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>be Somalian government >make official website >htt
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>be Somalian government
>make official website
>http://www.somaligov.net/
>decide to put together a list of the countries of the world and their flags
>use the state of Georgia's flag for the country of
Georgia
>Coon islands
You can't make this shit up

Cont.
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>>73224492
HOLY KEK
it's basic html and half the images are missing
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>>73224492
plus they have panama listed three times
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>>73224492
>here's a list of countries that we've stolen goods from
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>>73224492
Aren't they the ones who speak literal ooga booga?
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>>73226954
yes
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>>73226491
Ha
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>>73227711
o cool triple dubs
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>>73224492
jesus christ
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>>73226491
you could be Poland
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FUck
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>>73227696
what the fuck
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Reminds me of this
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why is this website so shitty and they cant even get a .gov extension
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should i rewrite it?
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>>73224492
Wait, Somalia has a government now?
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>>73228334
>extension
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>>73224492
>>73226491
>>73228086
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFqYiKDwt0I

Niggers literally are monkeys.
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>>73228334
.gov is a top level domain only for US government sites.
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>>73228148
Try it out senpai
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>>73228840
didnt even know that
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>>73228444
Don't they have like four governments
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someone should hack this

>and politely correct all the mistakes
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>>73228925
keked
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>>73226491
well according to the constitution this is the correct flag
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>>73229141
It would probably be very simple. they don't even have a 404 message kek.

http://www.somaligov.net/WhatCouldGoWrong.php
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>all links link to the foreign countries main government page
>the austrian one links to http://www.migration.gv.at/en/

fucking niggers
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also didnt burma have another flag ? why do they use the old flag ? like here on /pol/ its the old flag too
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>>73228444
Yeah, since when?
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>>73229576
that's fucking hilarious
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>>73224492
not even the links located in the footer that lead to their own website work
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>>73228925
This actually used to work.

the SJWs at google took it down tho
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>>73229188
is that legit translation?
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>>73228925
>a clicking sound
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>>73230183
>>73230127
it works, try it.
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>>73228410
Yes fâm
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>>73230127
I just took that screenshot, it still works, I remember it being a little easier a few years ago though.
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>>73224492
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>>73227696
lmao
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>>73230809
Yeah, it is hard to get actual words because oog og could mean one thing but og oog is completely different. you just have to get lucky with it

>pic related
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http://www.somaligov.net/Support%20Us.html

>The Goovernment of the Democratic Republic of Somalia is bact into the global map and will re-shape its biliteranl, mulitileral and global diplomacy while providing up to date information and cooperation.
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hilarious. there are high school kids that could design better websites
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>>73228334
>>73228952
Like he said about .gov.

Most countries use *.gov.LocalTLD, so it's still kinda strange
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>>73231844
Kek, Somalilander here, they literally don't even control the capital. The Somaliposter here pretty much has to rely on tribalism to not get rekt
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somalibra still around?
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>>73233076
and for reference, here is our website lads
>http://somalilandgov.com/

Remember, this country is unrecognized and receives zero (0) international aid
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>>73233219
>Remember, this country is unrecognized
why though?
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>>73233432
Because the south will chimpout if more of the state keeps getting carved out

That's literally it, obongo and his kenyan goons would rather see somalia remain a shithole than actually develop
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>>73233691
fugg
poor niggers
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>>73233801
>>73233691
literally
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i czeched it
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>>73233432
its like western sahara , moroco and somalia dont recognise them and have good reason to so lot of other country say : yeah your right they dont deserve their own country
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>>73234075
>they don't deserve their own country
lmao lad, Somalia has failed in every way to maintain any internal sovereignty. desu, it would be better if Somaliland just annexed Somalia and ruled from the north.
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>>73234075
>somaliland
why is it presented as an independent cunt in this table then?
i declare myself the
KÖNIG VON DEUTSCHREICH 2.0
and nobody recognizes me but ill get mentioned in this table?
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>>73224492

Our feminist goverment are massimporting theese highly advanced human beeings.

Sweden will soon be a superpower.
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>>73234936
somali-tongue official swedish language when?
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>>73234936
Don't worry anon, my family are just as angry that Europe has such a massive open door policy. My mom straight up hates Sweden at this point because all of our people just ruin their futures and put their families in staggering debt just for the chance to survive a shitty boat ride. In some parts of Somaliland there is literally 90% unemployment because the actual adults just chew qhat while the young people just run off to Egypt or Libya. It's at the point where poorer Ethiopians actually migrate to Somaliland due to all the jobs nobody fucking does. Meanwhile everyone under the age of 40 has this dream of walking into Germany and getting all sorts of free shit, only to realize that they better have at least an extra 3 or 4 grand back home or Mr. Smuggler is gonna need to remove a kidney to get you across.
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>>73224492


If we want to explore the galaxy, we need it verry soon.

#BlackOverloards #HighlyInteligent #Humans
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>tfw clicked the sweden link
>that banner
http://www.government.se/
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>>73235895

Wtf are you talking about
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>>73235895
Qhat looks chill as hell though
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>>73224492
>http://www.somaligov.net/
The website itself looks like it has been made in 1996.
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>>73235895


Negro Detected
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>>>>>>>>SPAIN
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>>73233801
>german
>poor niggers
You cant make this shit up
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>>73224492
This picture startled me
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>>73233869
That Estonia flag looks pretty good actually
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Why do somali still think Serbia and Montenegro still exist as one?
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>>73230536
>translate from Danish
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>>73230536
I always knew that Danish sounded like chimp-speak with throat infection.
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>>73233219
>and for reference, here is our website lads
What our website? did I miss something?
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would be better off putting up a wordpress
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>>73228840
USA! USA! USA!
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>>73230536
holy fucking shit lmao
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ma dic bix nood kraka shid niga hol ub yuu bii sayn wii was kin gsan shiid hol iid
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I want to laugh, but I don't think I can.

There's just something really pitiful about a retard smart enough to TRY to do something right for once instead of shitting on everything, only to fail miserably because they're cursed by their genetics.

Reminds me of that time /pol/ found some Nigerian forums, and there was at least one poor bastard with enough self-awareness to realize whites invented and blessed them with almost everything while his own race hadn't achieved shit.
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>>73240215
WE WUZ KANGA
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>>73227696
WEW
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>>73224492
This made my day
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AFRICA GENERAL IS HERE:
>>73236391
>>73236391
>>73236391

Please do contribute.
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>>73234566
Because they're independent de facto
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>>73228086
They know what's up
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>Serbia and Montenegro
>aspect ratio

>mexican flag is an italian flag with the eagle on it
Why go to such lengths? Couldn't they just take a mexican flag?
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This is kind of sad. Is it just from there being no effort put into it or did somebody spend hours and hours putting this thing together?
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>>73233869
it looks like they literally copied and pasted from google images
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>If you are a donor or good wisher then please be noticed that The Goovernment of the Democratic Republic of Somalia is kindly pleased your contributory donation, which you can forward to the Directory of the Office of the Somali Governmental Communications and Contracts:-
>Gives two phone numbers and this http://www.president.somaligov.net/

Can we get some memes up in there?
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[email protected]
[email protected]
prof.badal@[email protected]
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>>73243724
>>73243881
I see opportunity.
Can /pol/ troll the president of Somalia directly?
He's a United Nations puppet IIRC.
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>>73240261
>Waxaan ahaa boqorradii iyo shire
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>>73224492
Well, at least they have qt pornstars
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