Since Battlefield 1 is about WWI I thought this would help with the mood.
ITT: be like it is 1917
>>73504541
Thou art nothing but a wee lad, nuetonic scum! Your pestelence has besettled me britches and thou shalt pull me saber and thrust ye into thou void, great euphoria shall be bestowed as me saber erupts with virile fluidity
Looks like we've found ourselves in a crump hole boys. That being said don't let Archie get ya tonight have a dekko before you tuck in to your pogey bait
and I better not wake up to the Hun rolling a daisy cutter through our trench
>>73504541
>>73504541
Well doughboys, we finally got here, lets mop up the Germans
*complete silence*
>>73505985
Op said 1917 not 1918.
I swear to Christ if Jerry sinks one more unarmed merchant ship we're coming over there
Never forget #TrenchFoot!
Reminder that war is hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Pd527GN48
Amazing /pol/ is more on topic than /v/
Its like the two threads got swapped round
>>73504541
>like it is 1917
Let's not get involved, lads. Let the Europeans kill each other. No need to get killed ourselves.
>>73506450
>>73506949
Mind lending us a hand? IT has been the sixth gas attack this week and we barely have a square inch of unburned skin between all six of us left in this trench.
Let us not be of involment, our leadership shall be from behind, problems that arise within are more of matter!
>>73506832
spooky red filter with autistic fucking roaring see,now this is war men lmao
>Battlefield 1 is about WWI
Its about black discrimination in the frontlines
GODZ SAVEZ MY MUH FUCKING BROTHA KAISER WILHELM
>>73507250
edgy
>>73507279 it's called operation
Get behind darkie
>>73507250
Did it frighten you as much as it did me?
I feel like you're only staying strong out of fear.
>>73504541
Like we have something to fear. Germany would never invade a neutral country. Life as usual lads.
Battlefield 1 WW1 without France. Next Time Battlefield Napoleon War without France.
HOL UP
>>73504541
We just repulsed the last German attack and we have begun liberating our land, and for once Russia is not incompetent. Nothing bad can happen now.
>>73507727
Don't they already make games/movies about the American independence war without France?
>>73504541
When will there be another ww2 shooter
>>73507930
Who knows, maybe you'll get Transylvania back from the Hungarians :^)
>>73507465
Damn Austro-Hungarian soldiers were a lot darker it seems.
>>73504541
иди нa хyй cyкa Блять
>>73507725
This guy knows what's up
>>73504541
Super hype. I prolly won't even buy cod.
>>73507465
Cant wait to play a kommando nigger in the campaign slaying the evil white man.
>>73504541
its honestly the first battlefield game I'm considering buying
>>73507980
the most popular movie i can think of mentions france, as an integral part of voctory. Mel gibson in The Patriot
see
>>73495344
>>73508483
Yeah. What's up with all of these countries not embracing neutrality?
Shit's literally the bomb, like those new ones you throw out of a plane
>>73507465
>not using the gangsta nigga shooting style
>>73507727
Seriously? Tried googling it, but the irrelevant shill gaming sites were all I got.
Everyone is dying around me, this is the closest humanity has ever come to hell, my best friend was blown to pieces in front of me... but at least there's no niggers around.
Need to run a blockade? Want some weapons?
NETHERLANDS HAS GOT YOU COVERED
Slightly higher price tag, say about 5 times normal price, war tax and all that you understand!
>>73504541
Gee those Europeans are in one hell of a slugfest! Sure am glad Good Ol' Wilson is going to keep us out of that nasty war right gents?
>>73507725
>>73504541
guys should we join the war and take thasos back from the bulgars? maybe even constantinople and smyrna
>>73504541
ahahahahahahah russkies got raped and now germans are getting raped
you reap what you sow, faggots
THE KRAUTS ARE CONSPIRING WITH THE SPICS TO INVADE AMERICA???
