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The game is 80 Days
1/3
>>72938319
That was really weak.
If the character had some more god damned confrontation with them I'd understand the "courage +1" level up. Regardless of the reason for the confrontation. But seriously!? All he did was suggest the Jews didn't invade...
>>72938036
>>72939189
These are actually good
I LightlyChuckled/10
>>72939281
subtle
>>72938036
Seriously?
This is the type of shit my grandma would forward to me
Try harder
>>72939534
>mandatory voting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msNQpoChcK8
>>72939534
They were down at the beach before some democracy. I see it more of an awesome thing.
>>72939493
tfw a smart right winger but not smart enough to be a leftie
>>72939660
>voluntary voting
>>72939534
In a random photo of any 8 given Americans there would be at least 2 morbidly fat fucks while in this one of Australians only 1 is obese and the other 7 look attractive
>>72939911
You have open voting boots? Thats a serious democratic problem. Elections are secret for a reason.
The attire on the other hand is very appropriate. Would never put mu shirt on if it wasn't for the snow.
>>72940372
They aren't open. Usually they're even more closed. They have partitions.
Unlike bloody America.
>>72939106
Passepartout (main character) is depicted as liberal-ish throughout the journey. Apparently you can make him enter a gay relationship with a fag in Louisiana.
I like the game despite it since it's sort of an alternate Pre-WWI timeline with steampunkish transportation. Also liked "Around the World in Eighty Days" so I thought this would be pretty cool to play.
The courage thing has literally no effect on the story and just gives you what you were at the end statistics.
>>72941546
>Thomas the designated tank engine.
KEK!
>>72941678
It is even funnier when you consider that only black men would need that.
>>72940792
>usually they do
>unlike America
quality damage control, crocodile Dundee
>>72940281
Lol'd
>>72941712
>planned parenthood quoting Jessica Valenti talking about "dehumanizing people"
Picture related for those who don't know who Jessica Valenti is.
>>72940144
>the other 7 look attractive
why are you including the little girl in there you sick fuck
>>72940144
He's not even obese, just a bit chubby
>>72940281
top kek
>lost
>>72942235
Lost.
>>72942474
It says "go fuck yourself, Putin" on her back.
>>72942474
Trump is the American Putin. I can picture these two being complete bros.
>>72942648
He surely did it that night.
>>72942734
That'd be pretty cool... two superpowers united once again
>>72942863
>>72942863
nice one
>>72942235
Lost so hard.
This is some distant relative of the thousand yard stare.
>>72939534
never understood if this is meant to be bad or good.
Clearly to me it just says Aussies have better things to do then spend an entire day voting, it should take 15 min max out of your day. You can vote on like every 4th block during election day. I live down the road from the church that does it for my area.
>>72942975
>mr krabs
>not a jew
>>72943083
To me it looks like a good thing. They went to the polls and voted and then went to the beach, instead of just staying at home/beach and saying "Eh, fack it thoyse cants".
>>72940792
Have to disagree. The booths are shithouse, people can easily look into your booth to see who you're voting for. My mum tried that shit on me, she said "sorry, I thought you were done voting".
>>72942863
Noice
>>72941546
Cringed hard. What kind of retarded aspie makes these collages?
>>72942474
This wont stop being awesome. Is that Merkel recoiling?
>>72943474
for r/4chan
>>72943676
If this isn't at least 10 years old they should kill themselves
>>72939534
what is the funny thing about this
is it that australians tend not to vote and that this is some rare snap of them actually voting?
>>72943083
I dont really think of it as good or bad, i just think its a funny and eccentric expression of the cultural phenomenon that is modern australia.
>>72943968
You have to vote*
*You have to show up to some place where they mark your name off. What you do with the piece of paper is your business, no one is allowed to demand you show them your ballot.
>>72943894
I don't think any of those memes existed 10 years ago.
I'm pretty sure even "chargin mah lazer" isn't that old.
>>72943894
That shit didnt exist 10 years ago
>>72943894
MFW 2010 was 10 years ago
Unlike the Holocaust,
9-11 was almost
definitely a fake.
>>72943586
into the arms of a man, what a strong womyn
>>72939534
Typical Melbournian trying desperately to separate herself from our "toxic" culture. Enjoy America's cock deep in your asshole Melbourne
>>72944359
delete this
>>72945200
can't see shit cap'n
>>72942253
Isn't she the Guardian writer that complained about catcalling then a few months later blacked men again for catcalling but for the fact she missed it?
