REMEMBER EYE BRO #4
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Listen to an annoying cunt talk about rocks while men look for Cthulhu in the Mariana's trench:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aXR-SL5L2o
>>73014993
First for EyeBro
Why aren't they snipping any more shit?
rip starbro
first for NOSE BRO
pls god for giant squid sighting
>>73015042
>Why aren't they snipping any more shit?
All out of shit to snip.
>Prime Crust Zone
anyone have the WEBM of it getting kill?
>>73015078
nth for bubble-horror
chris and his fucking sponges
They found a FUCKING LEAF
Daily reminder that mods ban these threads for being off topic but 10,000 cuck threads persist.
>>73014993
vengance for eyebro
respond to our questions you boatwogs
>>73014993
press f to pay respects
WHO SCUBA DIVER HERE?
CTHULHU WILL RISE UP FROM THE DEPTHS AND DESTROY US ALL UNLESS YOU POST "RIP EYEBRO" ITT.
>>73015156
That was a sponge skeleton, Paco.
>>73015042
They were secretly contacted by Poseidon, he told them to stop that shit or he'll sink them
RIP EYEBRO
Dude this bitch, holy fuck.
>reach final checkpoint
>notice something on the wall of some rock formation
>"get the robot closer carl"
>as the camera approach you see pic related
>Stream is shuted down
>>73015042
They already snipped the only living thing in that area.
>be eyebro
>just want to chill on your rock with your friends, looking at passerby deep sea bros
>one day, a giant alien robot crab comes to you
>flashes you with an awful light
>grabs a giant claw and snippety snaps you in a half, taking you wherever
>you're just left to die
jesus christ is there any more proof that mods are legitimate shills?
these threads on discovery and human progress get deleted but cuck shit stays up 24/7
i fucking hate the jews
>>73015190
SURE THING RAFAEL
WE'RE ONTO YOU
>>73015106
> kek
SHUT UP BITCH WITH YOUR INANE TALK
is it over??
STREAM DOWN
STREAM COME BACK
@oceanexplorer
twitter handle, ask why they kill our eyebro
SHE WONT SHUT UP
Well the team died.
This little fella was just jizzing all over
>>73015425
>>73015426
>>73015439
Stream 3 is still up
The silence is beautiful...
trying to edit around the bad quality
>>73014993
What species is eye bro?
>>73015594
Eye
>>73015594
Bro
>>73015555
if that women isnt talking she probably eating
>>73015594
Some kind of fungus like thing
>read: new species
>>73015594
>find new species
>schnippit dead for studies
RIP EyeBro
>>73015594
socket
>>73015634
>>73015660
a debate worthy of /pol/
lewds of eyebro when
Oh I just realized, that guy does sound exactly like Trump on the phone
WE
>>73015696
And she's talking again. This is unreal.
"Maybe they uh aachhhhh".
"This is not muh bag, not muh bag."
Fucking hell.
>>73015903
WUZ
>>73015869
I'm sure someone is making guro of eye bro and the claw
>>73015903
WUZ
what if eyebro was an ayylmao ambassador
Kek
This entire thing has generated even more memes than Treeking
>>73015169
F ;_;
>>73015933
EYEBROS
>>73016052
N SHIEEET
>sea spider
oh boy this can only go well right
Spooky long leg spider
SEA SPIDER DETECTED
SEA
SPIDER
Seaspider bro
is that a FUCKING UNDERSEA SPIDER!?
What does the laser do?
GRAB THE SPIDER GOD DAMMIT
>>73015971
>implying it wasn't a probe
>implying the actual ayylmaos weren't shitposting about the stupid robot that crossed their FOV from 20000 lightyears away
>>73014993
>GONADS
>SUCKS IT HARD
>>73016225
Defense against the Elder Ones.
THAT THING IS DISGUSTING HOLY SHIT SMASH IT FOR SAMPLES
>>73016225
Determine size.
>>73016225
It's extremely painful
>seaspider
This thread is proof /pol/ can make anything fun
>kills eyebro
>leaves spider alive
HOLY FUCK THE OCEAN FLOOR IS A FUCKING HORRIFIC PLACE
jump
JUMP YOU FUCK
>inb4 it attacks the camera
Ok, this is just geting retarded.
