Will Japan and America ally be broken?
>tfw Trump will be elected
>He will abandon Japan
>We don't have means to kill chinese
>we will be wiped off from map
Our LDP are deeply concerning Trump... Good bye america, good bye freedom.
We will be slave of chinese ;_;
It's time for Japan to make Japan great again! This is your chance
>>73006854
Cozy up to Russia and ask them for nukes
Even if you don't get em, China wouldn't dare touch a Russian ally
Japan wants a military. Liberals won't let them have one.
Doesn't he want to allow Japan to rebuild its military might to become a power in the region, so the US doesn't have to keep asserting our influence in Asia?
>Will Japan and America ally be broken?
No.
South Korea might be dumped, though.
>>73007139
I should specify "East" Asia, or those Asian gangs in the UK might be offended.
>>73007139
>>73006979
Do you guys seriously think Japan has any money to re-build army?
>>73006854
tpp. they are a participating nation. he cant apply any sanctions on their goods he cant even apply international shipping tax on their goods
Most likely not. were gonna give you your defense back and train your new soldiers its gonna be great. Make japan great again :)
>>73006854
Not my problem
>>73006854
You'll have to chip in more on the military costs.
>>73007130
Whatever Japs might say to the contrary, they don't want to build a military because militaries are expensive. Much easier and cheaper to hide behind 7th fleet.
REMINDER THAT TRUMP WILL NOT BE ELECTED
>>73007266
aren't you just printing it anyway? who cares you're Keynesian crazies, nothing has to make sense.
>>73007266
You guys have enough money to buy weeb porn and Otaku junk. Evangelion Bluray are like $500, that's fucking nuts. Japan has the money to put out its own defense force.
Be thankful that America is still willing to share its nuclear arsenal. If you get bet bombed we will defend you.
>>73006854
no? Why would it, we have a special relationship with you and Korea, I can't say the same about the Eurocucks
>implying the tomahawk will ever abandon the katana
>>73006854
Still allies, you just need to pay them more.
>>73007421
>yeah let's destory economy for millitary
sounds rational. senpai!
>>73007627
You just gotta believe, bro. It'll work it just will.
>>73006854
JSDF needs an upgrade
If you ever need more tech and firepower we'll be ready to take your orders *rubs hands*
>>73007425
Yes
Japan is a rich country.
Low growth, but rich.
>plebs are unaware of the difference
Trump just wants Japan to pay its share. The US will not abandon Japan... and even if they did, China isn't as tough as they think they are.
>>73006854
>dat pic
HNNNNNGG
>>73006854
Ni hao eastern China-island
Japan fucking loves trump. Look it up
>>73007627
Shinzo Abe lifted the ban on military exports.
Embrace the military industrial complex.
>>73007266
anon-kun, you're not allowed to have an army
>>73006854
Raising tariffs will not harm your economy because you already wholesale us your products.
The top will probably feel some pain but the money is needed for the eventual war with china.
>>73006854
No, Trump hates China and loves Japan
>>73006854
Don't worry, not getting involved in pointless Middle-Eastern wars =/= abandoning our allies. If anything, we'll be more capable of defending you from dirty chinks.
>>73006854
>He will abandon Japan
He wants you to build up your own force. If you government uncucks itself, you can finally start building actual military weapons instead of having to skirt the lines of "defensive"/"non-lethal" armored "rescue" vehicles.
>>73006854
>>He will abandon Japan
He won't though.
>>73006854
No, he'll just make you earn your keep. You'll probably get your own military. That's pretty cool, right?
I don't see the western nations abandoning Japan anytime soon.
>>73007627
>yeah let's destory economy for millitary
It might actually stimulate your economy.
>>73008509
At the very least it'll whip those beta males in Japan into shape.
Whites and Asians should always be friends.
I hope for the day the US and Russia put their shit aside and China too.
>>73006854
>Will Japan and America ally be broken?
Probably not. You aren't insufferable cunts like the Yuropoors.
Just spend 3% on defense and the God Emperor will probably leave you alone.
>>73006854
Why would Trump abandon based Japan? If anything he will be more Pro-Japan and pressure American companies to abandon thier Chinese business branches.
