http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ghost/2016/05/04/true-capitalist-radio-hosted-by-ghost--episode-257
It's a Trump Train party on today's show! Trump is victorious in Indiana, Ted Cruz finally suspends his campaign (making Carly Fiorina the shortest VP candidacy in history), John Kasich suspends his campaign (according to sources at NBC), Bernie Sanders wins Indiana and vows "an up hill battle" till the convention, Bill Clinton campaign for Hillary Clinton in Louisville by serving fried chicken to Black people (not a joke), Russia warns of retaliation if NATO makes more deployments in East Europe, UK to take in Syrian refugees and other news. Ghost goes off on kids going to prom and has a message for Black Lives Matter! Your calls, Twitter shoutouts and Radio Graffiti!
Get in here fruitbowls.
>>72982381
>Bill Clinton campaign for Hillary Clinton in Louisville by serving fried chicken to Black people (not a joke)
This is gonna be good
Whats y'alls favorite splice?
Do you think Ghost was doing the forlorico all over 6th street last night?
>>72982381
This is going to be a good episode
>>72983134
The one where Ghost has a wheelchair fetish and there are wheelchair noises in the background, someone please post it.
>>72983134
True Cripple Radio
>>72983252
This
>>72983217
>>72983252
My favorite is the one where he's like
>Well I hate to beat my dog, but...
>*smack* *smack* *smack*
>dog whimpering noises
There's also a version of it where he beats his grandma.
I wish all of the splices ever used were uploaded somewhere.
What are the odds he is going to be fucking drunk again?
>>72984008
It is a guarantee he is celebrating Trump's victory
Today's going to be a good show
HERE WE GO
HE WAITS
>>72984098
well so am i
Already /comfy/ here
I want to make a call, how do I make a call to ghostler?
>>72984461
>how do I make a call to ghostler?
call the number retard
>>72984461
Go buy a phone real quick
>>72984527
I'm sorry I've never done this international call thing.
IT BEGINS
>>72983134
>Take a piss on my electric fence
ITS ON
>>72983134
This one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbT3snSn_S4
>>72983134
The one thats like an action movie and he teams up with tubguy
Intro song always gets me hype
>>72983477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWwaXrl-nrU
27:30 for the grandmother one.
WOOOOOOOOO
WHOOO!
IT STARTS
HYPE
>>72982381
>Bill serving KFC
is there a video of it
>Wildfire
Too soon.
>>72985053
JOHNNIE WALKER
>>72983134
Bureaucrat Texan robbing liquor stores in a wheelchair
>>72985153
BLUE LABEL
>Ghost knows Madonna songs
My ribs are on a fucking grill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FQFZISanlo
Someone play this on Radio Graffiti
>>72985200
OH YEAHHH
>>72983134
Too many
was it on purpose pol?
>>72985271
Now we'll never get to converge on the GOP convention with Ghost
fucking love his "celebrate" ditty
>>72985489
fuck that, we won this civil war. Be happy you fruit bowl
>>72985441
Sure seems like it he knew she was there especially the first hit with the hand.
>>72985647
>Cruz spills his spaghetti over Trump saying his father knew Lee Harvey Oswald
>Cruz: Trump is an utterly amoral bully, narcissist, pathological liar
>says Hedi wasn’t pretty enough for him
>Glenn Beck leads another unsuccessful fast
>Tells Indiana “If you guys screw this up. I’m going to be pissed at you…I will be suicidal”
>CARLETON DROPS OUT FOR THE SECOND TIME
>WITH CRUZ YOU LOSE
>KASICH TRYING TO FUNDRAISE OFF CRUZ DROPOUT
>HE REALLY IS
>TRUMP 53.3 CRUZ 36.6% KASICH 7.6%
>GOPe SURRENDERS
>Mark Levin triggered
>Elizabeth Warren triggered
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS
Morning
>The civil war is over
>75 million was spent on 64,000 anti-Trump ads
>It’s a Mika hates Ted Cruz episode
>Mika trying to collect on bet with Never Trump pundit
>Trump: Vetting VPs…looking for someone who would help pass things in Congress
>Will decide on self-funding the general “by next week”
>Kasich releases anti Trump Star Wars ad
>Oh Jeez this is just nuts! Kasich announces he’ll drop out at
>Glenn Beck’s fast ends
>Bill Clinton serves fried chicken to black voters
Afternoon
>Hurricane Katrina: Hillary Clinton has never been truly vetted before
WE ARE THE NEW MEDIA
LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH
>>72985022
Last episode wasn't bad, Hibiki is kind of cute.
