REMINDER TO REGISTER AND GET OUT AND VOTE
http://elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/
NE, WV: May 10th
OR: May 17th
WA: May 24th
CA, MT, NJ, NM, SD: June 7th
PUSH THE (((((CEILING))))) HIGHER
>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: LMAOALLOFTHEM
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LATEST BANTZ
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule/
TV STREAMS
https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
RALLIES/TH
>Indiana Victory Speech 5/3/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oO4YqOGClY
>South Bend, IN 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhHuMW7haS8
>Carmel, IN 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qf1eUb-9L8
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Morning Joe 5/4/2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JWv-Db2xeQ
>Trump on Fox and Friends 5/4/2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hyVjEByFFg
>Trump on Today Show 5/4/2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueXDzz0Kdj4
>Trump on Hannity 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDvOdZF-hzo
>Trump on CNN 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAY3UbtHCTk
ENTERTAINMENT
>Based Taiwanese Animators
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOjJUgADNaI
>Shapiro Has A Message for Trump Supporters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9-bueSEWL8
>Why Becky is Imploding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmpCF55IaMA
>Cruz Hits his Wife in the Face after Dropping Out
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/727665400687800320
>Unofficial Campaign Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD7inyUaA6Y
>Lynne Patton "The Trump Family That I Know"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxaKUo5naoY
>300: Making America Great Again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7I92r9GqUw
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
first for hillary
second for yeb!
FIRST FOR ALEX
I really want a Chris Christie VP
What the fuck is up with all the Hillary shilling?
Fourth for Nate Silver
ATTENTION CALIFORNIA AND NEW MEXICO:
REGISTER AS A DEMOCRAT ASAP so you can vote for the communist
You have until 5/10 in NM
until 5/23 in CA
God Emperor is in, let's make the Dems sweat it out
>fuck trump
kek
Why do they never ask why Hillary can't win the white vote?
Guess I'm a #Cruzmissile now
>>73060458
Trump is up against a real payroll now faggot. Since he's a crypto jew he better start taking in donation or he's going to get BTFO.
MAGA!
Bring it on Hill Shills!
Reposting for laughs
>>73060499
>RACISM WILL NEVER WIN
I hope you're right.
Every time Hillary makes a "Trump is racist" remark, Trump should just buy air time replaying her Robert Byrd comments.
DAILY REMINDER: only one candidate in the race has a "dear friend" who was a KKK Wizard.
>>73060499
Damn post deleted before I could repsond
>>73060489
This is what they want, they think new Trump voters aren't going to go out and vote if they believe Trump already won.
Don't meddle with the dems, the bern victims that will join us already know they will if bernie doesn't win, the rest of them won't even get out to vote if hillary wins
>>73060489
Don't do this. Go vote for Trump. Cruz and Kasich are still on the ballot so we can't have you sitting at home. How embarrassing would it be to not get the 1237 as the only candidate left in the race?
Let's make Trump Drumpf again. Get it trending on twitter.
>>73060648
And the best for last.
>>73060317
LOL the shills are so desperate they're trying to convince people not to post in TrumpGen because "we already got Trump elected guys".
>time to stop these threads now, time for a break :^)
tfw these threads won't stop until Trump leaves office
Reminder to ignore shills instead of responding. They know they can't change minds so they disrupt conversation. Ignore and keep on Trumpin.
>>73060666
Mark of the shill.
>>73060666
Fuck off Satan.
AHEAD OF SCHEDULE AND UNDER BUDGET
>>73060715
I just like posting anti-Hillary pics. Gives me an excuse.
Will there be anymore high energy rally after Trump becomes the presumptive nominee?
>>73060666
>666
Hillary at work here is see
>>73060702
>increasingly more inclusive interpretation of our Constitution
>translation: politicians (including but especially, Obama) wiping their ass with the Constitution
Correct the Record is here, do not give them (you)s, please.
Turtleman for VP
>>73060820
THE ELITES ARE DROPPING THE HAMMER
BUT
WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING!!
These coming months are going to be filled with so many shills and trolls.
Not that it matters of course because we are still winning and we're going to keep on winning.
EVERYONE TURN ON CSPAN NOW!q!!
>>73060572
>Trump is up against a real payroll now faggot.
There was almost $400 MILLION spent against Trump in the primaries alone, and most of that was before he had Manafort on board. He still won handily, spending less than $50 million. Assuming the same rough 10:1 spending ratio for victory in the general, he can tank a $2 billion counterattack with $200 million of his own money, which even the least generous estimates of his net worth will admit he's good for. Unless the left is willing to spend $3 billion between now and November shilling for Hillary, they can't just outspend Trump and expect to win.
>>73060830
Dindu nuffin.
>>73060715
I disagree. Point them out always so newfriends know better. And pointing them out usually triggers a discussion about Hillary's corruption and criminality, and there is never too much of that
I miss Ted
>>73060648
>Global Moderator
kek, good stuff. If they were another random person they would probably be banned
>>73060666
>Get it trending on twitter.