>>72941546
choo in loo
>>72945237
fuck u m8, melbourne best city
>>72941678
holy shit kek
>>72939534
Thats fucking awesome accually.
>>72945326
You can't see anything? I can see it perfectly. It's a jew who wrote a book "why interracial people are more intelligent & attractive" doing AMA on leddit & getting called out on his jew race mix pushing shit.
The classic
And of course this one
>>72943968
We legally have to vote you turbo cunt
>>72945793
Fuck I never saw that one before. Bye, sides.
>>72945556
If you like hanging around with fucking SJWs all day, burning the flag, sucking your boyfriends cock, spitting in an ANZAC veterans face and pretending you are American, I'm sure it's probably great
>>72942367
Perfect, the best part was 'Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to vote Trump now?' It had me in tears, fuckin great.
>>72946204
fighting the good fight
>>72946198
Jesus fuck
>>72942367
Oh fug lost
>>72946198
>women
What a shame
>>72946691
Again, the Melbournian turns to "wit" in an attempt to escape the pain of xers ripped anus
>>72939534
>Australia will defend this
>>72946204
>>72947015
Holy fuck ausbong, alot of hate for Melbourne?
Why though? I don't know too much about Aus, just that Darwin and Perth supposively are cool places
>>72945140
Kek
>>72947214
Imagine there was a town in Denmark where all leftists and degenerates spawned from, where the people all try to be just like Americans, and where they act ashamed of your culture. Wouldn't you hate it too?
>>72945793
jesus i feel awful for someone who has to live like that
>>72947305
>Islam resists all ideology
kek
>>72942367
how have i never seen this pure comedy gold
>>72941846
muslins ?
>>72939534
>>72939660
>>72946049
We have mandatory voting in one canton (Schaffhausen, pic related) and if you don't you have to pay 6 bucks
>>72947960
they already have that m8, it's called denmark
>>72946204
>spitting in an ANZAC veterans face
Fucking what, we have the largest ANZAC institution other than Canberra
>>72948144
Our fine is close to $100
>democracy
>>72946049
wow
i thought y'all were alot more relaxed on the whole voting thing since you folks seem to be a lot more laid back. if everyone has to vote does yer government send out huntin squads to round up all them abo people wandering round in the desert. seems troublesome if they gotta do it every time election season comes round
>>72939281
the nigger one is cheaper
>>72938036
/pol/ is YLYL, you don't have to make a separate thread about it.
>>72939911
I completely agree. Hanging out, having a good time and getting their democracy on.
I see no issues with this.
Cheers ausbros.
>>72941738
"Hory shit its a nigger"
>>72941599
>#SHLOMOED
Fuuuuuugg : D
>>72947214
>>72947214
Melb is the SanFran of Aus, it's a big jew/gay/lefty meet up, they also hate everything about Australia and want to be like USA, but not current USA, they want the leftys dream of USA for AUS, basically they're not Autralian at all but want to take our country away from us, Australian culture is so diluted nowadays people forget what it is.
Yesterday I walked through town and didn't see a single corkhat
>>72946198
Fucking attention whore.
This isn't a rage thread.
>>72939281
Someone in marketing deserves a raise
>>72942863
AWESOME!
>>72948553
Dunno about that mate. I rage at /pol/ as well.
>>72939534
This is bad why?
>>72945741
Truly made me laugh out loud.
These are great too
>>72944248
Chargin' was like 06/07 latest mang. Though the doge shit certainly isn't.
>>72947305
What is Islamic Science? Like learning how to build an IED?
>>72946198
That's not funny at all. It's just pathetic. Had somebody told this chick to kill herself, and had she complied, it would be a different story.
>>72948788
Lost, goddammit.
>>72945200
I want off Mr Shekelstein's wild ride.
>>72944687
Doesn't follow the correct syllable count, shit haiku.
>>72945793
I fucking died.
>>72947960
>>72948583
Alright, fuck em then
>>72948237
you almost got me, you cheeky cunt
>>72940281
Lmao
>>72950619
>ID: Fuel
>>72941910
>Germany shilling for muslims
Nothing new then
>>72941806
link or something please if real
>>72941900
Holy shit. This is what europe need right now
>>72942474
Holy shit, he does that thumbs up just like Trump
>>72951329
damn
>>72941900
What the fuck game is that and how do I get it?
>>72949151
i dont get it
>>72942367
god damnit i love /pol/
>>72951939
Besiege is the name of the game. You can get it on Steam.
