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Let's have a heritage thread
>>73368398
Must suck to be you f@m
Template?
OOOOOH CHINGY CHONGAAA DING DONG PING PONG WANT TO SUCKY AT CHATSWOOD
wish i had a hapa gf to help teach me mandarin
>>73368469
search '4chan family tree' on google
>>73368398
Hello my Hapa brother, you will have a home in Cascadia.
>>73368510
Hapas barely ever embrace their Asian side. What you should do instead is find a qt nip wife and have a ton of hapa kids with her.
>>73368469
Here ya go burger bro.
>>73368398
wew
lad
>>73368659
Nice m8
>>73368671
I love you Australia
>>73368603
>Cascadia.
south casandrian here.
Can confirm hapas welcome... assuming you can hit a nig from 400 meters
>>73368398
R8 no bully
Dunno where those great grandparents were from, my paternal granddad lived in what is now Ukraine but never said much about his parents, only that he didn't get along with his stepfather.
>>73368866
I've seen this before
>>73368671
HOL UP SENPAI HOL UP
YOU BEEN SAYING
HOL UP
YOU SAYIN WE WUZ
YO MAN LISTEN
WE WUZ KANGS AND SHIIIIET?
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEET NEGRO YOU BE PLAYING ME?
>>73368398
pure arab m8s
are you jealous?
Too lazy to fill it out, but all my ancestors are Swedish and worked as farmers except me and my parents.
>>73368982
wtf is this senpai shit
>>73368398
this thing seems hard to make
>>73369014
>Blonde hair blue eyes lebanese
>Pure arabs
>>73369060
No you're just a lazy burger
>>73369160
Yeah, I might want to look into that, though I wouldn't be surprised if it is just some minority of Arabs populating one area. Lebanon is known for taking in and sheltering lots of expelled Arab minorities.
>>73369014
the crusade left there legacy
>all of these mixed people ITT
>>73368398
>100% pure easterner
noice
I subsist on a diet of pizza and burger king.
>>73368398
post a larger template so us REAL americans can make it interesting
>Always wanted to participate in these threads
>Know jackshit about my dad or his family
I swear to Christ I'm not black, though.
>>73369371
>what's Roman Empire
>>73369371
desu that might be it, my family is from the south part of what once was the county of tripoli
>>73368659
i need a bigger one than this to involve non america countries
using ms paints basic tools which is what i have
>>73369391
not only mixed, /pol/ is literally 50% non white, if not more, and i dont mean >slavs, >meds >white, but out right black, arab, asian, it has always been like this
>>73369499
CHING CHONG BING BONG CHANG CHING CHINK CHINK
Australia you're fucking funny.
I am a fucking white dog!!
>>73369990
Thanks eskimo, you're ok
100% European
not using Belgian flag because this is not a country
>>73370037
>white
>>73370399
whiter than you cunt
>>73370217
You, I like
>>73369499
I'll take the won ton rice with a side of pot stickers
>>73370343
Kek
>>73370573
Noonga oonga badunga brudda *throws abo stick of innovation at you*
>chink+chink=Australian
Syntax error.
>>73368615
Thank you
>>73368721
WUZ
>>73368398
Now of course you have to imagine all the Swedes as black, and Germans as Turkroaches.
>>73370037
wow you got dindu bred out of you, you are the best primer to jump back into the white race.
>>73370777
Trips Tell The Truth
>>73370343
Most tragic fo sho
I need to condense the autism paragraphs into something readable one day
>>73370777
tldr
>>73370860
lookin good, fairly american
>>73368398
>tfw I will never have this info
>>73368866
Mfw korean masturbatory material
>>73370860
You forgot to add in all your peers from the stone age, bro.
>>73370343
Dem welfare tho
>implying
>>73368398
CHING CHING CHING WING WING DING LONG CHONG CHING NEE HOW CHOW MEIN
>>73368398
Did your grandparents leave China when the communists took over? My grandfather was a mechanic for the Republic of China army. After the communists took over, they kept enough money for bribes, burned the rest, and went to Australia.
