>Be Me
>Political Science major
>Dicking around with some of the other guys before class
>Somehow classic Disney cartoons get brought up
>I mention that my favorite is the one with Donald Duck and the Nazis
>Other guys laugh, "yeah that's a good one man"
>That is, except for one nu-male
>Unclean face, acne, a pathetic excuse for a beard he was working on
>The smell of weed is distinct
>He complains that watching that cartoon is bad because of the "insensitive racial stereotypes"
>Other guys chime in "eh, I never had a problem with them, it's kinda funny, good cartoon"
>nu-male says that obviously they're not offended because they're white, but we shouldn't talk about the cartoon like that because People of Color might be.
>I stare right into his beady little eyes
>"Are you implying that one can't be racist against whites?"
>"Yes, it's impossible to discriminate against white people"
>Bring up Affirmative Action and how it actively discriminates against whites
>His face contorts, I've obviously contradicted his closely-held worldview
>"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"
>I'm not joking at all, he literally says that
>Shrieking like a little girl
>If his voice had gotten any higher, the windows would've shattered
>Starts calling me all the usual buzzwords
>Other guys I was talking with try to defend me (God bless em)
>Professor walks in
>nu-male starts yelling at him about how I was saying racist things and violating the safe space
>Based Prof doesn't care, he has tenure
>Tells nu-male that if he has a problem, he should talk it up with his superiors
>nu-male huffs off to tattle to the Dean or something
>Presumably whoever he took it up with told him to fuck off too, cause I never heard anything back
>Laugh about it with the other guys later
What have you done to piss off libtards lately, /pol/?
>>73097485
>>73097441
It's not Friday yet. Give it a break.
>>73097365
YOUR A FUCKING WHITE MALE
I changed my phones mobile Hotspot name to Can't Stump the Trump. Caused some massive SJW butthurt at my school. It even made it on our Facebook page, enough complained about it.
Now I make an effort to turn the Hotspot on everytime I'm at school. Battery drain be damned.
>>73097916
Top Kek!
Fucking bullshit
Make your lies believable next time
>>73097485
Woah woah woah what the fuck. That cannot be real surely?
>>73097916
Bitches whine about the hotspot name but use the data anyway.... Fucking cunts!
>>73097365
I had these made. I'm gonna sticker bomb Whole Foods and Target.
>>73098020
Well, It's NOT a lie, but you can go on believing what you want.
Besides, mainly this is just an SJW hate thread. Adding my contributions now.
>>73098331
I can't speak for the one in the picture. But I have seen giant toilets like this irl. I've never actually seen one installed. I was in a plumbing shop once, picking up some parts, and they had out out on the floor. Me and all the other pipefitters/plumbers had a really hearty laugh about it. We started doing all sorts of things. One guy sat on it, and pretended to fall in. Then 4 guys sat on it at once. Was a great time.
>>73098412
Add something like
>Using this makes you racist
>>73098616
Nice!
I kek for myself here in cuckland.
The dumb ones actually buy in to all of it.
The smart ones does it to get laid.
The neutral who live somewhat healthy can actually see what is true or not in the things the two previous say.
But overall it does indeed look like cuckland.
>>73099662
True though, even though my gf is a virgin/smart and has the ability to lose weight I'm thinking of dumping her for a skinnier chick. What annoys me is she's too shy to have sex because of it....
Damn though we just made out cause I thought we'd bang. It's gonna be a tough one dumping her...wish me luck...:(
>>73097365
PAIN
>>73100845
Good luck burgerbro! You'll find the one eventually.
>>73101133
Oh god what the hell is that?!
It belongs in a zoo, whatever it is.
>>73101335
it's chris chan
>>73101053
>>73101133
I'm glad I've never yet seen anything like this here
>>73101335
This thing :
https://www.google.fr/search?q=ahuviya+harel&biw=1920&bih=979&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiYy_2L68PMAhUG6xoKHSfTD5oQ_AUIBygB
>>73097365
Have fun getting kicked out of University over some bullshit
>>73097782
weee spot the lardass
>>73101401
What a repulsive man.
>>73101715
Too true any more.
>>73101401
The funny thing is the KGB would send this faggot to the gulags
>>73101053
>>73101133
>man hates himself
>associates his self hatred with the torment he receives from other men
>rather than self examine, man assumes that it is the nature of men to torment him
>decides to rebel and reject masculinity as a whole
>instead of acting like dandies of the past, he takes it a step further and calls himself a woman
wew lad
>>73101133
Saved as apex_cringe.jpg
>>73101243
Thanks, I could totally land one I'm just lazy and thought I could get an easy lay std free...turns out the challenge is always more worth it.
I would have joined the Army in the glory days of America but until we're Jew and shitskin free I don't see the point
>>73101401
That Star
Same "guy".
>>73098759
>devolves into the oft-argued "some people can generate fat out of nothing but the oxygen they breathe"
aside from that, good read.