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DAILY REMAINDER THAT TSAR NICHOLAS II IS A KEK AND RUSSIA IS AN ENTIRE NATION OF KEKS, GETTING THAT BIG RASPUTIN DICK
>Be Indian Conscripted infantry to British
>Remember back home when I poo in loo
>Out here everyone poo in trenches
>No one makes fun of Poo in loo
>>73507930
Don't worry, fecior. The king looks like he knows what he's doing. Same for his son. I bet he'll be a great ruler.
Now be a good boy and go look for Patrocle, before he kills another one of our neighbour's sheeps.
>>73504541
>chiling in ww1 in a trench
>am officer
>this cracker gives me a look like "you cant be an officer nigger"
>Knock that cracker the fuck out
>steal keys to his blimp
>Fly to berlin and destroy city single handed
>free all the jews
shit was tight
>september 1914
>french infantry officer
>fresh out of the military academy
>prepare for an heroic charge in the trench
>encourage my men, take the lead of the charge
bulletintheback.censoredletter
>soldiers steal my belongings on my dead body
>toss my naked body in the no man's land
no charge today
>>73508842
Barely mentioned at the end of it. It is not like it was just a part of a second 7 year war and France invested so much into this that it led to their own collapse. 90% of your gunpowder was made in France. They gave you 500 tons of weaponry.
The French were complete faggots for the last 100 years but they wuz kangs once. At least that's what history books tell me.
>>73504541
Does no one know about Verdun?
It's on Steam and I have it, fuck you Battlefield ;_;
>>73506773
no fucking way
So I told my mates to lay down on the floor.. they actually did it the absolute madmen hahahahahahaha!
>>73505985
>American education
>>73504541
>Be me
>woman
>"""suffer"""
>>73514067
You're right, it'd be more like
"Lel look at all these dead faggoty limeys, cucks and maple niggers. Oh well, time to go make the world great again boys."
>>73504541
Going to travel to Germany to get my jaeger training, wish me luck.
>>73514112
>Give white feather to the men who want to live
>At the same time, ask for "equal" rights
>>73514496
Waffles are pwning this thread.
>>73514053
>absolute deadmen :^)
>>73505800
Good one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Pd527GN48
>>73514625
kek
>>73506773
I would rather die in a trench instead of living now.
#TrenchFoot
>be british youth
>thought the would would be cool
>runs into machine gun fire wave after wave
>British generals never change tactics
thats WW1 in a nut shell
The tsar is a fucking idiot. What the fuck am I doing involved in this war, I don't give a fuck about any of this
>>73514609
Try to call them freedom waffles because they are from France.
>>73514845
I was looking for that song. This is the limit of human mind.
Some of You Guys are Alright, Don’t go to Dublin Tomorrow
>>73514979
I sympathize. But being in a trench would be pure horror, for months or years if you are unlucky.
>>73514845
>>73504541
Things are going great.
Womens rights are on the rise, our economy is growing, and we're secular!
>>73515223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKiR5sVxy0g i love it
>>73507725
I also see no reason for you to resist in any way for we would just pass through. Surely the upcoming conflict would be settled faster this way. And who likes the french anyway?
All theoretically of course.
>>73504541
im suffering from shellshock, i havent had a warm meal in months, i have constant dysentry , all my clothes are either wet or dirty from mud in the trences.............................................................................................................................................................................but at least im not a nigger
>>73514979
I believe you goy, but death is quick and happens only once.
If you die who will operate the machines?
Just arrived on the Isonzo front. Can't believe we're the only four white men in the entire Austro-Hungarian army. If they ever make a game about our experiences they should have a nonwhite Austrian on the cover.
>>73515157
Your generals were smart for you see; We have a set in kill limit. So by sending wave after wave of disposable nothinggoodfors you won the war
>>73504541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Pd527GN48
WW1 Must have been a living hell.
Doubt BF1 is going to display anything of the sort.
I feel so privileged right now. My gf back home always wanted to see the alps. Hopefully Tyrone takes care of her while I hold off the 12th offensive this month.
[Verse 1]
A letter came today from the draft board
With trembling hands I read the questionnaire
It asked me questions about my mama and papa
Now that ain't what I call exactly fair
[Chorus]
So I'm heading for the nearest foreign border
Vancouver might be just my kind of town
Cause they don't need the kind of law and order
That tends to keep a good man underground
>>73516349
Underrated
>>73515350
What are you trying to say?