>>73370974
Thanks, ussually I get snarky comments like the swedes
>>73371003
Fucking hell man, first time something made me laugh here in months
Here are the genetic results, think irish includes scotland if so everything adds up except the iberian dna
tfw no clue wtf most of my heritage is
>>73371582
The end result is what counts.
\o.
:>
Here.
>>73371867
>Mortician
>>73371730
when my parents visited the netherlands people would just start talking to them in dutch, being tall probably helped that though (6'3" and 5'10")
>tfw 6'5"
damn it feels good to be a gangster
>>73368398
Wait, so half your family is albino and the other half white? lol
>>73372266
>Russia and Ukraine
>White
>>73368659
>not a single drop of finnish blood
Why do you even live?
Don't know much about my gramps side due to both dying before i was born
feels good being white
Irish and Norwegian heritage here how JUST am i ?
>>73372193
What? I prefer getting people underground over keeping people fed and healthy. I had the choice between cook and mortician, so I became the thing I'm passionate for.
>tfw muslim bodies arrive in the morgue
>tfw struggling to maintain a straight face
>tfw boss leaves me to my work and I can't stop grinning
>>73371099
My dad was born in Australia you idiot
Have an ancestry instead
>tfw dont know my heritage on my dad's side
>>73372546
Bacon stuffing?
>>73368603
>mfw I dated the one hapa girl who was fully into their asian side
>she spoke/wrote/read perfectly
>cooked traditional foods
I fucked up not staying with her didn't I?
>>73371148
Pretty much, they left China to escape the commies when my dad was still a fetus, and they settled in Victoria
>>73372324
Still whiter than you, Paki
>>73372752
What a mongrel.
>>73370759
suck a dick cunt! Yours didn't even come back to you.
>>73372927
>Le Britain is full of pakis meme
>Is literally an Aussie chink
>>73372266
>>73371138
>>73371099
fuck off
China and Russia are better than Australia America or any Anglo shithole. You are just jealous of the glorious Eurasian empire that Putin or the guy after him will start with the help of China.
>>73372785
trade secret, sorry m8
>>73372962
Fairly similar, they guessed I was a north German
>>73372962
I know, it's what happens when you mix Latin/Jamaican and Israeli/Italian parents.
The Jew nose never lies?
>>73373187
I understand. Kepe doing what you're doing, man.
>>73368866
>evil jap
>comfort woman
.. got some bad news for you mate
>>73372927
Two cups of tea for this gentleman. To opt a Muslim as a mayor of a capital it does mean that even someone of them is white, he anyway is already cucked.
>>73373360
Awww, thats cute about your grandmother
>>73370583
why not aus navy?
>>73373189
My mother is English.
Father is English/German/American Indian.
>>73373227
Not a jew nose, its not a convex hook.
Straight angular noses best noses btw.
>>73373470
Yeah, I think I'm gonna call her now...
>>73371867
>black hair
Does it hurt? Because I know it does.
>>73373618
You're from Corsica?
I can't understand
>>73371224
Interesting pedigree you got there.
>>73372503
Londons mayor is muslim now. None of you are whites any longer. Welcome to Blanda Upp, Captain Sweden will show you to your custom made, somali type strap on.
Couldn't give enough of a shit to color all the natives red
>>73373360
>>73373633
Baserad.
>>73372881
Cousin?
>>73373360
An ok pedigree. But why aren't you tolerant and a Feministiskt Initiativ?
>>73373645
Tut's nicht.
The word "Aryan" doesn't denote blonde hair and blue eyes - it refers to Europeans (excepting Slavs, Roma, and a few others) and some peoples of western Asia. It's similar to what we mean nowadays by Caucasian. Blonde hair/blue eyes is essentially unique to Europe, and is therefore considered iconic (and 'pure'). You can, however, have dark hair and dark eyes and still be Aryan.
Learn your facts, cuck.
