ARMED MURDER SUSPECT STANDOFF
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
>ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>IS GETTING OUT PART OF HIS PLAN?
>CAR'S TIRES FLY OFF
>SCREECHES TO A HALT AS SPARKS FLY
>30+ COPS AIMING GUNS AT THE CAR
>SUSPECT ARMED AND DESPERATE
Will he surrender? Did he already an hero? Or will it be another "GET IT OFF" scenario? Stay tuned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8 Thread theme
WHAT WILL HE DO?
>>73138784
Ben Sharpio, Glen beck, or jeb?
>>73138784
PRESS F FOR THIS ABSOLUTELY MADMAN.
>>73138784
here we gooo
god I have to pee so bad but I don't want to miss the climax
>Not doing a party while on traffict
>>73138784
REAL HUMAN BEAAAANNNN
>>73138966
He's mostly likely dead already. I mean, he's not doing anything. He must have shot himself.
>>73139072
Wouldn't there be a hole in the top of the car or one of the windows blown out?
>>73138784
>mfw watching the first video while also listening to the second one
they should just shoot the fucker already, jesus
>>73139121
Cars are surprisingly bullet-proof (or so I have heard). But you're probably right.
>>73139121
9mm
PUFF
>they cut her off
LMAO
Tire spun and brake lights went on
>>73138784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TrovtcNhpQ
>>73138992
TAP F REPEATEDLY TO GET CAUGHT AS PART OF YOUR PLAN
>>73138784
AT LEAST A FEW MOMENTS... OR EVEN A FEW HOURS. Why does it take the CT's forever to show up? They should just come in the oncoming direction.
>I love the social media
Is this really the time?
>>73138784
Once there was a 6 hour standoff at my neighbors house and then it turned out the guy wasn't even there. Police are slow when it comes to stuff like this.
>>73139121
>leaf
a 9mm would barely get through the back of his head
JUDGE DREDD CONFIRMED INCOMING
What are the cops going to do next?
Send in a crew of SWAT guys to break a window? Send in a robot to break a window? Just wait the motherfucker out until he comes out or dies?
What is the protocol in a situation like this?
PUFF OF SMOKE ,HE'S ALIVE FAGGOTS
>>73138784
Anybody here seen the movie Nightcrawler?
I'm having major deja vu.
AHAHAHAHHA
BIG GUYS IN BLUE
BIG GUYS IN BLUE.
>>73138784
BIG GUYS
fucking kek lads
im dying over here send help
The pilot's voice reminds me of Trump
>was getting caught part of his plan
Which one of you motherfuckers keeps doing this?
Fucking hell
SO MANY PEOPLE ASKING IF GETTING CAUGHT WAS PART OF HIS PLAN
>yfw lord kek caused this in order to gather strength to fight hillary
GLORY TO KEK
>Turn on stream
>WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF HIS PLAN
Jeb... just give up... you tried
>>73138784
>Bane posting
She's reading text from somewhere.
We should say something about Ben Garrison - like a man named Ben Garrison is in the car too.
>is this a reddit thing
REDDIT THING
A REDDIT THING
BANEPOSTING CONFIRMED REDDIT MEME
R E D D I T
E
D
D
I
T
REDDIT THING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>IS THIS A LEDDIT THING
SAHEUWHUAH
>Was Getting caught part of his plan?
>No I don't think so
DAMMIT KINSEY
We reddit things now
>A REDDIT THING
IS THIS A REDDIT THING???
>is this a reddit thing
God damnit
>a reddit thing
L E L
>A REDDIT THING
hahahahaha
>is this a reddit joke
A REDDIT THING
>Is this a reddit thing
>>73140396
kek
>is this a reddit thing I don't understand?
>big guys
>why does every one assk if getting caught was apart of his plan
>is this a joke
>is this a reddit thing
HAHAHAHAHAHTOPKEK
>IS THIS A REDDIT THING THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND?
/POL/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
HAHAHAHAH REDDIT WINS AGAIN
>IS THIS A REDDIT THING
IS THIS A REDDIT THING?
why would you shoot a man before going on a police chase?
>>73138784
>is this a reddit thing?
us B T F O
>is this a reddit thing I don't understand
WHAT?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4VTq0sa9yg
THREAD MUSIC
NOW GIVE US BLOOD
>Is this a reddit thing?
Kek
If Kek blesses this post, he will run naked at police to attempt suicide by cop.
