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FDA says you can only ear 1 can of tuna per week?! The fuck
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FDA says you can only ear 1 can of tuna per week?!

The fuck is this bullshit. Is this some jew conspiracy to keep men feminized and pudgy by preventing them from eating protein?
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Huh, I thought it was 3 times a week.
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Mercury poisoning
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>>73538270
>Falling for the fish Jew
fish are bad, be a good goy and eat processed foods
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Only inferior albacore has crazy high mercury.

But at this point in time you might also want to go over it with a geiger counter first.
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>>73538270
>Is this some jew conspiracy to keep men feminized and pudgy by preventing them from eating protein

No, it's a jew conspiracy to keep men working for their overlords by preventing mercury poisoning.
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>>73538270
I used to eat two cans of tuna per day for most days of the week and I'm still fine. They were the smaller tins, though.
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>>73538270
>not eating chicken and eggs for your protein
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Well, everyone eats your mothers pussy at least once a week which accounts for at least 8 cans of tuna anyway.
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>>73538270
Mercury nigga.

Same goes when I fish trout and prepare it at home.
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>>73538719
Most people can eat 3-4 cans of albacore a week before going over the CDC's weekly limit recommendation for mercury

Just don't eat it more than every other day
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Fish meat is practically a vegetable
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>>73538873
> Not eating master race ground turkey, wild caught fish, free range grass fed beef and bison for your protein sources
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>>73538832
Mercury leads to chronic problems, so there's very little chance you'd ever suspect it or even make a correlation unless something got so bad that you had to get tested to find out if you had accute mercury poisoning.
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>not doing oatz and squatz
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>>73539438
ron please go
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This just doesn't sound right.
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>>73538873
which do you eat first?
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>>73538270
Who the fuck wants to eat canned tuna anyway? If you are eating canned tuna more than once a month you likely don't know how to grill, and deserve to be feminized.
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>>73538719
Mad batters disease isn't that bad. I ate tuna everyday for 4 years and had no ill effects. Still eat it quite often. You just need a high amount of data in your diet to protect your liver from the mercury
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>>73540017
Tuna steaks are also notoriously high in mercury. Canned stuff is cheap and easy, and has a remarkable protein/price ratio.
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>>73539545
>30$ a meal btw
eggs, milk and beans are everything a man needs
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>>73538270
>>>/fit/

sage
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>>73540017
I would rather grill a real steak and keep my tuna for lunch.
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>>73538270
eat meat you fags
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>>73541384
What's some tasty affordable meat besides chicken?
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>>73539545
Get a load of this faggot
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>>73541486
Due to the fucked up water problems in the US, we recently went through a liquidation of livestock that resulted in super-cheap beef.

Cheap cuts of pork and beef are super-effective, especially if you're looking to build in more calories.
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You hear the sound of the ocean if you hold a can of tuna to your ear.
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>>73538751
this. you'd better watch out for those healthy omega fats goyim, fish a brain food? hah good one.
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>Tuna
>Not eating sardines, which have no mercury and have higher Omega-3's

C'mon guys, it's 2016.
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>The trace organic mercury compounds found in vaccines is bad
>Straight up large amounts of elemental mercury in seafood is A ok
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>>73538270
Oh for the love of... alright, I don't know if this is trolling or not, but I'm going to treat it like it's not.

The FDA never said you can only eat 1 can of tuna per week. They made no law or guideline saying that it was forbidden to eat more than one can a week.

However, they DID say that eating more than one or two cans per week can be dangerous, as it increases your chances of mercury poisoning.

That's all.
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>>73540069
how do i get data in my diet? do i eat foreign language newspapers with knowing their context?
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>>73538270
>not boiling you're fish
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>>73541805
sardines taste disgusting though, tuna is nice and generic, goes with anything, truly the chicken of the sea
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>>73541983

Sardines taste extremely similar to tuna. I would argue they taste better because of the high fat content.
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>>73541848
Some bitch at the CFR with no medical background once started that argument dring the H1N1 thing in a gambit to try to get more people to take more vaccines.

