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>VOTES
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TARGET: 12,089,564 (BUSH 2000)
BE AWARE OF #SHILLS4HILL
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GOP ELECTION TRACKER
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LATEST BANTZ
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UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule/
Spokane, WA @ 12PM PDT 5/7/16
Lynden, WA @ 3PM PDT 5/7/16
TV STREAMS
https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
RALLIES/TH
>Omaha, NE 5/6/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwmMlOHItRQ
>Charleston, WV 5/5/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxzraR2R31g
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Fox and Friends 5/6/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejm2LR1xNCU
>Trump on O'Reilly Factor 5/4/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cduTf8DhLCk
>Trump on CNN Wolf Blitzer 5/4/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZx49s-NW_U
>Trump on Morning Joe 5/4/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JWv-Db2xeQ
>Trump on Fox and Friends 5/4/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hyVjEByFFg
>Trump on Today Show 5/4/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueXDzz0Kdj4
ENTERTAINMENT
>YCSTT Vol. XXV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W9YWVQAIxM
>Yoko Gets her Official Trump Gear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGzU9W4OXD0
>300: Making America Great Again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7I92r9GqUw
>Fiorina Gives Cruz a Hand
https://twitter.com/TheFix/status/727657684904849408
>Shapiro Has A Message for Trump Supporters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9-bueSEWL8
>Dana Loesch Mentions Cvckservative on FOX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUxD_JNSQL8
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
DAMN NICE RALLY IN OREGON! HIGH ENERGY! AWOO~
GOOFY WARREN BTFO
The General Election is now well underway for /TrumpGen/ giving us a fair headstart to build up meme magic. We're going to need as much HIGH ENERGY meme magic as possible to defeat "Benghazi is Killary." To that purpose, we need to direct our HIGH ENERGY to Trump via /TrumpGen/ by posting a lot of the same type of dank meme, in keeping with the normal spread of meme magic. At the same time, keep your waifu safe from barbaric leftist hoards by MAGA'ing her! Do your part by claiming your MAGA'd waifus today! I claim Penny!
>Make Beacon Great Again!
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
MAGA
>>73247877
I'll take over.
Murderous Wench
>>73247936
>>73247946
Hey Rubio. I;m glad you are posting in the general. Sorry about the little marco stuff. we cool?
I have never heard a more intelligent man speak. How have I missed out on Trump for so long? I can't fucking believe I was a Hillary shill.
>>73247946
Not as Hard as you, tho
At least they fixed your faulty programming since you're not repeating anything
Ann Coulter on bill maher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-2uSG1xUEg
Audio of Hillary's Goldman Sachs speech:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PFC9Xz5luc
ARFF ARFF ARFF
Goodnight lads. Stay calm and MAGA.
>35% tax on imports
>build a wall with the money
>end Common Core
He went for an hour and said next to nothing.
crooked hillary is a big poopy pants
>>73247927
>It's a Hillary gets a stroke mid-debate episode
>>73246778
It´s more like he´s defending them from that poser
Anyone got the tweet where someone tells Trump to run for office? Where he says "be careful!"?
>>73248112
Thank you for your efforts!
DROVE ALL THE WAY FROM FUCKING PORTLAND TO EUGENE
AND I DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING GET IN
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
SOMEONE PLEASE CONSOLE ME
succubus confirmed
>>73248115
Rallies are not fite policies, dingus.
He attacked his opponents tonight, which is a good thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86-gOJP8P50
>>73248115
It's a rally, not a policy speech.
Oregon here, I mailed my vote in Tuesday. Trump was right, it was the best vote I ever cast.
Post yfw a Trump rally ends
>>73248131
Come on, she's stroking out. Get her outta here!
Can Trump and Rato ever make up and be friends at this point? They were best buds at the start before Iowa.
>>73248115
I get it, you love to shitpost. You've been making these posts in every single thread for 3 hours. I hope you make good money on this.
>>73248112
Goodnight!
Good work.
>>73248081
She handles herself so well during that crowd laughter. I love based Coulter.
>>73247946
Hey Rubio will you support The Donald?
>>73248209
LOW ENERGY WHINER
ITS NOT OVER GUYS YOU ARE BEING FOOLED!
https://twitter.com/Ricky_Vaughn99/status/728785609066565632
https://twitter.com/Ricky_Vaughn99/status/728785609066565632
>>73248119
I swear that shit stain is getting bigger since I first started posting this last night.
