Who are you voting for in the Australian general election? I side more with Liberal usually but Turnbull is obviously a globalist puppet.
Im a lolbertarianFag so Lib dems boy. Soz in advance.
>>73472014
That is a nice Pepe m8. similar to on I'd seen before, but subtly different.
I am voting for the meme right wing minor parties.
>>73472014
I'm so bloody disenfranchised by our politics at the moment. We need some decent leaders who don't give in to public opinion but lead and people can rally around them.
We just don't have that.
I've been thinking a lot of trying to get over this political apathy a lot of Aussies have and try to do something to contribute politically, maybe even go into politics.
Our country is good. Could be worse, and it could be better.
>>73472014
The Greens.
>>73472723
>who don't give in to public opinion
No m8 we need the opposite. We need ones who DO give in to public opinion.
What they actually give in to is media and elite opinion. that is not the same as true public opinion.
If these cunts who rule us gave in to public opinion we wouldn't have half the immigrants we do, we would still have the death penalty, and the Chinks wouldn't own half our country.
>>73472014
Does it even matter. I could flip a coin for Liberals or Labour and we'd still end up with the same shit
>>73472014
Friendly reminder to vote for liberal democrats.
Unless you hate freedom that is.
>>73472939
I hate libertarians m8. Freedom is okay.
Katters Australian or Family First I guess, >abortions for none and less lebbos for all.
>>73473034
>less lebbos
Katter is a lebo m8.
>>73472870
Bloody oath. Thanks for rewording what I said.
We need someone who serves the people, not themselves or their bloody overlords.
I'm done with people just saying 'well that's the way it is sadly, all politicians are like that/that's the way the system is'
Screw that, if we can pivot the culture to make it anti PC again and go back to our tough bastard roots then I'll be a happy man.
But we're selling our land to the bloody Chinese hand over fist, American perspectives on 'privilege' are seeping in like poison into the bloodstream.
>>73472882
What are you going to do about it then? Just say oh well, that's that and let your country be overrun and our culture and history thrown out the window?
I don't vote. Hope I never get fined.
>>73473183
Lebbo Christians are not lebbos, dirty wogs but not lebbos. Rude you'd even bring it up desu.
>Australian liberals are actual, classical liberals and not a bunch of sjw socialists
mfw Australia is a stronghold against the retarded american terminology
stay stron cunts
>>73472014
wtf is 'globalist puppet' supposed to mean?
Voting Libs. Turnball is going to be the best PM this country has ever had
social conservashits and economic leftards btfo
>>73472783
Kill yourself cunt
>>73473376
So is the liberal party basically libertarian?
>>73472014
>inb4 LibDem shills come in and shit up the thread
>>73472014
pls vote for the most right wing racist sob you can pls
>>73473420
Yes because libertarian is made up buzzword used by americans to refer to classical liberals
>>73472014
no one :^)
>>73473573
Oh I know that, I just say it to not be associated with college reptilian bullshit at this point
>>73472783
Fucking seriously?
>>73473376
Turnbull is the first actual classic liberal politician for a long time. Fingers crossed he wins comfortably and it means he stops focusing on trying to make himself popular, and starts focusing on restoring our freedoms and getting people off the state's teat.
1) Libs 2) Liberal Democrats 3) Katter
Family First can fuck off, same as Nile, Labor and the Greens.
>Richard di Natale
>Richard of Christmas
>Dick of Christmas
>Christmas Dick
Enjoy.
>>73473376
He's already our PM and did a pretty boring job.
>>73473476
>if he doesn't vote two party he is a shill
>>73473420
No, Liberal Party in Aus supports gun prohibition. Cigarette Taxes, Anti free speech, massive welfare state and public infrastructure spending
It is basically centre-left with some social conservatism because a large part of the party are christians.
Where is the Liberal Dems love, don't u want sum freedum plz.
>>73473752
Also plus one for based Xenophon.
>>73473752
>and starts focusing on restoring our freedoms and getting people off the state's teat
Turnbull doesn't support repealing 18c and has no intention of implementing the right to free speech or any other right.
Why would you think he will do anything to restore anyone's freedoms?
What do we all think of the budget lads? Bar labors
>Muh costing hasn't been done for all 10 years
I thinK it's a decent budget, especially the focus on young NEET punks.
As well as small businesses. They benefit massively from this and are able to grow and employ more people.
No Tones
No Vote
I'm working class so I'm voting Labor.
>>73474066
More of the same big government nanny state high taxes high spending garbage the liberals should be fundamentally opposed to.
>>73473938
Lol Xenphon rides the gravy train like he rides bbc
>>73473783
M8 I support the LDP but holy fuck are the shills for them here annoying.
>>73474128
That's pretty lame m8
Labor pander to the working class far too much in my opinion and divide the nation with >Muh wealthy elites
I can't stand people just blindly voting who their mum and dad voted for.
Or those who fall for the labor propaganda.
probably greens and then labor
>>73473414
>>73473709
Besides immigration -- what is wrong with the Greens?
Libs
If you vote otherwise you must really want this country to go into the toilet faster than it already is.
>>73472014
Xenophon. I live in Pyne's seat and want to see him get BTFO.
>>73474350
>besides immigration, economic policy, social policy and defence -- what is wrong with the Greens?
Honest question, how many seconds did you take to skim their website before deciding to vote for them?
Im just gonna draw dicks on the voting slip and maybe make a box for hitler
>>73474350
Refugees
Guns
Hunting
Forced equality
Pro multicultural
Pro fags and other assorted degenerates
That anal whore Hanson-Young
Supporting that retarded kayak thing
Literal faggots in the party
Anti fun
I can go on
>>73474350
Collapsing all industry under a 90% corporate tax rate. Banning cars
>>73474282
The wealthy people vote for Liberal because they personally benefit from their policies. Why would I as a working class person coming from a poor family vote for a party which is not in my economic interests?
I did that online ABC test and came out as Greens. What the fuck. I never asked for this.
>labour
Will sell you out to the Chinese, spy on you and import chinks and mussies.
>liberal
Used to be good on immigration, will now also also sell you to the Chinese, spy on you and import chinks while pretending not to like mussies.
>Greens
SJW: The Party
>any other party
99% chance they won't win the seat but you should put a minor party first.
