Are slavs humans?
No, we're supernatural being, we are eternal. Expect us
only 25% human
U can either be a northeastern slav rape babie or a e a western cuck
>>73541275
We are Übermensch, approved by the Führer himself.
>>73541275
No, we have long ago transcended what is to be human krautboy
>>73541275
But Fritz, you are a Slav!
Another ">slavs white"-thread.
This D&C is getting old..
>>73541795
But we aren't white, I can confirm
Ask an American living the Slav lyfe anything?.
>>73542060
can you squat for us?
>>73542060
>only 3 stripes
wew lad
>>73541687
artyom seems the most redpilled.
>>73542060
You won't fool me, nu-male.
>>73542229
I have not yet perfected the squat, it hurts to try
>>73542231
i can't afford any more than 3, as I do not work
>>73541567
Looks like something you'd see on a Friday night in Glasgow.
Why are Scots and Slavs so alike?
>>73542398
>it hurts to try and squat
americlaps everyone
>>73542394
>nu-male
I've been found out, back into the underground hipster speakeasy I go.
As a Slav I would have to say that we are not humans
I'm not very informed. What do slavs do other than vodka and stay on designated squatting streets?
>>73541687
Is this the cast for Jojo Part 9
>>73542434
My old boss was a Scott. Everyone loved his accent. Got along pretty well.
we are definitely not human
No. Source: I'm a slav
>>73542594
They like to squat on high places.
>>73542523
>americlaps everyone
sure thing, Mahmed
>>73542060
topfuckingkek he can only afford three stripes
XDDDDDD
I'm a Slav currently squatting in mighty Lofoten islands. Peace be upon you.
>>73542811
Fuck Gargoyles, we have slavs to replace them.
>>73542394
He's diffidently a Slav. can;t be America, Adidas doesn't come in 5XL.
>>73542231
wew I just remembered this, KIKE (lel) knockoffs and picrel.
boy those were some shit tier clothes
>>73542594
Ur mum
>>73542855
are brit women attracted to chavs?
>>73541275
Post gopnik music
>>73541687
>Evgeny, I choose you!
More human than your dumb, German ass.
>implying Slavs are not white
next time try harder you fucking ugly kike
>>73543213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdI5y3iwhLU
Why are they all squatting? do they not have chairs?
>>73543783
>not improving your leg muscles by constantly squatting in difficult places
>>73541275
Average Russians(Slavs).
>>73543783
Slavs are social critters that like the outdoors. There are no chairs outdoors.
>>73541748
>the worst, absolute WORST, insult that a Slav can make
>is to say that someone else is half Slav
Just as well they were not raped by Serbs - then they would be a quarter Slav.
>>73543971
I thought they burned all their benches for fire wood?
>>73544075
No, we transcend humanity.
>>73541687
DELETE THIS
>>73544482
>the worst, absolute WORST, insult that a Slav can make
>is to say that someone else is half Slav
>>73542398
>it hurts to try
Your legs are retarded if slavsquatting hurts you.
>>73544585
You're aware some of those are Ukrainian gay porn right? Ukrainians make porn of "Ukrainian soldier fucking Russian soldier" themed porn for years. Even i could buy those old Flora uniforms with Russian flag in it and start producing porn right now.
Suicide
>More U.S. Troops Died by Suicide Than in Afghanistan Combat in 2012
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/military-jan-june13-suicides_01-15/
im slav and im human
>>73546106
Poor form. Heels cannot be touching the ground.
>>73546200
They actually are suppose to touch the ground, also pants were too tight
>>73541275
Barely
>>73546200
get fucked. heels should touch the ground
>>73546290
>>73546737
Such form does not encourage balance. It's like training wheels.
ask a russian anything
t. russian in burgerland
>>73541275
They are still white, so yes.
>>73541687
They all seem like total bros, so your attempt backfired.
In this moment I am euphoric. Not because of any phony wooden seats, but because I am enlightened by my own squatting.
>>73548167
In this moment i am euphoric. Not because of stinky cunts of any phony lowd shit cunt, but because i am elightened by my own desire of cocks
post cock
>>73548391
Thirsty South American fag niggers need not reply!
>>73541275
yes, and they aren't cucks like you as well.
>>73541275
We are a legion
Expecto patronum
>>73541687
Fucking kek
Put numbers on them so we can roll for our slavfu
>>73542060
Dat beer though
>>73541275
Are brown asians more human than slavs?
>>73542060
>>73542398
>hurts to squat
>drinking meme beer
You're fucking embarrassing us anon.
>>73546200
>squatting without heels touching ground
>balance
>most loyal friends and comrades you could ever have, especially Serbs
>not human
Wew.
>>73553796
It shows mastery of balancing one's self if you can squat on your toes.
No, they aren't t. Russlanddeutscher
>>73541687
Evgeny
>loyal but will fight you if you make fun of him
made me kek just cause i know a russian like that
>>73542060
Nice hype meme beer, you fucking degenerate.
>>73541275
arguably.
>>73541275
Whats with the jap squat? Get a fuckin chair
>>73541567
>We are Übermensch
>Slavs
>>73542398
>I have not yet perfected the squat, it hurts to try
pussy.
>>73541275
they are the prime example of the human degeneration that is mongrel race mixing. White only in color, neanderthal in soul and mind.
>>73542060
Heady Topper is god-tier. You in NE Anon?
>>73554775
Maybe this is why eadtern yuors can do the squat fuck in porn for hours and i can only squat fuck my girl for about 30 seconds
>>73542060
Vermont. How about that Bernie and Phish?
>>73555056
oh you
>>73551432
>>73554550
>>73552755
heady topper is best meme beer
>>73554851
I'm moving to Vermont in June, currently in the west
>>73552755
>>73554550
here's my benis, i know you faggots love it.
>>73555185
bernie is second best candidate running for president, phish ahs a dank ice-cream named after them
>>73543213
This is closer to Chanson, but it should be enough to get you started.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bhI_hrQ5pY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfloh8FEjDk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s66ta-9CnKI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X778LvF-FAk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv2AiQ9WfF4
>>73555357
slavs are never circumcised
you will never be a true slav
>>73555673
>you will never be a true slav
i'm literally crying right now
Take that back, asshole
>>73541687
Always that fucking pose
KEK
>>73555577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJGhx2suuGg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTrSByHupKg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlOeHmUTbwg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIVDdeHONws
>>73541275
>>73556046
I know he supposedly had Mafia ties, but Mikhail Krug was a very talented man. Darn shame.
>>73555823
Shit shit. I tend to squat a lot. When everyone else usually stands or sides on the ground I prefer to squat. Hell half the time I squat on my chair cause I dislike sitting that much.
>>73555673
I'm also not circumcised.
>mfw I realize I must be a slav.
>>73541275
what the fuck is up with Slavs and squatting
>>73556509
he had no ties with them, just as shanson singer had love and respect between them
Also the Vladimirsky Central about this man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd-FuSRFneo
you choose good singers but not the best songs
>>73556906
tradition
like Muricans and burgers
>>73556906
We've evolved beyond chairs. Just wait, soon we won't need our kidneys either!
>>73557077
Really? I never knew that about Vladimirsky Central! I did a minor in political science in college, with a focus on Russian politics, and that was what got me into shanson. I don't even speak hardly any Russian, I just truly enjoy the music. Probably weird, but I don't care. It's honest music, something most pop lacks.
>>73542231
Why is this so funny? Where are my sides?
>>73557462
Its the best