Hasn't that ship sailed a long time ago Satan?
Its not trending. It won't trend . It was never funny.
Can take some maga hat requests
>>73060866
some of you NEET shitposters should get jobs with Correct the Record and fuck their shit up
Good morning /pol/, tis the beginning of a new era, the Trump era.
>>73060704
>We don't need to keep making Trump Generals.
>Trust me.
>>73060895
This.
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2016/05/general_election_headtohead_polls_appear_biased_against_trump.html
Is this just wishful thinking or is there some validity to the criticism?
>>73060877
I'm just glad I never have to see cruz missile posting ever again
>>73060942
IA a cute!
have you started your hillary maymays folder?
Journalism is dead
http://archive.is/9MGkw
Someone please bomb Salon so they can just die already
>>73060895
I suppose you have a point, it just pains me to see a thread turn into "fuck off Romania".
We need to keep everyone reminded that literally no one here supports Clinton, too.
>>73060933
Shit's a fucking echo chamber of cucked SJW bullshit. I'm not a member there but they jump on anyone who disagrees like hyenas like every other forum.
>>73060666
>Make Trump Drumpf again. I'm a cuck REEEEEEEEEEEE...
How about us great patriots put you on the other side of the Great Trump Wall, and you can Drumpf all the way down to Guatemala. How about we rid the country of the liberal masses with their dumbass meme. Make Memes Great Again.
>founder of anti trump pac
"His support still hasn't increased"
HOW CAN YOU FUCKING BE SO GOD DAMN DELUSIONAL THAT YOU FUCKING THINK THE GOD DAMN LAST MAN STANDING HAS A CIELING? FUCK THIS BITCH. HANG HER
Katie Packer is a dumb bitch and Ben Sasse is the ultimate cuck.
>>73060877
In a couple of days of their futile attempts to disrupt conversation here, they'll realize they're wasting time and money and focus their efforts on another site.
>>73060999
>Stand with the True Conservative: Hillary Clinton.
>>73061009
hillary memes have yet to be weaponized
still pretty dank, though
PRO TRUMP GUY ON CSPAN RIGHT NOW
>>73060999
Checked
>>73060489
Still a registered dem so im voting for the commie in the primary, trump in the general
>>73061028
Trump knows how to spend his money, mane.
>>73060317
God this shilling blitzkrieg is both hilarious and annoying. Trump really stirred up the hillary hornets nest. She must be shit terrified of trump establishing an early tone of the general while he can beat the shit out of her while she fends off a decripit communist jew which she should have beaten 2 months ago.
I hope it isn't like this for the next 6 months. A constant war of shill vs. Trump loyalists. The shills are obvious and not very creative.
>>73061082
>couple of days
>not knowing this shit will be going until November
oh boy
>mfw Trump put Stone and Manafort on the same campaign team with one purpose - maim, kill, burn Hillary Clinton
No wonder Cruz and Kasich bailed, nobody wants to share the absolute shit storm that Hillary is about to feel
Give me the delegates, Donald. Remember the second ballot, Donald.
>>73061028
>>73060769
How is this even possible?
The giant corporations must be shitting in their pants right now. Knowing trowing money at something won't work.
they're trying to warn us
https://youtu.be/uEc3tOk9Umg
>>73061070
Is Ben Sasse a RINO? He acts like one.
I have a feeling he was being vetted as VP by the one of other cuck campaigns and is salty about them having to drop.
>>73060886
Yeah cause JEB! is the same as facing the Democrat party. Not even close.
Has someone made a super cut of every time cruz has said trump's name
>>73061009
i don't think hillary's meme should be comical at all.
we're talking about a corrupt war criminal who has literally had many of her and her husband's critics assassinated and leaked state secrets to China and Russia with a private email server based in her home.
not fucking funny. this warped monster needs to be kept out of the white house BY ANY MEANS
CITIZENS UNITED LITERALLY SUPPORTING TRUMP NOW
It's ALL OVER guys! TRUMP is the NOMINEE!
Now it's time to "Start me up" against war criminal Hillary Rodham Clinton. Watch!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oBze2CPbMPU
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/live-tv/us/c-span-live-stream
CSPAN stream if anybody wants to watch
>all this shilling on CNN
why am i forcing myself to watch it
it's 90's levels of Clinton dick-sucking
>>73061143
>>73061170
It's a bit sad the best Cruz meme reared its head just as he dropped out.
It will take until the next rally for enough symbiotic meme magic to mark Clinton.
We did it bros! Trump won! Now everyone that lives in the states that havent voted yet can stay home on election day, order a pizza, crack open a brewski and get comfy, 4chan style!
>>73061010
>salon
Fucking retards that work there. Have you ever seen a pro Trump article from them? Or even a neutral one?
>>73061217
That's not good
>>73061241
That documentary coming out about the Clinton foundation is going to provide Trump and his loyal memesters with months worth of ammunition.
>>73061010
>we must shame dumb Trump fans
Isn't that what they've been doing for almost a year now? How''s it working for them?