>>72951939
Besiege. It's fucking hilarious, but it's pretty hard to build insanely cool shit, like robots fucking and cumming fire.
i need britbong memes to fuck with a slag plz
>>72951329
KEK
>>72945793
This was fucking gold, never laughed so hard in my life
>>72951664
read it in her "voice"
>>72952180
ask her if she's tasted a tuppence
>>72940281
10/10
>>72950758
I thought Donald Trump was freaky but really Ted Cruz had by far the weirdest time of it, more rumors about him and his family then Gene Simmons of KISS, more weird shit like the Ted Cruz lookalike chick, father shot JFK, the Fiorina Fiasco, intentionally dropping out of states with Kasich fiasco, all the Cruz memes, people crying openly and threatening suicide because he dropped out, the pedophilia rumors, anything Glenn Beck did to get you to vote for Cruz.
>>72948788
A sikh man, calling others infidels...
No.
>>72951329
Can someone explain this to me? Tried google it but did not find any good answers.
>>72947305
I study finance am I appropriating Jewish culture
>>72953327
Delta is an airline, EBT is government aid.
I beleive in the form of food stamps.
>>72953327
EBT = foodstamps
Delta = Delta airlines
>>72939281
Took me 10 seconds
>>72949131
In Poland we come voting in suits.
>>72941797
Oh my god
>>72952418
>>72951664
>MRAAH-GRAH
>RAA-BRAAH
>AAARH RAAH
>MRAA-HAARAH
>>72941678
always lol on that
>>72953425
>>72953467
Thanks mates
/pol/ goes to osrs
>>72953467
I never understood the foodstamp thing in america.
Like, do they literally just give you a stamp you can take to the supermarket and swap for food?
>>72954292
That was my understanding, I beleive it was to stop people getting actual money from the government.
>you need to eat, eat
>you don't need booze or drugs.
>>72939534
Surprised to see Aussies getting triggered about this image. It's just banter.
>>72954437
Suppose it makes sense
>>72939534
>>72954582
I always thought it pissed them off because there is a child in the voting booth as well as multiple people to each booth which is against voting rules.
>>72954762
Those convict descended cunts don't have rules.
>>72954292
Well think of soviet coupons, it's effectively the same thing.
>>72954437
there have been cases where liquer stores accept them but i have no idea how they get the money though. But there has to be a loophole for this as well
>>72938036
Fuck I already lost
At first I seriously thought those were mussies with their backs turned
>>72942050
This one gets me every time.
>>72942734
They accualy kind of are http://www.thepoliticalinsider.com/vladimir-putin-just-made-a-massive-donald-trump-announcement/
>>72949692
Well, they had some science back in medieval age. Mostly remnants of pre-islam Persia.
>>72954292
No. It's a card (like a credit card) that you can only use to purchase food.
It used to be stamps worth a certain amount, but we can't have people feeling embarrassed or sad when mooching off the government now, we can?
>>72945457
The very same.
>>72954292
>>72954437
It used to be that way a long time ago. Now its more like a debit card you use. But yes, at one point it was stamps.
>>72950983
Canadian version for syrup slurping moosefuckers
>>72949348
That's too good.
>>72954841
>understanding, I beleive it was to stop people getting actual m
>>72954762
>>72954437
>>72954292
Foodstamps are given through a credit card specifically allowed only to purchase food.
Regarding Trump's last night win
>>72951954
Red square is a French territory. French are said to eat snails. Nothing even remotely funny.
>>72955451
Thanks burgerfriend, it will certainly come in handy.
Have a leaf card
>>72951954
That's french guiana, mongol.
>>72948384
answer not polands question
>>72955709
>quebec
JESUS POST A TRIGGER WARNING NEXT TIME
>>72945793
It's bull btw. Fuckers use to always use those hulk hand things when taking images. This guy just went the extra mile and made history.
>>72955978
sorry friend, I would have spoilered it, if I could
I only have twatter shit. Just bumpin da tred
>>72941665
Underrated. Ice Bucket Challenge heh.
>>72954841
>>72954292
>>72954437
The way """"""minorities""""" circumvent the food-only restriction is by going to a small convenience store that accepts food stamps, charging the card for the complete balance, and giving said """""minority""""" a lesser amount in cash to compensate for the risk. If you paid with a food stamp card at a legitimate grocery store, any items scanned that aren't food related has to be paid by cash or other payment method.
>>72951190
Storage Wars was the show.
