GET IT YET FAGGOTS?
He already has 90% of the wealth and he wants the other 10% as well
Americans will defend this.
Take something you've grown up with and love, and replace it with something guady, ugly, large, and shit?
>>73188843
I understand, but jesus and god can go fuck themselves.
>>73188843
What is this fucking Facebook?
Seriously? It's simple.
The girl has a teddy bear she likes, it's small, representing the amount of love that she has in her life. She cherishes it, no matter how small it is.
Jesus is holding, behind his back, a much larger teddy bear, brimming with love and affection. All he asks for in return is the girl's faith that he can give her something better in her life.
This is done by taking away the teddy bear she currently has but, little does she know, she will get much more love in return.
Was it really that hard to understand?
>>73188843
I assume he's hiding the big one to give her it if she accepts and gives him the small one. So the message is I can give you something better if you put your trust in me and hand me something small such as little time in church? Seemms like that's idea it's trying to get across
>>73188843
>god loves you unconditionally
>there are conditions for receiving the fruits of his love
why is god such an indecisive and autistic faggot?
>teach people to be selfless, happy with what little they have
>better bribe dat bitch for a bigger toy
STOP REPOSTING THIS STUPID FUCKING COMIC
>>73188843
Does it mean that Jesus was also into little girls?
He wants you to give up your earthly life in exchange for eternal life.
>>73190037
No from what I gather from Christian preists I assume he was into little boys
>>73189579
loving every laugh, autist
>>73189052
Edgy.
>>73190376
So little boys for Jesus, little girls for Muhammad? Theology is tricky.
>>73188843
A bigger teddy bear isn't necessarily the better teddy bear. She grew up with the one she has and she loves that one.
>90% of christians will take this literally and not understand what I'm trying to convey
pic unrelated
>>73190630
Not really lad. You got it right first try.
>>73189122
And yet look at how this thread is filled to the brim with people who don't understand the bears are metaphors lol
>>73188843
Yes I do. It's a picture representing capitalist christianity. Invest in Jesus and you'll get your investment and more. absolutely disgusting perversion of the christian faith.
>>73191017
Sure, it's convenient to say the bear is suddenly a metaphor when it's been shown that reality doesn't coincide with the Zombie-run Ursine Exchange.
>>73188843
Why doesn't he just show her the teddy bear and propose a trade?
>>73189122
Not hard to understand at all. The things is that every preachy Christ fag whips out these analogies, and its all well and good if you consider god(s) to be analogous figures for real world concepts. But unless you literally believe that there is an all powerful supernatural conciousness with a will of its own, that predetermines the fate of the entire universe (for which there is 0 real world evidence for) then you're an atheist. And no, a fantasy book written thousands of years ago by a bunch of jews does not count as evidence
>>73188843
Bribery?
>>73189021
It's the American way.
>>73188843
that Jesus wants to take away something significant to her with sentimental worth in return for something that looks flashy but holds no meaning or worth to her?
>>73188843
the large teddy bear is actually a bomb
Cant trust the jews
>>73189122
the large bear is actually terrorist
>>73189052
unreal edge right here
>>73188843
Fucking JEWS stealing candy from children, what more do I need to understand?
>>73188843
Don't enjoy life, hate it and wish to die for me, a Jew.
It's a subtle cartoon on the Catholic pedophile scandals
>>73189122
too bad this metaphor is used to excuse everything bad in the christfag's life
>lost all my money? that's okay, it's just a test
>gave up everything I loved? that's okay, I'll be rewarded
>dying with cancer with all my sons dead and my life wasted? that's fine, I was a godly man, I'm going to heaven
sadly religiosity is genetically based and the deeply religious simply cannot be fixed into unless they were predisposed to being fixed to begin with
>>73188999
fbpb and checked
>>73188843
Jesus is a pedophile?
>>73188843
Real love is base upon size.
>>73188843
Graven images
>>73188843
He took a bigger bear off another kid, and has a whole pile of bears at home? Amirite?