>>73061193
>libs threatening to go full jihad
>implying I haven't been praying for the Culling for years.
I personally welcome Trevor Noah to come at me
>>73061291
Stop.
>>73061291
This. FEELTHEHILL
>>73061010
YEAH SALON, THAT WILL ENDEAR THEM TO YOUR CHOSEN CANDIDATE YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>>73061028
Here's a good model for communism vs capitalism.
>>73061214
Yes to all that. But she's also an alcoholic and a stroke victim, so there's plenty there to laugh at too.
>>73061107
Stream? The only one I can find requires provider verification.
>>73061010
They don't learn, do they?
>>73061010
>Yeah let's shit on the voters that will surely change their mind!
What a fucking joke
>>73061284
Cat a best
Kek, ultra redneck called into cspan
I personally advocate for a Jeb Bush third part candidacy.
>>73060799
pls respond
>>73061147
It won't be as much volume as it has been the last day at least, there will always be shills no matter what is happening, of course.
LMAO THIS GUY ON CSPAN
YOU TELL 'EM CLETUS
WHITE LIVES MATTER BROTHER WOO HOO
>>73061193
Don't start fires you can't put out.
>>73061064
They'll be shouting about that ceiling meme from now until July
>>73060666
Trump 2016
>>73061342
What kind of drugs is Bill on? Dude looks lost 90% of the time
>>73061465
Yes if course wtf
What kind of dirt will Trump dig up on Hilary? I hope the rape thing is brought to attention. My friends don't know about it and if they hear it from me, they'll think its BS.
Trump, please bring up Hilary's rape cover-ups with Bill.
I feel bad for Ted
>Trump hasn't made a tweet in almost an entire day
>>73060489
FUCK YOU
CALIFORNIA!
YOU NEED TO BE REGISTERED REPUBLICAN TO VOTE FOR TRUMP AND GET YOUR "I DIDN'T VOTE FOR A GOD-DAMNED COMMUNIST OR A CANADIAN" STICKER
YOU CAN REGISTER ONLINE
> http://registertovote.ca.gov/
YOU CAN LOOK UP YOUR POLLING PLACE TOO
> http://www.sos.ca.gov/elections/polling-place/
YOU HAVE UNTIL MAY 23RD, VOTE IS ON JUNE 7TH
DON'T BETRAY THE DONALD
> HE'S COMING
>>73060769
As god intended.
>>73061197
You're right, Jeb was arguably a tougher opponent. He at least wasn't actively shaming the majority of the country like SJWs are, and he became governor of a large state in his own right. Hillary's entire career, all the way back to the 1980s, has been riding Bill's coattails and shouting "MUH VAGINA" at anyone who dared oppose her.
On a more process-oriented level, I worked with the Obama campaign for most of 2012 in New Hampshire. I know what a winning campaign looks like, and how it's organized. Hillary has no shot at recapturing the magic of either Bill or Barack's campaign, and is badly alienating the youth demographics that will be needed to mount any kind of ground game in the general.
tl;dr SHE'S SCHLONGED AGAIN
>>73061291
>THIS SHIT AGAIN
just
u
s
t
>>73061465
yeah. He's in West Virginia campaigning today.
>>73061403
http://www.c-span.org/video/?408674-1/washington-journal-552016&live
>>73061214
You're right, but the meme potential of Hillary's borderline autism MUST NOT go untapped.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxfMUEf9otQ
>>73061535
Trump and the Clintons were good friends I hear. I'm assuming he know some deep dirt
>>73061214
The criminal aspect will be explored no doubt, but remember /pol/s fuel and the spark of Meme Magic itself has always been humor.
Hillary is the anti-humor candidate. She is the embodiment of the PC police that is crippling the Western World and Academia.
Trump is love and more importantly Trump brings LIFE. Actual gut laughs that the pundits scoff at and call problematic like calling Ted Cruz a pussy, whilst Trumps actual targets he is trying to impress applaud him for it.
>>73061519
#SAVEBILLFROMHILLARY
So if Goldman Sachs are all powerful shills why did Cruz loose? Is the narrative of
>DA JOOS!
a lie?
>>73061291
That was painful to read.
https://www.opensecrets.org/pres16/contrib.php?cycle=2016&id=N00000019&type=f
https://twitter.com/georgesoros
>>73061602
>HAHA SEE YOUNG KIDS I AM JUST LIKE YOU
>>73061628
Donald "Teflon Don" Trump is jewproof.
>>73060965
It's a beautiful thing anon. God bless you. God bless all of us. We need the extra bit of help to Finnish this thing off.
POL IS VOTING FOR A CRYPTO JEW IN TRUMP
L O L
O
L O L
O
L
FUCKING USEFUL IDIOTS
>>73061569
Are you voting Trump? What made you come over to this side, if you don't mind me asking.
Or are you a Bernout?
>>73061519
>>73061582
thanks famalams
>If Bernie doesn't win every state from here on with huge margins he loses no matter what
kek
>>73061264
Fucking Clinton News Network strikes again, MSNBC yesterday was shilling every single old head to head poll they could find
>>73061545
Trump is probably as stunned as we are that Cruz and Kasich gave him an extra two months on Hillary. As much as I want to hate him for his lying and deceit, Cruz deserves some credit for dropping out when he did.
