So /pol/ I just joined the USMC in order to fuck some shit up, will I achieve that goal? Will we go to war in the next 4 years?
>>73552048
>wanting to go to war for jews
Kill yourself faggot, hope you step on an IED
>>73552238
Typical /pol/ response. I just wanna know if I'll be able to slay some bodies.
>>73552048
Very likely, you might get to fight in Europe, maybe even domestically.
Should have joined Special Forces then you homewrecking redneck
>>73552048
We won't have a war anytime soon so you're going to do fuck all except witness political correctness fuck the effectiveness of the military
You joined just in time to get "I missed the big one" tattooed across your chest.
>>73552048
You're going to get deployed to Okinawa or Darwin your life will be shit and you will waste your money on alcohol and cheap woman.
You will leave broke physically and financially and complain to everyone about how shitty it was.
You will miss it keenly when you're older and remember the good times, when people tell you're they're thinking of signing up you will feel a touch of pride and laugh at the pain they're bringing onto themselves.
That's your military career in a nutshell
>>73552048
Next president will probably start making some moves. Obongo cooled it to not ruin his legacy. Looks like Hillary is getting in and she's quite the war hawk so hooah
>>73552862
If I'm elected president we'll be killing all the jews in Israel for attacking the USA on 9/11.
>>73552695
>implying faggots didnt say this exact shit in like 2007
shut the fuck up
OP will enjoy being in kebab land doing menial shit most likely
unless he gets infantry and gets to shoot indiscriminately at some tree line
and then come back home and tell "war stories"
>>73552048
Should have waited till 2022. War with china starts in 2024.
>>73552048
Haliburton thanks you for laying down your life in defense of their profit margin
>>73552366
>fighting for the jews meme
I mean you will be able to remove kebab man.
good luck pally
>>73552527
I got news or you. A huge war is coming. US budget runs out of money for obligatory spending around 2030. Interest on debt becomes higher than total revenues around 2030. Russia and China just got off the Petro dollar. The Petro dollar is the only thing that is keeping us from a ruined economy.
Even cucked nations like Sweden, and most of the EU are already setting stage as Russia being evil bad man.
Woman and gay rights are just so no one can avoid the draft.
Also half the reason for accepting refugees is to have a supply of cannon fodder.
>>73552048
Marines are nothing but memes
Literally the worst branch you could have joined
>>73556754
>be able to remove kebab
>were still at war in the ME
wew
>>73552048
Honestly, you picked the perfect time, if Trump comes into office you're either guaranteed to get some or you'll be onw of the first Marines to actually serve their country and not get involved in the kikes military adventures.
My time in was more like the movie Jarhead, get deployed and just like you I wanted to kill some hajis but ended up just sitting At the border of Iraq watching actual operators punch out to go remove kebab while I roast.
If Trump gets elected I might actually consider reenlisting, make up for being a Marine during "The Obama Years".
Fuck I probably just won't tell anyone I was in ever again just so I don't have to say I was in while Obeezy was president
>>73558031
>being the first to die for Trump
You fuckers really are brainless
lets hear it cucks...
>>73552048
In my experience every 6 hours of meaningless labor is rewarded with 2 minutes of total awesomeness in the Marines.
30 minutes of awesome? You do the math.
>>73552048
You're about 10 years too late.
>>73558031
>image.jpg
>>73552048
If you had joined the Foreign Legion you'd get to murder niggers in Africa and get away with it.
>>73558576
the french foreign legion is literally niggers from africa and sandniggers mostly
>>73552366
Yeah, you'll go to war.
You'll also see how fucked up and dysfunctional the USMC really is, how shitty most of the leadership is, and how fucking horrible it really is to have someone else controlling 100% of your life, to the point where they can order you to your death.
But I'm assuming you haven't even gone to the island yet, so you're still excited about it, like everyone always is. Do yourself a favor and drop out of the DEP. Or if you can't find it in yourself to do that, take a non-combat arms MOS. Eventually you'll realize how good this advice was- take it or leave it.
t. a former Marine
>>73552048
Get used to having a 100 pounds on your back everywhere you go. I see so many newfags go home because they can't hump the pack. This is no pre school what i wanna be when i grow up dream.
