What the fuck is the matter with Indians?
Also, post pics of Indians being Indian on the Internet.
>>73351884
not a pic but best I could find >>
>>73351995
>Pudoo
Laughed way too fucking hard
DESIGNATED
>>73351995
This one's always been great.
Poodoo's a fucking champ.
shit in toilets
>>73352261
That was actually pretty good
>>73352323
POOPIN'
>>73351884
Part of this is obviously language barrier, i'm not sure how they treat women over in some parts of India but this shit is not acceptable.
I'd love if we could get an Indian poster to join us.
>>73352261
>stay strong trains is hard job.
Top fucking kek
Their ability to not being able to poo in loo also has effected their social skills.
>>73352511
LOOS
>>73352261
>>73351995
These were always hilarious.
>>73351884
India has a really high ratio of per capita internet connection to literacy rate
>>73351884
b-but i luv u OP
>>73352261
top kek
>>73352261
definitely a troll....shit. I should make an indian troll account and start doing this too, it's hilarious
>>73352562
We've had them, but I haven't seen any in awhile. I think we drove them away with all the constant POO IN LOO memeing.
>>73352261
BASED
>>73352562
They are degenerates when it comes to treating women equally. Just a simple example, from my friend:
>uni exchange student from India
>Chemistry PhD student, mid 20s
>My friend, also mid 20s, has to guide him and shit
>Basically babysit in the labs
>Pooinloo asks my friend if he is married
>"No"
>"Planning any time soon?"
>"Not really"
>"Ohhh, so you're looking for that right one! I am getting married in 6 months - my parents found me a girl!"
They never really talk to women, or have any clue how to interact with them. Same applies for your average mudslime with arranged marriages etc.
>>73351884
>>73351884
Smdh senpai. Indians thirsty as fuck
>>73351884
that alexander cuck is even more cringe worthy m90 lol
india y
>>73351884
>Guy attempting to be a white knight to a slut who is putting her tits as the focus of the picture
I hate to say it, but Pajeet is in the right.
>>73352960
You sound like a nice lady.
>>73353132
im finna need that source right quick
>>73351884
It's a combination of highly patriarchal culture and low IQs coming into contact with degenerate western culture. The dumb Indian male sees Western women as easy sluts because in their home country women are much more reserved. Women aren't supposed to walk outside alone in most parts of India let alone wear clothing that reveals their tits unless they are a hooker (which is legal in India). Consequently stupid Indian males think they've found an easy slut that will put out if they just hit them up, and being stupid they use laughable techniques to hit on women. Also the lack of women showing off their bodies means that when Indian men see one that does they pretty much devolve into horny retards. Similar to rapefugees and their "sexual emergencies".
>>73352818
By now I feel honestly sad for them. They never had a chance
>>73352261
this oned was a /pol/ack actually
>>73351884
both of the guys in that screenshot are pretty pathetic sounding tbqh
>>73351884
alpha as fuck, no wonder they poo on the streets, its dominance behaviour and territorial marking in its purest form
>>73351884
Way to go, cuckboy Alexander.
>>73351884
indians are always the ones in chatrooms to ask me if i've sniffed my sister's panties. All are numale creeps.
>loos are the thirstiest motherfuckers in the world
>average sized condoms are too big for them
lel
>>73353339
>you'll never be good friends with Salman
>>73353339
you should never become proudy......
>>73353357
What chatrooms do you goto, cuck
Happy Ending
>>73351884
Fuck you OP you didn't say this is a YLYL thread, Fuckin lol at that gibberish post.
>>73352960
Arranged marriages have been the norm for a huge portion of history you uneducated nigger. Marrying for love is a recent phenomenon.
>>73351926
>Hangree for your pussy
Bonus Asif
>>73353418
>mfw reading comments on porn videos
It's like they think the uploader is the same person in the video.
>>73351884
I totally agree with you OP most of the Indians on facebook are thirsty and idiotic as hell.
>>73353251
This. My obviously non-Muslim friend here is right. It was a /pol/ troll account that started because his other account got banned.
Something something Shekelstein.