But you don't need a medical background to understand the difference between what the body will absorb through specialized skin (intestines) and what it will absorb if you stick a needle through the skin to pump it directly into the bloodstream.
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Silver fillings in your teeth are acrually mercury too. Jews intentionally poison us.
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>>73541983
Have you tried herring? There are quite a lot of different kinds of fish in the sea. The ones in cans are typically conveniently grouped together in the store, making it easy to try something else to see if you like it.
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Salmon is same price, better taste, and more fat. It's better in every way. I don't know why cucks continue this tuna hard on bullshit. Sardines and herring are pretty goat too.
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>>73540069

>You just need a high amount of data in your diet

Yeah don't forget to activate your almonds retard.
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>canned fish

This is what poverty looks like.
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>>73541979
When i boil seafood i get extremely itchy because the mercury in the fish vaporizes. Its not a fish allergy because i can eat them. The mercury escaping into the air is the thing that makes me itchy.
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>not fishing fishes in fishers lake

What the fuck /pol/ why the actual fuck buy poisoned fish from the poison ocean and not fishing the fish for your self in an clean and tested lake?
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Why ze fook would you even eat tuna
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>>73538270

Stay away from those Omega 3's they'll make your prostate a cantalope.
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>tfw you eat tuna from the can.
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>>73541805
i prefer anchovies and vegemite pizza.
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Sardines with the bones are the best canned fish.
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>>73538270
the FDA is a jewish conspiracy
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>>73541805
If its from the ocean it has mercury. The mercury in air has risen too since cfl lightbulbs were mandatory. Everyone tosses them in the trash which is illegal. Never drive behind a garbage truck. All the mercury coming from it will fuck you up.
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>>73542466
this is something I do on the regs and with the classy plastic cup (although Robinson's Squash lads).

Maybe we ain't so different at all, you and I.
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>>73542779
I do it to save on the calories of Mayonnaise and bread, it's really good.
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>>73542466
>chicken of the sea
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>>73538873
>feathered jew
Subhuman aus bro.
>>73542100
>vaccine
>iv
Nice understanding there.
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>>73542751

The mercury in small fish is way less than for large fish though. It's basically negligible.
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>>73542871
Sorry, you're right. I was thinking two steps ahead. You're still getting it to the other side of the protective skin, dramatically affecting bioavailability.

Otherwise, it could all just be topical and we wouldn't have to bother with needles at all.
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>>73542839
Just put it on a triscuit nigga
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>>73542466
How's college?
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>>73542192
Salmon is definitely more expensive... I dunno what knockoff salmon you've been buting m8
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>>73539925
Underrated post.
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>>73543103
i was buying fish yesterday. they had a few types of salmon at $10.99-12.99, the tuna was $10.99 or $15.99 for the yellow fin.
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>>73538270
Based sardines to the rescue!
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>>73543081
I work at dollar tree, I eat like this to save money for a thinkpad.
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>>73538270
When I was doing a 14 day 850mg/day DNP cut I ate 14 cans of tuna on the last day.
>Was so fucking hungry
>Had no food left except tuna, mustard and mayo
>Ate 3 pounds of chocolate almonds the day before
>Still lost 19 pounds
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>>73538270
I eat 2 a day am I safe?
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>>73542173

Herring is delicious and is god-tier compared to the normiecuckfish (Tuna for the rest of you).
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>>73542100

How did the mercury get in the tuna other than through the tuna's diet? Surely there is no such thing as underwater jews injecting fish?
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>>73543333
Lol, I need to move to the states in that case. I love salmon but it's so much more pricey... maybe it's a different species typically sold in England or something
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>>73538827
Not true. Bigger and better tuna has more mercury than cheaper tuna. And no, you don't need to worry about ionizing radiation.
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>>73543721
Kill yourself.
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>>73544042
maybe farm raising is more expensive over there
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>>73544038
The body's various membranes are permeable to varying degrees. Of course the tunafish got mercury by eating it, and, who knows, maybe some of it got in through a different vector as well. But if you bypass a filter in one case but not the other, then obviously it's not comparable data, and you would at least be required to observe some need to try to normalize for the obvious variable.

>>73544204
All the stats I've seen have what we call "albacore" near the top of the charts for mercury and what we call "chunk light" pretty close to other common household fish. I forget the exact numbers, but the levels are multiple times higher.

I found it to be a difficult subject to research because there happens to be an actual propaganda agency devoted (among other projects) to downplaying mercury in tuna on behalf of the tuna industry. I don't have the links on hand these days, but it's run by this really shady guy, too.
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>>73538270
Heavy metals anon, mercury, cadmium and lead. They build up the higher you go in the aquatic food chain.
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>>73538270
>Is this some jew conspiracy

No.
First, there is the problem of toxic mercury buildup in fish which can poison you.

Second, more than half of tuna species are at risk of extinction because there are so many humans eating them.

