What's wrong with Missouri?
>>73344856
1) Go to East Side St. Louis, for 20 minutes, after 8pm.
2) Come back and tell us.
>>73344856
>WE
>>73346598
>implying he'd come back
>>73344856
1. Mizzou
2. Ferguson
Need I say more?
>>73344856
I think he pronounced it "Missourah"
>>73346598
East St. Louis is in Illinois.
The joke is a reference to the Kansas-Missouri Border War of 1854–1865.
I'm headed to Kansas City in a couple weeks, any tips or advice for survival?
Water people
>>73346895
it's pronounced misery, milk bag.
>>73346960
don't drink the water out the tap
>>73346598
>East Side of St. Louis
>Missouri
That's Illinois, anon.
>>73346960
Stick with your own. Lots of mexicans in kck but you're better off with them than the black neighborhoods. Cops are based. Kansas city is the only area i've heard a waitress and patron in a restaurant describe a neighborhood as "niggerville" at full volume as nonchalantely as can be in the middle of the day. CCW if you can, but it's not as bad as STL or even some parts of springfield desu. Check out the jesse james home and confederate cemetaries if you have the time
>>73347155
You're thinking of Flint.
>>73347359
>KC isn't as bad as parts of Springfield
kek, that's bullshit
avoid KCK too. that's where the mexican gangs hang out. downtown is fine. plaza is fine. crown center is fine. careful after dark tho. stay on main roads, you'll be fine
>>73347476
No, I'm thinking of Kansas City. I used to live there
the water quality is horrible
>>73347359
Ok thanks man. I'll be downtown in a pretty decent area so I think I should avoid most of that.
I have to decide is I wan't to go to Mizzou or stay in my hometown in the next week. Any advice /pol/?
>>73347135
There's 4 pronounciations and they have little to do with where you're at
Mizurah
Mizurie
Mahzuruh
Mahzurie
>>73346901
>>73347346
I know, I just wanted to hear you make some illa-noise
>>73346688
This guy gets it, not like west St. Louis is better, do the same in Ferguson and report back
>>73347525
Been in Kansas and Missouri and the whole shit midwest, this anon is right, KCK has limestone scale in the water, it is hard as a mofo
>>73344856
It's Missouri over there
>>73347525
>>73347476
http://www.bestplaces.net/health/zip-code/missouri/kansas_city/64111
>>73347525
That was a joke, anon. My brother lives there though, and I'll attest that it indeed has shitty water.
Over here in St. Louis, it's just everything else that's shitty.
>>73347557
I'm at mizzou desu what do you want to know
Because its name makes it sound like misery
>>73347698
What's it feel like to be at the center of the ruination of the UM system?
>>73347619
it's not just limestone
it's pharmaceuticals (eg. birth control hormones) from every city north of there. then add in the pesticides, fertilizers, and pig shit from all the farms in iowa/nebraska/etc. too. I drove into Kansas City from Colorado once and I could smell the city because of the river (smelled like shit)
>>73347671
water in st. louis isn't any better;
http://www.bestplaces.net/health/city/missouri/st._louis
>>73347698
Well I actually just visited yesterday so I'm overloaded with facts. How's the social environment? I never got to see the dorms are they shitty?
>>73347919
Wouldn't know. I drink only from bottled sources.
>>73347921
What degree are you going for, anon?
>>73347981
do you bathe/shower? do you filter that water?
bottled sources leach plastics
just move to a city with clean water
(and probably safer too)
>>73348024
>UM system?
Not sure. I'm in Computer Engineering right now but I'll probably change because engineering sounds really challenging
I'll never consider Missouri the midwest
I barely count anything outside Illinois, Iowa, and Minnesota the midwest.
>>73346960
explore the city. go down town. eat bbq. most people here are friendly as fuck, lived here my whole life. but yeah the water quality isn't great but it's not the worst either.
