-SUSPECT IS HIDING IN CAR AFTER SHOOTING SOMEONE AND DOING A CAR CHASE
-MOVEMENT IS CONFIRMED
-KINSEY IS READING BANEPOSTS
-POLICE IN WEDGE FORMATION
-SWAT TEAM IS ARRIVING ON SCENE
-JEB BUSH RUMORED TO BE THE DRIVER
>FOX10 WITH KINSEY: (HIGH ENERGY STREAM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo [Embed]
>ABC:
http://abc7.com/live/
>>73144036
EXPENSIVE !!!
>>73144036
First for kinsey sucking that BBC and BMC
Who /snacks/ here
TANKS IN 30 MINUTES
Kinsey looks like dogshit now. Is she pregnant?
I love Kinsey
>mfw this is just viral marketing for a sequel to Drive
THIS IS AWOOO-VEMENT~~
ULTIMATE DRONE
holy fuck swat needs to hurry up
WE NEED TO MAKE THE TOP OF THE NINE
KILL HIM SO I CAN SLEEP
>>73144036
I wanna eat her pepperoni poo as if it were Swiss fine chocolate
>>73144156
/oreo/ here
VP KINSEY!!!
>VP KINSEY!!!
VP KINSEY!!!
>VP KINSEY!!!
VP KINSEY!!!
>VP KINSEY!!!
POST YOUR MOTHER BOARD
/lit/ here
>PEOPLE HAVE LITERALLY DIED AND STARVED IN TRAFFIC
Kinsey is qt as hell. I wanna hold her hand and touch her butt.
BLOODBATH SOON
>>73144156
Breakfast
If only there is some explosion to go with it, but US police is sleeping
this girl asks some retarded questions.
>Sending in a literal army for one car with a guy in it that's probably dead
Seriously?
they need to hurry the fuck up
>>73144172
Holy shit you guys are autistic. Kinsey is just not wearing make up lmao you guys think she was naturally beautiful.
Insider comment: The suspect is a known Black Lives Matter activist
>>73144156
I miss snacks ;_;
This guy knows a lot about what murderers are thinking.
ITS HAPPENING
>>73144150
DELETE THIS
>>73144225
>eating Oreos in 2016
Pathetic.
>>73144156
Eating sunflower seeds and just read about the recall. Fug.
>>73144225
GET 'EM OUT
OUT
I need to get some fucking food at the market and I can't stop watching this. Fuck.
GET OFF IT
GET OFF IT
GET OFF IT
GET OFF IT
GET OFF IT
SWAT GEARING UP.
>>73144237
/wg/
Eastbound and down loaded up and cuckin'
Jeb's gunna do what they say can't be dooooneeeee
it's just 1 man. why not just shoot already? he's not even moving
OP Deliberately splitting threads
>>73144084
>>73144084
>>73144084
>>73144272
Cops are giant pussies, anon.
>tfw the cops just grenade the car
http://www.strawpoll.me/10140084/r
VOTES
>Those 3 guys that think he'll escape
>>73144244
SHIEEEEET
>>73144036
what the woman twitter?
>>73144244
>>73144225
>/oreo/
LETS DO THIS
BLOOD FOR KEK
>>73144244
I came and I witnessed
>>73144278
Son she's gained like 20lbs since I last saw her a few months ago.
Dumb facesitting goddess is talking about >muh inconvinence"
really? these cops are going to walk into death to save a yuppie from sitting in traffic for an hour. what a dumb bitch.
>>73144237
/mu/, ready for this guy in the car to an hero.
>>73144206
>YFW RYAN GOSLING STEPS OUT OF THE CAR
>TURNS TO COPS AND SAYS "I drive"
>PUTS TOOTHPICK IN MOUTH AND WALKS OFF
>>73144237
/c/ here
It's the only thing that keeps me from running amok in a frenzied dance of destruction.
