What will we rename this state after our election?
>>73353606
North Wall
>>73353606
Nu Mexico (Trump doesn't win.)
>>73353606
Mexico, the wall's going around that shithole.
>>73353606
I don't even know what it's named now. Loss Vaeguss or something?
>>73353606
Just split it along the Rio Grand between Arizona and Texas, we'll add another state somewhere else
>>73353771
This hopefully
>>73353606
Castle Black.
>>73353606
Is NM CA levels of cucked? It was always my favorite state in terms of scenery. I wish the spics would leave and just let the whites have their desert libertarian paradise. Go to the south or something we were having so much fun RP'ing cowboys before these roaches moved in.
>>73353606
Trumptopia
>>73353606
Assland
We should name it Coronado, after the conquistador who discovered it.
GoBack-istan
>>73353881
More like castle brown.
>>73353820
Take it out of Canada.
Is there even any new mexico anons?
>>73353900
IIRC, Whites have never been a majority in NM, and if they were, it was only short lived. There actually is no majority race here. There are Hispanic families who have been here since the 1600s/1700s when it was part of Spain. They're a lot different than most other spics.
>>73353900
I live in NM, it is cucked to the extreme. Illegals get drivers licences, and if you disagree you're racist. They even made us say the pledge of allegiance in Spanish every day. Unsurprisingly it has the highest poverty rates in the US. The whole state is only supported by Federal funds. If the Mexicans left it would be wonderful. The gun laws are awesome, and their could be potential. As long as you stay in the whitest areas it's ok. We call the place full of illegals the "War Zone"
New Mexilandia.
>>73353606
Make it part of Arizona. They're both just desert wastelands, why have two?
>>73354310
You mean the warzone over by Central and San Mateo? Or the South Valley? Or Bridge and 4th?
>>73354473
fuucckkk it's all the war zone now anon.
Daily reminder that our clay Nuevo Mejico has a Mexican Governor
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susana_Martinez
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA BTFO CRACKERS,
>>73354541
Our homicide rate has actually gone down. It's close to half of what it was in the 2000s. Just stay away from the guys with the gang tats who carry themselves like a macho prick and it's all good.
I've walked through all of those areas at night, but I also carry everywhere. The only people who fuck with me are the ones who think that they have to prove something, and they're few and far inbetween.
>>73354778
I live in Rio Rancho now so everything is alright. I used to live off of Central and Cornell during my university days. Shit was fucking crazy. I couldn't go any where without seeing a passed out Indian clutching a Listerine bottle, or some methed up Vato. Thank god for our carry and conceal laws.
>>73353655
Underrated kek.
>>73354733
She's cool.
http://www.ontheissues.org/Susana_Martinez.htm
>Susana Martinez recognizes how critical it is that we secure our border. With violence in Mexico reaching unprecedented levels, we must do everything within our power to protect against that crime and violence crossing over the border.
>>73354733
Susana martinez isn't Mexican, she's american, and she's against illegal immigrants lol
>>73355020
Damn anon, I'm from Rio rancho too, where you at?
>>73355103
Susana Martinez
Not Mexican
>>73354033
Coronado already exists, anon
sorry
the governor of Nevada is Mexican too HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
>>73353606
Better Mexico
>>73355207
Nope, she's not mexican. Her parents are American (her dad was in the fucking marines), she was born in the US, she went to school in the US, her grandparents are from the US.
Sorry, she's all American and her political positions show her loyalty is to America. She wants to fucking secure our border and stop you spics from coming in LOL
>>73355186
It's a small world isn't it? I live near Southern.
Our clay Nuevo Mejico has and had always Mexican governors hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahaha
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_minority_governors_and_lieutenant_governors_in_the_United_States
Juarez fag here. I go to ruidoso to spend my money in our clay hahahahahahah
>>73353606
Donald Trump doesn't hate the Mexicans friend, he only hates illegal immigrants in which many of them happen to be from Mexico. So New Mexico's name will definitely stay the same.