>>73061680
thanks nordic bro
>>73061414
absolutely
>>73061719
Meh, I'm already a crypto-jew myself
>mfw people who voted for George W. Bush twice won't vote for Trump because they think he'll ruin this country
>>73061752
Thank God, I want his supporters to suffer.
Now that Trump has sealed the deal, everyone should switch parties and vote for Hillary to troll Bernie supporters, ha ha can you imagine the communist tears on reddit?
Holy shit. Hillary is in a three man race right now. She still has to beat Bernie in her own primary and Trump just got opened up to do nothing but run a general election campaign for the next six months.
>>73061535
I'm sure he has a file cabinet full of shit to wheel onto the debate stage, so to speak.
Expect to see:
>emails
>benghazi
>ukraine
>foundation
>defending a rapist and laughing about it (whenever she plays the woman card)
>maybe even allowing a brutal dictatorship to come to power in Honduras
mentioned in every single debate.
>Clinton rape allegations and evidence thereof
calling in to cspan now to bash hillary
Has anyone the picture of all Nate silvers articels
>>73061816
He is not a con-ser-va-ti-ve
>>73061752
He'll do it, as long as his supporters can convince their wife's son to donate his weekly paycheck to him; and phonebank 24/7. They should aim to phonebank in other countries now, seeing as the entire populous of the United States didn't do shit.
>>73061835
No. Vote Bernie to keep Clinton burning time and energy on defeating him.
>>73061842
I love how Trump has possibly two months just to lob shit over the fence whilst getting his campaign together, whilst Hillary struggles to beat an aging Socialist.
>>73061835
Haha, could you imagine that the establishment would shill for a contested GOP convention?
>>73061888
for those digits, I got you, toothpaste
call cspan to bash hillary 2027488000
>>73061816
Which video is this from?
>>73061914
How about you vote Trump so we don't lose on a one man race?
People are going to get so fucking sick of Hillary.
>>73061888
>>73061941
>>73061816
>mfw people who voted for George W. Bush twice won't vote for Trump because they think he'll ruin this country
Carl Rove says that George Bush was a conservative too.
>>73061941
Nate's just mad his credibility as a statistician has been eternally fucked by this election.
>>73061976
That fucking milk carton...
>>73061888
Adding to that, as I was in your position a day ago.
Requesting pic of Nate silvers predictions of Trumps many ceilings
>>73061859
whats the original of this comic?
>>73061842
>run a general election campaign for the next six months.
OHHH HELL
IT'S ON NOW
TRUMP SUPPORTS ARE SEXIST RACIST MISOGYNIST FAGGOT NIGGERS WHO LOVE GIANT BLACK DICK UP THEIR BLOWN OUT ASSHOLES
>>73062034
never saw that shit
https://twitter.com/natesilver538/status/718836449424977920
Reminder to bully Nate Shillver until he posts an apology.
>>73061835
You are only embarrassing yourself.
http://www.tedcruz.com/
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>You will never be as assblasted as Cruzlims are right now
You know what to do /pol/
NEED MORE HILLARY MEMES TO SHITPOST ON #BERNIEORBUST WITH. OUT WITH THEM.
>>73061816
They are probably like that fag from South Carolina that asked that question about Trump saying Bush lied about WMD's and saying how offended he was by it.
Fuck Bushites.
>>73062132
It's been like that the whole election
>>73061976
Bill Burr has a glorious rant about Hillary's voice. It will simply not compare to The Dons voice on stage, it is shrill and patronizing and browbeating. I couldn't imagine listening to it for inspiration or leadership for 4-8 years.
>>73061602
>Look peasants, I, Hillary Clinton, am just like you regular people!
>>73062099
you nailed it
>>73061729
I voted Trump in Illinois and I'll do it again. I had been amused by Trump's troll antics practically since day one since he was rustling my families' jimmies. It was Trump's beautiful H-1B visa reform policy that got me interested in him as a serious candidate. I work in IT, so that hits extremely close to home, and he's the only one even talking about the problem. Once I looked at the rest of his policies from primary sources and with an open mind, I was convinced. By October I was posting on trumpgen and helping dick with the MSNBC Pulse polls. Now I have a red hat, and I've been to multiple rallies, including Chicago. I admit that Trump's persuasion probably got to me on a subconscious level at least a bit, but learning more about his skill in that area only made me like the man more, so I don't mind.
Also, clarifying a point in the post you're replying to: you NEED the youth vote sewn up to run the Obama-structure of ground game that's been the template for Democratic campaigns all the way down to state rep since 2012. Old folks just don't have the stamina (hah!) to spend all day knocking doors in summer heat or November chill.
>>73062099
yep.
Wow I just heard Trump isnt self funding his campaign anymore, literally no reason to vote for him now, this is so disappointing.
>>73062115
>jews
tfw trump hasn't tweeted in 21 hours.