>>72985147
BASED
>>72985647
Don't get ahead of yourself.
JOHNIE WALKER BLUE LABEL OOOOH YEEEAAAAH
>>72985489
we will
as champions
>>72986017
>sweden
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOO
this whole show could be done on a soundboard its just the same shit over and over again
soon hes going to repeat the same twitter names and say "im not saying that sick ass name
jesuschrist.wav cans.wav wildfire.wav
>>72986151
We'll see.
>>72986200
And?
>>72985441
Ted seems like such an awkward guy.
>>72985930
I fell behind 4 episodes because of midterms so now I'm rationing my surplus until I catch up. 1 episode every 4 days
>Capitalist Radio
>Supports a candidate with Socialist Economic policies
You're a faggot Alex Jones
>>72986291
>While affirming his support for Israel
Let's see how the jews survive when we leave them alone in the middle east.
Same goes to you Swedes, no more free protection
>>72986411
I really believe he is somewhere on the autism spectrum
What's up with this high-pitch voice of his? Is he fruiting up or what?
Why are these faggots so teary eyed at their loss speeches. Its shows weakness as a leader.
GHOST PLZ NO BULLY KASICH
>>72986513
Fifth is only the second episode I managed to see because these days I only really watch anime if someone is streaming it, bar Galko which was short.
>>72986659
>Let's see how the jews survive when we leave them alone
>we
Bwhahaha!
>>72986924
> not downloading and watching
WHY
my first time listening to him
the quality is kinda shit, is he calling in via his phone or what?
/comfy/
SPREAD IT AROUND LIKE FORT MCMURRAY
This will trigger him
>>72987208
Blogtalkradio compresses the audio to shit. He had better audio when he use to come onto the chat rooms
>>72987208
Ghost sounds weird to me without the shitty audio at this point
>>72987208
/comfy/ as fuck
YES WE CAN YES WE CAN YES WE CAN
>>72983134
https://youtu.be/YkEidyJWPtA
>>72987487
>>72987427
understood
he sounds like a proper autist
>>72987591
pic related
>>72987208
/comfy/ here
>>72987745
>>72987208
/comfy/ here lad
they're practicing
PRACTICINGGGGGGGGGG
>>72987208
I think the mediocre audio quality adds to it.
Really makes me feel like I'm listening to some non mainstream radio broadcast.
>>72987844
Makes It feel a little like the AM radio days
>doctors are practicing on their patients
>plastic surgery is the same as brain surgery
Oh Ghost
>>72987200
Oh, I would if I was doing it on my own. It's usually a case of already watching the site because someone is a streaming a game or a show and then possibly switching over when the guy who streams new anime is on. Plus I like the chat aspect.
>>72987915
Exactly. It hits a sweet spot of nostalgia for me.
Aren't doctors privatized? What is he saying here?
>>72982381
Wish he'd shut up about medical insurance and get on to the lulz.
https://youtu.be/cmKeZOTnTJs
someone play this during Radio Graffiti: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=040slUxs5yQ
>>72988319
Get fucked and fuck off bolshevik scum.
>Milton Friedman
Somehow I thought Ghost would be way more jolly since Trump won, but he cheered for a few minutes and went back to ranting.
>>72988464
Aww did you have a fight with your Syrian boyfriend?
>>72985147
post yfw Bill did this in a subtle attempt to sabotage Shillary's campaign in Kentucky
>>72988464
>Says Sweden
>>72988551
hashtags are taking the political process seriously. I get what he is getting at though.
getting new glasses in turkey costed me a fraction of getting it in france
in france the eye health industry fucks you over multiple times
in roachland i waited 2 days for an appointment, cost me like 10euros, the appointment took 5 minutes, i got my glasses prescription 5 Minutes later, then i went to the glass provier, and they told me "we're sorry, it will take us 5 hours to get your glasses done" and cost me about 80 euros
in france i waited 2 months for the appointment, it cost me 60 euros, i had to take an appointment for the optician and waited 2 weeks, then had to wait a week for my glasses to be delivered
it cost me 400 euros
>>72988551
>>72989244
Get your prescription from the optician and order them online.
