Get the fuck in here blokes!
Australian election officially called today by Malco. Who are we voting for? What are some of the big issues? etc.
The ABC Official Vote Compass has been officially launched today:
https://votecompass.abc.net.au/
Post your results nerds.
vote labor or greens
or
>>>>>>>>FUCK OFF<<<<<<<<<<<<
>>73368819
Hi /r/Australia!
First results for LNP = cuckservatives
https://votecompass.abc.net.au/
>>73368819
r/cuckstralia ->
Aight lads lets fuck up this, answer in the most right wing way possible, the green fags will ruin this for sure if we don't
>>73370086
shit that guys cute
I'd say mine pretty accurate.
>>73370133
If I looked like that I would not need to be on 4chan.
I could have a proper life.
>>73370140
>being that socially center
crikey you probably even support fag marriage
>>73370086
>tfw I have never seen a PM irl
>>73370391
I finished high school last year mate so I'm still feeling the indoctrination.
>>73367959
I'm voting Greens - I stand for
. Gay marriage rights
. Medicinal cannabis
. High tax on the super-wealthy (no, not the middle-class, the rich 1%)
. Low military spending (c'mon China and Russia will fuck us no matter how much we spend)
. Bullet train between major cities
. Euthanasia/abortion should be legal in all states
. Pro-animal rights/environment policies
>>73370535
you're only going to get worse if you go to uni too
>>73367959
Well here's me compass mates. It is a pretty shit system. only shows three different parties.
Absolutely useless.
>>73370625
>. Pro-animal rights
Greens support halal food, they are not pro animal rights
>environment policies
Greens don't support nuclear energy, they aren't pro-environment
>>73367959
So does AUS have some guy that will randomly call for elections to take place when he feels like it?
>>73370391
There's literally nothing wrong with marriage equality. And no, don't use your magic man in the sky to defend bigotry.
Bet you can't give 1 non-religious reason as to why it's bad.
>>73370625
This is some really quality bait f a m
If it isn't you should probably euthanise/abort yourself
>>73370739
Halal as far as I'm aware is a fast death for the animal.
They support solar above nuclear but eventually they will support nuclear (when the technology and waste disposal gets cleaner).
>>73370835
I'm dead serious, not all of us are racist religious nutcases.
>>73370754
Until I can marry a baby, a corpse, or an orangutan, marriage equality is a myth.
i'd vote labour if they weren't virtue signallers tbqh
>>73370749
I wasn't very clear in OP but he's had a date in mind for the last couple of months but he finally decided to hit up our Governor General to lock it in for July 2nd.
>>73367959
>Transgender awareness should be taught in primary schools.
Strongly disagree
Get this shit out of our schools and society
Can't believe how much this question triggered me
Libertarianism is not a supported format.
>LDP not on the chart
>>73370843
>Halal as far as I'm aware is a fast death for the animal.
Are you retarded?
>>73371095
don't forget to put in the most trusted news source cunts
>>73371193
For that I wrote Google News. It's a good agregator so you can see through the bullshit, as it gives you ~5 headlines/sources per story. And you can customise it.
Has its own nifty app too.
it's crap,doesn't even get the polices correct, it says the libs don't want to change Sunday penalty rates.
>>73370835
>JUST
>>73368819
FUCK KEKS
>>73370754
Because beyond religion I also support maintaining marriage as an institution as a symbolic victory that Australia is not cucked by subversive cultural marxism. And I also have an interest in supporting policies which help to maintain the strong healthy family unit that is essential to conserving a lawful that does not require a large state. Strong family units will also help to conserve the White Australian demographic many generations into the future by emphasising sex as an act for procreating. Enabling fags will be a huge loss for Australia.
>Both houses of parliament dissolved
>Literally no government til july
Guess the anarchists won.
>>73371193
>>73371266
The correct answer is naturalnews.com
who /usyd/ here?
76% LNP
45% ALP
9% GRN
>>73370927
Literally NO ONE is calling for those things.
My seat is Higgins safe Liberal seat since 1949
>>73371075
Fascist.
No surprises
>>73371090
Transgender awareness SHOULD be taught in primary schools (year 6).
It's awareness, not preaching. Tolerance is a good thing.
>>73371167
If done properly the animal is unconscious in seconds.
So lads, i'm new to following politics really. I took the test and this question popped up:
The government should be able to revoke Australian citizenship from suspected terrorists abroad.
I put in Strongly Agree and when I got to the end I noticed the Greens Strongly Disagree on this.
Like I said I'm new to this but for what fucking reason would they strongly disagree with that for?! It's ridiculous to not take away their fucking citizenship.
