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Strong Aryan women edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo
>>73306130
1st for needing pics of ze qt judge
>>73306130
nth for Italy actually having balls fighting
>>73306130
Rootin' for the eternal kraut here
>>73306130
FIRST FOR USA
>>73306130
AUSTRIANS FTW! DO IT FOR THE FUHRER!
Ukraine!
>>73306130
xth for Czech peacock mountain
>>73306130
BELARUS KINGS
OPEN THE FUCKING GATE
>The resilience of the austrians is incredible!
>one ukranian is holding up the austrian while another wails on him.
OPON ZE FOCKING GATE
>>73306405
kek'd
>>73306330
>beating slavs
nice meme
>>73306341
wow that tactic holy shit
>Russian team comes in
>Adidas logo emblazoned on shield
>balaclavas in place of chainmail
>tracksuits instead of armor
>>73306330
>Beaten by slavs
Just like the Fuhrer!
>>73306341
damn those slavs know how to move.
>>73306561
>still wins
>>73306341
outplayed so bad holy shit
which of those helmets would actually work best for defense? It seems like if you took a headshot and your helmet failed you'd be totally screwed.
Was a lot of medieval combat on foot between heavily armored people? I think most of them would've been mounted heavy cavalry and a lot of gambison/wool covered peasants with sticks.
I wonder how much does it cost to get armor like that and take part
>>73306561
Based on how russians preformed today, its gonna be a bloodbath anyway
Those guys are woman?
RESPECT
>>73306731
About 3000 autisms
>>73306731
My guess is that a full armor like that would be at least 2k
>>73306568
censored picture why not put up the real one?
Wheres JR
>>73306731
It is not a sport for poorfags.
>>73306796
Women have their own category
>>73306796
'yes'
>>73306725
there are what can be generally grouped into categories
>light infantry
peasants with sticks
>heavy infantry
experienced peasants with armor and real weapons
>light cavalry
fast, little armor
>heavy cavalry
slow, heavily armed/armored, nobles and rich folks
Russia vs Ukraine when?
Two of the most aggressive teams completely demolish everyone
>>73306842
That's about right, probably would cost 3k to actually get into it because of other accessory stuff.
faaaiiight
>>73306796
they like to hug a lot so basically yes
>>73306997
stof da faiht stof de faiht
Moldova 360noscope
>>73306842
>>73306839
hmm so if I want to invest into autism its either that or a roman lorica segmentata with a helmet, cuz they are pretty much the same price by the looks of it
I keep fucking hearing the bell-air theme in the music at the start of the round with the drums and rattle lmao
>>73306997
>>73307074
pics of this qt! dubs command thee
Reposting to show USA2 getting btfo
it seems like the best noob strategy is to have one guy hold the enemy and have another guy with a polearm wail on him
>>73306950
What are some famous battles or typical breakdown in numbers between the groups. I thought the English Longbow and long range archery in general basically just won in perpetuity every major conflict before the gunpowder age. In the modern reinterpretation of medieval combat is too much emphasis placed on hand to hand combat?
The rest being castle sieges which relied on who had more food.
>>73307143
Me too
>>73306731
>Not making own armour from comet metal
STAHP FAIT!!
HAHA
ALL VS ALL
>>73306997
>>73307074
wait how you pronounce fight then if not like this
All vs All time
>>73307276
fite
>>73307151
how would someone even get that info
Commentator Czech qt
i think she is the girl that takes the interviews end match
>>73307212
>emu rush
JUMALAUTA SAATANA SOMEBODY GIVE ME AN ANSWER DOES FINLAND STILL FIGHT TODAY? WHERE ARE THE SCOREBOARDS ARE TEAMS DROPPING OFF OR WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
>>73307216
I'm not an expert by any means so I couldn't tell you for sure
ask around for literature on the subject, there are some excellent books out there
I kinda look forward to the womens' fights tomorrow.
