So, /pol/. I stumbled into the most dildo English course imaginable this semester. For the last few months it's been "muh black people" this and "muh patriarchy" that. The final writing assignment for this section is a six word story, with the requirements being
>Write about a cultural norm that pressures you to hide some aspect of yourself, one that you are actually proud to have. Think about language, culture, gender, race, religion, sexuality, oppression
I'm torn on whether to take it seriously and fash out, make up some bullshit, or shitpost. What do?
>>72969069
Write the story, but add AIDS SKIRLLEX into the mix.
MAKE THOSE TEACHERS UNDERSTAND.
THAT YOU ARE NO ZIR.
>>72969069
Write a story about being "white" but you're really a slav underneath and your slav culture is demeritized in america
>>72969069
Shitpost of course. Submit an essay listing the reasons Hitler did nothing wrong instead.
Hitler was right; awful modern society.
i really fucking hate sand niggers
>>72969069
As a STEM major myself, you just need to look at English classes (and other general eds) as an obstacle to get around.
Say whatever they want you to say, write whatever they want you to write. Just get through it, get it out of your way. There is nothing to be gained here.
Just write about the joys of picking your nose, or pretend that you aren't allowed to say "Merry Christmas" anymore, or how you are forced to hide your swastika collection to avoid public scorn.
>>72969069
"Gas the kikes, race war now"
Enjoy your A+
>>72969069
>Write about a cultural norm that pressures you to hide some aspect of yourself, one that you are actually proud to have
you will write about your nationalism being snuffed out by progressivism and other such nonsense
>>72969069
I'd shitpost. Gets the most entertainment and that's all you will get from this course.
>>72969069
>6 word story
Your English class gave me cancer.
Full-blown fashout famalam
I identify as an attack helicopter.