>>73062212
Us Clinton's enjoy a bit of head... I MEAN ON OUR BEER. ON OUR BEER.
>>73062212
..Is she actually trying to emulate the "Farage holding a pint" brit/pol/ meme?
>>73062212
>Look into my eyes
>You can trust me
>>73062022
>>73062001
How many careers have been ruined so far?
https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/728211438427381760
HE STILL THINKS HE GETS TO MAKE PREDICTIONS
HE STILL THINKS HE HAS AUTHORITY WHEN IT COMES TO ELECTIONS
>>73062244
Trump flip flopped on the H1-B thing
>>73062099
>this is true
>>73062336
No he didn't, that was media spin again.
>>73062138
the guy on now is right there are still 8 states that didn't vote
>>73062303
Truly she is the most villainous and vile of /pol/s enemies to date.
A worthy end boss for The Don. What a fucking ride this has been and will be.
>>73062303
Jesus Hillary really is the devil
>>73060556
guys.... this is bad. almost 100% chance of a trump nomination?
that's almost 0% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.
i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement.. but this is just.. t.. too much.
i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.
i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for...a c-contested convention.
i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. r-ryan.....
>>73062383
That's a nice take on the pasta. Haven't seen that one before.
>>73062314
Did Shapiro actually use "toxic masculinity" to describe Trump? The man is literally becoming an SJW
>>73062333
>Candidates who beat pundits' expectations in the primaries haven't done particularly well in the general election.
Says the fucking pundit. At this point you can predict the election 100% by just taking the literal opposite of everything Nate Tin says
>>73062339
>filename
>replying to yourself
>>73062115
>Under budget and ahead of schedule
>>73062339
>>73062099
I know I'm falling for b8, but you know there's ID on this board, yes?
>>73062271
Thats it i am #cruzmissile now
I have heard nothing but negatively from my peers about Trump. I've not seen a single political debate or Trump rally, is it worth my time to investigate? How much will it effect us up here?
Seriously bummed by Morning Cuck today.
I know numbers are bad but I didn't expect the winning to stop so suddenly. We geared up in CA for nothing. And now it's nothing except doom and gloom until Nov.
Is this how Bernie Bros feel? Am I cucked? Joe was right, he really doesn't have much time to turn this around.
https://twitter.com/Morning_Joe/status/728191726087749632
FUCKING DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT.
>>73062333
This nigga needs to change his name, he is no longer worthy of Silver.
>>73062417
just made it now :p
>>73062483
>Falling for le 'mexican vote' meme
>>73062483
kek
>>73062333
So by extension, does that mean candidates who underperform in the primaries do well in the general election? Is this guy retarded?
>>73062383
you have to name your file. depressed trump supporter is the classic.
>>73062422
It's amazing how much of a hypocrite Shapiro became overnight. I can understand being a dead set #CruzMissile being bitter at being a dud, but the sheer lack of self awareness as he commits every single one of the sins he has supposedly wrote bestselling books decrying is hypocrisy in its purest form.
>>73061941
leincreasinglynervousman.jpg
Man, you get a lot of nutjobs calling in to CSPAN.
This woman just said she wouldn't vote for Trump because his wife Melania is an "illegal immigrant" and "KGB groomed" whatever the fuck that means.
>>73062339
>>73062099
Do we even need to say anything
>>73062519
Nah, liberals still suck his dick for some reason
>>73062200
It was great to hear Bill Burr call out Bernie's "white people can't be poor" bullshit and his retarded economic policies.
>>73062554
Shapiro is the embodiment of the Eternal Jew. I'm ashamed of having ever looked up to him.
>>73062576
Melania is KGB!
topkek
>>73062383
>>73062482
You'll get a lot of shitty actors if he wins
>>73061010
>literally declaring it dangerous to feel sympathy for your political opponents
What the fuck? We're all still Americans. At least we're supposed to be.
That's stomach turning.
>>73061010
The lack of self awareness in this piece is astonishing.
>>73062483
>6 months
>doesn't have much time
maybe you have a different perception of time than I do, but I've seen Trump crush opponents in the span of a single news cycle.
>>73062650
Go spear an innocent bull to death, savage.
>>73062671
moon man looks like a banana
>>73062650
Sassy Milo is based.
>>73062517
>mikas face at reacting to this nonsense
She might be a democrat, but she's a based one
>>73062687
It took him 2 months to finish Cruz the Ooze, and honestly Cruz could've kept going if the party hadn't stopped him.
>>73062751
>two shapiros taller
so 8 feet?
>>73062695
Here we go again, how are you doing lad?
>>73062383
good one, Iceland
>>73061214
This is Underwood Tier
>>73062808
No 6 feet.
>>73062695
>innocent
>bull
Also, WHO THE FUCK IS THIS BABY AND WHY IS SHILLARY HOLDING HIM?
It's supposed to be hers?
Her grandson?
This woman just called in saying that she won't support Hillary because of her husband Bill the rapist.
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/live-tv/us/c-span-live-stream
Guys when the fuck will Trump pick his VP?