>>73552048
Enjoy your PTSD welfare queen
Yes goy die for Iseral hehe
>>73552238
Aren't you an edgelord? Wishing death upon those who directly defend you.Sure USA has ties to Israel but it doesn't change the fact that the American military is USA's direct defense.
>another poor white trash falls for the military meme
Enjoy having fully grown men yell at you because you have no self respect or direction.
Iseral thanks you for your generous donation of your life
>>73552048
Hope you don't have a girlfriend, but then again you are on 4chan.
>>73555062
>implying war with nuclear powers will ever happen
nah
>>73552048
Enjoy eating MREs every day and using hand-me-down equipment from the army.
>>73558031
what are you talking about? Trumps policies limit using military force. Shillary is the one who's hungry for war
>>73559071
>American soldiers
>Defending America
KEK
Maybe you mean Mr. Goldberg's business interests.
>>73552048
No you will not. The only guys doing shit and it will be like this for the next 10 years are spec ops/forces. You would see combat if you weren't a dumbass and chose to go SEALs in the navy or join army and go for rangers. The marines MARSOC aren't even doing anything because of how unorganized and messy they are when it comes to operations. You joined the dumbest branch, and I'm sorry to say the bootcamp is no harder than the Army. I've been in both and I can say the army is 10x better. Marines are only different because any dumbass hick can join with an ASVAB score of 29
>>73552366
>Typical /pol/ response. I just wanna know if I'll be able to slay some bodies.
Typical Militarized jew response. I just wanna know if i'll be slain like those i have slain before me.
enjoy your "MUH FREEDOMS" America is dead, and has been dead since WWII.
There is no fighting for THE people or your countries freedom it's fighting for the corporations masters.
>>73552855
Get out of my head. feels batman.
>>73559472
Let's be real.Terrorist have made direct threats to the United States.Countries too, have declared war.So, what would you do if terrorists or some foreign enemies were at your door?Would you regret wishing for the demise of American soldiers for the sake of being edgy on an image board?
>>73559071
It's shilly in here, someone turn on the heater.
>>73559363
>Trumps policies limit using military force.
How is he going to deport all the muslims and mexicans without military force?
Also, he said he would increase military spending.
>>73559697
Terrorists don't know on your door to attack you idiot, most are stopped by the FBI, not the military.
If a foreign army is already at my doorstep then it's already too fucking late, seeing as how I didn't join any guerilla group and they actually invaded America.
I will never regret wishing for the demise of a Jew soldier, they are pawns and nothing more. They help nobody.
>>73552048
Enlisted here, ship to San Diego Dec.4
>>73552048
You must've learnt to be a sick ass military operator dude from all those hours playin CoD, huh bruh?
>>73560168
lmao who are you fighting there? philosphy majors? kek >american army
>>73559506
Also in the Marine Corps i was an 0311 rifleman, which is what I assume you are going in and the Army 11B guys were better shots and more professional than we were. When I join the Army after 4 years of the headache called the USMC I was 12B combat engineer. I loved it a lot more the the Marines. I also found the Drill Seargant to be meaner and in better shape than my PI DI. Trust me go for any other branch, the marines are just and overrated group of dumbasses
>>73560275
Basic training at San Diego, maplenigger.
>>73559636
It's good Ameribro, it might of sucked ass but I'll never regret joining.
>>73552048
Technically if Trump is elected troops will be deployed against ISIS on Syrian ground so yes, even if Trump isn't elected the situation will only get worse and a war will inevitably break off, it's a win-win situation if you really want to fight in a war.
>>73560612
You do realize ISIS has already lost most of their control in the region right?
The whole thing will be over in a year or two
>>73552048
You should have enlisted in the army or special forces. You're basically the navy's security guards.
>>73552366
You may, or you may be amongst the 20000 that didn't return from Iraq on their own two feet. It's a game of luck that anybody can loose any moment really.