Atlantic bluefin tuna
Conservation status: Endangered
Population decreasing

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2011/jul/07/tuna-species-risk-extinction
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>>73544254
Why?
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this is fucking terrible.tunais the quickest protein source. what i am going to do pol? sardine looks like shit.
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>>73540113
This. Helps when you're trying to get /fit/ again.
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>tasteless canned cuck food
Fucking poorfags.
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>>73538270
>Jews are trying to keep goyim away from the most essential chemical of life

Good goy, don't eat mercury.
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>>73544743
When I was poor, I spent most of my diet on beans and rice. What do you know, I enjoyed eating it and it was healthy. And through that doctrine I was able to set aside enough money to allow myself other important things like fruits and vegetables, and even some real meat every few days.
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>>73542886
This.

lrn2biomagnification
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>>73544892
>holy shit, my ass is wider than this kitchen
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>>73543541
if /g/ shilled you into getting thinkpad, dont do it.
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>>73542255
2015+1
>not activating your almonds before stucking them up your ass.
>ishiggydyygity
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>>73544972
i have the money but not the time and ordering food is unhealthy. i quess i'm gonna need to cook some meat.
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>>73542886
But the biggest leap is staying away from predatory fish. They have the most mercury.
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>>73543921
>normiecuckfish
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>>73538270
I live in Michigan and i only eat fish, all else is shit... I don't care if there is mercury in my fish, it's still fish!
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>>73545456
Yeah, making most of your own food is key unless you have so much money you can blow it on a stupidly expensive service. (or get a housewife?)

The nice thing about meat is that it's retardedly easy to cook as long as you're not trying to impress anybody. I have a foreman grill connected to a timer switch, and that will turn just about anything into decent food for an appropriate setting of the timer switch.
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>>73545282
No, I already own a Dell Latitude, I like business laptops.
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>>73540069
>high amount of data
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Why aren't you all eating squid?

Very low mercury, delicious, easy to prepare and inexpensive.
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>>73546609
How do you prepare a squid anyway? They have it cheap at a local gook store and I like that sort of thing, but I couldn't tell if I would have to like gut it first or something. Can you treat it like a fish filet and just half roast half steam it in its own juices?
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How about bay (aka "salad") shirmp? I get mine right out of the local bay shrimp fishery here in coastal Oregon.
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>>73546808
You can buy tubes and tentacles at any store liek Walmart (Hispanics and Asians love squid) frozen, of if they are whole you have to do this (assuming fresh or thawed):

1) pull head and tentacles out of tube, it'll pull right out
2) cut off tentacles just below beak (the beak is inedible and potentially razor sharp depending on the species and size)
3) discard the head and guts
4) pull outer layer of skin off tube, it's edible technically, but has a poor papery / leathery texture and no nutrition
5) take out quill (it's like a bone) and wash out roe and or sperm sacs from head area
6) trim tubes into rings or slit along one side and flatten

I get a 1 pound package of tubes and tentacles for $4 at the local Safeway and I also sometimes buy flash frozen, ungutted ones, like 6 pound for $10.
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>>73542466
>chicken of the sea
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>>73546863
All sea life is dependent on water quality, and farmed ones are dependent on farming practices as well. Things that crawl along the bottom and eat stuff other animals consider to be dead, or that humans view as a way to help filter the water and keep things clean are at higher risk of accumulating toxins.

For instance, the local grocery store never announces anything on the PA, but did announce that the firesale on gulf shrimp they were having right when the supply chain would have gotten it there after shrimping in the Corexit Gulf started back up was perfectly safe to eat. So I figured it probably wasn't safe.

But if you can get good shrimp on the cheap then go to town.
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>>73546808
Oh lol, that's just cleaning.

With squid, octopus, clams, etc, the rule is 2 minutes or 2 hours. Either cook this stuff really quickly (say in just a little butter and olive oil) over relatively high heat but below your smoke point of your oil, just for like 1-2 minutes a side MAX...

Or stick it in a seafood stew or whatever and just cook the hell out of it.

Also if you clean it yourself you can harvest the ink sacs and make sauces etc out of the ink, it has a pleasant lemony flavor.
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>>73538751
>implying canned tuna isn't processed meat
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>>73547440
>accumulating toxins
Yes but bay shrimp live on plankton and have very short lives, this is why they are healthy to eat even from relatively polluted waters.

Like sardines and squid, they are pretty free of anything harmful because of their place in the food chain and relatively short live cycles.