HURRY THE FUCK UP
>>73144156
whole wheat rotini pasta with alfredo sauce and parmesan cheese
>>73144272
ridiculous isn't it?
they are probably waiting for the tanks and drone strikes before they can move in on him
>>73144333
Bet you are
>>73144357
what if he's already escaped
>>73144244
checked
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
He is inconveniencing Califucks
Oh nooooo call the ambalance
HOLY FUCK HURRY THIS SHIT UP I GOTTA GO TO WORK TOMORROW
Better stream
http://abc7.com/live/
>LOOK AT THAT TRAFFIC
>ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Another car chase in LA.
WHAT A SURPRISE
>>73144036
>POST YFW THEY FIND THAT HE IS ALREADY DEAD.
EVERYONES GETTING OFFF
that traffick is just fucking ridicilous
>>73144325
>mfw I got to enjoy that moment live on /sp/
>>73144036
JEB NO
>>73144379
She's prego anon.
She's still a goddess.
>>73144313
enjoy your last moments anon
>>73144253
they're very low energy tonight, if they could confirm he was black they would have iced him hours ago
>>73144431
Go to bed, Anon.
>>73144036
Remember, he wasn't driving, he was traveling.
>Helicopter runs out of gas, needs to refuel
>Standoff ends when heli leaves
REEEEE HURRY UPP
>>73144442
Even better: he already left and there's a blow up doll in the car
>a large fire
META
>>73144036
>>
You faggot are like 2 hours late and missed it all also he killed himself thats why he lost control
First for dude is a distraction for an ISIS attack elsewhere, making it so police can't easily travel
wow usa police/swat act so fast
Is there really a difference between shootout and suicide by cop?
>>73144411
Killer confirmed for Houdini, or David Blaine
>>73144442
NO HE IS ALIVE THIS BEATDS QUADS
>>73144308
Make me cunt
>>73144237
/k/
>>73144272
I don't get why they didn't just barrel bomb the car and let all those poor people go home.
White children are literally dying because of this
ANOTHER SWAT TEAM?
EVEN MORE SWAT TEAMS
>>73144354
just shoot from long range. they even have a sniper, what's he scared of?
>mfw I live near the part of the 91 clearing out after the traffic stop
>first time I've ever seen it EMPTY
HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE ALL COP CARS
>>73144470
>Choking on black pudding
>Goddess
Hmmmm
Is it me or are the cops just making a huge show out of this for nothing
fucking attention whores
>CA
why am I not surprised
>>73144156
My classes are all done, I can stay up as late as I fucking want with no repercussions, and I've a box of true American Winn Dixie tendies right here along with an infinite supply of Dr. Pepper.
This is going to be a good fucking summer lads.
>Sending in a literal army for one car with one guy in it who is probably dead
Seriously?
All of that just for one feral nig
>>73144444
Gets
>>73144493
He better crash the helicopter into the car
>this bullshit is literally a mile from my house
>didn't have to work today
>>73144515
>>>73144442
>NO HE IS ALIVE THIS BEATDS QUADS
Where are the quads
why what did he do
>THAT TRAFFIC
WHAT IF THERE WAS A REAL HAPPENING AND EVERYBODY HAD TO HIT THE HIGHWAY AT THE SAME TIME TO BOOK IT
WE'D ALL BE DEAD
YEAH MAN ME AND MY SWAT BROS HANG AROUND N SHIT LOL ITS COOL DUDE
>>73144575
>>73144036
There's like 50 fucking police cars there CMON BOIZ DO SOMETHING
>Most murderers aren't very considerate
>That's why they murder in the first place
>mfw
>>73144379
more face sittable than ever. imagine that ass.
>>73144604
MURRICA
>I'm so sick of it
this guy must have a fucking antiaircraft gun or something. Just shoot him
>>73144526
ALL HAIL THE MURDER/K/UBE
I'M SO SICK OF IT!
>>73144460
¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo!
is all this backup really necessary?
IM LESS THAN 5 MINUTES AWAY
DUBS DECIDES WHAT I DO
Did anyone hear someone say "I'm so sick of it"?
CAST YOUR VOTES NOW
IS THE DRIVER A
A [_]: Nigger
B [_]: Whitey
C [_]: Spic
CAST YOUR VOTES NOW
>>73144575
kek
slow night in the OC
These cops are a fucking embarrassment. This has to be the worst handled chase I have ever seen. By far. it's not even close. They should shoot not only the guy in the car, but every one of these cops.
