After uber blitzkrieg, we are serbless, niggerless and mudshitless. Still Croatia is one of poorest countries in the EU. What went wrong? Some speculate that we should rent entire country for next 50 years, some advocate new Yugoslavia and some just don't give a shit. What do?
>What do?
Kill yourself, probably
>>73288699
You're croatians
>>73289950
fpbp
>>73288699
>What went wrong?
Instead of organizing a fascist state we allowed incompetent and corrupt ex-commies to get into power.
>>73289987
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/369th_Croatian_Reinforced_Infantry_Regiment_%28Wehrmacht%29
we do our best. every time
>>73288699
Too many Croatians
>>73288699
Nothing really, your region has always been comparatively depressed but at the very least your race and demographics is still alive.
>>73290257
So that is a good thing. How 'bout you?
>>73290726
Dominant economic world power that is being destroyed by Jews and illegal immigrants and is well on the way to becoming minority white. Honestly feel that maybe buying rural property in a country like yours for backup might be a good idea but who knows.
>>73291055
don't forget to bring in the big gunz
http://www.jutarnji.hr/vijesti/hrvatska/veliki-posao-morh-a-i-pentagona-hrvatska-kupuje-mocno-oruzje-koje-ce-potpuno-promijeniti-vojnu-ravnotezu-u-regiji/175255/
>>73291055
I think I'm going to try to find something in white majority Argentina and renounce my US citizenship.
I know, Argentina sucks, but it is better than living with a bunch of third world lunatics who just want their gimme gimme gimmes. This country is done.
>>73291485
Wait, what about Trump?
>>73288699
If you croats vote for me as premier of croatia. I will remove corruption, lower taxes, strengthen infrastructure and I would realise big projects so people have work. what do you think? croatia has skilled people who went to uni. we have the knowledge, we can export goods and capture value, and the GDP can grow each year. we would be fucking china.
>>73291697
we have free education here. when young people finish their education, they leave. how do you fix that?
>>73291638
I doubt he's going to get elected. If he does then maybe I'll hold off to see what happens. The US is so obviously a sinking ship though dude.
I'm fifty percent Croatian, and we were about to head over there to help out some old family that is in the gutter in Zagreb, but the housing market crashed and my folks lost a shitload of money and we couldn't afford to help them :( It was one of the saddest things that's ever happened to me, not being able to help them. But stay strong over there my Slavic brother, the Europeans Slavs are some of the toughest people that have ever lived and you will see your day one day.
Croats are gypsies, that's what happened
>>73292185
>rekt by a rare
how can croats even recover
>>73291858
simple. raise the wages. doing that you should lower the taxes. true, the government will have less revenue, but thats why I want to kick out those political corrupt leeches out of the system. doing that, croatia should grow.
>croatia
Never heard of it, is that in middle east?
>>73292185
>paraguay
> not white
kek, nice shithole you have there
>>73289987
>You're croatians
this
>>73292185
Your flag is nice.
>>73288699
Because you are backstabing sons of bitches and nobody wants to deal with you unless they really really have to.
>>73288699
>serbless, niggerless
What's the difference :^)
>>73289987
Holy shit when greeks are mocking us.
>>73288699
>What went wrong?
In my opinion:
>rampant, institutionalized corruption
>a perpetual victim complex
This is what's holding you back.
>>73289987
fuck off leftist faggot,croats are better than serbs
>>73288699
if you were actually serbless there'd be nobody left in your country
>>73289987
We kicked your ass lol
Croatia is fucking beautiful, though. It's a shame its economy lies in shambles.
>>73293082
Commencing dump just for butthurt Slovenian mountain niggers.
all pics are taken in our grorious 5,835.3 km (3,625.9 mi) coastline with over a thousand islands;
>>73293485
serbs have always been our brothers you fucking shithead
you're probably a leftist yourself
>>73293587
How can white men even compete? :^)
>>73293595
>>73293555
>we kicked your ass although you were a minor nation that didnt even have tanks and we had advanced weaponry including bombers, tanks, mechanized and motorized divisions
you're retarded
>>73293426
>rampant, institutionalized corruption
Absolutely.
>a perpetual victim complex
Huh?
>>73293659
>>73293426
>a perpetual victim complex
If you could describe a croat in one sentence this would be it.
I am glad to see that is not just the other Balkan and ex yugo countries who see that in them.
>>73293731
>>73293817
>>73293727
>a perpetual victim complex
You blame it all on Serbs and others, all the time. I guess blaming others is easier than getting off your lazy asses and work hard, but there you go.
You also have oddly chauvinistic nationalist tendencies in order to compensate for the sorry state you find yourself in. The most activity you show is when it's about things like amending the constitution to ban gay marriage, and coming up with new words in order to replace those with distinctly Serbian roots. Now you have a bunch of new words and gays can't get married, but your economy is still shit. Nice going.
>>73293897
(this is not taken in some fokin aquarium)
>>73288699
You could try not being Slavs
>>73288699
I hear they have beautiful women. Maybe they spent all the money?
>>73294000
>>73294062
>>73294135
>>73293743
>If you could describe a croat in one sentence this would be it.