>>73344856
Well nothing at the time. It's just a funny nonsensical joke. You asking what's wrong with Missouri is why you're laughing.
>>73348196
Any good strip clubs downtown?
>>73348108
>UM system? was a typo btw
>>73347859
Yeah, this is why I softerner/filter all the damn time
>>73348081
Yes, filters on the taps, and a softener in the brine tank downstairs, using ResCare softener so I can take a shower without pain, the flood plains are going to shit with water in the past 10 years
>>73347842
All i can do is vote for trump and try to give the university as little money as possible. Can't really transfer anywhere else at this point. The campus is beautiful though. What's funny is the black students had a big get-together yesterday at the quad where they protested and sure enough started fighting each other and some guy pulled a pistol and shot a couple rounds into the air, but we got no notifications about it because it was some big bsu type event. Chancellor was cucked by spike lee. Protesters want blacks to get a free semester and segregated safe spaces. It's lonely being based, anon. There is a very strong trump undercurrent but we can't really show our heads. On the bright side some trumpets chalked the place and some wear maga hats and shirts around everyday and no one cares too much.
>>73348108
Just go to Rolla, anon. It's ten times the school Mizzou is with none of the sjw bullshit.
If it's a STEM degree you want, there's no reason to go to any other UM school.
>>73348081
Nah. I don't really give that many shits
>>73346960
God help you if you're an idiot and end up at 39th and Prospect.
>>73348392
I'm not annoyed by the sjw stuff. I find it entertaining watching the screaming monkeys
>>73348386
I hear you, man. Good luck. I hope they don't start aiming those guns at the people who don't agree with them.
>>73348533
Why?
>>73344856
He says Missira
Get it right OP
>>73347921
Mine was pretty bad, and they're bulldozing four dorms because of low enrollment next year but there are some crazy nice ones too. Campus is 2nd most greek in sec so if that's your thing just rush and avoid the dorms as much as possible. Off campus housing is very cheap ($250-300/month or so for an okay apt). Always building pricier dorms so they might be nice later. Really depends on the building
>>73348624
Pretty much heart of the jungle there. Being white there (especially after dark) is asking for a murderape.
>>73346960
>going to Kansas City, Misery
Lots of Laughs.
>>73348533
What's funny is how close that is to the Nelson Atkins Art Museum of hipsters, they live next door to death and deny it exists
>>73348181
Midwest the northwest purchase states plus iowa, people here in mo like to say we're "midwestern" because they don't want to be associated with the south and coastals consider us the midwest because to them the south is ms, al, and ga. We're wedged up like ky in my opinion
>>73346598
>>73346901
I live about 40 minutes away form St Louis in Illinois. I was coming back from a party one night and there were like 20 black dudes in the middle of the road trying to make me and two of my friends stop the car. They were blocking the intersection and I just told him to fucking gun it. Almost hit two of them who didn't move but we made it out. Idk what they wanted but I wasn't going to find out either. It was like 2 am on a saturday night. Fuck that shit hole, those people should all fucking die.I don't ever go to st louis. Easily one of the worst cities in the US.
>>73348392
Rolla is what, 80% men? I mean yeah you have us beat academically but that's rough
>>73348933
Yeaaaa when I was on campus yesterday I was pretty impressed by the meat selection.
>>73348565
Not worried, they're most likely to just shoot each other, if it's political it'll be a false flag. What's hilarious and tragic is during our entire sharade last semester the only *actual* violence was black on white, and the liberal reaction was "well, what do racists expect?" Campus swallowed a big red pill last year
>>73348181
>>73348806
northern missouri (including STL and KC) is the midwest
southern missouri is the south
>>73348452
contaminated water fucks up your body and your mind
North St Louis. Only good thing there is crown candy, and thats not worth risking having niggers smash your car windows and steal shit.
>>73348933
The ratio was 7:1 when I got there, yeah.
But it's getting better; in part because girls get a bunch of perks for going that guys don't (bullshit, I know).