>>73355288
that hotel is the shit. 10/10 would recommend
>>73353606
But if they are going to rename it then Trumpland.
>>73353606
Texas Jr.
>>73355310
Those are Americans buddy. Stay mad
>>73355020
KEK, I know the area well.
And it's the fucking worst when they're clutching a Cool Mint Listerine bottle and it's warm out. I went on a ride along in an ambulance, and one of the drunks that we picked up was shitfaced on that. He had been wearing the same pair of pants for days, and had pissed himself repeatedly. The stench of long fermented urine and Cool Mint Listerine together is indescribable.
The last call that night was too funny though.
>Be me
>Get last call for knife injury
>Walk into house
>Giant puddle of blood on the floor
>Go in further, see Indians, one with bleeding hand
>It was cut all the way across the palm, nearly down to the bone
>Turns out his brother started beating on his (the brother's) girlfriend
>He comes in, and pulls his brother off
>Psycho Brother goes into the kitchen
>Decides he wants to commit suicide
>Grabs knife
>Goes to slit wrist
>Chill brother can't let his brother do that
>Grabs for psycho brother's arm
>Grabs knife instead
>Bleeds like fuck
>We take chill brother
>Sister is the EMT driving the ambulance
>See paramedic bandaging indian dude's hand
>Indian dude starts telling the story
>Has the typical, grew up on the res halting indian accent
>Paramedic tells him to hold his hand up to lower blood pressure in limb
>Now we have an indian telling the story of how his brother was beating his girlfirend while holding up his hand like he's going to say "HOW!"
>My fucking sides...
>And then...he...fucking...hit her. Fucking...asshole
>Holy shit my fucking sides even more
IIRC, we picked him up somewhere near Martinez Town.
>>73355389
Damn anon, I live near RRHS and I work at the wal mart on Unser
>>73355045
She is pretty good, I respect how she has been trying to get drivers licences out of illegal's grubby hands. When my mom was a teenager her boyfriend was killed in front of her by an drunk illegal Mexican, she always told me the story to keep me away from the undesirables. It red pilled me pretty early
>>73355796
KEK, I live down the hill from you fuckers. I'm on the river.
>>73355772
Sandoval was also the first Hispanic candidate elected to statewide office in Nevada.[3]
American judges of Mexican descent
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Sandoval
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
THEY ARE RAPIST AND CRIMINALS HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AND GOVERNORS TOO HAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>73353771
I'm from here and I would understand.
>>73353787
West Arizona
>>73354271
Hi.
>>73354310
This anon is completely correct. Also our state government is corrupt as shit, getting better though. Most of this is only relevant to shitty places like Albuquerque.
>>73355796
>>73355929
LOL, living in this area would breed /pol/ users. I'm somehow not surprised
>>73355792
Story is hilarious anon. I wonder why they like Listerine so much, it's always Listerine; even though other brands are probably cheaper. I should ask the bureau of Indian affairs why that is.
>>73356210
>Most of this is only relevant to shitty places like Albuquerque.
I see you have never done any politicking in Rio Arriba county. Those fuckers could give Chicago and Louisiana a run for their money.
FUCKING NEW MEXICANS, STOLE YOUR FLAG FROM MEXICAN NATIVE AMERINDIANS FROM MY STATE CHIHUAHUA
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casas_Grandes
Chihuahua state > New Mexico
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSqZq4IG1mc
>>73356376
No I haven't. I'm from the South end of the state, Ruidoso area.
There's a big rez up there though, right? There's your problem.
>>73356415
Come get it back then, Paco.
>>73356269
There's another /pol/lack that I friends with up near King and Unser. I think this area breeds /pol/lacks because the state actually ranks as one of the highest for personal liberty, we get to see spics that are pretty cool and based, we get to see spics that are Muslim shit-tier fuckwads who should be turned into compost, and the Indians are just in their own class.
Very few nogs though.
>>73356515
Go hit Bonito for me and enjoy yourself. I've killed it with trout in that lake.