>>73352960
>women
>equals
Get the fuck out nigger
>>73351884
They're raised in a culture where men pay for wives instead of compete, their only way of wooing women is "ficki ficki".
>>73353633
>>73351884
She's not even that hot. I hate girls with dyed hair like that and piercings. It's just so ugly to me. Same with girls tattoos. It's just gross.
>>73353633
OMFG, whats wrong with these people ?
As a notary I can say that Indians are always, ALWAYS, the worst fucking customers. It's just a cultural thing to be rude there apparently.
>haggling on the mandated price
>smelling like shit
>asking me to swear affidavits that they are citizens (a notary only notarizes signatures, not that you have lived here for ten years)
>having ridiculous names
You have turned me into a customer hating monster, Sivagurunathan Sankaranarayanan
>>73353781
It's a gay facebook group
>>73351953
>"Bye"
>30 minutes later
>"Hello"
best thread of the year plz keep posting i'm laughing harder than those YLYL threads
>indians post pics of themselves shitting to facebook
>>73353633
Lol'd at Surjit the size queen
>>73353496
Best response. Arranged marriages are GOAT, you just have to let go of Romantic degeneracy and learn to love your spouse. Usually arranged marriages are better at keeping considerations like social status, financial, and other compatibility issues that overwhelmingly make for a better lasting partnership.
Young people are low time preference horny children unable to make good decisions of this sort, and waiting till 30+ is not conducive to having a sustainable birth rate.
>>73353199
Asanagi. Booru it.
>>73353781
Out of 1.2 billion people, at least 10 of them are likely to have mental problems.
>>73353817
>fixed price
>can you do me a deal on this, I'm a good customer, just take a few dollars off okay, come on
>>73352780
Actually I think he is not a troll, he's an idiot with a very poor English. I have seen a lot of him.
>>73353393
Literal penis inspection day. Absolute pottery.
>>73353949
He's an old troll. How does not one remember this?
>>73353988
uh oh. what's the wordfilter that leads to "pottery?"
>>73354021
Can't remember something you weren't around to witness.
>>73353884
>156 likes
Why do Indian men post stuff like 13 year old girls?
>>73353084
What the fuck.
>>73353884
shitposting goes full circle.
It's beautiful
>>73351884
Indians are fucking hilarious. Became bros with this Indian in college and he was the most rapey fucker hands down savage creeper with no sense for recognizing other peoples personal boundaries.
>>73353949
nice try to get some damage control pajeet. we all know real indians on twitter are way hornier and retarded
why are they so bad at photoshop? and how can they not notice their shops are obviously fake?
Even the kids are cucks
>>73354223
:)
>not waking and getting hot/fresh shot of cow piss from your local pajeet barrista
>>73353496
>>73353750
t. Betacucks who cannot attract a female partner
>>73353219
Truth
>>73354294
At least he is thanking gays.
>>73354136
with 68+ others
>>73353339
r/ing the edit with Sean Penn and that drug kingpin
>>73354267
can't read this shit
>>73354344
Fuck off. White and black women should be treated as nothing more than the cattle they are.
>>73351995
"I will be ur new father and u will respect me n shit"
Holy shit fucking lol'd
>>73353949
This.
>>73354451
>>73354344
>MFW /pol/ is more beta and desperate than /b/
>>73351884
Hey gurl, wanna ride?
i am indian and let me tell you, being indian is actually a great thing. we have beautiful people and we have ugly people. just like any race. I for 1 am a great person, have great friends, and i take care of every one that is in my life and i am glad to do it, and for that i have people that love me around me. also, indian parents are one of the best parents you can have. sometimes they can be really strict, but they will take care of you no matter what, and they will buy you what ever it is that you need. as long as your not a selfish shithead. Also, we all have great jobs, lots of money and a family that we all love and take care off. suck my dick op suck my dick
>>73353651
I've run into this too, they seem to think every video/pic of a woman on the internet was actually uploaded by that woman.
>>73354344
>you're unwilling to tolerate cunty behavior therefore you're a kissless virgin
Actually not that much of a stretch given the state of modern women.
