The one true religion
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/pol/ im not sure what religion or denomination to go with.
post the one true religion and the first one with dubs is confirmed.
i will convert.
Gnosticism
>>73262953
Kek
Islam of course :))
Faggotry
Paganism
>>73262953
Judaism you silly goy
>>73262953
Christian Orthodoxy is the only correct answer. Dubs or not.
>>73263059
reroll
The Cthulhu Cult
>>73262953
Catholicism
Shitposting
>>73262953
If your family's history is Christianity, then try that. Orthodox or Catholicism.
I don't think it's the one true religion however.
>>73262953
Orthodox Christian I guess
re-roll
>>73262953
Evangelical Snake Handling.
>>73262953
Islam. But do not play games with religion.
Orthodox Christianity
Deism
>>73263266
WELP
GUESS OP IS DURKA DURKA ALLAH NOW
Catholicism
Lord kek is the savior.
Pray to him and you'll notice yourself making dank memes and checking your repeating digits.
>>73263266
ALLAH AKBAR
Scientology
>>73262953
>Letting random numbers choose what you believe in
You're a fool.
>>73263266
woah
Inb4 dubs
>>73263005
>>73262953
Judaism
Why be a filthy retarded goyim when you can be at the forefront of the International Jewish Conspiracy?
>>73262953
Shilling for Catholicism.
Maybe Presbyterian.
Try Listening-to-your-inner-Constitutionism. You're as good as a person as you will allow yourself to be, and will be as happy as you allow yourself to be. Cut out the bullshit, live by the golden rule, and you'll be all good.
>but of course this isn't edgy, so disregard this and pick some other shit arbitrarily
>>73263198
>>73263259
>>73263268
>>73263281
>>73263175
>>73263137
>organised religions
Just read and live by the gospels and politely discuss their meanings and applications with as many different view points as you can.
Ultimately, this: >>73263385
Do not fear, with these Trips, KEK will overrule those Islamic dubs, as he is the truest religion.
>>73263266
inshallah! TAKBIRRR
If this post ends in 5 then it proves the Law of Fives and God is a crazy woman.
If this is trips then islam is not the true religon, most of our elite worship satan any way
kek
>>73262953
finnish empire
Treps and quadz can override the islam vote.
(plz do it i wanna be mormon)
>>73263575
><current year>
>not being an Eridian missionary
www.principiadiscordia.com/downloads/Principia%20Discordia.pdf
>>73263850
Woe.
>>73263911
Fuckin touchscreens...
>Erisian*
Dinduism
>>73262953
Religion is dumb
come join me and be depressed because life doesn't matter and we all exist for no reason
>>73263341
What is this?
>>73264092
soooo praise kek?
>>73263997
Lol... almost trips. Dinduism it is
Lord kek gives all memes, just like these dubs
the thread is dying. and nobody has treps to ovveride the islam vote.
looks like im gonna need a quaran now
>>73264395
don't be sad op, maybe this is what it takes for Allah to guide you? or maybe you're just a faggot
>>73263850
MORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEE
also voting for kek
>>73262953
Source energy
>>73264395
orthodox Christianity. You'll be saved, anon
>>73264395
Ehh shite I missed by one. Doing it again >>73265023
>>73262953
Quakers
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>>73263266
is this Trudeau?
>>73262953
Just like a tattoo, if you don't know what you want you don't need one.
buddism
>>73265494
oui, parce que jai rien mieux a faire que aller sur 4chan et poster des snapchats pendant qu'alberta brule
>>73263266
BISMILLAAAAH
>>73265494
Do not post the lord of cucks here.
Just become an atheist you fucking faggot
>>73266835
My favorite part is when all the Christcucks can only reply with fedora pictures like it's 2010 but can't defend their obsolete religion.
>>73263266
Islam is the worst religion, you ride on the coattails of Judaism and Christianity while bringing nothing substantive of you own. The only new things you brought is goat fucking is good (condemned in the Torah which your holy book recommends), worshipping a giant cube and it's cornerstone symbolic vagina (aka idolatry) (condemned in the Torah which your holy book recommends), marrying a woman who has divorced a husband (condemned in the Torah which your holy book recommends), and murdering people for not following your religion (condemned in the Torah which your holy book recommends).
Fuck your stupid religion and your false God
>>73262953
>The one true religion
There isn't one.
Anytime someone claims to know the truth about god, they're lying. If such a being exists, it's too great to be comprehended, and its desires, if it has any, wouldn't be something we could ever hope to understand.
>>73267771
Kike spotted.
>>73268093
Leaf spotted.
Say, is canadian shitposting a genetic disposition or a cultural phenomenon?
you, you are a god. I am also god. in the end there is only me.
>>73268255
Fuck, you just lost the game
>>73262953
Consider becoming a Greek Orthodox. You won't regret it.
>>73267771
Wie gehts ?
>also "it"
>>73267603
After reading your comment, I can infer that you wear a hat that I find distasteful and that you are slightly overweight.
>>73267335
C'MON!!!! IT'S 2016, NOT 2010 ANYMORE!!! I MEAN C'MON!!!!
