Do you wish you were Australian?
I wouldn't mind living in Australia.
>>72926632
Yes.
My family was going to move there in the 70s. I bet they wish they did now.
>>72926632
Yes
>>72926953
Come on over ya cunt
>not wanting to be a proud aboriginal
>>72926953
We're not full for you, you sickcunt
>>72926632
yes
Yep. 7th generation anglo-saxon.
I fuckn love this country lads, emigrated here from South Africa in the 90's, haven't looked back for a second and have just bought my first bit of land in this beautiful country.
>tfw plan on retiring to my farm at 35
>tfw building up my farm whilst I build up various businesses
>tfw building up my farm whilst I search for a qt Maryanne goddess to sire my children
>tfw building up my farm just in case happening, happens
These next 10 years will be glorious.
>>72926953
My family moved her in the 50s from Scotland.
Don't do it brah, you won't like it, sure the weather is sick and you meet some cool people but you will always find you are more mature and take things more seriously than the people here. I'm moving back to the UK this year.
I can't take the incompetency and unprofessionalism in this nation.
>>72927239
>Maryanne
>aryan
Ill name her Maryanne, top auto correct.
>everything is illegal
>everything is out to kill you
Nah, I'll be fine.
>>72927284
>missing a country you haven't lived in
wew lad
>>72926632
Yes
>>72927234
>Yep. 7th generation anglo-saxon.
1/32 Abbo
fuck no, and have that accent? every--EVERY--other anglophone accent is cool, except for Aussie, which sounds like a whore's cheeks getting poked by a wet cock while she's trying to talk. Even Kiwis have a winning accent. Just Ozzies. It's regrettable.
>>72927239
Tfw probably going to inherit the family farm in Dorrige from my grandmother.
Feels good man, gonna get a trade and move out there and just chill with my QT and kids
>>72926632
Yes, because I can't shitpost worth a crap.
mfw
>>72927284
Why would you keave Australia? Seems like a preetty good place. I really like the accent too.
>>72927373
Nah, unfortunately no abbo or I could get some cheeky pensions.
Danes and Scots on mum's side, English on dad's. The last foreigner in my family arrived here in 1869, strayan ever since.
No, I hate insects and hot weather.
>>72927406
Dorrigo
>>72927445
>i really like the accent
You are going to move here because you like the accent? You sound like Australian material. Come on over mate.
>>72927332
I lived in Striling for 18 months
>>72927384
Aussie accents are top tier. The irish accent is good. The scottish accent is good. The welsh and english accent are good. The only fucking accent that is completely bland and shite is the american accent.
>>72927239
Sounds like your living the fucking dream mate.
Something i want to do, build myself up with enough money to make some investments and buy my own farm so I can run sheep and pastures on it as a little fulltime hobby
American on holiday here
You guys do so much stuff so much better than we do in the states
Might make the move some day, just need to pick an AFL team to root for ahaha!
>>72927318
>everything is illegal
Like what?
>>72927587
Rape
Im close enough to being australian without actually having to be.
New Zealand is like the goldilocks zone of everything
>>72927566
West Coast or Freo if you decide to move into WA.
>>72926632
Not unless I was still living in the states.
>>72926632
Why would I wish I was Australian, Australians?
No, have fun with your shitty little asians and not having any weapons like real men
at least you don't fuck sheep like your retarded cousins on the other island
>>72926632
>Being so far from Motherland Europe, in savage lands with abos and cangooros
>>72927406
Not going to lie m8, pre jealous. Have you been to the farm? I'm on the same path lad, feels great.
>>72927554
m8, I love this country. Working daily in the city almost killed it for me but securing my own piece of this great country in the outback has changed everything. Hobby farm, simple traditional life, beautiful wife and children, honestly at this point in my life, I couldn't ask for much more.
>>72927726
>cangooros
Are you having a stroke, Pierre?
>>72927551
There's more than one American accent. The land mass makes them more varied than most countries.
>>72927651
>being a proud member of freedumb land
Come over 'ere m8, it's tops.
>>72927781
The only accent that is tolerable is the boston accent the rest are utter shite.
>>72927821
>a whole city pretending to be irish
They sound like retards.
