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-SUSPECT IS HIDING IN CAR AFTER SHOOTING SOMEONE AND DOING A CAR CHASE
-MOVEMENT IS CONFIRMED
-KINSEY IS READING BANEPOSTS
-POLICE IN WEDGE FORMATION
-SWAT TEAM IS ARRIVING ON SCENE
-JEB BUSH RUMORED TO BE THE DRIVER
>FOX10 WITH KINSEY: (HIGH ENERGY STREAM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo [Embed]
>ABC:
http://abc7.com/live/
>>73144036
EXPENSIVE !!!
>>73144036
First for kinsey sucking that BBC and BMC
Who /snacks/ here
TANKS IN 30 MINUTES
Kinsey looks like dogshit now. Is she pregnant?
I love Kinsey
>mfw this is just viral marketing for a sequel to Drive
THIS IS AWOOO-VEMENT~~
ULTIMATE DRONE
holy fuck swat needs to hurry up
WE NEED TO MAKE THE TOP OF THE NINE
KILL HIM SO I CAN SLEEP
>>73144036
I wanna eat her pepperoni poo as if it were Swiss fine chocolate
>>73144156
/oreo/ here
VP KINSEY!!!
>VP KINSEY!!!
VP KINSEY!!!
>VP KINSEY!!!
VP KINSEY!!!
>VP KINSEY!!!
POST YOUR MOTHER BOARD
/lit/ here
>PEOPLE HAVE LITERALLY DIED AND STARVED IN TRAFFIC
Kinsey is qt as hell. I wanna hold her hand and touch her butt.
BLOODBATH SOON
>>73144156
Breakfast
If only there is some explosion to go with it, but US police is sleeping
this girl asks some retarded questions.
>Sending in a literal army for one car with a guy in it that's probably dead
Seriously?
they need to hurry the fuck up
>>73144172
Holy shit you guys are autistic. Kinsey is just not wearing make up lmao you guys think she was naturally beautiful.
Insider comment: The suspect is a known Black Lives Matter activist
>>73144156
I miss snacks ;_;
This guy knows a lot about what murderers are thinking.
ITS HAPPENING
>>73144150
DELETE THIS
>>73144225
>eating Oreos in 2016
Pathetic.
>>73144156
Eating sunflower seeds and just read about the recall. Fug.
>>73144225
GET 'EM OUT
OUT
I need to get some fucking food at the market and I can't stop watching this. Fuck.
GET OFF IT
GET OFF IT
GET OFF IT
GET OFF IT
GET OFF IT
SWAT GEARING UP.
>>73144237
/wg/
Eastbound and down loaded up and cuckin'
Jeb's gunna do what they say can't be dooooneeeee
it's just 1 man. why not just shoot already? he's not even moving
OP Deliberately splitting threads
>>73144084
>>73144084
>>73144084
>>73144272
Cops are giant pussies, anon.
>tfw the cops just grenade the car
http://www.strawpoll.me/10140084/r
VOTES
>Those 3 guys that think he'll escape
>>73144244
SHIEEEEET
>>73144036
what the woman twitter?
>>73144225
>/oreo/
LETS DO THIS
BLOOD FOR KEK
>>73144244
I came and I witnessed
>>73144278
Son she's gained like 20lbs since I last saw her a few months ago.
Dumb facesitting goddess is talking about >muh inconvinence"
really? these cops are going to walk into death to save a yuppie from sitting in traffic for an hour. what a dumb bitch.
>>73144237
/mu/, ready for this guy in the car to an hero.
>>73144206
>YFW RYAN GOSLING STEPS OUT OF THE CAR
>TURNS TO COPS AND SAYS "I drive"
>PUTS TOOTHPICK IN MOUTH AND WALKS OFF
>>73144237
/c/ here
It's the only thing that keeps me from running amok in a frenzied dance of destruction.