This is the last time I let an Asian fly my zeppelin
>be French
>get shot
>>73516650
>you will never have severe nerve damage from entente gas attacks
It may be far away, but all these brave soldiers are women and black men
>>73515461
>>73514979
>>73516220
Should read Louis Barthas war notes. He lived through the whole thing.
>>73517471
Do you know what this says? It's from 1915 before heading off to the Italian Front.
>>73510000
Underrated quads
>>73517698
The Italian front was like hell on earth from my understanding
I don't really feel well, think I'm coming down with a little flu. It's nothing right?
>>73516158
This war will be over before winter anyway, what would it change?
>>73518077
My great-grandfather never spoke a word of it when he was alive. He was there for the last 2 years of the war with Austria Hungary's 71st infantry but was never wounded or captured. Only thing he kept was his bayonet which looked like it had been through hell and back.
During the battle of the Piave river his regiment was across the flooded river and had to swim across on the retreat. No idea how he survived that considering 1000s drowned.
I'm glad BF1 finally acknowledged the Italian Front but hope they don't screw it up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOQk7ujb9Ok
Thank god all those Africans are helping us in this battle! There was no way we could win this without their superior genes on our side. I just hope this Jamal guy met on the battlefield can fuck my wife after the war.
Also, don't the germans realize this Kaiser is pretty much Hitler?
>>73513249
Wasn't one of the main characters French? Also how often do movies about Vietnam or Afghanistan mention Chinese involvement?
>>73504541
This is gonna be so cool!
>>73518077
Unlike Ukraine or the French/German border, amIright?
Even Antarctica was hell back then.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperial_Trans-Antarctic_Expedition
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ross_Sea_party_1914%E2%80%9316
>>73507727
Also no Russia. I've said this multiple times but game should be:
Base: Western Front, Italian Front, Russian Front
DLC: Turkish campaigns, American forces, and East Africa
>>73518685
>Afghanistan
>China
What?
>>73518647
You mean, the German soldiers are literally Hitler?
>>73504541
Once more unto the breach, lads!
*blows whistle*
>>73504541
can't you germans just fuck off already, my region is always at the fucking forefront with you guys.
Go attack Marseille for fuck sake
>>73504541
You are voting for the Zhivkov constitution on the upcomming polls, right comrades? We must keep communist relations oтлични.
>>73514979
>I would rather die in a trench instead of living now.
good goy, die in wars for us
populational reduction
>>73519006
Most muj weaponry was provided by the Chinese.
Why do they never tell us that you are poor devils like us, that your mothers are just as anxious as ours, and that we have the same fear of death, and the same dying and the same agony- Forgive me, comrade. How could you be my enemy?
>>73519006
The Chinese had some involvement in the Soviet-Afghan War.
>be me
>19 sitting in a trench for over 6 months
>writing letter to my beloved back home
>Dearest Clara,
>It has been many months since last I saw your lovely face. I feel the days getting shorter and I think this war may be over soon. Many of the friends I have had here have been killed from negligence. One of my friends went mad and the Officers executed him for cowardice. Everyone is on edge, many want to return home. My feet have started to develop the wet killer. I try to change my socks but all I have are slightly less wet socks to change into. I fear I may lose my foot, but if it gets me closer to home then I will gladly make the sacrifice. The enemy has begun to use a new Artillery that burns the lungs and skin to an awful purple. The stench is the worst of it. The smell of rotting flesh and human waste run rampit in the trench as I can no longer tell what is water and what is piss. We will be charging the enemy come dawn and I hope we will be victorious.
>Hope to see you soon,
>John
>>73519006
Yes. All germans are born nazis. That's why, if we're lucky, by 100 years we will have a German genocide, be it by killing them all or breeding them out of existence
>>73519428
The equivalent of France for the Soviet/Afgan war is the US. You supported them so the other world superpower would loose a significant part of his might.