It's not exclusive to Croats, though. It pertains to the entire Balkans, including Serbia. I have never seen more butthurt than when a friend translated articles comments for me after Karadzic was sentenced. Holy crap...
>Balkanization, or Balkanisation, is a pejorative geopolitical term, originally used to describe the process of fragmentation or division of a region or state into smaller regions or states that are often hostile or uncooperative with one another
You've wasted your efforts on attacking and dividing your neighbors. Now you're all a bunch of fragmented shit states with zero power. Eventually, Yugoslavia will be reforged. After a few more generations of 'muh minority' have passed away.
>>73294170
>>73293995
>You blame it all on Serbs and others, all the time.
The only thing we blame on Serbs is the wartime crimes that were committed.
I've never heard anyone blame Serbs for our shit economy and demographic problems. What the fuck are you talking about?
>>73294231
last one
>Country has amazing ecosystems
>Country removes worst elements over time
>Mired in poverty
Fucking sucks, man.
Greedy politicians
Btw your chicks are criminally beautiful and it pisses me off that they start getting that way in their early fucking teens.
Find out how to stall those growth spurts for your own good
>>73288699
Your leaders sold your country to ze germans. You should be making fuck tons of money from the Adriatic coast but all the hotel owners are foreign. All of your factories are foreign. You have no national owned industry.
Poor crobro, your independence has left you in a worse position than when you were in Yugoslavia.
>>73294279
Dude, it's literally all you ever do. Serbs this, Serbs that, Serbs, Serbs, Serbs.
Our economy is shit? Serbs!
Everyone is corrupt? Serbs?
People are lazy and won't pursue an education? Serbs!
I have a micropenis? Serbs!
Dad beat me when I was a kid? Serbs!
I lost my car keys? Serbs!
You reinstate Yugoslavia so that you can be a glorious military power once again and win every world cup, instead of being a collection of small irrelevant shitholes on the armpit of Europe
>>73294521
>Our economy is shit? Serbs!
>Everyone is corrupt? Serbs?
>People are lazy and won't pursue an education? Serbs!
I'd love to see some examples of this because you're pulling it out of your ass.
>>73290106
>we do our best. every time
>Po nekim izvorima legionari su izgledali toliko zapušteno, da su ih njemački časnici u jednom trenutku zamijenili za ruske zarobljenike
>>73293659
me
>>73293731
my daughter
>>73293817
me again
>>73293897
dinner
>>73294000
dinner
>>73294135
this one was taken from 45 meters below surface. the sea is that clear.
>>73294170
my daughter reporting in
>>73294231
sunset
>>73294285
siesta
>>73294636
Dude, your entire national identity hinges on bending over backwards trying to distance you from anything remotely Serbian. That's literally the only thing your country ever focuses on. That, and sticking it to the gays.
I hear it every time I talk to a Croat, even to moderate ones.
>>73294728
>me
Lose weight, fatty :^)
Croats are balkanshit slavshits just like the rest of us if not worse, but for some reason think they are cultured and advanced.
OP is a faggot. Even OP the faggot could not refrain from name calling Serbs in the OP.
All Croats know how to do is bitch about Serbs.
They are cucks and their accents make them sound like women.
>>73294819
i'm skinny bastard...
>>73294521
Add a mix of OMFG SLOVENIANS AKA THE ALPINE SERBS ARE TRYING TO STEAL FROM US, and yeah you get a typical croat.
>>73293485
SHIPTAR EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>73294707
>your entire national identity hinges on bending over backwards trying to distance you from anything remotely Serbian
If you understood Croatian history you'd know why this is. Serbs claim we're catholic Serbs, so we say we aren't.
And I still don't see how distancing ourselves from them has anything to do with us supposedly blaming Serbia for every problem? Or can't you differentiate the two? I'm still waiting for any real examples.
>>73295023
I don't find Serbs much better in this regard. You're made from the same chauvinistic, egotistic, perpetually underachieving cloth.
>>73294864
I have no problems with Serbs.
I just want you to respect the borders. Is that a problem? Because if it is, we can go to war again. And we can assume how it will end. Don't push it! Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe.
>>73295117
>SERBS SERBS SERBS SERBS SERBS
SERBS SERBS SERBS SERBS SERBS
>SERBS SERBS SERBS SERBS SERBS
SERBS SERBS SERBS SERBS SERBS
A typical Croat post.
>>73295117
Wrong person, mongolio
>>73295117
>I'm still waiting for any real examples.
Countless talks with actual Croats blaming everything on a war that happened over 20 years ago ARE real examples.
>>73295244
Serbs are orc tribe that is landlocked in Mordor.
There is nothing you can do about it.
>>73295217
>ust want you to respect the borders. Is that a problem? Because if it is, we can go to war again. And we can assume how it will end. Don't push it! Don't push it
Then why don't you respect our borders?
>>73295274
Btw, this is coming from someone who actually LIKES Croatia and goes there almost every year. Can't wait to visit again this summer
>>73295180
Don't mix us in with them please. You will never hear Slovenian blame anybody else for our own problems. Ever. We are not like them.
>>73295217
lmao underage faggot. Have your banana shaped country you stupid piece of shit. Yugoslavia was your last chance of relevancy. Now that you have successfully broken it up and are now ''independent'' please go ahead and try to make a developed nation.