>>73188843
Jesus will steal both your bears?
>>73188843
It's just telling you to trust God and you will receive better things for doing so. At least that's what the artist was trying to convey.
I'm guessing atheistfags are the ones who couldn't understand the message.
>>73188843
He's already stolen one bear, now he's going to con this little girl out of hers.
Sickening.
>>73192332
You are a profoundly smart individual.
>>73188843
Speculate to accumulate
>>73188843
>>73188843
>90% of /pol/ will not understand what this comic is trying to convey
Dude, it is easy. Capitalism fucks even the smallest kid in the ass. Capitalism tries to condition even kids that "bigger is better" and "old stuff needs to be thrown away".
The kid represents an uncucked, uncapitalist society which desperately tries to hold on to what they love and cherish and Jesus represents the capitalist free market system trying to establish an eternal faith into the invisible free market hand and debt loaded spending habits.
P.S. to say it with the eternal Ludwig von Mises: "You are all a bunch of damn, rotten, socialists!"
Preaching the antichrist again?
Riddle me something, satan hates mankind and God loves them.
Therefore "God" forbids pic related among other incredibly tasty foods in the old testament, and in the new testament you're told to let people smack the fuck out of you and to sell your things and give it among people he told you already were most probably demons. Also to try and die a virgin, yes, having sex is bad.
Surely a loving guy wants to prevent you from actually having pleasure.
Jesus: I am god and am at every temple!
Prophecy of the antichrist: He will come and proclaim that he is god and set himself up in the temple.
>>73188843
Man I don't know what kind of retard you are to even think that is hard to understand.
Bernie Sanders 30 years ago, promising to a mexican girl that she will have a bear minimum wage if she fucks with him.
>>73188999
Kek.
>>73188843
Jew already has a teddybear, but he wants more and more.
>>73188843
Jesus is a pedo, yeah already knew that.
>>73189122
i could imagine jesus giving her the big teddy and then give her back her smaller teddy.
>>73189122
Go deeper. Swapping something small for something large is every girl's dream, cuck. Jesus is a black cock future, especially if this world is meaningless.
>>73189514
favour and love aren't the same thing.
>>73189122
Or OR...the little is happy, totally and fully and she LOVES that teddy with all her heart, yet Jesus thinks he knows better..He doesn't.He cants connect with the child and will never understand that Greed does not equal love...You are a cunt for wanting to destroy that little girl's very real very GOOD outlook on life. She is happy, and the Devil (jesus) is trying to tempt her.
Be manipulative.
You should withhold the truth from people you don't have faith in.
>>73188843
You make a small sacrifice compared to the reward he gives you
Reminds me of Pascal's wager, since the girl seems skeptical
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal%27s_Wager
Jesus faps to loli?
>>73188843
Hi, I fixed your image.
>>73193151
This.
>>73193898
Yep, Jesus of the bible is in fact the Devil.
>>73193898
fix your spelling
also explain the prophecy, im unfamiliar
>>73194013
2 Thessalonians 2:4
He will oppose and will exalt himself over everything that is called God or is worshiped, so that he sets himself up in God's temple, proclaiming himself to be God.
Jesus likes to play mind games with little kids.
>>73193309
This. Jesus understands that love comes in small packages too.
Too bad these filthy fucking whores don't.
>>73194081
Nice, didnt even take that into accont..For me it was the temptation that told me Jesus was Satan.
>>73192332
>Australia
>>73192670
>anime poster
>>73192332
>lost all my money? that's okay, it's just a test
if youre not actively putting in effort to turn your life around you are not a godly man. just giving up is so weak. jesus isnt weak. neither are we.
>gave up everything I loved? that's okay, I'll be rewarded
then whats the point of life. kill yourself then if you dont care anymore. if you keep on trying, then it counts for something. youll be doing something you enjoy even if you fail at it. never give up. have faith in yourself AND in god.