>>73559618
>t. couldn't pass a prt
>"I-IM SUCCESSFUL, I DONT NEED TO F-FIGHT FOR THE JEWS! SO W-WHAT IF I BROKE THE SCALE"
>>73552048
you joined the marines so it's more likely that you're gay
>>73552048
Your going to get sent to Okinawa, Japan
Your going to spend money on CoCos (best curry), DejaVu, ChiChis (both strip clubs), $40 taxi rides to Naha, going to araha beach, vising american village over and over, Hiji falls, you will sign up for the mudrun, endlessly wandering kokusai street, Gate 2 street is still a mess, you WONT get a car until you pick up CPL or SGT, you WONT be able to leave base without a liberty buddy, you WONT be able to stay out in town past midnight or 1am thats if you dont get liberty secured because of someones mistake causing an international incident
Theres only three things you will find in Okinawa
>Alcohol
>Gym
>Religion
pick one
You might get lucky and come home with a nice 9/10 asian waifu
>>73552048
USMC is in peacetime, special forces are all that do shit around this time.
Marines operate but not nearly as much.
>>73563778
That's the army, statistically.
>>73552366
It not as great as you think for the things you think it is.
>>73560013
thats an issue for the national guard/coast guard you dumb cunt
if you want to see action, do that or join your local police department.
>>73559340
desu tho, the MRE review videos on YT make that shit look delicious.
>>73560013
What is the border patrol? ICE?
>>73563812
no it's the marines because they attract 'oorah' jock type morons so there's actually a lot of closet gays who go into the marines
I know people in every branch and even the marines say there are more fags in the corp
>>73557538
Fag
>>73564981
open carries to let everyone know to take him out first
>>73565637
>>73557538
marine's aren't even a real branch
they're literally the meat shields for the navy
since they're a subdivision if a marine gets mercd his family gets a letter from the navy
>>73560013
>>73564537
Border Patrol and ICE are homeland security
I feel like INS would be in charge of operation wetback though
>>73565839
Like anyone gives a fuck where the letter comes from
>>73552048
ive been working out a lot just because i know we're going back to iraq when trump wins.
i honestly dont care if i die, at least i died removing kebab.
>>73564981
Why do cucks get so triggered the second they see anyone in the army. Its still not too late for you to become a man you know.
>medical school
Yeah sure, all you do is shitpost on social media for a living.
>>73559618
>not wanting to remove kebab
>>73566283
>he wants to kill people for no reason
Hope you get your legs blown off and your wife gets BLACKED while you're in war
>>73566500
Friendly reminder that Christians got BTFO in each Crusade
>>73566822
>kill people for no reason
i have plenty of reasons to kill ISIS members
I dont have a wife you cuck
Sooner than you think, after Trump
>>73567050
You won't kill any ISIS members you dumb cuck, the whole thing will be over in a year or two.
Once the Iraqis take Mosul it's pretty much over.
At most you'll get to invade some other nation for Mr Goldberg and drive over an IED. Just know nobody back home will respect you or honor your death, your corpse should be spit on.
Good thing you dint have a wife, never breed you literal nigger
>>73566209
I couldn't hear you over the sound of the black dick in your fag marine mouth
>>73560040
wew lad you're a fucking retard
>>73560354
What kinda fag says basic training?? It's recruit training or boot camp
>>73567360
Not an argument you faggot jew lover
I bet you would send your kids to defend Israel
>>73567149
faggot
>dying for american degenerates
>>73552048
Be stationed at camp lejeune. You will get some!
>>73552048
There probably wont ever be a war, sadly. But if I'm wrong, and I sure as hell hope I am, you'll be one of the first in. Godspeed, Ameribro.
>>73567554
>drawing shitty cartoons
Fuck off MudGook
>>73565839
Yes Marines are a department of the Navy, the men's department
>>73565430
no, army has the most gays because the army has the most people, even the navy has less fags than the army
>>73552048
>>73558879
If you can't hump a ruck you gotta go back
>>73561104
i don't understand... why come onto a politic board if you have NO idea how the middle east works like this poster
>>73565430
Theres a lot of butthurt in this post, shit the butthurt is just emanating off of it.
