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Lads, have you paid your Jizya yet?

I'm currently in Shariah zone 6 and they've just come to collect my Jizya.

Are they allowed to enter my house without a warrant from an Imam? I'm kind of worried.
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>>73278550

They can collect my jizz
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If this actually happened, who would you murder first, /pol/: the muslims that took power or the left wing white people that let it happen

I think I would go after the whites first
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>>73278762
The nogs
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>>73278550

You can appeal your judgment m8

Lo Allah is most merciful
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>>73278906

Praise be to Allah!

I just had to present my girlfriend to a group of 18 year old Somali 6th formers. The zone 6 Imam issued a fatwah that this must happen every 4 weeks.
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When do I get my 6 year old wife? I wish to follow in the footsteps of Muhammad (pbuh)
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>>73278550
I wouldn't pay it so they stoned my wife's son I guess it's my fault for not praying to allah when I woke up
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>>73278762
I would go after everyone
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free tip...

if i'm a bit short of cash, i just let em fuck the dog. it's been dead for weeks but they don't seem to mind, the cheeky cunts.
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>>73279067

You should just convert, person of the book m8. You get islam qt3.14 and no more Somali rabes xD
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