ITT tweets that win elections
>>73231983
Based as fuck desu.
>>73231983
kek
Trump is a fucking Alpha+. He is a leader and could be the next Adolf in terms of rallying up the male youth into making America the greatest nation again.
>Deny it and isolate the Sanders camp more
>Don't deny it and hurt your relations with the blue-collars more
>>73232364
My ribs have been hurting all day because of this tweet.
>>73232619
The best thing is that it appears racist and sarcastic but it isn't. That's just the way Trump wrote the tweet. Trump won't backpedal and delete it though. Trump isn't actually racist and liberals have already failed trying to tear tweets like that apart.
>>73231983
This jackass can't win the electoral college.
>>73231983
Trump's shitposts are the best.
I supported Hillary until I read that.
>>73232619
My favorite is the fact that he hasn't eaten any of it yet, so he could have just thrown the bowl in the garbage right after this picture.
>>73233179
She's a fraud on multiple counts.
>>73232364
Such glorious b8. Trump is truly the Emperor of memes.
>>73233200
I see more people hate hipster actor Donal Logue.
>>73233393
wew, I forgot about this one, Jesus, Don
>>73233393
Why is this not considered brave? Why instead are feminist, trannies, and gays considered brave when the mainstream PC culture is on their side?
>>73233934
>it makes you hungry
he's right
>>73231983
Democrat here: he is right.
>>73235113
fag
>>73231983
This. Well, all of the white ones, anyway.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clGuYPcim-g
>Trump was never /pol/ but /tv/ the whole time
This explains meme magic much more
>>73235113
>Democrat here
>>73235554
Sick trips.
>>73235113
>shekelstein alphabet name
Subtle
>>73236016
>]
whow
>>73235749
is this bait
>>73233393
godly
>>73233273
I was saying that to a guy in work today. Everything about it is funny. The Hillary picture on the floor, the ex in a bikini, the smile, the fact that he doesn't eat that spic shit, the fact that it's not even on the menu, the fact that cinco de mayo is a Mexican celebration but he said he loves Hispanics, the golf trophies, the half thump up gesture, the fact that it took over the Zeitgeist for a whole day and nobody can really ever use it against him in any meaningful way.
It's hyper-dimensional meme bantz and I am fully in awe.
>>73233393
Holy fucking shit, even her ancestors will feel this one. Don is the master of bantz.
>>73231983
don't you forget that twitter literally shadowbans tweets they don't agree with and already did it to Trump once.
>>73233393
suddenly pure butthurt on the huffpost front page makes more sense
>>73233200
>Fuck Donq!
Being a spic myself, this is embarrassing.
>>73236732
Holy shit, my mind is fucking blown right now.
>>73236016
>dating young supermodels is bad
I mean... I just don't even know
Jokes are A okay.
>>73231983
>>73236016
man is brilliant
that tweet is called "flipping the narrative"
He's also exploiting the fundamental contradiction in current government: it doesn't have American citizens' interests at heart.
#americafirst
>>73232364
if only he were wearing a sombrero
>>73236016
Lol fuck
>>73237314
are you retarded, sombrero are a mexican thing, doesn't apply to all hispanics. this one is just racist enough subtly.
>>73232364
>>73232619
>>73233036
I literally don't understand it at all.
To me it's not funny, and not anything. It's just a basic holiday picture. Like Apple Pie on the 4th of July.
>>73236866
Every Trump article ends with this disclaimer:
>Editor’s note: Donald Trump regularly incites political violence and is a serial liar, rampant xenophobe, racist, misogynist and birther who has repeatedly pledged to ban all Muslims — 1.6 billion members of an entire religion — from entering the U.S.
Ariana even confirmed that if Trump were elected, they would continue writing about Trump the same way they are now. It's fucking hilarious! The CuckingtonPost is beyond triggered. I bet Ariana sometimes gets turned on by Donald's alphaness.
What a time to be alive.
>>73237448
>tfw most of the kids in dental school ONLY read huffington post for news
Donald Trump is a troll
>>73237448
cuckpost is just drudge for idiot lefties. The only difference is drudge doesn't usually write their own shit, just posts headlines. Huffpost hosts their own stuff that they steal from the times and wapo and just make it even more leftist.