>>73008564
Mandatory service at 18 probably wouldn't hurt 'em. Based on neet status.
>>73007393
If the Dems don't elect Bernie then Trump will win, less likely if Bernie gets in.
>>73007266
The JSDF is already a fairly large army, it's just technically only supposed to be for "self defense".
And yeah, you can afford to expand its role, you just don't want or need to at the moment since America is doing it for you. It's time to uncuck your nation, get your constitution back and fight for yourselves again.
>>73006854
>throw 2 nukes at them
>call yourselves allies
stay delusional american cock sucking micro dick faggot. you are surely an obese neet otaku loser
a real japanese despises the entire world
>>73008748
2%
they don't need to break the bank, they are already playing 1.5% and 2% is the NATO minimum.
>>73008916
>leafless Canada
>>73009037
>he didn't read Art of the Deal
Anon, get your shit together.
>Japan rebuilds military
>sneak nuke attack on pearl harbor.
>>73009134
Like Canada but without a dick.
>>73006854
>>He will abandon Japan
No you fool. He wants Japan to be more independent and militarize so you can Fuck the Chinese and rape their women like old times.
If its one nation on Earth that Trump hates it is fucking CHINA!!!! Trump likes Japan and surprisingly even Russia.
>>73009322
This.
Stop relying on the white man to die for you.
>>73009727
But my nigger bodygurad.... I hired you to fight against chinese???
Do what you said. Mr Obama
>>73006854
acording to /d/ japanese are making a virus that would give every woman infected a dick and every growing boy drop their testosterone making them look like girls when they reach adulthood.
Also it will be released on USA if Trump wins.
>>73010059
2 lewd
>>73009983
>I hired you to fight against chinese?
You gotta stop watching Anime and get to work. We will help you if you ask for help but stop sitting around.
Based Nippon, you need to return to your old Imperial ways.
>>73006854
we would never abandon our chink allies.your child labor makes our phones and Sony isn't complete trash.we just don't like doing things without getting paid you privileged yellow man.also tits.
>>73006854
Japan is like a woman, they like when we smack them around a little. They love Trump
>>73010327
No. I don't watch the blood.
Keep training your troops. We will pay you for some more. right?
Deal?
>>73010059
Well. I'm voting for Trump now.
He's got the degenerate vote.
>>73006854
tough break nigger should have spent more time making japan great and a little less time developing weird shit
>>73006854
You kidding? He just wants you to rearm instead of forcing us to do all the heavy lifting
>>73006854
Don't worry, Japanon, we aren't going anywhere.
It would be nice if you could triple your military spending though.
>>73010472
Ok, fine lol. Deal.
We'll deal with Chyna. Hope you have some Sushi waiting for our troops lol
>>73010764
okay. so we will deal with russia and india.
Please enjoy nukes. this time, we will bomb Texas instead of pearl harbor.
>>73007266
If you'd breed more you would have a good army. I love you Japan, but you guys need to start fucking and making babies before your country gets wtfraped by the Chinese.
>>73006854
You will graduate from being the child we look after to a friend we can both respect. Your own laws, your own army. Trump will make america for america and allow you to bulid a japan for japan.
>>73008738
>tfw you will never reclaim byzantium with ruskie allies
>>73006854
good trump is your only savior
todays america is killing your nation
they want to ban all of your culture and traditions and force their marxist jewish poison instead
>>73006854
Oh yeah, Im sure the Japanese and Okinawans love being harassed and having their women raped by obnoxious sailors and military personnel. WW2 ended 7 decades ago, I honestly think it would work out better for all parties involved if places like Japan and Korea just started developing their own military.
>>73010905
>we will bomb Texas instead of pearl harbor.
:^(
Allies are not supposed to bomb each other senpai.
>>73011174
come on. This is business.
>>73007627
I think Japan needs to own up. If he would spend half the time he spends saying "Dess" after every word and make these "new stealth planes" transform into mechs then Japan wouldn't be in the hole its in now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gp9jCDrlFM
>>73006854
We will makes mechs for you guys then you guys can stay right? Also usmc best.
>>73006854
No one will abandon you.
As long as you pay for your protection.
Stop blowing things out of proportion.