HURRY THE FUCK UP
>>73144156
whole wheat rotini pasta with alfredo sauce and parmesan cheese
>>73144272
ridiculous isn't it?
they are probably waiting for the tanks and drone strikes before they can move in on him
>>73144333
Bet you are
>>73144357
what if he's already escaped
>>73144244
checked
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
He is inconveniencing Califucks
Oh nooooo call the ambalance
HOLY FUCK HURRY THIS SHIT UP I GOTTA GO TO WORK TOMORROW
Better stream
http://abc7.com/live/
>LOOK AT THAT TRAFFIC
>ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Another car chase in LA.
WHAT A SURPRISE
>>73144036
>POST YFW THEY FIND THAT HE IS ALREADY DEAD.
EVERYONES GETTING OFFF
that traffick is just fucking ridicilous
>>73144325
>mfw I got to enjoy that moment live on /sp/
>>73144036
JEB NO
>>73144379
She's prego anon.
She's still a goddess.
>>73144313
enjoy your last moments anon
>>73144253
they're very low energy tonight, if they could confirm he was black they would have iced him hours ago
>>73144431
Go to bed, Anon.
>>73144036
Remember, he wasn't driving, he was traveling.
>Helicopter runs out of gas, needs to refuel
>Standoff ends when heli leaves
REEEEE HURRY UPP
>>73144442
Even better: he already left and there's a blow up doll in the car
>a large fire
META
>>73144036
>>
You faggot are like 2 hours late and missed it all also he killed himself thats why he lost control
First for dude is a distraction for an ISIS attack elsewhere, making it so police can't easily travel
wow usa police/swat act so fast
Is there really a difference between shootout and suicide by cop?
>>73144411
Killer confirmed for Houdini, or David Blaine
>>73144442
NO HE IS ALIVE THIS BEATDS QUADS
>>73144308
Make me cunt
>>73144272
I don't get why they didn't just barrel bomb the car and let all those poor people go home.
White children are literally dying because of this
ANOTHER SWAT TEAM?
EVEN MORE SWAT TEAMS
>>73144354
just shoot from long range. they even have a sniper, what's he scared of?
>mfw I live near the part of the 91 clearing out after the traffic stop
>first time I've ever seen it EMPTY
HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE ALL COP CARS
>>73144470
>Choking on black pudding
>Goddess
Hmmmm
Is it me or are the cops just making a huge show out of this for nothing
fucking attention whores
>CA
why am I not surprised
>>73144156
My classes are all done, I can stay up as late as I fucking want with no repercussions, and I've a box of true American Winn Dixie tendies right here along with an infinite supply of Dr. Pepper.
This is going to be a good fucking summer lads.
>Sending in a literal army for one car with one guy in it who is probably dead
Seriously?
All of that just for one feral nig
>>73144444
Gets
>>73144493
He better crash the helicopter into the car
>this bullshit is literally a mile from my house
>didn't have to work today
>>73144515
>>>73144442
>NO HE IS ALIVE THIS BEATDS QUADS
Where are the quads
why what did he do
>THAT TRAFFIC
WHAT IF THERE WAS A REAL HAPPENING AND EVERYBODY HAD TO HIT THE HIGHWAY AT THE SAME TIME TO BOOK IT
WE'D ALL BE DEAD
YEAH MAN ME AND MY SWAT BROS HANG AROUND N SHIT LOL ITS COOL DUDE
>>73144036
There's like 50 fucking police cars there CMON BOIZ DO SOMETHING
>Most murderers aren't very considerate
>That's why they murder in the first place
>mfw
>>73144379
more face sittable than ever. imagine that ass.
>>73144604
MURRICA
>I'm so sick of it
this guy must have a fucking antiaircraft gun or something. Just shoot him
>>73144526
ALL HAIL THE MURDER/K/UBE
I'M SO SICK OF IT!
>>73144460
¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo!
is all this backup really necessary?
IM LESS THAN 5 MINUTES AWAY
DUBS DECIDES WHAT I DO
Did anyone hear someone say "I'm so sick of it"?