What's their reasoning behind this?
>>73371313
Use australia.isidewith.com
It's more accurate.
>>73371400
Do you even know what Marxism is? It's a good thing for society.
>>73371739
>Transgender awareness SHOULD be taught in primary schools (year 6).
>It's awareness, not preaching. Tolerance is a good thing.
But it's not (just awareness). Teacher here - everything you say to a class has your own slant on it no matter how objective you try to be.
I'd rather see a focus on the 3 "R"s. Really fucking scary how many yr. 3's I get who can't add up without a calculator, read a book cover to cover or actually write something legible on paper.
>>73371801
hug box
>>73371825
I don't use that subreddit actually. I only use reddit for gaming news.
I'd be okay with transgender awareness in schools if it was included in a unit along with other mental illnesses and not some liberal hugbox-y "some people choose to cut off their penis" bullshit which it no doubt will be
>>73371948
I agree. I'm not suggesting it to be a big amount of time, but I think it's important for nearly teenagers to understand that a minority of people are different, and that's okay.
Vote Justice Party in the senate
Break the duopoly, save the country
>>73371801
I assume it's because it sets a precedent and the government can use a loose definition of terrorist. Also, they're only "suspected" terrorists, if anything they should be convicted first.
>>73370625
You may stand for this but the greens don't
>>73372293
Derryn Hinch is a drunk and has been a meme so long I remember him from farkin Primary School being roasted on Fast forward.
No dice Derryn.
>>73372293
Is he running a Party in other states than Victoria?
I'll add him to my Senate meme party preference list
>>73370625
>. Gay marriage rights Don't care
>. Medicinal cannabis Agree
>. High tax on the super-wealthy (no, not the middle-class, the rich 1%) Nope nope nope
>. Low military spending (c'mon China and Russia will fuck us no matter how much we spend) Australia is in a unique position being an Island in the pacific surrounded by friendly nations to not really need to spend much on defence, I do think we need to stop being so friendly to the US and play China and the US against each other to our advantage.
>. Bullet train between major cities Agree but how will we pay for it?
>. Euthanasia/abortion should be legal in all states Agree not only that but it should be encouraged
>. Pro-animal rights/environment policies I don't know what this is/Don't care
>>73367959
Honestly I'm at a bit of a loss, there's no party that's a stand out from the rest.
Labor are weak and ineffective and Libs, while having a solid immigrant policy, fail at most things that will develop a future for this country; technology infrastructure, scientific development, primary industry, nuclear ect.
Some fringe parties have one or two decent points but suck with everything else they support.
>>73372426
>Libs, while having a solid immigrant policy
You mean a solid BOATS policy m8. their immigrant policy is utter shit. Planeloads full of garbage touching down on our soil every fucking day.
r8 m8s
>>73371801
The Greens are literal Communists who regularly pander to Muslims and go to all the Hamas, Muslim Brotherhood, and Hezbollah etc. rallies organised by Muslims here and speak at them
No suprise they side with terrorists
>>73372086
Get fucked cunt, we don't need awareness, just acceptance
If we simply accept it, then there is no need for awareness in schools trying to confuse kids with different genders and dictate them to change their sexuality if they "feel it's right and who they really are" when they dont even understand it properly enough.
For generations people came out as transgender and gay without the awareness program, so why do we need to waste tax payer money on something so stupid? People will come out when they feel the time is right
However is don't even believe in transgender rights, it's a mental illness
what is the secret greens question need to get them to 0
>Transgender awareness should be taught in primary schools
lads who is this non-white semen demon hosting sbs world news right now?
>>73372364
Derryn's back from the dead with a new liver and a thirst for Justice
Being a meme ironically makes him the most viable candidate for networking a reformer third party
>>73372377
Ken Stevens is dat boi in NSW but he's got candidates in every state
With the name recognition Hinchy has with old cunts and the broad policies in the Justice Party it's easily the best chance to get a third party in that isn't in Labor and Liberal power brokers pockets (lol Greens)
let us Shorten the tories' reign
How'd I do?
>>73372693
>a new liver
Some poor dead cunt had his organs harvested to prop up Derryn fuckin Hinch for a few more years of memery.
What a country.
>>73370843
Death is only as fast as the animal can bleed out and lose consciousness.
Also nuclear is a very clean energy and solar still sucks. We will need nuclear to bridge demand between fossil fuel ending and solar infrastructure being built.
>>73372086
>and that's okay.
But if as a teacher I disagree with that *should* I have to teach it?
Particularly in deference to say, geography, history or simple discrete mathematics...
>Progressive right wing
>aka fascism
All this Derrynposting is too dank for me.