>>73370774
FYLODGE-N-KNEEZ
>tfw no farm
>>73373808
what do you mean? what don't you understand?
>>73371582
do not use the EU flag for "Europe in general" pls. It's very triggering
>>73374086
But I have black hair lad. I just know that /pol/ goes full retard when it comes to black hair which is why I said that.
>>73373879
How so? I was surprised I was so predominately west european, usually west europeans(Germans/French) themselves average at 48 percent
>>73374086
Poles, ethnic Rus and some Ukrainians are more aryan than any given German.
>>73374151
9/10 anon
Very nice
>>73374086
Don't complicate what most people already think. Aryan = blonde and blue eyed. It's the concept you will encounter every turn.
>>73374313
卐 Ich teile dieses Windrad der Freundschaft mit dir. Vergib die scharfen Wörtchen. =] 卐
>>73369014
Lebanon is Phoenician, retard
>>73373997
Well ofcourse!! Only way to combat the political correctness..
>>73374051
Well I'm interested in IT so it suits me perfectly. Because I don't want to see Sweden getting more cucked than it already is. Aren't you voting for SD 2018?
>>73374316
>usually west europeans(Germans/French) themselves average at 48 percent
Not sure this is true.
I come from a lineage of successful liberators and fascists.
>>73374499
>Aren't you voting for SD 2018?
But our politicians and journalists tell us that Blanda Upp is a good thing. Abolish borders, tax men for being men and be happy, you know, you can't go wrong.
>>73374504
Pic isnt mine btw
>>73374427
>9/10
What am I losing points for? Is it all the red hair?
My father's side has been hard traced back to 1592, pure English and soft traced back to the late 12th century. The only discrepancy is a woman named "Apollonia" in the 18th century, marrying into the tree.
Mother's line hasn't been traced past the late 17th century but all English.
>>73374578
Yes they do, and most Swedes belive that Blanda upp is a good thing, but I'm not most like Swedes.
I see you're also redpilled on the situation in Sweden which is a relief.
>>73374600
Just a pic, I don't know the source.
>>73374959
>I see you're also redpilled on the situation in Sweden which is a relief.
>What is this board
:^)
>>73370792
[Citation needed]
>>73375199
>Just a pic, I don't know the source.
The picture is directly from Ancestry.com the site that does the testing...
HUEHUE BR for your reasearch
actually I messed up some flags and I don't have the patience to color everyone
>>73375274
Since you do not know how to correctly reference, I can only assume you read these numbers wrongly. Sorry bro, stay in school.
100% American here
>>73375512
You're a prime mutt example
Congrats :DDDD
>>73375533
>wrongly
You can only access the figures if you have an account and I'm not sure why you would assume that I read them incorrectly when I showed you the exact picture with the figures of the percentages so that you could see for yourself. Do I have to translate this into Somalian for you so you can understand?
>>73368398
>china+china = australian
Huh. It's supposed to be about ethnicity, not about what country you live in. If your dad's parents were Chinese, he's Chinese.
>>73375199
> :^)
True, very few SJW's dare to come here! ;)
>>73375820
thank you sir
>>73375833
>Do I have to translate this into Somalian for you so you can understand?
If by Somalian you mean proper referencing, then yes. Turn on your inner black pirate.
>>73375379
>6% jew
>>73376150
Fucking kill yourself
>>73376150
The flags at the top are supposed to be the Swedish-Norwegian union flag.
>>73376192
Israeli girls are hot as fuck.
Stay mad.
>>73376251
>>so petite
>>73368398
> 100% ethnic gommunist
Why do you hate freedom
>>73376150
Trust me I'm a prophet.
>>73373189
>>73372962
Post your EUtest v2 k15 ancestry component numbers and I'll give you your admixture as a function of 4 modern populations.
>>73376637
Don't self-project, Mohammad.
>>73368398
Wish I knew more about my heritage but my dad does not care so I have no source for his side.