>ahahaha suck aahaha suck insides
>haahhahaha
>HUGE SMILE
This is womans science.
Any minutes now Cthulu is going to rape the cam.
>>73016355
Almost as bad as Australia.
>>73016355
its like australia over there
WHAT THE FUCK
THEY KILLED EYEBRO BUT THEY'RE GOING TO LET THAT FUCKING THING LIVE
>>73016355
I WANTED TO SEE IT MOVE
>>73016355
If we ever make a colony there.
It's going to be inhabited by the prison population.
>>73016374
I'm happy the stream is lagging because I don't have to hear that affirmative action hire.
>>73016403
How can a robo-arm compete
>>73016472
Truly there is no justice in this world
>>73016355
It's just legs.
Are you afraid of legs, pham?
Well, /pol/?
>A CORAL GARDEN
>THAT'S PRETTY NICE
>>73016472
killing it would cause hundreds more to spawn, calm down friend these scientists know what they're doing
>>73016626
465213
>>73016355
Has there been any real spooky shit yet?
>>73016626
Would smash 4 and 5
>>73016626
Cum on number 5
>>73016626
six is only viable option
>>73016626
5 a cute
3 pic related
>>73016738
i really hope thats not your pc, and thats the stream being shitty
>>73016626
5 and 2 in a threesome
ftfy
>>73016711
Yes, they killed EyeBro :(
#RIPEyeBro
>All these people upset that they're letting Spiderfag live
>Not realizing that Spiderfag is big enough to bleed
>Not realizing that the scent of blood would attract the Elder Ones, who would instantaneously swarm and destroy the camera within one tongue-click
Kill the sound on that bitch and listen to this shit instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRibnHiuZkQ
>>73016355
DEEPEST LORE
>>73016626
IDK Anymore, Lindsay #5 killed eyebro but loves the innards sucking seaspider monster.
Calling 6 in hopes "she" is a genetic female and no tricky business going on
>>73016844
That thing was cool, also dubs make it cooler
>That's ok, i was just making conversation
Can you stop fucking talking you stupid retarded bitch, what in the fucking fuck.
>>73016206
They are not closely related. They are closer to spiders than insects and crustaceans but they're still pretty far.
Seems like a lot of work just to get A FUCKING ROCK
Guys, I don't think they're deep enough to find Cthulhu.
yesterday the pilots where saying they may have to shut off the audio to concentrate
>>73016626
they are all a cute
>>73014993
the stream is absolute shit which is a shame
shes fucking unbearable
>>73016971
The fuck is that Amygdala shit.
>>73014993
I wonder if there's a trail of destruction floating behind them...
>>73014993
did i just see an eyebro or did the stream glitch out
>>73017137
You can analyze the rock. There may be mineable minerals down there.
Asks a question, isn't answered.
>Chris isn't answering
>I'll just speak for him.
Ok, this kills the sound for me.
>searching for unusuals
Is this a new tf2 map?
ALARM BELLS RINGING
EYEBROS ARE COUNTER-ATTACKING
>>73017186
>yesterday the pilots where saying they may have to shut off the audio to concentrate
All they'd need to do is shut her up. Crash the robot with no survivors.
step on the gas jesus christ why are they driving so slow
>>73017330
i wish they could tell us how to ask questions
>>73017410
Because they're under several atmospheres of pressure and hitting anything runs the risk of heavily damaging their craft.
>>73016738
>Go to the bottom of the deepest ocean
>still cam't get away from fucking spiders
>>73017330
Thats when I shut it off too. Stupid fucking cunt.
It's so nice...soon it'll be over again because SHE'll be back.
Boring, where's Cthulhu?
>>73017287
Are far down are they?
>>73017623
He went into another realm so he doesn't have to listen to this cunt.
is anyone inside or is robot?
>>73017654
Only 2000m according to one of the earlier threads.
>>73017623
Silly anon, we're looking at him.
All those corals are the hair on his skin.
shrimp shrimp!!!!!
>>73017728
>Only 2000m
>mining
Thats deep brah
did anyone else see that shrimp on the top left?
stream's so comfy and quiet now
So peaceful when the yappy cunt is taking a break.
>>73017654
1960
>>73017791
And it's over.
>>73017623
We already saw a Shoggoth so there's hope (the abandon thread deal)
Is there a reason why the stream is so shit quality?