>>73237708
at this point trump is an aussie poster on twitter
doing it because he knows it makes people mad
no wonder (most of) 4chan worships him
>>73237448
Here's a good one I saw. I stopped reading at "xenophobic" see if you can get any further guys.
>>73236732
I knew Trump was good at this, but son of a bitch...
>>73237671
>>73237708
is this real? if so you're looking at the next pres
>>73237439
Its the perfect media bait
>celebrating Cinco de Mayo just for the stereotypes (eg. Taco)
>tfw you just realized Trump has shitposted on Twitter for literally years
I can't stop laughing at this stuff. He's an absolute master of bantz.
>>73237439
that's the thing. It's completely innocuous to anyone sane, but liberals who hate trump try their best to nitpick at everything he says.
Then the sane people like you see how the media is "trashing" him for it, then slowly get red-pilled about how the media isn't so objective after all
>>73237933
I wish cuck wasn't an overused buzzword, because so many earn it and so few deserve it all at once.
That guy earned it.
>>73231983
>>73238175
it makes sense holy shit
we love his tweets because we surround ourselves in bantz 24/7
>the bantz is powerful bait to the uninitiated
>but we are initiated aren't we anon?
>>73238019
>is this real?
Yeah, actually he also said something about how both Megadeath and Metallica are awful.
>>73231983
Genius
>>73238507
Blasphemy! How is Metallica horrible?
>>73237933
The moral of the story is that education is overrated, liberal trash and you should never make a photo of your wife's son your profile pic.
>>73236732
Don't forget the belated mockery of Kasich inherent in Trump posting him eating after using it to oust Kasich.
Fucking madman
>>73233283
This bitch is the SJW final form desu.
>>73238679
Ahahahahaha
>>73233934
LMFAO
>>73238649
Somebody say "eating?"
>>73237933
I had an aversion to Trump when he first entered the race but what brought me over was the fact that absolutely everyone was saying outright lies about him. Donald is exactly what this county needs.
>>73236732
the next president of the united states is going to be a 4chan-tier shitposter
godspeed america, godspeed
>>73237224
Trump/Tequila 2016
>>73238606
Are you serious? Metalica and Megadeath is horrible indeed. Only degenerates like Metal Rock
>>73233061
You keep saying this like it will become the truth some day.
>>73238261
>I wish cuck wasn't an overused buzzword
It's only overused because there are so god damn many people it describes today.
>>73238507
Megadeth is pretty good, but Metallica is overrated. Damn, share the tweet tho.
>>73233179
>goofy
kek
>>73234054
Because we are brave when we voice the truth... And cowards attack us for it. It is the way of nature.
>>73238507
>Metallica
wtf I hate trump now whelp I guess you can say I #shill4hill now
>>73238920
>Still no argument
>into the oven it goes
>>73238507
oh damn, I was on the fence about Trump, but now he has my vote
>>73238859
we knew this day would come
when 4chan would meme a man into presidency and the chins of 4 would rule the free world
what a time to be alive
>>73238825
liddle bites, baron. Liddle bites
>>73233934
Lol he had to remind people he was talking about coke the soda and not coke the drug.
>>73238507
BLASHPHEMY@
THE DETH IS PURE
Words fail to describe how much I love Donald Trump
>>73238967
Megadeth fucking sucks but anyone who talks shit about pre-black album Metallica is a genuine prickhead.
Lets make this meme happen guys! Ron Paul for Trumps Secretary of State!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1RG10gZ_toU
....
>>73237243
Hello Scott.
Trump Jebposting like a madman
>>73231983
Because apparently, voters are fucking stupid, and a candidate saying "I don't understand science" is how he wins elections
>>73239449
i was there when he shared that
....it was... glorious
>>73238825
BARRON, DON'T LOOK
>>73239531
>hurr durr im such a retard for global warming that i base my vote on who supports it more
>>73233200
I am now a #trumptrooper
>>73238856
Me too. I was naive and idiotic when I was in opposition of him, because I hadn't looked into it enough. I just decided that he was bad as per Facebook post or belittling news headline. Once I decided to further look into his policies and his beliefs, I gained so much more faith in him. In doing this, it also took me back and shined a huge light on how pathetic the demographic that opposes him is.
