>A Florida man is accused of killing his brother over an argument that involved a cheeseburger, authorities say.
>Benjamin A. Middendorf, 25, shot his older brother during the dispute Thursday night, police said in a statement.
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/05/08/us/man-allegedly-kills-brother-over-cheeseburger/index.html
>>73447883
>Florida
That's fine.
Top kek
>>73447883
where can i buy burger shirt
>Implying you wouldn't do the same over a burger
>>73447883
Liberals tomorrow:
>HURR DURR THIS IS WHY WE NEED GUN CONTROL
>>73447883
>Florida man
>>73447883
>Mexican intellectuals
>>73447883
what is the story here? tons of people get murdered over burgers here every day, this article might as well be about a guy waking up, brushing his teeth, showering, and going to work.
Not even newsworthy.
>>73447883
that shirt
>get a life
subtle
>>73447883
>Florida man
Well, it is Florida.....
You know what they say.
Floridians are the most powerful race in the world. :^)
>>73447883
Yeah, Florida is like that, we just sort of ignore it unless a funny one comes along like this.
>>73447883
>Florida Man
Does not represent America. Just google "Florida Man" and prepare for many keks.
Florida master race reporting
Top fucking kek shit like this happens here once every couple of weeks
>>73448274
Older brother took a bite of lil bros cheeseburger as a joke, lil bro don't fuck with food jokes
>Florida
Normal Sunday afternoon banter desu
>>73447883
Florida is the Australia of America. It's kill or be killed out here, brother.
>>73448982
>Florida is the Australia of America
It's true
>>73448982
>>73449148
It's so true. Same percentage of the population is probably crazy methheads too!
>>73447883
>Florida man
That fucker is still at it?
>>73447883
fuckin randy
>>73447883
Someone touches my cheeseburger and I blow them away, no exceptions.
He did the correct thing.
>>73447883
the florida meme that just keeps on giving
Just imagine if touched his fries, too
Open and shut, case closed
>>73447883
I'd kill a man over a bologna sandwich
>>73447883
Normally this type of retardation is committed by the African persuasion. Good to see whitey getting blacked in another way.
>>73449831
>this will trigger some europoors
Men fought and died for the burgers and I'll be damned if some commie touches my cheeseburger.
>>73447883
Well, don't talk shit about a man's burger. It should be obvious.
>>73447883
Don't fuck with our burgers. Let this be a lesson to all of you
>you merely adopted the burger
>we were born in it, we were molded by it
>touching another man's burger
Even in Cucknada this is considered 100% haram.