>dying with cancer with all my sons dead and my life wasted? that's fine, I was a godly man, I'm going to heaven.
this is actually a valid point cuz its cancer. theres nothing anyone of us could do about it short of finding a miracle cure. however while were alive i really hope each one of us finds the thing they are passionate about. i dont want for any of us to believe we wasted our lives on earth. that would be hell.
>>73191356
>But unless you literally believe that there is an all powerful supernatural conciousness with a will of its own, that predetermines the fate of the entire universe...then you're an atheist.
wew lad
>>73188843
Blahblah your imaginary friend will give you a teddy bear.
>>73188999
>>73188843
The bears represent lesbians.
>>73194182
It was obvious: Let yourself be smacked and give the other cheek, love those that want to fucking murder and torture you, bless them (and I warned you that they are demons), try dying a virgin, give away your money, God placed an organ that gives enormous buttsecs pleasure, but trust me, this is bad.
why doesnt jesus just give her both bears? what does he need the small one for?
He is trying to get her to grow up and love the big one instead of the small one.
>>73194641
Because you have to devote a part of yourself to him.
>>73194641
New image that is more self-explanatory.
>>73188843
Basically it means that Jesus is about to break little bear of this little girl with his huge bear while taking advantage of her trust.
>>73194817
Jesus isn't Satan wtf
>>73194817
>Jesus of the bible is in fact the Devil
What are you talking about? Bruh.
>>73194937
Yes..Yes he is...Jesus of the bible is the one known as the great deceiver..Its all right there in the book if you pay attention.
>>73195028
Ok Shlomo
>>73194937
Do a miracle in his name, try moving mt everest to australia so they can shitpost it.
>>73195094
>>73194817
Burn in hell you fucking faggot
>>73195138
Rage more, your very bible condemns jesus as the antichrist.
Threadly reminder that Jesus' dad was a cuck. God fucked his bitch and he raised his wife's son.
>>73194991
Are you blind not to read the prophecy and see if he goes and does exactly that?
>He will oppose
Notice how much blood has been shed to propagate this cancer.
>Will exalt himself over everything that is called God or is worshipped.
He said he was god and the only way to heaven.
>sets himself up in gods temple proclaiming himself to be god
Enter a church, look at where jesus is placed and if he is called god or not.
Prophecy accomplished without fault.
And obv. those commandments are not the commandments of God.
Why would God make all kinds of hornyness and lust and then go and forbid it?
Example: Love your enemies. You can't, you just can't love a guy that's been torturing you for 50 years and plans on doing so for an eternity. You don't feel it, you claim it and is untrue.
Sex? Feels pleasurable, good things are pleasurable, it's healthy, it gives babies -if with a fertile female-, it exercises you, only drawbacks can be taken rid of with a few precautions.
>>73192033
Looks like young Carl.
he wants her to do a leap of faith, discarding everything she had thus far, but when se does - all she had will be replaced with things far more magnificent
>>73194991
Ok, so. Let's start at the beginning. God and The devil have been in some sort of contest for souls, right? For God only knows how long Well for the LONGEST time the devil had been getting shit tier souls, rapists thieves murderers etc right? We'll along comes the Jews with a prophecy for a messiah right? So the devil seizes the prophecy (of which he cannot fulfil it all cuz he is the devil, not the least of which is that the messiah must be a direct descendant of David...Jesus is not) But that's Ok, the devil isn't actually trying to fulfil the prophecy and bring about peace, he is just trying to funnel souls AWAY from God. So he assumes the role of messiah in order to entice people to no longer give their souls to God, but to convince them they must first willingly give their souls to HIM in order to get to God, prior to "Jesus" As long as you were a good person, followed the Big ten and loved God, you got to be with God again, but now, you MUST willingly give your soul to someone OTHER than God...Or so you are told. Also, jesus Lied about his return stating that some of those standing before him would not die before his return or the second coming. but that is to be expected. But the big tip-off for me was the Temptation. ALL books in the bible have a witness, EXCEPT the temptation and revelations. So That means that Jesus had to come out of the desert and tell his disciples that he essentially told the devil their greatest enemy to fuck off. Why would he do that? If you say as a lesson on temptation it was hardly needed, They travelled with a whore ya know. Anyway, it's a common tactic of con artists to say or convince you that they are against something you too are against, it endears you more to them. Also, look at the world today "Christianity" is the largest religion yet the world is in shambles...If Christianity was from God and not the Devil it would have a much more positive impact don't you think?