OC Shitpost for your Entertainment
too lazy to remove embed edition
>Blink 1488 - Whats My Race Again [Unofficial Music Video]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6pTFb4PV-s [Embed]
>Drumpf Man (The Story of John Oliver)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJA520GXFZU [Embed] [Embed]
>WWE: The Last of the Bernie People
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRHjLRMlyjw [Embed]
>Trump Cinnamon Toast Edit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BOhjkww3QA [Embed]
>Donald J. Trump Sings the Snake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsPY6LYkdQg [Embed]
I love Trump but I'm worried he doesn't like Japan too much. He talks about them like they're China. I fear for my chinese cartoons.
Is dat boi really a true patriot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2vqeKd8Vos
>>73248255
great vote
good kitty
nice dubs
>>73248209
Still better than chicago
Wasted all day to get to chicago rally, only to be welcomed by niggers and communists instead of trump. I was with my mom, who also loves trump, she could have gotten hurt if we didn't BTFO, these nigs were eyeing anyone with a red hat
GILF confirmed
I live in America and I can assure you that Trump is going to win the election, I have spoken with a large amount of people and just by simply mentioning the WALL their vote goes STRAIGHT to TRUMP.
I'm actually being serious here, ever since Trump said he would build that wall our country has been going nuts for him, most of the online polls won't show it because most of these voters here don't even use the internet.
I swear to you on my life that we won't lose a single state, you don't have to worry about this election at all.
Congrats everyone and thank you for making this miracle happen.
America WILL be GREAT AGAIN!
>>73248357
She was always the same size on that pic.
>>73248182
>tfw no Trump qts in Portland.
Feels really fucking bad man
>>73248300
she BTFO of the faggot in the middle
>>73248357
Because it's slowly taking physical form in reality. The memes are growing stronger just as The Donald grows stronger.
WHO'S COMING TO THE LYNDEN RALLY TOMORROW?
Nothing ever happens in my home county and my dad and I are going. I'm so excited bros
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>>73248115
How is that nothing? Those are very important policies.
>>73248418
>airhorn
>>73248077
Did you at least get paid? I she pays pretty good for her shills.
>Trump has cleared the field and stands uncontested
>Is still scheduling rallies
THE MADMAN
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>>73248213
"ARF ARF ARF"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE4h6tOgVgc
>>73248395
She fucking wishes her tits were that big
>>73248264
>You're havin a hard time tonight
>>73248112
>Goodnight
Nigga it's like 8:30 over there on a Friday night. What the fuck is your deal?
>>73248355
That's why he's been saying go out and vote you dumb cuck.
>>73248434
Absolutely disgusting
>>73248434
I'M A QT IN PORTLAND
NOT RIGHT NOW THOUGH
I KEEP MISSING THE PSU EVENTS
I FINALLY HAD TIME AND DIDN'T GET TO GO
CRIES
>>73248503
He loves rallies. It displays his power.
His rallies are also his focus test groups.
>>73248222
Why is that a good thing? Because retards like you vote based on that?
>>73248488
It took him less than five minutes to say those things, and he talked for a goddamn hour.
>>73248577
MANILA
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>>73248355
kek'd at the first reply, pic related
>>73248503
Gotta break those voting records
>>73248577
Wanna get some dank Pearl Bakery famalam?
>>73248300
Maher's Morons are the most mindless group of zombie cucks to ever exist.
>>73248434
OREGON BROTHERS, FALL IN!
Astoria, standing by!
>>73248607
No candidate uses a rally for policy discussion.
>>73248577
FUCK OFF
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>>73248514
Yeh, them wrinkly flapjacks have been slappin'
her naval for years now
>Dan Savage
what a terrible person
>>73248607
If you can successfully show how horrible Hillary is through her scandals and policies (as opposed to how she attacks Trump based on feelings and mean words), more people would vote for him, yes.
Also, can't vote, I'm Filipino lmao
>>73248713
Stroke softly, stroke chan!
so, which hat is best?
Trying to power through the Maher episode right now.
Hard to tell who I hate most: the audience, dan savage, maher himself, or the other asshat they have on.
I'm starting to think even Ann isn't worth this shit.
>>73248694
After two years I finally get to use this pic
>>73248713
Stroke softly, stroke chan!