>>73239548
>This is real
I can't stop laughing.
>>73238920
>only degenerates like metal rock
>metal rock
If you don't know what you're talking about, don't argue about it. You look like a libcuck
>>73238606
>>73238967
>>73239276
>>73239305
>>73239395
>>73236016
Kekt and rekt
>>73237671
I love this man
>>73238507
Can't argue that. Thrash was the shittiest sub genre.
>>73239387
Cocaine does make me hungry. I'm the only person besides Steven Seagal who got fat on coke.
>>73238679
This one is the greatest
>>73239531
It's probably what most Europeans will find extremly alienating about him. Only the left will hate the "xenophobic, biggot, blabla" but denying global warming will get him dislike by almost anybody. Although people start to get skeptical more and more since the ecological institutes are rigging the polls and numbers so much, and they even lie openly sometimes.
>>73233393
absolute fucking MADMAN
>>73239860
I'm still voting for him ofc but REEEEEEEEEEEEE
my life can be divided into the time before Trump and after Trump
>>73238920
Why don't you just finish listening to your Peter Gabriel album and leave the shit posting to men?
Also, if you want to see his older tweets, go to on twitter, click the search bar and type in
from:realDonaldTrump since:20XX-01-01 until:20XX-12-30
or something like that
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/591963149634543616
>>73239548
one of my faves
>>73240047
Euros care about global warming and not the threat of Africans breeding 10 kids per woman. Doesnt matter what we do when there will be 15 billion Africans.
>>73239860
Disgusting post. So he only listens to Bar Mitzvah music and old beatles songs now which even hius mother would find uncool?
>>73239675
>hurr durr im such a retard in general that my candidate lacking any understanding of science doesn't affect my opinion of him at all
>>73240047
It's bad enough to have a bad policy regarding global warming, but to just outright deny it even exists? That points to serious problems with his intelligence
>>73236732
where's the hill pic?
>>73239548
the fucking mad man
This one got super popular for some reason
It had hundreds of girls retweeting with pics of them and their diet coke to prove him wrong
>>73237962
>>73236732
>>73238859
there is still room for you guys over here before America becomes great again. GET IN NOW
>>73240324
>hurr durr you think global warming is a hoax, you must be uneducated and not understand any science
>being this retarded
>>73237933
He wasn't called a loser for being a POW. Trump said he didn't praise people who got captured, which I sort of agree with.
To maim what Patton said, would you rather praise the guy who died in a war or the guy who killed a lot of the enemy?
>>73240272
Well...yeah...but I guess the Pope and Murkel do care.. Just not in a way we like, you know.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jan/16/pope-francis-catholic-church-contraception
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-05-06/pope-attacks-selfish-eu-immigration-policies-as-merkel-listens
Literally destroying civilization a second fucking time. These goddamn motherfuckers.
>>73240268
How can one man be so disrespectful?
>>73240421
>It had hundreds of girls retweeting with pics of them and their diet coke to prove him wrong
NIMBLE
NAVIGATOR
>>73240502
lmao
>>73240047
Any political parties that care about the people of their own country are automatically labeled as far right. It's so fucked up
>>73233393
It's tweets like these that make me so fucking nervous for this election. America has the chance to make this absolute alpha, hilarious, rich, talented, BANTZMASTER into the highest elected office in the land/world.
You people don't understand. This NEEDS to happen. Trump simply NEEDS to be the American president. The world needs this. Please. Please let this happen America. Please do everything you can.
>>73240421
then after they took the pic, started eating the Mcdicks they bout with the coke
>>73238859
Not 4chan-tier, AUSTRALIAN 4chan-tier.
>>73240502
>speaks mexican
the bait is too much
>>73239548
One of the best ever.
>>73240047
He's not wrong, though.
>>73239411
holy fucking kek
>>73238261
>>73238940
No, it's overused because edgy teenagers think that calling somebody a "cuck" instantly makes them one of the cool kids now.
