A Florida man is accused of killing his brother over a cheeseburger argument, authorities say.
Benjamin A. Middendorf, 25, shot his older brother during the dispute Thursday night, police said in a statement.
The fight started after the victim Nicholas Middendorf, their mother and a third man returned from a night of drinking, according to a police report
"I just shot my brother on accident," a man could be heard yelling on a 911 call released by police in St. Cloud, Florida.
"We were in a fight and I grabbed a gun and I shot him. Oh God," Middendorf said, still screaming. "I'm so sorry."
A woman's voice could be heard on the 911 call telling the operator, "I'm going to kill my son."
"I hope you go to jail," she also said.
Nicholas Middendorf, 28, was pronounced dead at the scene.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/08/us/man-allegedly-kills-brother-over-cheeseburger/index.html
>>73359735
>Florida man
What are you sliding Shekelstein?
Florida Man strikes again!
Two things in life you don't fuck with. My Woman and My Cheeseburger
http://triblive.com/mobile/1685520-96/deere-renwick-bacon-charges-chalfant-christmas-eyster-morning-police-shot
Reminds me of the kid I went to school with getting shot by his father because of bacon. Too bad he didn't die though. Fucker almost drove me to suicide in 5th grade.
>non-Americans are so cucked they would actually let someone interfere with their ability to consume a cheeseburger, rather than just kill hat person
That is literally worse than letting Jamal fuck your wore
>813 here aka pasco county the weirdest thing around here is the meth heads who live like a hour away other then that one of the most base places in fl
Undeniable proof that guns only do harm!
>>73360229
How much are child prostitutes in your area?
>>73360229
Bro I'm from Pasco (spent years 2-20 of my life there). What HS did you go to?
>>73360881
land o lakes high
>>73360310
not sure never seen a hooker before eaither
>>73359735
Brothers can be such dicks. I know this feel. My brother is a complete asshole too.
>>73359735
You get between a man and his burger and what do you think's gonna happen? Idiot got what he deserved.
Anyone else hate when people say stupid shit like this? It's not just the stupid claim but the fucking grammar and mental gymnastics involved
>i gots arrested fo doin nuffins
I did nothing to warrant that arrest
>they were pepper sprayed for doing nothing!
they weren't doing anything wrong but were pepper sprayed anyway
you weren't pepper sprayed "for doing nothing"
>man kills brother over cheeseburger
the word cheeseburger happened to appear in one clause of a long statement made during an argument leading up to a larger fight which eventually lead to a physical altercation, the discharge of a firearm, and the subsequent death of whoever
ranting but fucking hell i hate this shit, it's like everyone is becoming a nigger
In my family when siblings get angry they buy TVs bigger than the others
>>73359735
>Grabbed a gun
Notice how gun violence happens from people who don't personally own guns? I'd bet this drunkard was a liberal.
>>73359735
>go out and get drunk with mom and her boyfriend Jamal
>come home and argue over cheeseburger with little brother
>get shot and die
it takes blood to oil the tree of freedom
FACT: FLORIDIANS ARE THE MOST POWERFUL RACE IN THE WORLD
desu this is very frequent in the US. Burger fights happen all the time. Thankfully they usually die down when someone brings a blizzard or a large diet coke.
Is this not an issue for other countries?
>>73359735
>Florida
Sounds about right.
Their state flower is meth, and the state bird is a dead baby in a trash can.
>Florida
top kek every fucking time
>>73359735
There would have been more to the lead up of this killing but who knows what his brother did to piss him off that much.
Who hasn't wanted to kill their brother or sister at some point in their life, it just depends how much somebody is pushed.
Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv5VwVDYf3I
>>73362640
could you post this picture to this, the one with filpenos or whatever fucking island race it was, that shit is too funny.
>>73362936
Visited my brother earlier last month and I visited my nephew.
> he had teardrops
Florida trashy AF
>>73359735
>Florida man
Would be memeworthy if Twitter hadn't already done it.
>>73359735
Tragic
>>73359735
I'm sure the cheeseburger argument was just the straw that broke the camel's back.
Something tells me they didn't have a terrific relationship.
Sounds like a hoax to be honest
>>73362036
Underrated
>>73359735
Afghanistan honor killing: Defiled woman.
American honor killing: Defiled cheeseburger.