>>72926632
nope
ozone layer too thin
I like you guy's culture but you have the shittiest climate and wildlife imaginable. i'm not down with living somewhere where it's hot all the fucking time with no snow, and everything around me is poisonous.
>>72927784
>I have to use bottles instead of a real weapon because my country is to retarded and uncivilized to be trusted with them
>>72927868
Put that aside and theyre alright. The rest if america is not.
>>72927784
How is it tops.
>>72927882
>no snow
>>72926632
>Do you wish you were Australian?
Hot weather, marsupial beasts, poor quality of the internet, strayans and chinks everywhere. What a shitty country, m8.
I just want to retire to some comfy little town on the Australian coast where its almost always sunny and spend my days wandering about outdoors and reading my books without any interruptions. also I might take up the fine art of shit posting and glassing lebs.
>>72927952
>posting pictures of zoos and fake snow
>>72927907
>admitting to being a soft cunt
As a hillbilly in North Georgia, I have to say I have a lot of respect for you Auzzies. Poisonous snakes, intense heat, and giant rats just keep the faggots inside. Wife is terrified of your spiders though.
>>72927952
>inb4 Aussie Anon had to climb up the tallest mountain in Australia to receive such a photo
You must hike alot.
>>72927744
I dont mind the city too much.
Grew up in the country but still want to return there when im older.
Or go to a small coastal bearing town like Lancelin.
>>72927978
I was happy before i came across the internet.
>>72927982
>a zoo blowing fake snow onto its animals
Make me giggle, you cheeky cunt.
>>72927952
That's in the mountains where no-one lives man. And it snows for like a month or two tops even there. I need below freezing weather for at least a third of the year.
>>72927984
>I can't have weapons because the population of my country is scared of inanimate objects
nah mate, couldn't take losing in the rugby every four years
Every second of every minute of every hour of every day
>>72928070
Australia is like the most dangerous continent on earth. kek, you americans are pathetic.
>>72928048
we are on pol, I'm surprised you didn't agree with my conspiracy
>>72928156
Lol, go to Chicago you pussy
>>72928070
SOFT CUNT
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To the Brits in this thread; why are there so many of you here now?
Is it because your country is failing and you want a new start or because of the bullshit about the weather or 'property prices' that you all talk about here?
>>72928203
>Lol go to chicago
>The city you americucks got ran out of
kek you fucking morons.
No.
>>72926632
Yes..
I thought y'all were full anyways, Australia. Why do you need me?
>>72928260
How did we get ran out of Chicago again?
>>72928283
The coasts are full. You are more than welcome to live in the middle though.
>>72928348
Not even a single shot fired. Where were your gunz m8?
>>72928114
MADMAN
>>72928364
Hmmm let's see, how about no, and America is better and always will be.
#MAGA.
>>72926632
Fuck no.
>>72926632
No, I'm good.
>>72928364
As impossible as it must be, this is something I'd love to do.
>>72927284
I was born in Australia, lived here until I was 20 but always disliked it, I used to say the shit you're saying about people being incompetent, immature and unprofessional. I went travelling for 7 years and lived and worked mostly in the UK. Moved back to Australia a few years ago, and, to be honest, I'm loving it.
Trust me, it's one of the best bloody places on earth. It just sounds like you need to spend some time relating to people and appreciating the good things we have to offer here.
Or don't - go party in the UK, work, stay indoors all of the time, slowly develop alcoholism and contemplate suicide.
>>72928562
True. You wont miss a good thing until its gone.
>>72928045
London is the capital of Great Britain.
>>72928605
Don't get me wrong, I miss a lot about the UK, culturally, and my mates over there, and being able to travel easily, but once you get into the groove here, it's a far more enjoyable and happy life here.
>>72928681
Its the capital of england.
>>72927551
Yeb has God's accent
>>72928778
what's the difference between england and britain
>>72928819
England is full of pakis
>>72926953
The brits are like at the top of the list for immigration
you could come over anytime you want as long as you qualify in something useful
>>72928819
England is in Britain init.
>>72926632
every damn day of my life
>>72928239
Because we're all sickcunts
>>72928070
>I can have weapons because my country is scared of... everything.
>>72927726
Your motherland is dead Jacque. Come to Oz, I know a bunch of frenchies. Bit odd, but they fit in fine enough
>>72928239
its really fucking crowded here. but the reasons you listed apply as well.