But really it means that you're a pathetic loser who thinks using 4chan memes is a ticket to the cool kids' table
>>73239411
I was thinking about it. If you could pick ONE person to chill and have a beer and meal with, who would it be? You can pick anyone. You canadafags might want Trudeau or Sidney Crosby or Ovechkin or someone, Queen of England, but I'd unironically pick Donald Trump. He's an enigma, a literal transcendent being among us on earth. It'd be amazing to just pick his brain
>>73240479
Unfortunately I can't get into America at the time, sorry. I guess, you prefer illegal Mexicans. But why would I be surprised with a guy like Obongo who wants to legalize them all. Pretty much like Murkel.
>>73236016
>LOL u only date supermodels u fag
>>73232619
Seriously. Funniest shit ever.
If he keeps up this level of shitposting throughout the general and his presidency, my sides will be obliterated.
>>73236016
d-donlad, h-have you ever dated a women that wasn't a young super-model?
w-what a loser, Don!
>who are these people?
>>73240845
>being this cucked
>>73238679
>>73240301
Why are even rightwing Germans cucks?
>>73240301
Trump listens to quality rock only, not your metal trash.
http://www.theguardian.com/music/2016/may/04/rolling-stones-donald-trump-songs-campaign-events
>>73238019
>is this real? if so you're looking at the next pres
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/267286471172562944
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/326970029461614594
Reminder that Trump called out Jon Stewart WAAAYY before Le Drumpf meme started
>>73240864
I'd let you in senpai. I like the germans I've met.
Trump will let you in too. as long as youre not a turkroach transplant.
This is so much fun.
>donald says he owes his success in part to sleeping only four hours a night
>mfw I need like 9, consistently, for at least a couple of weeks straight or else I start to feel totally drained every day
...fuck...
>>73240649
We haven't seen leadership potential like this since WW2.
>>73240593
All of this will fortunately end once we've become a part of the glorious caliphate! Then we will unite with our brothers in the world! TAKBIR!
>>73240863
But Donald doesn't drink
>>73241032
Anyone have the Trump / Clinton "How many levels of irony are you on?" edit?
>>73241135
fug. True. We'd just chill and watch a movie or something then.
>>73240501
>hurr durr you think science is a hoax, you must be uneducated and not understand science
yes, yes that is correct
>>73240935
well memed, my friend. When you go to school on Monday, hold your head up high knowing that YOU are cool AF
>>73237439
>Liberals think trump hates mexicans
>Trump posts pic of him celebrating Cinco
>Says the best tacos are made in Trump Tower
>Liberals flip and blow this tweet up
>Trump Tower advertised all across the world without a penny spent
>>73238507
15 year old me is greatly offended
Good thing I grew up
>>73240786
I think you have NO idea how a tweet like that would be seen in Europe. In ALL of Europe. But as always, I know, you don't give a fuck. Because why? Because America, that's why!
>>73241032
>stupid ass
>mfw i just came
>>73241032
I'm fucking crying.
>>73241032
>Stupid Ass
>>73238375
>google it
>it's a fucking stupid SA joke
please stop
>>73241105
It sucks. My mental ability drops off a cliff after a couple nights of less than 6 hours of sleep. I really need 7-8 to consistently perform.
>>73239860
God this makes me so happy.
>>73241004
>rolling stones
>better than metallica
L O W E N E R G Y
>>73241171
better get rid of all those cows and volcanoes
>>73240047
Global Warming isnt man made.
>>73241135
...like a Muslim
>>73233273
>throwing away a perfectly good taco salad
Guess it's time to become Clintoris
>>73241171
have you actually looked at the data or do you just parrot le 97% meme for good goy points with your liberal friends?
>>73241236
Sorry friend but we've got to put America first now. We don't care about your feelings.
Not a tweet but this is my favorite Trump quote in the world. Like it's just the perfect picture of how populist he is, it's like he's exactly like us. The only difference is money, he's such a powerful person and a great businessman but he's not scheming like Jews. He has such a "Honey we won the lottery" vibe and I love it. He's just so human.
>>73241032
He truly gives no fucks. Amazing.
>>73241236
>I think you have NO idea how a tweet like that would be seen in Europe. In ALL of Europe.
Yes we know, we have a president who says Global Warming is the number 1 concern of the world.
Don't worry though Ahmed, no one will give a shit about global warming over here soon enough.
>>73240649
Oh Jesus! HHAHA! Great post! Well memed, my friend!