>all the qts fighting in full suits of armor
>>73307276
I SAID STOF DE FAIHT
>>73307352
it's a different one, she is near the field
i will try to find her, gimme a few mins
>>73307231
I've always wanted to learn blacksmithing, but idk where to go and learn.
also
>all those pol memes in the youtube chat
>>73307408
No
And we'll be lucky if we qualify for playoffs on Monday.
>>73307276
FA-EYE-T
>>73307414
>train sword sisters in mount and blade
>they all die
>>73307414
Swiss qts pls
>>73307463
godspeed
>>73307216
>I thought the English Longbow and long range archery in general basically just won in perpetuity every major conflict before the gunpowder age.
Not really, we got rekt at Patay and various other battles.
Warbow isn't an 'I Win Button', it needs to be used properly by a good commander.
>>73307468
>but idk where to go and learn.
Your shed/shop/garage
>>73307483
What do you mean well be lucky? Are these the qualifiers? If so shouldnt we know if we qualified already? If not when are the qualifiers?
rip american knight
one nation vs like 6
>>73307414
at what time is it tomorrow?
Japanese samurai with glorious Katana and bamboo armor when
>>73307212
lol what the fuck are we doing?
Jesuschrist who is this guy with the broken english?
>>73307705
9AM CEST
>>73306130
Who watches this gay LARPing shit
ALL VS RUSSIA
>>73307705
Starting 9AM Prague time I think.
This is a strong woman:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvrPGO7ja3k
Don't let Marxists destroy Gender roles!
>>73307734
would be unfair katana cut through anything
>>73307748
Extra-Chromosome-man
>>73307585
I live in commieblock central, if I lived in a house and had a furnace I'd gladly learn it.
BOGGURT
So how is the final winner decided?
>>73307820
Get out
>>73307738
Don't worry. Apparently USA1 is really good.
>>73307734
I want samurai sumos out there
>>73307748
The cryptkeeper
>Russia to fight rest of world
World is fucked.
>>73307552
there is jack shit info on their web and facebook though, so don't expect much. someone posted her on the previous thread
>>73307820
burger pls go
>>73307852
>los conciertos de la 2
top kek
>биг бyгypт
>>73307820
neck yourself uncultured faggot
don't ask him more questions bitch
Here we go
LOL WHAT'S GOING ON NOW?????
>>73308005
Everyone vs Russians
>>73307216
Plate armor ftw
>Medieval writers noted knights coming out of battle so absurdly covered with arrows that they looked like porcupines, but were unwounded.
>No sword, not even a katana, could cut through plate armor.
>During the Middle Ages, it was often easier (and more profitable) to capture an enemy knight rather than find a can opener and kill him.
>knights in battle resembled mixed martial arts fighters whose finishing move is a dagger to the face (or armpit).
http://knowledgenuts.com/2014/05/17/knights-armor-was-much-much-lighter-than-you-think/
>>73308005
Russia v Everyone
holy fucking shit
ukraine loses to russia yet again lmfao
>>73308031
Why?
Slava Russiya
RUSSIA STRONK
Jesus, those Ruskies are madmen
Russia too stronk
>mexicans
>white
>mexicans
>heterosexual
Mexico City
>>73307832
>>73307813
Thanks
>>73308109
Just for fun.
>Mexico
>white
SHEEEEEIIT
>>73307927
yeah i was expecting that
they don't really think it's important
token shitskin
WE WUZ AZTECS AND SHIT
>>73308109
just to see how ww3 will turn out?
A нy, чики-бpики и в дaмки!
>>73307601
ANSWER THIS I WANT TO KNOW. WHEN ARE THE QUALIFIERS? This shits breddy cool im interested
BUILT WALL
>>73308053
>not even a katana,
Why does this shitty meme persist... Katanas were shitty weapons, the dacians made a better version a millenium earlier.
>>73307966
Those laces......
I shouldn't be so triggered but blood is boiling
>>73307903
>>73307738
USA team has quite a few guys in their 40s and 50s, there is really no way they should be expected to compete against guys in their 20s and 30s. Team is also small overall, like 30 compared to 40s and 50s of the slavic teams.