Oh that's right, you can't because you're incompetent. Back to sucking Merkel's cock for gibs I guess.
>>73295385
We are trying, we are trying so hard.
>>73288699
>serbless
ARE YOU TROLLING?
>>73295462
Sorry, misidentified the flag.
Slovenians are super chill, a bit elitist and arrogant, but less chauvinistic and way more educated and ambitious than the rest of the Balkans.
>>73295382
Croats are the Orcs. Quit stealing our memes, ustashit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK8ninAi2z0
>>73295274
croatia caused the war and balkanization of yugoslavia. all they do is cry about how everything is ruined when they are the fucking cause of it all.
>>73295464
blablablabla...
The point is that we don't want to have ANYTHING with serbs. Is that a problem? Because if it is a problem, we can solve it military way. Are you up to it?
>>73295552
>croatia caused the war
Bullshit. Slovenia seceded first and was even attacked by Serbia at the beginning. Then Serbs turned around and focused on Croatia. Then they raped Bosnia. As did Croats, by the way.
Croatia's role in the massacres of Bosnians never gets mentioned, though. And Croatians will totally flip their shit if you mention the attrocities they committed. Much like Turks will freak out when you mention the Armenian genocide.
>>73295264
Yeah, half way thru writing my response I realized there's no point arguing with turks, so I gave up and ended up quoting the wrong person.
>>73295244
>"Croats hate serbs and can't stop blaming us for everything"
>"We don't hate Ser.."
>"HA! LOOK! He can't stop talking about us!"
You literally have the mentality of a small child.
>>73295647
NATO NATO THE MEAN SERBS ARE HURTING ME AGAIN WHAAAAAA HELP MEE WHAAAA DANKE DEUTSCHLAND HAHAHA mrs bre u pizdu materinu jajaro
>>73295464
>Back to sucking Merkel's cock for gibs I guess.
It worked for Poland. The difference though is that Poles are actually highly ambitious people, endowed with the will to take what was given to them by the EU and build on it.
Croats, and the rest of the Balkans (minus Slovenia) just want free handouts so they can sit on their asses and sip coffee all day.
>>73295764
Your media cannot shut up about us, and the OP couldn't leave us out of a post that literally has nothing to do with us.
What is untrue about the statements I just made?
>>73295858
It's posts like this one that give me a lot of satisfaction that my country decided to bomb yours back in the 90s :^)
Why did Tito's Yugoslavia fall apart after his death?
>>73295468
By claming it's yours? You've stolen so much land from us in the last 200 years.... And you know you did because on croatian side of the slovenian-croatian border there is literaly hundreds of villages and towns with slovenian names. And now you want to take that little 2 km of border that would grant us a passage to open sea. What happened with "arbitraža" when you cucks found out that you will lose? You insta canceled it. That's a kind of people you are. It's hard to deal with Croats because they have no honour. Saddens me because you are our neighbours but not a very good one....
And when you think back and realise that we were the only people keeping your economy alive during the war by going to vacation to Croatia(no Germans, Italians or Russians even smelled your country back then) and we are still in top3 visitors of your country, yet you have signs in all the languages except Slovenian. Am not even mad at you Croats, I feel pity for you.
>what went wrong
jews went wrong.
>pic related, former guvernor of our National bank (forced strong HRK, discouraged export, encouraged short term spending and taking bank loans)
>>73295887
We're not even a part of your shitty Union, senpai.
>>73295989
You didn't bomb us enough.
>>73296077
Serbia and the EU have initiated membership talks last year at the express with of Serbia.
>>73296132
>You didn't bomb us enough.
Sorry, we're kinda new at this :^)
>>73295536
Yes we can be like that from time to time, but only to other Balkan countries :), we worship Germans and their work ethic though.
>>73295955
>Your media cannot shut up about us
U međuvremenu Šešelj spaljuje zastave i daje izjave tipa
"Želim što pre da sakupim dovoljan broj tenkova, kako bih s njima ušao u Zagreb"
>hurr šta pričate o nama, okanite se
Mrš u pičku materinu.
>>73296001
>his death?
Not just him, most of the politicians from his era retired or died too, the new generation politicians were surprisingly hacks and thieves.
>>73295753
slovenia didn't sucede first. Racan walked out on the congress which began the dissolution. Racan being a croat. the serbs were treating the slovenes with kids gloves until that happened.
>>73296216
It's ok bro. Troops on the ground next time so we can have some fun. I've had enough of being called soft by my elders and if I don't get to btfo some krauts and live to tell about it, well...
>>73296297
Hello Burgertard. Consider yourself now educated on the matter :^)
>The first of these conflicts, known as the Ten-Day War, was initiated by the JNA on 26 June 1991 after the secession of Slovenia from the federation on 25 June 1991.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yugoslav_Wars
>>73296229
Znaš li ti šta je prethodilo tom njegovom spaljivanju zastave? Bukvalno nedeljama pre tog događaja je ceo vaš državni vrh po ceo jebeni dan kukao o tome kako su Šešelja pustili iz Haga. Znači toliko ste jebeno smorili čoveka da je uzeo i spalio vam zastavu samo da bi imali o čemu da pišete.
