GET COMFY, LADS
>BASED TAIWAN ANIMATORS REACT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOjJUgADNaI
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
http://www.sos.state.nm.us/Voter_Information/Voter_Registration_Information.aspx
WA- 5/16 in-person
https://www.sos.wa.gov/elections/myvote/olvr.html
NJ- 5/17
http://www.state.nj.us/state/elections/voting-information.html
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23 http://registertovote.ca.gov/ http://www.cafortrump.com
>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: 1047/ Pankasich: 157
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Indiana Victory Speech 5/3/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oO4YqOGClY
>South Bend, IN 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhHuMW7haS8
>Carmel, IN 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qf1eUb-9L8
INTERVIEWS
>Trump grabs lunch At Shapiro’s Deli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVuH14OWb6A
>Trump on Hannity 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDvOdZF-hzo
>Trump on CNN 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAY3UbtHCTk
ENTERTAINMENT
>Alex Jones Reacts to Indiana Victory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMUI7S216Oo
>Shapiro Has A Message for Trump Supporters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9-bueSEWL8
>Dana Loesch Mentions Cvckservative on FOX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUxD_JNSQL8
>Why Becky is Imploding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmpCF55IaMA
>Cruz Hits his Wife in the Face after Dropping Out
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/727665400687800320
>Lynne Patton "The Trump Family That I Know" - A Black Female Trump Executive Speaks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxaKUo5naoY
>300: Making America Great Again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7I92r9GqUw
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://unitingfortrump.com/
http://rallyfortrump.com/
THE MOVEMENT IS GROWING STRONGER! AWOO~
>700 VOTES TALLIED SO FAR
WHO WILL BE TRUMP'S VP?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10124063
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10124063
http://www.strawpoll.me/10124063
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10124063
http://www.strawpoll.me/10124063
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10124063
http://www.strawpoll.me/10124063
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10124063
http://www.strawpoll.me/10124063
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10124063
VOTE NOW - SPREAD IT LIKE WILDFIRE
MAGA GOES IN ALL FIELDS
THIS IS AWOOOOOOVEMENT
someone post the campaign full of sorrow meme
>voting for a homophobe president
4th from 2nd Kasich
>>72920777
trips witnessed
Trump gives me hope for the future.
We should use the /cruz/ thread, just once.
WE WILL WIN!
>>72920809
>>72920868
>implying I voted for Cruz
>>72920868
Yeah fuck Democrats
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES
>>72920888
WEW LAD
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
STAY COMFY LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A&index=23&list=PLmFnhO2m4GnlzbGsx4HngRg3Cw3fQ78Ph
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A&index=23&list=PLmFnhO2m4GnlzbGsx4HngRg3Cw3fQ78Ph
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A&index=23&list=PLmFnhO2m4GnlzbGsx4HngRg3Cw3fQ78Ph
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A&index=23&list=PLmFnhO2m4GnlzbGsx4HngRg3Cw3fQ78Ph
>another pancake captcha
It looks like we can't forget Kasich just yet. Also, nice get, OP.
>>72920777
Have started the fire ?
PS: Sweet trips
Tonight was a good night.
>>72920809
>Representing the US with characters created and drawn in Japan with shopped MAGA hats.
>>72920931
Worn out places, worn out faces!
THREAD THEME
https://tkxvault.bandcamp.com/album/trump
COMFY TRUMP VAPORWAVE
Can someone link me that video that goes through a bunch of clips of America starting in the 50s and highlighting all the good aspects and then showing all the bad shit happening starting in the 2000s? It has orchestral music playing in the background the whole time
>A BEAUTIFUL, PRODUCTIVE WALL
>>72920868
The "real conservatives" have been attacking him all this time for not being a homophobe.
>>72920855
>Representing the US with characters created and drawn in Japan with shopped MAGA hats.
BIDEN FOR DEMOCRAT NOMINEE
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS
Morning
>Morning Joe panel laughs at Cruz
>Mika not amused
>Trump trolls Cruz hard and almost breaks him
>Trump on Fox and Friends: “His father was with Lee Harvey Oswald prior to Oswald being shot…nobody even brings it up”
>Remark about body of Christ “a disgrace”
>Cruz: Trump is an utterly amoral bully, narcissist, pathological liar
>says Hedi wasn’t pretty enough for him
>Cruz: Trump “describes his battle with venereal disease as his own personal Vietnam”
>LA Times: Cruz’s campaign relies on three wealthy donors
>Beck’s decent into madness continues
>Beck: We were losing the Civil War until Abraham Lincoln called for a day of fasting, prayer, and humiliation
>Drudge headline that “mocks people who believe in God” is a sign we’re done
>Tells Indiana “If you guys screw this up. I’m going to be pissed at you…I will be suicidal”
>Fuck the ceiling: Trump now at 56% approval among GOP voters
>Trump releases a statement in response to Cruz’s outburst
>>Today’s ridiculous outburst only proves what I have been saying for a long time, that Ted Cruz does not have the temperament to be President of the United States
Afternoon
>CNN commentator equates Indiana electing governor that was a KKK member to voting for Trump
>Media watchdog criticizes ABC for having domestic Terrorist say “Make America Great Again” in Quantico
>Rodger Stone goes nuclear
>says when HillaryClinton speaks of dealing with men who sometimes get off the reservation assume she means her husband's rapes
>West Virginia poll Trump 61%
>Cruz shill: Nobody wants to vote for Hillary with a penis
Tonight
>TKO
>CARLETON DROPS OUT FOR THE SECOND TIME
>WITH CRUZ YOU LOSE
>KASICH TRYING TO FUNDRAISE
>HE REALLY IS
>TRUMP 53.3 CRUZ 36.6% KASICH 7.6%
>GOPe SURRENDERS
>Mark Levin triggered
>says FNC a Trump Super PAC, They’ll Be Rubbing Their Own Faces In Their Own Feces After the General
>>72920901
>Representing the US with characters created and drawn in Japan with shopped MAGA hats.