Probably all farmers anyways.
here
Masterrace.
Got most heritage far back from the 1500th from Walon
>>73368398
Hey you pricks stop using wrong flags for soviet Russia, Ukraine and Belarus. I'm of the first generation EVER to have this fuckin' flag, remember it. Look at my heritage and learn, look and learn
>>73376939
>>73377121
These get me erect
>>73377192
well done.. you're 100% cuck
What test does everyone use to analyse their DNA?
>>73375512
I feel a bit uncomfortable looking at this
>>73377537
23andme seems to be the most popular, but they've hiked up their price. So unless they have a sale, I rec. Ancestry.
>>73377247
What nation had the Russian Navy Jack as it's flag?
>>73377389
nice try hobbit
pic related. Its your face
>>73374025
Lol who knows? Funny story, apparently my dad's family were so hungry they had to eat their dog (Chinese eating dogs who'd have guessed)
>>73377599
Alright, thanks for the answer.
>>73377612
Not navy. It was the Tsardom of Poland.
>>73377675
I have no brown in me actually,
Irish/English/German/Australian
pic related It's you
>>73377612
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congress_Poland
>>73377971
Thank you.
>>73377955
That gif makes me angry asf.
Disgusting degenerates.
>>73377955
dog dammit new australia why do you have to post such triggering things.
>>73377955
Oh, your part english and german?
Im sorry my dark friend. Heres a more appropriate picture of your face
>>73377955
Why do you even have saved ?
YOU HONESTLY CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP!!! XD
Gb2siberia
>>73370343
unlucky man
>>73378193
So he can fantasize about what having a girlfriend would be like
>>73369391
lke comment subscribe
>>73378193
So I can remind cucks who they are
I have a lot of fucked up shit saved for the right moment
>>73377955
I must say that this accurately represents the Swedish government....
>>73377707
Sadiq Khan
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>>73368398
>tfw your mothers village is just 20km from your fathers village and that you have no interesting heritage.
Why do I have this feeling that I will be MIA in WW3?
>>73378677
wog/10
>>73378677
delicioso m8
>>73371867
Rob Dyke?
>>73378630
At least I can say I have a dad. Is yours one of seven Maori who gang raped your mum?
>>73379010
no Maori in me, try again chinko
>>73375783
Native?
>>73379310
Your mum had plenty of Maori in her tho
>>73379463
And here's you
>>73379350
Thus is the curse of the blood of Kullervo
>>73379332
What do you mean native?
>>73379350
bretty good/10
>>73379067
Fucking Moldavians, ther're everywhere and worse than jews (Oltenians are shit tier too)
>>73368603
m8 you sure cascadia wants san fran?
yup.
>>73380085
balt glory
>>73380190
irish polluting your genes
>>73380254
fellow shitblood
>>73370343
Your mum fucked up big time
My parents were proud they moved to Germany, but now this country is fucked - luckily enough, my gf seems willing to take me out of this hellhole, gonna take the opportunity
>>73372833
>hapa
Maybe she would have killed you in your sleep someday
Just joking hapa memes are just memes and you fucked up yes
>>73368398
My lineage Goes back to Rishi Bharadwaj, the most exalted of all Brahmin lineages. I am a pure blooded fair skinned Aryan Brahmin, Don't hesitate to bow to me every time you see me.
>>73370037
How did your grandmother be born australian, bear an abo with another white australian, who went on to bear another abo with another white australian
>>73373808
So basically you are German in denial, like most Elsässer.
You will? The test already does itself, says I'm most likely 50 percent North german, 25 percent french and 25 percent irish if represented as 4 populations.
The statistically closest out of any of these test gave me an absurd answer for 4 populations though, I think the one above is more accurate than pic related but this is what they see is most likely
>>73382113
This was meant for>>73376674
>>73382377
strong shitpost heritage
>>73382113
It limits the populations to have equal percentages (25% each) which may not be the best fit.