>reddit taking credit for my memes
REEE THIS MAKES ME ANGWY
>>73140335
you turds and your damn memes...
WHY WON'T YOU NOTICE US SENPAI
>>73140502
What are you guys talking about my voiceover is completely different. Why am I not getting the memes?
When will ben garrison be on the scene?
>was getting caught part of his plan
>the big guys in blue
>you have to wonder why he would kill a man before going on a chase
I laughing my fucking sides off. This is what news has become. Fucking bane posting live on air
fucking coal burner
BLAME THE NEO-NAZI WHITE SUPREMACISTS ON REDDIT
4chan is a board of peace
MY GOD IT'S FULL OF STARS
when we SWAT
>>73140625
At least Anne did
FUCKING REDDIT CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
REEEEEEEEE
/pol/ absolutely btfo
>Why does everyone keep asking if getting caught was part of his plan? Is this a reddit joke I don't know about?
>str8 outta compton
This helicopter pilot is fucking hilarious
how can i see what tweets she is getting? dont have a tweeter, dont want one
You niggas and DAT banepostin
STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON
KEK
>S--STRAIGHT OUT OF COMPTON
back to /r/eddit
send snacks!
>>73140690
reddit is the new ebaumsworld famalam
SNACKS
we lost audio.
I'm embarrassed for us.
FUCK
im getting hungry but dont want to miss anything.
/rec/anon
>>73138784
What stream are you guys watching? I'm not getting the memes plz give me a link
would have better luck luring him out with some watermelon and fried chicken
WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP IN HIS MASTER PLAN?
STRALIA HOPING FOR A PEACEFUL OUTCOME
CONFIRMED KEKS
>>73140799
Check'd
Someone tweet
>Tell me about the driver, why does he tint the glass?
I wanna cum on her face so bad
i hope they have snax
WHAT A SNOREFEST
FUCK YOU AMERIFATS
HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU MENTION
SPIKESTRIPS
V8 HIGH PERFORMANCE CARS
SPINNING TIRES
VEHICLE NOT IN CONTROLE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>73139262
Why would they make every car bullet proof, that's stupid.
>>73140875
crashing his car... WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>73140870
the one in the OP retard
>>73140805
No, he's out fucking whales. Not in car.
THE INTERNET
>>73140845
Shes memeing for us. someone already confirmed shes aware of /pol/ and a fan of us.
>>73140924
Why would you not have a bullet proof car in the US
STOP TWEETING LEWD THINGS AT KINSEY
SHE IS PURE
PURE
U
R
E
>>73140870
The fox one has the girl reading tweets but her voice is really quiet and the dudes voice is ridiculously loud so prepare to get your ear drums blown out when the dude randomly chimes in
>>73140799
checked
>>73140666
>MY GOD IT'S FALL OF STARS
>666
>Lucifer is called the morning star
>he's a fallen angel
PANIC
someone tweet whats the next step of his master plan?
>>73140951
Yeah, I just realized. I am retarded though.
That grin, redpill her more!
What the fuck is happening with the Reddit thing?
>COMPTON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuapp9SORA
that guy talking is on this thread
THAT FUCKING TRAFFIC
OH GOD
LA BTFO
oh my fucking god
Holy fuck that traffic
>THAT FUCKING TRAFFIC
THAT TRAFFIC
ALL FOR SOME NIGGER LIFE
JUST BLOW IT UP COME OOOON
HOLY SHIT THAT TRAFFIC
dat traffic
RIP EASTBOUND 91
RIP 241
>>73140973
fair point
THAT TRAFFIC
>dat traffic backup
What a fucking nightmare. Sometimes I'm glad I'm a NEET and don't have to deal with the fucking world.
just shoot the fucking nigger and throw him off the bridge let the car free
FUCK DAT TRFFIK
>she didn't read my tweets
FUUUUCK OFF
holy hell
TRUMP IS BACK AND MAKING HER ORGASM
>That traffic
Traffic for days
That fucking traffic seriously goes back at least 5 miles
JESUS FUCK
holy fuck that traffic
I'd fucking off myself if I was stuck in that
THOUSANDS OF LA COMMUTERS WILL DIE WITHOUT SNACKS
LA traffic on suicide watch
>EL AYYYY
COMMUTERS BTFO
That traffic jam must be comfy as fuck. They're probably talking to each other through their windows and shit
>>73141038
IF HE IS, THEN HE NEED TO GO OUT THERE AND DO A SUMMERSAULT ON THE FLOOR
>all those normies in traffic
MOVEMENT
>oh my god
>*Sighing gasp*
I thought I had a porn tab open, Jaysus
Jesus fucking christ this has gone on too long, why didn't the cops just treat it like any other fucking felony stop, what the actual fuck is going on here?
holy shit! That traffic. Looks like rainbow road and shit
>being is california traffic
>all because of one guy
That traffic is the reason why I own a motorcycle
>I drive on 91 everyday ama
Holy mother of fuck that 91
>thousands
Jesus dude, come on. That is hundreds of thousands.