BIDEN: THE PEDOBEAR CANDIDATE
>>72920912
>Representing the US with characters created and drawn in Japan with shopped MAGA hats.
ITT: We trigger the potato nigger
>>72921016
Hillary should choose him as her running mate
>>72920777
>Trump pretty much secures nomination
>Rato drops out
>thread gets trips
>>72921016
The usurper
Wow, that's it. Trump is the president of the United States, he's fucking won. his numbers with Hillary are already showing him ahead
that's it folks
>Yfw Kasich is 4th and in a 2 man race
>>72920945
>Representing the US with characters created and drawn in Japan with shopped MAGA hats.
>>72921022
NO FUCKING BRAKES
>>72921043
>>72921016
What's all this Bidenposting?
>>72921043
I WANT HIM FOR NOMINEE, NO EXPECTATIONS LEFT ALIVE
>>72920777
I'm going to a Trump rally Thursday, what do I do/wear.
Translation:
Hey guys
what do you mean, drop out?
there are still states i havn't been fed in!
Maga hat this please.
>>72920777
I do have to say something. I appreciate all the work you have done for the cause and made OPs consistently. I tried that for about a full week and a half and was sick of it. Thanks for being so dedicated!
>>72921094
There's got to be better ways to shitpost.
>>72920855
M-may i save this, senpai?
Never forget
So no more rallies?
>>72921062
Her VP choice should be the popular Democrat governor of a swing state, preferably one under 60.
But there aren't any of those, so I don't know who the fuck she's picking.
I started working out because of Trump.
I was a skeleton at the start of his campaign, but I told myself to make myself an example and strong enough to defend myself when I wore my hat.
I finally have to start buying new clothes because I don't fit in my old ones anymore.
I feel really good.
I'm still skinny, but I finally have some musculature. Wish me luck, guys.
>>72920777
What an epic day.
>tfw left threads open for so long they 404'd before I could reply
Here it is anyways.
>>72911735
Same boat, I'm happy. Feels fucking good. Have a MAGA wojack!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8R0I0GrYso
Only one GOP scrub remains.
>>72921104
IF HILLARY SCANDALS SURROUND HER BIDEN WILL BECOME THE NOMINEE, NO NORMALFAG WILL SEE IT COMING TOTAL CHAOS ON BOTH SIDES, POLITICAL NORMALITY TAKES ANOTHER HIT
>>72920857
Because I was under the impression that they hurt somebody I cared about, which I later learned was false.
You're not even denying you fucked those kids.
I will hound you no matter where you go.
>>72921169
Trump still needs 1,237. The people still need to vote.
>>72920985
I bookmarked this. You are a saint. Trumpwave is great.
>>72921169
There better be. The more rallies the faster he gets to 1237, plus he said he doesn't like to disappoint his crowds even in sure-win situations.
>>72921128
That faggot cunt will pick up delegates in OR, WA, NM and maybe 5-8 CDs in CA, but that's about it. The WTA states will side with the Don.
>>72921094
Fuck off potato nigger
this triggers potatoes
>>72920964
>>72920997
>>72921035
>>72921048
>>72921094
>Mexico
You have to go back.
This is my best estimate for electoral votes in the general election this November. May Kek get Trump to 270 :)
>>72921054
>Representing the US with characters created and drawn in Japan with shopped MAGA hats.
>>72921104
>Hillary gets indicted before the DNC
>Biden usurps the nomination at the convention
Would be a tougher fight tb h
>>72921104
The joke is that Hillary will get literally memed to death and Biden will parachute in at the convention as the nominee after Bernie Sandwiches drops out.
>>72921128
This means nothing. He's not getting any more delegates that he has before, and he'll be Trump's sole punching bag. Trump will probably beat a few memes out of him on the road to the convention that would make even the GOPe think he's pathetic.
>>72921208
>George Soros gave me money to become Adam Richman
>>72921115
This sick fuck will burn in hell
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_3Z3zxsbJFw
>>72921224
>Representing the US with characters created and drawn in Japan with shopped MAGA hats.
>>72921177
Good shit, keep it up anon
>>72921234
>Representing the US with characters created and drawn in Japan with shopped MAGA hats.
>>72921169
we'll have rallies until we hit 1247.
He'll also use them to start taking Hillary down.
>>72921145
Keeping these threads going is a group effort!
We have to keep tthe movement going!
thanks!
>>72921241
>Representing the US with characters created and drawn in Japan with shopped MAGA hats.
>today
W-well this is it for me guys, now that trump has officially been stumped by Ted Cruz's brilliant decision to drop out there is no way that Trump can win the nomination.
