Get in here Goyim, we're poaching the dragon.
S H E M I T A H
>>73547947
Don't be scared.
40 minutes
>>73547043
Ah, what's up?
what habeding?
>>73548550
n-noth'n much...
>>73548550
>>73548577
China's stock market might begin stalling again
>>73548614
heh, you alright shitposter?
>>73547043
Goyim here, prepared to do whatever the Jewish overlords need in return for a handful of shekels.
>>73548679
Oh, I thought you referencing Louis Theroux, kek. I'm doing great man, you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv_lTYQlEMg
>>73548666
This is interesting. Continue.
Wait. What's happening?
I missed these threads. September was a blast.
>>73548842
in september 2015 the stock market dropped some 20%, and the goverment brought it back up, in January 2016, both the US and China did the same thing. Last night, the market shit its pants and now we are waiting to see if it is sick again
>>73548981
my bad i thought this pic was jackson shitting on the banks
>>73548981
I hope you got some gold my nigga, the great reset is coming.
>>73549192
>hope you got some gold my nigga,
u have no idea
>>73549312
>u have no idea
Fuck off, Chaim
BUY IN
Can we get a couple PRAISE KEKs to get the meme magic flowing?
>>73550127
Conserve your mana for now, the market doesn't open for another 15 minutes yet.
http://www.google.com/finance?cid=7521596
starting now
>>73551621
Sorry I am dumb, what am I suppose to be looking for?
>>73551704
click 1d on the top-left of the graph, watch the line go up and down. hold on to your butt.
>>73551900
thank you
soon
>>73551960
no worries m8
red
>>73548805
What an obscure refrence
>>73553054
It's a pretty popular meme on /tv/, sorry.
How's it been doing lately?
Shouldn't they be doing better since their gold backed yuan move?
Is this what you thought would happen?
>>73553210
>since their gold backed yuan move
this hasnt happened yet
MARKET CRASH WHEN
>>73553530
25 minutes into the day with a 15 minute delay
Praise Kek
>>73553650
Im dumb I dont understand senpai
dont mind me
>>73547043
Are you guys actually trading, or are you just sitting there staring at charts?
>>73554302
Yes
>>73554347
I'm gonna take that as a no.
>>73554302
yes
>back in the red
kek
KEK
K E K
>>73554819
praise kek
>>73554819
is in the red below that red line?
and praise kek
>>73548805
>>73553054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEo
D
.E.....TB
..A...A..O
...DC......U
...............N
................C
.................E
HERE WE GO
>>73553940
I really like that image, mind if I save it?
>>73554984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjQnN8L3pXE
>>73555287
topkek do you know which documentary these are from?
>>73555438
Louis Theroux's autism documentaries.
>>73555490
thanks senpai, wasn't sure if it was that or medicated kids
When doe the chinese government start dumping money into the market and what kind of reserves do they have?
Anyone have the link to the shitposting Chinese stream?
>>73555751
Enough gold to float them for a while
>>7555023
NIRP
I
R
P
No real shit will go down as long as governments can interfere and stall it
and they can stall forever
>>73555870
Damn. How many percentage points down in one day is considered really bad? 2%, 5%?
>>73556155
2% really isn't that terrible, it's the slow bleed that adds up to be bad i.e. 10% over a week. In a day anything more than 3% is bad and at 7% breakers shut down the market prematurely
>>73556155
Anything that isn't growth is bad, really.
Happening would be 4-5%, actually happening would be 6+%
>>73556155
in september and jan it was like 3% a day over a long period of time
And we're positive again
>>73556982
back down again
>>73557626
I'm seeing a +7 and futures up
Hang Seng approaching below 20,000 points for the first time since early march
Where do I even buy physical gold? I found a place in toronto but they are telling me that I have to order it onli onli I don't trust pajeets with my bank info
>>73557748
yeah, it was down for like 10 seconds and I posted too quickly
>>73557821
Online or cash for gold places, but it's a sellers market / you need to really know your gold
>>73557886
Gotta give it to the chinks they're trying their hardest
someone post the chinese IRC website.
>>73558159
they certainly have determination, it's quite impressive. This sort of determination is rivalled only by Sisyphus.
>>73558276
And mad max
>>73559504
Yes, and Mad Max.
>>73559781
Is he like a national icon to you guys, no joke?
>>73559888
Haha, not at all to be honest. He's is an iconic character to us, to be fair; but there isn't Mad Max lookalike contests or anything. In all reality, we don't have any national icons, now that Steve Irwin is dead.
F
>>73560099
Never forget. That's a shame tho, I just assumed that's what most ausies aspired to be. I know when the happening happens Australia is my plan for that very reason
NOODLEBREAK, trade resumes in ~90 minutes.
>>73560257
Most Aussies don't really have any aspiration to be anything, in terms of rolemodels or ideal people. We just get jobs and families and that's it.
When the Happening happens, I'd probably go a little bit Mad Max, but I'd just stay south of the desert in unclaimed forests. You'd really have to know what you're doing, in terms of finding food, if you were to camp Mad Max style in the desert if there were a Happening. The weather can be quite brutal out there too.
>>73560552
I grew up in a survivalist compound south of Nevada hah so I'm hoping some of the skills will carry over well. As long as I don't get poisonous animal'd I'd like to think I could manage
>>73560820
If you trained in Nevada and know what to do in the desert, you should be good. At any rate, there's a giant underwater lake under the centre of the country, so water wouldn't necessarily be an issue anyway. If you find a good spot to live that'll keep creepy-crawlies out and have a means to grow crops, you're set.
>>73547043
no, you're sitting on the sidelines because you're too bitch-nigger to try to make a profit off of your "predictions"
>>73561037
Yea we had a subsitance farm, and I've always operated on the mindset that if I can grow in the desert I can pretty much grow anywhere barring the frigid cold.
>>73561423
Overnight temperatures reach freezing point, but of course there's not snow, because there's hardly any rain. As I said, there's always water available, so it would be pretty easy to get content rather quickly.
>>73562025
It's really just the Abbos ya gotta watch out for
>>73547947
Came here to post this
>>73562332
The Abos are basically like your Natives. They just keep to themselves and get drunk/high. There's an off-chance that they'll try to steal something, but you can scare them off quite easily.
>>73562439
Glad to see you, El Salvador, I'll add your flag to my collection.
>>73562640
I hear there are still camabalistic tribes of them in the outback
Also when's noodle break over
>>73562732
I haven't really looked into it so I can't say, but there have been many reports of incest rape. In historical Aboriginal society, cannibalism was indeed very much a part of their culture; however, I don't know to what extent it still occurs. It likely still does occur somewhere very remote, I don't know.
>>73562783
About 45 minutes
>>73563003
How do you feel about them, are they really as bad as everyone makes them out to be on here?
who /UVXY/ here
>>73563228
I don't have a problem with them, they're an integral part of our culture and they're on the whole good people.
The issue is that they've really struggled to adapt to modern western culture, whether it's wholly their fault, I don't know. They're not as bad as people say, IMO. But the more remote they are, usually the worse they're off. It's just the remote Abos that have serious problems. Others in semi-remote communities have been given rehab and education programs (many are alcoholic or get high on petrol/paint/etc and also don't have sound education to their remoteness), so they're getting better.
>>73563800
due to their*
>>73548666
gee good news satan
15 minutes lads
>>73565238
>>73565990
3 minutes
Hold on to your butts.
Which site do you use to follow the chink market?