>>73356581
>manifestdestiny.jpg
>>73356415
It's the Zia Sun Symbol, cockfag. It's from the Zia Pueblo, 30 minutes away from me.
>>73353606
Call it New West Wales
>>73355533
Califag who spent time in NM here. Why would you willingly go to a new mexican town, and riudoso of all places, to have a good time? Is mexico really that shitty? So shitty that riudoso is a fun place for you beans? Absolutely shaking my head. Cant wait till the wall is built
>>73357110
I'm pretty sure we have enough nukes here to take care of any wall.
>>73357016
The Cross of Burgundy flag (which is shown here with yellow background, flag of the Spanish Empire during the reign of Philip II of Spain (1556-1598)) served as the flag of the Spanish viceroys in the New World. New Mexico's flag uses similar colors.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_New_Mexico
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA VIVA HISPANIA
>>73356715
True that.
I am very grateful for low nog numbers, though I feel like I'm seeing more of them lately. Maybe it's just me.
>>73357110
SNOW TIME. SKI.
>>73353606
Cadia
>>73357303
Paco go be a retard somewhere else, the cross of burgundy looks nothing like the our zia symbol.
>>73357221
True that senpai. I went to nmsu for a year and was dusgusted so i went back home to a cali school. Also have family in ABQ near chelwood and manzano high school. The food is fuckin god tier but everything else is absolute shit.
>>73357466
I'd hold against the Eye of Tacos for the God-Emperor Trump.
>>73356807
This man has good tastes. I haven't actually been in a couple years, though.
>>73357502
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_New_Mexico
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BTFO
Heisenberg
>>73357315
I don't know. I always wondered why people in the south were racist, because the few that were here weren't that bad. The worst that I could say about the worst one that I went to HS with was that he was kind of a douchebag. My 3rd grade teacher was one, and she was actually a good teacher. I'd still thank her for the good experience today if I saw her. That was typical of my experience growing up with the few that are here.
Then I got to see what the ones down south were like. Holy fuck. I'll take the spics any day.
>>73357386
>he thinks riudoso has decent slopes that arent so shitty they should be shut down
>not even the best slopes in the shithole state of NM (taos)
>he doesnt go ski in Lake Tahoe or Reno
Absolutely sad. I honestly feel bad for you anon if you have fun in riudoso
>>73355020
Rio rancho, you degenerate, get some money and move to the NE heights like me. Or get even more money and move to cedar crest on the other side of the Sandia's like I want to.
>>73354310
>They even made us say the pledge of allegiance in Spanish every day.
All fucking maymays aside, what in the flying fuck? I'd legit bring a gun to school at blast that stupid spic of a teacher if that happened to me.
>>73356210
>west Arizona
>west
>>73357602
Bean confirmed retarded, the zia looks nothing like that except the same color
>>73354310
SPANISH pledge of allegiance? i know that the us doesnt have a formal language but cmon...
>>73357826
True, ruidoso is shit tier. Just drive your ass north for good skiing
>>73357962
I vaguely remember having to do it in English & Spanish at school before but it was short lived and everyone went back to English.
>>73357721
Yeah, as long as they are not raised around the ghetto culture most are alright. I was fairly tolerant until college. I'll never forget my English class had a nog who was a walking stereotype. He bragged that he didn't know what a noun was on the first day; and when we were giving our emails to the teacher his was pussylicker something or other. The professor calmly tried to explain how that wasn't appropriate for class and he tried to argue with her! It was all down hill from there.
>>73357962
>>73357924
I know, I'm so ashamed : ( . Plus I was a stupid kid who didn't know any better.
>>73357962
NM is officially bilingual, and we even have our own dialect of Spanish, because there are old families who have been here for hundreds of years that descended from the Conquistadors, independent of Mexico. The oldschool spics here are something that few people outside of the state have ever encountered.
>>73358296
Well, you know what Lew Wallace said about this place:
>``All calculations based on our experiences elsewhere fail in New Mexico.''
He was right.