>>72927318
Sounds a lot like Sweden m8
Of course the threat is it's """people"""
>>72928114
[DELETE THIS]
>>72926632
Yes. I'm half aussie but all three of my siblings were born over there and I'm born on this rainy grey Muslim infested shithole.
Can I come over brothers?
>>72929443
Its sunny outside right now though.
>>72928114
Why
>>72927551
What about scouse?
>>72929503
Yeah now I can see all the fucking Muslims clearly
>>72929554
kek, its alright. Still better than american accents.
>>72929566
>>72929554
Literally the scumbag accent of the world. basically pikey tier
>>72927284
Good Fuck off ya ungrateful cunt
>>72927239
I hate South Africans so fucking much. Piss off cunt you'll never be a real Aussie, faggot.
>>72928114
Quiet, don't let them know about our only trigger.
>>72929554
There is no shitter accent.
>>72928239
Basically Pakistan has moved here. Europe is fucked so let's move to a white cunt who's full of sick cunts and has sick weather
>>72927284
Fuck off ya oxygen thief
>>72927551
I fucking hate some of the nasally pommy accents
>>72927566
Lions and fuck off we're full
>>72927651
Come over and have a beer you soft cunt
Yep family has been here since 1794
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Marsden
>>72931071
Tempting bait, but not so fast Aussie, what am I being dragged into?
>>72928474
Tons of great land in the interior. Just avoid the huge deserts
>>72928562
You may be right man, but i'm moving there to join the royal marines which will be sweet.
I don't need to wish, I already am, and I miss motherland.
>>72926632
sorry mate, nope.
>>72926632
When I was a baby dad thought about moving us down under from Glasgow, we went to Florida instead. I get to vote for Trump and shoot guns. I'm alright m8. Fuck that cunt Joubert and that awful call in the quarter final. That South African rat should have his neck rung.
>>72932504
>Trininig and Nogbago
>mfw I realise the largest group wanting to come to australia are the Brits
I know about 12 of british people that moved to australia, they all would never dream of moving back to england.
>>72926632
YES
>>72926632
Sometimes that's for sure.
>>72926632
I'm quite happy with having an iq higher than 60 thank you very much
>>72933114
>they kicked us out and now THEY want in???
shit country full of docile dullards who are very good at blindly following orders & being suspicious of anything from outside their extremely limited, narrow, reality tunnel.
I'm a well-educated Scotch -Irish from the South USA. How hard is it to move to Straya?? I'm tired of the DIndus and would put up with the spiders . Already have sharks and Alligators.
>britcucks kicked us out
>and now we watch as muslims burn their country to the ground
>>72926661
We would. Fuck off leaf
>>72927284
Poor faggot cant handle the bantz
why are there so many weebs here
>>72933574
It's too hard for decent Anglos to come here, that being said it is very do able
>>72926632
As an Australian heres some info for foreigners.
Its got its perks, a few downsides are that
>people think bali/Indonesia is the greatest
>the drinking culture is bad and i have admittedly taken part in it, but ive since reduced my participation and condone it to minors.
>its either you go to uni, socialize and become an indoctrinated liberal or become a tradie, dont socialize much because you work fulltime and your hours clash with uni kids your age and retain conservative values due to your work ethic.
>girls here are the biggest whores in the southern hemisphere.
>2 main types of men here, the turbo alphas who lift, drive expensive cars and club/ take trips to bali every 3 months and advertise it as the greatest
And the other type is the average joe, the guys who drive holdens or utes to work, put on a tie or boots and mind their business, these are the guys who rarely get laid in this country.
>the weather varies all over the country, you can pretty much choose to live in any climate possible.
>Australians are real life shitposters, the banter can get strong here, real strong.
All in all i like it here, honestly it comes down to your personality, for some its a haven, for others its doing time until they retire elsewhere.
>>72926632
yeah
>>72926632
No.
>>72926632
Yes.
I wish I was a superior Australian.
>Tfw I was an Australian born in an American's body
>Natural born shitposter
>Love hot weather, loath cold weather(Life is literally suffering for a good chunk of the year)
>Watched Steven Irwin
>Love the beach
K I L L M E F A M
>>72926632
My great-grandfather spent a lot of time in Australia. I've always wondered why they haven't developed the continent more.