Keep On Rolling
>>73248577
went to the last one, the infowars guys just ended up hijacking it and leading us like a damn parade around the city, was pretty fucking boring actually
>>73248504
uh oh.... might have to fire up adobe premier yet tonight! nice catch
>>73248694
NORTH PORTLAND STANDING BY
>>73248765
You voting for Duterte?
>>73248650
Idk, I'm a transgirl does that matter
I'm eating at some shitty pozzaria in Eugene right now
Being around so many liberals talking about trump and it being so hot is making my blood boil
>>73248623
FUCK OFF FLIP IDK YOU
>>73248577
TELL ME TO FUCK OFF AGAIN
RIGHT NOW
I'LL UNSHEATHE MY DOUBLE EDGED KATANA BLADE
DIDN'T THINK SO PUNK... ;)
#DangerousDon
Get the awesomeness trending! It's the ultimate compliment. Dangerous to the globalist scum. Dangerous to the SJW filth. Dangerous to the mudslime radicals. Dangerous to Crooked Hillary!
>>73248780
>Dan Savage
>I'm a Catholic
Something just fucking broke in my brain. Not even the new cucked Catholicism will have anything to do with Savage's pro-fag shit.
Is he one of those shit-disturbers who only join churches to whine at them to change doctrine to suit them?
Guys.... she's my new Waifu
>>73248778
Classic red of course
>>73248780
I just watched the beginning "told you so", She could have gloated a bit more thought. Seemed like it was gonna another episode of "Trump can't win, and let me tell you why"
>>73248694
Beaverton here.
>>73248209
that's what you get for being a weeb faggot
>>73248822
That's not running for president.
>>73248765
>show how horrible Hillary is through her scandals and policies
And how does yammering on about the republicans who already dropped out of the race help do that?
>>73248861
>tranny
Back to r*ddit you go
ACHTUNG:
I WILL BE MAKING THREADS FOR A WHILE.
DO NOT SPLIT THREADS.
DO NOT TRUST SHILL THREADS.
DO NOT REPLY TO SHILL POSTERS.
AS ALWAYS; MAGA!
>>73248713
Stroke softly, Stroke-chan! Keep on rolling!
>>73248694
Roseburg
>>73248882
LET'S. GET. DANGEROUS.
>>73248803
Stroke softly, stroke chan!
Keep On Rolling
>>73247877
I'm sorry, but I just can't support Trump, and I say this as a lifelong conservative. Count me out.
I started reading this today and it's absolutely fascinating.
>tfw when I'm going to end up like Fred Jr.
>>73248694
PMA here. Nuke the whales.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86-gOJP8P50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86-gOJP8P50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86-gOJP8P50
Coulter on Maher.
>>73248803
Stroke softly, Stroke-chan! Keep on rolling!
>>73249008
>see flag
and nothing of value was lost
>>73249024
>NO DRUGS
>NO ALCOHOL
>NO CIGARETTES
>mfw Goofy Warren pretended to be a Native American near me
>>73249008
Good. Cucks should sit home dreaming of Crookd Hillary.
>>73249008
I agree, fellow white American. I'm writing in Paul Ryan. Who's with me?
>>73248081
This is the cringiest thing ive ever watched
>>73248882
It really is like she subconsciously named him. They all know what he'll do to them all.
All of them.
>>73249053
>if you're born with a lot of money, you don't need to know anything about money
fucking leftist scum.
I am waiting for Hillary to get an aneurysm and die during the FBI hearings.
Please Kek make it happen.
>>73249118
i couldnt even finish it tbqh
>>73249053
Just to give people fair warning, the first minute is great and it all goes downhill from there.
I'm slightly past halfway through, but I have to keep pausing it to keep from dying of sheer rage.
>>73248854
FUCK YES
>>73248861
sad_island_nigger.jpg
>>73248925
Build hype, duh. You have to keep the momentum. Further cement you're supporters into supporting you.
>>73248607
What do you think Teddy Roosevelt did when the train pulled into the station greeted by a crowd?
It's called a "STUMP SPEECH" you asshole.
You may be used to the controlled environs
orchestrated to protect Obungle, the TOTUS
(Teleprompter of the United States) bjt this is
not the way things were always done, shill.
>>73248882
I think it would be better to let Hillary try to run with it first before Trump co-opts it.