>>73353948
>>can you do me a deal on this, I'm a good customer,
>I'm a good customer,
Every fucking time. I have to fight the urge to smirk every time.
>>73353892
>you just have to let go of Romantic degeneracy and learn to love your spouse
that sounds extremely unamerican
>>73354624
Yeah but Indian girls are ass. White girls are where it's at.
>>73354637
Cunty behaviour of people being able to choose who they want to marry/fuck? Ayyy laymo
>>73351884
>What the fuck is the matter with Indians?
Genetic concentrated autism + arranged marriages = BBY U SO PRTY I WANT MARRY U I WANT FUCK U CUM OVER BBY I SHOW U GUD TIME CHADA BADA BING BONG CURRY PARATHA DELHI
>>73352960
How do you know interact with women?
>>73354696
>>73354637
hello pajeet and ramchand
>>73351884
PATEL! FOR THREE!
I often joke about an indian NBA player named Patel.
he would have to wear a shirt under his jersey because it would be an unfair advantage and nobody would guard him if he wore the regular NBA jersey
>>73354587
>first cars then girlfriend
dude's got his priorities
>>73353393
How ironic to be always horny yet having a small dick.
>>73354815
wat
>>73354624
I recently became friends with some Indians, and they're not bad at all. Just have to know how to separate the shit ones and the good ones. I really like the camaraderie between them. Everytime I see one of them update their facebook pics they all get 100+ likes and comments, meanwhile my white friends get jackshit for social support.
>>73354302
Hahahahaha holy shit
>>73354833
Yo Chang
You see 4chan, shooting with bare hands is vary difficult
Because Indians are horny, street-shitting subhumans who have no self-awareness yet internet access, and there's plenty of attractive white women for them to creep on online.
thread has me dying, plz post moar
>>73354896
You heard the man.
Tell us how to be Chad, like you.
>>73354805
there is a simple solution. let the women choose their own men, then they will be able to choose men based on physical characteristics, and men will be able to choose women based on physical characteristic as well. this will remove a good chunk of ugliness from their gene pool. in order to finalize the process of become the ultimate chads and stacys, they would need to introduce a genetically engineered mutation to give that final boost
>>73353393
Not Indu-stan, but when I went to Busan in ROK to visit a friend there, he had me bring over like 6 boxes (not 3-pack) of condoms, coz the Korean standard hurt his American wee-wee and his little ROK nymph loved a good dickin'. Dick size b a real thing amongst nationalities/races. On an unrelated note, I also had to bring him some prescription-strength anti-antiperspirant which 'sploded all over my hygiene kit in-transit.
Flying with ma bast friend
>>73354587
It's not even a honda
>>73353496
t. expat Pajeet in Leafland
>>73355054
Not even a Chad. If anything, I've become more conservative over time. Still doesn't stop me from having a qtpie gj, and not giving a fuck who gets to fuck/date/marry who how many times.
This whole thread is fucking gold and I'm a pooinloo too. I was born in 'murica though I'm slightly more civilized.
>>73355217
>gf not gj
>>73354440
"i look so dashing i have a great figure"
"girls will become mad by seeing this photo ??? why i'm so handsome"
"wow..!! dude.. why don you act in movies..???????????????????????"
>>73353049
this
>>73355147
it's like a second grader wrote it
>>73353339
where's the one where he got back together with mudasir
>>73354624
u sayin wat u son of basterd bich
Why do Indians lie all the goddamn time about things?
>>73354267
>>73353884
68 others? Damn
>>73355250
thanks
>>73354222
I actually kind of feel bad for this dude. The amount of pre-meditation shown sucks.
>>73353817
>MY MATE CAN GET ME A DISCOUNT INNIT???
>>73354344
you don't need to remind me of it
>>73353884
It must be so dank to take a shit in a big open field surrounded by lush vegetation every morning.
I would take a picture and rub it in to everyone I know.
>>73355422
U wot m8
1v1 me irl fgt
>>73354624
Indian women seem to age badly. They go from looking 25 to 80 overnight and grow a fucking mustache.