>willingly moving to a country with dial-up tier internet
>>72934063
Probably less Jews and not enough Black people the always equals the white flight cycle.
>>72934035
So basically you're a Californian?
>>72933950
I think the trigger for you is "white". Swedish people are knowledgeable as the day is long, but they are just so effeminate that we can't take them seriously anymore.
>>72934035
do you like being told what to do?
do you like the queen of england?
do you like being surrounded by zombies?
>>72933950
>wallbank
>>72926632
>Illegal to defend yourself, your loved ones, or even your children from rampaging murderers that break into your home without getting criminally charged.
I sincerely hope all of australia burns, it's people in it. You genuinely deserve.
Will Strayans help arm the new Confederacy?
If not, can we use Straya for a neutral training ground for tactics and propaganda?
DO Strayans make good soldiers and would you fight for the new Confederacy for fame. power, and white victory??
>>72933574
Australia is one giant south. Get your ass away from those niggers and get yourself to the last white frontier on this planet.
who the fuck would want to live here its a fucked country
>>72934120
If you work in tech you'll be based in Sydney/Melbourne and the inner suburbs have decent internet, if you don't work in tech stop watching anime and playing games and read a book.
>>72926632
I like your way of thinking.
I just hope you can be serious when it's needed.
>>72934557
I will say this, I've seen some exposure of your poor whites. It seems like people that live off of the exploits of their great-granddads and should be on How to Make a Murderer.
Or Ganga Queen
>>72927622
>highest consumer of Velcro gloves
>>72926632
Kind of. Maybe then people wouldn't make fun of my country.
>>72927715
>no having guns like real men
at least we aren't faggots that think owning guns is a right
Being surrounded by Chinks, Pajeets, Melbourne and other nuisances? No thanks
>>72927907
were not faggots that rely on weapons to fight
>>72926632
>Live in Australia
FUCK YEAH FUCK ALL THE SHITCUNTS!
>South Australia
Meh, Its not as bad as everyone else makes it to to be I mean sure we've been hit hard ever since-
>Elizabeth
Fuck
Why would I want to live in a literal nanny state?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_video_games_in_Australia
Most shitposting Austrialians are your typical meek liberal living in the south where they nob their heads in agreement with every progressive talking point passed around their social circle.
They come online and act like hard-as-nails redpilled bogans, but they're Toronto-levels of cucked in reality.
>>72935082
Wait. I got to step in here.
Owning guns is a right here in the USA, because real men stood up and demanded it be put in the bloody constitution .
That is in now way faggotry. ANd if you lived around antique farm equipment your forefather specifically breed to be BIG DUMB AND STUPID form an already violent primitive race you wouldn't shit talk those handguns.
Granted the larger amount of Blacks aren't big around here ,but they are violent and dumb which is always a bad combo.
>>72935082
I don't need a gun to make you skip, cunt. I should have the right to get one if I want though, so fuck you.
>>72933494
thanks melbourne.
>>72928070
Well it's a good thing you can fit your gun inside your handbag right next to your tampons you weak bitch.
>>72926661
Fuck off, we're full.
>>72927978
>Do you wish you were in russia
constant cold weather, marsupial beasts, poor quality internet, slavs , corruption and car cameras everywhere.
what a shitty country cyka
>do I wish I lived in a country ruled by cassowaries that also have spiders that bite your dick off
>that is also inhabited by Australians
tough call
>>72935434
Wait , what the fuck are Aussies shit talking guns for?
Didn't you fuckers have full gun rights until the Left took them away in the late 1990's?
How did you guys go from MAD MAX to "I think it is better only the government has guns" in less than 20 years?
>>72928114
say the guy who's team never comes 1st
>>72934393
You can do that without a gun. Just hit the cunt and watch him drop. You could do that too if you didn't need a forklift to get out of bed
>>72931335
whats that a fucking shot glass with a handle
>>72935082
Pretty sure we can still own guns. I live in the suburbs and there is a gun range down the road and an armoured firearm store not far either.
>>72927715
mate, come on down and I'll spatula the fuck out of you.