I really miss Jeb he had the best memes.
>>73062333
We are reaching levels of damage control that shouldn't even be possible.
i just puked from drunkeness for the first time.
this deosnt deserve a thread, i just need help so i dont die
>>73062808
He got in a bantz war with Ben the other night and it was hilarious.
How do we get the mod to create a Trump General sticky?
It's bullshit to recreate this thread every 5-20 minutes for 24/7
>>73062751
Little Benji really did committed Sudoku
>>73062303
Funny as shit
>>73062794
so what you're saying is, 6 months is STILL plenty of time to wreck an unhealthy, alcoholic criminal with more skeletons in her closet than a fucking graveyard.
Just ordered a MAGA hat lads
Cost me a fucking packet, £27 with P&P and it won't be here for a couple of weeks but I reckon it's worth it
https://www.amazon.co.uk/MAKE-AMERICA-GREAT-AGAIN-EMBROIDERED/dp/B014Q1JN0Q
>30 years from now
>Republican debate
>Everyone sucking Trump's dick
>"I met Trump and stood by him when everyone said he didn't have a chance"
>"Trumpnomics"
>The bible swapped for Art of the Deal
Why is Trump so based?
>>73062857
Oh that's Token Baby, gotta bring him to every democrat to kiss.
>>73062870
Probably not until after June
This is what desperation looks like.
>>73062662
They think they're fighting against crazy evangelicals who want everyone not a crazy evangelical to be burned at the stake. We might as well be superISIS to them.
>>73062912
Its better this way because people will get lost in the sticky and actually start spewing spam.
>>73062896
You're not gonna die you soft cunt, drink some water, get a bowl and and go to sleep on your side.
>>73062912
It aint happening. They want to remain neutral.
>>73062687
This anon gets it.
This is a guy who has destroyed people once he focuses on them, and after clearing the field, he gets two months to focus on Hillary.
The lead Clinton has on Trump isn't even 10 points on average. If he gains 5% and Hillary loses 5% then that gap is closed. But no, shills are already saying he can't do it in 6 months. Give me a fucking break.
>>73062896
It'll be okay Straya. Don't hold it in, puke everything out, wash your teeth. If you can stomach it, drink some water or sweet tea.
And get ready for the morning, especially if you drank only beer.
As SOON as Trump became the nominee, the entire media went full attack mode and a thousand shills show up here.
You won't win, liberals. You couldn't even get your Hitler and KKK attacks to do any damage.
In case you haven't noticed, every single attack make his numbers go up.
>>73062896
Don't die Aussie, remember your culture and push on. This is what we are bred for, stupid things like that.
>>73062896
Are you really australian?
It's ALL OVER guys! TRUMP is the NOMINEE!
Now it's time to "Start me up" against war criminal Hillary Rodham Clinton. Watch!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oBze2CPbMPU
>>73062916
>Tiny manlet jew telling other jew about American elections when his first loyalty is to Israel and the tribe
>>73062916
It's too damn funny how a flamboyant homosexual can wreck SJWs and cucks like Ben so hard.
>>73062879
There will be plenty of Hillary memes, like this bathroom access card. This is the Hillary solution to trannies.
>>73062958
Thats so fucking long. Can we send all of our trump/webb memes on his FB page and twitter? Infact has anyone been doing this? He reads his twitter feeds so its a good chance he might read on that infograph of why trump should get webb.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/05/rush-limbaugh-trump-will-hillary-landslide-proportions/
>Let me give you one little thing: My instinctive feeling right now is that Trump is gonna win, beat Hillary badly, that it could be landslide proportions…
Rush thinks Trump will crush hillary
Shillary looks even more evil and creepy than Fiorina and Rato combined
>>73062896
Eat some shrimps
>>73062960
Why do tumblr users swear so much?
>>73062960
Honestly i think most Trump fags don't even care if Trump loses. Most of us are in it just for the crazy ride. It will be great if he actually wins but Jesus these people are fucking desperate.
>>73062943
Fuck he really will be the next Reagan won't he?
I just fear that the establishment VP he might pick will George Bush his ass once he passes on.
>>73062808
He said *over* two, anon.
That means like AT LEAST 10 feet or something.
>>73062823
Actually Im doing great because Im now rooting for Hillary and shes gonna BTFO Trump and I will get to see /pol/ tears like never before in November, im literally licking my lips in anticipation
they just said on cspan trump did trademark MAGA
>>73062960
This needs to be subverted. #BernieOrBust , #AnythingButHillary. Imply Trump is not going to be reelected. Imply that Trump's presidency will cause DNC to rework itself and win 2020 in a landslide.
have the full version of this image?
>>73062896
What a sissy faggot
If you can't hold your own drinking you should just stick to milkshakes
>>73063069
I just can't bring myself to hate him. He's too funny.
>>73062662
It's a desperation move. There's no higher identity play than "I want my bloodline to survive and be happy." That's basic, universal, human instinct, and building the wall is a great fucking way to accomplish it. We are the sirens and Salon is desperately trying to be the rope tying the Democrats to the mast.