>>73101401
I wish the Soviet Union was still around solely because faggots like this. They would try to immigrate there, only to learn that actual communists hated gays too and if this tranny shit was around back then, it would have meant instant gulag. The USSR actively encouraged heterosexuality in order to boost birthrates, and denounced homosexuality as an invention of bored aristocrats in Europe who were so jaded by regular sex and luxury that they would fuck other men just for some variation.
>>73102412
>Aristocrats
Was it the Greedy Jews or the Beady Eyed Anglo?
Argh it's so confusing!
There should be a course on /pol/ memes
>>73098625
>Now he and the rapist are working together (!!!)
If this is Poe's Law, it's very well done. If not, justice does indeed exist in the world.
She shouldn't be too upset though, she can always find another dude to leech off or go home to live with her parents.
>>73097365
>Be Me
stopped reading there
>>73101053
>>73101133
>>73101401
>>73102322
>>73102411
>>73102538
>>73101401
>>73102296
>>73102322
>>73102411
>>73102538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE2M7g_IWSE
>>73102708
>Beady Eyed Anglo
You mean blatant divide and conquer kike propaganda?
>haha this european people are actually not white!
>regards, a jew
>>73097365
>things that never happened
>look at how awesome i am huh guys
>>73101053
>>73101133
>>73101401
>>73102411
>>73102538
>>73103048
>>73098677
kek'd and saved. Thanks for that anon.
>>73103310
Saved!
>>73101053
>>73101133
antifa in a nutshell
>>73101883
Nice thumbnail.
>>73097732
This autism is beyond heavens.
You're a fucking man, be proud of your beard just like women are proud of their boobs or whatever
>>73103165
That voice....
>>73103701
That beard was pretty shitty looking though. Looks better without it, but for the wrong reasons.
>>73098616
stop it
you fucking normie
>>73097365
Who is this guy in the pic? I keep seeing his pic all over the board tbqh
>>73098677
>8)
Women and children first: for the White Christian world, it meant something different for those riding on the Titanic than it does for Islam.
>>73104003
Carl the Cuck
>>73104003
He is a liberal faggot who was on some /pol/acks video, after he was given well thought-out arguments by said /pol/ack, he replied "Are you serious?"
>>73102324
desu that student they described probably has a thyroid or kidney condition that causes him to retain water. Shit makes it impossible to keep weight off and it behaves in the manner they describe. It's super treatable though, especially if he's a young man.
>>73101206
>evidence doesn't mean shit in the real world
>>73104250
>>73104003
turns out it was infowars.
here's the vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU3vcvGpALQ
>>73103779
>mfw someone saved my art
:')
>>73098616
FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>73104250
>he replied "Are you serious?"
>>73103701
I have a shitty thin beard of three colours senpai, I have to trim it short at the very least. Can't be proud
>>73099095
kek
>>73097365
>be me
does you is be the you?
stopped reading
learn to greentext, nub oxygen thief
>>73097789
you're* try again mate
>>73101053
>>73101133
>>73101401
>>73102411
>>73102538
>>73103048
>Stalin died for this
>>73101626
thank the northern gods, man
>>73102845
This sounds so made up and even her name is Stacey i wouldn't take this seriously.
>>73105542
">be me" has been part of greentext canon for the better part of a decade, whether you like it or not.
Not like you'd know that though
>>73101133
>boy tears
but isn't that...
>>73106356
Yep.
Post your best stories.
I want to get angry.
>>73101243
>>73101206
this fucking guy is great
>>73097365
he was right though. affirmative action isn't racist to white people and it's impossible to institutionally discriminate against white people in Western countries.
>>73108984
But that's not true.
>>73108984
source?
>>73103965
>normie
The term is normalfag, fuck off back to /r9k/
>>73104669
>yo put yo hand on me
that's gayer than cum on a mustache
>>73109545
>>73109736
let's take a look at affirmative action. PoC especially blacks were institutionally barred from enrolling colleges up until the Civil Rights Movement. Meanwhile white people were enrolling colleges without obstructions. Due to legacy system white people had an edge after legalistic restrictions against BPoC were lifted. Legacy system remained in place with 10%-30% of students in Ivy League institutions being admitted on the grounds of legacy system. Since these students are predominantly white these institutions resorted to correct that by implementing affirmative action which (only somewhat) levels the playing field.
I think I've actually never encountered any actual SJWs. I remember an introductory event at a university some five years ago when I decided to sit in on a "Gender Studies" lecture and learned all about how butter is now sexist because some company had decided to put a picture of a man on butter in blue wrappers and one of a woman on the red. But that seems to be as close as I have ever gotten.
Have I been doing something very right or very wrong? Anyway, bump for stories.
>>73108984
thats great sharen
>>73098625
What were the responses?
>>73110893
I'm Canadian you stupid fuck, blacks were never institutionally barred from enrolling here.
You said Western countries, not the fucking US, so don't tailor your arguments to just one country.
Hey OP, whats it like taking PolSci?