Lets bask in it
>>73567640
cocksucker
>>73567953
The Middle East works through influence, the fight against ISIS will be done.
The Jews and Oil Jews through Amerkca will create another war later.
>>73567470
Everyone calls it basic are you retarded?
>>73567690
well if you're going by actual count and not density then sure
>marines are still fucking gay
>oorah
>>73568116
you are sorely mistaken if you think ISIS will simply "disappear"
another radical group fills it's spot and this is the result of mindless mongoloid imperialism by early 19th & 20th century europeans
>>73568034
well it is a marine post
so the topic IS butthurt
>>73568191
ISIS the GROUP will disappear idiot, that's my point. I acknowledge there will be another group like them. Just as before ISIS there was the Taliban.
>>73568213
You oughta enlist then, seem right up your alley.
>>73552048
enjoy your ptsd after seeing friends get killed, and your legless torso from that roadside bombing. it's nowhere near call of duty; you won't respawn after getting killed. you'll be out there scared shitless for your life and then one wrong move, BAM your head has been blasted clean off of your shoulders. plus fighting and killing for all the wrong reasons will guarantee you some punishments in the afterlife.
Haven't read any posts ITT yet. I'm here to tell you, as a current infantry marine, do not fucking do it. If you must, don't join infantry, and if you must join infantry join as an officer.
There is very little pride in being a marine anymore. We have a great, amazing military tradition, but the marines today are not the marines who stormed Iwo Jima or fought immeasurable odds in the chosin reservoir. Save a couple acts of heroism in fallujah the marine corps isn't what it used to be. Being a peacetime grunt is just a life of wading through an ocean of bullshit. The only thing keeping me going anymore is the fact that I'll get to go to college for free after this.
What MOS did you choose devil dick?
>>73568325
endless proxy wars until they happen to switch to western influence which isn't happening anytime soon
i would like to say we stay isolationists, but it's clear that the middle east will implode with the force of 500 uranium bullet dicks without big daddy supervision
>>73568333
nah, I'll be convicted of warcrimes after executing random muslims
or injecting/spraying pigs blood all over them
>>73567284
hahaha stay mad cuck
>>73568367
LOL fallujah was the biggest clusterfuck of the iraq war entirely due to the usmc
city surrounded, lets starve them out
>nah fuck it, we marines gun go house to house
>>73566304
haha you're not wrong im in medical school I look at 4chan more than systematic reviews
>>73552048
I would only join if we had civil war between the Liberals. I would hope the Military would be on our side
>>73568520
>he's also a Drumpflet
Kek
Keep worshipping your kike-loving overlord
>>73568756
>worshipping
projecting much, stay insecure faggot.
>>73552048
>Joining the USMC
>Fighting for the tyrannical Federal government that spies on your phone calls 24/7 and strips you of your rights bit by bit, day by day.
>Not joining the CSMC
I hope you fucking get blown to pieces in a Katyusha or die from a trenchfoot from sitting in shit-filled ditched in Ukraine you fucking government shill.
>>73568510
I take that back, you should try PMC
They get the cool shit AND they do what they want
>>73552048
>joins peace time Marine Corps
Enjoy your field days and all of your moto facebook photoshoots you fucking faggot.
t. OIF/OEF 0621
>>73568588
>lel just starve out one of the largest cities in Iraq
Yep because you're smarter than the generals who planned the op right lance corporal?
>>73568802
Sure thing kiddo, save those tears for me come November
>>73568860
>lol join a branch that doesn't exist fag
Lol wat
>>73552048
>be me
>college or serve muh USA
>love muh USA, join army
>joina army infantry
>train real hard
>ship with injury
>make it 6 weeks in before my shit goes snap city
>broken shin, also both shins littered with stress fractures
>severe stress fracture near femoral artery that threatens I bleed out if it gets worse
>told I would need to sit inna TRADOC holding camp for 8-14 months
>do this for 2 months
>getting smoked on profile with random 0200-0400 wake ups
>in a unit meant to be for healing
>take a chapter
>out in 1 month
>everyone calls me a faggot and quitter
>walk my crutch-using ass onto a plane and drink the fruitiest shit they serve on planes
>on my 4th five guys burger for the day
>all music sounds beautiful
To this day, the day I left Fort Benning is the greatest day of my life. Almost got a handie in an abandoned terminal, everything was awesome, got high on benadryl. Shit was cash.