>>73063069
I love this man
[spoiler]no homo[spoiler]
>>73063159
Why would you hate him?
AMERICA FIRST FOLKS
http://www.people-press.org/2016/05/05/public-uncertain-divided-over-americas-place-in-the-world/
not a surprise to us, but Crooked Hillary will be trembling.
>>73060472
>Nate Silverstein
>>73063133
Didn't you say the same about Cruz tho? How it feels to be ALWAYS wrong?
Will you finally commit suicide after November, Deace?
>>73060489
Fuck you, Trump is setting voter records, we need to show the Republicans that nationalism gets more votes than any of their cucked politicians have in history.
>>73063120
Because that's the only thing that makes their arguments seem like there really important
>>73063064
Ok you had your laugh, now go back.
>>73060942
t-thanks senpai
>>73063120
They're all female or gay and don't have a way of conveying body language through the internet, so they swear and use FANCY FORMATTING a lot to compensate.
>>73063195
>Nate Shillversteinshekelbergbaum
>>73063106
Looks like a smile that a sociopath would master by doing emulation in a mirror
>>73063133
see >>73063097
nobody thinks this except retards like you
how long have people been saying Trump would never win shit?
>>73063144
Hungry Hobbit Kasich was already slain. Anyone got the newest version?
>>73063133
(you) are desperate for (you)s
>>73063189
Check his twitter. His bantz with Ben was some great shit.
>>73063121
That's a high quality rare pepe.
>>73063193
/pol/ is so used to homosexuals working and shilling for the other side that we are extremely suspicious of any that try to curry favor.
What we have forgotten is that gay men would have even less reason to humor feminism then we do. What is the downside to them laughing in their dyed hair fat face?
>>73063193
>jew
>faggot
>coalburner
If he was a girl /pol/ would hate him
But fuck me if Milo isn't fucking great.
>>73063201
Im a real conservative, Hillary before Trump, get this lughead out of my party
>>73063002
Cheers cunt, it's my first drink in 6 years of sobriety
thought i could handle 6 more afterwards
>>73063030
drinking as much water as i can, Blaskowiz
>>73063052
aye, i will mate
>>73063058
strewth Age of empires 3 expansion cunt
>>73063107
im not that hard Sean Bean
>>73063154
fuck you moor
>>73063097
Doesn't Rush hate Trump?
>>73061291
Actually this is probably the best way to get people in these threads motivated to get out and vote regardless.
Keep it up.
>>73062843
The Bill & Hillary relationship is literally a carbon copy of Frank & Claire's. Unhinged corruption at the highest level. Bill's presidency and his connections to organized crime, drug lords, his brother dealing coke right out of the Governor's mansion in Arkansas, the murder of Vince Foster, Bill's former bodyguard being murdered gangland style while of the payroll of Hillary to bring forth evidence to bring about a divorce, a Bill rape victim being gunned down in the middle of the day in a Subway restaurant, Whitewater, Travelgate, the Email Scandal, Hillary deleting 30k emails saying it was "only private emails that had nothing to do with the government", Hillary bribing sexual assault victims of Bill, having her thugs threaten witnesses, murdering their pets -- it's all like a fucking House of Cards spinoff.
If this woman ever becomes president, the U.S electory system has reached such a profound level of uncontrolled power and corruption that the famous constitutional right of overthrowing the government that Abraham Lincoln spoke of in his 1st inaugural address is warranted.
>>73063273
I was showing my boss at work, having a great laugh over here.
>>73062924
Wrecking Hillary is not enough, and she's much, much, much tougher than Cruz, who shit on everything himself.
And that's forgetting that Hillary is going to have an army of surrogates. Obama, Warren, etc... This war will make the primaries look like a picnic.
And honestly, Trump's growth as a candidate has not been quick enough at all. He could've easily started being eloquent while Cruz circled the drain, instead he couldn't get out of the gutter. And now people wonder if he even can.
I fucking loathe Shillery, but Trump has weaknesses the size of mountains, and that's without his party being a bunch of cunts as well.
>>73063337
Why'd you start drinking again?
>>73063287
>>73063304
The great thing about him though is that he uses all that as a shield.
They can't call him "bigoted" is a flamboyantly gay.
They can't call him "racist" if he has black bfs.
They can't call him anti semitic if he's (claims to be) a jew.
Thus his arguments can be heard and be given more credibility.
>>73062482
you're gonna have to build a wall to keep all the cucks out.
>>73063367
last I knew he did
>>73063409
Get this trending my MAGA faggots.
fuck i shouldnt have had beef strongonoff for dinner
>>73063367
I can't wait for revisionist history from both Rush and the rest of the conservative sphere how they "always knew he was different, he had a chance".
>>73063461
if he's*
>>73063330
go start a hillary general
>>73063367
Rush was pro-Cruz but he was more or less fair to Trump.At least what I've heard from him.
>>73063469
He needs to pander for the R audience...
New bread when?