>>73474586
Holy shit. This is just like the USA
>>73474556
They personally benefit from their policies? M8, last budget said they're cracking down massively on these rich buggers who stow their money overseas. Liberal is supporting small business and growth, which will benefit you and your family by offering jobs and opportunities.
What is labor offering? More handouts?
>>73474586
>99% chance they won't win the seat but you should put a minor party first.
So much this, the only way you're gonna change anything although it is a slow process.
>>73472014
Greens.
Both majors are neo-liberal zombie economics apologists
>>73474320
Probably low energy
I'm voting for trump
Labour.
>>73472014
Doesn't matter. You will always be one of the most authortarian nanny states to exist.
>>73474586
Neither side of politics is against immigration. Stopping a few thousand boat people pales in comparison to the number that are let in through other channels. It's just a way of seeming tough. That prick Howard has given interviews where he explicitly says this.
>>73474702
Why do you want to let in thousands of refugees who will do nothing but collect welfare
>>73474702
Consider using the business end of the nearest firearm.
May have to travel a touch to find one.
The greens will bring in madness in the form of PC culture. It's destroying the culture and prosperity of America.
I don't want that in Australia.
>>73472014
The Bull
>>73474827
Piss off cunt. The entirity of Europe comes first
No one voting for Australia First?
>>73474675
Labor have always been for the little guy m8. It's sad that they have been taking over by SJWs but I think Labor being in power benefits the lower and middle class more so Liberals being in power. They're both not against immigration anyway so what's the benefit of voting Liberal really?
>>73474929
>I don't want that in Australia.
M8 it's already here, just bloody sign up to okcupid and you will see what I mean. Universities are churning out lefty SJW's by the year.
And many government positions now have minority quotas.
Invalidating my ballot because I loathe Democracy and refuse to enable it.
Fuck the Liberals.
Fuck Labor.
Absolutely fuck the Greens.
Fuck all the meme parties.
And fuck all the cuck independents.
>>73474702
The Greens are burnt-out Marxists that paradoxically support cultural and economic erosion, while saying that we need to protect the environment.
You think anybody will give a shit about the environment when they can't even get a fucking job due to their shitty mismanagement? What is their solution for scaring off all enterprise and business? Everybody being employed by the government.
Cognitive Dissonance: The Party.
SMOKE WEED ERRDAY, AMIRITE lel
>>73474827
What about the Patriotic Act, NSA and the fact that both political parties have been bought by the wealthy elite and corporations? That doesn't sound like freedom to me.
>>73472014
Labor. Negative gearing needs to go it's the biggest upper class welfare scheme/scam currently running in Australia.
>>73474827
this.
fuck this country.
got pulled over by the cops on Sunday morning because a taillight was out. Tell them I've got a service booked this week (true) and they go no worries. get a random breath test and I've still got booze in my system (even though I felt sober) from the night before. get taken back to the cop shop and blow 0.08. License cancelled for 6 months.
thanks
>>73472014
Donald Trump for global lord emporer.
>>73475119
But they have guns and we don't. Fucking jealous as fuck.
I want to carry a handgun in my car, I was going down an old country road to go to a ghost town with my m8 and all these fucking kangaroos kept jumping infront of the car. What if I hit one? How would I put the fucker out of its misery?
daily reminder if you vote lib you are a traitor to this country
>>73475154
This.
It doesn't matter who you vote for in the lower house, unless you live in a marginal seat, and even then liberal or labor wins anyway
in the upper house vote for the biggest right wing shitlords you can find
>>73474567
Me too m8
It's just abc trying to shoe in more votes
>>73475154
While I agree with this, the risk is that it will cause a massive downturn in the housing market (which is much needed), which will in turn almost certainly cause a recession.
The biggest knock-on will be that the big four banks are overly invested in properly and their debt is through the roof. While I don't predict a run on the banks, I do predict that the offshoot of an uncontrolled demolition of the housing market (in the form of very suddenly dismantling negative gearing) will lead to interest rates skyrocketing in the medium to long term - making complaints about the current expense of housing almost moot.
TL;DR - I agree, but I don't trust Labor to do it in a sensible fashion.
>>73472014
Anyone except Liberal or Labor, they have proven to me in they can't deliver jack shit. Shills.
They only serve the interests of corporations and banks.
>>73475330
Speaking of a recession, has anyone noticed how devalued our dollar is becoming?
What does my picture mean for me?
>>73475330
I say so what? The prices need to come back to reality.
>>73475395
The RBA has been shitting itself for the past few years. They absolutely must raise interest rates but they're afraid that as soon as they do that, it will kick off the recession that is long overdue. They can only keep lowering interest rates for so long.
>>73475330
No one else will though. The Liberals are all totally bought.
>>73474910
stay mad faggot
Thoughts on these two?
>>73472783
enjoy paying for trannys surgery and your replacement by rapefugees
>>73475404
You're a freak
>>73475404
It means you shouldn't vote for Greens. Ever. You're on the right side, friend
There's no one worth voting for. I feel defeated. If the Liberals were more sane towards nationalism and technology I'd vote for them. If Labour was more sensible on immigration and spending I'd vote for them. I'd fucking vote Greens if they weren't so butt fuck retarded leftist on things, or on energy and their save the whales attitude towards all things. This sucks.
>>73475452
Well, what good is a cheaper house going to be if you find yourself unemployed.
Recessions are good if you've stockpiled significant amounts of money in anticipation of them, bad if you're hoping to start a new career or hold shitty liquid assets like property.
>>73474929
calm down Steve-o
In the inner city we prefer science and looking after our countries fragile ecosystem.
not being a faux hard cunt conservative on a Chinese cartoon site
>>73473313
My Czech friend, our liberal party is a mix of classic liberals and conservatives (who are pretty illiberal in the classical liberal sense)
Policy tends to be pro-individual freedom and responsibility while also conservative on social issues :)
>>73475404
Kek, I got the same result. I'm preferencing Family First/CDP/Katter - those sorts of parties.
>>73475474
Fucking perfect, so we're going to be economically fucked so to speak and all they're doing is prolonging the inevitable, I assume the longer they prolong it the worse it will be.