Veruj mi kad ti kažem, I don't think about you at all.
>>73296323
>nd if I don't get to btfo some krauts
Might I suggest Austrians instead? They look like Krauts but are barely human, so nothing of value will be lost!
Classic win/win situation right there.
>>73295753
>Slovenia seceded first and was even attacked by Serbia at the beginning.
that is wrong. slovenia was the part of yugoslavia. JNA has to protect the borders. war beigins. croatia declares independency, JNA tries to fix it. bosnia wants to get out. genocide mode is on. serbitches encircles towns in croatia and bosnia and kills everyone in sight. we (croats) with the intel from burgers BTFO serbs in operation storm in 72 hrs. serbs are defeated (again). Serbs going to full scale retaliation and doing Srebrenica slaughter-genocide. Their commander got life inprisonment while Gotovina is Gordon Freeman. We are armed to the teeth right now and ready to kill serbs if they try to cross Drina river again (they will try). Also, we got 1955560 tractors ready to help the subhumans on their way out.
>>73290081
Holy shit, the dude on the left looks like Ted Cruz lmao.
>>73296297
Bro we did sucede first. We were the ones who walked out of the congress :) not Račan lel.
>>73296586
see
>>73296455
The very first grenades hit Slovenia first.
>>73296455
Nemac, you can thank the Americans for not nuking your ass in WWII and preserving you all these years while teaching you democratic values.
The brute, precise, disciplined but unthinking Mutes of the north need to curb their delusions of grandeur. Fuck your Union and fuck your way of life. We know who you really are, barbaric scum.
>>73296455
This is true. My uncle served military there right at the time this was about to happen. Faggots didn't want to let the other soldiers (except for Slovenes) leave the place. They could've killed them if they tried to escape. When it all ended, he finally went home.
>>73292064
>The US is so obviously a sinking ship though dude.
This, 10/10 thinking about becoming an ex-pat. Liberalism is cancer, greed wasn't so good after all and war and entitlements are going to bankrupt my generation. Get out while you can.
>>73296704
Your agony is gorgeous :^)
>>73296753
Thanks for having my back.
I spent a week in dubrovnik and a week in split, so clearly i am an expert on croatia now, but I would suggest you enjoy being relatively exiled from the globalised economy - you have a beautiful country and a decent work life balance from what I saw, I'd much rather have that than GDP++
>>73296753
The important thing here is we didn't kill you tho. We could but we didn't. A serbian can not ever say anything bad about us. EVER.
>>73296988
Of course we can. Slovenes are faggots.
But please, we appreciate your tourists and your business. Faggot.
Ma srbi mogu samo sebi pušiti kurac. Za to su jedino sposobni (osim kupanja u mokraći).
To je žoharska i genocidna nacija puna cigana i turaka koju možemo zgaziti za doručak a ne kao prije za 72 sata.
>>73296488
>Znači toliko ste jebeno smorili čoveka da je uzeo i spalio vam zastavu
Je, zbog nas je spalio zastavu. Zbog nas i je i takve izjave davo? Da ne pišu možda o njemu jer upravo znaju kakav je čovjek? Pa jel ti stvarno vjeruješ to šta pišeš il me zajebavaš sad?
Fucking every time there's a Croatia thread or someone mentions Croatia, here come hundreds of Dragans to chime in on the matter. Literally every time.
I have honestly never seen a more pathetic nation than Serbia, mainly because they're so obsessed with us that it's borderline sad at this point. An example: Go read the Facebook comments of popular Croatian news portals. Every third comment is a Dragan from Greater Vukojebine, SRB.
>>73296919
>you have a beautiful country and a decent work life balance from what I saw, I'd much rather have that than GDP++
They could easily have both if they managed to curb the corruption a bit.
Croatia is an amazingly beautiful country, not just regarding the coastline, but inland too, and at the beaches you see a staggering amount of above-average handsome people. The people can be a bit shifty at times, but they are incredibly hospitable and have a wicked sense of humor. I really love being there on vacation, and it does pain me to see their situation is not improving at all.
>>73296988
To add. I lived next to military barrack at the time of the war, where yugoslavian soldiers were held in. Not a hair on them was broken and when they all had to leave I waved for solid 2 hours when they were driving past our house. Most of them waved back. Nice people.
>>73288699
>uber blitzkrieg, we are serbless, niggerless and mudshitless.
this is what americans, british, french and swedes are dreaming of.
>>73288699
You kicked you the cyric serbs. But you are still full of latin script serbs. You should start dealing with that problem and gas yourself
>>73297315
>latin script serbs
no such thing here, all serbs are in serbia (thanx to croatian army)
>>73297267
If they could get some of that tertiary economy going I would move there in a heartbeat
>>73290081
Give me the delegates, Donald
>>73297120
>>73297303
That's nice to hear. Where are you from? My uncle was stationed in Maribor.
>>73297449
Would you be willing to learn Croatian tho? I hear the grammar will break your neck
>>73297267
Yeah. We visit a lot but then we come home.
>>73297253
Bro, OP literally called us out on a thread about the state of your shitty country. It was uncalled for and you know it.
All he's done is perpetuate the meme that you are a) eternally butthurt b) unable to get over shit.