>>73011289
Gonna be awfully hard to buy unirriated steel or sell cars. Time to stop being so dependant and become an adult.
>>73008916
Whats happened is in the past. America has done many things for us and we dont take it for granted.
>>73011411
Give me a custom Gundam Mk. II and I might reconsider.
>>73011411
>We will makes mechs for you guys
AY LMAO
We need METAL GEAR from you guys.
>>73009178
don't have the time to, please explain
>>73011411
How about we sell you the rifles on the cheap. We buy your....everything after all.
>>73011660
based.
>>73011348
Dess…
>>73010059
fucking wat
my sides
>>73011587
come on this is business deal as trump does.
We just want profit and you do. right?
>>73008916
What happened to your leaf?
>>73006854
He won't abandon Japan, they just have to pay.
>>73006854
>You get legit reason to build military that isn't "self defense forces"
>You can pay us to stay if you don't want to control your own destiny
>You might get nukes
All of this is good for you, now stop crying.
>>73007393
REMINDER THAT DEMOCRATS LOST 4 MILLION VOTERS BETWEEN 2008 & 2012
>>73007130
From what I understand a lot of Japanese people don't want a military. Just the nationalists.
>>73011994
>they just have to pay.
I thought we paid money to you guys? oh wow you need more money?
>>73011994
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>>73011968
Trump makes deals, the best ones. But USA will always have first strike capability. Always. We'd rather have you just buy our guns and unite east asia under a rising sun.
>>73012194
Do you?
>>73007266
Make your otakus fund military. Somehow convince them that it's cute.
>>73012194
Factories and better schools don't pay for themselves. Heres the rub, the more we produce the more you'll buy. Think of it nip-kun, all those dirt poor Islands, YOURS. Japan won't be as small as your dick.
>>73007266
Now is the time for gundams.
Make it happen.
>>73006854
1. Do Japs really love the USA?
2. You have Gundams don't you lie nigger.
3. Trump wants you to pay some more of the cost or (critically) get rid of the restrictions on your SDF so you can defend yourselves like the cool country you are.
>>73008509
>stimulate
Keynesian delusion: the post
you cant lift a bucket you are standing in by the handle
>>73007130
well you got east asia taken by your geopolitical enemies. was getting your hegemony broken part of your master plan?
>>73013521
fuck meant for
>>73007117
>>73006854
Proxy shilling. Nice touch, Reddit.
Hi,
I am a Chinese person living in Japan
China doesn't give a fuck about invading thus stupid island
Calm the fuck down
>>73006854
>Update
One other note our red dot friend, Trump threatens Xi Jing Ping with +35% tax on top of the 32% then u never worry about them.
>>73013805
Yeah but your lite tumor is led by fucking maniacs. Fear the phone call chinks.
The Yakuza will protect Japan
>>73006854
Trump said he wanted you and korea to obtain nuclear weapons.
>>73015258
Asians are respectable, and should not be disgraced.
The weebs won't allow it
the world wont need you whe trump makes anime real
>>73010059
jokes on you male on dickgirl is my favorite fetish.
REV UP MORE OF THESE NATIONALISTIC GAMES AND REBUILD YOUR ARMY SENPAI
>>73006854
Make Japan Great For Once
>>73013805
Fuck you chine propaganda guy i bet you are working for the government. Your country is the worst country ive ever been to.
>>73013805why would anyone want to invade an island filled with Fukushima radiation and prone to earthquakes.
Nip anons need to worry about the next big one that wipe them off the map.
>>73006854
He's said we would militarily protect you, but you nippons got to pay up!
>>73016857
>>73013805
Nothing I like more than a little heated asian bantz
Why do the nips spend all their effort on drawing shit like gundams and ship girls instead of actual military?
Why is the population of Japan filled with retarded manchilds? Don't expect America to always come and clean up your shit, Japan. We are not retarded and we already have enough problems here with niggers and spics than have to worry about you.
>>73006854
Not if they give something back to America.
So either higher taxes on imports from Japan, lower exports to Japan, or make Gundams/Skells real. I hope the latter.
>>73006854
Just start paying for your own defense, and don't start shit with us again. And, get ready to compete a bit more for US market share.
>>73006854
That wont happen because everyone would be salty.