Im a Cruzmissile now
>>72921250
NO ONE WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR HIM IN THE PRIMARIES, SANDERS SUPPORTERS WOULD BE SPAT UPON EVEN MORE. AND POLITICAL EXPECTATIONS FROM THE NORMALFAGS DIE.
>>72921177
Keep going, friend.
I always try to do one more [half] set or bump the weight up 5lbs or so for Trump.
Now that I'm done with class and the lab I'll be at has a gym I'll be able to get sick gains.
>>72921246
Nice! This is my prediction.
>>72921300
>Representing the US with characters created and drawn in Japan with shopped MAGA hats.
>>72921224
Agreed. Thank the anon who posted it early this evening, he's lurking here somewhere
>>72921284
>>72921314
>>72921332
This is the VPN minion poster with a different proxy, in case you all hadnt noticed
>>72921326
Holy shit is that Barron?
>>72921335
I guffawed
>>72921246
>California
>blue
Man alex jones used to be funny-crazy but he is getting all psycho-crazy with the god shit
Or was it always like this? I just started seeing some of his videos as of late
So basically....Trump can just kick back and relax for the next month right?
Kasich is a non-issue and all he has to do is watch Bernie and Hillary eviscerate each other.
>>72921128
I wonder how his donors feel about him going on a coast to coast buffet tour.
>>72921177
keep goin' buddy, nice dub dubs
>>72921377
>Representing the US with characters created and drawn in Japan with shopped MAGA hats.
New Taiwanese Animators video is great, as always.
THE FRESH TRUMP OF PENN AVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwIMn646cv4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aksGZBM3Fjc
>>72921360
>prediction
more like COLD HARD FACT
some people don't yet accept this. SAD!
>>72920939
Comfy choice, I'm gonna put this on repeat for a while.
>>72921365
You prefer actual Japanese women?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0XFdFhkTuo
>>72921128
I used to be a Trumpeteer like you folks, then I became a jebhead, subsequently became a Cruz-missile, but now, I'm a comfy-kasich
>>72921376
>he blew another $20
>>72921177
High energy double doubles
>>72920985
https://www.discogs.com/Mike-Ink-Trump-Tower-Jingle-Bells/master/267368
https://www.discogs.com/Ethik-Music-For-Stock-Exchange/release/100894
Additional Trump jams to be found on these releases
>>72921395
No, he just gets a head start on attacking Hillary while she can't turn away from Bernie to respond properly.
>>72921281
I DONT WANT HIM FOR PRESIDENT ONLY THE NOMINEE, CHAOS SHALL REIGN.
>Hillary for Prison 2016
>>72921326
I feel bad for saving this in the same folder as a bunch of lewd anime girls with MAGA hats. Oh well.
>>72921383
Yep
>>72920868
Trump supported gay marriage since the 90s whag the fuck are you on? Shit he even went to Elton John's wedding.
>>72921246
>New York
>Blue
>>72921427
>Representing the US with characters created and drawn in Japan with shopped MAGA hats.u
>>72921314
Alice is an american character
>>72921437
Comfy.
>>72921092
This reminds me. I have a reliable source in Charlie Black's office that says Kasich is/was planning to announce his own VP pick prior to the Indiana primary.
But so far, everyone he wants has turned him down.
>>72921395
I'm still voting for Trump in California in June.
The tone of his rallies will just be more against Hillary instead of being distracted by the Rat.
I've been here since the beginning for Trump
and im wondering
who else is committing sudoku if Hillary wins?
>>72921394
It was always like this. I don't really think that he is crazy though. If you believed everything that Alex Jones believed you would be freaking out too.
He's a high-energy Trump supporter, so he's good in my book.
>Level 2 and below is keks will
>>72921394
He's got some new out of this world filters. They filter out all the LIES that satan has tainted mortal existence with. Like the lie that we all live a 3D existence.
>>72921507
pls no one take this bait. for Trump's sake.
>>72921335
He's with better people now... ;_;7
![5864583+_d2ca209ad014191deb76a2fb2b387021[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/De5I4I6.jpg "5864583+ d2ca209ad014191deb76a2fb2b387021[1]")
>>72921505
Thing is, I'm doing all this shitposting on mobile so it's incredibly slow and clunky.
>>72921326
>tfw Trump will never be your father and take you trick-or-treating
Donald Trump: Start Me Up! Watch it now! Awesome!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oBze2CPbMPU
>>72921217
>Because I was under the impression that they hurt somebody I cared about,
What bullshit. You honestly thought consensual sex hurt anyone? Come on.
The narrative you sprung was ''these waifufags fucked each other and this is unacceptable, I demand you step down and also maybe kinda elect me to be the new admin''.
It was always a lust for power under false bullshit pretenses. There was nothing to be learned except if it was rape. Waifufags fucking each other was just weird as fuck, with the whole 2D>3D issue people have with being pure and shit.
Cognitive Dissonance, so meh.
>You're not even denying you fucked those kids.
I shouldn't have to deny anything. I'm not going to deny or admit anything but you should think how hypocritical, especially for a stromfag, this mentality is. And I refuse to explain anything else.
>>72920560
>paying for the wall
https://www.washingtonpost.com/apps/g/page/politics/memo-explains-how-donald-trump-plans-to-pay-for-border-wall/2007/
We took down 16 other candidates in 8 months. Now you're telling me we have SIX WHOLE FUCKING MONTHS for Hillary?? Holy shit
Whats up with the influx of Creepy Joe posting?