I mean, come on. It wasn't even that bad, the war. We've had worse.
>>73290081
It does not matter. If shit hits the fan, serbs will be defeated as before.
>>73295764
>Yeah, half way thru writing my response I realized there's no point arguing with turks, so I gave up and ended up quoting the wrong person.
You just realized I'm right and that they sent 5k people as cannon fodder on the eatern front not giving them even basic training or equipment, while their asses were getting kicked on the home front.
>>73297507
I live 50 km away from Maribor. That barrack was in Dravograd tho.
>>73288699
I have the best plan for making Croatia great.
I call it the "Merkel plan". The state of the 21st century must be multicultural. It is the only way to guarantee continued prosperity and the influx of new ideas from all the best parts of the world. Next year you should take 100k middle-easterners and somalis. You can help solve the refugee crisis and be super humanitarian g... croats.
You must stay this course for a few decades and your country will truly become the envy of the world. A new America.
If your country needs some big loans in foreign currency to make this happen I know a guy...
What do you niggers do with all the fish?Do you just put it in a pot with paprika like the subhuman Hungarians or do you actually have a cuisine?
>>73297611
>I mean, come on. It wasn't even that bad, the war. We've had worse.
The primary victims of the war were clearly Bosnians, yet they are the ones I actually never hear complaining, unlike you Croats and Serbs.
>>73297766
>he doesn't like riblja corba
Just kill yourself, senpai.
>>73297611
>your shitty country.
http://www.visitnis.com/cele-kula.html
le serbian tourism;
come and see serbian skulls embedded in turkish skull-tower.
http://www.visitnis.com/cele-kula.html
>>73297786
>yet they are the ones I actually never hear complaining
Thanks Hans.
>>73297766
>What do you niggers do with all the fish?Do you just put it in a pot with paprika like the subhuman Hungarians or do you actually have a cuisine?
They have an amazing and varied seafood cuisine. In Dalmatia they'll sometimes barbecue seafood over vine, best seafood I've ever had.
>>73297841
forgot pic
>>73297786
That is because they had so many killed.
They are scared to talk about it.
Croats lost a mere 20k during the entire course of the war.
>>73297841
On /pol/ countries are praised for rebelling against Ottoman rule. Please do tell what your people were doing at the time?
>>73297956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLsOVm_ZTe8
HEHEHHEHEHE, nesrećna nejač (bradata) je šacovana od strane povampirenih ustaša na hrvatskoj zemlji.
Still no answer from Croats.
I will ask again. Croats why aren't you kissing our feet? We were literally the only ones who helped your economy during the war. There were no german, italian, russian tourists back than at you beaches. And you aren't even capable of making a fucking menu in slovenian when we dine in your restaurants, yet you have english, french, italian, russian etc and we are still top3 tourists in your country. Croats shame on you.
>>73298124
Bravo, sine. Ne znam sta da ti kazem, pobedio si. Uzivaj u svom novonastalom bogastvu.
>>73297838
>a band is called fish stew
Okay wait, is this place fucking real?
>>73297937
Ah man, that seems like a great place to vacation, free of Greeks or spaghetti niggers too.
>>73298065
>Please do tell what your people were doing at the time?
uči povijest cigane.
google; turci u 'rvackoj
>>73298169
>We were literally the only ones who helped your economy during the war.
Because we were literally the only thing between you and Serbia. Don't pretend you did it out of some altruistic love for your neighbours.
>>73297937
>>73297766
Also, their olive oil is god tier (I'll never understand how they haven't managed to establish an export market for Croatian olive oil, it can easily compete with Spanish and Italian olive oil), and there are a few small vineyards that have started to produce amazing reds (usually in smaller quantities meant for private consumption. Again, they need to invest heavily in Croatian wine and start exporting. But that requires effort.)
>>73298280
>srbs
>fish
pick none
orci ne znaju ni plivati
>>73298381
I was talking about croats, m8.
>>73298287
Evo guglovao i ne mogu da nadjem nista za 19 vek tj 1809 godinu, kada se i desila bitka nakon koje je izgradjena cele kula.
>>73288699
You're croatia.
Your banana shaped country is designed to be a part of a greater ensemble, naturally led by austria.
Your sole and unique role is to be glorious grenzer keeping bosniks and albos out of the serious part of europe.
>>73298350
>export market for Croatian olive oil
all Mediterranean olive oil is good. You joust need to buy it from locals. In Spain, Italy, Croatia, France... We don't have that much oil to export it. It is good though.
>>73298640
>We don't have that much oil to export it.
That's my point, that's an opportunity squandered.
>>73298557
Nismo se imali protiv koga borit jer smo do 1800 već odjebali turke, dok je pola srbije još bilo pod okupacijom.
>>73298722
>That's my point, that's an opportunity squandered.
If there was ever a sentence to describe Croatian economy, that would be it.
>>73298557
Ma ko te jebe. stoj u smrdiji i prestani srati o hrvatskoj. Idi bre bacaj balvane po šumadiji, uzgajaj bradurinu i budi pijan 24/7. koga boli kurac. jebi ovce ili radi što vi srbi već radite.
samo, što god radio radi to UNUTAR GRANICE SRBIJE ako nije problem. ako je, riješiti ćemo to jednim traktorom.