CAST YOUR VOTES NOW
IS THE DRIVER A
A [_]: Nigger
B [_]: Whitey
C [_]: Spic
CAST YOUR VOTES NOW
>>73144575
kek
slow night in the OC
These cops are a fucking embarrassment. This has to be the worst handled chase I have ever seen. By far. it's not even close. They should shoot not only the guy in the car, but every one of these cops.
DID HE JUST SAY REDLINE?
KEK DEMANDS BLOOD
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD FROG
>>73144641
i guess they're afraid he's gonna come out with a katana and teleport behind them all leaving them dead
or something
>>73144624
Trump supporters have been boycotting Oreos since summer last year
>>73144672
fap
Why are people thinking it's Jeb?
>>73144618
Right as fuck. Building my own 3d printed helicopter now
>>73144672
stay /comfy/
imagine you cut off the guy behind you right before getting stuck in that traffic jam
>>73144470
I always loved you.
>>73144618
If you live in a city you are already dead. Have fun
DUCKS IN A ROW
>>73144668
SLOW AND STEADY JEB
SLOW AND STEADY
>>73144618
That's why being on foot or horseback is your best happening option.
>>73144672
tell them to hurry trhe fuck up
>>73144696
IT'S JEB BUSH
>>73144696
HE'S WHITE YOU IDIOT
>american police
>>73144156
wasabi peas and beer
>>73144570
I embrace the New World Order.
May it Illuminate the minds of the ignorant
>>73144624
I better not catch you eating Oreos son
>>73144672
STREAK NAKED WITH A /POL/ FLAG
WTF END THIS SHIT ALREADY
>SWAT walks up to the guy's window
>"AM I BEING DETAINED?"
>>73144672
Stay at home and get comfy with us.
>PLACE YOUR BETS HOW THIS ENDS
SUICIDE BY COP IS MY BET!
>>73144672
>Succubus (male)
Wouldn't that be an incubus?
>>73144647
would you want to risk suicide by walking in there to save an hour of time? no. get overwhelming firepower in there.
don't be stupid.
QUICK
POST YFW HE OPENS THE DOOR AND STARTS SHOOTING
>>73144672
Take down helicopter
>>73144672
end it
>>73144672
Run up to the vehicle and start screaming "HOLOCAUST WAS A LIE"
>>73144672
Run up on the police with a gun CHECK EM
>>73144575
Imagine being stuck in that traffic and all you have to do is take a big shit.
>have to work at 4am tomorrow
>just want to see someone get lit up and go to bed
Is it that much to ask?
>>73144575
No they're not you idiot
Osama confirmed alive
If Kek blesses, the one in the car is actually the victim's corpse.
>>73144672
Open the door and get in the car.
>>73144671
Would you be willing to risk your life by approaching a car of an armed muderer? Just let SWAT do their thing man. It's for the best.
>>73144799
top kek
IS IT OSAMA BIN LADDEN!?!?
>>73144707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dtjJx_aUsY
You don't know shit about incompetence
>>73144799
Winrar
>>73144799
winner
>>73144696
>Not a strawpoll
Also, chase started in Compton, so obviously a nigger
>>73144696
IT'S A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>73144672
Run towards the cops screaming ALLAH AKBAR
>>73144721
HE RAN OUT OF GUAC ON CINCO DE MAYO, HIS FAVORITE HOLIDAY
>>73144696
B, no shit, these cops would've dumped six gorillion rounds into that car if he were brown
>>73144672
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
>>73144799
>>73144799
>>73144799
>>73144672
Run up to the car and wiggle your butt at the camera.
>>73144799
oh boy
>>73144668
they need to bring based jeb in with his negotiaing boots.
>>73144672
charge at the car and end this once and for all
lmao @ the automobile insurance they're advertising in the commercials after all those cars got rammed.
>>73144672
YELL ARGENTINA IS WHITE
>>73144672
Get out of the car and surrender anon.
Helicopter cop: I DONT CARE REE
Why is he spering out so badly holy shit. Is there a livestream of just the pilot? I'm tired of this fucking whore who thinks traffic is more important
If that kid dies will be be charged with manslaughter?