And that was my army experience. I'm going to law school next fall. No regrets. You guys get too serious about shit desu famalam
>>73568588
>being this mad that we literally removed kebab from an entire city one killhouse at a time
>>73569228
Where the fuck is that Turkposter when you need him?
>>73558816
10/10 advice.
t. Marine
>>73552048
Why don't they wear helmets?
>>73569166
Definitely not as brutal as the marines, but I got tired of having run-ins with Sergents with chips on their shoulders.
Everyone also seems to be obsessed with thinking that they are scary too.
>guy comes up to me
>"are you scared of me"
>"what, where did that come from. No, not really?"
Happened to me 3 times with different people.
>>73569066
>kiddo
stay insecure manchild
Alright serious responses only. Is it a good decision to join the reserves? I already work a full time office job. I think the training could be useful in case of any happenings. Also i do basically nothing on the weekend so it might be fun.
>>73570139
Doesnt seem like it would hurt tbqhf
>>73552048
>go to really nice restaurant with family
>a gaggle of marines are there drunk, swearing, and doing some kind of faggot military chant because it's their only identity
>manager says nothing because "dey good bois, thank you for your service, dog bless"
It was fucking annoying and even my Army friend said they were fucking faggots.
>>73570139
I'm the guy above. Do it, if only for the life experience.
I went though basic and endured a few exercises then got out.
>>73552048
>Missed 2001 invasion of Afghanistan
>Missed 2003 Invasion of Iraq
>Missed 2005-2009 Insurgency Surge
>Missed 2011 Afghanistan Surge
Enjoy Okinawa or Hawaii stupid shit you fucking pog
starving the enemy is a legitimate military tactic so why not
>it's all the moot point since it was a waste to go into the middle east in the first place, let the hajis keep mercing eachother
>>73560335
>marines first
>my drill sergeant...
the Marine Corps is the only branch that requires prior service to go to boot camp again. Nice try.
>>73570994
actually depends on how long you've been out suger tits.
Master chief already fucked everything up, dipshit.
>>73552048
My friend joined the Rangers in 2004 because he wanted to kill people and break stuff and feel like billy badass. He got shot twice, and has fucked up knees for life now, but he got to kill people and break stuff.
Marines you may be less likely to do these things personally, but if you're enough of an edgelord I'm sure you can find an MOS to make it happen.
>>73566822
>Muslims
>people
>>73569166
>all music sounds beautiful
I didn't chapter out but this is very true. First time i heard radio after i left sand hill was amazing.
>>73567489
Jesus, someone is extra edgy today.
>>73558816
How's the intelligence MOS?
>>73558816
Doc here. This is true.
>>73552048
Seriously just go to /k/ and /meg/ threads. All you'll get from /pol/ is
>HURR WELFARE QUEEN
>KEK
>FIGHTING FOR JEWISH OVERLORDS
If you want to be a fucking killer then by all means go for it. You get free college too. A lot of guys join jut to be able to legally kill someone.
>>73552048
Try to get stationed at 29 Palms, 7th Marines and the units attached to them are always in the pipeline for deployments. It's not as bad as everyone says. Also, fuck you boot.
>>73552048
you are now aiding the globalist agenda nice job faggot
>>73552366
Actual Marine Here, With that state of mind you'll be scrubbing toilets for the next 4 years or however log your term of enlistment is.
>>73552855
You don't get "deployed" to Okinawa. You get Stationed on Okinawa.
>>73572751
7 months UDP's are a thing now. It's aexatly as gay as it sounds.
>>73552048
Where did you get that pic? Last i heard I wasn't supposed to admit that base anthe motorcycle boys existed.
Also you will more than likely never be marsoc. And even if you do be ome marsoc uou will hate it. Specops do horrible missions that the smart hate and the dumb just accept. I used to clear for dem bois. They literally protected poppie fields.