>>72921570
>Representing the US with characters created and drawn in Japan with shopped MAGA hats.
What do you think he'll unleash on Hillary? Proof of those suspicious deaths? Something never before heard?
The rape victims of Bill will definitely be out there big league.
>>72921338
Nobody wants 4 more years of Obama
>>72921119
You have to be serious in planning a rally visit. Prepare for a lot of standing, the ability to change dress for temperature swings, a lack of bathroom access for extended time periods, strategically timing and arriving to avoid crowd competition which can quickly become a stampede in areas. Eat, medicate, charge, map, floor plan. You have to treat it like an orbit launch and space walk. Planning is the difference between good seats and easy comfortable access or traveling far just to be stuck in the back needing to piss, hungry as hell, bruised and sweating.
Good luck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9gOQgfPW4Y
>>72921569
>Trump keeps saying that some candidates who dropped out want to support him even though they said very mean things to him
>It's Jeb all along
>Jeb will be at the convention wearing a MAGA red hat
>>72921555
You know, you could probably rank gets on a similar tier of poker hands. Royal flush = 66778899 and all that crap.
>>72920777
I was thinking about getting BLACKED now Trump said it was okay
>>72921591
This is bannable spam, not shitposting
What if the Dems put Elizabeth Warren out there if Hillary got indicted?
>>72921620
>WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED ON HILLARY YET
Guys I cannot believe this. Can the fight really be so easy? Cruz is just fucking gone after being a faggot for a long time? I feel like I need to sleep on this. I can't believe it
>>72921626
I don't know, but the Trump/Hillary debates are going to be god damn legendary.
He's going to hit her so hard, she's going to stroke out.
>>72921621
I want political chaos in our election to go to all the way. everyone else thinks hes a pedophile. with him as the nominee, normalfags take another blow. I want trump to be president though.
>>72921440
>not Pankasich
so are we just going to ignore the Drumpf University class action federal lawsuit against Drumpf?
>>72921673
The tiers are arranged by probability. Made it just before
>>72921217
>>72921605
Can't you guys take this somewhere else? Talk about Trump. Or at least focus your energy on Kasich.
>>72921700
>Representing the US with characters created and drawn in Japan with shopped MAGA hats.
>>72921145
hear hear
>>72921250
It would be a piss easy fight, the only thing anyone has for Hillary is "She's a cunt". Biden wouldn't even have that.
Plus, I'd get to use this video more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRXH7RkCZQ
So, now that Rato is out of the picture, is there any chance for Trump to lose the nomination ?
>>72921577
At least use the meme right faggot.
>>72921699
Trump calls her Fauxcahontas and her campaign implodes faster than an Indian's liver in the presence of whiskey.
have i posted this video enough yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OlPBWATLNo
FRIENDS OF TRUMP
I NEED HELP
can we post some images/links/etc that defend the common objections to Trump?
things like
>paying for the wall
>"shut down the internet"
>his bankruptcies
>trump steak/university?
I think w should compile a little collection of these things so new supporters can help defend him just as well as old
The fire rises!
>joe is the only scarbro who is a kuck for kasich
Who /comfy/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VcqSjXMhbQ
>>72921699
I would unironically pay to see Trump tear her apart
>>72921736
Thank you friend, I'm now a Pankasich
>>72921780
>trump steak/university
Honestly, don't even bring this up. It's a non-story and it didn't work. Don't draw any more attention to it. If you plan on continuing to ask for those things I'd remove that line.
![Saved+thank+you+have+a+_d1eeb68941f771824c44392a2869f385[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fuxaggm.jpg "Saved+thank+you+have+a+ d1eeb68941f771824c44392a2869f385[1]")
>>72921752
>watching die hard 3
>released in 1995
>We're supposed to handle all the department communications.
>And I'm gonna marry Donald Trump!
>That's it! Hillary Clinton. The 42nd President.
>Nah, she'll be the 43rd President.
>yfw you realize Hillary's been subtly shilling for President for literally the last 20 years
>>72921528
Keep leeching the Gov if Hillary gets ellected. Get my shit together and get rich if Trump gets ellected.
Bounce to Alaska if shit hits the fan
>>72921699
Who?
>>72921780
I was thinking of something similar but from the other end
compile things like the Foreign Policy speech, WSJ article, etc. and show them the intelligent side of Trump
We could call it "The Beginner's Guide to Trump"
>>72921826
It was a simpler time
who would have thought things would end up like this
I'm retiring now, because nobody wants to trigger my starchy instincts anymore.
>>72921780
See Pic related on the wall
On Trump's Bankruptcies
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
Business ventures are a risky practice. Here's a list of Trump's successful businesses:
http://pastebin.com/ejGYBy97
He's worth about $10 billion dollars according to the official financial disclosure of assets required to run for president. Although prices are given within a range, that's a valid official estimate and not even the highest possible.
Beyond that, as he says in his book:
>"I don't do it for the money. I’ve got enough, much more than I’ll ever need. I do it to do it. Deals are my art form."
>He bankrupted 4 times.
Trump's main business is real estate (skyscrapers) and he experimented with other types of businesses - it is a trial and error situation and there were failures - but there were also success like in reality tv, estates and golf courses.
