This is acceptable to eat in America.
>>73519544
Have you not seen "My 600 lb life"? This is one of the any things that'll take you there.
>>73519544
But it's not?
>>73519544
And this is acceptable to eat in Niggerstan.
>>73519544
fag
Sweet lord and I who thought we had bad food
never seen anyone eat that.
>>73519544
>American cuisine
kek, you need the Mexicans.
> For You
My top 3 American eats
>mayonaisse sandwich
>hot sauce and pop corn
>potato chips and lemon juice
>>73519544
Why? Why would anyone subject themselves to such a thing?
Miracle Whip shouldn't be acceptable to eat in any form or preparation.
don't make me break out the fry daddy.
Needs jalapenos.
>>73519544
This is b8 to make us look horrible in the eyes of other countries. Literally have never seen someone ingest something similar to this, but I am sure it rarely happens among the dregs of society that every country has.
>>73519544
>using mayonnaise
>not cream cheese and bananas
Mayonnaise and banana sandwiches are a real southern staple
>>73519544
>Mayo
>America
You're not fooling anyone, leafcuck.
>>73519544
Redneck tier food I had growing up:
>Bacon sandwich
Lightly toast some bread. Coat inner sides lightly with mayonnaise. Layer at least 5 or 6 stips of bacon.
>Salami butter sandwich
Lightly toast some bread. Butter both inner sides. Microwave a bunch of cheap precut salami on a plate til it's bubbly and crispy. Layer on the bread to make a sandwich
>>73520215
what the fug
>>73519985
>potato chips and lemon juice
It just wouldn't be a good 4th of July without that American classic.
>>73520262
no macaroni and cheese with boiled hot dogs?
haven't been eating well. But now i'm starving.
>>73520383
The babysitter I had as a kid made this all the time.
Her cooking was the epitome of poor white trash.
That is when she didn't order supersized McDonalds.
>>73520215
Been living in the south for thirty years. Never even heard of this.
>checks flag
Should have known.
to be honest I like some of the american couisine from time to time, especially the ones that are a mix of other nations cuisine
>cleveland polish boy
>chicago style pizza
also I'm a fan of their bbq
>>73519544
Nigger that's not even a thick spread. I'd wager the two slices of toast themselves have more calories.
Plus they're objectively worse for you cause miracle whip, as calorie dense as it is, has good fats in it. White bread is just all refined carbs.
>>73520551
Omaha Steaks make god-tier versions of those
>>73520681
>cleveland polish boy
Not even food threads are safe from pedos.
this is common cuisine too
Post yfw you realized Americans don't know the taste of bread.
>>73520471
>Being human
>Being a fruitivore
>Still eating meat even though the only reason our ancestors started was because they were starved hunter-gatherers
I don't give a fuck about animal rights or anything but cmon son
Rev up them national delicacies lads
>>73520008
flag
Who else fries their hot dogs in butter?
>>73520790
I will never understand people who like pickles
>>73520797
>calling a brick of dough and seeds """bread"""
we do have bakeries
>>73520790
no it isn't you dumb fuck
>>73520797
Yeah no shit. When I was in NY and Florida is was literally impossible to get a hold on good bread.
>>73520766
usually make my own, which are pretty good. More like a baked potato though. Got a Fridays meal from the store and the potatoes were not done.
>>73520655
http://gardenandgun.com/blog/forgotten-southern-sandwich
>>73519544
No its not
I actually came here just to tell you that i've never seen, heard or so much as thought about that flavor/texture combination.
>>73519931
a brit insulting literally any other country's cuisine, that's rich.
>>73519544
mfw I'm eating haggis right now.
I chopped up some onions and some carrot to go with it.
Pigs lungs is the first ingredient, then oats, barley, pig heart and liver.
It's fucking delicious. Very peppery and savory.
I added some wild mushrooms too.
>reminder that proper haggis is illegal in USA.
Haggis gives a man added power strength. And it repels the muzzies.
>>73520937
>not licking pickles
they're god tier healthy food, and best for drinking vodka
>>73521016
yes it is you communist faggot, look it up, it's a staple dish in millions of american households. of course you wouldn't know that pablo
>>73519544
I'd eat it if I was hungry.
>>73520159
miracle whip is not mayonnaise
we have liver mush. good shit.
>>73521110
Haggis is great, loved it.
I wish I could find a place here that makes proper haggis
>>73519544
Holy shit, clean your microwave or whatever it is, it's dirty as fuck and I'm triggered. Are you not disgusted with yourself for having such a thing in what I presume is a kitchen?
>>73521283
that looks british as fuck
>>73521102
Yes, we are rich. Unlike amercunts.
>>73521150
American pickles are like konserwowe, they'd consider kwaszone spoiled. They'll never know the joy of this.