HAVE A HEART FRANKIE
biker faggots
webm of that traffic
>>73141194
You have never been in LA traffic.
>dat wedding ring
I didn't know Kinsey was married. Not that I won't fap to her pics now that I know but it's interesting.
HERES THE BANE POSTING FROM THE CAR CHASE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T7Xj_VHYVk
holy fuck... and I thought chicago traffic was bad
I WOULD BE SO FUCKING PISSED AT THESE COPS IF I WAS IN THAT TRAFFIC. JUST SHOOT THE FUCK OUT OF THIS GUY ALREADY
>ALL THAT TRAFFIC
THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES
JESUS CHRIST
>I don't know how SWAT can get there with all this traffic
Um, get on a later exit and drive opposite direction?
>>73141234
>>73141248
I-5 master race
>>73140973
That costs a good amount of money to do
Frankie stop it
Shieeeet. And here I was, bitching for being stuck in traffic for 10mins today
>>73141256
I don't know if I would go that far
just fucking shoot it up already, that traffic is crazy
>>73141234
Why are drivers on the 91 such fucking assholes.
>THAT TRAFFIC
MEXIFORNIANS BTFO ONCE AGAIN
LET'S HOLD UP TRAFFIC FOR OVER 9000 HOURS
>commuter traffic
>not being a neet neckbeard
shiggy
wow im glad i live in a low population country
>>73141208
This is the ultimate BLM traffic block maneuver
So this is basically just FUCKING NOTHING?
I'm late to the party, can anyone spoonfeed me the happenings so far?
can anyone confirm that kinsey is a coalburner, i don't want to believe it's true
Do people take shits in the shoulder in this type of traffic?
Does anyone have a webm of the other car trying to 'help'?
>they never drove in la
That's regular traffic and part of the reason why I got my license suspended for going 120 in the carpool lane by myself
I fucking hate it
>that heinious amount of traffic
>living in L.A.
>>73141361
Half are cholos with no license and insurance and the rest are asians
>>73141330
The 5 goes to Japan?
>>73141277
should have told her that Ben Garrison was about to arrive on scene
>>73141387
YOUR ENTIRE COUNTRY IS ON FUCKING FIRE RIGHT NOW FAGGOT
>>73141427
yes
>>73141297
Well if it makes you feel any better there's probably a black guy stuck in that traffic jam that will get arrested and be his cellmate and fuck him in the ass
do these commie cucks in californias build their highways without any exits?
>He tried to avoid the wall
Not under Trump's watch!
>>73141427
she's not
>>73141409
Baneposting
>Kinsey will NEVER read your tweets
was getting caught part of his plan?
Thank god I no longer have to drive in LA.
>>73141409
they are literally repeating it on screen every 3 seconds
>>73141409
What you see is whats been happening senpai
Need a picture of the traffic.
>>73141427
She said herself very adamantly it's not true. This was back when FOX10 had a theread
>all these people amazed at typical socal mexican traffic
>yfw he bored a tunnel under the car
>TRYING TO AVOID THE WALL
>VICENTE FOX CONFIRMED
>>73141428
this isn't india, they just go in their pants here
why does that fucking reporter bitch speak in such an exaggerated manner
oh wait, shes american
>>73141297
They don't want to get themselves shot though.
>>73141409
Basically just a standard car chase. The police destroyed his tires and now he's just sitting there. The prevailing theory is that he already shot himself.
>call in SWAT
>they're stuck in 5km of traffic
>a spic
Are the LAPD fucking retarded? Literally just toss some tear gas at the car and he'll have to get out eventually.
>>73141477
Yes. It's an exit just past Sacramento
>>73141409
REWIND THE STREAM
Someone meme kinsey again
>and us
thanks norm macdonald
>>73141503
eating glass is painless though? is this some joke?
>no eta
JUST
The INS should patrol that traffic and check for proof of citizenship.
What is happening? Black lives matter?