FUCK MOTHERS
TRIGGLYPUFF
I don't believe for a second Ghost is married
TOP KEK
Splice ghosts voice on the triggly puff video
why do i feel like ghost had an abusive childhood ?
>>72989801
lel
>>72989842
Nobody ever gave him anything his parents where both blue collar and his father was a drunk.
FRIED CHICKEN
>GHOST IS BILL CLINTON
>>72989842
The way he rants about single mothers really gives the impression he has some kind of personal axe to grind.
Does the best impressions
>>72989842
He hates Christmas. he is the Grinch but that is not a bad thing.
ERADICATE DIRTY SLAVS.
MUH 200 YEARS OF SLAVERY
>>72990085
Ghost once said that his father raped him, and his mother did nothing to stop it. Watch the #110 Broadcast of Conservative Radio, he admits it.
DAS RACISS, GHOST!
FAT BLACK TUB OF SHIT
lolololol
hating on Precious film is fucking hilarous
>>72990096
He hates it's because fucking Caroline always gives shit gifts while he spends money on nice stuff for all his in laws
>>72983134
The one where he sucks a schlong-head.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THAT'S RACIST!" - Ghost the Cuck
>>72982381
>Precious
God that movie gave me PTSD
>it's a Ghost imitates Bernie Sanders and Bill Clinton episode
YOU HAVE YOUR SLAW SIR
ghost needs to do more movie reviews
>Fried Chicken Run
THAT sounds like a movie
FRIED CHICKEN RUN
did he purposly reference Chicken Run movie? If so, fucking hilarious
>>72990246
Well that would certainly explain it
>>72990328
makes sense
Wow, that's bigoted of you Ghost.
>>72990422
that was the best moment of that show, hands down
>>72990450
I'll pay to watch that. Would be even better if he had a poll for the viewers to chose the movie every Friday or some other day
>inb4 Holocaust and WWII movies flooding the polls
>>72990059
kek
>>72990371
Me too. I try to avoid mammies whenever I can, now. The thought of a sheboon masturbating and using her daughter makes me feel disgustingly dirty.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2015/09/26/washington-post-confirms-hillary-clinton-started-the-birther-movement/
Tweet this to Ghost so he can get the capitalist army to spread it around
>SERVING FRIED CHICKEN TO BLACK PEOPLE
Sheeeeeeiiiiit.
>>72987487
Same. Thought I was the only one
>>72989617
doesn't work here for my condition
i tried getting it done by an optician but he was a massive faggot failure
VULGAR
>>72990905
>Serve fried chicken
Das racis!
>Don't serve fried chicken
GIBS ME DAT!
You just can't win.
Will Ghost kill himself if Trump doesn't win?
>>72991244
But he's already dead.
>>72984753
Is that CUM
OFF KEYSTER RADIO
>rastabonbon
I saw that
Oy vey!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IV-NdXv4dg
>NOAH'S ARK TEXAS
Noah's Arc Texas
>it's an "I'm not going to say that disgusting name" shout-out
>POODIEPIE GHOST
POODIEPIE
RAGING SIX RAPIDS KEK
RAGING SIXTH RAPIDS
>>72991741
>LE SIMPSONS MEME XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>72990246
why are you lying?
http://truecapitalist.wikia.com/wiki/Conservative_Episode_110
mentions nothing
>make a twitter just to troll ghost with
>always miss shoutouts
>more texas flooding and cripple ghost names
COME UP WITH A BRAND NEW MEME, AND IMPRESS ME, YOU UNORIGINAL FRUIT BOWLS
>>72982381
>John Conquest
That's me
YOUTUBE BTFO
>>72991819
I listened it live back then, he admitted that he was raped by his dad, then he cut that part out.
>Ragin' six rapids
Oh fuck
LETS PLAYERS BTFO
PEWDY PIE IS A FAGGOT ARAB
>>72991914
>1914
>>72991894
You can understand why I dont believe that, right?