>>73475066
the market is everything right?
your an unthinking cuckservative. Go put on MKR and calm down John-o
>>73475641
>we prefer science
But the Greens deny the existence of race and believe that homosexuality isn't a choice...
>>73475530
anti-white fabian socialists who dreamed of turning australia into an asian country
>>73475745
>actually believing memes on /pol/
This is Australia I am afraid
>>73475700
Yes, pretty much. Look up Lindsay David, 'Australia: Boom to Bust: The Great Australian Credit and Property Bubble '
>>73475724
only white people care about the environment
the best way to protect the environment would be to end non-white immigration immediately
>>73475641
I'm calm m80 oh so calm.
Now that I understand you're trolling.
Took the bait damn it. You'd think I'd know.
>>73475821
But it isn't a meme. The Greens believe that race is a social construct and that a homosexual has no choice in his/her choice of sexual partner.
>>73475651
Yeah, i am a political science student.
These days most nonamerican conservative parties are social conservatives and economic liberals
oh god why did americans have to fuck it all up for everyone
Fucking burgers get out of my nomenclature reee etc.
>>73475641
>we prefer science and looking after our countries fragile ecosystem.
I support those too. That's why I don't want to see this country overrun by hordes of retarded, consuming third worlders.
Fucking watermelons.
>>73475859
But seriously, I am a Greens member and I will be voting Green.
It astounds me in a preferential system people still put the majors first. You people are mad
>>73472014
Australia First.
In 10 years it's gonna cost 10 million dollars to buy a 1 bedroom apartment
>>73475017
Labor are a bunch of whining faggot sjws. If they get in we will be overrun by boat scum. Their monetary policy is to give as many handouts as possible to people who don't need it.
>>73472014
One of liberals policies is support of the TPP, so not them.
>>73475724
No, the market isn't everything, but maybe try travelling a little and see how people live in places where their market is a shambles.
It's about a balancing act. You don't want a government that tinkers with the free market in either extreme.
>>73476005
>bubbles grow forever
top jej
So what did the parties preach today? I'm gonna create a copypasta and update as the parties present their platforms.
What I've gathered so far:
>Libs: Want to lower taxes on businesses in order to encourage entrepreneurship and growth, also to inspire more businesses to hire. "Jobs and growth".
>Labor: Want to lower taxes on businesses too. Want to hand out scholarships to the Indigenous and to devote more money to Indigenous education.
>Greens: Want more renewable energies investments and are solidly keen on a carbon tax. Made it abundantly clear that they dislike Liberals.
Missing anything?
>>73476035
Doesn't matter man, Australia's political outcomes are all down to flip flopping so to speak. Every time there is a new election the other major party will win.
reminder that lefties are either students or public servants and have never lived in the real world.
I will never vote Liberal because they fucked up the NBN, you shouldn't either, because if you do, you're a massive faggot.
We absolutely cannot let Labor get in.
If they get elected it's going to be
>Instant fag marriage
>Instant rapefugees
>Instant defence cuts
>Instant tax rises
>Instant chinese roadway signs
standard conversation with a labor voter at work today. mid 40's unmarried mum with 4 kids, probs receiving every benefit under the sun
>her: anon who do you think will win the election>
>me: hard to tell at this stage, but probably coalition
>her: i like shorten, i hope he gets in
>me: why do you like him?
>her: cause hes for the workers
>me: what does that mean? he went to uni, worked for a union then became a politician. he's never worked a real job in his entire life. what makes him qualified to be PM? at least turnbull is successful and has a proven track record.
her: .....
fucking moron. standard labor voter.
>>73475176
don't drink drive dumbarse lol
>>73476053
None of these things have been happening. Taxes on businesses are very high under the liberals.
And even if they lowered taxes to do with business they would have to collect it from a new revenue source which will probably effect business (Think raising the GST).
>>73476053
Greens: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4kHiUAjTvQ
How do I vote to maximise the chances of Tony getting back?
Not labor if you don't support immigration.
And especially not liberal if you don't want niggers either.
Because liberal promised last time to stop the boats and then increased legal immigration behind our back AND lied to us.
>>73476346
You'll need prayer m8, not voting.
>>73475176
>break the law
>one of the few infallible laws
Fucking police!!!!!!
I am voting for the only true conservative -- Ted Cruz.
>>73476403
Family First?
voting is a fucking meme.
>hurrrrr australians have the right to vote
>voting is compulsory
>compulsory
>right
I have the right to vote yet it's compulsory. Lmao that's not a right fuckhead thats a duty.
Proud empty ballot submitter since 18
I always make sure to vote as an early voter to get this shit over with.
Lets not forget the party elected is determined by the number of seats, not votes. So that means your vote is even less significant
>>73476424
He's as Australian as he is American
>>73476331
I'm not a political scientist or economist, I just want to record what they say, and leave it up to everyone else to analyse and critique it.
But you're most probably right about the GST and all that.
>>73476332
Good post, great video.
>>73476475
> Lets not forget the party elected is determined by the number of seats, not votes
If only there was some way to impact who wins my seat?
>>73476449
God hates them m8. they are just a money-making front using his name.
>>73476477
Exactly! Perfect for Ted Cruz! He doesn't mind!
It literally doesnt matter to anyone who Australia votes for, he'll get eaten by a shark or some shit and no one will remember.
I don't know m8, I have final exams soon and this fucking op-amps are eating my sleep.
>tfw failing a subject
>>73476656
Just follow the formula
>>73476596
At least our PMs have British surnames
>tfw no basedtone
Why doesn't the wound heal? He was ours.
>>73476527
Unless you can plant a family member running for your electoral area, it isnt worth your time.
The entire process takes an hour of my time. Changing clothes>travel>wait in line>travel back home>Shower because of sweat from going outdoors>Change back to home clothes.
>>73476656
The Transfer function involves imaginary numbers and phase angles m8, its not as simple as it looks.
>>73476804
meant to reply to
>>73476691
>>73474350
They're cultural marxists, the living embodiment of the west's cancer.
>>73476777
Isn't it sad? He got eaten up my leftists. He wanted freedom of speech and people complained, his budget was harsh but needed and leftists complained.
Dam it man everything is falling apart.
>>73476777
Don't be sad. His body is gone, that's all.