He didn't go personally bankrupt. 1 of his 515 businesses was restructured through Chapter 11, a procedure that involves a reorganization of a debtor's business affairs and assets.
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/248817-trump-holds-515-positions-campaign-filing-says
To be more precise, one of his companies was restructured three times before he decided to sell it just in time before the 2008 crisis took a major hit on Atlantic City, a decision praised by pundits and experts alike.
http://www.crainsnewyork.com/article/20151215/REAL_ESTATE/151219898/how-trump-won-and-lost-in-atlantic-city
Even Bill Gates has gone through this kind of bankruptcy with Optim Energy LLC per instance.
http://www.reuters.com/article/optimenergy-bankruptcy-idUSL2N0LH14M20140212
His success rate is around 99%. That's a very high success rate considering the fact that 80% of startup companies end up in failure.
http://billionsuccess.com/2014/10/accidentally-in-business-infographic/
In the end, the message is clear: NEVER give up!
>>72921916
Of course the Mexican has to take a siesta.
>>72921395
When gamer gate was in full swing, I got a bunch of college friends into politics. We went to university in a battleground state. I got them registered and turned out state red during a mid term election. they were hooked. Now that we've all graduated and put our STEM degrees to use, we keep in touch by coordinating social media campaigning. We were on the TRUMP train for months. Now we are concentrating on false flag attacks on hill-a-cunt under the guise of bernie supporters. Get the ball rolling and let Poe's Law do the heavy lifting.
>>72921565
you're no fun
>>72921826
I miss the Foolish Guac Bowl Merchant.
>>72921818
I remember him telling us that people were bullying him for voting for Kasich during the Connecticut primary
>>72921750
>Kasich
He's already done, it doesn't matter.
>>72921916
run pussy
>>72921780
I think you should fuck the hell off.
>>72921715
Anon, we've been at this battle for a long while now, time has just been flying by is all.
Cruz has hung in for a long while, Kasich is still around, but its basically a coast to coast food tour.
This needed to happen eventually.
Why part of "legal" and "illegal" do people not understand /pol/?
Pic related, I just had this conversation.
I look about as white as it gets, I have dirty blonde hair, hazel eyes, I'm 6 feet tall.
But I'm latino on my moms side.
It's IMPOSSIBLE for me to have anything against latinos. I actually want them to bring in their Catholic values and big hispanic families into the American culture.
I want to see them integrated and I think it's inevitable.
To me, those people who come in legally are AMERICANS.
So why don't people understand the difference between illegal and legal?
>>72921054
Make America ROCK again.
When will you retards realize that capitalism is fundamentally flawed?
>>72921867
>>72921867
What are you trying to communicate abo. Stop drinking Listerine
>>72920822
>everyone wants Jim Webb
noice. I hope Trump is seriously considering it. Webb would shut up the GOP forever with his story about how the republicans abandoned their principles so he was forced to be a democrat.
>>72921453
You're the man.
Anywhere to stream? Youtube has the first and only a few songs from the second.
>>72921979
>Representing the US with characters created and drawn in Japan with shopped MAGA hats.
>>72921780
Ask and ye shall receive
Comfy victory lap
>>72922035
that Hillary's been subtly shilling for President for literally the last 20 years
reading comprehension not your thing?
>>72922034
>Capitalism is fundamentally flawed?
>Capitalism
>flawed
>>72922027
Because the media is pushing the term 'undocumented' immigrants so the concept of 'illegal' immigrants is simply unknown to many people
>>72921975
He's been done since he's been in the race, but it couldn't hurt to meme him out of existence. Although Shillary is the real candidate to attack.
>>72921953
>Representing the US with characters created and drawn in Japan with shopped MAGA hats.
>>72921780
Enough people asked for this that some anon just stickied it in our Reddit colony.
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/49qtyl/the_stump_cheat_sheet/
>>72922126
This is a good video if you have an hour to kill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLfTgSBfEIg
>>72922107
>Representing the US with characters created and drawn in Japan with shopped MAGA hats.
I'm gone for real this time. Israel and Argentina keep fucking with me.
![tumblr_inline_o19mihj62w1r2sz56_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/VMDOL4S.png "tumblr inline o19mihj62w1r2sz56 500[1]")
>>72922112
Did we ever find out what happened to Glenn Beck?
>>72922089
Holy fuck. Why haven't I done a MAGA for Ayn Rand already?
>>72922109
I'd prefer if Trump just ignored Kasich, got him as his VP (or just got Bernie, who knows) and focused solely on Hillary.
>>72920868
>implying not liking gay people is a phobia
>implying being gay is progressive
>implying you aren't a dead end of genetics
>implying
>implying
>implying
>>72921780
Guys... this is NOT a shill. No way. This is Anon making a joke. It's hard NOT to be sarcastic in this reply, but I mean not to be.
Nice one Anon :D
>>72921736
Top fucking kek
>>72922217
did he died
>>72921332
US owns Japan, don't really see the problem desu.
Daily reminder that comrade sanders watered down the bill proposed to audit the federal reserve. Yet he advocates destroying smaller banks.
If you think he is anti establishment, you are clearly delusional. He is a controlled opposition, and now can become a real threat if killary gets indicted before convention.
They are going to dump hillary in favor of sanders, mark my words.