DID HE JUST SAY REDLINE?
KEK DEMANDS BLOOD
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD FROG
>>73144641
i guess they're afraid he's gonna come out with a katana and teleport behind them all leaving them dead
or something
>>73144624
Trump supporters have been boycotting Oreos since summer last year
>>73144672
fap
Why are people thinking it's Jeb?
>>73144618
Right as fuck. Building my own 3d printed helicopter now
>>73144672
stay /comfy/
imagine you cut off the guy behind you right before getting stuck in that traffic jam
>>73144470
I always loved you.
>>73144618
If you live in a city you are already dead. Have fun
DUCKS IN A ROW
>>73144668
SLOW AND STEADY JEB
SLOW AND STEADY
>>73144618
That's why being on foot or horseback is your best happening option.
>>73144672
tell them to hurry trhe fuck up
>>73144696
IT'S JEB BUSH
>>73144696
HE'S WHITE YOU IDIOT
>american police
>>73144156
wasabi peas and beer
>>73144570
I embrace the New World Order.
May it Illuminate the minds of the ignorant
>>73144624
I better not catch you eating Oreos son
>>73144672
STREAK NAKED WITH A /POL/ FLAG
WTF END THIS SHIT ALREADY
>SWAT walks up to the guy's window
>"AM I BEING DETAINED?"
>>73144672
Stay at home and get comfy with us.
>PLACE YOUR BETS HOW THIS ENDS
SUICIDE BY COP IS MY BET!
>>73144672
>Succubus (male)
Wouldn't that be an incubus?
>>73144570
>>73144647
would you want to risk suicide by walking in there to save an hour of time? no. get overwhelming firepower in there.
don't be stupid.
QUICK
POST YFW HE OPENS THE DOOR AND STARTS SHOOTING
>>73144672
Take down helicopter
>>73144672
end it
>>73144672
Run up to the vehicle and start screaming "HOLOCAUST WAS A LIE"
>>73144672
Run up on the police with a gun CHECK EM
>>73144575
Imagine being stuck in that traffic and all you have to do is take a big shit.
>have to work at 4am tomorrow
>just want to see someone get lit up and go to bed
Is it that much to ask?
>>73144575
No they're not you idiot
Osama confirmed alive
If Kek blesses, the one in the car is actually the victim's corpse.
>>73144672
Open the door and get in the car.
>>73144671
Would you be willing to risk your life by approaching a car of an armed muderer? Just let SWAT do their thing man. It's for the best.
>>73144799
top kek
IS IT OSAMA BIN LADDEN!?!?
>>73144707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dtjJx_aUsY
You don't know shit about incompetence
>>73144799
Winrar
>>73144710
>>73144799
winner
>>73144696
>Not a strawpoll
Also, chase started in Compton, so obviously a nigger
>>73144696
IT'S A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>73144672
Run towards the cops screaming ALLAH AKBAR
>>73144721
HE RAN OUT OF GUAC ON CINCO DE MAYO, HIS FAVORITE HOLIDAY
>>73144696
B, no shit, these cops would've dumped six gorillion rounds into that car if he were brown
>>73144672
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
>>73144799
>>73144799
>>73144799
>>73144672
Run up to the car and wiggle your butt at the camera.
>>73144799
oh boy
>>73144799
>>73144668
they need to bring based jeb in with his negotiaing boots.
>>73144672
charge at the car and end this once and for all
lmao @ the automobile insurance they're advertising in the commercials after all those cars got rammed.
>>73144672
YELL ARGENTINA IS WHITE
>>73144672
Get out of the car and surrender anon.
Helicopter cop: I DONT CARE REE
Why is he spering out so badly holy shit. Is there a livestream of just the pilot? I'm tired of this fucking whore who thinks traffic is more important
If that kid dies will be be charged with manslaughter?
>reporters won't shut the FUCK up
Do they get paid literally word-for-word on the air?
Why does this shit only happen in California?
>>73144237
/tg/
>>73144237
/sp/ but /g/ or /pol/ for the summer now that boreswing is all that's left
>>73144379
Yeah...she's a little chunkier but still good looking for sure.