>>73372778
that cunt is an Aussie hero
>>73372765
>Turdbull at 70%
Don't fall for it so easily mate
>Transgender awareness in schools question
>ABC promotes this
mfw
>>73371878
Do you even know what Cultural Marxism is?
>It's a good thing for society.
>>/r/SocialistAlternative
>>73372693
Shit the guy is already out hunting flashers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJIS3T_xdTg
So lefties complain about having religion in public schooling because of brainwashing children yet they are perfectly fine with doing the same thing?
Fucking liberals.
We should nuke Melbourne.
>>73371989
>I only use reddit for gaming news.
>hate the raping of our country by corporations
>hate negative gearing
>hate boat niggers
>want property tax
>pro-nuclear
There is absolutely no representation for this at all. Maybe the frontier party that's trying to come up?
>>73372778
What the fuck do you think devout Muslims are in this country for, If not for donating their livers?
>>73368819
huh right I'll just go hang myself while I'm at it
>>73372510
>Planeloads full of garbage touching down on our soil every fucking day.
That's shit to hear. Is there any party who oppose or at least want to regulate migration to those coming from civilized countries only?
>>73370625
The greens are fucking retarded, why would you vote for a nature worshiping cult that ruined Tasmania's industry
>>73373026
>We should nuke Melbourne.
They congregate in Sydney too.
>>73373045
>There is absolutely no representation for this at all
Welcome to modern democracy: Pick party A or B.
>>73373021
mate justice doesnt come to those who wait
how does one go about getting a job in brisbane with no experience
Strewth check out this meme candidate in pic related.
>>73372535
/natsoc/
By the looks of it
>>73373153
Actually not true, our immigration policy is incredibly tight but i have noticed a shit tons of indians
>>73373045
I agree with all these things. The only choice is to vote LNP to keep the boaties out.
>>73373306
"dinkey" votes - whose bike is he on the back of?
>>73373314
>our immigration policy is incredibly tight
ahahahaha
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>>73373314
>our immigration policy is incredibly tight
>>73372686
ok it's Sarah Abo
>abo
>In October 2014, the Abbott government announced that it would making it easier for businesses to apply for 457 visa workers by relaxing rules for English language competency to broaden the pool of potential workers from overseas.[5]
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>>73373398
>Skilled workers sponsored by a business
>Implying skilled workers legally entering the country is comparable to rapeugess
>>73373306
mate
wanna go get pissed at the Viccy?
>>73373512
Implying they aren't both bad
>>73373300
easy af unless you are over the age of 21 and have no higher education or trade skills.
If that's the case you are fucked, what the fuck were you doing with your life?
Your only option to ever having hope of getting into employment is to go to uni or college to show something for yourself or getting centrelink to hook you up with some work-experience/volunteer work, I know there's a lot of work around SE QLD, you shouldn't have any issue.
Unless you are one of these retards that for some reason can't drive either. If that's the case I have no sympathy for you. You literally must sit at home playing computer games and on here you fucking NEET. At least get a job and shitpost on /pol/ at work like I do.
>>73373512
>skilled
YOU FORGOT THE QUOTATION MARKS AROUND "SKILLED" YOU DUMB CUNT.
IT IS A SCAM
Immigration, immigration and immigration
Bullseye nigga
>>73373846
HOW COULD YOU RATE THAT GLOBALIST LEFTY CUNT TURNKEK SO HIGH M8?
>>73373300
just do some IT certs and get a front desk role at a IT company
>>73370754
>reason why it is bad
it wastes valuable time in the legislature because it is a fucking meme issue that doesnt matter in the slightest
>>73373877
>Bullseye
You are down a bit and slightly to the right m8. Just like my dick.
>>73373939
>valuable time in the legislature
m8 that is a terrible argument. And I hate fag marriage.
>>73372884
You are literally retarded.
I fucking miss Tony. All these parties are fucking cucks, but the LNP the least so.
>>73372936
Nah he's just a cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrxO_F281iw
>>73367959
Libs because other options have no chance of turning the economy around
So how is it that some of you cunts are coming up as less socially conservative than the libs? why are you even on this fucking site?
>>73374524
Forgot to post my faggot results
Questions weren't very broad desu
>>73373043
Oooh sorry you're so above me, why don't you go kick a ball around a field you normie.
>>73374627
m8 I reckon the ABC's thing is fucked.
It is probably made by leftists who think LNP are literally Hitler.
>>73372884
>fascism
>progressive
WEW LAD
>>73374629
>Questions weren't very broad
Just like your shoulders m8.
>>73374774
Go to the polling booth, and when you see the ballot, shove the pencil deep into your eye socket
>>73372872
You teach the syllabus.