Someone please aware me on The Greens meme that is spreading like a disease across Australia? They are literally the biggest meme party in the world and yet only Australia takes them seriously.
>>73476213
my parents are public servants.
they're conservative.
>>73476656
1/sqrt(R2R4C1C2)
>>73476656
Dude, I don't know anything about circuits and engineering, but the model is right there for you. I could probably solve this in 20 minutes. Keyword vout/vin= T(s)
>>73476777
>>73476856
Tone was a shit cunt. I can't believe you two faggots actually supported him and his fuck up of the NBN.
Retards like you guys actually vote and I fear for the country's future.
>>73476656
It's the lumped circuit abstraction, it uses highly simplified Maxwell equations like Kirchhoff's laws. It's a piece of shit in comparison to the PDE of Fourier transforms.
>>73476878
cuck detected
>>73476878
r/australia ->
>>73476752
Lets hope it stays that way until our lifetime is up. Very unlikely though, a lot can change in 50 years. Could anyone from 1966 have predicted what Australia would be like today? We're definitely going to have an ethnic pm before our deaths
Lads.
>>73476278
i hate labor but i hate to break it to you, liberals are the exact same thing.
they may promise different things but take a look at last election. they backflipped and upped legal migration.
>>73476958
>M-muh NBN, muh free internet i haven't worked for
Feel free to pay for fibre from the node to your house cunt
>>73472014
Who the fuck is there left to vote for
Greens because they won't win but at least they'll fuck up some other votes, followed by every other (sockpuppet) independent.
>>73472783
Only party that cares about the environment. I'd like not for the human race to halve in population in the next 50 years.
>>73476958
>NBN was overbudget and behind schedule with awful take up rates and was constantly having it's construction plans redrawn by labor for the purposes of pork barreling
>tony was the one who fucked it up
He was the only one who came out and told you the cold hard truth. Don't shoot the messenger. It was never getting finished and certainly not for 34 billion.
>>73476922
>being non-conservative
>feelsgood
>>73476958
>he hasnt picked up that people only want a former pm back once he's specifically a former pm
You have picked up how all our past pm are hated but supported only after they've left? Australians just like to whinge for the sake of it. Wise up.
>>73476958
> 2007 election
> normie friends in love with Rudd
> especially in love NBN
> point out the government sucks at that sort of stuff, and Labor won't accomplish anything
> Apparently I'm a cynical asshole
> Labor accomplishes nothing in 6 years
> Nearly a decade after Rudd nothing has happened
> Somehow this is an argument against the LIberals
>>73477075
>greens care about the environment
>greens want mass third world immigration and a huge welfare state
You can only pick one.
>>73476961
Why are you fucking Russians so good at engineering?
is it the cold or the nothing-better to do?
alcohol?
Can I move?
>>73474350
will ruin mining industry even worse than it is now
will force tax payers to pay for trannies meds and transition surgery
will ruin fishing industry with regulations out the ass
will do dumb shit like carbon taxes
will import a shit load of muslims
>>73476995
A lot of tories during the Whitlam years were predicting things like single parenthood being more common than nuclear families, perverts being socially accepted, etc. They were told they were reactionaries.
>>73477075
Greens have got some seats in the past few elections, so don't give them more votes, even in protest. If you must cast a protest, just go for the right wing meme parties.
>>73476958
>muh free internet
Anyone with a fucking clue about the technology the NBN relies on was already aware the NBN was going to fail mate.
Their planning was way too short term, people without a fucking clue having choice over one of the largest infrastructure projects ever done in Australia, and radical lefties fucked it up for the sake of getting more money for "refugees".
If you actually thought it was getting done, you're the primary target of the Greens and Labor.
>>73476995
Oh, we're going to have an ethnic PM. My sister went to the UK in 1990 and went back just last year, and apparently it's "Completely beyond all repair now" and "waiting for Russia or something to take it".
A lot can change with these radical leftists.
>>73476980
Oh no I got memed on..........
>>73477041
Yes this. I voted for Tony. I got Malcolm. What's the fucking point. Liberals aren't going to stop gay marriage or the browning of Australia. They'll delay it by 5 years.
>>73476596
Hey that only happened once maybe.
>>73477250
Labor is disgusting. The Greens are cunts, but at least they have a vision
>>73477162
This pisses me the fuck off as well, it feels like they bait people in with the eco crap and then spring the trap.
Who the fuck are the greens and why are they jointly trying to destroy both our countries
>>73477257
You voted for liberal not tony. Get that right you idiot. Just hand in an empty ballot next time
>>73472014
LNP in my seat since no one else stands a chance
Pauline in the Senate
>>73476919
Dude (weed) yes, T(s) = V0/Vi, but there are CAPACITORS.
Current in a capacitor is Ic(t) = C[dVc/dt], that makes your equation a partial differential equation, which are a bitch to solve.
>>73476918
fuck off cunt
>>73477374
Oh god, it's that guy who worked out we have electorates and now thinks people voting for party leaders is constitutionally banned
>>73474827
will make the transition to facism easier m8
>>73477387
>Pauline in the Senate
Good man. She has a pretty good chance I think. She almost won a seat in the lower house at the last state election.
I honestly don't know If I'd prefer Labor or Liberal
I'll be voting for Nationalist candidates in the senate but there's no way Labor or Liberal doesn't win my seat
I'll probably figure out the exact order of minor parties I want first on the day (greens will be last) I just don't know If I place Liberals second last or Labor second last
If Labor would just drop their fucking SJW and "Muh refugees" bullshit I'd vote for them but they're making It real fucking hard. Likewise with Liberals, If they just stopped sucking banker and property investors dicks.
>>73477463
>Current in a capacitor is Ic(t) = C[dVc/dt], that makes your equation a partial differential equation
>what is the Laplace transform
>>73477498
>packet's half empty
Clive you cheeky cunt...
>>73475184
m8, if I could vote for Trump I would.
>>73477498
>be in proactive 2016
>still eating this 1950s sugary shit
If you want to eat chocolates, get dark chocolates at >90% cocoa
>>73477572
m8 he only ate three.
It is probably the second packet though.
>>73476374
>australia was already taking in 170,000 a year
>is now taking in even more
The time for revolt was yesterday, only canada and new zealand and germany and sweden trump you in terms of immigration
>>73472014
Whoever agrees to stop African migration and deport those that are here.