>>73298321
You see people now how croats work. Are you fucking kidding me Hrček? All the tourists went there to your country, because they had some political agenda behind their backs?????
You Hrčeki are hopeless dogs. You will never admit anything. I'm done with you. Fuck you and your country and I'm glad I stoped going for vacation in Croatia few years ago. You don't deserve my money.
>>73298753
Mogli ste se boriti za drzavnost.
>ilirski pokret
znate li vi ko ste uopste?
>>73298856
MAXIMUM BUTTHURT ACHIEVED
>>73298722
It's not a large country, m8 and regardless of quality Italy, even with their jewry of cutting it with inferior Turkish and even unrelated vegetable oils controls the markets.
>>73298893
>I'm done with you.
thank you
>>73288699
http://www.heritage.org/index/ranking
>>73298897
>znate li vi ko ste uopste?
oni koji su vas zgazili u 3 dana?
>>73299139
Mene niko nije zgazio, prika. Ona saka jada krajisnika sto su se organizovano evakuisali je druga prica.
Nego, kako gospodarstvo? Imas li ti posla?
>>73298893
>because they had some political agenda behind their backs??
No, because they could get an Italy-style vacation for quarter the price.
You gave us money, we gave you access to our beaches and services. Our transaction ends there. We don't owe you anything.
>rated lower than Uganda
http://www.heritage.org/index/country/croatia
ehm...nejač je šacovana...
>>73298893
2/10
Nice b8ing m8
>>73288699
Should stop relying on tourism or you're gonna turn into lazy Greek scum.
>>73299268
Prika, cujem da ste u govnima jer ste brzopleto obecali razne beneficije za svaku budalu ustasku koja je obukla uniformu od '91-'95, pa vam sad branitelji i njihove familije sisaju krv iz budzeta. Sta cemo s tim? Sta cemo s tim da vam je trecini gradjanstva privatni bankovni racun blokiran jer ste u dugovima do guse?
Cak i OP priznaje da ste se zajebali, kek.
>>73299420
>ne znamo ništa o vama u srbiji jer nas nije briga za vas
TOP KEK
>>73299252
You ungratefull fucks owe us everything.Croats truly are one of the most despicable human beings in the world.
Of all the people in the world we have to have you for the neighbours... baka
https://sr.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9E%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%86%D0%B8%D1%98%D0%B0_%D0%9E%D0%BB%D1%83%D1%98%D0%B0
pic related; le cpcki sauces on operation storm
top fucking kek
istina je da smo vas zgazili ko zadnje žohare
>>73299112
>>73299261
>Economic freedom
What is this made up property and why should I care about it?
Someone living in a jungle is more economically "free" then anyone in the civilized world, which sure would explain how countries like Uganda rate so high. It's an arbitrary ranking with no real world implications or value.
>>73299619
baka desu senpai
>>73299420
Brale, ako je samo pljunuo na srbina, neka ima beneficije;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLsOVm_ZTe8
>>73299608
>news and actual information
>slander and every day media bias
pick one.
Answer me. Ili si jedan od onih MA MOZE DRZAVA BIT U KURCU KOLIKO HOCE BAR NEMA SRBA BOG I HRVATI VUKOVAR NEVER FOGET THE 2000000 GORILLION
>>73299713
Whatever you say retard
Enjoy being trash and attributing your problems to bullshit
>>73299753
hahaha, uzivaj u svom siromastvu s tim mentalitetom, povampireni vatikanski vukodlače
>>73299638
>le orkopedia, sve sami neutralni izvori
Slovenia should of helped Serbia in Jugoslavian wars and we should split Croatia in half. Half for serbs half for us.
We fucked it up big time :(
>>73299772
ne nisam, nego je "ceo" point vecine srba u ovom threadu da u biti nista nitko ne zna u srbiji o hrvatskoj, a ti si upravo napravio kontradikciju tome jel?
>>73299638
Jebote Bog, jel znate vi nešto drugo da pričate, kao pokvarene ploče ste.
you want memes, I'll give you memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc1jhg33KmE
I was in Croatia on a business trip this February and here's a pic I took
>>73299843
haha, uživaj u pogledu na moje more:
>>73293587
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>>73294000
>>73294062
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>>73294285
i plači. isplači se pa ćeš se kupati u suzama.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAA
>>73299843
>hahaha, uzivaj u svom siromastvu
>kaze srbin koji zarađuje skoro duplo manje
>>73300093
I hope Croatians resist the sweet song of globalism and not give in to taking in refugees because I don't want them to loose this
>>73300024
Ne, poenta ovog konca je kako je Hrvatska u kurcu iako u njoj nema više Srba. Pogledaj OP. Ko vam je kriv i ko vas jebe, ali ako pravite thread o vašim retardiram problemima, nema potrebe da nas spominjete na taj način.
Istina je da svaki balkanski narod retardiran, vi na svoj način i molim vas ostanite u vašoj containment zoni bez da nas uvlačite u glupave rasprave.
E, i svaki put kad se pojavi thread o tome zašto je balkan sranje, pojavi se dežurni ustaški šitposter sa dežurnim meme-ima o tome kako ste ostvarili veličanstvenu pobedu '95.
