Hello people of /pol/.
It has come to my attention that we are losing more lives than ever before upon the streets of the United Khanate.
We are seeing a sharp rise in the amount of biscuit tins and variety boxes used for deadly and violent crimes across not only the capital but the greater UK as a whole.
We will be investigating and prosecuting anyone who is seen to be in possession of one of these terror weapons - you'll be looking at fifteen years in prison sonny jim.
Not letting any Brit escape the long arm of the law.
>>73496806
HIGH
CALIBER
BISCUITS
Old story, I live in Norfolk and heard about the biscuit assault a few months ago
You realise this is because reportable crime (ie, shit white people do) is so non violent the best they can do is some cunt throwing biscuits? That's just a testament to how peaceful white people are.
Our biscuits are protected by the 2nd amendment.
oh no
>>73496806
Watch out Britbong, hes got 3 clips of high capacity assault biscuits.
Ban Assault Nettles
BIN THAT CRUMPET