Our homegrown nogs are pretty cool, at least most of the ones that I knew. I don't know about the outsider ones moving in though.
>>73358309
>[whatever shitty state] is officially bilingual
Jesus fucking Christ.
They all have to go back.
>>73353606
Something super WASPy like New Derbyshire just to fuck with them.
>>73358309
I've met many (((Spanish)))) people here. Can't tell them apart from the standard boarder jumper except that they are really sensitive about about being called Mexican.
>>73358616
You misunderstand. They were here in 1848 when we purchased the pace from Mexico at gunpoint via the treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. (Fuck you, Mexico, you're not getting it back.) It's always been bilingual, and not for mojado reasons, though it makes less sense then it did back when it was written into the constitution, because everybody born here speaks English. That wasn't true back in the day, and it wasn't because of immigration.
>>73358822
Go stop in Chilili for the inbred oldschool experience. I hate those fucks. They want to be independent, but they want state funds for infrastructure. Pick one. Go up in the northern part of the state. They fucking hate outsiders, but once you get to be friends with them, you want them on your side on a fight. They'll even call nogs gringos in some of the small towns.
>>73356004
So all Mexicans are confirmed trash?
>>73355533
> Mexican Governors
>>73358877
Sure, Albuquerque has been incorporated for 400 years. 4 hundred. But NM isn't much of a place for growth, minimal good land and water. At the time of annexation the population of white Spanish derivitives numbered in the thousands. Weren't that many injuns either.
>>73353655
TPBP
>>73359368
I encourage you to tell people that this place is a shithole. I actually like it here, and I don't want people moving here because don't want new transplants fucking it up. I don't want illegals moving up here, and I don't want Commifornians moving in. There is some really cool stuff here, but if you don't know how to find it, it is indeed a shithole. I'm cool with that.
>>73354145
Topkek
>>73358877
>It's always been bilingual
Then that still means it needs to nuked I guess.
>>73360047
Now you have a conundrum, senpai. We have most of the nuclear scientists, most of the facilities for building/maintaining the nukes, and we have more nukes than any other state. Who is nuking who?
I knew people who were on the Manhattan project, and I've met Robert Oppenheimer's brother.
>>73353606
Nothing faggot, what do we rename America after it's a Hispanic nation?
El puto Drumpf no te puede salvar, lmao.
>>73359748
I agree. Let's inflate the crime statistics and tell tales of horrific racial attacks on illegals by savage Indians.
>>73360398
But we need the income from events like the Balloon Fiesta. Touristas should be treated well. Transplants should not. We need to become New Mexijews.
Red man here, I grew up on the navajo reservation. Everyone there is fucking crazy, lazy and too damn stupid to change. I swear most native americans have such an entitled child outlook on life. Also fuck you beans, build wall
Nb4
>go drink some listerine
>>73353606
Trumpington.
>>73359748
>trying to pretend his state isnt an overal shithole other than Sandia or the place that starts with rio
Once again, new mexican food is nased, everythung else is absolute shit.
>>73360306
>be working at a financial institution in Canada
>clients approach me today asking for this and that
>want to deposit a cheque issued by the IRS into a chequing account
>tell them I'd like to confirm the funds
>call the IRS hoping to find a department that issues cheques
>get automated voiuce message
>"Thank you for calling the IRS, gracias por llamar IRS..."
You fucked yourselves, frankly.
>>73353655
>>73360834
Even Canada is getting BEANED huh?
>>73360620
Nah, let's just live off the federal teat and babysit their nukes. Tourists might see some nice thing and then might want to live here. Coastal should stay on the coast and leave us desert folk alone.
>>73360622
Naw m8, some of you injuns are cool as fuck. There are a lot who are fucked up beyond functionality, but when you're not, you give as good as you take. You take jokes of the racist nature as they are offered, and you offer the same. That is to say, if they aren't meant seriously, you laugh, the throw it back in my face. You take it as it is meant, not as dumbfucks receive it.
>>73361032
I am of the opinion that the Federal tit is going to go away during our lifetimes. We should cultivate everything that we have.