>>73363158
I was actually baiting for either of those pics :(
>>73364745
>id
>FAT
>>73362036
A man's gotta eat
>>73364762
it will come around eventually lad. A classic forsure.
![1372448847358[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TeKlVVG.jpg "1372448847358[1].jpg")
>>73364745
>FAT
Why does all the crazy shit happen in Florida?
>Benjamin Middendorf
30 posts and no one greentexted this yet.
You're slipping /pol/.
>>73365360
Florida is a big shithole with a lot of different demographics colliding into a huge shit typhoon. Its also shaped like a penis.
>>73365004
agreed. here have another, on anon
>>73365371
kekd and saved.
>>73365459
What do the other states think of Florida?
I was born in Tampa.
Florida is an extraordinary place, indeed.
They're like 6 steps ahead of the rest of the world down there.
I LOVE BURGERS
>>73365575
>Florida is a big shithole with a lot of different demographics colliding into a huge shit typhoon. Its also shaped like a penis.
I pretty much said it all there, but its a popular spot for people to retire, so it gets the old people place rap. It has a lot of shiity cubans. Miami is a known hellhole of posers and trust fund manlets. They have alligators and swamp culture, so redneck hicks. Its a lot of bad things in one place.
>>73364745
>>73365575
I love Florida but as
>>73365768
posted there are a lot of shitty places. Tampa and Miami are no-go zones as far as I'm concerned.
>>73362936
>Their state flower is meth
Anon, it's late. I can't be laughing this loudly.
>>73365768
My town is over 90% white, as long as you avoid Deland, Volusia is pretty legit.
>>73359839
Came here to post this.
SPBP
>>73365360
Florida sits on top of the portal to Ry'leh
Thus causing all of our insanity
All jokes aside, I have no clue
Living here is like being in a surrealist comedy
>>73365360
An insane amount of prescription pills
>>73364745
>FAT
Holy fuck
>>73361753
Troop 12?? Fuck dude I used to live in Lutz then moved to MacDill
>>73359995
holy fuck what did he do to you?
>>73365360
I read once that there is some regulation in Florida which makes certain judicial cases public, as opposed to other states in America where they stay private
Florida isn't disproportionally crazy, we just hear about it more
>>73359735
> Florida
I knew some crazy shit was gonna go down when I read that.
>>73362644
Can confirm that burger related disputes do not happen with frequency in other countries. This phenomenon seems to be only in America. Amazing!
>>73362936
Anon pls, my sides just entered low orbit!
hamburger withdrawal is a bitch. he just needs treatment, not punishment
>>73360253
Get fucked cunt
>>73359735
>burger shoots burger over burger
Guns to kill people, burgers do!
>>73364745
Praise Kek, who blesses my ID with his power.
Gotta love Florida, an endless source of entertainment
>>73367816
It's all public record doesn't matter what state you're in
>>73359735
Burger Fight sounds like some Data East Street Fighter knock off. Would play.
>>73367966
U jelly m8?
>>73359735
Cheeseburgers are serious buisness bruh, the fact that you cannot comprehend / sympathize with this burger plight is literal proof you aren't an American and need to be deported.
This is like the 4th time I've heard of someone being shot over a burger in my state this year.
What the fuck is wrong with us?
>>73367436
funny i live about tens mins from the high school use to go to lutz all the time to hang with friends small world
>>73367966
it wasn't a burger it was a cheeseburgers which are considered holy in America you dumb bong, you do not ever touch another mans burger or let a man touch your cheeseburger if you have any balls, your probably a girl anyways
>>73362036
kek leaf
>>73368591
girls can have balls too now
>>73359735
Always Florida man
>>73368560
Burgers are too dangerous. We shouldn't allow just anyone to own a burger.
Why would anyone even need a burger anyway? Just trust the police with their burgers.
Reminds me of when a man killed his son who was a soldier because the son wanted to use the car for a bit. Dude took his rifle and shot him, and then the other son when he saw his dead brother beat the father up until he had to be hospitalised. It happened pretty recently.
>>73359735
I feel bad for the dude, don't know them but imagine killing your own brother while be a drunk dumbass. Everyday, every night, for years, you'd have to live with the guilt of an accident that should have never happened.
>>73359735
i would have shot my older brother too when i was younger, older brothers are the worst bullies, and you're forced to live with em it's anoying as hell. They know how to get on your nerves and everything, I can understand how mad floridaman could have been.