>>73017550
You realize that arthropods evolved underwater
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthropod
>>73014993
>BLACK BANDS
>NIGGERS UNDER THE SEA
WE WUZ ATLANTEEENS N SHIET
>>73017782
Titanic is deeper, for comparison.
>>73017550
Antarctica is my perfect habitat. Nothing with more than two legs.
>mechanically wise
Fuck this bitch is dumb.
>>73014993
What the fuck?
This is actually really cool, anons.
>tfw watching Don Jr. on the left side of my monitor, some underwater spess on the right, and shitposting in a few threads on my other monitor
>>73017917
because its at the bottom of the fucking ocean
whale shark sighting?
what?
>there's something swimming
Guys, can we twitter them to shut her up?
>>73017863
Did they get a rock? I'm a few minute behind in stream.
There's something swimming? Who ran out of the room? Cthulhu was that you?
WHALE SHARK
>WHALE SHARK
WHALE SHARK
>WHALE SHARK
WHALE SHARK
>WHALE SHARK
WTF TURN IT BACK ON REEE
ded
Stop going under the sea. There's nothing down there it's just black and wet with a fishes swimming around that's ALL! Concentrate on space instead it's much bigger and more to explore. There's nothing interesting in the ocean so stop wasting time
for a fucking whale shark? bitch we at the bottom of the ocean
WHO CARES ABOUT WHALE SHARKS
I'VE KILLED A MILLION OF THEM IN WOW
MOAR CTHULU
WHALE SHARK SHUT IT DOWN
>there's something swimming
>whales going to see fellow whale(shark)
Colour me surprised
>>73017994
THE SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT IT DOWN
THEY DID IT
OY VEYYYYYYYYYY
THEY FOUND THE GOLD VAULT
Whale shark was an emissary of the old ones
WAT!!!!!
STREAM INTERRUPTED
GET IN HERE
ITS BACK
trump is back
is that another eyebro
ITS AN EYEBRO
EYE BRO CONFIRMED
I see an Eye Bro.
>>73017937
polar bears have 4 legs
Now she's trying to be funny...this is unbearable.
>>73017923
Arthropods need to go back.
Is that another Eyebro on the left?
>he turned off the audio
KEK
EYE BRO LIVES
SNIB THE EYEBRO QUICK
Whale shark pfft code for aliums clearly.
>>73018163
>polar bear
>antarctica
EYEBRO
>EYEBRO
EYEBRO
>EYEBRO
EYEBRO
>EYEBRO
EYEBRO
>EYEBRO
>>73018157
He's right
EYEBRO COMEBACK CONFIRMED
This is only interesting when they find cool shit like dumbo octopi or weird polychetes.
Eye bro shut down the stream again
EYEBRO RUN FOR YOUR LIFE GOD DAMN IT
EYE BRO EYE BRO EYE BRO DO NOT RESPOND
>yfw this is really just a mission to harvest eyebros as they contain the essence of immortality for the global elite
DICK FISH
SUDDENLY A FISH
Eyebros got them
DONT KILL THE NEXT EYEBRO
GAS THE OKEANOS
EXPLORER WAR NOW
WTF
SNEK
that's a big fish
holy fuck they found a fish
KILL THE DICK FISH
FSH FSH FSH FSH!!!!!!
>>73018163
>polar bears in Antarctica
What the fuck is "there's a whale shark outside"? Outside where? Where the fuck are they?
So the bitch ran and abandoned post?
>be women
>leave the entire mission to look at a fucking shark
>>73018282
>>73018261
>the eye bros are a species that are constantly watching to see if you are looking at them.
>when they are out of the field of view, the move around.
>the eye bro is following the sub to get revenge for his bro
>>73018489
outside near the boat, where the control room is located.
>>73014993
THEY RUN OUTSIDE!
HOLY SHIT!
eyebro came back for revenge
the shark's on his side
Man, what if something just popped out of the ground and fucked this robot's shit up.
>>73018489
If i understand correctly, this sub is a drone...
The scientists are safely on board a research vessel, which had a whale shark sighting off the side of the boat.
>>73018503
Because a whale shark yes.
>>73018569
THEY FOUND THE VAULTTTTTTT
>>73018503
>>73018504
Whale sharks are great, don't be faggots.