>>73249066
>>73249086
>>73249100
I can't look my children in the eyes and tell them that I supported a foul mouthed ex democrat. I just can't. He goes against everything I hold dear.
How can you do this? Trump is vile
>>73249105
I'm hoping Cruz runs third party.
>>73248261
I just love those beautiful round soft delicious juicy bouncing breasts.
>>73248933
We love our shills, don't we?
Without them, how would we know that the opposition is so scared of us? Right? I mean really.
So here's the story folks,
>>73249092
I'm stuck on the alcohol, I've been trying but it's so fucking hard to quit when you've been drinking heavily for a decade
>>73247877
as i told you OP, you have to learn how to make the layer more "cartoony" and put a little more blur and noise on them to mix up with the blur of the other layers. you can still say its been cut in.
Sooner or later, maybe after Trump reaches 1237 Paul Ryan and co. will fall in line. It´s only a matter of time.
Some still believe they can cheat trump out of the nomination somehow.
>>73248908
>>73248694
Beaverton here as well. We should meet and fuck.
>>73249053
>just give them citizenship
I agree. They need to be awarded for breaking the law, living off tax payers, and not integrating into society.
>>73249217
You're an Australian. Your opinion (and mine too) don't really matter in the American presidential race.
>>73249008
It's official, Trump lost. You can't win the Presidency in 2016 without the Australian vote. It was fun while it lasted I guess.
Saw this on my twitter feed. According to China, Ol' Jeb! is up to his low-energy antics again. As much disdain as I have for the Chinese media, I do really like their choice in photos to go with this tweet.
Ugh debating pissing off my wife to attend the spokane rally. "You would rather go to that than build your sons playset?". Yes i would.
>>73249233
iktf famalam :(
Not a decade though, maybe 5 years or so
Obama is right, this is serious. Very serious.
Trump is not a serious candidate. He is a silly reality show man.
>>73249233
Try a detox program. Drink a little less over time, get used to the lower amount, drink a little less, repeat, until you're weaned off the liquid Jew.
>>73248908
looks like the nice parts of Canada but with good weather
>>73249053
That faggot in the middle. I hate him and his smug faggot liberal bullshit. I can't do it.
>>73248504
HERE YA GO
>>73249272
Ryan chimping out is idiotic, really.
Nobody gave a shit about what he has to say on Trump so far, why'd they suddenly start now?
>>73249307
>>73249311
You are so immature.
>>73249210
Is that a poem? It doesn't rhyme.
>>73249217
Cucks don't have children so you must mean your wife's Oreo kids. And say hello to your bitch Glenda Beck for us.
>>73249324
>Jeb
>powerful
>>73248213
That is incredibly disconcerting
>>73248778
wew new template for me
>>73249324
>jeb bush
>powerful republican
next you'll tell me filipinos are the most powerful race in the world
Some kind anon explain what's happened lately to a lurker who's been busy with Mother's day rush-work for the past few days. Last I heard both Kasich and Cruz dropped out and the RNC/GOP has been in full shill denial mode against Trump.
>>73249333
WHY NOT BOTH!?
>>73248081
jesus fuck this is awful. Some fucking dipshit lolbertarian who thinks MEXICO is doing better than the US, and A FUCKING SEXARTICLE WRITER who for some reason thinks he knows everything about politics and immigration.This is a fucking disgrace. How can people not see through how retarded this shit is?
>>73249356
I still think it needs to say "Democratic Debate" at the bottom
>>73249392
What is wrong with you? Seriously. America is DONE and you're acting like it's a joke?
>>73248861
>Idk, I'm a transgirl does that matter
I have a gf (You), just wanted to banter. Libs are no fun.
Is that in Oregon? kek
JUST DO IT
DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS
>>73248434
>Living in wrong Portland
Kek
>>73249333
Checked
Also,
Help build playset > go to rally with your son > come back and finish playset. Or just do it all in the morning before you go. Channel your inner Don and gather that high energy.
Don't let your wife cuck you m8
>>73249324
>powerful
>>73249333
bring your wife's son to the rally
>>73248963
Wew lad, I'll be there in like 3 hours
>>73249337
The few times Trump gets serious, he gets SERIOUS, like his foreign policy speech and a few of his other policies.
He's a serious candidate. I hope you vote for him.