>>73519389
sounds gay as fuck lol, you eat children I saw it on one poster Mr Moshe gave me for free
>>73507465
>luger
Is this game implying there were Black German soldiers?
>>73519693
At school nobody ever taught us how to light a cigarette in a storm of rain,
nor how a fire could be made with wet wood;
nor that it is best to stick a bayonet in the belly because there it doesn't get jammed, as it does in the ribs.
>>73519545
We all know the final solution to end this kind of madness is the end of the idea of nations, and since nations are created out of people's identity, we must unite them into one common race of people and then we would have world peace forever. The real enemy is nationalism for as long as it exist, something equivalent to this conflict would appear again and again.
Not even joking, this is where the words final solution come from. Nazis had some kind of German humor. I just wish they would know about Islam back then.
>>73519671
Not really we gave them some fancy missiles and a good chunk of change but the majority of material assistance was provided by the ching chong tiny dongs.
>>73519897
>luger
as you are an american, I take it this is bait?
No Autochrome Lumiere photos?
>>73504541
>my feet are rotting off
>this watered down rum is terrible
>why couldn't anyone else take this stupid ridge
>i wish i was at home chopping down trees
>>73520114
A refuse to be on equal footing with Niggers and Kebabs
>>73519897
>luger
Check again senpai.
Also the black guy..
>Austrian
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
GERMANY AND MEXICO ARE GOINGNTO INVADE US
NUKE THEM
>>73519693
You're lucky. Mr Goldstein made me pay for my panflet
>>73520357
Actually I'm Canadian but what's the problem?
>>73514272
Lol. More like
"The French and British have weakened the Germans to the point where we can win a war. Let's go shoot some old German men and 14 year olds and take all the credit"
>>73504541
I would love to see the return of WWII games.
Did anyone else grow up playing WWII games in the early 2000s?
>>73520198
At least I learned something today. Why would they want the fall of the other communist superpower? Being alone against the US is not a good thing.
>>73520355
I think back then they imagined an united European race, not chimps and backward religious fanatics. They probably imagined people being proud of this one community and acting for the common good, not individualism at every level.
>>73520567
>Robespierre
Nice name, faggot.
>>73520703
kek'd
>>73517698
i am not czech but from what i can tell it says that his brother is dead, so he will not write, but to be happy because he will write for him, and also to say hello to everyone.
>>73520646
Yeah, but WW1 is so much cooler yet the only WW1 game that ever became popular was Red Barron.
>>73504541
Fuck this war, this Tsar and this country.
I am goping to build another one, with blackjack and hookers.
>>73520703
Well, my state's flag literally is a French flag with an eagle put on top.
I'm not sure if photo is real but it does have the charactoristic autochrome lines from when they were dispursing the starch or something.
>>73520538
More like "No way we are getting involved in an oversea conflict, this country was made to deal with its own problem and to let the rest of the world free to do as it want. This notion is called liberty and it is what we stand for."
>>73520975
fergot pic
>>73520817
Fuck off Muscovite. You shitbags should've been gassed.
hear me my clan, me make smooth moving rock with no corner.
easier for move than dumb 4 corner rock of woman
we big hunt big kill take all home to cave and big eat no waste because smooth rock make all easy.
me call "cart" in honor of allfather kart who gives all the animal and plant to eat
now british victory assured
>>73519389
What is it like to talk about all the times you got your shit fucked up in war, Kraut? It feels good to have never lost a war.
>>73520975
This guy just sat on dirt. Do you think soldiers carry chairs with them to sit comfortably?
>>73521053
Fuck off yourself, burger. We know that you want to gas us, but you know that you never could.
>1917
>revival #2450032456
>Fabian Klein 22 years old from Halle, Saxony
>here I am in the German lines of Somme
>last week I was In call of duty
>I've had a death streak of 45,345
>The memory of making the killing blow of a bullet proof campaign player 3 years ago still warms my heart.
>whistle blows
>go over the treaches
>get stuck with a 7.62
>At this point I can tell the caliber just from the pain.
>do a back flip into the trench and explode for some reason.