>>73144799
K... KEEP ME POSTED
>>73144641
They are doing something. Wasting tax dollars. Like always.
It takes 2 fucking officers to take him down at most and maybe 1 or 2 others to block the highway.
>yessir
cringey kinsey
>>73144672
kill yourself
>>73144799
YES
Everyone talks about how brave the pigs are. Look at this shit. These fat fucking pigs have been sitting around for more than an hour, blocking on of the busiest freeways in the country and doing jack shit. If they were truly brave they would have walked up and ended this shit already.
>>73144863
>IT'S FUCKING A WHITE MALE
ftfy
Anyone remember this one?
HELICOPTER ONLY HAS LIKE 20 MINUTES LEFT
>>73144721
Because several gallons of guac fell out of the boot during a fast turn, plus several police were sent to the emergency room to get tiny glass turtles removed from their eye sockets. Rumour says it his wife wouldn't fuck him with an avocado - his favourite Cinco de Mayo activity.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10140149
VOTE, /pol/!
Make your voice heard!
>>73144237
>tfw pol is where boards congregate for maximum /comfy/
>Yes, sir
>>73144818
>Poop into sock
>Throw into car next to you
Problem solved.
>>73144749
>>73144863
Why would a white person do this? Maybe they're half nig?
how do you want your traffic
>>73144672
>>73144877
I got dubs. Do it!
>>73144918
>>73144820
Just fast forward the stream retard
>>73144977
SHE'S A SUBBIE
>>73144836
its a swede what do you expect?
>>73145001
Some trailer trash I guess
>>73144237
/lgbt/
driver better be cute
Stop expecting fat fuck regular police officers to storm the car with their 9mm pistols. Seriously that's a dumb as fuck expectation because they aren't trained to handle this kind of situation. Just wait and let SWAT work it's magic.
>>73144975
>that pic
TRIGGERED
>>73144975
STOP TRIGGERIN ME
>>73144799
Oh my God if this actually happens, I'll never be able to talk about being on this site.
>>73144799
>tfw wagecucks stuck in traffic until morning.
STRAWPOLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10140158
http://www.strawpoll.me/10140158
http://www.strawpoll.me/10140158
CAST YOUR VOTES NOW
Wait, lads, what if it actually is Jeb or someone famous? There's 6 gorillion cops and now they're finally trying to move traffic.
>>73144776
UNDERRATED
>La fag here
my wife wanted me to take care of her son but I told her I was stuck in traffic
Tfw I'm at Buffalo Wild Wings gettin /comfy/
pilot is fucking losing it lel
>WE TalKED ABOUT IT
>>73144885
Unfortunately he's got his STOMPIN' boots on
can the police do fucking something already?
FOCUS ON THE MONEY YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>>73145105
It's probably Paul Feig
>>73144237
/pol/
>>73145102
but this also means NEETs can't get delivery
they will starve
>>73144970
kek
>We tawlked about it
>that voice crack
>>73144776
>>73145103
Is there really a difference between suicide by cop and shootout?
>>73144912
full of degenerate criminals, I was on the freeway last week and a guy in a shitty car was running from Fontana Police on I-15 and Glen Helen
>>73144237
/mlp/
BASED COP DIRECTING TRAFFIC
THE REAL HERO IN ALL OF THIS
>>73145132
>My wife's son
YOU BLEW IT
>dat cuck that doesn{t do the u turn
HURRY UP KEK
>California Drivers in charge of paying attention
love the pileups at the edge of the stoppage
>>73145072
>Swede
He's probably a muslim with a suicide bomber mentality then
The bad guy kills himself like 30 minutes ago, didn't he
its a tesla
>>73144225
>Not buying more Hydrox than you can eat just to spite Nabisco
Shiggydiggyman.jpg
>>73145136
Fucker sounds right on the edge.
>LAND ON THE FUCKING CAR
TESLA SPOTTED
>>73144237
/tv/ and /lit/ here
>tfw Shapiro completely snapped
>>73145007
just fuck my traffic up six ways from sunday senpai