Here's mine using a best fit algorithm, for better or for worse, with eurogenes k15
Adygei 15.2%
Orcadian 48.0%
Sardinian 29.2%
Saudi 7.6%
My dad it ~50% N.W. European and Mom is 50% Sicilian, so it checks out.
>>73381696
Might be a 1/16th indian but It doesn't really show though I'm pretty hairy. The again that could be a irish thing.
>>73382526
Oh very cool 2bh, this is what they gave me K15, I like to assume the >1 is noise though. Could you run the numbers for me?
>>73381696
post photo pajeet the aryan
>>73368659
Uses British flag and Scottish flag. You wot m8
>>73382910
They don't want to piss of churkahs
>>73381696
Mine can be traced back to Raja Bhutta.
>>73382910
They have this one area of their country called Chechnya, maybe you've heard of it, its full of Muslims who actually regularly take up arms against the Russian government.
They're tired of fighting the stupid mudslimes, bud.
Austriae Est Imperare Orbi Universo
>>73370343
Your mom is a retard
>>73370343
>people replying to this post seriously
>>73368398
>Australia
>Whi-
Oh... I made myself have a sad
> tfw you will never be a rice farmer
>>73382841
Here is your best fits limiting to 3 and 4 populations
3-pop Mode R2=0.9987
Greek_Thessaly 11.8137%
Irish 70.1195%
North_German 18.0668%
4-pop Mode R2=0.9989
Assyrian 5.3036%
Irish 83.0435%
Spanish_Castilla_Y_Leon 5.3438%
Ukrainian_Lviv 6.3091%
The difference in R2 is minimal suggesting that the 3-pop mode might characterize you slightly better.
>>73384268
Interesting, I wonder why it thinks I have so much irish ancestry though I do have irish heritage but fairly little. I also dont have any southern European ancestry afaik, the furthest south being france. Where did you find this test?
Pure Aryan
>>73384606
pure mongol
>>73384606
You mean Nordic
>>73384852
You mean I can shit in the loo?
>>73384490
It's least squares optimization I wrote, mainly for myself because I'm so mixed.
All of the hits give you lots of Irish. It doesn't necessarily mean that you have that much Irish, just that that particular sum of populations fits the eurogenes k15 output the best. Since you don't have any southern european afayk, one could remove all of the S.E. populations and the Irish may go down.
>>73370037
1 drop rule.
>>73368866
8/8 would steal code off of.
>>73370388
Wog.
>>73368398
Hey Mr. Aussie, can you speak Russian or Chink?
>>73368671
yo check my mixtape its fire
Me irl
>>73379350
The hell is a "plater"?
>>73384956
That's really impressive, have you created any other tests like this? The Southern european is a mystery to me. It's weird because 23andme says I have no southern european but .3 percent north african, then ancestry dna says I have 4 percent iberian but no north african and the tests on gedmatch give me around 10 percent south europe/mid east dna. All of that is fairly different so I wonder what it actually is.
>>73385232
can you even be considered human, let alone white?
>>73372665
>Australian is nothing but a country
This is what multiculturalism will do to you.
>>73385232
>Greek
>Degenerate skinhead punk
Fuck off maybe?
>>73385232
fuck off you degenerate
I would post in these, but my Mum was adopted and she doesn't know her biological family, so explaining it would take some time.
>>73370470
Convict stock.
>>73371867
Almost Aryan?
>>73372085
50 shades of pom.
>>73372503
>Welsh
>White
>>73373360
Commie
>>73385666
say the half Albanian
>>73385816
still a degenerate
>>73385463
This is all that I've done. I have been fooling around a little with the Admixture program, which is what all the Gedmatch tests use.
Gedmatch and Ancestry give more ancient results while 23andMe is more recent. Given that the Irish probably settled from Iberia, it's not surprising to get some iberian from gedmatch and Ancestry. The southern european again is likely more ancient, probably roman and/or greek.