>>73354587
That photoshop, top kek
>>73351884
the guy responding is cringeworthy moreso than the fuckin indian
>>73355141
so you're saying i can pretend to have a big dick, get some panfaced gook in the sack, and then disappoint her to such an extent that I make national headlines?
>>73355646
>>73355422
Rape-Bus?
>>73353339
Those are Persians, not Indians.
>>73355748
>Today I took a relaxing dump in a beautiful, sweetly fragrant field of flowers
>Oh, what's that? You had to shit in a boring, smelly closet? Man you must really hate yourself
SUPER POWER 2030!
>>73353393
>study done on 1000 people in one state
>no mention of diets, testosterone levels or health
>over 300 million adult males in India
Flawed study is flawed.
>>73353473
god bless those 3
>>73351884
Indians guys are so fucking creepy. I stopped using public transport because they would always stare at me. Wtf is wrong with them??
>>73356133
They have minimal interaction with people outside their immediate family and friends.
>>73354294
>Roopi
>>73354624
I actually went to grade school with an indian prince, used to play 40k with him and hes a bro. I am actually shocked looking at his kikebook now at just how rich this kid and his family is. Lives in illinois and his wife is an indian model. So yes there are all aspects to pooinloos.
>>73356133
ar u grl? u hv bf? i think u r verr pretty pls be my grlfriend i treat u well n give you good sex and make good food to feed you please give me phone number so i can call
>>73355748
It's all copacetic until you accidentally step in human feces.
>>73355942
my bals ar ovir flowed wit spirms frum yor face
so hot
sen pusy pic yor hot n we cen fuk
mey spirms cen get on yor face then ok
i louv you bye
I have an Indian friend named Vishal. We call him brown 1.
>>73355248
I knew a sihk pooinloo back in highschool. He was pretty cool. Although he stole shit from people even though his parents were loaded
>>73353339
>>73353402
This is how Indians are, one fell in love with me in 4th grade. Somehow it involves trying to steal all your ideas also.
I'll never forget when he told me "we need to work on our relationship" and I laughed in his face. The rage...
>>73355916
Exactly. Godspeed. Watch out, though; running fans in the bedroom is a no-no and they have no reservations about coughing in your face. Bars with girls out front dragging you in will charge you ~$2 for a drink but if you buy a girl a drink it's ~$30. I would also recommend not transporting liquid-based anti-antiperspirant in your checked luggage. It's been a couple years since I've flown so I don't know if the rules on fluid levels on carry-ons has changed but yeah, watch yo' dick n shit. Black cock is a thing.
>>73354083
>Not knowing the meme
>>73356440
I only have small, anecdotal evidence to support this.
before I deleted my Kikebook a indian decided he loved me. Messaged me and was blocked on 4 accounts before he finally quit. I had mutual friends with the first profile, so I accepted the request only to get 30 of these "I LOVE U" messages posted on my wall and a blown up inbox. After that it was just block after block, but he'd send messages with every request (back when Facebook let you) - "IT IS ME MY LOVE WHY DID YOU STOP TALKING"
i'm a guy
GIVE ME A DISCOUNT U BASTERD BITCH
>>73355337
>>73353450
Here we go.
>>73356133
>>73356362
HELLO PLS TLK TO ME I MISS U I LOVE YOU WE NEED TALK A LOT YOU KNOW IT IS BAD FOR LOVERS NT TO TALK WE NED TO WRK ON AR RELATINSHIP
>>73356606
idk man i have an indian tier dick. maybe i should just kidnap a nork
>>73356716
thanks mang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGE1WUXS-UY
>Indian engineering
Skip to 1min
>>73353199
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2011023?tags=asanagi+large_breasts
>>73356654
>i'm a guy
you must have a nice boipucci
>>73353357
So, have you
>>73356057
Hey now, sometimes that closet has interesting graffiti or reading material.
"One person shitting in 600 different fields is different from 600 shitting people in one field."
-Mahatma Ghandi
>>73356859
If I bring my phone I also have reading material.
