and rebuild.
remember another form of selfie cancer - "I NEED FEMINISM BECAUSE ----"
>>73560603
Hnnng, whyyyyyy. Hang him.
selfies: the instrument of fat fuck commies
>>73562180
That was some lame punk rock kid from Charlotte, all the punk kids here are from the really rich neighborhoods (how do you think he was close to so many Trump signs)
a selfie will help me make my point!!!!
>>73562982
>make multiple poor real estate investments
> we are le 99% XDDDDDDDDD
>>73561550
I'm with you tyrone.
i think just about all, if not all selfies i encounter here is of some faggot attention-whoring liberal(s)
even hideous fat fucks utilize selfies to act like they matter
you TOO can picket an abstract, made up, kike boogeyman now, AND from the comfort of your own living room
fat fuck selfie cyberpicket lines
>>73561255
Illetrated animal :^)
He should be forced to work at the museum for free for 365 days as punishment. So he learns the value of artifacts and national treasures.
>>73562319
Trumpswedes are just as retarded as shillswedes.
teach your offspring at an early age to selfie
>>73560603
>Portugal
ahahaha
>>73561209
Wrong story, dolphin was already dead. Still kinda fucked up, taking a picture with it... but it was dead. Sensationalist bullshit.
>>73563514
Are you still butthurt about Goa, what are you gonna do about it swede.
>>73563584
>butthurt about Goa
Why should I be? Isn't it Portugal's job?
>>73560603
>once-ruler of Portugal
>>73563384
Look at this swede from Faggot. Most pathetic country on the planet filled with swede cucks.
>>73562122
>modeled on "I'm with stupid"
>red arrow pointing right
>looks like a hospital sign
>emphasizes gender card
It's a masterpiece.
>>73563537
Source? Because everything I find says the dolphin was alive, a few say they pulled it out of the water claiming to try and save it.
>>73561618
Wait so he got a selfie when someone else could take the picture anyway? What the fuck? That's so fucking stupid. We're they posing as getting a selfie for the other picture or something? Why not just fucking look at the camera and not the phone?
Fucking clappyfat Hillary supporters.
>>73562226
>>73562254
>Steal people's property
>Harass people at rallies
>"Trump is bad, mkay?"
>>73563857
That webm is from Braga...
>>73564031
Del[braga]bai, India.
>>73560603
>>In Texas a 19-year-old father shot himself in the neck while taking a selfie
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3219652/Teen-father-two-19-dies-accidentally-shooting-posing-gun-selfie.html
Fucking racist ass cracka gun, BAN ALL GUNS NOW!
HOW MANY BEIBES ARE GONNA HAVE TO DIE IN TRAGIC SELFIE ACCIDENTS BEFORE WE BAN GUNS
#blacklivesmatter
>>73565213
Why couldn't he just unload the gun?
>>73565213
>black
>19
>father of two
>implying he was going to be there anyway
>>73565213
HE DINDU NUFFIN HE A GUD BOI NEED MO MONEI FOH DEM PROGRAMS.
>>73565374
Why couldn't he point the gun away from himself?
>>73563350
This is for you, Espana.
>>73565213
>>73565374
>>73565457
>accidentally shooting himself
>the gun suddenly went off
kek what is a negligent discharge dumb nigger had no idea how to handle a firearm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YqcvuRRggM
>>73565374
because niggers are inherently retarded, look at the average IQ for african countries they hover 65-85
for white people that qualifies as mentally retarded, to niggers that is normal, also keep in mind that our american dindus are decedents of slaves that were bred for strength not intelligence, compounded with the fact that the african sold the jewish slave traders, criminal niggers who were now slaves, so basically american niggers are a special breed of stupid
>>73560603
Remember planking? Killed a bunch of retards too, let them have their darwin awards.
>>73565402
That's a good point.
>>73565662
i cringe every time i watch that, god told him to go fuck himself that day
>>73561599
what do you do while in bed trying to fall asleep
>>73563178
The smug look of that one in the middle... kill me.
>>73560603
>In Texas a 19-year-old father shot himself in the neck while taking a selfie
Oh texas, never change
>>73560603
Well on the bright side 126 years is pretty much yesterday when it comes to European history and even then it's only Portuguese history so it's not like it matters.
>>735662>>73566220
>>73566220
i thought i was the only one who wanted to punch his face to a pulp
>>73566279
fun fact he was a nigger
>>73566328
heh always a good fake to laugh at
sadly though pic related is not fake
>>73560709
T-4.