>>73374797
I actually have quite broad shoulders. You should have insulted my tiny cock instead
>>73374675
>not being apart of a weekend social sports team
wew fat cunt
questions were way too specific to plot accurately
>tfw no political party to call your own
>>73374853
It wouldn't have worked as a pun m8.
Should have said your intellect though. That would have been perfect.
>>73372597
You shouldn't just assume everyone is a cisgendered white male. That's simply not the world we live in.
>>73374864
We're not in primary school anymore anon
>>73374910
Ahh well, next time.
>>73372548
No it's because deporting a 'suspected' bad guy sets a dangerous precedent.
Who gets to decide?
>oh, you're. Political enemy? Deported
>you believe something I fundamentally don't like? CITIZENSHIP REVOKED
Don't be daft lad.
>>73375013
So why are you still playing your stupid xbox and gameboy games autist?
>>73372423
If you're not a millionaire you shouldn't worry about high tax.
>>73375108
What else do you expect me to do on an hour and half train ride to the city?
Top meme lads
>>73374627
Believe it or not, boards outside of pol aren't filled with white nationalists.
Some of us x-board from time to time.
>>73370843
>greens will support nuclear
Are you kidding me?
The greens are the Australian political wing of Greenpeace
Greenpeace opposes nuclear power not because it may cause environmental damage but because the technology can make nuclear weapons. the peace sign that Greenpeace uses is a combination of the signals for n and d representing the words nuclear disarmament
oh im sure kids in school need to learn about trannys
>>73374813
Fucking edgy mate do you dream of sucking hitlers cock too?
>>73375221
>plays games on the train
um you could not be a faggot and talk with some fellow travellers, read the news, buy a car and drive your damn self to work like a big kid, etc.
>>73375306
When you're a fucking fence sitter to all hell
>>73375108
Why are you using an anime forum you fucking Facebook newfag.
If you play sport you're. Fucking normie pleb and you might as well vote lnp because there's not a shred of individual thought in your turd of a brain.
>>73375337
They do you bigot.
>>73375397
>buy a car and drive your damn self to work like a big kid, etc.
>when it's cheaper to use public transport and prevents the need to drive on freeways for an hour and a half while half asleep
get a load of this fuckwit
I WANT TONY BACK
GIVE HIM BACK
HE WAS OURS
>>73375397
WOW SO MATURE WHAT A BIG BOY YOU ARE YOU TALK TO STRANGERS!
>>73375370
I'm a libertarian with ancap leanings. Taxation is theft.
>>73375469
>irrational hate of normies
>implying I haven't been here on 2007
Stop playing your video-games and grow up and get some other hobbies you fucking retard.
You obviously hate normies because you have no fucking friends and no normal girl would ever want to talk to you because you are a weird cunt.
>>73368819
>tfw voting Labor because I voted last time for Tony not Malcolm and a message needs be sent
>>73370140
muh weed
>>73375615
>Let's fuck up our country so that we can "send" a "message" to deaf ears.
>>73375607
So because he's a labor voter you want him to gouge his eye out and you justify saying that by 'tax is stealing!'
If no one payed tax nothing would get done you retard.
>>73370625
Euthenasia is stupid. If you wanna die just off yourself. If you're bedridden twist the tubes around your neck. Don't get a fucking doctor or your family involved.
If you don't vote Labor you're unaustralian.
The coalition holds racist and misogynistic views that frankly, belong back in the 50s. Labor is the party of today, they recognise true blue Aussie values like having a fair go, we are a multicultural country and it's unfair to leave our minorities out of the mix and refuse the opportunities of new Australians. Labor is the only party that cares about education and will realistically make a difference and allow YOU to get into uni for an affordable price. Only Labor has based pollies like Based Albo and Based Bill (pic very related). The rich have had it easy for too long and it's time they pay their fair share, only Labor has the balls to deal with the 1% and those toxic mining companies.
If you want some perspective on Australia's political landscape and, a good laugh I highly recommend watching friendlyjordies on Youtube.
Be a patriot, vote Labor [1]
>>73371193
rules 1 and 2 newfag
Labor.
Liberals are capitalist traitors
fuck look at tones forearms, cunt is jacked ay
>>73371626
that's the point
>>73371878
muh cenlink
>>73370535
>>73370706
Stay woke
>>73375608
>implying my boyfriend doesn't fuck my pussy daily
What's with people assuming everyone here is a cis white male? You realise expressing your sheep mentality views will only ever get you a dumb bitch of a girlfriend and mates with the personality of a brick? Moron.
Isn't Tony Abbott your Trump essentially?