>reporters won't shut the FUCK up
Do they get paid literally word-for-word on the air?
Why does this shit only happen in California?
>>73144237
/sp/ but /g/ or /pol/ for the summer now that boreswing is all that's left
>>73144379
Yeah...she's a little chunkier but still good looking for sure.
>>73144799
K... KEEP ME POSTED
>>73144641
They are doing something. Wasting tax dollars. Like always.
It takes 2 fucking officers to take him down at most and maybe 1 or 2 others to block the highway.
>yessir
cringey kinsey
>>73144672
kill yourself
>>73144799
YES
Everyone talks about how brave the pigs are. Look at this shit. These fat fucking pigs have been sitting around for more than an hour, blocking on of the busiest freeways in the country and doing jack shit. If they were truly brave they would have walked up and ended this shit already.
>>73144863
>IT'S FUCKING A WHITE MALE
ftfy
Anyone remember this one?
HELICOPTER ONLY HAS LIKE 20 MINUTES LEFT
>>73144721
Because several gallons of guac fell out of the boot during a fast turn, plus several police were sent to the emergency room to get tiny glass turtles removed from their eye sockets. Rumour says it his wife wouldn't fuck him with an avocado - his favourite Cinco de Mayo activity.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10140149
VOTE, /pol/!
Make your voice heard!
>>73144237
>tfw pol is where boards congregate for maximum /comfy/
>Yes, sir
>>73144818
>Poop into sock
>Throw into car next to you
Problem solved.
>>73144749
>>73144863
Why would a white person do this? Maybe they're half nig?
how do you want your traffic
>>73144672
>>73144877
I got dubs. Do it!
>>73144820
Just fast forward the stream retard
>>73144977
SHE'S A SUBBIE
>>73144836
its a swede what do you expect?
>>73145001
Some trailer trash I guess
>>73144237
/lgbt/
driver better be cute
Stop expecting fat fuck regular police officers to storm the car with their 9mm pistols. Seriously that's a dumb as fuck expectation because they aren't trained to handle this kind of situation. Just wait and let SWAT work it's magic.
>>73144975
>that pic
TRIGGERED
>>73144975
STOP TRIGGERIN ME
>>73144799
Oh my God if this actually happens, I'll never be able to talk about being on this site.
>tfw wagecucks stuck in traffic until morning.
STRAWPOLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10140158
http://www.strawpoll.me/10140158
http://www.strawpoll.me/10140158
CAST YOUR VOTES NOW
Wait, lads, what if it actually is Jeb or someone famous? There's 6 gorillion cops and now they're finally trying to move traffic.
>>73144776
UNDERRATED
>La fag here
my wife wanted me to take care of her son but I told her I was stuck in traffic
Tfw I'm at Buffalo Wild Wings gettin /comfy/
pilot is fucking losing it lel
>WE TalKED ABOUT IT
>>73144885
Unfortunately he's got his STOMPIN' boots on
can the police do fucking something already?
FOCUS ON THE MONEY YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>>73145105
It's probably Paul Feig
>>73145102
but this also means NEETs can't get delivery
they will starve
>We tawlked about it
>that voice crack
>>73145103
Is there really a difference between suicide by cop and shootout?
>>73144912
full of degenerate criminals, I was on the freeway last week and a guy in a shitty car was running from Fontana Police on I-15 and Glen Helen
BASED COP DIRECTING TRAFFIC
THE REAL HERO IN ALL OF THIS
>>73145132
>My wife's son
YOU BLEW IT
>dat cuck that doesn{t do the u turn
HURRY UP KEK
>California Drivers in charge of paying attention
love the pileups at the edge of the stoppage
>>73145072
>Swede
He's probably a muslim with a suicide bomber mentality then
The bad guy kills himself like 30 minutes ago, didn't he
its a tesla
>>73144225
>Not buying more Hydrox than you can eat just to spite Nabisco
Shiggydiggyman.jpg
>>73145136
Fucker sounds right on the edge.