>>73308109
what kind of stupid question is that?
stop asking stupid questions
>>73308053
>not even a katana
stopped reading there.
>>73308306
I'm pretty sure those guys are cosplayers if that helps
this shit must be so relaxing senpai, i mean you work all year round and build up rage and strength and then go to battle of nations and let it all out
fucking hell
>American in front rank versus Russians
Standby
>>73307216
These guys rekt'd pretty much everyone they came across with half the armor and no horses
They should have a joust on motorcycles like in Knightriders.
>>73308256
I blame anime and doritos
Weapon dead
>Serb going over to Russian side
it's like pottery
>SERB WENT FOR RUSSIA
HEJ SLOVENI JOS TE ZIVI
>>73308256
I think they included that because so many weeabos think katanas are good for anything other than cutting peasants
Pitiful t b h f a m
UKRAINE BTFO once again
>>73308332
whoa there marco. chillax
>>73308466
>swisspikemen.jpg
>halberds and bills
>that ukranian punching the russian
S L A V I C D O M I N A T I O N
>>73308420
They included that sentence to make the weebs shut up.
>that american-russian interaction
>>73308604
that's Mr Marco for you faggot
No Germans
wtf is happening
>that 1 aussie getting gangstomped in the corner by 10 russkies
guess you guys got sick of the shitposting huh
I'm going to assume that the biggest rivalry in this whole event is Ukraine vs. Russia. Am I correct?
>cyka blyad!
fucking Ruskies man
davai davai davai
>>73308721
the only things humans know
fighting
>>73307949
Big boogert?
>>73308616
They used halberds nigga
>>73308718
They are too busy sucking immigrant cock atm
I hope Trump host the next one on the white house, King Trump giving out medals would be glorious
>>73308466
lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Marignano
What is happening? Why are Russians beating the shit out of everyone?
>Israeli smashes into Russians attacking Americlap
GREATEST ALLY
That one Russian guy is bashing the fuck out of the American with his shield lol
>>73306130
>>73308908
Because they're russians
The thing that is totally different in this all vs all is that guys are just going down because the russians are bludgeoning them.
>>73308908
because they're most slavic
How come it's suddenly everyone vs Russia? Are they the only ones capable of fielding 21 people?
Why did they do it 3 times? After 2nd fight it was clear that you shouldnt pick on Ivan
>>73308908
RUSSIA STRONK LIKE BEAR
>>73308908
because in a all v all teams are splitted, but since russians are so many they decided to put one team against mixed teams
it's a wild guess
SERBIAN SOLDIER IS LEAD BY GOD!
>>73308908
tl:dr eastern european history
>>73308908
stronk
>German
German team represent
that poor german
KEK GERMAN LOVING THE RUSSIAN POWER
>>73308844
Then they are swiss halberdiers.
>>73308908
because they got one Serb in their team
This man is incredibly german
>>73308986
Yeah, Russians don't wrestle much, they're significantly better physically conditioned compared to most of the other teams and they have better technique so they don't tire themselves out as quickly.
>>73308890
>1515
>Gunpowder army beating pikemen
No shit
German guy looks ecstatic must be allot of fun
EI HAFF HNEVER ECHSPEERENCED SUCH POHWA
Does anybody ever get seriously injured during this? The fighting is actually pretty brutal, they aren't really holding back
>>73306130
>Adults dressing up as knights and hitting each other with sticks
This whole thing is pretty damn autistic pham
>>73308844
>Swiss pikemen
>Armed with halberds
Then they're Swiss halberdiers surely?
>>73309157
I think most of the slavic teams are more mobile in general. Everyone else turns into dancing ballerina bears on the lists while slavs ping pong around.
>>73309139
Serbs dont even have their own team
>>73308217
Crazy motherfuckers
If only all men were like that
AUSTRALIA BTFO YANKS HAHAHAHAHA
>>73309143
good grap polack
where the fuck are the latvians
reee
>>73309212
We had one broken spine and a broken leg earlier today. Wouldn't be surprised if we get more.