>Go to uni night
>All of the girls get engulfed in indian guys
>No one wants them there
It's hilarious because of how much everyone really can't stand them at parties. It's the only race everyone here is openly racist against because 99% of them fit into the stereotype
>>73356654
Post boipucci.
>>73356654
Can I have a link to your account? Juust to help you hehe
The untranslatable comment was basically "suck my dick, motherfucker" not even spelt properly. I wonder how these people are able to use the Internet sometimes.
>>73353049
Was going to post that.
No doubt he's a nice "gentleman" white knight in the friend zone.
>>73351884
>Pose like a whore
>Get mad when spoken to like one
Western women. Also i bet if they all met up, the poo in loo would be the one most likely to take her home
>>73356769
Why nork? They look so angry all the time. When they don't look angry they look fake happy. I don't necessarily like the plastic surgery craze overtaking S Korea, but they at least have a little bit of an aesthetic eye left...
Find a nice girl going to Uni in Seoul or Busan, even Daegu. Sneak into her dorm and diddle her at night when her roomies are in bed/busy with their own catches. Got a small(er) dick? No worries! you will not need to import condoms to have a healthy, pleasurable sex life in the ROK (PS, ROK is S Korea, DPRK is N korea (nork)). Plus, most girls over there that are worth more than doing anything but fucking them are not going to make dick size a topic of conversation.
My review of ROK? 8/10. Stellar restaurants, hot women everywhere, easy to pick up women, legalized prostitution in districts, smoking everywhere, public drinking and 24 hour liquor sales yet there were not many drunk bums in the street. Littering was literally encouraged. Amazing food, Amazing history (esp in Seoul) Amazing temples (Heyung-gung temple shoutout in BUSAN!)
This is probably my favourite Indian on the internet moment.
>>73357716
i don't have yellow fever, they all look the same to me.
>>73357771
you know if these people got it together theyd have the australians sucking their shitpost covered cocks
>>73355561
RAREE
>>73354624
>>73354624
u saying wat u son of basterd bich
>>73357989
Indians were actually good posters when they were still posting, always educated. Everyone has driven them away with the poo meme. Not that I feel bad, because it's funny.
Two weeks ago was the first time I ever saw an Indian in real life.
The dude literally took out his phone and just took a picture of my blonde mom without asking.
What the fuck mang?
PAJEET MY SON
>>73358343
Can't you beat him up? I doubt cops in your area care.
>>73354302
kid is based as fuck.
i'd be proud to have him as a son.
>>73358343
Post pics of your blonde mom pls
>>73353817
Dude fuck their names they are the longest, least pronouncable names ever
>>73358515
I wasnt with her the moment he took the picture,my mom told me what he did.
>>73358624
no
Who is behind this thread?
IIT: depressed faggots who are so fed up of their life that they are just posting random shit to divert themselves from the reality which is their life.
Don't worry guys you will end your miserable existence just not now, you can have fun for a while
>>73354624
I am to India!
I lov yoo am in lov with yoo pls sent pics
Peniss my pens want yoo byutiful!
Hello
Accep frend reqest then we are!
T. PooLoo Pajheet
>>73354624
POO
O
O
>>73359464
it is and mystery
>>73359523
Thank you.
My life is sad. I'm not denying that.
Do you have a problem with that?
>>73356071
pooinloo detected
>>73359635
Absolutely not waste of oxygen fat burger
>>73359720
u sayin wat u son of basterd bich
What gives these pooinloos the confidence to be so autistic to white bitches over facebook? Is it their IT backgrounds?
I unironically despise Indians.
Nuking India will be a great day for humanity.
The only downside is the nuclear fallout shit cloud that might spread around the world.
>>73352982
See, this is why I don't have gorilla face designs, can make for some very awkward situations.
>>73359720
Look, I'm also mad about my countrymen not being white; but I don't let it show this way. Don't make it so obvious next time! haha
>>73359464
>>73359573
who could it be?