>>73349049
If you're going to school for a degree in STEM, Rolla's where to go for a job. If you're going to school to drown in pussy, I'd consider looking elsewhere, or, better yet, reevaluating what you think your college experience will be.
>>73348533
relatively safe compared to a lot of places in the city
get away from the main streets (39th and Prospect are both pretty major) and you get into the real hoods
>>73349411
It's used as a measurement of where to stop and quickly turn around. Though I have seen some shit go down along 39th and Prospect at night.
>>73346960
if you have time, take a trip to Lawrence KS and go to Aladdin's Cafe on Mass Ave. Best Middle Eastern food I've ever had
Lentil soup
hummus
sage tea
salad is good too
>>73349324
I would say yeah about the top three regions but that's where jesse james and mark twain came from, also the middle of the state's riverside counties are where the population was like 25-33% slaves and the most conservative people are. Really complicated politics.
>>73349351
My mind's pretty sharp, so I think I'm good. Thanks.
>>73344856
Niggers and white trash
most of the Hispanics are okay because they all came to work in Mexican restaurants and don't fuck around with much else
I also go to Mizzou AMA
Yes, I think every black person who goes here is a disrespectful stupid nigger
>>73349575
I agree with Aladdin's Cafe being great.
I disagree with visiting Lawrence and I fucking live in it.
>>73346598
That's Illinois dimwit.
STL still sucks, though. Better than the rest of the state.
>>Missouri
>>kek
>>73344856
There are 38 stars on that flag.
KCMO reporting in. Hi /pol/bros. 816 Quantrill raider and bushwacker.
>>73349565
eh some random white bitch got carjacked and stabbed to death in Lee's Summit by a couple of Obama's sons right after I left town last year
there have been shootings in LS as well. the ghetto is moving out to the suburbs
>>73349624
The state is like 3% hispanic outside of kc and stl, gtfo cityfag
>>73349749
>>73349575
Go to Aladdin's on 39th and Wyoming in Volker downtown KC. That way you wont have to go to shitty Lawrence.
Fun pic comparing 39th and Prospect's amazing weedeating ability of their sidewalks versus the limestone stack walls of the local Museum of sculptures nobody gives a fuck about
So you have the dynamic of all these hipster peeps toeing the dark side, yet they won't go (willingly) to 39th and prospect, mere blocks away, because they would die.
>>73349767
see
>>73347619
not even Misery wants that fucking hellfire fuckup of half a city
>>73349749
spent 4 years in Lawrence. happy as fuck to be out of that place.
>>73348259
This place has an obesity problem. Take a guess.
>>73349999
the Lawrence location is 10x better.
>>73349767
>Using a successful missourian to sneer at missourians
>>73350087
nothing in Kansas is better you mother fucker
>>73349963
>making assumptions
unless you think city = ~15,000 population that is
>>73350160
derp
>>73350015
I inherited a business from an uncle, so rather stuck here without big risk in relocating. Been in Lawrence for 14 years.
>>73350000
noice
I'm from STL (originally from the east side), and this doesn't look too bad though? Pretty much everything looks like that (or worse) here.
Nothing.
>>73350015
>>73350304
I love how Lawrence people never say "I LIVED x years there", they always talk like it's a prison sentence, "I was in for 4 years" "Been in 14 years"
That Fed Prison out there warps your minds
>>73350467
I just find it funny it goes to shit so fast, it's like Missouri, going down U-City to Blueberry Hill looks great, then keep driving down that road, across a railroad track and whoa fuck there's bulletproof glass on this drive thru and Kools are 50 cents cheaper behind bars and help I'm being mugged and shivved oh well time to bleed out
>>73350647
dafuq kind of country is that??
>>73350708
the fed prison is in leavenworth. not all that close family
>>73350647
WHAT IN THE RARENESS?!?!?
in the 636 area here. I wasn't aware Missouri had anything good about it? All we have is six flags (a ride broke recently) and the Arch.