>>73309242
armor is expensive m8
>>73308706
more like little marco fgt lmao
>>73309225
you're pretty autistic for fishing for(yous)
>>73308890
Nice battle Mario
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Giornico
I don't see the fun other than walking around and LARPing with other people dressed as knights/heavy infantry.
Instead of this fairly mild walking around and bonking people with swords and axes until one of you trips or takes a knee, I would like going full on Berserker-mode and just hammer the living shit out of each other even if it significantly increased the risks of injury.
All or nothing to be honest family.
Is it done for today> Thought it was going till 21:00?
IS it over? Can i go back and watch the fingolian fights now?
Slav > Nord > Germanic > Latin
Russians are fighting really hard so that Putin won't gulag their families
i though all vs all was a last man standing, but it happened it was all vs russia and russians won, kek
>>73309410
>>73309411
Not quite yet
>Ukrainian
>>73309410
It's 20.40 mate
>>73309342
is that the best comeback you could think of in those 7 minutes?
Mercy on your soul
>>73306130
>israel, canada, us
No.
>>73309436
yeah because poland is so superior... they crushed the germans!
>>73309238
Comes from being more experienced, you see it in pub fights too, inexperienced fighters panic after one or two blows and grab their opponent to try and turn it into a grapple.
>>73308908
Russian are experts on understanding and expanding the medieval fighting tactics
>>73309169
Gunpowder was in use several decades before the swiss reintroduced the pike, handgonnes came into use shortly before plate armor was developed in fact. And it was a plate armoured cavalry charge that wrecked the swiss in that battle.
>only Ukrainians remain on the ring with Russkies
c'mon, get some Poles, English and Finns together against those Russians
>>73309580
only in this sport m8
When do they joust?
i bet the reason why they took the serb on the russian side is because he is so flashy and red that theres no chance for them to mistake him for the enemy team
>>73309385
It was literally your last, neutral ever since, wrecked in eternity.
>>73309521
I was jackin it to your mum so couldn't post faglord lolol
>50% of the Rus team using bardiches
they have the right idea
Crowd chanting "Russia" lol
Of course Russia is winning they can understand eachother and move as a unit
>>73309691
What country has conquered UK in your map?
>>73309770
Mom jokes
oh god this is getting embarrassing for you
>>73309404
Video somewhat related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTc20RGH68M
rip Serbian guy
>>73309824
hate my country, fcking blowing russkie dick. instead of moving to west both economicaly and culturaly my retarded countrymen cant get enough of putin dick.
So what constitues getting "killed" looks like they just fall over when they can't take the bashing any longer
>>73309869
Croatia
>>73309744
>Bitchslapped Swiss so hard they turn neutral
For shame Italy.
>>73309869
croatia
>Serbian guy forced to change teams
>>73309869
Looks like croatia m8
>>73309385
And rolling boulders like wille e coyote to avoid fighting doesn't say anything about the quality of the soldiers or their arms.
>>73309917
>moving to west culturally
>>73309976
The MVP
Oh shit bureger down I repeat the burger is down
is he rip in peperoni??
poor fucker
>>73309744
>300'000 Marios killed during WWII
Wow so many pasta makers wasted
>>73309946
Falling down on the ground or going down on one knee, and you're out.
>>73309905
can we be friends now?
Just look at the Russians. They're are walking like a bosses.
RIPIP fallen lad
>>73310056
plz stop bully
wtf happened
>>73310008
>>73309967
>>73309948
Thanks, I cannot into flegs.
>>73310056
brave american knight. rip
the russian onslaught is real
>>73310073
He is just low on burgeronium, he needs an injection
Another one bites the dust
>>73310108
They look much stronger and in better shape than everyone on the other team
The horn at Helm's Deep has sounded !!!