>>73521155
american here
never met a single person in my life that ate this or the vomit op posted
>>73519544
Its delicious
Maybe you should try it instead of just eating cock all day
>>73521373
there's a difference between cucumber and pickles tho
>>73521150
They're literally bad for you, they have zero vitamins and are just fiber, water and salt
>>73521368
>rich
good kek
>>73521110
>i eat this
>it bad but i need memes to keep away the mussies
hashtag cuckservatism dont forget to wash it down with humanbull semen
itt we post terrible food from our countries
extra points for anti muslim things
>>73521373
Wait, Americans don't know kvašáky? Absolutely heretical.
>>73521491
they have vitamin k
>>73521514
>Picking cherries
I'm surprised yiu have any cherries left in america. I thought the niggers popped them all.
>>73520797
'Ey, they served this kind of bread back in Kettering at the Carillon Brewing Co. It was pretty good stuff.
>>73521373
you clearly have no idea about american grocery stores. we have an entire aisle just for all the different types of pickles.
>>73519544
If you live in a trailer it is..
>>73520215
It's peanut butter, mayo, and banana. It's fucking delicious. Just peanut butter and mayo is awesome.
Best though is peanut butter, pickles, bacon, american cheese, and mayo. Seriously a kickass sandwich.
>>73521640
>>73521070
YOU'RE RIGHT. EVERYONE EATS THESE. I'M SORRY I LIED.
jackass
>>73521533
>haggis
>bad
It's perfectly healthy you fucking retard.
>>73521110
Why is true haggis banned in the US?
Also, I thought haggis was made with lamb/sheep offal? Heart/lungs/liver.
>>73521752
>>73521665
your country is a shit and i cant wait the day we invade and shot every single one of you
>>73521665
I'm sure you can pick between Kraft pickles and Nestle pickles.
>>73520797
>those giant seeds slapped onto the sides of the bread
'no'
they only do that shit to make it look authentic
nobody ate bread like that in the past senpai, they'd call it poor work if they did see seeds half that size
>>73521016
In the south it is. Loads of people eat it, dipshit.
>>73521837
>>73521962
>>73521849
>Czech invasion of America
I want this to be the next call of duty
>>73521889
Pumpkin seeds in bread are god tier, shut up Colgate.
>>73520655
Not sure what part of the south you live in, but that is definitely a thing here in Georgia. It's gross, but it is a thing.
>>73521992
>>73519544
honestly would still eat that desu
>>73522033
>>73520797
Sorry mate but polish bread tastes like shit.
Fuck sourdough.
Proper loaf right here m8.
>>73522033
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/environment/9338023/British-population-is-getting-too-fat-for-the-planet.html
>>73521792
I didn't say everyone ate them.
But don't act like you're some kind of representative of the entire south when you say you've never heard of it.
>>73521849
>>73521870
wew you guys are salty. you would probably be shocked at just the amount of different types of salt we have. last nights dinner to show how us poor burgers eat
>>73522102
>>73521992
>Chips and beans
God tier
>>73522135
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-health/10863001/Why-are-British-girls-so-fat.html
>>73520008
RARE CREDIT CARD FLAG
>>73522181
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2011/01/07/its-the-govts-fault-fmr-worlds-fattest-man-sues-british-national-hc-for-weight/
>>73522233
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3151913/Obese-Brits-are-Europes-fattest.html
>>73522135
>11 posts by this ID
>getting this triggered
You know we could just trawl peopleofwalmart, Right?
>>73522276
>>73522289
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2249406/The-FAT-map-Britain-Brummies-largest-waistlines-Brighton-boys-thinnest.html
>>73519544
just cuz you like it doesn't make it acceptable
>>73522328
http://www.dogsonacid.com/threads/why-are-british-woman-so-fat.705234/
>>73521629
A regional take on boiled dinner.
The meat is pork that was soaked in a salt brine.
I ate this at least twice a week growing up, and the next day I'd cut the leftovers up into a pan and fry it up into a hash. Fucking amazing.
>>73521629
This is served at parties. Ingredients: minced pork meat and onions. Pretty great though
>>73520655
>t. Barack Hussein Obama
>>73522374
http://www.nbcrightnow.com/story/16139440/fmr-worlds-fattest-man-
>>73522436
>>73522388
is this some kind of joke
>>73521933
no you're full of shit nobody eats that and if they do they should be liquidated
>>73521849
You couldn't even invade Rhode Island if the rest of the States and the national army promised not to help them, let alone invade the whole country.