>>73350015
I am still in lawrence, but I have the balls to wear my MAGA hat around.
>>73350708
Lawrence when you're not a easily misled college student is pretty shitty.
>>73350849
damn, sorry I'm white, so I don't even remember the right place for the prison, shoulda asked a nigger for directions to get it right before posting
In my personal experience, Missouri was not half bad, as long as you stay out of the hood, but that can be said about any place really, sure you have the rednecks and white trash that comes with the mid-south region but they are too ignorant to cause many issues.
As a physical place, great, nice nature and shot
As for the people, just stay the fuck away
(It's a good idea not to drink the water, very high lead concentrations, you will get sick as hell if you are not used to it)
>>73351052
Everyone knows where leavenworth is you nog
Let me know if you guys want to play frisbee golf at centennial sometime.
>tfw nobody knows I'm a part time shit poster / full time cross dressing, glitter pants wearing, street wanderer with a female manikin waifu I push along in a shopping cart
>>73350647
A pristine specimen! I've added it to my flag collection
I love Misery hate threads
>>73351187
>tfw your plastic waifu was stolen by college trash
>>73351187
yea and shoot some meth with the skaters
>>73348931
Can confirm, somebody tried to do this to me and my friend straight up just hit him and dipped, I have no moral qualms
>>73346598
What's wrong with St. Louis? All I know about it is there's the movie meet me at St. Louis and there's some St Louis style chicken there or something
>>73351444
literal niggerville
>>73351444
Born St. Louisian here who escaped to another state.
Pros:
>great baseball town
Cons:
>everything else
>>73350647
>tokelau
>Rarest of the rare
>>73350919
good. courage, among other things, is how we win
>>73351347
Is this legal?
Like say you straight up killed this nigger, would you be able to carry on with your business like nothing happened? What would be the bet course of action, call the cops immediately after?
I'm afraid that if I made this rational decision, I'd just get arrested and life in prison while they claim I was drunk and did a hit and run rather than legit trying to save my life.
>>73351444
It's not so bad, after you go the the zoo and see the apes, you can follow some apes out to the zoo
Who /jeffco/ here?
>>73351131
>nice nature
southern Missouri is absolutely beautiful
rolling hills, tons of springs and fresh, clean rivers. great for hunting, fishing, etc.
>>73351691
Keep your shitty drivers there
>>73351582
This has to be a proxy
>>73351283
>>73351301
Pic Related, me and my waifu
>>73351655
>mfw live in Central Oregon and every black person I've met is well spoken and polite
>>73351748
yes the proxy king has blessed us though
>>73346598
East St Louis is in Illinois.
>>73351751
I have not seen him in a while did he an hero
>>73346960
Fuck it, go to rich whitey ville, AKA, Overland Park, instead. It's 30 mins out.
Although, if you DO go to KC, hit a place called UpDown. It's a sweet barcade.
>>73352196
He's around, though seems to stick along Delaware St. these days and only comes to Mass for lunch.
>>73352003
1 hour later, still getting slowpoke.jpg
>>73352198
OPKS noooooo traffic is shit and so are the locals
bunch of no driving motherfuckers out there
Johnson county a shit
>>73352274
I gotta have my bagel
>>73351838
It's all about how they are raised, people can be trained to act civil or otherwise, simply in the slums they often do not learn 'Manners'
>>73350647
RARE
>>73350063
It's called Bazookas. Fuck that. Bahama Mamas is better.
>>73352351
I live out in the outlying town meto. Area is good though. The locals do suck, yeah - most of them have their own head up thier ass, living in a bubble, and the housing ain't cheap - here's the quick fix >
get a cheap apartment on the North side of Merriam, by the old drive-in. Area is still based af, no gangs, and 10 minutes away from the Lenexa-Shawnee-OP region
>Cheap af housing comparitavely
>based Com College, non SJW
>30Min-1Hr away from everything you need or want, while keeping a small town feel.