>Anaheim PD
WE DISNEYLAND PD NOW
Is she a coalbuner? Can someone ask her?
>Kinsey never read your funny maymay tweet
>>73141560
Shut up stupid jap
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
>OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
>OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR9WJSX9pnU
Lol that bitch just sent a picture of herself. GEE THANKS
>>73141536
clearly you didn't see the view when they panned away
I'm gonna need a fucking ETA
WHY DOESN'T SWAT JUST DRIVE UP FROM THE OTHER DIRECTION
>>73141560
Bad bantz slanty.
We only talk like that on the news where it's basically like another entertainment show.
>>73141297
>mfw someone jumped off an overpass in seattle and SPD cleared the scene in ~45 minutes
>>73141616
Some nignog killed someone and his monkey-ass tried to escape, but his tires popped due to him RAMMING other cars
>>73141427
she gets real defensive
>>73141560
the japanese language exaggerates literally every syllable other than beginning an end.
>He's lurking the thread in his car
kek, this guy sounds like Norm Macdonald and it's cracking me up
>>73141687
BURNING LEAVES
MODS PLEASE STICKY
He's prolly fappin one last time before he gets arrested
HOLY FUCK THAT TRAFFIC
cant swat just get brought in on choppers?
>>73141688
remember, the police specifically don't hire candidates with a high IQ
>>73141477
Yes. It goes underwater.
>>73141687
Judging by the traffic about 3 days
>>73141688
That'd be illegal.
I NEED SOME WATER
>tfw the perp has a death note
>>73138784
I need sum water.
>>73141567
If everyone lights up the car at once, that faggot isn't going to get any shots off. let alone the fact that his BACK is to all the cops
>>73141610
kek
that is a pretty typical Norm joke, and he sounds like Norm too.
>be me
>be out on first date
>coming home
>stuck in huge traffic jam
>need to poo
>poo all over my date
Feels bad man
NEED SOME WATER
NEED A WHITE BALANCE
GHOSTS
>>73141428
>white balance
Back in my day, the police would have riddle the car with bullets already and ended this charade.
MARCO HANG IN THERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wfn3Qm4Cx1o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wfn3Qm4Cx1o
THREAD THEME STREAM THEME
>>73141732
muh
HE SHAT HIMSELF
*COUGH* *COUGH*
*COUGH* *COUGH*
GET THIS MAN SOME FUCKING WATER
>>73141560
the only way to keep people's attention, at this point, is trying to elicit shock.
it's sad, but it is what it is.
WATER GOD DAMNIT
IM FREAKING OUT
>I need some water!
>>73141734
That coalburner meme is the very reason why they banned the chat kek
SWAT EN ROUTE
EXCEPT THERES FUCKLOADS OF TRAFFIC
I AM FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW
>>73141759
Jesus fuck that's going to take hours to clear out.
>>73141759
>wait line for Trump rally.webm
>>73141588
How do her employers let her day this? It's funny though.
FREAK OUT
>FREAK OUT
FREAK OUT
>FREAK OUT
FREAK OUT
>FREAK OUT
FREAK OUT
>FREAK OUT
FREAK OUT
>FREAK OUT
FREAK OUT
>FREAK OUT
FREAK OUT
>FREAK OUT
>>73141616
I dont think so, we saw his hand earlier and it wasn't black
STAY HYDRATED
DON'T FREAK OUT
WHITEBALANCE
>>73138784
https://instasync.com/r/v4c
https://instasync.com/r/v4c
https://instasync.com/r/v4c
https://instasync.com/r/v4c
WATER
WE NEED WATER OVER HERE
I NEED SOME FUCKIN WATAH
>>73141138
Kill yourself you fuckin loser
Someone get this man some water
FRESH
BREAD
>>73141903
>>73141903
>>73141903
>>73141560
>>73141560
get out korean gook
>>73141687
TANKS IN 30 HOURS
>>73141759
>>73141872
>and they say suicide by train is selfish
Dude i just freaked the fuck out. This guy needs water so he can stop freaking me out
CMON ITS AMERICA, JUST SHOOT HIM!
>>73141732
HNNNNGGGG
>that flash of white
PANIC
How the fuck is it dark in LA? It's still light in Vancouver. I thought we were in the same timezone.
IT'S RUBIO
goddam commercials
>They called in the Anaheim mighty SWAT
>>73141885
This especially since she pretends to be so nice on air.
