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American kills for a cheeseburger, non nig edition


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A Florida man accused of killing his older brother in an argument over a cheeseburger has appeared in court.

Police say Benjamin Middendorf shot his sibling in the chest with a 9mm handgun on Thursday night in St Cloud, 28 miles (45km) south of Orlando.

The 25-year-old suspect was arraigned on Saturday on charges of first-degree premeditated murder.

The altercation began when the 28-year-old victim, Nicholas Middendorf, their mother and a third man returned to the home from a night out, according to a police report.

"I just shot my brother on accident," a distraught man is heard telling a 911 dispatcher in audio of the call released by police.

"We were in a fight and I grabbed a gun and I shot him. Oh God. I’m so sorry."

Mr Middendorf was pronounced dead at the scene.

A woman's voice could be heard on the 911 call saying: "You want fries with that?"
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>>73506422
>Florida

Shock
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>>73506422

> Florida
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Look faggot, if it's not nigger crime I don't give a fuck. Get lost.
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>Florida

Like pottery.
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a mans gotta eat
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>>73506422
>Florida man
We should have a thread about Florida men, special things happen in Florida.
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>Florida
bugsbunny.gif
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>>73506853
Those Florida men are something special.
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which is worse, florida or california
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>>73506853
>tfw saw the video of this on m-therless
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>>73507003
top kek
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2590327/Slaughterhouse-horrors-Florida-man-charged-felony-animal-cruelty-charges-investigation-reveals-torture-animals-unlicensed-slaughterhouse.html
>Inside the horrific illegal slaughterhouse where terrified animals were shot, stabbed, gutted and BOILED ALIVE before cops arrested its drug dealer owner known as 'Freaky'
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>>73507003

> dat last one

is he die?
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>Florida

Not surprised
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>>73507271
No. Just headache.

What? You think Florida man actually has a brain?
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>>73507003
>pack of beer
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>>73506853
Holy shit. That's some straight deliverance shit

>squeal like a pig
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>>73507230
>Raul 'Freaky' Fernandez
TEN
FEET
HIGHER
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>>73506422
>A woman's voice could be heard on the 911 call saying: "You want fries with that?"
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F L O R I D A
L
O
R
I
D
A
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Florida is the cancer of all the states.
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>>73507554
You think it's the drugs?
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>>73507211
California. Florida is at least self contained.
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Is Florida like America's little Australia or what?
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>>73506422
dat flo rida
he a good boy
dindu nuffin
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>>73506422
>Florida man
I mean we just had this same thread last night, but we could have it again if you really want to.
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>>73508011
>"what was i supposed to do?"
KEK
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>You want fries with that?
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>>73506422
What is it with America and fucking sandwiches?

Teenage nigger Sluts literally fuck men for a burger. Niggers and white men kill each other for burders. This fucking place is obsessed with fucking burgers.
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>>73507901
Pretty much, the heat and humidity seem to drive people insane, and when you mix shitloads of cubans/flips/unstable whites/nogs all together in that heated blender, absolute comedic gold comes out.
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>>73507211
California.
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>>73506422
It better have been a good sandwich
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>A woman's voice could be heard on the 911 call saying: "You want fries with that?"
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>>73507901
Florida's fucking magical, dude.
It's like Australia meets Somalia.
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>>73508522
It sounds like it was McDonalds or something. McDonalds is complete shit.
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>>73508522
Good burger, son

But yeah, kinda wish they would reveal where the burger was from.
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>>73506422
>Florida
Sasuga
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>>73506422

>ya I just accidently my brother with a gun
>DISPATCHER: what's you name , and location si---
>YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT SIR****
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>>73506422
Shouldn't that be second degree?
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>>73506422
>assaulted mid-burger
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