I'm aware of the risks in my particular area, of course.
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>>73538270
Yes.
no protein = no muscle or increased sperm count
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>>73547627
Have at it. Shrimp is delicious and the macros are typical seafood crazy if you're trying to get the calories down.
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>>73541805
sardines + pasta

True masterfish meal
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>>73542871
>hating chicken or eggs
Fuck you straya. A fried egg placed between two slices of toast and with a little bit of salt is GOAT especially if the yolk breaks open.
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>>73547779
I eat mainly protein these days, I lost 100 pounds in 2 years.

I'm still a fatty but I hit 200# so that's pretty good. I'm mostly muscle too because of my bike riding and shit.

I literally didn't do anything but cut the carbs and sugar and shit, but I still gorge on fruit or whatever when I want and it doesn't seem to stop the pounds from just magically melting away.
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>>73538719
wow is it really poisonous? I knew mercury was rotating pretty close in recent events, but I didnt think that planets could be poisonous. Is earth poisonous to other planets? And what does this have to do with tuna?
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>>73547938
Mercury levels in fish vary wildly from species to species and fishery to fishery, best to check the origin and do your own research.

Don't eat swai or tilapia though, they literally eat other farmed species' shit. That is their function in aquaculture, the idea of selling them too is just a meme.
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>>73547931
Congrats bro. If it ain't broke don't fix it.

If/when it stops working before you're happy living with the results, you can go back and start focusing in on the smaller stuff.
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>>73547931
You took the fructose with no fiber out the diet, this does miracles.

GG
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>>73547856
I know a guy one town over here in rural Oregon who sells emu eggs.

They are an amazing velvety green. Delicious and huge.

I also get goose and duck eggs from time to time. I know an older lady who is an Oracle executive who lives out in the mountains and raises Icelandic sheep here too just for fun, she likes me because we can chat about techy shit at the market.

Meat is god tier as is seafood and fowl.
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>>73540069

>a high amount of data
>in your diet
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>>73548124
>Congrats bro. If it ain't broke don't fix it.

Yep, who knows, I used to be skinny as fuck until the doctors put me on prednisone when I was a kid and I gained fucking 60 pounds in three months.

>If/when it stops working before you're happy living with the results, you can go back and start focusing in on the smaller stuff.

I'm a student of Bruce Lee so I'm not interested in lifting much, more in the development of twitching muscle fiber. I've been a martial arts fatty for a long time too.

>>73548219
>You took the fructose with no fiber out the diet, this does miracles.
>GG

Yeah it was amazingly easy and I just switched out tea for sugary drinks. I am a master tea nerd too, I drink really pricey and rare teas but with my multiple-brew method I have mastered the economy of cheap-ass tea drinking with the finest leaf.
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>>73543300
dubs of appreciated (You) spotted
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>>73543300
This
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the fuck? how fucked am i? I eat a can of salmon every day for lunch for the past 2 years
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>>73548697
not good m8. but some poisonous bug or a drunk roo will most likely get you before the mercury, so yes you're fucked
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>>73548546
>twitching muscle fiber.
It's the best. I put flexibility before all else because of how useful it is in all the little stupid things you do every day, without even getting in to being faster and being able to do things other people never thought of.

But I also learned through experience that resistance training is crazy good for weightloss. And it's also fun as fuck to be even a little bit strong, maintain the helper muscles if you are not already, and counterbalance the effects of age.
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>>73548986
>I put flexibility before all else because of how useful it is in all the little stupid things you do every day, without even getting in to being faster and being able to do things other people never thought of.

I'm crazy flexible because I took gymnastics as a kid (I thought it was gay, but made a good buddy there who was a fellow asthma dude) and then went into various martial arts which I still study today.

As far as resistance training I do isometric exercises all the time and bench press my high test wife up and down on the old penis reeeeal slow 200 times (at least) nightly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y9UlEof6XI
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>>73538270
Canned tuna is nasty you faggot.
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>>73549334
Who is this semen demon?
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>>73549334
I failed all the flexibility tests in school and come from a categorically inflexible and broken-posture family. But I watched some exciting chinese cartoons once and then spent about a year using my power level to accelerate my stretching program to maximum with full dedication.
>hory shet it worked

Actually it had a number of flaws because I made the whole thing up on my own and had yet to look into things like adequate nutrition to help curb injury. But the really neat thing is when I found a yoga book and nearly all the beginner forms were pretty close to what I made up on my own.

Isometrics don't cut it. I did that for a long time, and it's just a whole different world if you start lifting, even amature-hour lifting with baby weights in your basement. Form is the most critical part.
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>>73547490
>it has a pleasant lemony flavor.
Wot. Gonna have to look in to this.
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>>73549499
She's my wife.

