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SHE DID IT: TED CRUZ GIRL MAKES PORN


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Xhamster
>female_ted_cruz_lookalike_get_penetrated
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Im good. But no thank you
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Poor girl, must have a bad situation if it was only worth 10 grand to her.
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>>73179320
>female_ted_cruz_lookalike_get_penetrated
Comments:
>I am now a #CruzMissile
My fucking sides.
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>>73179320
The production value of that video is much lower than I expected, give that they paid her 10k to do it.
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>>73181022
Apparently her husband filmed it on an iphone4 and couldn't figure out how to send the video to the producers so he mailed his phone to them through the post.
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THE

ABSOLUTE

MADWOMAN
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>>73181186
This has to be fake...
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>>73181340
a joke*
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Link

>http://xhamster.com/movies/6013917/female_ted_cruz_lookalike_get_penetrated.html
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>>73181340
>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/female-ted-cruz-porn-released-same-day-candidate-quits-campaign_us_572b6b97e4b016f37894decc
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>>73179320
Too late, Ted already dropped.
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>>73179320
Someone make a webm.
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>>73182040
They both got fucked on the same day
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Has Heidi seen it yet?
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>>73182097
THIS
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>>73181897
is Ian Mckellen in the back seat?
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My fucking sides the comments
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NO BARRON
NO
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>>73181722
There will never be enough eye bleach for that. All the horrible things I've seen on /b/ and elsewhere over the years can't begin to compare.
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>>73182121
kek
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>>73180273
Did you see her interview with Maury? She has an IQ of 85 MAX and that's being generous. She probably wouldn't be able to locate the US on a map.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyspgCFiR5w

(I know you guys hate TYT but anyway this shit is hilarious/sad)
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>>73179320
lucky bastard son.. (ejem) hasbend of a bitch
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The low resolution makes it all the better.
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This is fucked up.
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>>73182749
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>>73182749
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>>73182749
no, it doesn't
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>>73182749
MAKE A WEBM OF IT
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>>73179320
That video quality is so shit.
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>>73182749
Off to fap boys.
Will you take one for the emperor?
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>>73182402

after watching her interview 85 is being a bit generous
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>>73179320
My Ted Cruz fantasies are now a reality
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>>73182402
>The Young Turks
Fuck off, Germany. I'm not watching this shit.
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>>73182885

Looking for the few seconds when it looks most like Rato.

Seriously though, will anyone ever stand for the republican nomination again? 5 experienced politicians were rekt hard by the power of memes. I don't like how Clinton avoids all this though. She really is a worthy target.
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>>73181897
holy fuck how can you be so retarded
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>>73182749
>>73182859

fucking lol

I also found some images from Heidi's tape
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>>73179320

Sometimes meme magic isn't a good thing. I ain't clickin that shit nigger.
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>>73182402
Since when did Anita Sarkeesian was on TYT?
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>>73183502
C-caitlyn Jenner??
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>>73183252
>5 experienced politicians were rekt hard by the power of memes.
Memeing to the whitehouse.
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>>73183606
Watch it, you pussy.
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>>73181897
That quote at the end man... that guy is someone I'd have a beer with.
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someone put trumps head on the guy
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That was revolting.

I am now a #CruzMissile.
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>>73184126
so which position made you change your position?
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>>73179320
Nice, I now have an anti-boner
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>>73184031
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>>73184262
Doggystyle
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>>73179320
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>>73181897
Is that guy retarded? He doesn't know how to upload a video and doesn't have an email, so he mailed is fucking phone. Holy shit.
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>we'll give you $10k to fuck a cheesewagon with sheep tits that happens to look like rafael

no.
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>>73181897
>HE DOESN"T HAVE EMAIL

good grief
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>>73179320
Nah...nah, I'm alright. I'd rather see gore vids.
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>>73185336
it's her boyfriend
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>>73182883
RARO
de que parte eres?

ornis this a proxy?
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