>>73375607
>ancap
Aw cute, you will finish uni soon
>>73375736
>If you want some perspective on Australia's political landscape and, a good laugh I highly recommend watching friendlyjordies on Youtube.
You had me until here, well done
>>73375684
I wanted him to do it voluntarily, I didn't want him to vote to have more money taken away from me at gunpoint.
>>73375705
>what is a peaceful death via medication
>'just hang yourself!'
Leave kid, this is an adult forum.
>no liberal democrats on result screen
Why even bother.
>>73375736
Well fucking said anon.
>>73375736
>Based bill
That cunt never fucking says anything but bags the liberals and nationals.
Insults their decisions etc but never brings anything to the table, he juts points out how shit they are and sits there all smugly.
I know its bait but fuck it I bit
write /pol/, your favorite slogans or political ideas on the booth
ANTI SHARIA
ANTI JIHAD
>>73375663
Think of how'll Tony will go down in history. Opp Leader no one thought would last, to PM, to being axed in a term, to those who axed him losing within a year
It'll send a very clear message to not cut down a divisive candidate on a whim
Especially after we just saw Labor go through this shit
>>73374770
>Hitler introduced social welfare programs
>Reformed education
>Pioneered science
>Created jobs
>Put up tax to 50-80%
>Hurr fascism isn't progressive
It's just another form of nationalism m8.
>>73375787
Marxism = equality
Face it, fascist pig.
>>73375607
>Australia is on the brink of being economically annexed by Chinese companies and their proxies and he wants less market control.
Get a job.
>>73373045
Fancy an armed revolution?
When its done we can impose a form of democracy on which you elect ministers direct to portfolios and party politics is forbidden
VOTE FOR POLICIES NOT POLITICIANS
>>73370843
>Halal as far as I'm aware is a fast death for the animal
*teleports behind you*
*slits your neck and let you bleed out like the stupid cattle you are*
*exports you to Indonesia*
>>73375848
Why are you entitled to make someone murder you? If you don't want to do it yourself, lie back in the bed and let time do its thing
>>73375837
We are a socialist nation, deal with it. Play your role, pay your tax, support the less fortunate. You'll wise up one day mate.
>>73375799
please watch our election
>>73375978
>It'll send a very clear message to not cut down a divisive candidate on a whim
How fucking ignorant are you? One of the only constant things in Australian politics is the government and opposition changing leaders mid term. They won't even realize that it was supposed to be a "message".
>>73375925
MUSLIMS WELCOME
RACISTS NOT
>>73375879
"I'm voting Liberal Democrats" = "I'm Austistic, or voting One Nation"
>>73375988
Economic left =/= socially left
>>73376098
DEPORT LAKEMBA
>>73375997
>>73376050
>>73375804
Not an argument
>>73375990
Explain how it is possible for humans to ever achieve true equality.
Spoiler: it is impossible to establish equality in human society it is against the laws of nature and goes will always be overriden by human free-will and determination.
If you want to enforce away the free-will and determination of people and bring everyone down to the same level you are the worst type of fascist piece of shit possible.
>>73376094
That's my point, they'll always cut down leaders mid term if the voters don't punish them for it at the ballot box.
>>73376023
Yeah okay living the last years of your life in crippling pain is worth it when your TERMINAL. Well done, you just exposed yourself as a kid with 0 life experience.
>>73376140
social left =/= not a real ideology
>>73376050
Yes, let's help habib's wife pay for his 8 inbred babies
Let's pay the nice salaries of the crooked lawyers who let real criminals go free
>>73376174
>i posted le may may again guys
I bet you're on centerlink, too.
>>73376155
Bankstown is named after Joseph Banks, a man who showed up not speaking the native language and never attempting to, bringing his own religion, and not respecting the indigenous population.
Seems appropriate
>>73376203
Deal with it swine.
Half the worlds wealth doesn't belong to the richest 80 million people. It's bullshit. The system is bullshit and so are you.
>>73376220
> respect for human life is childish
such naivity
>>73370625
>. High tax on the super-wealthy (no, not the middle-class, the rich 1%)
they will just tax minimise to the point where it won't hurt them.
> . Bullet train between major cities
absolutely unnecessary. better off putting in a second sydney airport to avoid the issues at mascot.
> environment policies
yep. lets have a discussion about nuclear power, hazlewood and tasmanian hydro. it won't be nice.
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>>73376250
Today's Marxist teachings disagree. Social left is libertarianism, coupled with economic leftism and you have Marxism or social democracy.
>>73376206
If you're so fucking naive and ignorant that you actually believe that this is how Australian politics and voting works, you should probably donkey vote.