Based pooper
>>73356801
I'm fucking crying while watching the video holy shit. Im not sure what the funniest part is, the pitiful engineering, those sterotypical Indian guys in the beginning, or the awful music they chose to loop for two minutes that is drowning out the narrator. Where do you guys find shit like this god damn
>>73360706
Based pooper part 2
Not 100% sure if indian but close enough
>>73356801
At the end:
>we only have to replace the front brake disc and part of the rims
Fucking kek, I can't wait to see their next suspension collapse. Particularly if they're using carbon fiber rods, those fuckers do not handle crashes well.
>>73355748
>lush vegetation
They're surrounded by rocks
>>73360366
Leave troll
>>73354988
It's like reading a polandball comic
>>73354906
>measuring social support in likes on facebook
Kill yourself friend.
>>73353473
i love happy endings
>>73361393
>Knowing what social support is in real life
You first.
how could somebody make such a thread?
>>73355422
Gotta constantly on keep their phone scammer game, even out of the call center
only autistic white dudes would talk like that on a girls fb.. maybe they are all autistic?
>>73361393
you're a moron
indian gramr is very very guud we come out betr in i q tetst then england and we haev best gramr so shot op bich shot op or i killll u like liam neeeson in mo vie calld taken top top top top top secret haha
>>73361765
FUCK STEVEN UNIVERSE CHILD INDOCTRINATION TRANS BULLSHIT FUCKING LIBERAL TRANNY SCUM FUCKING ART STUDENTS POISONING OUR YOUTH THEY SHOULDN'T'VE GOTTEN FUCKING JOBS FUCKING GOD DAMN FUCKING SHOW FUCKING CARTOON NETWORK FUCKING LIBERALS FUCKING GOD DAMN PROGRESSIVES FUCKING NETWORK EXECUTIVES FUCKING STUPID GOD DAMN PARENTS FUCKING KILLING OUR CULTURE FUCKING LETTING THEIR KIDS WATCH THIS SHIT FUCKING STUPID INDOCTRINIST BULLSHIT FUCKING
FUCK
STEVEN
UNIVERSE
>>73351884
India is also the rape capital of the planet
followed by Sweden
>>73362548
I don't really see anything wrong with it
just a lighthearted fun show
>>73362548
There's nothing really tranny about it.
Just a plain old kid's show.
The fanbase is horrible, though.
>>73362971
i agree with this
>>73363123
I like it and I am an avid jeb bush supporter and hope he wins in a contested convention
>>73363463
join us
>>73363603
>>73351884
INDIANS TALK ABOUT POOPING!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyPGahLI7rc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyPGahLI7rc
INDIANS TALK ABOUT POOPING!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyPGahLI7rc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyPGahLI7rc
INDIANS TALK ABOUT POOPING!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyPGahLI7rc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyPGahLI7rc
>>73363650
>>73363730
why are you posting this literal nigger rodent
both her character and her look are so bland, what about her do you like?
>>73354584
It always was kek
>>73363701
Q: What's the maximum number of times you've pooped in a day?
A: EVERYBODY SAYS 12-14!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
>>73352261
Fuckin kek
>>73353339
>>73353473
Mudasir has got resting Indian face.
>>73358326
I think it's the opposite. Poo meme has driven away all the Indian autists who couldn't handle the bantz.
Most Indian posters I've seen more recently have been making quality posts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfh6s_Ci_rY
>dirty little hajib wants to fuck as many white women as possible now as white people are cucked
>tfw I'm gonna have to marry an Indian guy
>tfw this thread isn't making me feel any better
>>73365282
Tits or etc.
>>73353496
Not for your average European, yeah maybe the royalty but not for the passant or the 99% of the population.
The reason why people from shit whole countries like Inda are so fucking ugly is mostly due to arranged marriages(and inbreeding), if people marry on the basis of who they like they tend to produce more handsome offsprings.
>>73365282
I like indian qts
>>73351926
>my penice is verey hard
Lost it hard
>>73356133
Imagine youre an indian. Youre surrounded by indian females. Then you see a white female. There you go.
>>73357771
Based Raj
>>73359573
A jew-in-loo?
>>73354302
>>73353339
SAVAGE
>>73365282
>marrying an indian guy
>marrying to 4 inches
middle eastern here. would plow your curry ass