>>72950554
>who did i miss?
>>72956800
top fucking kek
>>72955592
wtf does this mean
>>72951329
Absolutely fucking savage.
>>72942321
underrated
>>72948265
We vote multiple times a year dard.
>>72941797
Lost. My fucking sides!
WE
>>72941784
This game sounds like total and utter shit
>>72949692
Islamic science is taking somebody else's accomplishments and calling it your own.
Just ask today's most prominent muslim inventor.
>>72945200
>a swede would be even more different than someone from african descent
>implying
>>72956800
This kek was certainly a top one.
>>72941849
You are a very wise man
>>72951246
How new?
>>72944687
It supposed to be 5-7-5, not 6-7-6 dumbass
>>72939281
/pol/ you are too easily fooled.
The picture may funny to any non-black person but is just a distraction by the Jew.
The nigger is on the organic and cheaper option. They want whites to take the synthetic Jew and pay more for it.
>>72945237
Don't be mad there's enough of the cock to go around.
>>72959491
What's up with the savage jap bants lately? Did a bunch of aussies go on holiday or soemthing?
>>72961384
Proxies exist.
>>72939534
so what? should you dress a certain way before voting? irrelevant shite
>>72961384
What about bantz against the japs?
>>72941599
is this... real?
>>72951329
Wow. Amiri is my neighbor . Dudes a fucking riot. I have to tell him he made /pol/. The world is small as fuck
>>72944359
>1990 Was 1000 years ago
>>72943083
>three people and a child looking into one booth
How could this possibly be good?
>>72960939
kek
>>72947305
This one did it
>>72939281
>100% certified organic cotton
Handpicked, I presume?
>>72961384
AFAIK the shit in toilet, shit on a table thing is a bit older than that 4chin quote.
>>72961732
>>72961780
Worst Korea are always so fucking brutal, like if leaf and ausbongland adopted a sociopathic chink
>>72962021
>>72942050
I hope to god when they clear the shelves they just cycle it back through again.
But then when it comes to Halal my Fedora is large enough for refugees to use as a boat.
>>72941546
dam you!, i lost
>>72942949
I was the first to make this joke in some thread.Fuck this, now this burgo stole all fame.
>>72945793
That made me cry several times.
>>72962142
the brown girl is so modest and cute, if only she wasn't brown and wearing that thing on her head
>>72941806
As a proud NEET I must say there is objectively nothing wrong with living in your mom's basement.
>>72941985
Why are there pebbles on top?
>>72942050
oh please, that's just 1 piece of ham, I put raw pork on every halal food item every time I go to market, and the ALLAH SNACKBARS will still buy them from what I had seen
>>72956214
Not a rage thread
>>72962106
fucking hell, that flag got no offbutton
>>72942367
>my girlfriends pregnant too, im bout to be a step father
oh god im at work and 3 people looked weird at me for last 5 minutes because i cant stop giggling
>>72945879
>cigar censors
kek
>>72954730
That is a Hitler quote,but I don't see the problem with it.
>>72960206
fuckin' savage mate
>>72962106
>Not for war crime
>>72951329
what's EBT?
gook moot never fails to blast my sides.
Lost the one were he tweeted after the servers went down and said "dont know what happen or who fix but is working okay"
And people were like "fucking hell, we're flying blind"
>>72961384
>>72961453
weebs moving to Japan hoping for some yellow poon
>>72941910
>Catholics and Mormons have never had multiple wives
>>72958722
You jest, but he's the greatest Muslim inventor in the last two centuries. And you dare to mock him?
>>72962420
kikes do so to pay their respects to other kikes
>>72942050
>this triggers the mudslimes
I recemmend anyone whose local supermarket has a halal section to do this every time you go shopping for groceries.
>>72960644
>quintessentially british
>>72951329
is this assuming all that against trump are poor? I've had a college professor say the same thing
>>72956029
The "full hand" picture is clearly a shoop. The rest looks legit to me.
>>72943017
KEK
>>72959767
Hahh
>>72942253
Anyone know if she is related to Jack?
>>72941849
What? Why else would it be funny?
>>72963736
more balk 4u
>>72939751
I still remember my dad once came into my room when I was playing this and asked, "why is there Jewish music playing in here?"
>>72955053
>Mfw
Dude Trump has got to win I wanna be bros with Russia, they are way cooler than the fucking yurocucks we shell out money to back up.
>>72948144
Is that a lamb in a jester hat with his dick out?