>>73522436
http://expressng.com/2015/06/linda-ann-jenns-british-woman-who-killed-a-jogger-begs-judge-says-she-is-too-fat-for-prison/
>Linda Ann Jenns: British Woman Who Killed a Jogger Begs Judge, Says she is ‘too fat for prison’
kek
> be american
> get triggered
>>73522374
http://www.noo.org.uk/NOO_about_obesity/adult_obesity/international
m8
>>73522510
yea i let it to mexican
>>73522539
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2415777/Police-fitness-test-biased-favour-fat-male-officers-forces-women-endure-sexist-conditions.html
>>73519544
what the fuck. What kind of autistic fucker would eat that shit?
>>73522082
>inflatable finely processed wheat dust held together with synthetic binder
Nigel please.
>>73522130
There's only one type of salt, retard, NaCl. Everything else is marketing garbage for clueless idiots like you. That Himalayan pink shit? It's standard table salt contaminated with iron, it doesn't make it healthier or taste different in any measurable scale.
>>73522472
No, it's real. It's usually a hedgehog with onions or salt stick as stings. But you can make variants like a Mett-pig
>>73522620
>yea I let it to Mexican
I know English isn't your first language, but you could at least try.
>>73522472
you'll never know the koys of a mett igel. a minced meat hedgehog
>>73522709
That's not at all what that loaf is you utter retard. You're just so used to making shit bread you don't know what a real rustic loaf looks, smells or tastes like.
>>73521629
>tfw the Islamization has gone so far in Poland that there's a polack out there who has stopped calling it pork and calls it anti-Muslim meat now instead.
>>73522855
>>73522815
mett-igel sind die herrenrasse.
andere mett-tiere sind was für untermenschen.
>>73522709
you will never understand the glorious capitalist freedom of buying unnecessarily pink salt.
>>73522850
not an argument
>>73522650
Have you ever been poor as fuck with not a lot of options? It might taste like absolute garbage, but you gotta get those calories somehow.
>>73522913
as if it's taboo to eat pork and everyone who eats it only does it to trigger Muslims.
>>73522930
>red sausage dick with tomato balls ftw
>>73522888
>British bread
>good in any sense of the word
Just give up, m8. When I lived in Britain, Czech bread was what I missed the most. Your bread has no taste.
>>73522388
You eat raw pork?
>>73520215
Of course it's a fucking leaf.
Literally nobody eats this shit, not even niggers.
>>73523052
>>73522993
dude wtf. he consumed the souls of his babies
>>73523127
Sure. Also common: a bun with raw minced meat, just add onions, salt and pepper. Delicious, you should try, this triggers the muslims
>>73522993
Of course he's Swedish......
toast sandwich. the cheapest lunch on the british menue
>>73520215
>>73520159
>not cream cheese and bananas
now this is shit posting
>>73523134
>i dont eat it therefore nobody does
I'd link you to lmgtfy but i dont feel like it
>>73522993
This is even worse than painting with menstrual blood.
>>73523272
Don't you get sick?
>>73522388
>>73522815
You don't cook it at all?
average american dish
>>73523356
Imma link my dick to the back of your throat nigga
mmmmm
>>73523140
>>73523531
they get better when aged
>>73523453
So we basically eat the same stuff.
Guys. Clearly anyone who doesn't hunt their own meals and eat that isn't American. Venison sausages are the best.
in this case, usa = basketball americans
lifters eat this high protein snake. If any of you fat fucks actually worked out you would know this.
>>73523395
>>73523413
No, it's raw and harmless if produced right and cooled. It wouldn't be allowed here otherwise. Propably hundred thousands of Germans eat a raw meat everyday in form of a minced meat bun.
As usual babies and old people should better avoid that just in case
>>73523807
you can eat my high protein snake
God tier food
>>73523786
>usa
>black family
>>73519544
This isn't common for anyone to eat in America, but you're just trolling so why am I even replying.. 3/10
>>73522954
>feels good
But seriously do not buy that pink shit. They don't put iodine in it. It seems silly but Iodine is pretty based.
>>73520790
this is actually good
>>73520262
Same bacon sandwiches for days. Baked beans, pork chops, salmon patties, deviled eggs, green bean casserole, roast beef.
White trash food is basically English food so fug off Brit cucks
>>73519985
Hot sauce and popcorn...yess. My favorite late night snack. I am tortured atm, because I'm on this diet for my allergies. No corn products whatsoever, peanut or gluten.
>>73521657
Sup Dayton bro
>>73520797
>eating pointless carbs like bread making you feel sluggish and bloated.
>>73520068
I was friends with a US senator whose favorite snack was a peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwich.
>>73520586
>>73524373
>white trash
I want all race traitors out of pol.
>>73521283
on bread with some mustard.
>>73521368
>rich
>poorer than Mississippi
>>73524319
I don't use the pink stuff. I use large grain sea salt for grilling and normal table salt for everything else. none of that flaky jew stuff either.
>>73519544
>not enjoying a mayonnaise and peanut butter sandwich
Do people actually do this? How can you call yourself American and not eat our definite cultural dish?