>>73474827
>Be american
>Steal burger for starving kids who haven't had a meal in the last 40minutes
>Get shot
There have been multiple men in the US jailed for hentai, not one has in Australia, even our anime has more freedom
I told my family members who hold Australian citizenship to vote for Socialist Alternative. Since any other party they vote will be pro-Chinese anyway
:^)
>>73477509
She was right about those fucking chinese people and now you're paying the price. I'd vote for her and im an australian born chinese from migrant parents
>>73477625
America has most immigrants by far
>>73477655
Ok poor poland
>>73477509
>She almost won a seat in the lower house at the last state election.
Yeah, she was around 100 votes off, I think. Absolutely tragic. I really hope she gets into the Senate.
Which party will give better internet?
>>73472014
the Revolution, with a bullet party.
Australian Liberty Alliance and Hinch's Justice Party.
All other choices are inferior, whilst these are far from perfect they are the closest things you see to either nationalist or zero-tolerance hard law towards repeat offenders.
>>73477705
My currency and your currency are on par, and last I checked, Australia opened more chances for us to invest and buy Australian properties.
>>73477625
U wot
Are you getting flags mixed up again?
>>73477786
>http://www.justiceparty.com.au/#!equal-rights/yiyrd
>http://www.justiceparty.com.au/#!animal-justice/cdz6s
Yeah, nah. Fuck Hinch.
>>73477814
>My currency and your currency are on par
Just because they are both called dollars doesn't imply they have the same purchasing power when they are 1:1.
The fact is you can only spend your dollars on a tiny island surrounded by muslims and burning forests.
>>73473420
Basically Tory. Which is basically Republican.
They're not even remotely Libertarian socially, and would be considered borderline leftists in the U.S.
Economically they are however, to a degree.
http://www.100positivepolicies.org.au/
>>73477786
Hinch is alive?
>>73477869
>Hinch is also a long-time supporter of Greenpeace and Sea Shepherd
Fuck. Dropped like the soap in the shower when Hinch was inside.
>>73473420
Imagine a political party run by John Kasich
>>73476475
good goy have no say in how you are ruled
enjoy getting raped by faggotry and don't complain then
>>73477921
>Girls Into Code
Closed instantly
>>73477892
>Just because they are both called dollars doesn't imply they have the same purchasing power when they are 1:1.
http://www.xe.com/currencyconverter/convert/?Amount=1&From=AUD&To=SGD
They are actually.
>The fact is you can only spend your dollars on a tiny island surrounded by muslims and burning forests.
>what is currency exchange
>>73477921
That whole thing is pure cringe.
The sad thing is they will probably win with that platform given how useless Turdbull is.
>>73474350
Literally everything wrong with modern western civilization is supported by the Greens. They don't even support environmental causes anymore.
>>73472014
I can vote now so who do I vote? Who's the most anti-SJW, anti-immigrant candidate?
>>73477921
Just when I'm pissed off at the Liberals something like this happens and they win my vote right back
dunno who in the house of reps because LDP don't run a candidate here, but greens will be last and labour second last. it's also a very safe liberal seat so i might just spoil my vote
LDP and shooters, fishers, and farmers in the senate
>>73477022
Ok, I'm going for the nuclear bull.
>>73477987
>singapoor education
Boy I can't wait for 1 AUD to buy one JPY since they will have the same purchasing power!
>>73477869
Reasons why he isn't my first choice, that will forever be the ALA (though they suck Israels circumcised cock but everyone has to these days)
I vote Hinch top 3 because his policies would have stopped the Lindt Cafe siege and kept thousands of easily preventable crimes that happened because crims were on bail for serious offenses from occurring.
ALA are for nuclear power, free speech, openly against Islamification, openly Nationalist and for Australian Monoculture etc.
>>73477966
Being raised by chinese migrant parents would make you not give a fuck about voting too.
And its either labor or liberal, two sides of the same coin, if you want to vote for funsies, theres nothing wrong with that but lets be realistic, your vote means fuck all
>>73477921
>http://www.100positivepolicies.org.au/advancing_australian_multiculturalism
>http://www.100positivepolicies.org.au/immigration_increasing_the_humanitarian_intake
>http://www.100positivepolicies.org.au/immigration_regional_and_global_efforts
Labor: The Cuck Party
>>73477926
>Hinch is alive?
Most of him. His liver died a few years ago.
>>73474586
1. Katter
2. LDP
3. Every single micro party
4. Greens/Labour/Liberal
How'd I go boys?
>>73477814
Lol I did a comparison of Australia and Singapore. Turns out on average you will earn 40% more money in Singapore.
I was pretty impressed.
>>73478088
>nuclear
I don't think Malcolm supports nuclear does he?
Looking at your parties shows how cucked your country is becoming aussies.
Get ready for the BMC (big muslim)
>>73478096
oh, you're of those angry chinks. go smoke one of your 85c illegal ciggies
>>73472014
>voting for a major party
cuck detected
>>73478090
>Cuckstralian butthurt
http://www.straitstimes.com/business/businesses-hail-singapore-australia-pact-boost-to-investment-and-trade-expected
This was hailed as a success by Turnbull.
We're taking over and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>73478127
I know you're memeing, but I totally remember him being terminal 5 years ago
>>73477987
Property and cars are way more expensive there, not to mention the work life sucks and everyone is unhappy.
>>73478168
>angry chink
what? Never heard of this stereotype? Explain.
>>73478096
I've noticed Asians don't vote based on race, is there a reason for that? Which party are they a bloc for?
Whats that guns and farmers party? I think their leader was on SBS BTFO of both John Howard and that cock sucking greens MP.
absolutely based man.
>>73478208
What did you expect of a city state half the size of Canberra?
This is the reason why a lot of people here including some of my family bought holiday houses in Brisbane, GC and Adelaide.
>>73478147
If you play your cards right, you don't even have to pay any taxes that isn't your annual income tax.
>>73478333
Shooters, Fishers and Farmers Party
>>73478260
The chinese people do not trust their government in china, so it makes sense for them to not vote for a fellow chinese. Why would you want a chinese in power? Only a chinese will treat other chinese like shit. I'd never vote for a Chinese unless they're at least 4th generation Australian.