>LAND ON THE FUCKING CAR
TESLA SPOTTED
>>73144237
/tv/ and /lit/ here
>tfw Shapiro completely snapped
>>73145007
just fuck my traffic up six ways from sunday senpai
What's with the random fucking yells.
SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THIS RUCKUS
POST YFW CALI NORMIES GETTING FUCKING REKT IN TRAFFIC
http://abc7.com/live/
THIS STREAM IS MUCH BETTER
THEY'RE STAYING ON THE ACTION
that one cop is gona issue 1023 tickets tonight
>>73145199
Out of the thousands of people on the highway he is the only one doing anything productive
>>73145007
Those people aren't getting home until midnight.
>want to get a snack
>afraid i'll miss the ending
>>73145223
Walk up to the car and check famalam
>>73145223
yes he dead
>>73144237
ROBOT ROBOT
>tfw chase will be over before mommy wommy bakes my chickky tendys
>>73145199
Just doing his job.
>>73145199
he's the only cop actually working
>>73145202
>being this new
THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE MY PRODUCER
>this dumb bitch doesn't know how insurance works
>>73145102
>Stuck in traffic after work until the break of dawn
>tfw can't even get home to relax before having to go back to work again
>>73145145
HARD AS FUCK
let him stomp the fuck out of him then.
>>73145088
Then they should GTFO there is no reason so many of them need to be their wasting so much time. They are just a bunch of pussies, not brave, not heros, walking stinking vaginas.
>tfw I'm supposed to work from home tomorrow but I have to go in and train this fucking boomer former stay at home mom
>I'm so glad you're my producer
What did he mean by this?
>>73145242
>tfw Milo shows up with no helmet and his fantastic hair
>>73145258
HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT A 30 MILE TRAFFIC JAM AND THOUGHT TO YOURSELF: HOW CAN THIS BENEFIT ME?
>>73144776
IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
>>73144799
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE
>>73144952
And that's how you get killed
>fall asleep shortly after car was stopped
>wake up
>irs still going on
since when does /pol/ support emojis?
>>73144156
Hot&Spicy Cheez-it™
B'1
>>73144156
I have surgery tomorrow. i can't eat for 24 hours :(
>>73145272
Kill yourself if you honestly think that <:^)
is that trump talking now?
>Resourceful
>>73144696
A or possibly C.
>2nd Lamborghini I've seen on the stream
La is rich as fuck
Holy shit some guy got a fisker, probably Charlie sheen
>california is resourceful
Tell that to your water supply
this guy is the donald trump of helicopter new reporters
>THE WRONG WAY
YOU HEAR HIM?? THE WRONG FUCKING WAY
So is the guy dead? Why can't they get up to him? What's this about Bane posts?
>>73144237
/r9k/ is the best board.
/x/ is a close second.
/pol/ is more than just a board.
Original comentos
New thread
>>73144084
>>73144084
>>73144084
>so resourceful
no.. no we're not.
>>73145273
These people are never getting home. The driver has a nuke.
>mfw the pilot is just talking to himself
>>73144799
Holy fuck today winrar was used for good
>>73145359
What surgery anon?
>>73145362
yes, Trump does TV news as well
one direction
>>73145336
kek
THIS
IS
THE
END
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4gdhsVKTcs
>water shortage: the state
>resourceful
lel
>>73145401
TIME TO MIGRATE TO THE LOW-ENERGY THREAD
>>73145346
Their job is to handle shit like this. They can't walk around with this "I am so brave", " I am such a hero" attitude, when they sit around for 2 hours babysitting some guy in a car because they are too pussy to do anything.
>>73145359
Me neither I have a blood test
>>73145362
I heard it too
WHERE DID THOSE 15 MINUTES GO
>>73145359
best wishes anon for things to go well.
>>73145457
This, I don't get it
>>73144799
>>73144799
>>73144799
>>73144799
I DON'T SEE YOU DOING IT
DO IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>73144156
I'm eating the only thing thing in my fridge. Kraft singles.
