well /pol/?
>>72948904
I pick, the "everyone does their own thing" button
Pagan so I can travel the world and experience bizarre religions as a Catholic man
>>72948904
>you get to choose the denomination
Holy fuck, if we can revive the classical church then there's nothing else to pick.
>>72949033
look how well that turned out
I choose pagan, not because "HAIL ODIN LOL" but because religion should be a community thing that involves veneration of ancestors, community rituals, and respect for the natural world around you
Abrahamic religions were a mistake
>>72949051
>>72949051
>>72949051
>>72949033
lol you are so edgy
>>72949033
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>72949033
underage
>>72948904
obviously Christian and OBVIOUSLY Orthodox
Why do you think the world is civilized in the first place? Just look at T*rkey and you'll find the answer
>>72949377
How is that edgy?
>>72949033
xD heh! heh! *le upboat*
I'd pick the Atheist button. Humanity would still kill each other over petty shit but at least everyone would know it's petty and not because some desert goat fucker wrote a book 2000 years ago that told you to kill people who aren't desert goat fuckers.
everyone becomes orthodox Christian, Rome included obviously
>>72948904
Everyone becomes Muslim
Christianity
Nicaean Creed
>>72948904
add a button for "everyone reads their bible" and ill push that one.
>>72948904
Definitely the atheist button. Everyone in the world becoming a Christian would just lead to more infighting as the denominations split up into their own separate religions, whereas if you're atheist you probably aren't going back to religion any time soon.
>>72948904
pagan, for fun
also, celts were actualy "civilised" by that i mean they wern't just dumb warriors, they liked art and had some good crafting knowlege
>>72950512
Then the world would fall into even deeper degeneracy.
Christian
>>72949353
>Abrahamic religions were a mistake
A big fat mistake.
They are pyramid schemes. Pagan religions respect the contributions and power of all people. There isn't a "flock" with a "shepherd" and the shepherd has a bishop and the bishop has a Cardinal and the Cardinal has a pope, and everyone tithes ten percent...
>>72950237
Oh Canada
>>72950804
They traded slaves, that means they were civilized.
Christians
Eastern Orthodox
>>72948904
>>72950825
this desu
>>72950143
This
4th button: kill all atheists and pagans.
>>72948904
all of those sound terrible, but the christfag one is the least terrible
>>72951067
>not "fugg" with a superimposed spurdo
weak memeing senpai
>>72948904
Atheist because, while I believe Christianity is a force for good in the modern West, it would be worth it just to wipe the plague that is Islam off the planet
>>72951960
I'm still learning how to meme, pls no bully
>>72952068
It would also remove judaism, scientology, marxism, and liberalism
and dudeism I guess
>>72952170
Marxism and liberalism aren't organized religions you fucking memer
How can everone in the world become pagan by a local variety?
There's no paganism in the the middle-east?
>>72948904
christ dying on the cross already pressed the christian button, and there is no denomination requirement.
Christian catholic. Make the vatican great again
>>72948904
Change 'atheist' to 'apatheist' and I'll press it.
>>72950825
Only to be cleansed by the inherent amorality of atheists.
>>72948904
Pagan.
I'm an atheist, but most of the world is retarded subhumans that believe in ghosts and others bullshit anyway so it'd be pointless to press the first.
Third button it is as at least with paganism they'll believe in stuff that reinforce the tribe and nation instead of globalism like jewdism and its derivates.
>>72950143
This desu
Here for you guys
http://www.strawpoll.me/10126971