Voting for a chink is only one step better than voting for an arab
>>73478181
In 2014 Australia had about 50 billion invested in SG and the reverse was 80 billion. Considering the total GDP of both countries we own a far greater share of your country than vice versa.
>>73478384
I think the smokers rights party has it in the bag this year.
>>73478384
So long as they don't try to fuck with the ocean reservations they sound good. We need those protected areas because they produce all the mature fish that swim out and people harvest.
>>73478181
I'll take the Chinese over The Greens.
I'd rather be flooded with law abiding and economically sensible chinks than swarms of illiterate violent rapefugees.
>>73478114
Delete this
>>73478232
Asian in the West. Socially awkward enough to not quite get accepted by white chads, socially adept enough to realise when they're taking the piss. It's an awkward balance, I'm afraid. Your only options are to either get funny, witty, rich, or just hang out with other Asians and never quite fit in with whites.
>>73478407
>a continent nation comparing GDP with an island city state
You know how pathetic that sounds? The fact that we had more invested in Australia and that Singapore's stock exchange tried a merger with Australian stock exchange (which was approved by Rudd but blocked under Gillard)
Besides, it's not our fault Australia's property laws are fucking stupid and retarded that the mainlanders took full advantage of it.
>>73472014
How did I do chaps?
>>73478515
>law abiding and economically sensible chinks
Lmao...
This anon clearly doesn't know gooks
>>73478604
Also
>>73472014
Labour desu senpai
>>73472014
CDP then ALA, then direct my vote to the Liberals before Labor to keep Shorten and his degenerates out of power.
>>73477701
In terms of absolute numbers, not in terms of intake
Don't be a retard
Vote ALA you dumb cunts. It's the closest thing to Pol you can get
>>73472783
Crashing this economy
>>73476656
Reynolds?
Liberal Democrats, but they have 0 chance.
>Tfw not australian
>tfw even though you're ethnically the same as an australian you'll always be a pom
>>73478609
M8, minus the Vietnamese, I've never had a problem with an Asian.
Plus with no Asians Star City would close and then there would be nowhere to get drunk after 2 a.m.
>>73478598
We have 2 trillion invested overseas of which your country has 50 billion. It seems like a case of 'I don't think about you at all'.
Used to be a bit further to the bottom left (not heaps, though).
greens
>>73478593
Why would it make one an angry chink though? What you described was accurate from my personal experiences though
I agree chinese people have no place here and their chance of success is far less than whites given equal qualifications, also the chinks in australia has less diverse areas to launch their careers. Best bet would be to finish Australian uni then fuck off to china for business. A chinese living in Australia is at a severe disadvantage
>>73478763
Just move here and become Prime Minister like every other British washout.
>>73478790
I'm apparently racist too. Or something.
Also thinking of voting ALA
Can anyone give me some good reasons not to?
whos legalizing weed
>>73478703
This.
Fuck we are NOT going down the path of eruinope. We still have a chance of riding out the storm if we just admit there is a problem and get smart. Summon the ANZAC spirit lads we aren't moving from this place.
>>73478763
Arab is not our ethnicity
>Major parties
https://www.liberal.org.au/
http://www.alp.org.au
http://www.greens.org.au
>Minor parties
https://www.palmerunited.com
https://www.kattersaustralianparty.com.au/
http://www.familyfirst.org.au
https://www.christiandemocraticparty.com.au/
>Based parties
http://www.ldp.org.au
http://www.onenation.com.au
http://www.riseupaustraliaparty.com
http://australianlibertyalliance.org.au
http://www.shootersandfishers.org.au
______________________________________
>Find out where you stand with the parties
http://www.ldp.org.au/quiz/index.html
https://www.votecompass.abc.net.au
https://www.australia.isidewith.com
______________________________________
>Senate vote planning
http://www.belowtheline.org.au/state/wa.html
Just replace wa with your State abbreviation
http://www.senate.io
______________________________________
Story so far:
>Libs: Want to lower taxes on businesses in order to encourage entrepreneurship and growth, also to inspire more businesses to hire. "Jobs and growth".
>Labor: Want to lower taxes on businesses too. Want to hand out scholarships to the Indigenous and to devote more money to Indigenous education.
>Greens: Want more renewable energies investments and are solidly keen on a carbon tax. Made it abundantly clear that they dislike Liberals.
>>73478769
Its not assault and rape you have to worry about with asians. Take housing market for one.
>>73478598
>An island in the strait between China and the rest of Eurasia
vs
>A continent out of the way in the corner of the world
And Singapoor is doing worse? Literally laughing out loud over here.
Voting Labor. Want to accelerate the collapse and a collapse will be the only thing that brings change.
>>73478866
Just think, you will vote for anyone or anything no matter the consequences to the entire country as long as they make it slightly easier for you to get high.
Time to seek help for that habit, druggie.
>>73478784
Why would Australia invest in a country that is already developed and 90% owned by the Singaporean government?
Meanwhile the companies that keep being bought over by Singapore are Australian companies and the fact that Singapore is 3rd or 4th in Australian real estate investment.
Apparently you have no clue on how finance and investment works. Which seems likely because dumb bogans don't take degrees in commerce.
>>73478849
There is no significant reason not to that isn't vastly overshadowed by the bad in other parties.
I'll take the biggest anti-immigration, Nationalist party there is that also opposes foreign investment to mass buy our land. ALA fit those boxes.
>>73478092
ALA wants to allow Israel to annex the West Bank.
>>73478892
>Greens
>Major party
Don't give them the satisfaction please
>>73478802
Not in Sydney.
Hilariously I see a lot of educated and wealthy Chinese women marrying white borderline bogans.
Like their parents have insisted they pick up a white husband and a STEM degree when they send them here.
>>73478923
You seem like you have plenty of friends mate.
How are they doing?
>>73478968
I classed every party that gets about at least 10% vote as a major party m8. I hate them too, but they basically are a major party now.
>>73478802
>be at uni
>chinese only hang around each other
>never speak english
>complain about failing due to lack of english speaking skills
>never consider making australian friends or putting in the effort to learn english
>mummy and daddy chink pumping them with money
>either drop out or cheat their way through uni
Fuck Chinese students, they're fucking up universities with their shit, and the cucked unis
overlook their cheating because they bring in too much money. Plus the fact that they have the audacity to complain they can't speak english but never consider mingling with the aussies and just hang around other chinese being a bunch of rude cunts.
