Why do Americans dress like this?

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>>73333734
Why do Canadians dress like this?

>>73333734
What's his name?

>>73333734
WE WUZ COWGOYS

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>I want men to again where the hats they did before WWII. I like fedoras, but the cowboy hats work better here in Montana. So all you guys out there start wearing real hats?

Ben "nuke the gooks" Garrison

I wear hats when I'm out west and outside, because it's pretty sunny out there and since it's higher up, you get hot and sunburnt faster.

>>73333734
insecurity

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>>73333734

we own large ranch properties on acres and acres of land with diverse weather conditions in every season.

>>73333734
>making fun of Ben "if it ain't white it ain't right" Garrison

>>73333734
Me personally, i'm bald and getting sunburned on the top of your head really sucks. It's hard to find a comfortable and well made baseball cap (I can't stand the plastic snappy bands) and Fedoras are gay. I'm not mexican so no sombrero. I'm not asian so no Raiden hat. What else is there really?