>>73249364
Oh shit, that was fast
>>73249485
What´s good about Maine?
What's going on with everyone tonight?
>>73249427
God forbid it become common knowledge that 99% of the people talking in these shows, don't actually have a fucking clue what they're talking about.
My god, that might just kill the whole industry.
>>73249460
Yes. This shit is all a big joke to them.
>>73248908
muh trees indeed
Oregon conservatism is the best conservatism
>tfw no qt trump Portland boy friends
Cries
>>73248926
NIGGER JUST CAUSE I'M A TRANNY DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT ALT-RIGHT AS FUCK
FUCK YOU NIGGER YOUR SPOKESMAN IS A FLAMING FAGGOT (like me)
SERIOUSLY, I WILL UNSHEATHE MY KATANA. YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY
>>73249361
He's the poz my neghole guy, he boasted to Peter Hitchens how much he loves sucking dick and said he wants to poison blood supplies with HIV blood to give the population AIDS as protest against banning homos from blood donation
>>73249571
Drinking and shitposting
My energy is high after the Oregon rally
>>73249571
Watching the rally I just missed on my main monitor, pregaming the bars, hoping to get blasted tonight.
>inb4 NO ALCOHOL
>>73249589
It's absurd. Trump's nomination will mean that no Republican candidate will ever become president ever again. Say hello to one party Democratic rule. Maybe that's what Trump wanted all along.
>>73249175
the libertarian guy is 100% cringe. dressed in all black. sounds more smug than any liberal.
>>73249460
Go ball a kangaroo you fag. Nobody gives a shit what the shills are crying about.
>>73249335
Quit now while you can, it just gets harder the longer you go. I stopped for 6 months my 2nd year in and I wish I stuck with it.
>>73249352
I'm gonna keep trying, the book has had me feeling particularly inspired
>>73249648
what's your opinion on the bathroom bill?
>>73248908
>Speed limit: 35
every time
>>73249361
I'm about two minutes from the end but I'm fucking seething.
He throws out these bullshit fake statistics, and the idiots in the audience applaud along. Ann could go into detail about how wrong he is, but they wouldn't listen, so she just gives a flat "that's wrong", which of course they ignore. Fucking hell, I'm going to need to watch more Trump to get my blood pressure down after this.
>>73249648
POST BUTT
>t. Degenerate brown skin
Listen to this about Hillary's emails. It's a serious podcast for intellectuals by intellectuals. If you've heard of the Mexican intellectuals well well they are a step above that and are Australian philsophers
https://radio.therightstuff.biz/2016/04/28/knock-off-004-the-clinton-briefs/
>>73249648
autism
post legs tho
>>73249571
just had a pretty shitty barleywine that a friend of mine recommended, totally disappointed
tried out Overwatch, totally disappointed
watched a Trump rally, hyped as fuck but still a tiny bit boozed because that shit was strong
>>73248389
Yeah that was bullsht. took off work and everything
>>73248209
You know that happens at every rally, right? They give out more tickets than the venue can hold to drum up excitement and ensure that the venue is packed.
The only people who get in are those who waited all day since the early morning.
I just made this
>>73249686
I know you're shitposting but that's all due to the demographic shift the Democrats have caused.
>>73248081
No Country For Old Men Haircut Guy and Game Show Host Jacket Guy need to gtfo. Maher was actually okay.
>>73248249
DO NOT WATCH
unless you want to rage.
>Ann representing/defending Trump
>Lvl 2 Kike Maher setting her up
>Faggot liberal making shit up and interrupting her
>Sore loser faggot LELbertarian trying to act cool and levelheaded but looking like a faggot in a Real Human Bean leather jacket
Nice to see Ann keeping up the defenses, and she would have done a nice job if she was given a chance to speak, but not worth watching
>>73249066
I really want someone to make that webm again but take the jewish flag out.
>>73248255
vote trump pupper
>>73249324
>¡JEB!
>powerful republican
>>73248115
If you want to see policies watch stuff like his foreign policy speech and read his policy outlines on his website. Rallies are for basic policy goals and some simple stuff on topics that concern the specific state. Powerpoint presentations don't energize people who already support you to get themselves and their families and friends to get out and vote and those are the people at rallies.
first frame selection is crucial
>>73249815
LEL>
>>73249571
Browsing /TrumpGen/ on my phone and computer because I wanted to browse /TrumpGen/ and watch the rally at the same time and I got tired of only being on my phone and having to pick one over the other.