ITS HIM
ITS THE DONALD
>>73240047
it's not a real problem facing Europeans today, you stupid fucking kraut
it's the same thing as 'overpopulation'
>>73241017
Not at all. Blond, green eyed, /fit/ surrounded by the German caliphate and antifa. It's crazy here. Gotta do a video like in London.
>>73241329
LOL
>>73241225
Its all a ruse. Thats all it ever was
>>73241105
I went through high school and college on 4 hours and I continue to do so
>>73241392
>t. somebody who has no fucking clue what he's talking about
>>73241382
Cows are a problem, yes. Not one of the biggest, but still a problem. They're more of a problem from a land+water use concern than GW though
Changes in volcanic activity can cause temperature change and have in the past. But it's mostly cooling from SO2. Volcanos are not the cause of the current warming.
Have you ever considered doing research instead of shitposting?
>>73231983
>>73241485
holy shit I'm fucking dead I wasn't ready
>>73241236
Because he's right, you fucking cuck.
"Muh global warming is the biggest threat to mankind!" is a fucking hoax. Even Trump has said he believes some of it is man made, but that it's not as big of a deal as people have made it out to be.
>>73239548
I'm laughing so fucking hard just reading this shit
>>73241642
I don't get this graph, it seems Europe is doing alright with their current population. Why import Africans when they can just fuck?
>>73241476
Yes, I have. Unlike you I am scientifically literate and have researched this. On the other hand I am 100% confident you have never done shit for actual research on this. By "actual research," reading BS conservative blogs doesn't count, sorry
>>73241683
good. soon as we make America great again you can come over and leave the sandniggers behind. Bring lots of schneider weisse
if the Greenhouse gases stop the thermal radiation from leaving, wouldnt it also stop more from coming in? They act like its a one way street.
>>73240863
I'd choose to have a beer with your mom, desu senpai.
Jesus fuck, I had no idea Trump was such a solid Australium bantzgod even back then. I love him all the more now.
>>73241749
Post definitive proof that it is real, that isnt disputed by a lot of scientists, and i'll believe you. The reality is a lot of scientists get funding by saying that its real, why would they say its not real and lose funding?
>>73241478
>>73241543
Yeah. Like, it's totally *my feelings* for global warming and shite. This will get...very interesting...
There's one thing Obama said in regards to Trump's presidency and the republican which is true: and that was holocaust, I mean global warming denial.
>>73240863
>tfw you will never ride in Trump's plane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF1JDNOLaYg
>>73241910
No. Light is in visible wavelength when it enters, and goes through GHGs. When it hits the surface it loses energy and moves to infrared wavelength, which gets absorbed by GHGs.
Glass works the same way, that's why your car gets hot when you park it in the sun
>>73241032
>you stupid ass
Holy fuck this is amazing
>>73242037
Maybe not, but you can be batman to a little kid
>mfw Trump is Bruce Wanye
>shitpost hard on twitter
>get a bunch of followers
>???
I love Twitter
>>73241236
Why should we care about people who aren't eligible to vote achmed?
>>73237439
It's meticulously crafted to make annoying liberals bring it up and make them look petty and obnoxious to the average centrist/moderate. It makes the whole election look like a circus, which makes the clown look like the expert in comparison.
>>73241880
the point of the graph is to shut up dumbfucks who seriously believe that "overpopulation" is a problem facing the world today
("I'm not having kids because the world is overpopulated...")
Overpopulation is a NIGGER problem
>>73241105
I'm not very high energy, but I get by just fine on five.>>73241121
>>73241032
Lord Sugar was the one who did the UK version of The Apprentice
Trump and Sugar have fucking hated each other for years now
>>73231983
Crooked Hillary
I fucking love this nickname.
some more random shitposting while i relax
>>73241485
I can't handle this thread
I am laughing too much
Please America, make him King
kek
>>73242059
>some of the solar radiation is reflected by the atmosphere
Yeah, and if theres more atmosphere, more gets reflected. If anything, the greenhouse gas effect would give us an ice age, not a global warmth.
>>73242183
Because of US-EU relations n shite. But maybe you will just switch more to the Pacific then, the Chinks won't mind the global warming hoax (for whose interests it was allegedly made up [according to Trump]), I am certain.
>>73242412
It's a shame Rmoney choked.
how can i find other /pol/locks on twitter?