>>72935082
We can still own guns ya cunt, just not deadly assault rifles or flammenwerfers
>>72935792
only with licence and registration
>>72935571
And good on 'em. Some cunt shot up a bunch of people, no more guns, no more mass shootings. However you lot have got it so any austimo with cash can buy a military-grade rifle, go to a school and broaden the minds of 5 year-olds all over the walls. Tell me again why that is so great.
>>72935897
Deadly Assault rifle???
Fucking Leftist word control.
I hate the Left.
>>72926632
I would've liked it years ago. Now I'm a bit scared of your women, your cities and your crazy natives.
>>72926953
Mine, too.
>>72935556
>do I wish I lived in a country ruled by cassowaries that also have spiders that bite your dick off
shlomo already did that to you
>>72935955
>hurr guise there are no illegal weapons in strayalastania
i wouldn't mind the great banter
>>72933870
what a pile of bullshit, aside from the shitposting bit
>>72934035
move here cunt
>>72936078
Of course there are illegal weapons, but government restrictions make it harder for someone to get them.
>>72934393
you forget we don't have nigs here so way less crime, you fat turd
>DO Strayans make good soldiers
we are literally the best soldiers there are
>>72936282
Well we have abo's, but the worst they'll do is snatch your car, and that's if your out of the main cities.
>>72934491
except for all the fucking asians everywhere
>do I wish I lived in a country filled with retarded morons who are so cucked they can't legally defend themselves.
Yeah, no.
>>72935082
>amerilard bait
>>72936210
Besides who needs guns when we have perfected the art of shitposting to a point where can make spineless cunts shit themselves and die
>>72935955
No we don't. the Left controls the media.
YEs, that happens every now and then,but it is so unusual it makes the news. If it happened all the time, it would be on the news all the time.
That particular instance was a person who wasn't allowed to own guns for being not mentally right in the head. His dumb ass mother allowed him access to her guns.
If you take away niggers gun deaths and shootings we have an equal gun problem as any European country who has stricter laws and rules for gun ownership like Sweden and the UK.
Niggers literally ruin everthing
Niggers in Chicago for one year alone.
Final 2015 Totals
Shot & Killed: 445
Shot & Wounded: 2551
Total Shot: 2996
Total Homicides: 507
over a decade at war in IRaq and Afghanistan
4,486 U.S. soldiers died in Iraq and 2,345 U.S. soldiers died in Afghanistan
HEy Straya , you want some NIGGERS to add vibrancy to your world??
>>72935680
fuck off melbourne. pls kill yourself
>>72936414
Jokes on you, you already do
>>72936378
Yeah m8, I live in SA and I've been to Elizabeth and really there are a lot of Abos there, but they are they are always too high on drugs to give a fuck what we white cunts do. Most of them keep to themselves and chill
>>72936378
abo's couldn't snatch a car unless you left the keys in
>>72935955
>>72935897
>>72935082
Spot the Melbournite!
>Eveything is banned
>no internet
>roads too small for population and publiuc transport just doesn't work so enjoy going anywhere
>A shed in frankston costs as much as a seaside mansion in the states
>The government has a deep and sincere hatred of white people
>Shit job market
>culture that resents achievement ("tall poppy syndrome")
>"A vibrant and diverse multicultural society free of hate :DDD"
I'd happily trade places with any burgerclap any day.
>>72935836
>austeyr
>>72926632
I like drinking to death certainly
No fat chicks allowed
>>72936642
Only a person that lives in Melbourne knows of all those things. Suck shit.
>>72936445
It does happen all the time. The sad thing is one person getting shot isn't a big deal, a mass shooting is.
And we do have our own kind of niggers, except when the white fella came here we locked them up and tried turning them white, and when that didn't work we fucked em up so much that to this day the highest an abo has gotten is being a high-level footy player. We didn't fucking elect one of them
>>72936385
Yea thats why few weeks I'm moving away from sydney.
>>72936535
syd m8
>>72927821
>Boston accent
>tolerable
>>72926632
Sometimes.
Sometimes not so much.
I'd leave this shithole to straya if I could.
>>72936762
Have fun with those lebs and bikies that have free access to weapons even thought they are banned.