>>73376050
>socialist nation
>support the less fortunate
>pay your tax
I'd rather not when any person with an actual disability or reason to go without work gets shafted by the government, while any abbo or female with half a brain can get her lifestyle paid by the government for her entire life.
>>73376326
>Half the worlds wealth doesn't belong to the richest 80 million people
According to whom?
You? Your teachers? Your parents?
They're rich, so be it, deal with it.
>The system is bullshit and so are you.
Okay.
>>73376393
opps
>>73376326
*tips v for vendetta mask*
I think you are worthless piece of shit that is envious of the successful and will never achieve anything in your life with that attitude btw.
well this was completely not a surprise
>>73367959
I feel like Isidewith.com is alot better than what the ABC has put out. There's some questions in the ABC that are SJW tier
>>73376304
I have a job, and mine's actually in the free market you nonce.
>>73375615
>https://votecompass.abc.net.au/
As much as I detest Bullshit Bill, I'll be wincing as I place my vote in the box for Labor. Government interference in the housing market has fucked this country. Needs to end.
>>73376409
And yet you're reduced to ad hominems
>>73376405
That's called "freedom by my definition"
>>73376464
Sure you do.
>>73373314
what? 200,000 allowed in a year, excluding family reunion visas and PR/citizenship for temporary visa holders?
>>73370625
How's the job search coming along?
Did you search for the 10 jobs this fortnight as you agreed?
>>73376443
I bet you're that weird guy handing out flyers for the liberal club candidate on campus
>>73376514
Are you in University or High School senpai?
>>73376337
Real respect for human life understands quality over quantity. I know you're a kid or a troll but I hope you're not stupid too.
>>73376547
It's 20 a month
>>73370625
>. Gay marriage rights
Yeah I really don't care but why not.
>. Medicinal cannabis
Yeah.
>. High tax on the super-wealthy (no, not the middle-class, the rich 1%)
I don't care.
>. Low military spending (c'mon China and Russia will fuck us no matter how much we spend)
I don't care as long as we don't disarm too much.
>. Bullet train between major cities
Yeah.
>. Euthanasia/abortion should be legal in all states
Yeah.
>. Pro-animal rights/environment policies
Yeah strongly pro-environment.
>>73376588
but who decides the metrics of quality of life? (hint: if you're in a coma and euthanasia's legal, it ain't you)
>>73376588
Jesus mate.
This is some top tier bait.
If not, you've really been taken over by the progressive bullshit.
>>73374964
I wasn't assuming that everyone is straight, heterosexual
I was saying that we shouldn't allow us to teach this shit IN PRIMARY SCHOOLS OR ANY KIND OF SCHOOL you dumb cunt
>>73376623
Of course YOU would know that
I've never been on centrelink
>>73376688
You sound like the only decent guy on this board. Props to you anon.
See this guy gets its people, some of us want freedom and equality, not this boards brand of nazism,
>>73376688
ironically the same people that are pro aninal rights are the same people who defend halal slaughter of cows(non stunned throat cut)
STOP THE BOATS
SHUT DOWN THE SAFE SCHOOLS
>>73371653
Antifa fagget
>>73376709
I'm assuming youre religious so I won't dignify that with a response.
>>73376768
Hey, the government sure ain't gonna forget when you need to pay taxes, so why should I forget when I'm entitled to gives?
>>73376845
Good luck getting anywhere in 2016 with your bigoted attitude. Just watch as people avoid your entire life.
DEPORT LABOR VOTERS
>>73375760
>Labor.
>Liberals are capitalist traitors
Great let's get flooded in even more shitskins. If anyone considers voting Labor they're Nigger lovers.
Daily Reminder Labor will double our yearly refugee intake
>>73370625
>Gay marriage rights
I Agree.
>Medicinal cannabis
I'm ok with medicinal cannabis but i don't want it to be completely legalized.
>High tax on the super-wealthy (no, not the middle-class, the rich 1%)
This is stupid. Learn some economics before you make judgement's like this
>Low military spending
This is even stupider. Seriously, it's just common sense to have a good defense force.
>Bullet train between major cities
I want this. But i would rather private enterprise do it than the government.
>Euthanasia/abortion should be legal in all states
I'm ok with euthanasia if the person is terminally ill but i'm not ok with abortion.
>Pro-animal rights/environment policies
I hate this. Humans > Animals/environment.
Vote Labor/Greens so we can create our very own 'blue wall' lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nelLJG3hNg
did i do ok?
>>73377248
pretty much im against the libs only on the free trade agreement and foreign ownership(chinks)
>>73376793
He sounds like the most passive indecisive person on this board, I think weed smoke is clouding is mind.