>>73195093
Not Jewish
>>73194081
So how can he be the anti-Christ before the Christ
These aren't trick questions I'm honestly interested, I'm assuming you are Jewish?
>>73194817
that doesn't even make any sense faggot
>>73188843
>>73193898
>>73194817
Jesus wants her to destroy her meaningful material icon filled with memories and attachment so that he can smother her with a large stuffed bear so she can be with him forever and ever amen.
>>73196126
Why is he drinking a Belgian beer?
>>73195566
Is being this autistic not a health hazard? Are you getting welfare checks?
>>73196445
Oh fuck you're right, he is. Didn't even notice, I just used a random google search image of Jesus to make that pic.
>>73195944
>>73196070
>>73196126
The bible has been rewritten many times, hence the contradictions.
Haven't you noticed this?
>You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’
This was said by jesus, find any other place in the bible where people are being told to hate their enemies.
It's one of the many errors the devil made when rewritting the bible God willing, it's a forgotten trace. Jesus is mentioning there something that is not mentioned anywhere else, simply because it was edited.
And also, I'm christian, I'm on the way to christianhood to be more precise, figuring things out and testing them myself.
I decided to look from a perspective of freedom and acceptance of how I am and that my sexuality is no sin, know what happened?
Extra cash happened. And I feel certainly much better than when I was following things by the book, healthier, smarter, more confident and trusting of God, God felt very untrustworthy to me when I followed that path and I was very fucked up mentally and emotionally, I even desired to die of cancer and go to hell following these commandments of jesus.
>>73192428
>was. He was a pedophile.
>>73188843
Trust, but verify.
>>73196716
I decided to look from a perspective of freedom and acceptance of how I am and that my sexuality is no sin
Top kek
what degenerate shit are you into, pablo?
>>73196716
Oh I know of many contradictions, missing stories like the story about what happened when they moved the stone at the tomb, Jesus last words, the leper and the baptism, etc.
I just aren't really familiar with the idea that Jesus was the anti-Christ but before the Christ came to be? Or was he both Christ AND the anti-Christ? I'm confused.
I already gave up on the Bible....when I was about 8.
>>73192332
>look at all these stupid Christians trying to turn tragedies into positives and use them to make themselves better people
>why can't they go full /r9k/ neet like me at the first sign of adversity
>muh tendies
Why is Australia so constantly and thoroughly shit?
>>73196915
>degenerate
A degenerate thing is an immoral thing, you claim to know morality and that my sexuality is immoral so you get to do miracles here to prove your wisdom, o knower of the true Christ.
>>73196817
Hey...Anyway You can hook me with that "lets see who loves the state more" Social media thing? I want to be ostracized by the entire Chinnese population.
>>73197075
As I said, the bible has been edited to hell and back, there was a christ, but there is very little trace of actual words of the true Christ -if at all- in the bible, instead we have been given the substitute, a fake,
>>73189514
> unconditionally
nice try satan.
>>73197100
We're outside the great firewall of China, for now.
And you'd have to be able to read and write Chinese to be a good netizen.
>>73194817
>>73196716
Thessalonians is from the NT you dumb fuck, it was wrote after Jesus' death. The prophecy is not referring to Jesus and simply can not refer to Jesus.
"You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’"
WAS said, then he goes on to say love your enemy also. Hint: many people think a mercy killing is a loving thing to do.
Remember, all forms of sexual immorality are sin. Paul was quite clear on that, and "acceptance" is only a medium for evangelism.