>>72936742
please euthanise me
>>72936642
im from sydney you daft cunt. tell me how you thought i was from melb from all that ya dope
>>72936664
stop shitposting sam
>>72935556
Sounds like a win win
>>72933494
>>72936867
>being a gun hating left wing sheila
>>72936867
Well Mohamed, Melbourne runs the freedom hating game and won't be outdone. If you keep this up the people's republic of victoria will have you relocated.
I don't have to wish!
ahahahah poofta
I live in Texas, it's pretty much is cunt land.
Though I would like to visit since I met a few of you in real life and you seem like some good folks.
>>72937001
>>72937048
yeah because making it easy for those donkeys to get their hands on guns is a great idea
>>72926632
Honestly, yes. Seems much more homogeneous out there. Not nearly as much sjw bullshit. Cool accents. Etc.
If shit ever goes down in the US Australia would be my go to country to move to.
one of the shittiest things i would think of
I'm not a cuck, so no.
>>72936743
It is a big country , and no it doesn't happen all the time. there is 375 million americans now. BIG country .
You sound like SJW type to be honest. Your ABBOs while getting a bad deal are shit tier people to begin with.
Yeah, STICK technology is the future though.
What do non-Australians think living in Australia is like?
>>72926632
I'm an Australian born and raised Maori. I know Aussies don't see me as one of them at first but once I drop a sly g'day howzit goin you beautiful fuckers always crack a warm smile of recognition.
Tldr yeah
>>72928114
m8...
feels good to be australian
>>72937502
RIP steve
>>72937298
The only good answer
>>72928114
STOP
I'm moving there next year and joining the defense force (hoping to make a career in defense jobs).
I'm got citizenship already because mom was born in Bendigo.
Am I welcome?
>>72937475
That's funny.
People love Polynesians in the states.
Well, you might see yourself like that ,but we include you in that group.
Americans, love Moari people in concept and actors. I haven't met one in real life though. They also love Hawaiian people despite those fuckers being really racist against whites. They have their reason though as rich whites fucked their island up.
Samoans are bro tier fat fucks too. Even fucking filipinos are for tier midgets and the women are adored despite them almost looking the same.
Polynesians and polynesian looking people are instant winners with White people here,but maybe it is because there are so few of them.
>>72937961
Yeah, I'm Croatian too. We will get along great
>>72937961
Yeah, just don't be a fuckwit.
>>72926632
Sometimes.
>>72926632
FUCKING YES
>>72937961
Everybody here likes white people with funny accents.
It's chinks, lebs and DESIGNATEDs we're sick of.
>>72937465
I imagine Queensland is like Miami Vice and Melbourne like the movie Moulin Rouge.
Yes.
>>72927986
I hope you're warm in there
>>72928114
bro, back to the kids table
>>72926632
>>72926992
>Took 7 minutes for the first Australian post to upload
fucking kek
>>72938052
>>72938062
>>72938088
Cheers mates!
[spoiler] Am I doing it correctly [/spoiler]
>>72927318
I can handle spiders just not literal sub-humans pouring in from the Middle-East and raping all the little girls
I wish I was in a Strayian, if you know what I mean ;)
>>72936642
Despite ALL of that, I still like Australia. It's sad that gun owners are treated as the country's niggers by the mainstream media though.
>>72937961
Known a few cool Croats in my time. We'll give you a chance.
>>72938216
Why would an Australian be the first to respond to the question
>Do you wish you were Australian?
>>72938247
A good start.
>>72937961
yep, just avoid the fucking croat vs serb bullshit. we're tired of it
Hell no
The overtly liberal censorship is way too annoying for me
>>72938247
You don't have to use the accent or slang if you don't want to
>>72927715
We use knives mate, something that's banned by the poms.
>>72938278
What's wrong with the sheep over there?
>>72938278
shit are they wallaby eggs?
>>72937961
Just reject your useless wog genes and become a massive shitposting cunt and we'll love you
No.
>>72938097
Gold Coast is defo like Miami vice ey
>>72938001
I live in a regional area with a large Samoan, Tongan and Maori population.
Most are very bro tier, tend to be quite devout christians, consume insane amounts of booze / kfc / canned beef and herrings, some of the women are hot as fuck, but don't tend to go for white guys.
There is the odd degenerate, but no more so than whites. 10/10 would live around again.
>>72927978
>Chinks everywhere.
They're only 7% of the population, and live only in major cities.