>>73300127
Jebe mi se za more retarde božiji.
>>73300342
>Mr.Forty
>>73300477
Canadian level shitposting.
>>73300477
>>73300342
Ja ne znam zaš si ti na /pol/-u ako te tako nešto razljuti kek. To je pretty normal thing here.
Croats = European Nigger Jews
>>73300698
I think I'm seeing a pattern here. Both Serbians and Slovenians are blasting Croatia any chance they get. Are you guys jelly of something?
>>73300342
>Ko vam je kriv
Umjesto da nam čestitaš na bezsrbnoj, bezmuslimanskoj i bezniggerskoj zemlju u Europi
>>73300971
No we are the only ones who know the true face of a Croat. I understand it's hard for you to understand that, because all you see about Croats is through TV and on TV they always play the victims. Believe me that if you were Croats neighbour like we are you would think the same.
Not jelly at all btw, because we piss on them in every possible way.
They have nice beaches I will give them that.
>>73300342
>molim vas ostanite u vašoj containment zoni
on NAS moli! ko da smo mi došli u Srbiju ubijati civile i granatirati gradove i sela. Cigane, ako te ikad sretnem...
>>73301161
>>73301338
Don't bother m8
>>73300698
Slovenians = landlocked as serbs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqp1SDV5K_0
>>73288699
new yugoslavia, eh? so slovenia can carry your useless asses, once again? i bet you niggers would like that, wouldn't you?
>>73301338
LELELEL so killing civilian Serbs in Croatia is fine then, because hey they were in Croatia not in Serbia. LELELELLELEL
The true Croatian logic.... Despicable people
>>73301443
Any serb I see this summer in Dalmatia will suffer, I can tell you that.
>>73290081
this.
>>73288699
>What went wrong?
You got rid of the Serbs and kept the Croats.
>>73297623
With Trump as American president, who is pro-Serb, you won't have NATO helping you anymore. The Serbs will destroy you, reclaim and repopulate Krajina.
>>73301720
Suffer from what. You blowing his dick and thanking him for bringing you moniez? you lazy pigs....
>>73301609
Serbs are far ahead of you. That being said, you're toast. Just try to expand your 300.000.000 km coastline just by 1 meter and you'll see what will happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqp1SDV5K_0
>>73297841
>go to Croatia
>get blown up
>>73301997
Correct! Stay the fuck out of here!
No burgers anyway!
>>73301584
If possible
>>73302154
t. eternal coastline jew
>>73288699
Croatia never abandoned socialism, that's what went wrong.
>>73301996
CroJew what happened when both countries agreed on Arbitraža(you were the ones cheering the most for it to happen btw) and then it didn't go your way? Tell me please and the rest of the world what happened. Tell them how honorable people you are. Backstabbing cunts CroJews
>>73302166
Would love a new yugoslavia with Bosnia, Montenegro, Serbia and Macedonia in it with us. But fuck Croats. I don't even mind if I have to work for Bosnians don't care, but just fucking can we all get together and fuck up Croatia please.
>>73296455
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakup_of_Yugoslavia#Rise_of_nationalism_in_SR_Serbia_.281987.E2.80.9389.29
>In turn, the Croats and Slovenes sought to reform Yugoslavia by delegating even more power to six republics, but were voted down continuously in every motion in an attempt to force the party to adopt the new voting system. As a result, the Croatian delegation, led by Chairman Ivica Račan, and Slovene delegation left the Congress on 23 January 1990, effectively dissolving the all-Yugoslav party. This in turn, along with external pressure, caused the adoption of multi-party systems in all republics.
This was over a year before the beginning of the 10 day war.
>>73302289
>CroJew
crojew. is that even possible? cro + jew?
can you force hitler's dog to rape anna frank?
>>73302414
At this point I couldn't care less for this region, it fucked itself too much.
But I hope we see a Višegrad union for eastern europe
>>73301901
>who is pro-Serb
He's not pro-serb, he made a single statement saying "We shouldn't have bombed them", in regards to Serbia fighting muslims. It has nothing to do with Croatian-Serbian relations. And on that note, we were removing Kebab as well. It's probably the only thing that we can agree on with Serbs.
>you won't have NATO helping you anymore.
We don't need NATO help, nor did we have it until the later stages of the war. Also, NATO consists of more then one country, and you're bound by law to intervene if another NATO country is attacked, regardless of whether you like it or not.
>The Serbs will destroy you, reclaim and repopulate Krajina.
Kek
>>73302447
Effectively dissolving a party doesn't equal secession.
Please, Burger. Don't make me school you a third time. I only get so much enjoyment out of it before it becomes tedious.
>>73302447
TL;DR,
maybe it is right, maybe it is wrong.
the best way is to see the video materials from jewtube, niggavids, blackmp3, reichtuben, scheisetelevolks, sovietv, or any other source.
it is 2016
>>73302963
>reichtuben
kek
>>73302447
i have an urge fur machtfurburgers. nao
>>73302599
>a Višegrad union for eastern europe
For the longest time I've been a propenent of an Intermarium / Visegrad style alliance. After seeing how much hatred there obviously is for us, I give up. Fuck everyone.