>>73386045
I was guessing that it was from EEF populations and just that most north europeans have some south euro because of them. I'm still surprised by the irish though because I should only be 8 percent irish according to what I know
I love these threads.
tfw rapefugees and turkroaches are fucking up your genepool
>Grandmother was adopted during world war 2 to be saved and taken to the Netherlands illegally
>Marries my Dutch grandfather
>Has 2 children, blue eyed blondes
>All of my sisters have blue eyes and blonde hair
>I have blue eyes and pitchblack hair from my grandmother
>Everyone thinks I'm spanish or Mexican
>>73386360
For the hell of it, here's what happens when Irish is removed from the population pool.
3-pop Mode R2=0.9979
North_German 44.9173%
Tuscan 11.1083%
West_Scottish 43.9744%
4-pop Mode R2=0.9981
Assyrian 3.0761%
North_German 46.5871%
Spanish_Castilla_Y_Leon 9.6389%
West_Scottish 40.6979%
The fits are still good excluding Irish, so it shouldn't be that much different from the Irish fits. Large standard deviations in the population reference data can cause some problems. I don't know what the deviations are.
r8 me pleas
>>7338705
Interesting, it seems to be just slightly more accurate.
Is there any way for me to find out what the standard deviations are?
>>73386933
>>Everyone thinks I'm spanish or Mexican
Keked
>>73387270
Whoops, meant for>>73387052
>>73387199
Looks fine, wonder why someone with so little Bosnian heritage is doing in Bosnia though
>>73387331
Don't laugh cuck.
>>73373326
One drop rule means anon is an evil jap, right?
>>73387432
Cucks are happy people.
My last name was traced back to a Norwegian man who settled in Wisconsin back in 1880 or so. He must of banged a lot Ameri-brits.
>>73387270
You'd have to get them from the eurogenes test developer, but that's not really an option.
I could add more populations beyond 4, which might spread the Irish out to other populations, but the optimization takes considerably longer. I've done up to 10 for myself but it takes about a day.
>>73387469
no, they were prostitutes, not "comfort women"
>>73387361
if this country was not corrupt i would be in Germany beating those fucking rapefugees
>>73384067
it's ok, your dad sounds cool.
>>73387698
I know I have 6 different ancestral components, if that isnt too much work for you to do I would appreciate if you could run it with that number. But honestly if you are busy and dont have time you dont have too, it's all cool with me, you've already been a lot of help
>>73385573
Honestly don't see a problem. Chinese (2nd gen) immigrants seem to be the only ones that anglicise their names and can appreciate any bants made against them
>>73382377
Ultimate shitposter
>>73368671
5/5 Bretty good.
>>73368398
i pretty much come from the family of soldiers officers and the like. feels good.
>>73388019
At 5 pops, Irish is still rather high.
5-pop Mode R2=0.9990
Assyrian 5.617%
Lithuanian 3.6636%
Spanish_Castilla_Y_Leon 7.2269%
Swedish 5.4383%
Irish 78.0543%
Here's what you get at 5 pops excluding Irish
5-pop Mode R2=0.9982
Assyrian 2.9749%
North_Dutch 15.9461%
Spanish_Castilla_Y_Leon 10.6098%
West_Scottish 30.5439%
North_German 39.9253%
>>73389787
The one without irish kinda makes sense, thanks for running it for me. Does 6 populations take a really long time?
>>73388019
6 would take longer than the remaining survival time of this thread.
>>73390024
That's what I was worried about, it's alright, I appreciate what you did, it was interesting to see all the results
>>73369341
>minority of Arabs
>blonde and blue eyes
Every physical trait reassembling europeans comes from europe, end of story.
>>73375512
Are you even human anymore?
Feels good to be pure white.
>inb4 celts """"""""white"""""""
>>73390768
For the umpteenth time, "celt" was a generic term, celts are a not a fucking race, but a cultural and linguistic group.
>>73390768
Also anyone freemason? I heard it would help shoot me up the ranks if I was connected to someone who ran a lodge if I joined.
>>73368398
r8 m8s
