>walk into your kitchen to cook some hot pockets
>see this
what do?
>>72931594
>what do?
cook the hot pocket, of course
>>>/b/
Not even a B cup.
>>72931594
Do 360 and walk out of there
>>72931594
>hot pockets
I kill myself, as I'm clearly a 4chan janitor/mod and do not deserve to steal oxygen from other humans.
>>72931687
>finding big tits hot
just no
>>72931594
Snatch her punani
hhhnnnggggg
>politics
>>72931594
Spend the next 2 hours painstakingly cleaning all the kitchen surfaces.
>>72931594
I'd have sex with her. Is this even a question?
>>72931770
>not snatching her birthday instead
faggot
>>72931594
How the fuck she get into my house? Is she a gypsy?
>>72931734
Nigger detected
>>72931594
Turn 360° and post on /pol/
> enter room
> y-you too
> leave and hide in room until she gets bored and leaves.
I just got done sterilzing that surface now look what you've done. I have to start all over again -- get out of my house.
I wanna cum inside her asshole and watch it leak out.
>>72931882
HOL UP *SMACKS LIPS*
WE WUZ DA BIG TITS N SHIEET
>>72931882
>Nigger detected
lol it is niggers who find big boobs, big asses and fat bodies hot... not my thing at all my friend
>>72931847
I only snatch mother fucker birthdays when I'm not taking them to the blood bank
Fiki fiki
>>72931594
Make her wipe down the counter. She's being unhygienic.
>>72931953
There’s a famous story about Seagal where his agent pops into his office to find him sat at the desk, script in hand, weeping.
“What is it, Steven?” he asks.
“I’ve just read the most beautiful script ever written,” he says.
“Wow,” says the agent. “Who wrote it?”
Seagal looks up at him and says, “I did”.
>>72931594
I would wonder if that fridge has beer inside it or not.
Then I would check.
>>72931594
Culturally enrich her with my average length hispanic penor
>>72932012
this post is pure pottery
>>72931594
Lead her out, because I'm already fucking a 16 yo.
>Cassidy Klein
Muh dick!
She used to be fit , now she is starting to look like a fridge.
>>72931693
backwards?
Get her off my counter with a water spray bottle I use on my cat if he pulls that shit while calling her a degenerate whore.
this is a way better attractive women
*unzips dick*
>>72931594
I would throw him out
>>72931594
I'd fuck her really hard
>>72931594
Watch her fuck a nigger I guess.
>>72932131
Moonwalking, of course.
>>72931594
get out of my house, whore.
who remodeled the kitchen, that shit looks great. What you doing here bitch, you cooking?
>>72931594
>hot pockets
What are this hot pockets you speak about?
Do Anglos take the pockets of their clothes and cook them?
>>72932629
no she wants to give u a footjob while u relax on coach :^)