3 SWAT TEAMS FOR 1 CAR WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE
>>73145457
Our reservoirs are overflowing. So, no.
>>73145457
This will change in the next couple years. I work as a water resources engineer. I'm currently coordinating with Israeli companies to conserve water in a similar manner to their highly successful model.
Jesus Christ just fucking nuke this faggot already
>>73145359
nerve decompression on the ulnar and radial of my arm. got crushed in a car accident.
i'd love some popcorn right now tbqhfamily
>>73145523
buy some oatmeal or something you fucking NEET. Fuck
>>73145540
hostages
OH MY GOD JEB PUT THE GUN DOWN
>>73145540
>Cali
>Suspect is black male
>>73145336
I'd run through the whole thing naked desu
>>73145303
>>73145540
Standard CA police
>Hes got a derringer111!!!
> Calls in tank
>>73145523
try to eat some fruit by having it on hand, like apples. they're not too costly and healthy. foes with cheese or peanut butter too.
>>73145523
No shame in that. They're delicious.
>>73145546
>Our reservoirs are overflowing. So, no.
I guess Californians are good with at least one thing: Denial.
>>73145514
Just like everything in Commiefornia, it's all image and little substance
WHAT A WASTE
>>73145628
was meant for >>73145628
>>73144156
just ordered honey bbq wings with ranch dressing on side
and a medium carmelized crust cheese pizza
TIME TO GET FAT BOYS
>>73145336
There are californians RIGHT NOW in that traffic SCHEMING to take advantage of this RUCKUS
I like to imagine that in one of those stuck cars is a struggling married couple having angry, cathartic sex.
>>73145690
fuck. i meant >>73145425
No one wants to hear fucking jade and john
>>73145662
Maybe the farmers are. Nobody needs to save water anymore. There isn't any immediate issue.
Sorry to break the news.
Low energy chase!! Is there any police radio stream??
>>73145701
dude mm as fuck nigguh you best get a fat soda with that. shit nigguh
If I lived closely I would have gone to the scene and thrown rocks at the suspect by now
>>73145643
>black male
>black
>>73145814
got you spam senpai
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/18367/web
>>73145816
dude.. i got TWO barqs rootbeers...
i am going full diabetes mode right now. pass the insulin
tfw i have an exam in the morning but im so /comfy/ watching this
>>73145336
I've seen mexicans selling food in LA traffic if that counts
News anchor telling us how lights work...
>>73145905
>lesbian horses
>>73145885
fffuuuuck you know how to set it up.
>>73144975
Is that leaf butter eggs laying Canadian nest holes ?!!!
Cops are obviously waiting for the helicopters to run out of fuel so the dude can't see when they move in. We aren't going to see shit
>>73145885
too much sugar. drink water.
>>73145959
they have to go back..
>SWAT breaks open window, no one inside.
>New Mercedes self-driving vehicle, greatest advertisement of all-time.
>MFW
>>73145929
AP euro fag detected
BRIGHT LIGHTS STOP SUSPECT FROM SEEING WHAT'S GOING ON!
Because the suspect isn't streaming the same shit we are right now....
RICK WHERE ARE YOU
>>73145981
don't disrespect the emperor like that!
just got here what have I missed?
>>73145992
ya.. im gonna eat probably half of it, jerk off, and immediately go to bed afterwards
with any luck i wont wake up
>>73146014
lel
Sounds like they only have 10 minutes of fuel left before they have to gas up again.
9 MORE MINUTES OF BASED AUTISTIC PILOT. MAKE IT COUNT
>>73145959
I'd totes buy a burrito if I was stuck in that. But then I would probably have to shit. Did you see any selling crappers?
OH SHIT ITS GOING DOWN
gg. they're gonna cut the stream soon, not enough fuel
>>73146084
>again.
no bro dont do it
![illsn-eiwd-rip[VR56].mkv_snapshot_00.38.41_[2016.04.29_12.03.19].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WVIAi9Q.jpg "illsn-eiwd-rip[VR56].mkv snapshot 00.38.41 [2016.04.29 12.03.19]")
So what do we think is going on in the car lads?