And if you call Christ a fake and doctor His teachings then you are not a Christian. The cross is not negotiable; it's a requirement.
>>73197484
I Dont plan on being a "Good" netizen lol.
>>73197487
>WAS said
Where? Search the whole fucking bible and find me a single paragrahp that isn't this one.
>I'm a true christian!
Ah, my favourite one.
DO A MIRACLE.
>>73197630
Or a good shitposter. Chinese through a translator would be ignored.
>>73197487
>it was wrote after Jesus' death. The prophecy is not referring to Jesus
Of course mr satan.
Next you're gonna say pain is good and pleasure bad.
Pic related, the kind of filth fake christians preach to humans.
Also, you are calling me dumb fuck, didn't jesus forbid you to do that? Look at this little bitch how well he knows to disobey the accursed bastard.
>God instead of Jesus
Triggered
>>73197307
Ah I see what you are saying, the anti-Christ is the manipulation of what actually happened.
Could Paul be the anti-Christ? I am inclined to believe if there was a Jesus and he was a prophet then the Bible is very suspect on the actual events or his words.
Kinda what the Muslims believe really, they say Jesus was a prophet but there is no Injeel record as the Bible is untrustworthy as accurate source and that Paul wrote most of what Christians follow.
>>73197747
Damn...Very powerful image...saved...Well....Since you are there you should try to get us all into that system somehow, I'm sure will be able to do great things with it....Great, great things.
>>73198173
No, Jesus is the antichrist, the name of the Christ was removed and so did his commandments, the commandments of God, the name of God.
You really suck at this pretending to be retarded thing.
wtf is even going on in this thread
>>73198252
Do you use ellipses to simulate your mouth breathing?
>>73188843
Show me on the bear where god touched you.
>>73198252
I dunno man. Chinese are pretty based about a lot of stuff. They'd probably love the shit out of a /pol/ invasion of their Internet.
>>73197645
MATTHEW 5:43-44, READ IT.
Jesus is saying that OTHER PEOPLE HAD SAID 'Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.'
That is why he said "You have heard that it was said,"
And then says "But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you"
The miracle here is that I have the patience to type this shit out pablo, all because you can't fucking read.
>>73197875
Pain is not "good", but WORLDLY pleasures are bad. Many popes have condemned the sort of practices you posted.
>>73198464
I use ellipses.....because....its.....a......free.......country......you .......faggot.......
>>73198564
Oh, I don't believe you, you hovewer seem to have lots of faith so surely you don't lack the power to do miracles that we may see that you don't lie.
As for miracle: The bible also says that your enemies are demons and those that persecute you are demons.
So jesus directly is asking you to love hell.
>>73198418
I'm not pretending anything, you literally just confirmed what I said.
>Jesus Christ existed and did this, that and the other
>Bible = false account of what he said and did thus getting people to do things against what he actually said
>>73198767
Understood, you thin-skinned ponce.
>>73198564
1 John 5:19
We know that we are children of God, and that the whole world is under the control of the evil one.
Matthew 10:21
Brother will betray brother to death, and a father his child; children will rebel against their parents and have them put to death.
Not to mention the widely known words: You are sons of the devil and the desires of your father you will do.
So yeah, the world is filled with demons.
What does jesus say?
Go and love them.
You deserve as much attention as you listen.
You listen to nothing so you deserve this nothing of attention.
Fuck you and die soon in a horrible way.
>>73198994
Owwie...you hurt me fee fees..why you such a big poopy meanie head?
>>73198767
Actually, you use ellipses a lot because it's safer for your grammar. You're probably quite young and not well-written yet. That's fine.
I used to do it quite a bit.
>>73188843
He is going to hit her in the face with the large teddy bear and run away with the little teddy
>>73192033
>>73199359
No to be honest Its because I don't trust periods or commas...They are all niggers.