>>73522993
why
>>73524580
>it's better to fill up with bacon and cheese
No really, low carb isn't a meme diet at all!
>>73524695
Do you think the large grain salt is better for grilled meat? I usually just use table salt when getting my steak ready. I think it tastes good. But in videos and stuff people are always using that fancy salt. Is it really worth it or is it a status thing?
>>73519544
No way this is acceptable. Fluffernutter FTW.
>>73522143
They're fries you bloody, insufferable cunt.
>>73525013
What the fuck who uses peanut butter use some damn Nutella jfc
>>73523786
fucking hell America
>>73525166
>nutella and fluff
enjoy your fucking type 2
>>73523786
>eating both McDonalds and Burger King in the same week
>>73525006
the large crystals wont dissolve as easy. table salt is good for mixing into food, sea salt if good on the outside because it wont run off with the drippings from the meat on the grill.
>>73525306
It's dessert m8. Not a lunch. But ugh seriously the peanut butter would overpower the fluff goodness that's a waste of fluff
>>73523786
>USA, UK, and Germany all eat processed meme food
Top kek. Why do Eurocucks pretend that they eat so much better than we do?
>>73524373
My whole family is from Ulster we invented white trash fgt
>>73525484
>>73519544
Hi Rashjeet I know you have no friends and want to shitpost about America but please stop
>>73525398
hmmn, I never thought about that. I might give it a shot then.
>>73523786
Mongolia has the best food.
>>73525477
If you've never had a fluffernutter, you're not qualified to comment on what the peanut butter "would" do. The combination is magical, and far more balanced between sweet and salty than the unmitigated sugar bomb you are advocating.
Give it a shot -- there's a reason it's a New England classic. If you don't like peanut butter, fine... we'll just have to stipulate that you're weird.
>>73525477
you have no idea what kind of dynamic flavor you're missing
>>73525776
crystal size is the only real reason to use different types of salt
>>73525868
I despise peanut butter. Peanuts in general, actually. So I guess I'm weird.
>>73525484
At least we got beer on deck
>>73525484
Germany looks fine
It's the Anglosphere that's fucked up
>>73524598
I embrace the white trash fgt. My entire family is Ulster Scot and from Appalachia.
>>73526002
We'll agree to disagree, then, mate -- cheers.
>>73523786
>Ecuador
Fedora the nation
>UK
Is the dog part of the food or part of the family?
>USA
Blacks. At least the're not a mixed couple
>Germany
So much beer and wine. No wonder they still vote for Merkel.
real food coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0KcoZhG3oE
>>73519544
Nigga, that's fuckingg disgusting.
>>73519544
>look up what miracle whip even is
>Current primary ingredients are water, soybean oil, vinegar, high fructose corn syrup, sugar, modified corn starch, and dried eggs.
Sounds fucking disgusting desu kohai.
Baka!
>>73519544
I miss miracle whip so fucking much.
>>73519544
No it's not.
>>73526660
it's like regular mayonnaise except it has flavor
>>73520790
Peanut butter and dill pickle on toast - was a staple growing up in southern Alabama. Peanut butter is warm and gooey and the pickles cold and crisp - just awesome. We also had cheese sandwiches (mayo and sliced velveeta).
>>73526468
It's funny because of his accent XDDD
>>73526191
Cheers!
>>73527393
It's actually a pretty good guide, I don't very much like the accent myself.
>>73521514
>SLOW
this cracked me up
>>73521629
Tripes are actually alright despite how disgusting they look. They taste a bit like sausage.
I don't really eat it if I don't have to though
>>73522276
well, you will need gold digging equipment to probably get past that amount of fat.
I really hope most of these amerifucks are trolling.
Unless they aren't, this country is going to sink into the ocean.
>>73522033
never noticed before britons are slavs
>>73521070
> forgotten
Yeah that's quite the staple
>>73521933
Southerner here. Never heard of a pb&p sandwich nor do I know anyone who would eat it.
Pamiento cheese on white bread is my shit though.
>>73528046
I had tripe at a chinese place once, it was pretty good
>>73523272
Enjoy your worms
>no one here on the Elvis diet
>He’d eat breakfast at 4pm, usually a pound of bacon, said the tabloids. He ate beef for every meal, said his chef. He ate so many Spanish omelettes that he created an egg shortage in Tennessee. “Rumours also claimed that he once ate 30 cups of yogurt, 8 honeydew melons, and a hundred dollars worth of ice cream bars in one night"
http://junkee.com/heartburn-hotel-eating-like-elvis-in-his-final-days/17350
>most of american 'cooking' consists of putting processed food together
?
>>73524425
What are you some kinda fruitbowl for christ sake?
>>73523786
>uk and america are the only ones where the fruit and veg isn't prominently placed and up front
you fell for jewish menes
Best combo coming through