>>72922190
>not posting the full thing
BIDEN OF DARKNESS PULLING THE STRINGS CRUSH NORMALFAG MINDS AND DREAMS
>>72922217
Still radio silence. He'll probably come out after a few days and yell about how we're all going to die.
Also checking to see what >>72922222 was.
>>72922027
>debating with someone on Omegle
>ever
Those people are like the bottom of the barrel scum of society. 90% of them are pooinloos.
>>72922285
Looks pretty hot. Who's the artist?
>>72920809
>>72920912
>>72920855
>I could've stopped this meme
>>72922299
I literally hope he went and made orphans of his children.
>>72922284
BIDEN FOR DEMOCRAT NOMINEE FOR POLITICAL CHAOS
>>72922027
try switching to "breaking the law" if illegals/legals doesn't get through their head
now that trump is confirmed nominee
who will be his VP? carson? palin? christie? cruz? kasich?
please /pol/ whats your opinion
>>72922352
>shqip shqip shqip shqip
Go fuck your sister.
>>72921780
Good idea.
>>72921780
Common sense should take care of that. Take Elizabeth Warren going after Trump for his wealth as an example.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7rWXURt6PI
She says he would be just as rich if he just invested in the stock market. If you think about it for more than two seconds this dumb as shit because he's just as rich AND he rebuilt Manhattan and employs thousands of people so they can make a living. All it takes is taking a minute to think and getting people to not put their sensibilities before facts to get them to defend Trump.
>>72921570
>>72921623
>When you represent the US with characters created and drawn in Japan with shopped MAGA hats just right.
>>72922292
I do want Biden to get into the race.
3-Way Dance, yall.
>>72920777
>>72920888
This thread is blessed by Kek
>>72922390
Still holding out for Webb.
>>72922219
>got him as his VP (or just got Bernie, who knows)
I don't think Kasich would make a good VP. He doesn't inspire that many people. Bernie would be a retarded decision in my opinion. He needs someone like Newt Gingrich.
>>72922390
He's grooming Rubio.
I know it sounds far fetched, but he's been complimenting him in his speeches lately and dropped the whole "Little Marco" shtick.
Which is very suspicious.
>>72922284
>They are going to dump hillary in favor of sanders, mark my word
And when they don't I will disregard everything else you said for the same reason: you're a deranged lunatic.
>>72922299
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/05/glenn-beck-distress-warns-indiana-dont-screw-ill-suicide-watch/
GLENN BECK
LITERALLY
ON
FUCKING
SUICIDE WATCH
>>72921780
These have been asked so many times. Just go to reddit for a compilation. r/asktrumpsupporters
>>72922352
i've stopped coming into these threads unless its an election day because of the shitty fucking anime all over the place. fuckin weaboos
>>72921391
>>72921503
Click the image.
>>72922350
Nevermind, Google is pretty useful.
>[Michiking] Ane Taiken Shuukan
>>72922390
My opinion is Rubio, my preference is Christie.
>>72921409
i bet they already have a separate camera team hired to follow Kasich around the entire time, have him rate food and meet the chefs after the press conferences.
Just a few weeks after primaries, expect the Kasich Koast2Koast Kalorie Karamba to hit movie theaters
>>72922466
>>72922456
He won't choose a non Republican. If he chooses a Democrat the Cruzlims will just yell WE TOLD YOU SO! SEE HE'S A DEM PLANT!
It'll be Gingrich, Session, or if he needs a woman/minority Nikki Haley
>>72922466
While I agree with you, Kasich would be good to get Ohio locked down. Plus he has this whole ''I'm the only one somehow who can beat Hillary'' bullshit.
>Newt Gingrich.
What? Why? Why him?
>>72921665
>a drunk angry Cruz shows up to the convention, trying to stir up trouble
>while the most he can do is strategically place cheese in annoying areas, he starts causing a bit of a ruckus
>strong arms grasp him in an embrace
>"lemme go! He took everything! It was supposed to be mine"
>"it's ok, buddy, the pain will pass
>as tears flood Ted's eyes, he feels the man push something into his hand
>he takes a look
>it's a turtle with a MAGA hat on
>>72922505
We need to protect that fucking smile
>>72922429
And he paid the loan back
And he paid for his living expenses out of that
If every rich person just stuck their money in the stock market, there wouldn't be any jobs.
>>72922055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI0OpstMPRo
Trump Tower from Music for Stock Exchange. I'm definitely adding this to a pre-rally playlist
>Ted is one hell of a competitor
This is pretty much the perfect way to start to bridge the divide between them after such a vicious campaign.
Trump is a fucking genius.
>>72921856
okay, thats just what ive seen come up a few times when people are trying to dig on trump
>>72922000
huh?
>>72922116
>>72921862
>>72921934
>>72922067
these are good, thanks
>>72922558
He was Trump before Trump. Went against the establishment in the 90's and got things moving in the country. He's also old guard so he'll be good for bridging the Trump/GOPe gap
The head Goldman-Sachs kikes are probably blowing up Rato's phone right now with angry texts, emails and calls over his failure.
>>72922055
I found the full album on an mp3 site but it's all one file. I'll split it up and upload it to mega if you want it.
>>72922558
He >>72922674 beat me to it.