>>73377358
accurate
>>73377221
>friendlyjordies
>>/fb/
>>73370625
- Gay unions with all the legal stuff is enough, no to marriage, gays are not equal to heteros, deal with it, rules of nature
- Medicinal cannabis I approve
- Taxation is theft, the rich pay your wages cunt
- So you want to hand australia over to indonesia and india on a platter?
- Bullet train can be done privately and better
- Don't care
- As if laws stopped people from doing things?
Greens supporters are so deluded, get a job you terminally unemployable cunts!
Friendly reminder to vote for Liberal Democrats, unless you hate freedom that is.
>>73370754
AIDS is expensive and faggotry makes us weak as a nation. Masculine faggots are an exception and not the rule. It's dysgenic and there's a reason why the strongest, fittest societies purge it.
>>73377544
I hate libertarians. Freedom is okay tho
guys am I doing this right?
>>73377583
>appeal to darwinism
You have not provided a shred of evidence as to how gay marriage is bad, plus you're probably a nazi loving redneck so your opinions don't count for shit in life.
in this thread
>wow guys
>i am like so fucking edgy and conservative
>WOW
ffs
>>73377989
You have been trolling up a storm tonight m8.
Lots of bites too.
>>73377989
What's your apartment view in Oxford St like at this time?
>>73373461
It's pronounced ahbow
>>73378113
>he BLACKED his 4chan
>he finds 4chan too hard to read so he makes it look more like Reddit
ultimate cuck
>>73376994
>judgement's
>t's
>Humans > Animals/environment.
Learn some grammar and basic science before replying to posts anon.
>>73378233
The conversation is backwards too. Bottom to top.
>>73378233
dumping my Brisbane autism folder now
>>73378329
>>73378233
Senpai this is Sydney Town Hall
>>73378432
There is no person in that image who can't be memed
>>73370754
destruction of family values.
>>73378371
nah this is definitely brisbane m8 I might have a few Sydney ones mixed in their but most defs brisbane
>>73378637
>family values
Mine is worth about $450,000
>>73378660
This is
>>73378432
Not sure
>>73378329
>>73378233
These are
>>73378708
>>73378660
Thats brissie oops
>>73378637
Everyone has a cry about the 1 in 10000 14 year olds who were born the wrong gender and get bullied in school, but no ones cares about the millions of kids fucked up by single motherhood, which of course destroyed the next generation of men and led to fag acceptance.
>>73377221
Friendlyshillies' latest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgFqOdIxxQM
dank af
>>73371739
Wrong on so many levels.
It is not the responsibility of the state to teach my kids about sex or what is normal or natural.
>>73378432
>YOU ARE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Immortan Joe
>Lenin shirt
>buuuuuurp
>>73378797
stop watching friendlyshitcunt
>>73378827
>>73367959
Wtf is with the transgender awareness question? Typical ABC question.
>>73367959
how did I do?
>>73379042
You did pretty good m8. I liked your rating of the leaders.
>>73379042
tips_fedora.png
>>73378827
>>73378968
>>73379020
>>73378705
>>73378660
I'm sure we can stereotype shit cunt right wingers as well. But that's not an argument is it?
>>73379025
It's in regards to the Safe Schools program that was started by the Labor Government. It is pretty much the exact type of there are 50 genders rubbish you'd read on Tumblr being taught to primary school kids. The LNP are calling into a review of it and some are even pushing for its immediate shutdown.
>>73379086
how do you figure that m8?
>>73371626
NOT YET
>>73379128
>>73379020
Ok let's see it?
Delcons unite!
Countdown to Turnblivion
http://www.essentialvision.com.au/category/essentialreport
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/newspoll
The /delcon/ voting guide
http://joannenova.com.au/2016/04/delcons-defcons-and-elections-in-australia-2016/
Crashing this election... with no survivors
https://quadrant.org.au/opinion/qed/2016/04/mutinous-liberals-samson-option
What is a delcon?
http://blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/mirandadevine/index.php/dailytelegraph/comments/conservatives_drooling_over_newspoll_willing_a_liberal_rout
delcon lives matter
http://catallaxyfiles.com/2015/09/27/we-dont-matter
How to find out if your local MP is a TRAITOR:
1. Find your electorate, enter your suburb here
http://apps.aec.gov.au/esearch
2. Click the link to your electorate from the results. There may be more than one result, pick the first one.
3. Click "More information about the electorate". This will list the history of sitting members. The first one is the current sitting member. WRITE THIS DOWN.