>>73353881
underrated comment
Born and raised Burqueno here. Despite the fact that we have more wetbacks than Commiefornia and that w literally give them driver's licenses, I would rather we not be walled off.
>Balloon Fiesta
>Breaking Bad
>Sandia and Los Alamos
>Film Industry. I mean, I met Thor at the Uptown Borders when Avengers was being filmed. That's cool.
>Green motherfucking chile.
We gave you guys the atomic bomb. Just deport Paco and let me become a sheep rancher in my home state, please?
>>73360261
Nigger, you wouldn't even remember my state's name. Good luck, guadalupe or whatever your shitty language means.
>>73360622
Is it just me, or is Santa Fe as depressing as fuck? Like a town purpose built for rich leftists to larp being poor injuns fags. And the natives there just look ... dead inside.
Lesser Arizona
>>73353606
Rocky Texas
>>73361759
Lel that's exactly what Sante Fe is. Every time I go there to ski and eat FRITO FUCKING PIE I see sad looking reds all over, just trying to get by selling their turquoise. And the artists have their cozy little galleries full of five figure paintings of dirt.
I know "Muh shiny beads" but I've always had a soft spot for the Navajo. Gud guys, helped fight nips.
>>73353606
Name it after a Breaking Bad reference
>>73361988
>Be Dine
>speak ridiculous language
>just talk normally
>mfw it's a code and the nazis couldn't crack it
>>73361759
Santa Fe sucks balls if you aren't a tourist. It is leftist like fuck. There are some good places to eat, but it has been taken over by white progressives who like to tell the Hispanics who have lived there for a few hundred years how to pronounce Spanish words.
>>73353606
Old New Mexico
Ayy Lmaoland
>>73361988
I'm actually from LC, kinda new to this northern black bean and cumin free crazy world. Good to get away from the heat though...
>State with a city named by a game show
>>73362621
Let's not bring that up... I only ever stop there if I'm in serious need of gas... don't want to get raped and eaten by what passes for human beings there
>>73354310
Not enough jobs also
Better Mexico.
>>73353655
>>73361988
Dude, Trump needs to somehow get the Natives on his side. I honestly feel terrible as fuck for the Natives. I love based Jackson and all, he did good for our nation, and I'm not going to really apologize for Manifest Destiny but holy shit the state they're in now is just something pitiful to behold.
Imagine if Trump did some specific things for the Natives. Not for their (probably miniscule) votes, but just for the goodness of it? To truly make America great again?
>>73362621
God that place is such a shithole fuckin TorC should be given to mexico
>>73363157
All it would take is one Aloha Snackbar on a res, and he'd be getting much more attention from them. Hilldawg probably doesn't give a rat's ass about Natives, while Trump made a fortune on casinos. Just food for thought.
>>73353771
Fuck off.
I don't want to have to drive through that shithole Utah just to visit my family in Texas.
>>73360834
So if I call the Canada Revenue Agency, its not going to speak in French as well?
>>73355207
Spain is in Europe
>>73363461
I mean, nobody ever says anything about the natives, not even the MUH DIVERSITY progressives
Imagine if Trump, out of the goodness of his heart, actually talked to and for the Natives, about issues they have been facing their entire lives that have never been brought up because their minority isn't as loud or as large as the wall-builders and the dindu-nuffins.
I mean, for fuck's sake, it's just depressing. Imagine if he spoke out for them? Gave them as much pride as he gives us? Says it's finally time for someone to act for the other people in America with no voice, even though it would have no benefit to him personally?
I mean, all he needs is to see the plight of these guys. He'll do it, he knows it is right. He's all about pride, and spirit, and determination, and that's what these people need.
>>73353606
New Wall
>>73363883
Then watch leftist damage control as Clinton schedules a dozen rallies all throughout the Southwest and North Pacific. He calls her out at a debate, she goes full "ur bigotry" and "muh whole agin."
Fuck me lads, that would be legendary.
>>73362121
>t. reddit