>tfw i've been working all day and didn't get to see /pol/'s immediate reaction to Cruz dropping out and Trump essentially becoming the nominee
damn, i even feel sort of bad for cruz now that he's no longer an obstacle to trump's campaign. i'm glad that he lost, but like all the memes dehumanizing this guy and everything, maybe we went too overboard. he deserves credit for BTFOing liberals in the senate at least.
now it's on to final boss hillary. hopefully the hillary memes will BTFO jeb and cruz memes. the longer sanders stays in the race, the better
>>72922173
Stefan's video list also has some other good ones including
https://youtu.be/Gw8c2Cq-vpg
https://youtu.be/qwJZGlC5lXM
>>72922390
Marco, for several reasons. Young, articulate, telegenic, good for 2024, and demographic hit; hispanic and ambiguously gay
Newt for Chief of Staff, Chris for AG/DHS, Carson for Education, Cruz for SCOTUS
Jeb and Kasich as court jesters.
Dont know who should be State yet.
>>72922558
MOON COLONIES
when will the meme assault against Hillary begin in earnest lads?
Anyone kinda afraid of this? this seems like some kind of time paradox, Trump isn't suppose to win the powers that be don't wan him it is pretty clear and they have set that message up well through the media, but he is going over them, I don't know I just have a feeling something really bad is going to happen to this man and I mean JFK shit, there is no way Hillary can beat this man and rigging the system now will make it so obvious and expose them so hard, its seems the only way to stop him is by an "accident" I am so happy he is dominating and exposing this fucking bullshit system but I am also kinda afraid of what they might do to this man.
>>72922760
>/pol/'s immediate reaction
Board basically broke, threads were hitting bump limit in 20 seconds.
>he deserves credit for BTFOing liberals in the senate
No he doesn't, he's a globalist liar.
>>72922784
>Newt for Chief of Staff
Newt needs a space related position.
>>72922796
After Trump hits 1237
>>72922796
i'm trying to think of dank memes now
>>72922796
when bernie is out of race
>>72922716
if you can I'd really appreciate it. Couldn't find any torrents
Find me on the next thread since this is almost at the limit. Thanks a lot
>>72922796
We can start now but trump might wait. keyword might
>>72922637
I really love Trump. He loves a challenge, he constantly says that his opponents are great, talented and smart while still insults them insanely. And when he's done with them, he compliments how hard of an opponent they were to defeats (making him look great for being able to defeat such a foe).
You can just imagine some shonen bullshit of some guy defeating the other while saying ''yeah, you were strong''.
>>72922814
If they do that now, get ready for the Happening. The fucking real one.
>>72922837
Yeah it was amazing. You'd refresh, and 15 replies would appear. You'd click refresh again, and 20 more replies would appear.
I'm sure this has been asked before, but I was at work all day. So what does Cruz dropping mean? Trump has to be basically guaranteed 1237 right?
>>72922796
We have to consolidate our forces and see what Trump does with Kasich first imo
>>72922844
Defense might be good for him too.
I dont know who should be state though, and that nags me a little.
>>72922834
It's done. It's over.
>>72922796
he goes on morning joe sometime between 6am and 9am est. he'll probably go after her just to piss mika off because degrading women makes mika's pussy leak
>>72922674
Yeah but he's not that popular iirc.
>>72922877
will do
>went to bed before Cruz's drop out speech
>missed the reaction on /trump/
>>72922067
>Obama stopped Muslim immigration for 6 months in 2011
Is this true?
>>72922784
>Krispy for AG
nooooooooo
that would be awful. maybe randlet.
>>72922904
Pickleman needs to go
>>72922837
I wish I called in sick just so I could experience the /pol/ craziness
Republicans needs to pull the shadiest shit of all time. They need to pay off some already established fringe leftist party to nominate their version of trump and get lots of attention. Then trump can pull a Bill Clinton on Hillary and have that person up on the debate stage and boom; trump takes it easy. Although, I think most people have wised up to this, which is why they need a fourth candidate too, and just roll the fucking dice
there is nothing to do for three hours ;_;
>>72922899
It means Ted is free now
>>72922674
>>72922725
He also got tossed out for ethics violations. Newt is not the guy he sells himself as being. When it mattered, he fucked up constantly.
>>72922899
Trump has clinched the nomination. Even reish or whatever the hell he's called, the GOP leader said we should unify behind Trump to defeat Hillary.
Source: https://twitter.com/Reince/status/727665447684820992
>>72922834
Wow. what a wild ride. Marcomentum after iowa. triumph is NH and SC. The dreaded "abortiongate" and Wisconsin. Then the post NY triumph again. Feels good man.
President Elect Donald J Trump
President Elect Donald J Trump
President Elect Donald J Trump
That's what he is now. Clinton isn't a real contender in this election.
>>72922967
Are you dumb? Krispy would be a great AG.
>>72922899
We won. Trump is the nominee. Now, there's only one battle left to win.
So what're the chances Bernie goes indie in the general and splits the dems up for an easy Trump win?
>>72922834
Over. Done. Bing Bing Boom.
>>72922993
Free to go to Canada.
Though we don't want him either.
>>72922946
Newt is brilliant, but he has too strong a personality for VP
We could really use him in a very high position, above cabinet even, but he would tip the ticket.