6 am here, can you move faster SWAT
>>73145876
Thanks senpai, have a qt.
>>73146014
kek
>>73144237
asrock z77 extreme4
To all the people that think he is alive, what do you think he's been doing for the past 45 minutes? He might have been on the phone for some time but this seems excessive. Maybe he's been phoning family and/or a lawyer?
>>73146110
>Actually thinking that's the pilot talking
Retard.
place bets. what will his K/D be?
>>73146183
seeing as he's not livestreaming it, I'd guess furious masturbation
Are they going to kill this motherfucker or not
>>73146183
jeb bush is making out with miley cyrus in the back seat while a dead nignog is in the driver seat
Things would be more interesting if suspect started his own stream
>>73146248
0/1
HERE WE GO
FINALLY
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
HERE WE GO
>>73146228
>not having the z87 killer
Maximum pleb desu senpai
>>73144036
THey open the door and its Drumf !!!!
HERE WE GO
IT'S HAPOPENING
he long dead
>>73145929
This is comfy to you? This is tiresome to me, atleast the Oakland incident had more action than this
>>73145876
>>73146334
ITS HERE
DOGGIE CONFIRMED
>>73146350
ebic
SUSPECT MAGICALLY DISAPPEARS
>>73144036
Welp this guy is done for
torch em boys
HAPPENING!!!
UNEVENTFUL
IT'S A BLOCKADE. WE'RE GOING FUCKING HIGH MIDDLE AGES IN THIS BITCH.
HAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENING
>A FUCKING DOG
>>73145905
Good ship taste, fampai.
>>73145613
juicing palestinians?
MEDIOCRE
LOW ENERGY!
HE'S BREAD JIM, HE WAS AN HERO
SUSPECT USES MEME MAGIC TO ESCAPE
GET THAT NIGGER DOGE
he probably shot himself....
>tfw the car won't self destruct
Nigger gonna die
UNLEASH THE PUPPER
>>73146566
yeah
GET COMFY GUYS!!!
IZ HANNIN!!!
>>73146566
im thinking this, when the tire spun is when he killed himself
QUICK!!!!!
VOTE ON THE SUSPECT'S ETHNICITY:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10140115
WHYNARE YOU ZOOMING OUT FAGGGGOOOTTT
Holy fuck that traffic
KEKD LMAO
>>73146699
nigger
>>73146637
PLACE YOUR BETS!
hes bread
do they not have heartbeat detectors or like.. infrared advanced enough to show actual heartbeat or exact enough temps to know if he's alive or not?
91 BTFO
FUCK YOU CORONA
FUCK YOU ANACRIME
SWATS HERE
LETS PAN THE FUCK AWAY
>>73146566
they keep saying the cops saw movement in the car though
>>73146763
They pan'd back
ALL HAIL TRUMP
>>73144237
/m/
>tfw no robot armed robbery to follow
>>73144036
bring in a car crusher and a crane. put entire car and occupant into a car crusher to shred it, and compact it into a 3 ft by 3 ft by 3 ft cube. then send it to the county dump. easy. no shots fired.
>>73146699
>LA
>People thinking it'll be a black and not a Hispanic
>>73146763
this is prestigitation they infiltrate Drumpf and now they show it to you ..
rip Jeb!
Hope those guacobowls won't save him this time, bail for police standoffs ain't cheap.
he dead, everyone. he killed himself
its over
TRAFFIC PAIN
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THAT IS FUCKING TRUMP! FUCK!!!!!!
IM LOSING MY SHIT
>this autistic pilot
I wonder if he will run out of gas while talking about the traffic and crash with no survivors
>>73146755
i hate the 15/91 junction
What a fucking joke
this better be worth it
What if he secretly bailed out of the car during the chase. And the entire time the car has been empty.
holy shit these police have no balls
hahah so many of these people are going to run out of gas because too retarded to turn car off
turn your car off, lock it, start walking through crowd and find someone who happened to buy a case of beer
>>73147032
That's not the pilot you dumb shit.