>>73249427
I finally finished it.
That 13 minutes seemed longer than both Trump rallies put together, and all the waiting in between.
Can we please get a one minute version of the video that ends with Ann's smug grin?
>>73249731
I know I can stop. The past couple months I'll go 2-3 weeks without drinking, then grab a bottle and binge for 3-4 days, rinse and repeat.
It doesn't really interfere with my life though so it's not a huge deal. Just a cash drain and bad for health.
MAGA friend
>>73248694
Clackamas reporting!
>>73249686
Every other republican will introduce amnesty
Which will permanently make the republican party the hispanic socialist party just like the dems
>>73249686
Actually unless Trump becomes president, Hispanics will become such a large voting block in the next 4 years that it will become absolutely impossible for a conservative leaning Republican to win.
It may in fact be impossible already. We're hanging by a thread
>>73248713
Stroke softly, stroke chan!
Keep On Rolling
Guys I just saw ted Cruz in my room it ran away when I turned on the light
I need to buy rat poison now ;(
Can I get some (you)s to help my ptsd?
>>73249822
>DO NOT WATCH
>unless you want to rage.
This is a pretty good rule of thumb for any Maher show.
>>73249815
not bad, not bad atall
>>73248363
this is honestly the funniest shit I've ever seen, gj on that blink 1488 video
>>73249815
I approve this message
>>73249686
Bill Kristol approves this message. WE THE PEOPLE does not approve it.
>>73249648
why even live
>>73249815
pretty funny lad
>>73248803
Stroke softly, stroke chan!
Keep On Rolling
>>73249423
>tfw there are no kind anons around
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/05/paul-ryan-allies-donald-trump-222919#ixzz47vTEfXdX
Cuck Ryan doesn't have many 'friends' left.
>>73249690
Mahr is a progressive Jew who only calls himself a "Libertarian" so he can talk shit with less criticism
>>73249891
Wouldn't it be easier to just use the video of her barking to make this gif?
>>73248249
>>73249822
>if she was given a chance to speak
This faggot likes to surround the table with liberals so the single conservative never stands a chance. It's pathetic
Anyone have that pic with hillary trying to fit in with the "kids"
>>73249815
10/10
>>73249822
The first minute is worth watching, but shut it off immediately after that.
>>73249324
trump has a point here. the only reason they all signed this pledge was because of trump. now some of these fucks appear to be going back on their pledge.
kek. even though im pretty sure trump would shred his pledge instantly and say he was allowed to because of the 'rigged system'. trump getting in is proof this shit isnt rigged though imo. honestly i feel a lot better about politics.
>>73249932
But do they actually come out and vote?
And how many are uncucked like this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxGYWVArs3A
>>73249916
Just stay vigilant, it really creeps up on you
>>73249769
you had me until Australian philosophers
oc coming in
>>73248684
Even Maher shits on them sometimes when he gets sick of their SJW gasps and hesitant uncertain "what is the PC response to that?" pause-applauses
>>73250018
it's not the same man, it's not the same
>>73249921
>Clackamas
lost my virginity in Clackamas
>>73250028
It's amazing how long that's persisted. I was in that raid with the guy.
>>73250073
Have you seen the kind of governments they elect south of the border?
California used to be a red state before the Mexican hordes came over
>>73250083
The last three times I've been about to run out of beer I said "nah I shouldn't this time" and then bought it anyways.
I'm at 4 tallboys a night, regularly. I have to cut this shit out.
>>73248080
>just out of working
>catching up on today's rallies
>Trump accuses Bernie of copying his statements about the 'rigged system'
Wasn't Bernie talking about the rigged system first? That would be pretty funny if Trump accused him of copying his talking points after the fact.
>>73250203
Thanks anon
>>73248075
>>73248080
>>73248301
??? I don't understand ITS RUBIO?
>>73250154
The ride never ends.
>>73250153
I'll never forget, anon
>>73248194
I fucking love the taco bowl thing.
>retards believe Trump hates Hispanics
>Crooked Hillary constantly talking about Trump supposedly hating Hispanics
Remember: Crooked Hillary's campaign tweets in Spanish CONSTANTLY. And she had a fucking mariachi band up on stage at one of her rallies.