>>73478904
Just do what every other white guy is doing and marry a Chinese girl and get her parents to buy half of your first flat.
>>73477625
The vast majority of our immigrant population are white and usually Brits
>>73478907
>Singapore is doing worse than Taiwan
We don't have thousands of PRC missiles aimed towards us.
>>73478966
Like I said, Israel shills. I want The Don to at least have a go sorting it out before just the inevitable Israeli victory by making the Gaza Strip uninhabitable.
They just in terms of national interests are so much better than everyone else. Not particularly hard but still significant.
>>73479067
What happened to the asians are smart stereotype?
>>73479088
>Asia just a few percent below
>Vast majority
>>73478932
>Why would Australia invest in a country that is already developed and 90% owned by the Singaporean government?
Yeah they wouldn't which is my point.
>Meanwhile the companies that keep being bought over by Singapore are Australian companies and the fact that Singapore is 3rd or 4th in Australian real estate investment.
Buying real estate, thanks bagholder.
>Apparently you have no clue on how finance and investment works. Which seems likely because dumb bogans don't take degrees in commerce.
Said the person bragging over what amounts to loose change for our country.
>>73479088
That graph shows that the vast majority of your immigrants are not white. Looks roughly 50/50 white/shitskin.
>>73478932
>Get a degree
More like get a trade, earn just as much, marry a Malaysian or Singaporean or Mainland Chinese girl, have 2.5 hapa kids and think you've won the jackpot until the grandparents show up from the old world and ask what room belongs to them.
that labor "liberal is cutting taxes for the rich" ad was pretty powerful, can't see them losing this one desu
>>73479138
Asians are good at STEM and study, but socially I see no charismatic political figures emerging other than Dick Smith.
>>73479084
Woah what happened to the chinese are poor stereotype?
>>73479226
Then why do they have a reputation for cheating in uni exams?
>>73478966
I honestly don't see anything wrong with that. Jews are better than Mohammedans tbph
>>73479138
McDegrees
Australia's reputation is such that Chinese families send their dumb kids here to get a joke degree and basically purchase citizenship.
>>73479180
>one liner replies which has absolutely no relevance to the topic at hand
I got baited. Damnit.
>>73479163
>>73479180
Middle East and Africa category is white Saffers
>>73479138
Lol man, if you're studying at uni you see that Chinese students aren't smart at all. I mean yeah some are, but the rest aren't. Cheating is fucking rampant among Chinese students. They'll pay upwards to 5k per semester to have a cheater sit in, in their place.
The parents in China send them a fuck load of money so they have no trouble paying.
Here's one story:
>be in class
>tutor asks for class to form groups
>she assigns chinese student to our group
>doing the work
>chinese student sits 2 metres away
>doesn't say hello or anything
>just sitting on her laptop
>doesn't join in with work
>goes outside and talks ching chong on the phone for half hour
>tutor asks class to share
>asks chink student for answer
>chink student claims she doesn't understand the work due to poor english
Stupid bitch just needed to ask us for help and I would have gladly.
>>73479286
Then why do asians bother with the asians are smart stereotype if all they needed was citizenship?
>>73479231
I've never heard of this stereotype.
In Sydney it's the opposite. Everyone thinks every chinese person they meet is a millionaire.
i've known chinese people who've literally submitted a print out of a wikipedia page as an assignment
>>73479099
>We don't have thousands of PRC missiles aimed towards us
What does this sentence even mean?
What do you mean thousands? They only need one. A single MRBM will completely destroy your entire ''''country'''' and the PLARF has rocket 3 brigades actively deployed in the Guizhou and Hunan regions. They could have a solution on you right this second.
>>73478092
>>73478966
>>73479136
If Jews have a homeland and they go live there, they'll stop being such slimy cunts, right? Israel can annex the whole Muslim world for all I care.
>>73479371
It's bloody star city attracting the escaped Communist millionaires.
>>73479361
Locals are different. Lots of them came from poor migrant families in the 70's and 80's and parents were draconian and demanding expectations.
Now were flooded with international students that are pampered and spoiled babies and a University system that panders to this.
>>73479099
>Taiwan
>Continent
Maybe if you had a legitimate education system and stopped cheating on tests to look good you'd have actually learnt something
>>73479394
One of the Chinese students at my uni got blacklisted for 5 years because she plagiarised one assignment in her 3rd year lol. 3 years down the shitter.
>>73479447
>Asians are smart
If they were smart half the loan sharks in Sydney would be out of work.
>>73479338
Man why are overseas student chinese so based. The ones born here are cucks. I was just testing your responses btw. Those who comes here from mainland and the ones born here are entirely different people. THe ones born here fits the asians are smart stereotype and whatever beta stereotype you can theow into, have no personality, end up as coporate slaves, no backbone.
ThE ones from mainland are funsies and have real personalities
Also speaking from experience
>>73479418
There is no reason for China to shell us at all.
>>73479487
> legitimate education system and stopped cheating on tests
Sorry, but Singapore's education system is much better than Australia's. PISA tests and university rankings confirm.
>>73479507
usually when that happens their parents will threaten to sue the university which is why a lot of universities don't bother because they enjoy the international student bux
>>73479507
They just buy forged degrees anyway.
>>73479456
>Now were flooded with international students that are pampered and spoiled babies and a University system that panders to this.
Don't forget how they are a bunch of rude cunts that only hang around other rich Chinese students, and complain about poor English skills, yet not bother to make an Aussie friends.
I swear they look down on Aussies like we're peasants or something.
>>73479593
bump limit hit, new
>>73472014
It really depends on the candidates.
In the lower house, my seat is held by the ALP by 3%. It's safe to assume there will be a swing to the ALP in this election, so it's unlikely the seat will change hands. So my vote will not affect the outcome for my seat and will have no consequence for who becomes PM. That said, I will not preference ALP above Liberals. ALP are communist scum. Liberals will not, however, get my first preference vote. There is an amount of funds attached to first preference votes and I will carefully select a redpilled minor party for that.
