Will he ever recover from this schlonging?
>>73023571
holy shit...
40 keks
>>73023571
Pretty sick bantz desu.
I don't care for Cruz, but fuck Full Frontal and all of their writers.
>>73023571
it wasn't human to begin with. He is a rat.
I think since Donald raped him he was allowed to terminate in the third trimester.
>>73023571
LE FUNNY WOMYNZ LMAO XDD
this is such a shit unclever joke
oh no! I didn't finish eating my sandwich! Shouldn't I be forced to carry my unviable meal to term?
I used to make jokes like this when i was like 20 and a liberal.
Now they just piss me the fuck off because I know how forced they are and how much of pat on the back you expect from people for it.
>>73024973
You captured that feel very well.
It's only marginally better than "le edgy teen xD".
It was an extremely popular form of humor while I was at University
Bitch thinks that a presidential campaign is a baby. Delusions. Delusions. Delusions.
>>73023571
Sholdn't Shillary's guards be forced to give up their guns?
>>73023571
Oh it took me a minute to place where I've heard of this tweeter and then to understand what she was talking about.
I get you. She's still an unfunny cunt.
I saw this Tweet on Buzzfeed too, OP.
#I'mWithHer xDDDDD
>>73024594
This. Like what the fuck.
>>73023571
the dude that wrote this for her i breddy gud comedian
I'm in favor of abortion choice for women, but this is shitty logic. Anyone knows that discussing a campaign and a fetus/unborn child are really different things.
There are two little girls who I just adore
I'm so happy I can see them more
>>73023571
Samantha Bee should've taken over the Daily Show. She may be a leftie but she's funny as fuck.
>and a maplenigger like me
I don't get it.
>>73023571
I generally really hate most political jokes, most abortion jokes, female comedians, and Samantha B specifically.
That one however hits the fucking sweet spot.
>>73023571
That's a pretty shit joke senpai
But Cruz got fucking rekt so i keked
>>73024594
It was pretty funny famalam
>>73025903
>a joke is supposed to be a logical argument
sure is autism in this thread, did OPs post trigger you that bad?
>>73024221
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>73024221
Savage
>>73024221
fug
>>73023945
>>73024353
>>73024594
>>73024973
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>>73026102
the fedora squad has been triggered lmao
>>73024221
Beautiful. You don't see bants like that every day.
>>73024221
BTFO
>>73023571
Can someone explain to me what this joke means? I am being completely serious here I don't get it.
>>73030545
Cruz was strongly pro-life and since his career died in development and he aborted it, it is 100% completely analogous with the life of a fetus in a woman's womb.
>>73030954
Thank you. A total Bernie Bro shared it on the book of jew and I couldnt figure out why. How is that fucking funny though?
>>73031974
It isn't. It's completely disgusting and amoral, but since your faggot of a friend is supporting that commie, he is obviously retarded.
>>73032107
He unfriended me after I accoused him of being a bigot for being intolerant of other peoples views kek. But I still check his page out to get my jimmies rustled every once in awhile. Hes the worst.
>>73033105
I have a friend who is exactly the same. He's one of my closest friends yet he's a barneyfag and unfriended me after I linked the following video simply because it was a Fox News video, and nothing to do with the content as he never watched it.
The only reason I watched that video was because I saw it on here, yet I got exiled because it was Fox News. I actually asked him why.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0Vd-AwDcqU
>>73030545
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/rationally-speaking/200905/conservatives-lack-sense-humor-study-finds