>hear faintly in the distance the voice of a child
>"take that Fritz you nazi!"
>Think faintly of my mother, the farm, and the girl I wanted to marry.
>I left them alone, I died for this
>respawn
>1917 Somme
>revival #2450032457
>>73520538
Nice try englishman but your government spent a pretty penny lying to American citizens and killing American civilians in order to pull us in the war against our will. We ought to've killed y'all.
>>73520795
Royalty Ain’t free. The path to the Kingdom and Glory gotta be litterd with the blood of Jacobins and Revolutionaries. Maximillien SATAN Robespierre aka “B. O” is not my presidnet. he is disgusting revolutionary and probbaly a freemason as well :DD. King Louis and Queen Marie Antoinette, not Robespierre and Napoleon ok. Vive le Roi.
Once we beat the Germans they'll never threaten us again
>be me , french canadian.
>british ask canada to vote for Conscription
>Quebec province vote NO , Because we hate Anglo and the french since they Abandonned us to the british
>Still get conscripted
> die
>>73504784
Is this how ameritards think people spoke 100 years ago?
I am in need of 14 stout men to tend to the boilers under my estate. The pay is 3 bits a day plus a pint of beer at the alehouse before supper.
IRISH AND CHINKS NEED NOT APPLY
>>73521271
>Fuck off yourself, burger. We know that you want to gas us, but you know that you never could.
Oh, so cute, the fags from the population sink thinks that he can be stable. Face it, St. Petersburg is the only capital of the Russian empire we respect. You should've stayed loyal to your last Tsar since you fags are subhumans when not subjects of the rightful hereditary rule of better men.
Oh how a once great empire has devolved into a bunch of paranoid urbanites so dumb they didn't even realize that the Proticals of the Elders of Zion was intended to be seen as fake and existed to tell you how to fix your government, not blame Jews for conspiracy theories(its literally not an antisemitic work you fucking eternal dumbass).
>>73521531
No, it's how Americans think English people talk. It's either that or the Cockney "U WOT M8" accent.
Pick one, you rosbif faggot.
>>73521495
>a century later
>your grand grand daughter is sucking ahmed's dick in some forest
>ahmed explodes
>Canada burns non stop for 3 centuries
Believe me, you will have your revenge
>>73521625
Yeah but is that Small beer/ale that's like <1% alcohol and intended to be pretty much like clean water?
>>73505985
>After the sinking of seven US merchant ships by submarines and the publication of the Zimmermann telegram, Wilson called for war on Germany,[147] which the US Congress declared on 6 April 1917.
>>73521851
Why doesn't Quebec just let us annex it? Its a nice addition to the Louisianna territory. We'd have the whole set.
>>73522179
You forgot to mention Britain cutting the telegraph cables and using American civilians as human shields for all the guns that britain failed to destroy(even recently) on the Lusitania. You also forgot all the money Perfidious Albion invested in deceiving the American public.
The brits must die.
>>73522271
they prob don't want americans to kick the french out of them like they did with the cajuns
>>73508341
>Kaiser Wilhelm
>Austro-Hungarian
dude
>>73522271
We are fighting to keep our language in canada and its kinda hard , i dont think the french language will prevail as much if we get annexed to the yankee states
>>73504541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Pd527GN48
Yeah nah i'd rather not thanks m87
>>73518816
>turkish campaigns
so basically a bunch of australians running directly towards a machine gun on a hill and getting mowed down?
I'd buy that
>>73522705
That would be fun, especially if aussies are shouting racial slurs and other kind of bants while you mow them down
>>73522648
There are plenty of carribean groids who are ready to replace you speaking French. It's cool.
>>73520229
>that manlet
>>73522648
>>73522445
Except wiping out French was only done for the same reason we wiped out the German language: WW1 nationalism. Look at how we treat spanish today
>>73523345
I'm not criticizing it, we did the same and I think it was the best decision to make overall
better thank for forever faggots
>>73521023
You guys were a good battlefield
>>73521307
>killing american civilians
That was the Germans.