>>73199359
>Complaining about ellipses
>Posts a picture with ellipses in it
>>73188843
HE TOOK THE LAMB OF THE POOR MAN
>>73198173
>>73198418
Paul was chosen by Jesus himself, Jesus is not the antichrist. If you do not accept Jesus, you are not a Christian.
>>73198782
What did Jesus do to everyone he accepted? HE CONVERTED THEM, and told them to live a righteous life. Jesus is telling you to do the same thing to these demons. He is not telling you to love their demonic aspect, He is telling you to love them so that you may cleanse them of it. Jesus himself says “Go therefore and make disciples of all nations,” that means making disciples out of demons.
Don't scorn me; I can give you the answers you want.
>>73188843
Sacrifice what you love to me, and you will be rewarded with even more than you gave.
P.S. if you did NOT immediately "Get" this cartoon, then you really do not understand the faith of Abraham.
>>73188843
Isn't that hard to understand.
Trust god and give him what you love and cherish now and he will reward you greatly in the future.
Good b8 m8.
>>73188999
"Oy vey, He's on to me"
>>73199520
True, but you learn to work with them. They're not bad punctuation marks once you get to know them better.
>>73199603
>Gee...Did I do that?
>>73189122
Why is the bigger teddy bear considered better? The smaller one is the one she grew up with and has an emotional attachment to, not to mention it's easier to carry around.
>>73188999
>ITT: some good christians and a lot of misguided people
You guys should open yourselves up to God's Light
>>73189122
oh wow, I think you're right.
I'm so cynical that the first thing I thought of was how American Evangelicals expect people to tithe beyond their means.
>>73200111
From a Christian point of view that is still consistent with the analogy. We are called to give up even things to which we have personal sentimental attachment in exchange for a greater promise. That's why being "born again" is bittersweet.
>>73192332
They pretty much use these justifications almost every time. I blame Job.
>>73188843
>Sacrifice for Jesus
>And you will be better off
Created by the church because muh donations.
>>73188843
Jesus has a big "teddy bear" to show this little girl. Size does matter.
>>73201800
BIG
BROWN
>A flesh and blood man
>G-d
HERETICS
Jesus wants you to give up your little, wimpy old twink, and he will award you with a real bear
>>73201920
>G-d
dumb as fuck, its literally a word not his name.
>>73201897
CUDDLES
>>73188999
>>73188843
>sandnigger
>beard
>pedo
5 bucks say that big teddy is a bomb
>>73189122
If I put my hand over your mouth, would you die of asphyxiation?
>>73194205
>meme arrows
>>73189122
Thats right so you better allow me to go into your country illegally don't force me to pay taxes cause am going to be the best gardener ever
>>73202406
It would be extremely painful.
>>73202406
Weird, giv sauc
>Breaking news: Some faggot is going around dressed like Jesus in order to steal the teddy bears of little girls! More at 11.
>>73203288
Ayako Kouchi from the anime Hyouka
>>73203093
You're a big guy
>>73192033
The world needs more love anon, clearly you are lacking
>>73203573
For you
>>73202406
Man, that animation is shit. The proportions change between each shot, the eyes float around the face, and there's no jaw movement when the mouth flaps around.
>>73198440
This
>>73203501
>Hyouka
meh
>>73203922
I have no idea what it's even about so...
I just used the gif.
>>73188843
It's about how Communism will win in the end
>>73188843
This comic is trying to convey: "Do not be attached to your loved ones because Jesus will give you someone bigger instead."
>>73192332
>genetically based
source?
>>73198551
And dog meat.
i dont get it
jesus is one greedy cunt he already has a huge bear and he want that poor girls little one too
what a shitlord
>>73204032
Its about an autistic girl trying to find the history of her ancestors or grandparents, or someshit. Lame plot, its basically slice of life with bits of teasing between mc and main girl. And above average production. Its insane how much time and effort japs spend on making such shit, and people actually watch it.
>>73188843
Why is she calling Jesus "god", I thought he was the son of god