>Trump eats taco bowl, says he makes the best tacos and he loves Hispanics
thistriggersthe.sjw
>everyone loses their shit
>his tweet blows up all over the media but nobody can legitimately criticize him
>SJWs can’t cry muh cultural appropriation as Hillary does it blatantly 24/7
His tweet is controversial for literally no reason.
>Crooked Hillary declares Trump a hypocrite for saying he loves Hispanics and saying he'll deport them all
>he baited the media into plastering him saying "I love Hispanics!" literally everywhere
>he baited Hillary into publicly declaring all hispanics=illegals
>he mocks The Hungry Caterpillar by literally tweeting himself eat a taco
>he mocks Crooked Hillary's tweeting in Spanish and gets her to advertise it on her own fucking feed
mfw his likes/followers skyrocketed overnight
mfw people associate Trump with “I love Hispanics!”
mfw he did all this in a matter of hours, for free, with a single image of him eating a taco
>>73250072
The pledge of anyone in the Bush Crime Family
never meant a thing.
Now we'll see if the others have any honor.
>>73250012
Ryan isn't actually NeverTrump. He's looking for some sweet benefits and perks in exchange for his endorsements which he sees as super valuable.
Trump didn't take the bait so easily, and instead threw back bait at Ryan, making ryan think he's really important, and Trump will be able to play him like a fiddle. This is all part of the art of the deal.
To the media, it will look like Trump finally winning over the GOP. To Ryan and #NeverTrumpers, he'll be fooled into thinking that he got exactly what he wanted out of the deal. To Trump, he would have put them on a leash for life.
>>73249052
Shoop trump into that pic
>yfw when some limey brit makes more sense re: mexican flags than any of these faggot us talking heads
>>73250155
Fox, Peña Nieto etc. they´re like Bush republicans
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09x0skMOM3l
Did trump stump himself with these offensive native american comments?
>>73250233
No problem, Leaf.
>>73249739
Let em do it. I don't give a fuck. I've gone in women's restrooms in the South, I'm from Southern Virginia. I look like a girl, never had an issue. Even was witness to someone screaming at a tranny once.
>>73249759
>>73249776
no that's fucking degenerate
I'm Trump.
Thank you, /pol/, we did it!
Let's make America great again!
>>73250398
im trump
>>73250143
Maher made his name on Politically Incorrect and he doesnt stray too far from that, albeit he is a faggot lefty.
>>73250292
He is a fucking genius. It's so bizzarre that it's hard to believe he would know all these things would unfold the way they do, but time and time again, every "mistake" moves him ahead in the game and puts his opponents behind.
>>73250338
raid postponed
>>73250292
Not to mention the pix of his ex wife in a bikini, and the literally crooked photo of Hillary in a MAGA hat. He planned everything.
>>73249571
>cat pulled out stitches and needs to go to vet asap when they open
>missed Trump speech entirely re-wrapping her
shitty night
>>73250313
What the fuck did you just try to say?
You have to go back, Pablo.
>>73249324
>powerful Jeb!
>>73250292
Made this an image. MAGA hard, anon.
>>73250478
Think I might shoop some MAGA shit on this
>>73250349
How were they offensive?
Give me the taco bowl, Donald
>>73250349
What offensive comments? I didn't hear anything like that.
>>73250530
this british guy on o'reilly was saying that americans should be pissed about protesters waving spic flags
Do you guys ever read based Scott Adams blog? He's the creator of Dilbert and an expert in persuasion.
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/143944074406/a-few-observations-on-clinton-trump-persuasion
>>73250507
Hey Danebro
>>73248694
>Live in Eugene for 10 years
>Move to Portland for 2 years
>Move to Vancouver BC for 4 years
>tfw I missed a Trump rally with my high school bros in my home town
Feels really fucking bad man.
>>73250562
Please do.
>>73250575
>Replying to shit like that
>>73250591
T-taco bowl!
>captcha: select all the food
>>73250646
hello yanker, where is the awoo fuck?
>>73250349
Shut up
>>73250539
Why are niggers always so angry?
>>73250498
It does seem almost unreal. People really will be studying this campaign for decades to come.
>>73250622
Whoa whoa whoa.
This is highly problematic and needs to be censored for the public's own good.
