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Ask a Moortuguese-Canadian anything.
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Ask a Moortuguese-Canadian anything.
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>>73345161
Go back to Iberia/Africa. You're ruining what isn't yours.
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>>73345161
When are you returning to the nation to play a part in rebuilding the Empire?
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>>73345269
The Portuguese were the second people to explore the coasts of this country and there are monuments to them out east. In any case, I don't take orders from foreigners as to what I should do in my own country.

>>73345284
Saudade forever, Fifth Empire never.

Plus, I'm not quite ready to take the dive into chronic unemployment at the moment.
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How does it feel to be half boss/half cuck?
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>>73345161
I speak your language

DOLCECAVEIRAMEUDEUSDOSELVACAMARAIDOFAVELA
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>>73345440
You're the damn foreigner, idiot.
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>>73345440
Surely you mean Fifth Empire now

>>73345502
go away burgernigger
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>>73345482
Ethnically, it feels good. Culturally, it feels bad insofar as I'm surrounded by people whose convictions I neither understand nor approve of.

>>73345484
That's more than I can do. I don't speak Portuguese.

>>73345502
Strange, I was born and raised here as my birth certificate can attest. My parents were also born and raised here.

By the way, what is an "ethnic Canadian" and at what point does an immigrant become one?
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>>73345269
the natives had their chance
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>>73345719
>By the way, what is an "ethnic Canadian" and at what point does an immigrant become one?

natives, and never unless the original population is wiped out and canadians become distinct enough genetically
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>>73345161
Hey Nelly Furtado!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J3vgcE5i2o
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>>73345899
She's from out west and I can't stand her. Never trust an Azorean.
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>>73345845
You're not white, so you'll never count. We don't want you in the West. Get out.
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>>73345161
Dude, what's the deal with the stinky ass fish your people eat? When the porkchops down the hall from my apartment cook it, it stinks up the whole building...
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>>73346033
I'm pretty sure you're charging the wrong guy with the offense of not being white.

For myself, I don't mind people calling me non-white. When someone asks me what my background is (which is the usual question in Canada, not "What race are you?") I say Portuguese. It's very simple.
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>>73345719
>You're not white, so you'll never count. We don't want you in the West. Get out.
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>>73346069
Cod? It's pretty good, you should try it. I'm pretty "caker" in my diet, though. I eat mashed potatoes and peas more than I eat cod or green soup.
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>>73346188
No thanks. This is my home. :^)
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>>73346033
Different person, but I am also portuguese and italian
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>>73346162
Don't claim to be Canadian. You're a minority living in Canada and that's it. You don't belong. I don't give a fuck if you're a Native American either, not white = not Canadian.
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>>73346477
I know very very few people that consider themselves canadian, its basically just the people that don't know their ethnicity that say it. At least in the west
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>>73346477
I am Canadian by virtue of my citizenship alone. There is no such thing as ethnic nationalism in Canada, except in Quebec. Even Anglo-Canada has long accepted non-British Commonwealth citizens of various origins. That's one of the benefits of being an empire, I suppose, though I suspect a great many Brits are regretting having ever instituted that policy.

So you can talk all you like but I ain't leaving. In fact, I'll probably marry a caker and have 5 or 6 mixed-race mutts with her. :^)
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>>73345161
Wuz you a kang n sheeit?
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>>73346712
Nope, although there have been a few genealogists who have speculated that the progenitor of my family was a bastard son of Afonso Henriques. I doubt it, personally.

We wuz prime minister n sheeit, though.
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>>73346477
>Portugal
>not white

ol barely 65 per cent white elected a negro for the sake of being a negro head ass
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>>73346704
Nah, you don't count. That piece of paper doesn't mean shit. You aren't Canadian.
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>>73347114
>That piece of paper doesn't mean shit.
Actually it does, not only to the Canadian government but to foreign governments.

>mfw this foreigner is trying to tell me who I am
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t.Alberto Barbosa
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>>73346847
Probably a scam, there's a lot of shady "genealogy" sites that claim "oh hey you might be related to X, send us a sample of your spit and two gorillion dollerydoos to find out!" If you're really that interested I'd use 23andme.
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>>73346948
He said he was Moorish.
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>>73347489
it's a meme you dip
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>>73346847
You seem to be a well-articulated fellow. Consider yourself an honourary Caucasian.
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>>73347489
It was a joke, you idiot. "Moortuguese" is what everyone calls Portuguese on /pol/. There are no Moors left in Portugal, and few Mohammedans immigrate there.

>>73347482
Quite possible. That claim doesn't come from a website but a book: "História Genealógica da Casa Real Portuguesa".

And now that I've looked into it, I got it mixed up. He wasn't the suspected bastard son of D. Henriques, his grandmother was the suspected bastard daughter of the king.

Whatever the case, I'm still Joe Blow office worker #39012.
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>>73347683
I'm honoured.
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>>73347616
You're dip. Onion dip. Cuz you just keep on crying. You'll never be white.
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>>73348001
Nigger, it involves genes too, not just religion.
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>>73348759
Really? Tell me more.
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>>73348903
You're misleading as fuck. No one gives a fuck about your ancestry if you're just another white guy.
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>>73349302
Well, you apparently do since you've been telling me where I belong based on my ancestry throughout this thread.

>you're just another white guy.
Nope. Portuguese father, and since I wasn't raised in a cuckshed where the paterfamilias doesn't exist, I identify first with his side of the family, not my mother's.
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>>73349525
Nope, I thought you were part nigger. One of your parents was an immigrant? Both of mine are and I don't identify with their birth countries one bit.
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>>73350135
because you live in america and most people assimilate their

"melting pot vs mosaic" is what they always say in canada
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>>73350235
there*
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>>73350135
Yes.

That's because the US has a strong sense of civic nationalism due to your constitution. Canada never achieved this. The primary source of identity in Anglo-Canada used to be a sense of Britishness, of belonging to the Empire. When that evaporated what was left was a lot of people like me who identify primarily with their ethnic group and their religion, rather than with Canadianness.
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>>73350428
Interesting. I assumed Canada would be a near clone of the US culturally.
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