As for the upper house, I have to see who the candidates are. Again, no major party will get my first preference. Liberals will be ahead of Greens and ALP however.
>>73479426
I would like to believe that m8, but look at the effect.
Israel lobbyists have totally enslaved Americas parties, in particular the Republican party. America consequently gives millions to Israel A DAY in foreign aid, a first world nation does not need these funds.
Any criticism of the """"greatest ally""""" is deemed anti-Semitic, as Israel is allowed to be a proud mono-culture for a peoples but heaven forbid Europeans, Australian or any Western Country that isn't taking the """"diversity"""" social destruction poison. That Israel is under no real pressure to conform to.
If they just fucking left us alone I would have no problem, they just keep meddling and imposing double standards in a media they own.
>>73479586
>Mfw aust born asians get looked down upon by aussies
>>73479586
This isn't completely true. Lots of Chinese students dating Australian guys.
>>73479586
>I swear they look down on Aussies like we're peasants or something.
Because you are. Nothing more than descendants of convicts and branded white trash by the rest of the world.
If it wasn't for God Emperor Lee Kuan Yew (pbuh) your continent would be nothing but a giant trailer park filled with deadly fauna/flora, abbos and bogans.
http://www.afr.com/news/politics/the-poor-white-trash-of-asia-a-phrase-that-changed-an-economy-20150323-1m5mzm
im probably just going to draw dicks on the ballot because the two main parties are all fucked and the small ones will never get in
STOP VOTING FOR THE TWO MAJOR PARTIES FIRST, YOU CUNTS!
FORTITUDE FIRST
JUSTICE PARTY AND FAMILY FIRST SECOND AND THIRD
EVERYTHING ELSE
LABOUR
LIBERAL
TURNBULL HAS ALREADY PROVEN HIMSELF TO BE A GLOBALIST KIKE PUPPET THAT WORKS FOR THE LEFT EVEN HARDER THAN LABOUR.
STOP VOTING FOR THEM JUST BECAUSE.
HE WILL NOT STOP IMMIGRATION.
HE WILL NOT STOP THE BOATS.
HE WILL NOT HELP FAMILIES OR SMALL BUSINESS REGARDLESS OF HIS RHETORIC-FILLED CLAIMS
>>73479546
>Those who comes here from mainland and the ones born here are entirely different people. THe ones born here fits the asians are smart stereotype and whatever beta stereotype you can theow into, have no personality, end up as coporate slaves, no backbone.
ThE ones from mainland are funsies and have real personalities
Bro you got that shit the wrong way around.
The international Chinks are rude, have no personality.
The Aussie born asians are some of the best people I've met. I got plenty of Asian Aussie mates, and they're good people, they meld into the culture, because they're born here.
>>73479741
>tfw some Malaysian cunt trolled us into being first world
Was better when we were just trailer trash tbqh.
Lots more crime, but much more laid back and easy going.
Do they really fine people for not voting? I literally just tick the first box, I don't even know if I'm doing it right.
>>73479578
Answer the question. You're postulating that China requires any significant number of launch vehicles to eradicate you or Taiwan.
They absolutely do not.
>>73479714
Depends where. But from what I've generally experienced the asians and aussies get along really well.
>>73477072
You cant request it though fttp though dumb ass :^)
>>73479845
they fine you if you don't turn up and get your name signed off on the electoral roll
you can do what you like with the paper
>>73479876
What are you talking about? China literally has cruise missiles aiming at Taiwan right now. Besides, China wants to destory certain buildings or infrastructure to facilite a sea invasion, not obliterate the entire island because that's stupid.
>hurr a nuke can destroy a small island
Thank you for telling me this logic I had no fucking idea.
>>73479646
It seems to me there are 2 types of Jews. Israel-lobbyists who want the homeland and Soros-types who want to stay in the West and milk their victimhood for all it's worth. The second type seem to be the ones pushing for the destruction of white countries and all that. I think it would be wise to fracture the Jews against one another, because we need to deal with the second group and what they support first. The first type are already inclined to be against Islam, which is what needs to be dealt with now, and in all likelihood, if we dealt with the Muslim problem then the Israel problem might just go away anyway. Remaining western jews can be dealt with after that, by deportation or otherwise.
>>73480412
>Israel-lobbyists who want the homeland and Soros-types who want to stay in the West and milk their victimhood for all it's worth.
Those are the same people
>>73480491
I thought Israel lobbyists hated Soros, or am I being a dumb goyim?
>>73480568
Judaism as a political force is in a civil war. Soros types are bringing about an Islamic dominated future that will put Israels fate in jeopardy, so right now Zionists are trying to damage control Cultural Marxism or at least keep it far away from their shores.
>>73480019
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have asked such a qualified question on /pol/.
Let me educate you a little. You are completely incorrect in your entire perception. Industrial sectors in Taichung, Tainan, Kaohsiung and Hsinchu are all outperformed by equivalent sectors in Hangzhou alone. There is quite literally nothing China stands to gain from a conventional invasion by way of RBL covered by AAW forces as it would only mean potential losses of valuable ATD vessels and associated personnel. Rather, the PLA's (now the PLASSF's) doctrine as outlined in party material is in the event of potential conflict the ROC will be threatened with wide range nuclear pathing of military and civilian targets unless a complete and non-conditional surrender is made.
The cruise missiles (YJ-18) that you're referring to are there as a visible reminder to the ROCN of the PLAN's superiority in the region and are not tasked with land attack (though they can be in a pinch).
Singapore is in a similar situation. Shenzen is on track to overtake Singapore as the largest port in the world by tons shipped and thus Singapore's importance to China is rapidly waning. In the event of further expansion into SEA, Singapore could be threatened by the very same policy as Taiwan. You are, after all, just a port city that China can replace in their own economy in mere years.
Pic related may spell your end as soon as your usefulness to the party has ended.
>>73477956
geez oh man
IF WE LIVED IN A MONARCHY WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT
>>73480862
tl;dr fantasies of an autist
Just did that ABC political compass thing. pretty accurate desu.
>>73481549
I'm sorry it's hard to handle but that's simply the nature of your future. You have no meaningful natural resources or unique facets that makes your nation indispensable.
You will simply be another speedbump for China's inevitable expansion. I would recommend moving before the outcome I mentioned happens.