>>73248503
When Shillary began her campaign she was all but uncontested
Instead of bothering to campaign or make a big deal about it she was just flying on her plane or something and officially declared herself in as though it were just a technicality
I knew right then that she would fucking lose the general, because starting your campaign like that is just lazy and pompous and it meant she was never going to take any Republican seriously
Even when he's won Trump keeps stumping despite not having to because he's a real campaigner and it makes him look genuine as though he still has actively campaigning opponents. Trump will win because he'll be in overdrive this fall while Hillary will be just trying to not have a stroke.
>>73250700
Not in this current year.
>>73250728
They remember they wuz kangz n shiet
>>73248694
Milwaukie reporting.
In big Vancouver for dive grass.
>>73250292
The man is a genius
>>73249571
Just woke up from being jetlagged af
>ive been a belgian poater for the past two weeks hehe
>>73250639
Yes nigger we read your blog
>>73250557
s-senpai noticed me!
>>73250815
>>73250815
>>73250815
>>73250815
>>73250815
>>73250815
BRAND NEW BRAND NEW
>>73250607
Same here. I'm more Injun than Goofy Elizabeth Warren and I heard nothing.
I think it's just the SJW brainwashing. They'll find
something to be "offended" aboit no matter what.
Holy shit, just checked Trump's twitter. The mans on a fucking rampage.
>>73250679
I want to hopefully teach anons like that the error of their ways, assuming they are being sincere.
>>73250874
They're talking about the twitter posts.
>>73250591
>Eating Taco Bell
>Scrolling down thread.
>see this post.
I almost chocked.
And they say Germans have no humor.
feel bad for ann. she's always in hostile territory and all the liberals gang up on her and pretend like she's some sort of nitwit when she's the only one that studies this shit for a living.
kek. was nice when the libertarian guy tried to say the mexican economy was better than the US's and maher said, "then move there."
>>73250941
Meh, no sense of humor, these SJWs.
>>73250518
Starts at around 21 minutes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0A9I4xG6Vc
>>73250072
It was 100% rigged you retard, rigged doesn't mean "you won but we're giving your delegates to someone else lol" it means "haha why are you complaining just because of these rules which happen to benefit us?"
The system is designed to benefit insiders since insiders are usually the ones with the most votes in the first couple of states and it snowballs from there. Trump just happened to have more support and their own crooked rules worked against them.
/pol/ will need to meme like it never memed before in order to defeat the DNC Hollywood Super PAC
Every sitcom and talk show will be shitting on Trump and making Hillary out to be competent.
There are millions of Americans who will vote for whoever Kardashian tier celebrities say to vote for
>>73250925
They're being sincere in their own way, but you aren't going to convince a shill of anything.
>>73250367
you seem like a pretty good person.
what do you think of the lefties pandering to you?
>>73251040
I guess Maher's strategy is to look like just slightly less of a cunt than the faggots he has on his show.
>>73251040
She's pretty tough, she has literally been fighting these faggots for decades. She knows every play in their book
>>73249008
>I just can't support Trump
>lifelong conservative
Now I know your full of shit.
So IF you could vote you would vote for hillary. Even if I wasn't a trump fan I would still vote for him over a democrat running as a democrat not even considering it's fucking Hillary this time. I would vote for a fucking DOG if it had and R by it's name this election if I had to in order to keep her out.
>>73250639
>too much of a pussy to support trump
>writes a blog about him every week
>makes sure everyone knows he's not supporting trump
yea he's a faggot. he already got it wrong after the david duke shit.
>>73249932
I hope you're talking about amnesty
And no, republicans will still be theoretically able to win during the next 20 years even with amnesty since mexicans are lazy about getting citizenship, it's just that their policies sans Trump are so awful they appeal to no one sane
>>73250100
WEW LAD
>>73250169
>full-auto ARs and pineapple grenades available in stores without NFA shenanigans
Is this supposed to be scary? It looks like an awesome future.
>>73249568
Whitest state, guns, weed, libertatian, cold and taxes keep undesirable out
>>73249686
Reality its the exact opposite of what you're claiming. Cruz voted for amnesty. He is behind the demographic push that's about to ensure Democrat rule forever. Just look at his wife, she was a member of the CFR and brainstormed how to erase the borders.
It's really hard to believe the gall of these Cruzcucks. They think they're the most informed while simultaneously being the least.
>>73250292
Forgot
>Taunts Yeb! with no guac