MIGRATE
>>73140354
MIGRATE
>>73140354
MIGRATE
>>73140354
MIGRATE
>>73140354
MIGRATE
>>73140354
MIGRATE
>>73140354
>>73141881
>Mass deportation on development
GET NORM MACDONALD SOME TRUMP ICE STAT
WE WILL NOT MAKE TOP OF THE 9
REPEAT
NOT MAKING TOP OF THE 9
Is that kinsey the coal burner talking in the backround???
>>73141824
>poo all over my date
thought that what all japs do on dates
Start numbering the threads retards
>>73141759
I'd just pull of to the side of the road and camp out for the night, fuck that shit. What a fucking nightmare
OVER
IT
>don't you fucking dare
DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE US
>>73141824
You just outed yourself as a proxyfag
>>73142039
This
doge spotted
>>73141948
Vancouver is much further west.... Have you ever even looked at a map?
>>73138784
how many cars are there
>>73141790
Kek, was thinking this.
Celebrity guesses?
I say Kobe.
>LAPD
>Needing to call SWAT for one guy.
there are people in that traffic that need to take a nasty fucking cinco de mayo shit right now
there are people in that traffic who just got done working a 12-hour shift and are struggling to stay awake long enough to make it home to have a drink and get in bed to bust out another 12 hours jobbin' tomorrow
a single mom is losing $14/hour to a babysitter fucking around on her cellphone instead of watching her son because she's stuck in traffic
someone in that traffic was on his way to get his rocks off but got cockblocked by this stupid nigger
A father who spent all day ripping up carpet in some ghetto fucking tenement and wants only to see his kids for a few precious minutes before they fall asleep will have to wait until next week to see his kids because that fucking BITCH Debra takes them back tomorrow
imagine all the combined man-hours of life lost to this traffic jam because of one stupid motherfucker
and some people will argue that his life is worth preserving
>>73141428
Considering in America people sit long enough on toilets to take out their phone?
FUCKING KEK
Calling a peaceful surrender to the swat team
>these hicks
lel
WE'RE IN A FUCKING LOOP. OH GOD REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>30
>SECOND
>DELAY
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>73141948
They're closer to the equator
where the fuck is kinsey, why are we listening to these assholes?
GOT A HILLBILLY AND HIS FAT BABY MAMA ON THE SCENE
HE'LL PUT A STOP TO THIS MESS
>this retard just put herself in a loop
H-HE'S TOO FAST!
HERE THEY COME!
why don't they get someone else on the phone who actually has brain cells.
>>73142196
cucк, you forgot to mention all the 4chan anons sitting around waiting for something to happen. we are suffering too
WE HAVE ENTERED THE LOOP
>This is television in 2016
holy fuck why are those police units fighting traffic to get there
here comes the cavalry!!
SWAT INBOUND
SWAT INBOUND
SWAT INBOUND
SWAT INBOUND
SWAT INBOUND
>mfw I just wanted to fap then go to bed but I thought I'd swing by /pol/ first real quick.
every time I think I'm gonna get away it just drags me back in fuck.
Kek
Why are they coming to Tennessee... REEEEEEEEEE
>>73142196
#BlackLivesMatterMore
>WE JUST LEFT IRVINE
thanks bro
>>73142196
this.
but we already knew that.
guess it's worthy to get a reminder now and then.
>LA
not even once
WHERE THE NEW THREAD AT
mew bread
>>73141903
>>73141903\
>>73141903
>>73142496
They're gonna visit me in Memphis!! WTF Would anyone want to come to this shit town?!
>>73141759
>not having the sound for that kinsey moan
please someone save this.
>>73141285
>>73141298
the freeway is shut down.
this is LA county but not near the city.
this is by Corona on the I-91
>>73142918
>audio on boards other than /wsg/
i have it, somewhere but i wont look for it
THAT FUCKING TRAFFIC
Imagine being stuck in this traffic.
SWAT on site!
>>73138784
fucking love following that guy on twitter, he replies to the weather channel tweets hahaha hilarious love you K...KEEP ME POSTED guy
QUICK!!!
VOTE ON THE SUSPECT'S ETHNICITY
http://www.strawpoll.me/10140115
what mercedes model is that?
s class?
BEARCAT
>>73143718
what's his twitter?
>>73140508
reddit's the fall guy senpai
we are the patriarchs of the shadows
Is that her boss or something? She seems to be taking it serious now.
>>73143779
s550 mercedes
>>73143824
@scapesrus
>>73143938
ty anon
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