>killing someone as an aftershow
wew, russians are pretty hardcore
>>73310143
American guy got bullied the fuck down
>>73310106
that dog pictures scares the shit out of me
i swear to got every time i see it i get the hibbie jibbies
>>73310146
It's understandable, they're changing every day down there.
this is just like Stalingrad
slowly beaten back by the Russian hordes
The American guy couldn't handle the Bantz and had an overload
>>73309770
>>73309905
Both of you are retarded
Stop shitting up the thread
Press F to pay respect to fallen Burger
how are czechs doing? i am not watching it. only saw our big guy rekting americans
the comment section whenever americans appear:
burger, fat, clogged arteries, heart attack, he died and got his 72 burgers
but seriously though. did he die?
>be American
>get axed
Cant make this shit up
>>73310179
YEEEEESSS
YEEHEHEEEESSS
Look to my coming, at first light, on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East.
>american is dying
Where is the faggot now who called our team weak when one of ours broke a leg?
>>73310346
You're doing well
>>73310346
Ok but you got rekt by Australian Emu Warriors.
Clap Knight earned his purple heart
>>73310355
He probably got knocked the fuck out
>>73310333
checked
>>73310281
No this is like the autists at the park LARPing as faggoty Knights, Jesus.
>>73310448
no last rights because americans aren't catholic.
>>73310333
DELETE THIS
>>73310355
>got his 72 burgers
>>73310523
Lightning BOLT lightning BOLT
Argintinian is in hospital. :(
>>73310397
Calm the fuck down man. Show some respect even tho he's an americuck jew slave faggot
>>73310333
Fuck you and your trips
Jousting when
>>73310333
X
i'm on console
>>73310576
The best one is the guy in a hoodie and his face is ps'd with the face of a dog
looks so real
>>73310674
when they raise the capital for horses.
Keep hating on us it's all fun and games until we invade your country
>American down
>Elite knights sent to retrieve him
>Get lost in mountains and picked off by peasant archers
>Second team sent, covered by catapult fire
>Catapults level nearby hospital and monastery
>>73310621
ofc if he don't feel hands
fucken khans
Is the Argie team good or it's the worst?
>>73310621
Poor guy.
What are the Russians talking about in the chat?
did he died?
Burger was knocked unconcious.
>>73310771
>sending USA2
F
>>73306130
>Strong Aryan women edition
You mean strong feminist.
>>73310806
same crap as everyone else from what i can tell, shitposting and memes
>>73310355
>He's ok he just needs 10cc of McDonald's stat
>DAT Russian kick
>>73310771
>be Greek knight
>don't exist because you are subjugated by Ottomans
;-)
He drop kicked that Serb
all the russian moonspeak in youtube chat is triggering me.
>>73310947
Best part of the fight
>>73310775
You just killed an american doe. Who are you to talk Ivan?
>>73310967
hnng
>>73310947
I need a webm of this
>>73310806
they discuss about fight
>>73311010
Хyли ты нeжeнкa тaкaя?
>random russians leaving
GET THE ONE WITH THE SHIELD
HE IS LEADER
have russians even lost today
Russians are OP.
GOD, NERF, PLZ!
>>73311128
YOU DIDNT EVEN GET ON THE MOON HOW DO YOU SPEAK IT?
>>73311165
No.
>>73311203
>>73311203
New thread
>>73311098
Winners.
>>73311165
I saw them lose one round to poland but beating them afterwards, so, yeah
>a bunch of Russians ganging up on a Ukrainian
Stalin is pleased
>>73310281
Do you even know how stalingrad went down you idiot?
youtube chat was /pol/'s second home
I gotta say the hungarians look fucking cool dat flag dat armor
>>73310185
Some insight. Mass fights (called bugurts) were not even competition evenst sometime ago. Competition were 1 vs 1 sword, sword and shield sometimes polearms. But after main events fighters assembled together into approximately even teams and bashed together for fun. It is in the recent 5-6 years this mass fights started turned into competition events too.
Before bugurts was just for fun and continuation of slav tradition of mass fights for entertainment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NINOGIcdHMs
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