4. Search this list for that member. If there's a match, your sitting member is SCUM and it is your duty to vote against them.
https://truebluenz.com/2015/09/15/list-of-mps-who-voted-for-malcolm-turnbull-in-australian-pm-spill
If they don't appear in this list, then please support them at the election. We need to weed out the scum while still supporting true blue liberals. Note: Some of these members are retiring, so you might want to do some research.
#StopTurnbull
http://stopturnbull.com
>>73379319
>Delcons
>>73371623
Same, but I was slightly kinder to our beloved leaders even though I think they're Zog Bots.
>>73379319
Fuck it happened again
http://joannenova.com.au/2016/04/delcons-defcons-and-elections-in-australia-2016
>>73379220
>>73379256
>>73379280
I'm not gonna waste my time trying to search up pictures of mouth breathing right wing retards m8.
>>73379319
>https://truebluenz.com/2015/09/15/list-of-mps-who-voted-for-malcolm-turnbull-in-australian-pm-spill
Me local MP supported Abbot fuck yeah cheers bloke
Voting Liberal.
>>73371193
>Not writing in Infowars.
>>73369330
Heh, I got the exact same result
>>73379459
Why do you have no respect for the people that love and truly care the most about their country m8?
>>73379163
Good, it's fucking primary school FFS, none of those kids will understand anything about it.
>>73379555
And how exactly do Liberals care about the country?
>>73379573
Safe schools is for high school kids.
Besides, even if it is just a primary school, the kids will still retain all of that leftist bullshit.
>>73368819
Kill yourself please
>>73379573
No it's implemented in high-schools too, in fact its aimed towards high-schoolers going through puberty and coming to terms with their sexuality for the first time. Imagine how susceptible they would be at this age to this pseudo-scientific rubbish.
Its like Australian politics threads on here are a safe space for leftist Greens/Labor supports. Fuck off back to Plebbit.
>>73379651
I'm not talking about Liberals, I'm talking about what you refer to as "mouth breathing right wing retards"
the Liberals are barely right-wing
Still gonna vote the LDP I think
Seems that we all swing to centre on social and right on economic
>>73379852
Where you are is pretty close to where LDP would be plotted anyway tbqh, maybe just a little bit more socially left
>>73379651
Hey FriendlyJordie, give us a shout out in your next video
>>73371698
>How do you rate the party leaders?
>Green: 50%
Why are you here?
Can someone please tell me why Australians actually take the Green party seriously? What is it about Australians and supporting meme parties like the Greens?
>>73371193
not saying political news image board
What do I do?
New thread?
>>73380333
are you a stalinist or someshit
>>73371739
I already knew of trannies in year 6, guess what... it doesn't need its own class.
>>73380385
I support restrictions on foreign investment, taxation reform and boat turnbacks, apparently it puts me here.
>>73380358
>New thread?
This is the current thread m8.
>>73380826
sensiblechuckle.gif
>>73380385
>>73380586
>>73380333
weighted results moved me a bit.
>>73367959
SEE THE POPPEL COLLAR
SEE THE PASTEL POLO!!???
top lad is top lad
>>73380911
Based Tones, I'd vote Liberal if he were still PM desu
>>73374835
>tfw you're suggesting to me that if the curriculum says that I have to teach kids that having a mental illness and drastically and permanently modifying their bodies (even at their age) is not only ok but more important to cover than knowing how many apples you've got left if you sell half a dozen...
A few of us teach stuff outside of the curriculum as well as it.
All the kids in my class leave knowing how to safely lay and light a properly contained fire, how to tie something down correctly to ensure it stays in place and how to make pancakes (including all of the preparation, measurement and hygiene) for example.
Just a few basic life skills.
Probably slightly more important than being able to empathise with shim.
>>73371801
You now know why everyone one treats the Greens like sick joke.
>>73375183
Except when millionaires start fleeing the country and you're left picking up their pieces.
Moron.
>>73375183
Your statement is bad and you should feel bad.
The middle class should be concerned about tax, that said, the vast majority do pay tax that is appropriate for their income against the overall tax burden, the biggest under payers are corporations capable of reducing their tax burden through "legal means" and phoenix construction companies.
>>73375183
I thought you were a bit of a twit whilst I was arguing with you about education.
Then I saw this was you as well.
Is it nice not having to give the govt. 30 odd % of that paycheck you don't have to work to get every fortnight.
Here's a protip to go with your "You"
>slack NEET dole bludging cunts should NEVER EVER talk about taxation.
>EVER
>>73372535
>Liking the jewish prime minister
>>73367959
Well chaps how did I do?
>>73382320
>>73382320
...you can stay
>>73375586
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN DIDGERIDOO!