Here we're in Japan, she towered over all the Jap womanlets.

>her arms are bigger than their thighs
>her thighs are bigger around than their waists
>her boobs are larger than their heads

The Japs were nice, but their women all unabashedly stared at my wife's chest the whole time. The men seemed to be afraid of her.

We're both almost 40 BTW.
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>>73544204
depends where your tuna is from

pacific tuna will have hot cesium particles from fukushima fallout and leaks

hot isotopes bioaccumulate like mercury
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>>73538270
its about where your fish from, i can say its safe to eat it here we dont get any tuna from the dangerous zones, i suppose its the same in Romania
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>>73550013
Pasta prepared with squid ink is an Italian classic anon.
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>>73550013
Oopsie, forgot pic.
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What is whey protein OP
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>>73552216
It's quite literally a byproduct of the dairy industry.
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>>73538270
why don't you just shoot some deer and eat delicious meat all the time? tuna is for faggots
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>>73552372
>tfw 50lb sack right from the creamery
>tfw when try it on ebay and some chink rips the label off first so he can be the middle man

I still feel dispair every time the grocery store changes its business selections and I still can't easily buy raw milk again.
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>>73550145
How does her butthole taste like?
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>>73548697
Real actual salmon or that shit you call salmon down there in roo land?
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>>73538270
Fukushima happened
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>>73552726
Strawberries and cream.

>>73552678
>I still feel dispair every time the grocery store changes its business selections and I still can't easily buy raw milk again.

I can't trust the dairy industry until its products are fermented, by and large.

Of course I still use cream and butter (which I prefer to make) myself. I make caramel from the whey when I make butter.
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>>73552726
By the way, high test is best test.
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>>73553065
shouldnt you be in the amateur radio threads?
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>>73549334
>>73550145
>>73553065

oh shit dude I remember these pics from a few months ago, post nudes of your wife already fuck
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>>73552938
Fermentation is good, and also better than not for gut flora health.

My last batch of chinese whey powder is probably 20% rare metals. My rule is to listen to what your body says. It's not for everyone, but my body says to suck at the teats of whatever cow made the raw milk, chunks and all, even if I have to sqeeze it out of the teats myself.
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>>73538270
I always have at least 3 dollops of tuna per meal.
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Ive been eating one hog head for breakfast every morning for the past 3 generations

how fuck am i?
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>>73541848
Eating isn't the same as injecting into your blood stream. If you don't believe me, I have an experiement for you: get a needle, load it up with air. Shoot it up near your heart, all at once. You breathe lots of air every day, so you should be fine, right?
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>>73538270
Tuna is a predator.

Tuna eats other fish.

Larger tuna gather more toxins in it's body over time (Mercury).

Eat too much mercury, get sick.

This is especially important to know for pregnant and to be pregnant women.
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Chunk light has less mercury than white albacore FYI familia
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>Not boiling your tuna in ammonia and bleach to kill the mercury then wash your tuna and cook it.

Enjoy your mercury faggots.
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>>73538270
yeah... I only eat fresh fish anyways...
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I ate like a pound of tuna for 3 meals a day for 6 months straight. Turned out fine tbqh.
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>>73553905

>ammonia

>bleach

>"kill" mercury

oh god
i i -- i love you
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>>73553829
>Chunk light
poorfag cat food

i buy whole tuna here off the dock for $2.15 a pound
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>>73538270

>eating ANYTHING canned

Never going to make it
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>>73542744
As someone who once worked for big government in a legal capacity, citations to "federal racketeering lawsuits" are bullshit because the lawsuits themselves are bullshit. Anyone who can scrounge up enough shekels to hire a crooked lawyer can sue the government (assuming they don't make an ass of themselves doing it pro se) and 99.99% of those suits are ill-advised cash grabs (PROTIP: the government always wins) or tinfoil paranoia. It only serves to discredit it when someone actually does uncover crooked government bullshit, which is basically unendless but almost never gets called out because it's of your more boring, garden-variety cronyism and crookedness.
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>>73553905
>kill the mercury

as if mortal
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>>73553143
>>73553386
Heh no nudes ever anons. Sorry.
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>>73554005
you think meat isn't already being cleaned with ammonia and bleach?
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-food-ammonia-idUSBRE8331B420120404
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>>73554158
no it causes the mercury to fission into non toxic elements
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>eating the bluefinned jew
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>>73553625
>past 3 generations
Mozart?
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>>73547620

>"""""""processsed"""""" foods

Found the idiot.