>>73352198
This
Also go to first fridays in general
>>73346960
Don't go on Troost, Prospect and if you are on Quindaro. Do not stop at any intersections or stop at all.
Stay away from North KC. You will die.
KC is a blast. Don't let anyone tell you different
>>73353647
This.
Also, avoid The Paseo like the goddamn Plague.
>>73353647
>One time rode a bus from JCCC to Independance
>Long ride down Troost, only white guy on board
>Everyone kept two or more seats away from me
Guess I was a crazy white person for riding that bus from their perspective.
>>73351838
There was some nigger I met she told me she came to Canada because she didn't like how conservative America is and everyone is racist. I started talking to her about how racist Canada used to be back in the day she looked really uncomfortable I wonder if she went back home fuck niggers you need to stop telling them to go to Canada
>>73344856
>Missouri Dem Primary
>Bernie was winning
>St. Louis last to count
>Slowly goes to Hillary
>turns out St. Louis is full of niggers
>also Ferguson
>also Mizzou
>AIDS Skrillex & Carl the Cuck was filmed in St. Louis
It's amazing. This is supposed to be a red state and it's full of liberal insanity.
>>73353647
Troost and Prospect are great places to people watch. People telling you "don't go there!" probably have never been there
its the worst state in the union
>>73344856
Only 48 stars on that flag
>>73354103
That would be North Dakota, sir.
>>73354032
Google street view it. I rest my case.
(You) status: /rekt
>>73351691
Meth head bro?
>>73346598
>go there
>few sketchy gas stations
>old-ish cars
>cheap apartments
>old houses
>lots of payday loan places
>few randoms out and about
>good number of niggers and spics
>lots of mcdonalds
aka exactly like the east side of every other mid-sized city in the America or Canada.
>>73346960
WWI Museum here is one of the best museums anywhere.
Eat BBQ, go listen to free music at West port Saloon or Green Lady Lounge. UpDown is a fun arcade bar.
Ride our brand new streetcar. It's free.
You'll be safe pretty much wherever if you use basic common sense.
>>73351621
Legal? No. Is it overlooked? The cops would not care. If you're white, you keep moving and don't stop. This is a very similar situation in the IL-IN border in Chicago. Shit, if you're white in that area after 10pm, the cops will not ticket you for blowing through red lights on an empty street.
If you're coming up here two weekends from now, we have Planet Comiccon going down at Bartle Hall if you're into the weeb shit.
>>73353647
just don't go there at night and you'll probably be all right. they are big streets. suburbanites talk about them as scary places because they've probably left their suburb only a few times in their lives
North KC is fine, btw. if you go far enough north you're into predominantly white suburbs
>>73353965
Republicans win the state in the general tho
>>73353965
Everyone slightly liberal leaves their town for St. Louis or KC. Chicago or Denver if they have more ambition.
Because MO is so conservative the liberals are very radical. At least in St Louis. KC isnt nearly as political.
>>73351444
STL is awesome, as long as you live in the suburbs. City is filled with muds and hipster libtards.
Water here is rated #1 in country.
Some places get 4 seasons in a year, we get 4 seasons in a day.
>>73355913
>isn't nearly
Apparently you never saw the KC rally in March.
>>73356170
>4 seasons in a day
Can confirm, even on the KC Met side.
>>73356170
>Water here is rated #1 in country.
??????
you are full of shit
http://www.bestplaces.net/health/city/missouri/st._louis
>>73349389
>If you're going to school for a degree in STEM, Rolla's where to go for a job
Can confirm. Going to make 120k this year and I graduated 2 years ago.
>>73353668
Looks straight out of Roachistan.
>>73350647
RARE
>>73356560
t. paid college stem shill
>>73346598
>be in st.louis missori
>go to east side of st.louis
>realise that you are in illinois
>>73356615
thank you proxy king