>>73302824
well, on the day you specified 25 June 1991: both croatia and slovenia declared official indpendence. my point is that the croats were the major player in the breakup. your an arrogant kraut cocksucker. please try and school your masters some more.
>>73303253
>After seeing how much hatred there obviously is for us, I give up.
I know your pain.
>>73303320
>please try and school your masters some more.
Sure thing:
>your an arrogant kraut cocksucker
It's "you're", not "your".
Enjoy :^)
>>73301307
Can you elaborate on true nature of Croats? What it is about them that makes you and Serbians hate the ever living fuck out of them. Surely it's not their beaches and islands, or the fact that they are in EU despite Slovenian's objections? I'm really curious
>>73303067
das ist nicht funny!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfl6Lu3xQW0
>>73303320
Lol. We were the first who said STOP. Croats followed. Stop it please, you are embarssing yourself.
>>73303498
>Can you elaborate on true nature of Croats?
They're typical Balkanshit subhumans but are convinced they're Aryans. They have a perpetual victim complex that puts Jews to shame. They're slimy cockroaches without a shred of integrity or self-respect. That's just off the top of my head.
>>73303406
>i always use perfect grammar and punctuation on my furry imageboard
so, you are conceding the fact that both croatia and slovenia declared independence at the same time now right? therefore you were wrong and are a giant fuckwad. slovenia was nothing and a useful tool of the croats to use in order to dissolve yugoslavia. they made their bed now they complain about laying in it.
>>73303676
>They're typical Balkanshit subhumans but are convinced they're Aryans.
No we are not. We are poor nation but happy that we don't have serbs,niggers,rapefuges and serbs.
>>73303639
>croats followed
the croats were the ones who walked out on the 14th congress. they led the way to balkanization. slovenia was a sub province of yugoslavia and is as meaningless a nation as bosnia herzegovnia.
>>73303714
Burgertard, please. Now it's getting embarrassing. This is starting to turn into Vietnam 2.0 for you.
>>73303676
what is pic related?
>>73303816
>>73303969
Case in point.
>>73303876
apparently, your point was that slovenia declared indepdence from yugoslavia on 25 june 1991 before croatia. i have proven you to be wrong. now you are claiming 'victory'. i bet you think operation autumn fog was a resounding success as well.
>>73302722
cuti cuti ujko
>>73303498
Always playing the victim is what pisses me the most about them. They always stir shit up and when they get slapped they play the victim card. They stole from us a lot of land in the last 200 years etc. etc.
They are big hypocrites and you can never trust a croat ever, because he will always find away to fuck you over. For instance. There is a sea dispute going on between Croatia and Slovenia right now about a smal part(only 2 km) of the sea that would let us have a free route to the open sea. This dispute is going on since the break up and Croats are trying to do anything to fuck us over it. They wanted that this is settled by arbitration. We agreed. Guess what happened when they found out that arbitration will not go their way? I give you one guess :) They insta withdrew from that, although they were the ones who wanted it :D....
>>73304214
Sorry I had to go full Pearl Harbor on you. I understand your frustration, no one likes to lose an argument. But have some dignity and just cut your losses. Move on, son. Move on.
>>73297611
Serbia calls Croatia a shitty country
top kek
>>73299946
If you tried to help them you would have been bombed by Us/Nato forces as well.
>>73304109
orci jebotebog, jebeni orci
>>73303676
Reason I'm asking is because I spent a lot of time traveling through Croatia and the Balkans. I took a genuine liking to Croatian people and couldn't help but notice an envy coming from Serbians, Bosnians and Slovenians towards Croatians. Since I'm an American they spoke freely about how much Croatians get on their nerves and Serbians in particular were bitter that 'those fucking Croatians' ruined former Yugoslavia effectively banning Serbians from enjoying their seaside and all that has to offer. Slovenia seems to be equally and at Croatians because and I quote: 'they have so much sea and beaches why don't they give us a bit extra why are they fighting tooth and nail to preserve their borders' in that bay
>>73304402
>denial
you'll get over this failure deutschland. you always have.
>>73303865
Dude I live here. I watched it live when it happened. Slovenian delegation walked out first with Kučan(soon to be our first president when we break from Yugoslavia) leading them. Croats followed. I am not making this up. This is how it happened.
>>73304380
Kako idu slovenci u more?
jedan po jedan
How much diaspora is in this thread?
>>73304565
>he's triggered af
>>73303498
They have a tendency for backstabing and dishonesty. It's very hard to have good international relationships with Croatia, due to thier lack of honor.
They are also chauvinistically patriotic, to the point where even a patriotic American would find it obnoxious.
And they always pretend to be the victim, whenever they get called out on their BS, even when caught redhanded.
>>73304660
i obviously won. you tried to 'educate' me and were fucking wrong. feels good to be american. feels good to always fucking win. stick with us germany-chan you'll win one day too.
>>73296704
>We know who you really are, barbaric scum.
Wonderful, another Greece/Rome/Alexander the Gay worshipper.
Go molest some boys or something, but get the fuck off my board first.
Slovenians I'd personally give you some beaches and islands so we can have fun together!
>>73304777
>feels good to always fucking win
Win what?