>Finding new, never before seen creatures
>shit your pants and abandon your team over a whale shark
>>73018619
>females in Infantry MOS'
Fuck my military up
>>73018686
>women
That fucking whaleshark means NOTHING to us. We can't see it. We're not watching this shit to hear you talk about seeing it.
How the fuck can these cunts be so unprofessional?
>>73018686
and these people wonder why Ocean exploration is underfunded
>5 meters tall
Fuck me that's huge.
>>73018255
>>73018440
did they go extinct or something?
>>73017937
Great Old Ones have like 5 or more legs
>inb4 megalodon
What happens if you have to take a dump in the sub? do you just squat and go in front of the other people like a native of India?
Did everyone else miss the shrimp a few minutes ago????
Why did they disable chat? SO that we can't spam WE WUZ ARTHROPODS N SHIET in it?
>>73015443
Eyemo Seastein ahahahahahahahhahahahah I love you goys/
>>73018737
>cunts
>science
>expedition
I found the problem
>>73018737
This is why so many woman are biologists fucking run to see the purdy animals rather than focus on new discoveries.
the way the light goes from bright to a bit less then light blue then darker blue then darker still before black is one of the single creepiest things
DROP OFF AHEAD
GET HYPE
>>73018807
I can't tell anymore if trolling or just very very stupid.
>>73018807
Dammit man, you're really making us look bad
>>73015275
All mods are terrible. Either felons and pedophiles or retarded 11 year olds. Probably both as I'm sure many of the retarded 11 year olds grow up to become the felons and pedophiles.
This is why you bully weebs and cucks every chance you get at school, work, torment them to suicide and make the world a better place. Without mods the artist, the scientist, and the father will prosper.
she's gonna crash and destroy the vessel
RING RING RING
FIRE FIRE FIRE
DRILL
>>73018686
Whale sharks are a marvel of nature, all of this shit they're looking at now is boring deep sea coral.
>>73018807
No? Polar Bears are arctic creatures, not antarctic.
>>73018808
You're thinking of Elder Things (pic related) anon, Great Old Ones have no standard form.
>>73018951
if only they would stop taking ten minutes to look at every fucking sea fan
>>73018686
>>73018735
>>73018749
>>73018737
>>73018873
>shitposters
>implying it was only women who went on deck to watch the shark
>thinking any of the species they've seen so far are completely undocumented
F
>>73019114
are you even watching the stream? she mentions le whaleshark every 5 seconds
>pulling out slow
>>73019114
Real talk:
What is eyebro?
Everyone knows that whale sharks are a good omen and are reincarnations of the ancestors, here to bless us with a bountiful harvest of fishes. You're supposed to feed them fish and jump in the water with them and play, it's fucking nothing.
WE NEED TO GO DEEPER
>>73015169
Those assholes
Wow, this is so beautiful.
>>73018873
Like >>73018749 said...
>>73019251
Pretty much an undersea gondola.
>WOMEN COMMUNICATION SKILLS
>>73019114
What about eyebro eh leaf? did they just snip him for the fuck of it eh whats that aboot?
>>73019114
Also
Femanon detected
[spoilers]show feet or GTFO[spoilers]
kek the frustration in that guy's voice
no wonder we don't fund ocean research all they do is look at the same fucking boring shit 4,000 times in a row
>>73019251
our bro of the sea
he fights for your freedom
>I honestly don't know.
IT'S THE ONE LEFT OF THE SKINNY ONE YOU STUPID BITCH.
#RIPEYEBRO
GET MEME TRENDING ON TWITTER
>>73019251
>be undiscovered species
>meet humans for first time ever
>get schnipped
RIP EyeBro
>>73019047
The 75 million year old ones that live in Antarctica and are MEN, damnit. The ones that dissect faggots and steal your gas then get their shit pushed in by degenerate shoggoths.
>>73019215
Where did I say anything suggesting that she wasn't? And did you not hear her offering to take over while the others go up, since you're listening so closely.
>>73019251
Fuck if I know, probably some kind of sponge.
>>73019413
I'm flattered you think I'm a grill, but no.
>>73019251
Some sort of fungus with the mycellium inside the fruiting body.
GET YOUR DIVE GEAR
SORT THAT SHIT OUT NOW
>heard around the world
Jesus fuck can these guys not fix their shit stream quality?
