Hello. My name is John. I drink craft beer. I get all my political views from comedians and late night TV.
That is exactly my brother to the T. How do I redpill him?
Fuck you, that's my name. I'm also taking back the craft beer.
You can keep the comedian shit
>>73034990
I'm in Portland right now unfortunately, everyone looks like that
>>73034990
Are you trying to make fun of me? Fuck you. Stop this shit, it's 2016.
>>73035869
Oregonfag here. I formally appologize for Portland.
>>73034990
>20/20 vision
>still wears glasses
>lumberjack shirt
>craft unique beer
>sliders
>>73034990
>mfw I used to take the Colbert Report seriously and was upset when his late night show was cuckoldry
>>73034990
What the fuck is wrong with craft beer?
>>73036572
>used to take the Colbert Report seriously
are you retarded?
>John
too conservative and common, his name's prolly like Jared, Zane, Xander, William (goes by Liam), or any last name for a first name like Turner or Parker
>>73036655
I was in middle school so yes.
I drink craft beer, I support local Americans with my dollars.
>>73036618
Being conservative is synonymous with having shitty taste. Piss water in a real man's drink.
>>73037046
I'm sure this room belongs to a liberal
>>73036116
I hate it here (different guy). PDX is awful, subhuman
>>73034990
pretty much everyone drinks craft beer now it's not a hipster thing anymore.