>>73146954
>>73147096
the car revved not long ago apparently
>>73146820
Didn't hear. Even dindus have the brain capacity to shoot themselves at this point... I mean how fucked are you when you see that massive truck appear
FUEL
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>no fuel
helicopter leaving for FUEL!!!!
>>73147096
Out of fuel kek
>>73146978
Ok calm down New Zealand no one gona die tonight..
SKY NINE HELICOPTER IS RUNNING LOW ON FUEL. ANY OTHER SOURCES???
Transsssitionnnnning
GOD DAMN IT!!! REFUEL IN THE AIR!!!
Noooooooooooooooooo
so, What would you guys be doing stuck in the traffic block?
http://abc7.com/live/
http://abc7.com/live/
http://abc7.com/live/
>>73147201
ABC's chopper is still on station.
>>73147182
over an hour ago
GET THAT BITCH HILARRY OFF MY SCREEN!!!
>>73147185
>>73147200
>>73147201
>>73147205
Don't they have a backup heli?
Give them fuel
Give Jeb fire
Give us that which /pol/ desires
>>73147317
shitting on the freeway
>>73147317
honestly it would prob be a decent idea to try to get a nap in. when the honking starts, wake up and drive?
>>73147374
Yeah they switched to it
>>73147374
http://abc7.com/live/
>why don't you stop talking
oh wow kinsey is so fresh
QUICK!!!
VOTE ON THE SUSPECT'S ETHNICITY NOW:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10140115
>>73147317
I'd be banging jam bitches
>>73147330
BASED WEBM
>WHY DONT YOU STOP TALKING
>>73147317
Post on a Bavarian throat-singing forum while masturbating to anime girls.
>>73146503
Plenty of people who don't legally belong in your nation goyim.
HES ALREADY DEAD
ANOTHER ONE
GAS HIM
>>73147625
>>73147587
We need a new thread now
>gas the bikes. Race war now!
GAS HIM
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>they're going to gas him
OY GEVALT, THESE ANTISEMITESSSSSSSSS
>THEY COULD PROBABLY GAS HIM
OY VEY
>>73147330
How the tires got fucked? Did he went over spike strips?
>>73144036
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machine gun the fucking car already you fucking pussies, people need to get home
>>73147651
Whatever Jotaro
>>73147320
>GAS HIM
ITS A JEW! STRAWPOLL BTFO
>>73147567
I could tell she was pissed that he stayed earlier. I feel like she asked him off mic to leave, and he stayed on mic and said
>I'm going to stay and watch, this is interesting!
>how do they gas him with the windows open
what a fucking idiot
>>73147714
not, sure, mostly just scraping along cars and guardrails
G A S
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>>73147714
Yeah 2 strips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD3VsesSBsw
>>73147791
:triumph:
>if you shoot at police you deserve to die
BLM B T F O
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lets get to 500 bois
TANKS IN 30 MINUTES
>>73147757
Who wouldn't want to talk trash and watch a deadly car chase with kinsey?
>>73147738
/thread
literally spending thousands of dollars... blocking traffic and causing thousands more of profits being lost.... because a nignog might have a handgun
COINCIDENCE?
I wonder how much money got wasted
and all the americans in the cars can't drive home
>>73147738
this to the nth degree. Fuckin walk up the window and light it up.
She can't stand him
This is going to end in one of two ways. He's either gonna get arrest or get killed.
LOL, a flashbang going off in the car would literally kill him or make him permantly forget how to function.exe
SUSPECT CONFIRMED ISIS CONNECTIONS
CURRENTLY TWEETING ON HIS TWITTER PROFILE talking about "Allah"
Spared No Expense !
>>73144036
F L A S H B A N G
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Dubbs hes unconscious
Tripps hes dead
Quads gets shot on live tv
>get
professional tv woman writes on her mobile phone
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