The corals and sponges are big guys
>>73014993
>inthis bread
FORCED MEMES
Do they plan to go any deeper or can I sleep?
>>73015555
put it with part 1 from rubycon - tangerine dream, its perfect
Why do they refuse to look at the starfish
So where are they and how deep? Is that ambient light in the picture, or a light on the drone?
>shine light onto an underwater creature for the first time in its existence
>doesn't fizzle up and implode
Lame
"sample" fuck more eyebro murder on the way.
>>73019787
Last time they did they ruined its life.
>>73019688
Well the video signal is coming from kind of deep underwater...
>>73019566
WITNESSED
I was just curious if my shitty southern USofA edumcation prevented me from identifying eye bro as some sort of known species.
>>73019317
I must be retarded because the only gondola i have found in my 3 min of extensive research is a eurofag boat.
Is the name from vidya?
>>73019688
Weather isn't cooperating. It's a direct line to the ship then it switches to satellite.
>>73019854
get a long ethernet cable and plug them into one of those underwater internet cables
>>73019840
What did they do?
>>73014993
>those skin slapping noises on the boat
LET HIM RIP IT APART WOMAN
CUT IT DOWN
C O L L E C T I O N
>>73019854
Nah, the deep underwater throws a cable to above where some guys with a mic shit-talk infront of a screen, and then it sends it
OH SHIT IT'S THE COLLECTORS RUN CHILDREN
>>73019920
They zoomed in on a starfish and it committed sudoku.
>>73020002
Is it really a hard line?
>>73018183
You going to build a seawall? To stop a group of animals that have been around for 600 million years
>*smacks lips*
Is this real life?
YFW this is what has been there this whole time.
>stopping every 30 seconds to look at underwater twigs
THEY'RE ABOUT TO CUT ONE OF CTHULU'S VEINS.
TURN OFF AUDIO BEFORE THEY AWAKEN IT AND THE SCREECH SHATTERS YOUR BRAIN.
>>73019787
They're looking for more rare shit to murder. Starfish are relatively common and don't bring the same pizazz to a laboratory as an uncommon creature in a formaldehyde jar.
This is fucking lewd, bros.
>>73020028
>Wasted
>>73014993
why would any thing in the dark ocean come to something with a fucking light on it
>>73020028
It's just playing possum
If any of the oceanographers are reading this thread, please make a Bane reference so we know you are monitoring these threads
>>73020185
DELETE THIS
>10cm
ITS SO YUGE IT CANT FIT IN HER BOX!
SNIB IT
>>73020179
And the same plant seen 20 times does?
>>73020132
You're dealing with biologists, bro. These people find weird random living creatures surviving in a nigh inhospitable environment incredibly cool. You're just gonna have to deal
why don't they just trim it twice fucking retards
>>73020341
ALL THE WAY TO THE TIP!
GOIN IN
>FOR SCIENCE
>>73020361
they're different plants, just look similar
ANOTHER STARBRO
>cool creature moving to the right
>zoom in on twig instead
>to the tip?
>yeh hehe(:
>>73020132
different plants bro, just look similar
New thread
They are about to drag a parasitic life form up to surface.
#RIPEYEBRO Vengeance #RIPEVERYONE
Lindsay is a bitch
>>73020126
this is my fetish
>>73020361
Did you hear them the first time they saw it? They were very excited and the guy on the phone told them to go back because nobody has ever plucked one.
new thread?
Okay I could've sworn that one of those starfishes just flashed lightning from its tentacle
GOING IN FOR THE KILL
WE CLAW AGAIN
SNATCHING
SNATCHING
>>73020722
DOING IT FOR A THRILL
THE CLAW
snibbedy snib
RIP sea twig
Its a pity the quality turns to shit whenever something interesting happens
SEA PENIS
E
A
P
E
N
I
S
FIIIIIIIIIIIIISH
also dat fish
fishbro checking it out
Thread is kill
The twig isn't going without a fish
THAT EEL IS TRYING TO SAVE SEA TWIG
God this video a shit.
NEW THREAD
>>73020933
>>73020933
>>73020933
This roboarm is full of shit
THE CLAW
What was that eel running from!?!?!?! IS DADDY COMING?
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