Tell me about the "pink slime" next. :)
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>>73554205

jesus youre an imbecile.
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>>73554171
stop posting pictures of a random clothed woman then
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>>73554205
holyshit youre an imbecile
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>>73554274
>>73554373
HA
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>>73546298
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>>73554345
Why so mad?
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>>73547440

>bottom feeders are toxic

I bet you think catfish is unhealthy.
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>>73540380
just potatoes and butter please
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Just eating sardines. They have trace amounts of mercury and taste nearly identical. If you can't handle the bones and intestines, just mash them up. I eat two cans of sardines per day. Completely safe, low calories, tons of B12 and calcium.

Cheese goes better with tuna though, so don't make a sardine melt or anything.
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>>73554626
Catfish as a disposition. We call that "a priori" when it comes to philosophy.

I think it's delicious and a good foodstuff under the right conditions. I sometimes wonder why it's sold as "catfish clusters" for cheap and then it doesn't taste so good.
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>>73540017

Fuck dude.

2 tuna steaks chopped to a pulp

1.5 cup bread crumb

1 egg


mash together, grill into burger, eat with bacon and pine apple. WIN
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>>73538828
That seems legit desu.

I award you least autistic post this thread.
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>>73554513
tits or gtfo
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>>73553386
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>>73538270
>FDA says you can only ear 1 can of tuna per week?!

mercury poisoning is a thing
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How does tuna know what mercury is?
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>>73554513
That jawline suggests a butterface.
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>>73555017
>>73555294
Don't be fags guys.
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>>73555493
your the fag
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>>73542255

ahahahhahahhahaha

nice bantz senpai
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>>73555646
Seriously, don't be mad anon.
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>>73555812
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>>73538270
The less protein you eat the easier your thought can be modified. In other words, no protein makes it easier to brain wash you. Look it up
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>>73540017
Why would you rather eat this dry shit than salmon?

I keep my cuckshed well-stocked with this while my wife gets blacked.
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why is tuna mercury poisoning even a thing
did someone dump a few million tons of mercury into the ocean or something?
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>>73556053

>Rubinstein
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>2016
>eating the finned Jew

Not even once
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>>73556053
>Rubenstein
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Organometallic mercury compounds, son.

Methylmercury.
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>>73556219
They want to scare people off healthy food. The same agency screeching about tuna mercury says nothing about meat hormones and forbids discussion about glyphosates in corn.
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>>73556034
then why is eating burgers accepted
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Supplement selenium to help neutralize the murcury in fish.
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>>73554274
>>73554373
explain the need to shill samefaggot
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>>73548091

But tilapia is fucking delicious.
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>>73540069
>data
do not trust robot posters
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>>73540069
>a high amount of data in your diet
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mercury will cause your kids to have autism
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>>73549334

>high test

your wife is fat dude. I mean, congrats on getting a woman, that's probably better then a lot of the people here, but she is fat. You married a hamplanet. Don't lie to yourself, it's like you have a job but you work at burger king, so i mean, congrats i guess, but don't be too proud of yourself.
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>>73557518
This. You need selenium anyway, find it in mushrooms and oysters.
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>>73546609
because they're too cute to eat :3
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I've been eating cans of tuna almost everyday for the past month or so.

Hasn't fucked me up yet.
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>>73557518

>potato
>potato
>potato

what?

Don't eat mercury in the first place. Pure filtered water and fishoil.
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>>73559588

Smoked every day for the last year. No lung cancer yet, so it must be safe.
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>>73538719
Thread
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>>73554513
no one cares about your 4/10 chub wife anon
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>>73538270

>using Tuna as a primary source of protein

Is this bait?
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>>73538884
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>>73541805

>eating sardines

KYSF
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>>73541983
underrated
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>>73541983
The only problem I have with sardines is the bones which fuck the texture up but it tastes exactly the same as tuna
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>>73540069
because of your error, and the quality of the responses, this thread now deserves to be archived
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>>73556053
EVERY TIME
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>>73554513
Please just stop.
Your wife is not high test, she's just fat and likely has autism. I can tell because she wears autism shoes and bootcut jeans, has unkempt hair, and the just the general fashion/self-care of a 14 year old weeaboo.
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>>73550145

>her arms are big
>her thighs are big
>her boobs are big
>she's big
>she's fatter than fuck
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>>73538719
Shoot yourself with smaller mercury bullets to build up an immunity to large mercury bullets
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