>>73566569
I'm not a premed and I know that looks nothing like a fucking nasal cannula. Why did that nigger think his lazy attempt at deception would succeed?
>>73565374
>>73565662
>Police are still trying to figure out where the gun came from.
>Smith's cousin was in the apartment at the time, in a different room, and told police that they had found the gun earlier in the day.
You racist, fascist beasts! It's clear the beibe just spontaneously """""found""""" the gun.
>Deleon Alonso Smith was at his apartment in southwest Houston at approximately 1:30pm when the gun suddenly went off and hit him in the throat and he died.
>the gun suddenly went off and hit him in the throat and he died.
Clearly, this is a symptom of a systemic gun problem: these KKK white supremacist racist guns need to be banned!
Off to the streets, fellow BLM protesters, burn those crackas down until they learn!
>>73565427
>chose to kill himself instead of having to go to school then get a job
>>73566569
Is it really fake? I don't know how to recognize photoshop, but i would like to learn.
May my meme offering be enough
>>73566951
guns are racist motherfuckers and specifically target minorities to exterminate their superior melanin enriched genetics
>>73567028
yea the shit is computer generated, looks a little too cheesy but just good enough to fool ya,happens a lot with that clip
>>73566885
see my earlier post t>>73565696
>>73563838
>>73563537
Nah it was alive. Another woman tried to grab and pull a swan out of the water to take a selfie with it.
Blame social media behind all this shit. Another win for the Jews.
>>73567275
The arm waving of the guy with the beret was real looking, and i liked how the chimp raised the gun over its head like a sandnigger. But the recoil probably should have knocked over the chimp via surprise.
>>73566328
And so, current, post-whitey Mozambique was born.
>>73565660
Yeah, """thanks""", shabbos goy.
>>73568243
>>73568438
>>73568460
>>73568528
>your country gets to have A FUCKING AK -47 IN THEIR FLAG
>But it turns into shit
Decision decisions
>>73568775
OMG u racis, it's clear Southern Africa as a whole is now 200% more vibrant, progressive and diverse!
>>73568975
Sheeit.
>>73563350
>Illetrated
Kill yourself.
>>73569177
Jokes on you, he was pretending to not get it
>>73569052
South Africa is a lost cause, it is known
>>73560603
>selfie-related death
How much of a failure of a human being do you have to be to accomplish this?
>>73565213
>found gun earlier
>decides to pose with it for a selfie
>doesn't bother checking if it's loaded
>has finger on trigger and discharges
The stupidity is astounding but not surprising.
>>73561599
I can't get standard internet out here. Eat shit.
>>73569229
Jokes on you, I was pretending he was not pretending to not get it.
>>73569255
OMG dass racis, we all know that ever since saint/freedom fighter Mandela removed whitey from office, everything got better.
The only option
>free-standing sculpture
>free-standing sculpture
They were asking for it
we need like a selfie assassin, or like selfie-senses to punch and weed out the fuckers
>>73562319
I was at a friend's college graduation and saw tons of people doing this dumb pose on stage at the part they had set up for pictures. I wonder how they will feel later on in life when they look at their graduation pics in which they can't see their fucking face.
>>73569890
They themselves kill themselves greatest ally. Although it sucks when the destroy history.
>>73561550
NEW MEME
FORCE IT
>>73570761
what swedishness is this?
>>73560709
Limit their use to technology for one
>>73561550
You're an ultra Swede I hope you know that, you make Weedman seem straight
>>73560603
>having any cartridges whatsoever in your gun when you pose with it
natural selection will breed this trait out hopefully
>>73566220
I'd fuck every single one of them.
![deadly-selfie[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MoNwZPz.jpg "deadly-selfie[1]")
![55e76fd8c36188f6258b45b0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RH9d1jF.jpg "55e76fd8c36188f6258b45b0[1]")
![2d7df0y[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qTiWVbg.jpg "2d7df0y[1]")
![safe-900x450[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/w58Ljtg.jpg "safe-900x450[1]")
![635767350190780415-selfie[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Q0VJcmU.jpg "635767350190780415-selfie[1]")
![Nasalprongs[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/U01QZeD.jpg "Nasalprongs[1]")
![msn-gun-firing[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lnmy8Lk.jpg "msn-gun-firing[1]")