I love how hard he BTFOs Environmentalists
>>73241032
Alan Sugar is the host of The Apprentice here.
>>73241910
Underrated
>>73242426
Carbon dioxide is an insulator you dumb fuck
>>73232364
Most people here are conservative, social democrat, or orthodox-socialist, and absolutely hate Hitler. He and his gang took the power with violence, not popularity. Trump is nothing like him.
For people so ignorant about history, you Americans sure like running your mouths about politics.
>>73231983
>Crooked Hillary
>MFW this name will stick to her in national headlines 24/7, and she will be forever marred.
>>73232364
>dat shit eating grin
>>73242815
Who's this fluid druid?
>>73242725
It's obvious he's not nearly as good as the original.
>the insulation of my home doesnt stop the heat from coming in, Only out
Look who is the real fucknugget.
SHOTS FIRED
>>73240345
I thought the pic on the floor behind him was an old Hillary pic. On closer inspection I don't think it is but I can't source it.
Some of the people I find heckling under his tweets are ridiculous
>>73233179
Let's get a campaign going to claim that Elizabeth Warren is culturally-appropriating Native Americans.
Get the left to destroy each-other from the inside.
>>73242133
p. fucking embarrasing desu m8
>>73242426
>I didnt read the post I replied to
>>73238233
>>73242234
These. Trump just showed America that all you need to do is post a picture with a fucking taco salad to send these pearl-clutching Lefties into a pontificating frenzy.
He's giving his opponents every last opportunity to reveal themselves as the snide, haughty, useless intelligentsia that they really are. It's brilliant.
>>73237671
Literally funposting
>>73241749
I mean, I astill don't see how this proves this is the reason
the earth is so bigm the surface is only 1%
>>73243271
tfw the trayvon martin type stuff has died down so there's nothing to troll anyone about
even this trump stuff isn't easy because virtually everyone is just posting canned shitposts on all sides
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1773561338
kek
>>73243153
Ivanka and Trump jr. As much younger Drumpflings.
>>73243311
I did you fucking mong, are you telling me that light wont reflect on an atom?
>>73243150
This can't be real, right?
>>73243012
I'll go easy on you, newfag.
Natalia Poklonskaya
>>73243246
distributist
at least her ancestors would be like "lol whyu politic"
>>73235630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9QtSHisdtA&ab_channel=JohnGreer
>>73243246
>buddhist punk
>>73243246
>libertarian socialist
>>73242725
>Trump's brand is worth tens of billions and has only increased in worth over time
>Amstrad is with tens of millions and was bought out after it tanked
what a loser
>>73233393
massive balls of steel
>>73242973
Every fucking day I come home and he sits there with that face
>>73243682
>trump is physically bane posting
Not a tweet, but the best series of verbal destructions of all time against Rosie O'Donnell. this was pre-twitter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d32577Hom08
>>73243150
Son of a...I don't even, I can't...MAKE this guy your president! :DDDDD
I want to see his performance on Turkey, sheesh. I don't think roaches will survive that! An Atomic Bomb is nothing against this man!
>>73237933
>faithfully married
K so whats this have to do with his presidency?
>son of single mother
K a lot of people are, what does this have to do with his presidency?
>First black editor of Harvard Law review and a professor of constitutional law
Ok still this was before presidency.
>Unintelligent
He ruined foreign affairs over "muh feels"
>Immoral
Wont fight ISIS because of Assad, so lets them roam violently.
>Anti-American
Incites the American people against one another using race. America is divided so much I'm surprised there hasn't been a second Civil War.
>Trump
>Xenophobic
Wrong Trump isn't building a wall because he hates Mexicans, he hates law breakers who come here illegally and take jobs from our people. Also you want to take in more Syrian Refugees? They don't keep records on who they are, so when we take them, ISIS could just plant one in because they're using the refugees as camouflage. It sucks but its a reality.
>Misogynistic-calls women fat and ugly
>"Only Rosie O'Donnell"
>Loser for being a POW
No he was a loser for losing the presidential race against Obama.
>Trust Fund
Sure Million dollars is a million dollars but turning that into what he did, rare.
>>73243900
actually lol'd; here is your (you) (i've never done this because when i ctrl f for you it goes to them I'm retard)