>to pull us in the war against our will
America wanted to go to war, they wouldn't have gone over a few hundred civilians if they didn't. And you guys have falsed flagged yourself so no hard feelings.
>>73517698
>Tuto na tejto karte je vyobrazeni Váš brat Joško Lehuta, těšte sa zneho on vam už nebude pisat lebo už nemože zato vam ja zanho pišem. Pozdravuje Vas šetkih troh z Prahom Daniel Zaborski "Linovljani Llavonija"
On this card is picture of Your brother Joško Lehuta, be happy for him, He will not write to you because he can't, I will write to you instead of him. He greets all three of You from Prague
Daniel Zaborski
"Linovljani Llavonija"
That's pretty old dialect. I guess someone from moravia/slovakia country. I don't really understand this "Linovljani Llavonija" I don't even know if i read it right, it's a name of person or place I guess. The text doesn't mention that his brother is dead as >>73520796 suggest
>>73524170
>That was the Germans.
No, the Germans were teh ones who spent money telling Americans NOT to get on the Lusitania. Germany didn't start intentionally killing Americans until it became clear that there was no way they could avoid war with a country being used and abused by Perfidious Albion.
Read the line "Although they were warned, the warning they scorned, And now we must cry in despair." in the 1917 song "When the Lusitania went down".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cRaYYZzmVw
We should've declared war on the red empire. History would've been a lot better if we sided wit the Kaiser.
>>73524170
>America wanted to go to war, they wouldn't have gone over a few hundred civilians if they didn't.
We were neutral you fag. We didn't want them getting on that ship but it would've been illegal to forbid American citizens from boarding that doomed piece of shit. It was you fags who lied about the cargo and then lied about the German response to the sinking(which they genuinely felt bad about).
Fuck you we could've annexed your asses and brought real terror on you fucking imperials.
>>73525686
>No,
Yes. The Germans torpedoed a civilian ship with Americans on it, this is fact. America decided to go to war over it
.
We were on the wrong side during WW1. We shouldn't make that same mistake again. Daesh is the only ally we should have in the Middle East since they're the only ones trying to correct the mistakes of european colonialism. We should arm them with nukes.
Everyone's grandchildren will agree with me that the Islamic State would be a better ally for America than the Euros, Iranians, or Saudis. Imagine the investments that clean slate could provide.
>>73526372
>Yes. The Germans torpedoed a civilian ship with Americans on it, this is fact. America decided to go to war over it
No, they torpedoed a British ship that was full of weapons that Britain, to this day, denies. The Lusitania deserved to be sank you dumbshit and those retarded assholes from my country who got on it deserved to die but it was Britain that should've been attacked for that treachery.
>>73514053
Kek
>>73525913
Yeah Germans are your great ally. You've seen too many eternal anglo memes friend.
>Fuck you we could've annexed your asses and brought real terror on you fucking imperials.
Judging by Americas military history against anything but 3rd world shitholes (it isn't even that great against those) I'm skeptical about that.
>>73527116
>No, they torpedoed a British ship that was full of weapons that Britain, to this day, denies. The Lusitania deserved to be sank you dumbshit and those retarded assholes from my country who got on it deserved to die but it was Britain that should've been attacked for that treachery.
Wow you sound really educated I'll surely take your opinion seriously and I'll bet American generals and politicians of the time would've appreciated it to . Does mommy know you use this language on the internet?
>>73526909
>Daesh is the only ally we should have in the Middle East since they're the only ones trying to correct the mistakes of european colonialism.
t. product of European colonialism
Also
>Daesh
Leftist shill detected
>>73516749
>1917
>Tyrone
wat
>>73504541
>playing war video games as an adult
Low emotional intelligence detected. If you want to be a jingo at least have the decency of getting your ass killed for your precious country.
>>73528873
Thanks for the weapons my man!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwTo9bYo-g0
NON PASSA LO STRANIERO
>>73516749
>Americans
>Holding off German offensives
While you're all killing each other, the Jews are planning ahead.
Hanging out on these tropical islands is nice, thanks Germany :^)