>>73560013
Marines can't be deployed on US soil you dumb cunt. Back in ye good ole days the pres could get away with that for "riot control" because congress and average americans were stupid cunts. The Pres would never get away with that shit today.
>>73569166
seems like you literally prepared to fail
why the fuck would you show up for that with lower extremity injuries?
how useless
>>73563811
>Theres only three things you will find in Okinawa>Alcohol>Gym>Religionpick one
Why not all 3. I remember a few days back in Lejeune I was drunk in church ( from the night/morning before ) wearing weight bands and a weight vest.
>>73563811
>$40 taxi rides to Naha,
Jesus is that all. From Courthouse bay (camp Lejeune) it was an $80 taxi just to mainside.
>>73572867
The last class i ever taught in the army was how to search american civilian vehicles. This was to a sapper company back in 2011.
Keep believing that the very government that posse comitatus protects you from will enforce it when they want control.
I am not kidding. The last class i ever taught in the army was what is and is not acceptable when searching american civilian's cars.
>>73572829
eod?
>>73573021
Because I was 18 and recruiters.
"If you don't fucking ship everyone will hate you, the army will have wasted gorillions, you will never accomplish anything in life", etc. Recruiters are scum.
So I shipped with a pretty busted leg and got 6 weeks out of it + some damage.
To this day it hurts to run on.
>>73573240
I was a sapper but we were a sapper eod mixed unit
I know exactly where that pic was taken and last i heard dem bois didn't oficially exist. But that was many years ago.
>>73573417
shut up jessica. go role play on /x/.
>>73568325
Taliban still exists, they fight IS in Afghanistan
>>73573678
Ok. I know that on the right is a 200 foot cliff. I know what river is over there. I can tell you where the helo drop is in their base. Yea drop. Last time i was there it wasn't a landing area. I can tell you about the great 2010 convoy that got stuck there until we showed up to clear. A base full of marsoc and oda faggots but we have to get them out.....
I know that base well.
>>73557062
Russia ftw
>>73552048
In 4 years? Very probably you'll be involved in the war against Israel. Congrats!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ8h1USNuNk
>>73552048
There's a 50/50 chance you'll get rekt too.
If Trump wins I'm joining the air force and stationing at Minot nuclear missile base
>>73552048
>>73552366
Good goy
>>73572515
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>73557062
God it must be great being as much of a faggot as you are.
holy shit I dont even have to lose weight to join the air force
5'9" - 186lb
I just can't gain anymore
>>73570793
>Missed 1991 Persian Gulf War
>Missed Invasion of Panama
>Missed Invasion of Grenada
>Missed Invasion of Lebanon
>Missed Vietnam War
>Missed Invasion of Dominican Republic
>Missed Korean War
>Missed Pacific Campaign WW2
>Missed WW1
>Missed Banana Wars
>Missed American Civil War
Goddamnit why do our ancestors get to fight all the cool wars?
>>73569117
>Implying it won't exist again.
Soon...
>>73552048
I knew massive faggots like you in the Navy who had no real fucking concept of what their job really entailed.
>fuckiers literally watched Top Gun and decided to join
>they think as a BM they'll somehow see action
>this retarded/
>>73573237
>The last class i ever taught in the army was what is and is not acceptable when searching american civilian's cars.
>in the Army
The natty guard is technically army you dumb fuck and they CAN be deployed on us soil. Most army flunk have a high chance of transitioning into the nasty guard.
Also Civilians are on base, vehicle checks do happen on base, also on deployment you stand a high chance of doing vehicle searches at check points. I've seen your vehicle check classes. They have never been "American" specific.
>>73564422
>desu tho, the MRE review videos on YT make that shit look delicious.
Eat them for a solid month and you wil hate life like you have never hated anything ever before. You would literally raw fuck a cactus for a fucking strip of bacon over an MRE if given the choice.
>>73552366
>This post
Made me smile, thanks.
>>73573321
You're a fucking dumbass. They literally have to wait for you to heal before you ship if you tell them you have an injury. you have no obligation until you get on that bus until then you are completely free to back out.