NEW THREAD
>>72923040
NEW THREAD
>>72923040
NEW THREAD
>>72923040
NEW THREAD
>>72923040
>>72923040
>>72923040
>>72923040
>>72923040
>>72922698
G-S Executive: *screams angrily into phone* DON'T FORGET WE'VE STILL GOT YOUR FAMILY, TED! I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TAKES, YOU'D BETTER WIN US THAT PRIMARY, OR GETTING BOOGERS ON HER WILL BE THE LEAST OF YOUR DAUGHTER'S WORRIES!!
Mysterious Voice: *startles the executive from behind him, off camera* Just so you understand... losing the primary is the least of your worries.
G-S Exec: *stares in shocked horror; the phone falls out of his hand in slow motion*
Trump: *charges toward the G-S exec in slow motion as the phone falls simultaneously*
G-S exec: *tries to reach to hit the security call button, but he's too late*
Trump: *falcon punches the executive so hard he shatters the plate glass office window behind him, tumbling into the the darkness of the city streets below. He peers out the window with diminishing interest, straightens his tie, and walks out of the office*
>>72922980
Joe biden
democrat nomination
electoral chaos
>>72922955
>>72922975
>>72922999
You didn't actually miss that much; the threads were flying by so fast it was hard to read. Like, take when CNN calls a state and then multiply that by 100.
Guys, I'm writing a letter to Trump congratulating him on winning the primaries and telling him how many Europeans are supporting him.
How should I go about asking for a sticker in a posts criptum without sounding like I want free shit?
I really would want one, because they don't sell them here.
>>72922888
I loved after that terrible fox debate with the prepared anti-Trump slides and video, at the end, Bill O'reily was interviewing him and said "don't you think that was pretty unfair?" And Trump goes "it was tough, but fair". Didn't buy into their crap despite it being very unfair. It was fox + 5 others against Trump and he still won.
>>72922429
>>72922606
*index funds not stock market
On top of this though since it's Elizabeth Warren here shilling for Democrats; they talk a big game about the problems with lead pipes but are any liberals lining up for trade school to become pipe fitters? No, they want free college to take some social justice classes to learn how to be professional cry babies.
>>72922814
>this seems like some kind of time paradox
It feels like we're watching a momentous event that came out of nowhere, like a mile wide asteroid heading for DC. Trump is a force of nature and the impact will be incredible.
>>72923032
0%
>>72922980
https://twitter.com/RogerJStoneJr/status/727668037327982592
"Mark my words- Juanita Broadderick's name ID will be higher than @HillaryClinton's by November #Trump2016"
>>72922027
The problem is that these people are removed from the realities on the ground. Illegal, excuse me, 'undocumented workers' to them are the gardener or maid - they think every single individual that pours over the southern United States border is harmless. They are criminals, through and through, the second they entered illegally.
It's all about signaling to others that they themselves are 'good people' because they openly disavow their own sovereignty.
>>72922967
I would like to see both Rand and Santorum get cabinet positions. Both are great people. But Rick can be a bit naive and Rand actually probably is better skilled as a senator for his own career. Cabinet might be a waste of his ability; he's wired to be a legislator not an executive.
>>72922962
Yes.
http://thefederalist.com/2015/11/18/the-obama-administration-stopped-processing-iraq-refugee-requests-for-6-months-in-2011/
>>72922962
Also Jimmy Carter stopped immigration from Iran and even shipped students home
>>72923139
>HEY TIFFANY I JUST WON IND-
>[sees you shagging Tiffany and you're just about to cum]
What do?
>>72923106
That's what I love about Trump. He doesn't complain. Oh sure, he bitches endlessly but doesn't complain that it's hard or that he can't do it. He never gives up. He keeps on fighting and wins wins wins.
Jesus, I don't think I can imagine a person who represents America more than him. He truly is America incarnate.
>>72921934
>>72921780
Polifact did a factcheck of the Donald didn't make enough money meme and debunked it:
http://www.politifact.com/punditfact/statements/2015/dec/09/occupy-democrats/occupy-democrats-say-simple-investment-trumps-fath/
There may be better debunkings out there too, but even they say it BS.
>>72922076
nice
>>72923267
Cum the hardest I ever have and prepare for that to be the last time I ever do before The Don castrates me.
Maybe he'll spare me though since I voted for him and am have been an active /trump/ poster since September
>>72923158
Roger Stone is just WAITING for the order to start up the Rape PAC.
>>72920996
>Wall will be connected to public transport.
>Drug cartels attack wall to get drugs through.
>Since wall is linked to public transport, attacking wall can be considered a act of terrorism.
>Trump can then obliterate "terrorist" drug cartels without backlash.
>>72922834
where can I find this graph website?
>>72923629
predictwise.com
>>72920996
Is there anything worth while in those towns along the border? I like the idea but whats gonna drive the public transportation aspect of it? whos gonna want to ride it?
I guess adding stations for highspeed rails in each of those towns to go north to the other states would be cool.
>>72920996
>>72924923
After closer inspection of the image i see this is far more than amazing than i thought.
Is something like this viable?
![1454871803451[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/FWUhJt0.png "1454871803451[1]")
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![Ce_pC5cW8AATS--[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/riulDSA.jpg "Ce pC5cW8AATS [1]")
![Maga+comp+1_4c3ec5_5853776[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5XmYfmb.jpg "Maga+comp+1 4c3ec5 5853776[1]")
