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>drunk vatnik has no money to pay taxes
>authorities confiscate pet cat worth 23$
Comrade Kot is now property of the state. Hail Putin, Rassha strong!
http://www.themoscowtimes.com/mobile/news/article/568230.html
>>73204574
Nyan nyet
>not enough money to pay taxes
>enough money to hold a cat
That picture is a Krautchan meme.
>>73204574
>DAD KOT IS HANGRY
>WE WILL BUY A NEW CAT
>>73204574
Comrade Kot will be taught to hunt down traitorous mice.
>>73204574
this is how russia save Kot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Nr31Lv6H8
>>73204574
Aww, poor кoт.
>>73204574
>Comrade Kot is now property of the state.
Medvedev gave a kot to our former president when her former cat died.
Which head of the state is going to get this kot?
>>73204574
>authorities confiscate pet cat worth 23$
>pet cat worth 23$
my fucking sides
I have to know - who did the financial estimate on that? How the fuck did they come up with $23 for a fucking cat? Like, what's the process in determining how much a cat is worth, what factors are involved?
>>73205662
If it's not a stray and belongs to some breed, I guess you can look up prices listed by breeders.
>>73205662
(avg amount of pests caught per day equal savings from foodstuffs damages and healthcare savings for treating diseases - cat maintenance cost per day) * expected life in days = net worth of a cat
MWAHAHAHA
Prepare to meet Tovarish Kot
He has been of expertly trained to find capitalist pigs
>>73205662
I think it comes from the highest price you can sell a generic kitten out of a box for on a sunny day in front of your house after your cat gets knocked up.
>>73204574
Why is this development so fucking funny
Confiscating a God damn cat
And he has a price not of 20 or 30 dollars,fucking $23
>>73205662
I don't know about you, but I wouldn't pay a wooden nickel for a cat, let alone $23.00.
>>73204666
>satan is a Russo-Japanese cat
Why am I not surprised?
>>73205239
cool trick
>>73205662
maybe that cat is a jew
>>73207080
>tfw paid about $200 on my dog
>>73205239
based russian meme man