>>73063330
>real conservative
>yet will vote for a libtard feminist before the republican nominee
You're no real conservative, you're a retarded faggot
>>73063337
Sugar, son. Sugar is important. You won't die so much in the morning.
>>73063227
tnx, but why there is no Sanders?
>>73061010
This just causes moderates to see how pathetic the opposing side is and join Trump. They'll never learn
>>73063421
>>73062924
The general election will be a different tone than the primaries. Trump has to appeal to tons of people who either have doubts about him, or who outright hate/fear him.
Moreover, Hillary and the Democratic party have an army of blacks and hispanics ready to pull the lever.
>>73063461
>>73063511
>>73063304
>>73063287
I'm black, I'm on the verge of making youtube videos to shill for Trump
>>73063409
all of those are alleged and never went through, we shouldn't sully bill Clinton's name with false accusations
This Hillary shill on cspan is so confused
>>73063531
not true, Hillary is a neo-conservative
>>73063457
fucking bitch ex's are being insufferable cunts again
fucking cunts want me to pitch in and pay their fucking dad's funeral
fucking cunts fucking some other dumb cunt
and im feeling lonely
thats about it
>>73063421
She's had not a single negative ad against her (except for Trump's) and she should have been able to walk to the nomination but keeps getting held back by a creaky old commie who refuses to call her out on her various transgressions. The Republican attacks on Trump will (largely) stop. Trump will turn public opinion against her with relative ease.
>>73063586
Go for it. Not that libshits will care.
>>73063570
Sanders is dead. The plan is to use his death, to build an anti-establishment effigy from his corpse and rally some Bernouts behind Trump.
>>73063497
That stuff is delicious, but paired with anything funny it becomes a killer.
With that I am off for the night, see ya's tommoz Trump /gen/, I hope newsfag will still be on to catch ausfags up.
>>73063586
I'd watch them
>>73063421
You're living in this delusion where people WANT Trump to act like a lawyer.
We like him because he is not the same formulaic candidate we've had the last 30 years. We don't want another false choice between two globalist puppets. The fact that republican elites are openly talking about Clinton being better is proof of what we've all known all along -- two faces, one voice.
Trump isn't a Republican or a Democrat. He's Donald Trump. We don't want a Republican or a Democrat. We want Donald Trump.
>>73063590
Alleged? Half of them went to court and Bill SETTLED. Monica Lewinsky was given $800 000 or something and a part in some shitty TV show to shut up.
2-3 of the most dangerous rape victims who were threatening or hinting at going public have literally been killed or "committed suicide" with a gunshot wound to the back of the head.
>>73063595
>We will get rid of the coal
>But not the coal miners
wew
>>73063586
Do it lad, it will be swell.
>>73062200
>>73062614
Was this on his podcast? Got a link? Bill Burr seems to call bullshit sometimes, but you can tell he gets the vast majority of his political knowledge from MSM and SNL.
>>73063553
i'll remember that blazkowicz
i've got to go into the city tomorrow anyway.
>>73063586
Do it, we need all firepower we can get
>>73063739
It's on some youtube video, just try searching Hillary Bill Burr.
>>73062988
We just got done telling Ted Cruz and his funding buddied to sit down and shut up. Where does this shit even come from?
>>73063747
Sweet tea if you can keep it down and even sucrose water. It diminishes the hangover. Best is IV nutrients though.
>>73061535
Star a best
> that tiny space between her panties and stockings
>>73063642
fuck it to high hell.
might as well be vomiting indian
>>73063337
Just be sure to lay on your side so if you puke again after you pass out it will run out of your mouth. Don't wanna drown.
>>73063626
Just tell them to fuck off and them and their dad are not your problem. You got nothing to say to them anymore, ever. The only way you'll move forward is if you never speak to them again. Don't even say anything to them anymore, just block their numbers and Facebook and close that chapter of your life.
Drinking will only make your life lonelier, you should find a hobby, maybe start something peaceful like gardening or writing. You'll never get anywhere if you drink though, you don't want to be that guy. Be like Trump, if Trump knew what you were doing with yourself he'd cry for you and his dead brother. Lost him at an early age to alcoholism. He couldn't be there for him, but I'll make it up to Trump by being here for you. Just take it easy, go get some rest. Tomorrow you'll have a headache. Wake up early on Saturday, it's when your real life begins.
>>73063956
will do, mate, thank you kindly, man
>>73063877
i'll keep that on a note next to my bed, blazcowiz
i feel cold
>>73061010
>We must shame and ridicule everyone who has a different political opinion than me.
>We must condemn the people who shame and disagree with a 60 year old man's right to identify as a 5 year old girl.
Salon...
Logic...
Choose one
>>73063421
>Wrecking Hillary is not enough
I really think you're underestimating the impact of Trump being able to bring up any one of dozens of failures (that got people killed) at every single debate. Even CNN admits she is a weak candidate, and Donald will pounce like a lion.
>>73063069
Milo is a pretty based faggot, I really like that guy
>>73060594
>Somethingawful
I guess that site is still a liberal circle jerk safe place?