WE GOT CANS
TOE HOOS FOR GHOST
>>72991985
You can hear him start to talk about his dad at 2:10:53 and then it suddenly cuts at 2:14:46
POSIODON VS TEXAS
>POSEIDON VS. TEXAS
CANS
that WAS funny
>Stairs vs Texas
>Poseidon vs Texas
jej
>HAILSSSSSSSSSS
>>72991982
i don't get it
2hu
Oh I'm laffin
>>72992065
k. Gonna check it out.
>>72992075
I imagine that it's a loose bag of aluminum cans that he just shakes off mic. I really want to see his studio
>>72992107
Doesn't anything ring on your head during that particular year?
YOU THINK HAIL IS FUCKING FUNNY
>>72991894
I can second this. I think I remember something similar
>>72984331
What're you drinking, bongfriend?
Somebody make an ICECUBES FOR GHOST account
>>72992164
It rings for him a couple of years later.
>>72992149
It sounds like cans actually fly off and hit the wall though.
HI, GHOST
DESCRIBE THIS PICTURE IF YOU ARE LURKING
ALL HAIL BRITANIA
>>72992149
>implying it's not a .wav
BRITANNIA
>>72992149
Same here
>>72992198
Cheap Navy Rum
>>72992119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbwT391bNW8
MAKE BRITANNIA GREAT AGAIN
>wyr Code Gayass is just a poor copy of Legend of the Galactic Heroes
>>72992201
I'm thinking something like HAIL GHOSTLER
>>72992413
>mfw people compare the two
https://youtu.be/8zNf17seIOM?t=35 Someone play this on Ghost's show!
BRITANNIA
>>72992435
YES!
That's brilliant.
>>72992288
Somebody actually went back one time and listened to every instance of Ghost and his cans and figured out that the cans sound different every time
>>72992323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zNf17seIOM&t=37s
>>72992709
It's probably just a box full of cans that he shakes.
>>72992709
That's dedication
DEATH SENTENCE
DARKNESS BIDEN
Hi /pol/.
>prom
Do you think Ghost has children?
>>72993078
Hello
>>72993078
hey
THE OL' BILL COSBY SPESHUL
>>72993148
Yeah he's mentioned his son a few times
>>72993148
He said he does and everyone makes splices about him beating his kid
>>72993148
probably
Just get an abortion its 2016
Does he think High school girls are listening to this show?
MISTAKE BABYS BTFO
>don't use birth control
lelwut
>>72993520
>i was unplanned
>and 2nd kid
>>72993148
I suddenly can't get the audio imagery of Ghost fucking his wife and CANS.wav as he cums. Why did you do this to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx6iD5igrR0&feature=youtu.be
>>72993625
Oh fuck, why are you spreading this shit.
>>72993609
How much of ghost's show is troll/serious? 80/20?
>>72992784
FUCK we NEED him to here this
>>72993625
BLACK LIVES LATEE
>>72993148
His wife has a son
What browser should I use on mobile to listen? I can't get sound on the ones that I have installed
GHOSTLER RISES
THROUGHOUT THE WURRRRRRLD!
MELTINGPOT OF FRIENDSHIP
MR. BLACK PEOPLE
I don't know why you guys are for this guy but against Alex Jones in the same breath. there is not much diffrence between the two.
>>72993828
chrome works for me
>Black Lives Matter "people"
Ghost wow. Just wow.
>I'M MISTER BLACK PEOPLE
Heil Ghostler
He knows black people.
>yfw Trump is actually a black man
WE
WORLD STAR
>>72993901
WUZ
WUZ
>>72993828
Chrome or Naked Browser.
>>72993935
GAYS AN SHIET
>>72993923
WHUUUUUURLD STHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>Ghost doesn't believe in race now
Holy shit he has been so cucked.
>>72992323
foot fetish nigga what
Yeah there is some but its a but of a leep
>>72993872
>>72993878
I'm mister BLAAAAAAACK PEOPLE
>I'm mister JEW
Classic old remixes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZI0ec_v8N0
>>72994000
He didn't say that.
>>72993828
It takes a few minutes for it to kick on mobile
Ghost: "Gas the light skins, BLACK WAR NOW!"
